This Week
Welcome to "LeMent Tonight," where the host kicks off the show with a lively introduction, featuring guests like Pablo Lewin and Denise Medina. The evening includes humor and commentary on current societal issues, with Pablo delivering a comedic monologue that touches on themes of aging, societal frustrations, and absurdities in pop culture, such as the Titanic and the Golden Girls. The banter is filled with playful jabs and surreal anecdotes about his life experiences, including navigating protests and his humorous take on relationships. Denise joins in, sharing her comedic journey and upcoming shows, while also engaging in light-hearted exchanges about their personal lives and the entertainment industry. The episode culminates with a musical interlude before wrapping up, encouraging viewers to support the performers and enjoy their comedic offerings. Overall, the show blends humor with social commentary, creating an entertaining atmosphere for the audience.
Pablo Lewin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVzxZ2mJQwc
Bad AI Transcript
Hey, everybody, and welcome to Lament Tonight. So glad to have you here on this joyous evening with momentous things happening in the world. We've got Pablo Lewin coming up. We got in the audience tonight from Chi-Town. Denise Medina is here with us. Let's start it off with our theme song from Gary Lime's and the flea towns taken away Gary. All right, thanks, Gary. You are a great asshole. Thank you, Gary. I really appreciate that. I don't know if everybody heard you, but he called me an asshole, which is great. Gary is not a big fan of being here tonight. He's got regular gigs during the week, and so he usually likes to do that. And then this is kind of an extra thing that he got roped into because he's in a rope program. So there you go. Pablo Lewis here tonight. Hey!Yeah, Pablo, let me bring you up here on the stage. Let's just get started. Let's get into it, shall we? All right. I mean, let's do something that everybody can enjoy, okay? I accept. I accept. Oh, my God. Look how bigam. I'm big and fat in real life. I'm big and fat here. I'm plausible. I mean, look, the way I look, I mean, Denise is crying. I mean, she is emotional about me coming here. I mean, look at her. I mean, she's got crying eyes. But listen. Let's do this, okay? I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everywhere is going out of school. I don't even know what I'm talking about. Just happy to be here. I'm an old man. I'm 65 years old, okay? My testosterone level is so low. Right now, I'm transitioning, okay? My pronouns, because everybody has pronouns, my pronouns are he needs Viagra.And I do, intravenously. But anyway, I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their jobs. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks, they're running wild in the streets. There's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do with us. There's no end to this. We all know the air is unfit to breathe and that food is unfit to eat. And we keep watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we have 15 homicides and 63 violent crimes as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad. They're worse than bad. They're crazy. Like everything's going out. I want you to get up.Get up out of your chairs. Go to the window. Open and stick your heads out and yell, I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. Come on, everybody. Get up. Come on. You're watching me right now. The two or three people that are watching me right now masturbating. Stop masturbating. Get up out of your chairs. Go to the window. Open and stick your heads out and yell, I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. Okay. Okay. Does anybody have any Prozac that I can use?