Phins of Fire DEBUT/Pipebomb Continued

THE LONG-AWAITED DEBUT OF PHINS OF FIRE IS HERE 🔥🐬

You already know what time it is — I finally lit the fuse and dropped the first episode of Phins of Fire. We break down both sides of the ball, give a full schedule preview, and — let’s be real — it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t drag Chris Grier through the mud like the bald-headed scapegoating dumbass he is.

But that’s not all.

I had a few more things to get off my chest… so the pipebomb continued.

And because we keep it 🔥 but still have fun — we played a little mariachi music while going through the schedule, because why the hell not?

This ain’t your daddy’s Dolphins podcast.

This is PHINS OF FIRE.

Let’s ride. PHINS UP. EMPIRE STRONG.

We are not a cult.

We are not an army.

We are a family—an empire of equals—who have had enough of the fake, toxic positivity and tribalistic bullshit in today’s society.

Do we have your attention now?

Good. You can thank us later.

Long live the Scapegoat.

Long live the Empire.

Phoenix Empire forever.

Phoenix God forever.

Phoenix Knight forever and always.

Final Boss engaged.

You can’t kill a Phoenix.

You’re never gonna be everyone’s cup of tea—

Be gasoline. Set shit on fire.

Signed,

The Final Boss

The Phoenix God

Phoenix Knight

President of Phoenix Empire Incorporated

King of the Phoenix Empire

The Status Quo Slayer

The Scapegoat

The Villain of Truth

The Honest Antihero

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🔥 Versión en Español 🔥

No somos un culto.

No somos un ejército.

Somos una familia—un imperio de iguales—que ya está harta de la positividad falsa, tóxica y la mierda tribalista de la sociedad actual.

¿Tenemos tu atención ahora?

Bien. Puedes agradecérnoslo después.

Larga vida al Chivo Expiatorio.

Larga vida al Imperio.

Imperio Fénix por siempre.

Dios Fénix por siempre.

Caballero Fénix por siempre y para siempre.

Jefe Final activado.

No puedes matar a un Fénix.

Nunca serás la taza de té de todos—

Sé gasolina. Prende fuego a todo.

Firmado,

El Jefe Final

El Dios Fénix

El Caballero Fénix

Presidente del Imperio Fénix Incorporado

Rey del Imperio Fénix

El Destructor del Status Quo

El Chivo Expiatorio

El Villano de la Verdad

El Antihéroe Honesto

¡Larga vida al Imperio!