436: 'Suburban Commando' Deep Dive

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Speaker 1 (00:13):
What's up everyone out there on internet land. Welcome to
episode four thirty six of the Straight Shooters available wherever
podcasts are found. My name is Vaughan Johnson, and I'm
joined as always by my main man Pots and Pans,
Nick Macnea, Fox, Phld The Gambler, and Philly Influencer, and
we have yet another fantastic show ahead of us here

(00:34):
on episode four thirty six. It is a deep dive.
We are diving deep into a film, another movie, another
theatrical release. This time is another Huk Houlgan classic with
diving deep into Suburban Commando. Oh yeah, from the year.
What year did this come out? Again? I got already.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Technically ninety one, but I think BHRS was ninety too.
That's what I got it and saw.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Nineteen ninety one. I probably listened to my notes somewhere. Yes,
I do have it in my notes because it was
released October fourth, nineteen ninety one. But before we dig
into the film that was Suburban Commando starring Hulk Hogan
and Christopher Lloyd and Shelley Devon many others, we got
to talk about some current day nonsense Before that, though,
I gotta do my weekly check in with my man,

(01:26):
man pots and pants? Nick, how are you on this
steamy Friday afternoon? My good brother.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Baseball's back. But it's been good not having to watch
the Phillies the.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Last few days, so stress free a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I just hope that, you know, they're reinvigorated for the
rest of the summer because of my downtime. I would
like to see a good baseball team play baseball. I
don't want to. I don't I don't want. Even Rob
Thompson knows every single game is a grind, and that's
you have laughers every now and again. It's like the

(01:59):
Philly He's never had laughter laughers.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know, they they never had laughter frowns.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But they uh, you know, I think they have won
two laughers when they won three thirteen nothing two times
this year. But I mean, like that never happened last year,
never happened the year before. It's like, man, like, good
teams have those laughers and built in there, you know,
every so often. It seems like the Phillies never do.
So it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Good teams also win more games than they're supposed than
they lose. Good teams also are in first place too, right.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't. It's I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Care about you don't care about first place they had.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Out of the six divisions, they're like sixth in terms
of the division leaders.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
So I mean it's I mean, those divisions could suck.
None of those other divisions got the Mets.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
That's it, that's all. They got just two teams, the
Phillies and Mets.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Who did the NL Central? Guy, I don't know who
in the in L Central? The Cubs in first place?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, the Cardinals pretty hot for a while.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Are they as good as the Mets?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Brewers are probably better than what they're playings.

Speaker 1 (03:07):

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I mean, they're not terrible.

Speaker 1 (03:12):

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I don't. I'm not even sure the Mets are good good?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's fair, that's fair. I'm looking at the.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't think Stanley's ad.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
The NL East is pretty bad. Right, every other division
has like three fifty one teams. The NL East has two,
and it's not even close between the second and third teams,
whereas like the NL Center has four to fifty one teams.
But I mean again, come playoff time, do you think
that the Reds or the Cardinals or the Brewers or

(03:42):
the Cubs are better than the Phillies in the seven
game series or maybe not seven, maybe five.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, because the Phillies will probably always as long as
they stay healthy, they will always have the pitching edge.
It's starting pitching, yes, the starting pitching.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Starting pitching.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
The bats that will be their down again or they're
up fall.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know that or there, or their bullpen, which
is what they're going to probably act to be acting.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I had a trade deadline, so I had a dream
that they wound up. I don't know if it was
they traded for Sir Anthony again, but they they had
someone and like we were so excited about in their bullpen.
I literally dreamt about this, you know, like they need
to get it done this year.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Man, I like you hear this, Phillies, you gotta get
it done. My boy is dreaming about relievers. He's dreaming
about middle relief pictures in July.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's you gotta get it done this year. You just
got it.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
He's come on. Trade deadline is crucial.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Because like dreaming about a bat, I'm dreaming about relievers.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Middle relief. You like I guess a closer. I guess
they got strong and sort of a closer. Yeah, Varado's
out for the playoffs, so he's not the closer I
guess in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
But how much are they gonna use him?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Now?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
This stress? Probably a lot, I would guess.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I would assumes honestly, Yeah, it'd be smart. But it
sucks when you lose him though, because he could be
a valuable piece and Romano is shaky as all hell,
so who knows gonna happen there? I don't know if
you want him in middle relief and in kirkering the
same thing. He's young, though at least he's young. He's
still figuring it out, but he still starting.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
To get those high leverage situations. And it was funny,
you know, we what did we record Tuesday before the
All Star Game? Right, so we we saw how people
Edwin Diaz comes in and gives up the lead, but
very the run obviously wasn't charged to him, and the

(05:49):
way the American League tied the game was so like
the weakest hit you could possibly imagine. So it's very
funny how Matt's fans were like, Edwin didn't do that,
would do that it's like, hey, he let the pitch
that cost the cost the lead and how to go
natural innings which Kyle Swarber our guy became the m
VP after hitting three diggers. Uh, that was that was fun.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Also, swing off you out you four extra innings.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, I'm not I know why people are because it's
something different. People always loved something different. Uh, but then
when it happens, it's kind of like like I used
to love the shootout when the NHL came back from
the first lockout like four five, they went to a
shootout after overtime, and I love that. But then once
the Flyers really really bad at it, every single shootout

