Bob gets hassled at the car wash while Miles finds love at the WWII museum in New Orleans.
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waiting for it i know i'm coming out so you better get the party started oh that's i'm coming up oh really Hey, everyone. Miles Tartle with the Static Radio Show. Thanks for pulling up a chair and listening. Maybe I'm coming out and not coming up. Some people said you were coming out. Yeah, could be. Could be. Never know on these things. Yeah. Things happen. People, people, people happen. Things happen. You and your friend Kip. What a day for a daydream. Oh, Miles. So I think the vacation's still happening in this world, even though it's not happening in my world. Yes. But I have a couple of pre-vacation stories for you. So getting ready for vacation. Right. Kind of. Okay. So the first one is…So we drove up to Michigan and we got, you know, the van and the six seater and everybody went together in the van. So before we were going to go up there, I'm like, you know, we got to clean this thing up because it's filthy. You know what I'm saying? With your jizz rags and stuff. No, come on now. So I'm like, So I had taken my… Jizz rags. No, my children's hassle. They had jizz rags too? No. So I had taken my kids. We went and went bowling for fun. Bowling? Bowling. Bowling. the outrageousness of it. We went bowling, you see? And, uh, so we went bowling. So after bowling i'm like i'll take you i'll take you bowling and then afterwards you know will you help me clean out this van? So we'll be ready to load up, you know, in a day here. So we can head out to go on vacation. What are the crusty tissues, dad? Yeah. Yeah. I go, miles was in the van.Don't worry, boss. Two years ago, he was here. You keep saying there's Krugerians in here, but no. I have them now, assholes. Oh, good. Well, hey, good for you. So we go bowling. We have some fun bowling and playing some video games and whatnot. Who won? My daughter's boyfriend won one game. Ezekiel. Good. He did good. Ezekiel. Zeke, as we call him. Zeke. Ezekiel, yeah. And then I won the first game. We just played two. Did you do like a granny thing where you kind of go low? No, I know how to bowl, my friend. Oh, really? Oh, yes. I mean, not well, but I actually know how to throw the ball like a normal bowling person. I thought your large hips would get in the way of you, like, you know, doing it. Thank you. Yeah. I had to go around it? No. Yeah. So, yeah. So, we went bullets. And then afterwards, I'm like, okay, now here comes the work, right? So, I'm like, in town, there's, like, there's a couple, three, like, you know, fancy car washes where you get your, you drive, you know, you go in and it grabs your car's wheel and pulls you through the car wash.Car wash. Car wash. You youngsters have never seen Car Wash. No one's going to know what that is. No one will know what that is. No, you should watch it. It's an old movie. I know it's an old movie. My God. It's a great movie. It's fantastic. It tells you all about working at a car wash. It does. And then it has good songs as well. George Carlin was in it too. I think. Yeah. I just mentioned that he's a cab driver. So, um, we, I go, well, there's a new one. So we just, so we try out the new one rather than going to the same old one. Plus the old one, we have to, it's further away. Yeah. They're all like, yeah, sure. Whatever, you know, whatever, you know, what do you, whatever you want to do, old man, I've got, you know, I got, uh, tricked into cleaning the car.for a couple games of bowling. List your title. You got any whippets? I don't have no whippets. So we go up to, and I'll tell you the name of the place because it's a chain of places. It's called the Car Club Car Wash. Of all the Ks, I bet, right? No, no, no Ks. Oh, okay. The Car Club. C C C W C C C C senior. So the, um,