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Welcome to LeMent Tonight with Bob LeMent on Plauzzable.com and his special guest, Suraj, in a unique alley cast format. After a lively introduction from Gary Lymes and some humorous banter, Suraj shares his experiences of moving from India to the U.S. and the cultural differences he's encountered. He humorously discusses the mispronunciation of his name and the stark contrasts between American and Indian cultures, particularly regarding arranged marriages and social interactions. Suraj showcases his voice impressions of various characters, adding comedic flair to the conversation. The show also features playful segments where guests offer absurd advice on relationships and marriage, leading to entertaining exchanges. Overall, the episode blends comedy, cultural commentary, and engaging guest interactions, making for a lively and entertaining evening.
Suraj
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Bad AI Transcript
Hey, everybody, and welcome to Lament Tonight. From an alley near you, this is Bob Lament and my special guest, Serej, tonight. I'm going to throw it over to Gary Lime. Yes, that's right, Serej, right there. I'm going to throw it over to Gary Lime for the intro. Gary and the Flea Towns, please take it away. All right. Thank you, Gary. That was great. It's great to be here tonight. This is the first alley cast, as we'll call it here. I'm in the nondescript brick wall in an alley somewhere in St. Louis. Hopefully we'll not have any of the police show up on us and break up the party. But, you know, to keep things moving, I'm going to turn it over to Suresh.who's going to entertain us here. Go right ahead, Suresh. Oh, thank you so much, Bob, for having me as your first guest on AliCast. Yes, I love that name. And as my friend Dobby from Harry Potter would say… They must lament. Thank you so much for that wonderful introduction. Thank you.Or… Or as my friend Shaggy from Scooby-Doo would say, Like, like, Bob. That was a good introduction, Bob. Zoinks! Or as my friend SpongeBob would say, Bob. Oh, Bob, that was a fantastic introduction. Ah! There you go. You got some taste of some of my voice impressions. I did. Yeah, thank you. And I take your introduction any day over. Oh, he looks like he works at a 7-Eleven. No, I don't. Or, hey, Suresh moved from India to the U.S., but after today, he's going to be deported. No.No, I'm not. I'm here legally. I'm a legal resident. Don't worry. The current president of the U.S. will definitely not say, Siraj, I love Hindus, but we are deporting you back to India. India is an excellent country, but we have to deport you very soon. Okay? Okay. He's definitely not going to say that with all the graveliness in his voice. Yeah. And the hairspray on his head, apparently, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. But, guys, it's great news. I moved from India to the U.S., and it's great because I get to enjoy American football, or as you guys call it, the Super Bowl. Yes. I can enjoy the Super Bowl in the U.S., but in India, all I could enjoy was a begging bowl. Is that official? Yes. If you have $5, please tip me. You can send it to at the rate AliCast on Cash App or Venmo or PayPal.Whatever you like. But guys, I just have to say that my friends said that, Suraj, life in the U.S. will be easier for you. You get to be a part of AliCast while we can't. No, they didn't say that. But the point is, they said life will be easier for you. No, it's not. It's not, Bob or anyone watching, because everybody here mispronounces my name. Suraj. Yeah, it's terrible. Suraj. Surage. As if I have an anger problem. Yeah. Like if you call me Surage, I will become Surage. Smash. Surage smash. Heck, the other day somebody pronounced my name as Surgery. Can you believe that? Surgery. I told him, no, it's syringe, not surgery. Don't complicate it. And then he was like, oh, sorry. I thought it was surgery, but okay, I'll call you syringe. Now you know why I don't have much hair on my head.