(06:37):
is like I don't want to watch this, and I
just I don't think it's a good way to I
don't think a shootout like I would rather just keep
the ties or whatever.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, man, nobody wants that many ties. What's happening in hockey?
Before they put the shootout in.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Place, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
It was so many ties though, it wasn't like it
was a tie here and there. Like, I know soccer
does ties, but I don't like ties, bro. I'd rather
have a win, a decisive winner. Ties is just like,
why do we come out here?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I mean, like I understand that as a fan, where
you do want to see a winner, especially if you're there,
But I just don't get excited for a shootout. I
definitely wouldn't be excited for I.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Think it's exciting. I don't know about it.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Like we I think the Phillies had what a lot
of extra inning games or earlier in the season. It's like,
I don't want to see that as much, especially with
as many games. I just how about just get rid
of the ghost I actually don't mind the ghost runner
in the regular season.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Because that helps drive and runs in the game quickly.
That's the that's the thing you want to avoid. You
don't want nineteen to twenty in games which could still
possibly happen today. But maybe you do a happy medium.
Maybe you do like three extra innings and if it's
still tied, then you do the swing off, just like
they're doing hockey pretty much. Five minute overtime or is
it five minutes maybe ten minutes, Yeah, it's five and

(07:51):
if you're still tied, then we gotta get We gotta
go home, bro, we gotta go home at the end
of the day. Now, I understand that, like maybe in
a postseas and you don't want to do it that way,
I understand that. That's what I'm saying. I understand if
you don't want to do it in the postseason, and
we don't do that in hockey in the postseason, they
just keep playing. I understand that. But in the regular season,

(08:13):
I think I might be for it, bro because who
wants a fifteen in game? Like, I know that's technically
quote unquote free baseball, right, that's what we joke about
free baseball. Like, no, I don't want to then, I
don't want that free. I don't want to be there
for six hours. I'm sorry, I'm going home at some point.
And you don't know when this game is gonna end.
You have no sense to when it's gonna end, especially

(08:33):
when you got obviously they got to rotate innings, so
you're in the top. You know it's not gonna be
over yet, so you gotta go to the bottom. Still,
it's just like, oh God, like it's just we're here
all night. So I don't know, I could I could
hear an argument for that being a regular season edition.
Playoffs you play on because you want the best players
to decide.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
K I get it, but like major league, like professional
little sport.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
They do it already. Though I don't like it, I
think it's fine in hockey. I don't think it's that
big of a deal in hockey.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well that's because everyone got used to it's going on
for twenty years.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Now, and people could get used to the swing off
too if you do it.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, no, not babe, like hockey was I guess at
the time, Uh you know my third favorite, I guess,
so I wasn't like invested. But baseball is like my
one number one, So I think I would just be like, no,
just like play the extra nings the way you did now.
You changed enough with the ghost runner and everything, and

(09:28):
the games still end reasonably at a reasonable time with
the ghost runners, so I don't think you need the
another added thing just to make it that way. When
when games are already shorter than they were with the
current rules, but the pitch clock and they want like
one hour games, Like, come.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
On, I just don't want extra inning games to go
another whole game. You're watching two games in one one night,
pulling the double. Well, that's enough baseball talk. Let's get
into the current day. Nonsense in the world of par wrassling.
We have sort of an update on Seth Frickin' Rollins
and his now we know is a knee injury. He

(10:12):
went on the Rich Eisen Show this week and said
that it is knee injury, and he said he felt
it pop and buckle after he did the moon saw.
I said the backflip moonsalt. Same thing during this match
against La Night on Saturday Night's main event last week,
and he said that they did try to evaluate it.
He went to Birmingham, Alabama, which is back in the
day when you heard that somebody went to Birmingham to
check out the knee injury. It was the most serious

(10:34):
injury possible because I forget the name of that doctor
that was there. Andrews to James Andrews, this world renowned
surgeon who's based out of Birmingham and has done surgeries
on all these athletes, top flight athletes, including wrestlers. He's
a great doctor, but that also means you have a
very serious injury. If you're seeing him.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Right, I want to see the plank locks.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
But he went down to Birmingham and apparently the knee
was too swollen to be evaluated and they were going
to take you know, let's them swell and go down
and let it and give it another go, give it
another look in about a week or two. Now this
sounds he take this on rich eisend. It's not a
place you're usually shooting. I mean you're usually working, I

(11:14):
should say usually shooting there. But Nick, it sounds like
you get your tinfoil hat on.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
He's adding guess to the fire.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Because in about a week or two, you know, in
week maybe maybe he gets evaluated in about a week.
But if he goes a week or two, that could
run into uh, what's that event happened in New Jersey
August second and third of summer, Oh, the Slam of
Summer better known as Summer Slam. So look, we'll see,

(11:49):
we will we will see.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I don't like the tinfoil has, especially when it comes
to wrestling. But I don't know. I can't shake it.
I can't shake it this time. Maybe again, when you
said its episode, that's exactly how they would portray a real,
you know, injury if if it were to happen. You know,
Seth was quick on his feet, you know, if if
he was really injured, knowing like, hey, he has money

(12:12):
in the bank, like he's he's literally a top or
the top guy at this point. Like I would put
him above Cody Rhodes and John Cena right now, and.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
For him, I would say he's definitely the most important
angle right now, in a better angle. I don't know
if he's the top guy over Seena in.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Casina and Cody are so boring to me right now.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
That's fair, But I feel like, you know, they still
looked at us the top big but I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't, not for me, and for him not to
you know, loses you know what. I don't know. I
was just I thought that was convenient. So uh if
I again, I'm not in his shoes, so if I
was saying, I'd be like, are you kidding me? You know,
like and for him to uh, you know, you know

(12:59):
it didn't buckle. I mean you I get it, like
they know.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
If they didn't buckle, we can't tell from that.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well when you when you when you hear buckle, you
think like, okay, they it just moved the wrong way
or something upon landing and he just landed like he
always does, and yeah, maybe he did feel a pop
or something. We didn't see a buckle like you can
see a buckle. You can't see a pop unless it's
your achilles, I guess. But you really can't see a pop, right,

(13:28):
you can see a buckle like we saw when he
tried that power Bob on Cane and twenty fifteen coming
off the ropes where they tore it the first time,
or at least on the main roster. I don't know
if he did it previously, and so he had a
fourfeit the title and everything at that point. But you know,
to me, that's a buckle. So we didn't see that.

