Miles tries to read people's souls via their garage sale merchandise, while Bob sees the natural and unnatural on the highway.
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She said. That's all she said. She's large. She's large. She's large. Hey everyone, Miles here. Did you hear that tonight? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. A little bit? Okay, kind of low. Yeah. Working on it. Mm-hmm. Unbreakable. We alive, damn it. Where's this girl at? What's up? Where's that girl at? Isn't there a girl that says something? A girl that says something? Yeah, like, you're live. Oh, that already happened. You missed it. Oh, fuck. Live streaming is on. You weren't paying attention. Yeah, that's what… Yeah, that's what you're doing. Not paying attention. Just spending an hour trying to start a stream of urine for Cry 6. Cry 6. I'm old now. How is it? What? Explain this to me. Let's go out of the show. Let's just go out of the show. Okay, let's go. I don't. Yeah, the whole stream of urine thing. I'm not quite getting. Yeah, you don't want it. Yeah. What do you do?Stick something up your peen when you're young or something? What's going on? That's another story. Like a kazoo up there or something? Yeah. And you can play too. It's a flute. It's a flute. I was thinking it was a literal skin flute. Just saying. Yeah, they call me Bubbles. Well, I have something strange to talk about tonight. Very strange. You didn't introduce yourself. I did. You're not fucking paying attention. I said, this is Bob. Welcome to the show. Oh, I didn't hear that either, man. God, let me rewind everything. Jesus. No, I'll forget. Okay, just go. This guy is like blinking. You miss it. Mr. Pay attention. I'm sitting here. watching the wheels go round and round. All right. Yeah, so this is Bob. And this is Miles. There you go. Okay. I got one story for you. Go ahead. Now I took a time on that. So this is a few weeks ago. And I was driving on the highway. I was going up to Decatur. Yes. Anduh i can't remember where it was that exactly because maybe this will be uh mean something to somebody and they can kind of explain this to me or something but so i think it was close to glenarm or uh you know somewhere just outside of springfield illinois okay i go i'm driving and you know there's lots of overpasses on the highway and i'm driving down the highway, you know, at 75 miles an hour, whatever this highway speed is. And I swear, I saw something like hang its head down from the overpass, underneath the overpass, in the girders yeah yeah and then and then like kind of looked around, and then went back up into the girders. Now… Okay. Yeah, I know. Are there children up in the girders? Well… I mean, it was so much so… I mean, I was approaching it. I wasn't under it yet.This thing like drops like just, you know, kind of like head and shoulders. Yeah. Looks around right back up. And I'm like, and so then as I'm going underneath there, I'm like leaned way forward so I can try to look up while I'm driving. I mean, it was so freaky and it wasn't like, uh, it was like a child size thing. Yeah. It wasn't like a construction type person, you know what I'm saying? It wasn't like the village people, was it? No, it wasn't the village people, I don't think. Unless it was the diminutive village people, perhaps. Was it a manatee? It wasn't a manatee. That would be big. You could be mistaken for a manatee. Yeah, that's true. And so, yeah, I was so weirded out. I was like, it was like child size, and there was no features. It was totally black. Like, just darkness. Maybe it was smooth. The shape of a child's head and shoulders. Yeah. Any ideas? Uh…Are there any escaped monkeys maybe? Everybody goes for the monkey, right? Anytime you see something hanging up from underneath the overpass, it's always a monk. I don't think there was any escaped monkeys in the area. I mean,