Bob gets things done the hard way, while Miles provides insight into his family relations.
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Can you hear it no, but I can see a picture Yeah Uh-huh. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Snake Show. This is Bob. It's backwards. Here you go. How about that? How about that? How about that? It's backwards. You couldn't hear it, though, huh? No. Well, I've got to work on that, I guess. Yeah. Oh, well. We'll be fine. Yes. It'll all be. It's all right. You're going to take the next part here, Traveling Wilbury guy? Even when push comes to shove. Oh, wow. That's very Orbiston-like. Wow. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. It's all right. No, I used to listen to that album a lot. We ran the monkey man. We're hot up for cash. This man stayed up all night smoking cocaine and hash. I don't know. Fuck. I don't know. Fuck it. Fuck it. One Dylan, one electric. I lost interest. I feel more like.I opened the closet and what did I see? Me, I eat dust. I've been listening to a lot of Gary Newman lately. I've been listening to me a lot. That's interesting. I don't know the words. Something I don't want to fade away. But I don't want to fade, I love. Yeah, okay. That's all made me. So, this weekend, I was Mr. Handyman. Mr. Handyman. Mr. Handyman. You were so handy. I'm handy. Yeah. Not handsy. Handy. I bet you a handsy. Yeah, I went and got a stump grinder. I was the name of this girl in college. I knew stump grinder. Worked at the local bar. Do you have any idea what I'm talking about here? Yeah, it's a thing. It takes care of your stumps. Yeah, it rips up your stumps.Yeah, well, yeah, I know that. What the fuck? Big apparatus that you, it's got like tank treads and like a big buzzsaw looking thing at the end of it. And you, it's got hydraulics and you basically grind away a stump. If you want to talk about bush hogging next, I'm all for it. That'll be another story for another day. Okay. So you're grinding your stump. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm not a handy person. I'll be honest. You are. No, I'm not. It always scares me. And my wife is like, you know, these stumps have got to go. My wife talks like Christopher Walken. These stumps have got to go. I don't remember your wife talking like Christopher Walken. Bob, go get the stump grinded.First of all, I hear no cursing in it, so I know it's not your wife. That's true. Because your wife really curses a lot. She curses more than Christopher Walken. She does. That's something to be of note there. Yes. Yeah. She is the uber mob boss Christopher Walken cursor. Yeah. So I've tried to do this now for a year and a half. I'm afraid of this thing. I'm… worried that i'm going to, you know, like take off my foot or something. Yeah. because this is a monster. I mean, this thing rips through trees yeah the trees um and so i finally, the other thing is you have to, you can rent it for the day at the rental place that's close by me. Yeah. But if you can get in the sweet spot, you can rent it for the weekend special.which means you pick it up on saturday afternoon. You don't have to bring it back till monday morning. Oh, that's what you want. That's what i want right because yeah you know, they want to make money and they're not open on Sunday. Right. And, you know, and so like, I've been trying to get this weekend special for a while and i keep missing. And then a couple of times i got the weekend special and then it's like, it's gonna rain cats and dogs all weekend. I'm not going to stand out in the fucking rain with this leg mauler machine and slip underneath it and then get chewed up. I canceled, but then I had it set up for this weekend. Now I have to get it here. This thing is a monster. It literally is like…some kind of, you know, Shriner monstrosity, tears of stumps. And so then my wife's got to take the car,