(13:48):
So you know, I guess it's semantics whether we use
the word buckle or not. I just didn't see a buckle.
I saw him come under quote unquote under pressure. So yeah,
I mean, I'm just not convinced, and I hate to
be that guy, but I am that guy.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well we'll see. I think a lot of people are
going to be keeping their eyes peeled on magic.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
That's exactly what he would say.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Right, and again, Rich Eisen Show is not a place
where you go to put on a work, right unless I.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Go that's exactly where you would go.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
For exactly, I mean everything you're saying all makes sense
for everything you're doing also makes sense, Like we can't
say this in the ww interview because people will instantly
smell it to work. So you go to a legitimate
outlet like the rich Eisen Show, which has high journalistic credibility.
You know, they're not doing wrestling angles on the rich

(14:50):
Eisen Show. Maybe on the Pat McAfee show, not on
Richard Eisen, right right. You know he's been on NFL Network, ESPN.
He is legitimate in his industry right of journalism. Okay,
but he did go on there and say that, And
wrestling fans are wrestling fans, and they will work themselves
into the shoot but thinking it's a work, but it

(15:13):
could be a shoe. But hey, we're gonna work. We're
gonna think of work until we're notified otherwise.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know what. Again, And I'm kind of like playing
it up a little bit. But then we just had
earlier this week as a Philly sports fan, you know
the article on ESPN for Joel and be drops and
it's very long article, so well done, so well written,
gives you a glimpse into like his issues not only
on the court, but off the court. Dealing with his

(15:40):
injuries and stuff like that, and you kind of wonder
man like it. I could see it being legit for
Seth and especially you after reading that MB thing, and
it's almost so many parallels where you could see like
their knee issues through the years, and Nick Batoom said
he didn't know how and be he could walk, you know,

(16:01):
because he saw his knee in the locker room and
how swollen it was and he just didn't know how
he was able to walk. I mean, it's entirely possible,
says dealing with the same thing. And maybe he's just
not trying to downplay it or even overplay it. He's
just kind of all right, this is another injury, so

(16:22):
I'm just gonna deal with it. What good does it
do to get really upset, you know. So it could
easily be that as well, you know, where he's just like,
all right, let me just get through this and come
back when I'm healthy. So I could definitely see that
part of it. But I don't know, man like I

(16:42):
would mark out if he just comes out catches catches
in even if Punk wins, and then he does it
after or preventing Punk from winning a title. Man that
would just be like incredible theater.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, we'll see. Man, it's it's I would say this,
it adds a lot of injury and maybe all the
intriguets one side, and maybe it's only from the fans.
Maybe in WW is like he's hurt and there's something
we can do about that, and we're going to move
on with our plans. But for fans it's a lot
of intrigue because the timeline that he set out a

(17:14):
week or two is like.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
And he can be seriously injured and doing that on
purpose to make fans feel the way, even if he's
really hurt, like he's definitely playing it up a little
bit as well.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I think maybe because he said in the interview that
he's going to be out for an extended period of time.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
So yeah, I mean if he's not there one week,
I mean two weeks is kind of extended.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Not extended. By the time Somerslon coming around, it'd be
all about three weeks, you know, because that would be yeah,
it'd be about three weeks because so that did a
nice main event was on the twelfth, it'd be, yeah,
be three weeks.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
It is kind of weird to not see someone on TV.
Like for two weeks, you know, to me, it's like, Okay,
where are they If you don't, if you don't see
him like a week after, it's like okay, like but
then like you kind of expect them if everything's good,
you know.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
So when I hear extended period of time, I'm thinking
at least a month, maybe two, maybe three maybe a
two three month period day at least that it could
be six months, yeah, or it could be lying. We
don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
It's exactly what he would say.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
That's exactly what he would say. He said, I'm out
for it in the next ten years, just exaggerates it.
I don't know when I'm be bad. I'm out indefinitely.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
As if he like hired Jel e beads trainers throughout
the years and like real life, just to further push
the narrative, that would.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I don't think that would help him. I don't know.
Joel and Bee gets hurt a lot. That's why he
did that story.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's why. That's exactly why Steth would do it.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's that's why what else is happening in the world.
Aj Styles is heading back to TNA Slammiversary.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I did hear about this to do what.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
We don't know, but he's going to be a tena
slam Aniversary. I think it's cool that, you know, have
talent show up like that and sell some tickets. And
of course AJ's got an extensive history with TNA. I
think that's cool.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It is well they do AJ versus Dominic in DNA.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I mean for the Intercontinental Championship. That'd be wild and
I'd be here for it. Why not, let's let's get wild.
It's twenty twenty five, it's crazy stuff going on out here.
Why not let's do it.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
What is Slammeriversary.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's a good question. That is a good question. That
is let me look it up here at twenty twenty
five Slammiversary. Oh that's October. It is July twentieth, Sunday,
July twentieth.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Two days from Yeah, I guess not gonna do that
match there. Don't think it's not a slaber versary. Maybe
Bound for Glory, but I mean they're building it on
w WE, so I'm assuming it's gonna happen like maybe
a Summer Slam.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I don't know, but we do have a triple threat
match for the TNA World Title. Trick Williams of NXT
defending against Joe Hendry and Mike Santana. I think Mike
Santanna's gonna win that title, by the way. Uh, he's
done a lot of a lot of promotion lately, like
it's probably for probably for a reason, right.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, he said, I've read I've read a couple interview,
you know, highlights of him saying, yeah, w W brass
is impressibly type of thing.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
M hm, Hey, you should put the title on him
because we like him. Uh J C Jaane and versus
Masha Slimovich title versus title NXT Women's Champ versus TNA
Women's Champ. That's gonna be interesting. We got a four
way tag team title match, ladder match, first class hardy boys,
the Nemus you know, Nick and uh Ryan Nimath and

