Stop Thinking With Your Butt

First aired September 18, 2022

Chris walks us through why some people believe that Crisis Actors were involved not only in the horrible Sandy Hook school massacre, but other "staged" tragedies; all in attempts to disarm the American people.

Was David Hogg just an implant from the liberal media, designed to eradicate the second amendment? Was he really just the over-entitled, under-fact, snob-noxious, under-whelming, cantank...

First aired January 29, 2023

When things get tough, the tough get tougher...OR broken down repeatedly until they are shammed into a shell of their former selves and are found lying naked in a heap upon a tear soaked floor. You know, therapy that works.

Join us as we discuss America's most dangerous cult, Synanon and their 30 year coming of age story. Charles Dederich's approach to addiction recovery is B.A.N.A.N.A.S. but he...

First aired February 5, 2023

In this episode turned declaration of love, Katie talks with Chris about his only interest. Aliens. Unidentified aircraft fall from the sky and "creatures" are seen in distress all over the city of Varginha, Brazil. Locals raise question as military blockades are being set up in a residential neighborhood, and medical staff are threatened into silence. Truly something of significance must have ...

First aired February 12, 2023

Three hundred year old witches, magical twins separated at birth, phony ass fish with amnesia, a post-apocalyptic middle east AND STAR WARS! So much gets unpacked in this weeks episode, Katie even has to stop the show to bring out colored markers and an erase board to organize her thoughts. We may not all agreed on Disney's dark storyline connections but we can all (by all we mean Katie) agree on o...

First aired April 2, 2023

For thousands of years documented accounts, of what we now call "sleep paralysis," has been an area of interest. Scientists can understand what is happening during this mind, body disconnect, but not the why behind it. Why is this happening? More interestingly still is the appearance of the Hat Man. While sleep paralysis varies from person to person, the Hat Man seems to be a universally similar v...

First aired April 9, 2023

Chris finally covers his most favorite of topics, the realm of Dungeons and Dragons. Or as Katie likes to call it, the fantastical land of make believe. What led an innocent 'role playing game' to be the center of Satanic cult controversy? Are player characters actually being coerced into acts of MURDER and summoning Demons? Grab your 20 sided die, your hottest Succubus poster, Mountain Dew and Mi...

First aired May 1, 2023

It's about ding dang dong time Katie tackles one of her most favorite of subjects. Not chips and salsa, not old architecture, but BIGFOOT! Why are we trying to cure a magnitude of diseases when Mr. Foot is out there waiting to be discovered!?! Priorities people! Join us and get a listen to the EXCLUSIVE, first time interview of Mr. Charles Poulson, gentleman, sasquatch exhibitionist and encountee. Don&ap...

First Aired May 7, 2023

Two bodies are found decomposing along the hillside of Niteroi, Rio de Janeiro. Both bodies are wearing, fancy suits, raincoats, and eye shades made from lead. A note is found in one of their pockets and reads, "16:30 be at the specified location. 18:30 ingest capsules, after the effect protect metals, await signal, mask." What is going on in the secret lives of these television repair men?! And is ...

First Aired May 14, 2023

Easy to disbelieve but hard to disprove. There is evidence out there to suggest we don't know as much about this planet as we think we do. How far does our understanding go? First hand encounters dating back to the ancient Sumerian people, name dropping in the bible? Whose to say? But we can definately entertain the idea that bigfoot and Jesus know each other. Let's see what Bigfoot Part II has to ...

First Aired May 21, 2023

Wake up, go to work, join a cult....make it a an alien sex cult....ooo now add science! Congratulations you are now a Raelian. What could possibly bring the world of science and the world of ancient astronauts together? Sex of course you silly billy. In this heavily D&D saturated episode Chris messes with our minds. He starts by seducing Katie then shotputs her into the sea OF MADNESS where she treads wa...

First Aired May 28, 2023

What’s more unusual, a hundred year old grudge or a hog that starts a war? For decades two families have been at war with each other. The infamous Hatfield's on one side of the river and the legendary McCoy's on the other. How did it all start, and what kept the hate train rolling. Could this historic feud have been fueled by the decades old land dispute? The murder of a relative? Or is one, waywar...

First Aired June, 4, 2023

Stanley Kubrick creates some of his finest work. No, not Clockwork Orange. No, not The Shinning *gasp.* What does any great director aspire to achieve? The moon baby, the moon! Don't worry Flat Earthers we'll keep it all under the dome....or not...at the very least we'll keep it vague and unfounded. What we once thought to be a 50/50 scenario between fact or faked moon landing footage, finall...

First aired February 26, 2023

German Professor Paul Dienach falls into a year long comma only to awaken with startling infomation. While his body lay comatos, his mind inhabited that of a physicist who had been involved in an accident in the year 3906. What does he uncover from his year living in the future? And why do the doctors of the future seem so familiar with the concept of the time traveling conciousness? Let's find out...

First aired March 19, 2023

In the beautiful countryside of Glasgow, Scotland, lies the covetous Overtoun Estate. 

Lush green lawns, quaint streams, and fawn worthy foliage abound. Lines of wealthy philanthropists have resided here and left their mark on the town; statues being erected in their honor. So why, in the name of all that is good and great in this world are dogs committing suicide all over this property!?

Could it be a spect...