(21:04):
the Rascals. This is a good card. Man Sagic Alexander
Mustafa Ali and the Heart will tests a Blanchet t
NA slam aversary man in the ubs arena in Long Island.
That's a is that what? An island display?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's what?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Like?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Uh, why can't I find this?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I literally googled it and hold on oh, because like, yeah,
TNA is sober, saying, Okay, a lot of a lot
of uh type of.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Man. But yes, that is what the island display. Uh.
So that's that's an NHL arena. That's a big arena.
With TNA.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, they'll you know, black it out, I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Guess, or if they sell enough tickets they won't have
to write.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't think they will.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I don't think they will either, but we'll see.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
By the way they died might set up this past
week and the w was pretty sweet. I like the
way that arena looked. For sure.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
They had like it's like an older building, like a
real old building, right, I can't remember something like that. Yeah,
I did know. I did know that it was super old.
But I mean good good, unique settings, unique backdrops. I
think that's good. But yeah, there's that. We got TNAX
Slamiversary this weekend, only one show. I agree. I agree

(22:28):
it's that TNA's best paper view name problems.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yes, because I did remember thinking about this a couple
of years ago. I was like, man, that's like legit
and honestly should have been their WrestleMania.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
But that I agree.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
They had Bound for Glory and it's like, Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
It's like Yeah, I think I agree with you in
that slam Aniversary should be the WrestleMania show. It's the Anniversary.
It's the best name. Bound for Glory is a nice name,
but I feel like they put a lot into Slammiversary,
Like that should be your biggest show October. Yeah, I
don't get a big show.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I don't know, but I feel like, yeah, I agree
with you. I feel like Slamiversary feels like TNA's It
should be Teena's biggest show. It's a nice and again
it's just their best name. But I always remember like
hard Justice and like Turning Point, always like Genesis against.
I like Genesis. It's the first show of the year too.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, was that No Surrender? He didn't like that one
as much? Uh, Court Justice hardcore justice when he had
the E c W guys, and it was.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just hard it was hard justice at first.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
It was hard justice, Yeah, and came hardcore Justice when
you're just like we got E c W now, y'all.
Victory Road is another one.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Victory Road. I thought that was a great name. I
actually liked that name. Not their best, but I did
like the name for like.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
A show they couldn't do Road to Victory because the
Eagles would have said stop. That road to victory belongs
to us one, two three on the road to.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Victory, I'll tell you man, DNA hit a lot of
names out the ballpark compared to AW. Not a huge
fan of aw's names. Full Gear. Still they still have
full Gear in twenty twenty five. They still have full Gear.
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I didn't know you hated full gear as much.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Every time it comes up, I'm just like, oh my god.
And that stupid logo with the gear is like, get
out of the.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I mean they're going on the nose with it. Okay,
So they got like revolution.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I mean that's fine, but I mean we had like
wrestler groups Revolution, you know, WCW, and we've had evolutions.
It's too close to that preps Like, okay, revolution, we
get it. That could be like a dynamite. You know,
we don't need it to be a pay per view.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You got Dynasty, you got Day is not bad. Wrestled
Dream always enjoyed wressel dream.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
You've always enjoyed Wrestle Dream.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I like that as a name. Yeah, I don't dream card.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
It's really not though.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I mean, they don't, but it could be that. It
could be that.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
They're just putting names together.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Like Forbidden Door. I think that's a good name.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It's a good name for you know, what they were
trying to do with it.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
But I like all in as like the big show
going all in.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I like all out?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
As to me is why.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Did they not do all out? Why not just stick
with all in? Like I don't understand why they did that.
Maybe licensing, I don't know, but Tony couldn't buy it
from the Bucks and Cody or something I don't know,
because then they I guess own that.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
It doesn't quite have or anything, but it's not it
doesn't acquire have the luster.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
But all in is definitely better than all out, Like
didn't need all out one much less the others.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And some A little bit of sad news as we
wrap up the current day nonsense. Buff Bagwell had his
leg amputated recently. This came as a result of a
car accident that he went they had in twenty twenty
where he was driving under the influence and he crashed
his car and the resulted in a severe leg injury.
And he's had it amputated unfortunately, so, uh, you know,

(26:23):
that's terrible. So we wish buff Bagwell the best in
his recovery, and I hope he can maintain a relatively
you know, normal life still despite having his leg amputated.
So and Jim Ross apparently suffered.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
A fall in Texan after the other.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, man can't catch a break. But he said he's
doing all right. So shout out to JR.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
And is that all?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yes? He did the Uh yeah, he did last two matches. Yeah,
so it's good to hear JR. I hope he's doing
all right. But now are you ready, sir, to dive
deep into the film of our lifetimes? Suburban Commando. Oh no,

(27:12):
earth rates he's racist against Earthlings too. That's crazy, that's crazy.
But Suburban Commando stars, Yes, it was, Yes, it was, Yes,

(27:33):
it was. It stars haw Cogan as sheper Ramsey. Who
the hell is sheper Ramsey? You say he is a
intergalactic warrior who fights off evil in space and he
cries lands on Earth. Even though he looks like a human,
he acts like a human, talks like a human, walks

(27:55):
like a human, has talked like a human. He is
not an Earthling. So he hates he likes women all that.
Despite all that, he hates people from Earth. And he
hears a classic fish out of Water store. Okay, classic
fish out of water story as we see on IMDb

(28:17):
and a little blurb an interstellar hero from a distant
world visits Earth and tries to fit in with a mundane,
your kind suburban family. How about that fish out of
Water story in suburbs.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Charlie seemed like they let him in the house.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Bro they're a little too kind of anything. We'll talk
about it was a little too kind. And she was
kind of wild too. She was kind of wild for
what she did to my boy, Chuck Willcox. Okay, and
then moved an alien into the house. So that's all true.
But they didn't know where he was from. He's a stranger.

(28:57):
He could have been from the next county. It didn't matter,
It's true.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Didn't ask for a Social Security number, nothing, paychecks, nothing.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Could have been from the next subdivision for all I cared,
don't matter. Who is he?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
How did he pay for that?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Look, we'll talk about it all right again. Hulk Hogan
is in the movie. This is not his first movie. Obviously,
he's done movies before, but this is kind of like
his first movie that's not really associated with wrestling, and
it's away from WWF. Right, This is like his attempt
at becoming a mainstream star, and it started with Suburban
Commandough he did you know Rocky three before haul Comania

(29:35):
began running wild? And of course No Holds Bar was
at the peak of hull Comania. But that was a
WWF movie and it was complete garbage. This movie, on
the other hand, is produced by New Line excuse me,
new Line Cinema say that easy, not easy to say,
But Hulk Hogan was an executive producer on it, so
there's that. But this movie, though, wasn't originally intended for

(29:57):
Halk Hogan, So this movie is not like an not
a WWF written movie. This was a legit movie made
by a legit company with legit people involved. This movie, though,
was originally intended for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. And
you can see who's supposed to play Arnold Swarzenegger and
who's supposed to play Danny DeVito.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
So, uh, I never watched it, but where they were
in twins, right, Yes, that's what they did instead of this, Oh, okay,
so okay, got it. See they were supposed to do
the movie they were together. Oh I think I remember
seeing the vhs, like when we would go rent a
video and it was there, but I never watched it,
so but I always knew who they were. So I

(30:39):
was like, ah, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I've never seen it. But by all accounts is a
much better movie than Suberbant Commando probably And given that
the plot, and given what happened in this movie, I
completely understand why Arnold Schwarzenegger, especially.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Did he say it turned this down?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Said, I'm sure he dave because the script was like
pretty much a buddy cop, funny, lighthearted version of Terminator.
He crashed lands, he takes someone's clothes, he beats people up.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
So he did Kindergarten Cop, but this was too far
for him.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
After watching this movie, I understand.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
But Kindergarten Cop is actually good, so I gotta get
it too, you know.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I understand. And again this was also this is the
time I feel like Schwarzenegg's trying to go outside of
the box, away from like the serious actually did all
for the entirety of the eighties, did the number of
action movies. He did Conan, he did Raw Deal, and
he did Commando, not suburban Commando, Commando, U just Commando,
regular Commando. Right, he did Predator. He did all these
action movies, and I think by the nineties he did Twins.

(31:41):
He did Junior where he became pregnant. Right, he did
Kindergarten Cop. He was, he did jing he did never seen.
Wasn't Junior the one who became pregnant?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Oh, I'm pretty sure that's what happened in that movie.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
So he does have a movie though, where he was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
So yeah, I'm looking at the post now and it's
Danny DeVito in this movie.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yes, why was it he in Kindergarten Copy? I don't
know that was released in.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
But again, Arnold is looking to get away from just
being an action star. He still did like Eraser and
I think True Lies with Jamie Lee Curtis, who was
a classic. But he also did jingle all the way.
So he was clearly trying to diversify his catalog exactly
where Hogan was not. He was trying to get anything
he could. So Arnold could afford to turn this down

(32:29):
because this is very much in the vein of silliness,
but yet actionally that he was used to. But also
when you watch the final product, clearly wasn't as good
as the movie as Arnold was doing right. So instead
they got Hawg Cogan and his sidekick in this movie,
Christopher Lloyd. So we'll talk more about Christopher Lloyd in

(32:49):
the second. But well we're talking more about him now,
why not. Alongside Hall Coogan is Christopher Lloyd as Charlie Wilcox.
Lloyd is best known, of course for his row Doctor
Emmitt Brown and Back to the Future, which it's a classic.
Never saw it, man, I've seen it once, a long
time ago. It's been a long time. He's also Uncle

(33:09):
Fesster in the Adams Family movies. And he's also I
believe the Villain and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Which I
don't know if you've seen, but that's personal favorite. Yeah,
Who Framed Robert Roger Rabbit is a classic. The film
also stars at late great Shelley Duvall go Ahead, and.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
He also was in Angels in the Outfield.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
How from the Angels in the Outfield. The film also
stars Shelley Dvall. The late great Shelley Duvall as Jenny
Wilcox uh Devall with the most famously known as Wendy
Torrance in The Shining Performing. Her performance in that movie
was incredible, despite the fact that director Stanley Kubrick was
apparently not the easiest to work with. Despite that, Shelley

(33:53):
Duvall was a legend put forth a legendary performance. She's
also olive oil in the Popeye movie. I don't know
if you've seen that with Robin Williams, but they are.
That's that's good to know. That's a good start. Apparently, though,
the Popeye movie, according to former CEO of Paramount Barry Diller,
was a drug induced coke field movie because they would

(34:16):
just get stuff delivered and they would get cocaine delivered
in film cans, and everybody was apparently on this stuff.
That's what he said on the video. I saw this recently,
so and the fact that that was like that came
out like in the early eighties. I think that's the.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Same Suburban Commando wasn't the same thing.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Look, you can't speak to that. You can't speak to that.
Who else is in this movie? We got comedic actor
Larry Miller as Adrian Belts, and if you're familiar.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
With he's the boss.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yes, he's the boss, the sleazy boss. He takes all
the credit for Charlie Wilcox's work. Charlie will Cox is
like an architect, the inventor kind of deal. And Adrian
Belts is the CEO of the company or something like that,
and he takes all the credit for his work.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Miller Dennis Smeller in this movie.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Not Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, who's done a ton of
movies and TV shows, including uh, the Eddie Murphy edition
of The Nutty Professor.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, he just looks like a jerk. He's got punch
the face.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
He's got a good punchable face. But what makes them funny?
You know? That makes him funny?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Uh, he's been again, it's been in a ton of things,
like so many things he's been in.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
We've also got a young Elizabeth Moss. I don't know
if you know who that is. Yes, yeah, she did
look familiar long before. She was in Handmaid's Tale and
the New well, I haven't seen that neither, but the
new really well done Invisible Man, which I have seen
and is really good. Uh, she was in Suburban Commando
with Hag Cogan. How about that this is the second time,

(35:48):
by the way, that we've done a Hawg Hogan movie,
and it somehow was the beginning of the career of
someone super famous because remember Standing with Muscles had me
lacunas ah right, Yeah, she was young. But lastly, we've
got a little known actor by the name of Mark
Callaway making his film debut. He is Hutch, one of

(36:08):
two bounty hunters sent to Earth to capture sheper Ramsey.
Callaway's tactam partner in this movie is known it was
not Glenn Jacobs, but rather Tony Longo, known as Knuckles.
Longo is a longtime character actor, appearing in sixteen Candles,
Fletch Eraser with Arnold Swarzenegger, Our Angels in the Outfield

(36:29):
with Christopher Lloyd III.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I was like about that.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
House Guests one of the best and bad performances of
all time, Mulholland Drive, Mister and Missus Smith, How to
Lose a Guy in Ten Days, and did a bunch
of TV shows like Family Matters, The Parenthood, Night Court,
Nash Bridges, step By Steping with Mister Cooper pretty much
the whole TGI Friday lineup right, he had every show
cover unfortunately passed away in twenty fifteen. But yeah, Mark Callaway,

(36:58):
of course is you know we all know is the
Undertaker before he and Hulkogan said, yeah, he got my
neck brother. Oh no, we'll talk about that in a second.
But this movie saw a limited theatrical release on October fourth,
nineteen ninety one, and according to IMDb, the film gross
almost seven million dollars worldwide at the box office. And

(37:20):
while I couldn't pin down an exact number for the
budget of the film, by all accounts, the movie did
not make a profit, making it a commercial failure.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
If we what were to believe Wikipedia, it says budget
was eleven million, So.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I mean, that's one source I didn't want to so on.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I cited it's Wikipedia, so take it. Take it for
what it's worth.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
But uh, although it was a commercial failure, was it
a critical success? No?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
It was. So it was released a few weeks before
the Gravest Challenge that Survivors series nineteen ninety one. What
are the odds? Like he was losing. So he's like,
I gotta make sure people see this. I beat the
Undertaker in this movie.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I beat him in movies. I beat him in wrestling,
beat him in every way. But the movie currently has
a fifteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes and audience score.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
What's a good score on Rotten Tomato Something.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Above fifty at least bro like if you're below fifty,
you get a little bit of trouble there. And yeah, fifteen,
that's higher than I expected.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Honestly, this this, this could have been anything above eighty
be like a must watch. I guess maybe.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I'm not sure if the exact metrics, but it currently
has an audience score of thirty three percent, said Roger
Ebert at the time, the late Roger Ebert. In his review,
he said, and I quote, by golly, by the time
it was over, I was feeling kind of tired of
going to the movies.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
It was so bad they almost made a movie critic quip.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It almost made Roger Ebert quit being in the movies.
He gave it one out of four stars in his
review from Actually, he did give Hogan some credit, though,
he said, quote Hogan's range is limited, but not as
limited as the movies he's appeared in, which I think
that's fair. Uh, the movie he appeared in before this,

(39:17):
I guess would have been No Holds Barred, which was
a steaming pile of duke ye right, complete garbage, right,
so there's no coming back from that. But this honestly
was a step up from obviously No Holds Barred, and
so multiple steps up from that, and also multiple steps

(39:39):
up from the movie we did before, which came out
after this in real time, but we did. We've done
this review already and sanding with muscles that movie is
complete garbage. This movie, I will give credit. It does
have some scenes It's like, wow, that was I see
what they're going for there. It was kind of funny.
The actors in this movie are really good. Like Hogan

(40:00):
probably the worst act in this movie, which is saying
it's not saying much, but like he when you're talking
about coming from No Holds Barred with everything was so terrible.
You know, he right, he doesn't look horrible in that movie,
but in this movie, he clearly is outclassed. When you
have someone like Christopher Lloyd, when you have someone like
Shelley Duval, Larry Miller, those people are experienced actors who

(40:24):
are went on to do great things. Acted this movie.
You know, it wasn't like this movie killed their careers.
They still were acting and working and making money and
being successful actors after this, so something like there's nothing
behind it. New Line Cinema is a legit production company,
like they've done major films. They did eventually. I don't
know if they had it from the very beginning, but

(40:45):
they did Nightmare on Elm Street at some point, at
least New Nightmare, which is the movie they did. And
I think they're ninety four or something like that with
Wes Craven, but they've done that. Pretty sure they did. Yes,
that's a Nightmare on Elm Street movie. They also did
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the first one which was dope.

(41:06):
They did Blair Witch Project. I'm pretty sure they did
Friday too.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Did they do Ghostbusters?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I don't know if they did Ghostbusters?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I am I thinking. I remember seeing the New Line Cinema.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
No, oh, here we go a picture. Here's a list
of movies that New Line Cinema has been attached to.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I remember seeing that logo like before ever a lot
of movies I watched back then.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
They apparently did their original Evil Dead. They were produced
the original Nightmare on Elm Street, which I didn't know
they did. They were among a part of the beginning
of that film franchise. Critters, which I don't know if
you ever seen Critters, good b horror movie.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I haven't seen it, but I heard of it.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's a good time. The Original House Party, which is
a classic, all right. I still recommend the Original House Party,
Like I said, Teenage Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, Texas, Chainsaw, Massac,
I think in the nineties, not the original Friday the Thirteenth.
That was the terrible Friday the Thirteenth movie, though from
people call it terrible Jason Goes to Hell. I didn't
hate the movie, but people, you know, some people didn't

(42:05):
like it. Dumb and Dumber, Classic The Mask, Classic Friday, Classic,
the original Mortal Kombat movie. In my opinion, As far
as action video game movies, Classic Austin Powers, Classic Blade, Classic,
Rush Hour, Classic Fighter, Destination Classic, Like, they hit some
bangers in the mid nineties Bro some absolute bangers, and

(42:26):
they also did Lord of the Rings and Harold and
Kumar and Sex and the City. They've done some big
major movies over at Newline, and they've done Suburban Commando.
So there's some movies that they hit on and there's
some movies that they missed on, but just saying the
production and the people behind this movie are successful people.

(42:47):
It's just the execution was not there. It was miss
at the end of the day. The movie itself was
directed by the late Bert Kennedy. He died in two
thousand and one. He made his name directing westerns in
the nineteen sixties and seventies. In the nineteen eighties, did
a bunch of TV shows and TV movies. He did
an episode of Magnum p I And by the time

(43:10):
this movie came out, he was well into the sixties,
so older gentleman. But he passed away through the cancer
in two thousand and one. The movie was written by
Frank A. Cappello, who eventually went on to write Constantine
with Keanu Reeves. So that was a major film and
pretty good one too. I like Constantine. Suburban Commando was

(43:33):
only his second writing credit, though now he has his
own production company where he's created a bunch of commercials.
But you mentioned earlier about wrestling, because where are we
in wrestling at this time? Right, this is nineteen ninety one,
when this movie comes out late ninety one, who's the
chant Hawkogan? He wanted all at Wrestlemanium seven from Sergeant

(43:57):
Slaughter and he held it into November. Who did he
lose to Hutch? I mean Undertaker, Undertaker of all people,
and that I think that's when he pretended to be
injured by the Undertaker. Hawk Cogan did and you got
me brother. Oh, and Undertaker has not let that go

(44:17):
to this day. You can talk to Undertaker about this
and he'd like, yeah, I ain't banging the mathter that
and still don't.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
He probably felt like he was trying to sabotage him stuff.
Clearly you can't get rid of that in an industry
where you've excelled, you know, like, just can't do it.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Nah, And I don't Again, I like you. I don't
blame Undertaker at all for being like I'm good on him.
They tried to sabotage me, saboteur, try to get me,
try to get him good. Uh. We talked about the
movie being originally for Danny DeVito on the Torsenegger Uh,
and Hogan and Lloyd were apparently the backup options. And

(44:56):
I would say this, talk about this more later, But
Christopher Lloyd does his best. Haw Cogan just doesn't have
the orange screen charisma of Arnold Schwarzenegger though, like, Arnold
Swarzenegger is never going to win an Oscar, but he
could have. He could act circles around Hallcogan, Like, it's
not even close.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
You you've seen Kindergarten Cop, right.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Not in a long time, but I've seen a lot
of other movies, like Jingle All the Way is still
one of my favorite holiday movies ever. Like Arnald Schwarzenegger
is a big part of that. Him and Sindbad are
hilarious in that movie. And so it's phil Harmon, but
go ahead. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I think I've watched that once. But a classic bro
as much as I remember some of the others that
I've watched a lot. But in Kindergarten Cop, there's a
scene where you know, like he loses it in the
classroom and the kids are going nuts and then he
just goes shot up. They do that same scene in
Suburban Commando, and I'm like, they definitely wrote that for

(45:52):
Arnold Swarzenegger because of what I saw in Kindergarten Cop.
And I was like putting two and two together, It's like,
oh my god, Like does he have a scene like
that in every movie? Or something like no.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
They were probably trying to replicate that, and they're like,
you did this before, so do it again. And he
was like no, bro.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
But instead of shut up, he goes quiet. I do
have a clip of that. It's so bad crickets.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
The thing is, Schwarzenegger was just way more endearing and
had way more confidence on screen than Hogan. Hogan always
felt like he was acting by numbers. He's like, doing
exactly what he's told.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
But no, no, like no, there's no flow to his words.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
It doesn't feel genuine entwer.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Okay, stand deliver you know that's exactly what he's like.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Paint by numbers, bro, act by numbers. He's just doing
exactly what he's told. But he didn't have the natural
He wasn't a natural in acting like he wasn't wrestling
and wrestling it was he's a natural. We can not
call Cogan all we want, but we can't deny the
talent he had for pro wrestling, right and he was.
It wasn't like he was shy in front of people.
He wasn't shy in front of the camera. It wasn't

(47:12):
like he didn't have charisma at all. But I'm sure
when you're acting on a movie set in front of
a couple dozen people, and there's no crowd reaction. You're
hearing action, and then you gotta go and you gotta act.
You got to bring the emotion, that emotion out where
you don't have the crowd giving giving you that instant
feedback and that energy and that adrenaline where that could
probably fuel you when you're on an upset is more controlled.

(47:34):
It's quiet, people are shutting up right and they letting
you do your thing. Maybe it's a different environment, and
he just wasn't as good, nearly as good at it
as Arnold Horzenegger or what he could do in wrestling.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
So and he did those promos though backstage, so it's
almost like a similar situation where you know, I know
they're pre taped, most of them aren't live, but.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
He's also saying the words he come up with. More
than likely he's being mostly himself in those promos where
if you're he's trying to be Chepard Ramsey in this
movie and it's you know, not just a quick two
minute promo with Gene Oakland, and he could play off
of him and they can go off the cuff. Even
he can forget his line. He can just say make.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Something nut and then Gena'll like get it back on track.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Right where this I'm sure he's nervous. This is again,
this is nineteen ninety one or has nineteen ninety into
ninety one Hawk Hogan, where he clearly is trying to
break out into the mainstream as far as acting like
that was his whole story leading into the ninety two
WrestleMania was like is he done?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Is he going to retire? He maybe in his mind
he's feel like he's nearing the end. He didn't do
a WWF movie. He did a new Line cinema movie.
Because this is supposed to be a bigger budget.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Was a storyline.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
This is the whole stats. But I think there's there's
some true I think there's still some truth to that
though as well.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Like he was trying to pull like a rock thing
to see if he's I think so career outside.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
And it didn't work. He did some movies, he did
Thunder and Paradise and all that stuff, but he never
caught on. You can't tell me if that Hogan became
a mainstream celebrity as an actor, if he started getting
bigger roles and started making more money. He would have
kept wrestling. Acting would have pulled him away, And I
don't wouldn't blame him for it, just that's what would
have happened. Instead, he was bad at it and he

(49:24):
kept He had to come back.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
With his look though, Like, how like the Rock's a
fairly normal looking fellow.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
No, they are not. Neither one of those guys look
normal to me. At least the Rock does not look normal.
That's why he can't just do any old role. Like
he's trying to do the shatter machine move. It's a
shadow machine. I forget the name of the movie he's
doing now the UFC movies doing. But uh, either way
that works.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Because he's hair like I'm not talking about body built
mustache hair. Oh yes, he looks normal. Batista kind of
looks normal in the face. Yes, not like, how are
you going to cast him and different roles? You know,
he's got to be cast in one role.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
And again this is ninety one. The coulda sac and
the mustache is on full fleak in this movie, bro,
and it's like.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Rage he has a little braid going down.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I think you have a point in that that's what
makes them difference. It's a little braid, but how many
big time roles was going to be cast in with
that look in the face? Right? I guess I don't know.
I just know the coldest that the hairline is wild.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I still stay like I wrote and cut it off.
I wrote in my notes, this is the most hair
I've ever seen hul.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Coke and have Just get a wig, get rogate.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I think he was wearing one. I think he has
extensions in this movie, just for the back.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah, keep this, Like, what did you say? I don't
know if you've seen the clip of a Paul fine
Bomb when they're on college game day and it's like
Tim Tebow, Marcus Spears and you talking about what kind
of haircut do you get? And they said for Paul
fine bamb just keep the sides because I don't know,
if you know, if Paul fine Bomb looks like and
they're like, what you're telling Paul kid the sides and
it was cowling laughing right and rightfully.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
So so that is that what haul Kog is telling
the barber, Just keep the sides in the back. Brother,
So like, get the full head of hair. If you're
going to do the wig, just get the full deal.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I don't know. I can't let this go for some reason.
But all right, we do have a format for this
show though, but there's so many scenes in this movie
that need to be discussed. I don't know, like we
can get to the format, but like, I feel like
we got to talk about this opening scene. Bro.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I mean, listen, you gave a lot of actors there,
you know, Flowers, but we have Brutus Peakcake in the
opening scene, folks, and Leslie. If you blanked he'd miss it. Yeah,
he was there.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I didn't miss it.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
He was wearing sunglasses too, and like all dark. He
looked like the Butcher, honestly his butcher character.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
And maybe you got the inspiration. Maybe Hogan was like, hey, hey, brother,
I was watching Superban Commando the other day again, and
I got one of the five vhses that sold right
again but a ball five of them. Brother, But remember
that dude you played that dude you played for that
one second in that movie. You should do that on dB. Brother,
call me back. He's like leaving the message like four

(52:30):
in the morning on his answer machine. Beep, hey brother, Holkster,
watch the Suburban Commando again. I got an idea. He's
just like the message is too long and he keeps
having a call back and finished the message holster again

(52:51):
brother So like I.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Was saying, right, Suburban Commando, dude, get back to me,
brother piece. And then the credits at the end of
the movie, it's Brutus Beefcake not Ed Leslie and Mark Callaway,
you know, like funny, funniest thing man, if like, why
not mean Mark Callius. He was Mark Kallis before he

(53:15):
went to became the Undertakers.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Why not Mark Allas because we all know Mark me
and Mark Callous yep, we all know that guy. It's
credit him. At least Beefcake was like a star and
w W yeah, and the late eighties early nineties, Yes,
he was a star and then late in wrestling, so
he could have been a more recabout and recognizable name
than mean Mark Kallus. You know who people.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Maybe the idea was for the Undertaker to come in
as Mark Callaway and then you know they're like, no,
the under it was came the Undertaker at first? Yeah,
well after Survivors series his debut, and then for like
a week or two. Yeah, I guess Undertaker doesn't fit well.
And casting credits.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Probably not, But if they ever do a sequel, I mean,
they should bring him back. Man, why not have him
and Michelle mccoolb be the bounty hunter this same voice, yeah,
this one, yeah, and it's credit him as the undertaker?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Or just take her? How about that? But the opening
scene of Suburban Commando, it starts off like Star Wars
but with worst special effects. Dude, even though Star Wars
came out like fifteen years prior. How did that happen?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I'm like, as a kid, how did I not think
this was lame? It was for a while, and I
was just because it was Hall really well, just because
it was Hall Cogan all right. So I was also
like six seven years old.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I gotta I need I need details, and I need
to know when how like did you get a VHS
and what were your first impressions? I need all of it.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
As a kid, I always loved the artwork on the
DHS covers whatever movies we got. I would always just
like look at it and be like, man, this is
like an incredible piece of something to hold in my hands,
like artwork, you know, like it's just so cool that
you remember the Disney VHS ones that had that. It

(55:18):
was almost like a double sized what do you call it,
like cover, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Oh yeah, they made the box bigger, you know, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah they had and then like open up like
a book.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, And I was just like, these are so cool.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Those were dope. And the kids for those who don't know,
like physical media was a thing back in the day.
You didn't download and just like have it on the
hard drop. Back of the day, you had to buy it,
and but you could own it, you could keep it.
And the artwork was a big part of that. You
can look at the artwork and oh, look at this
and wed the description on the back of the box.
Video games is the same way you can read what's
you know, the description on the back of the game CD,

(55:54):
you know, box or whatever. Now what am I talking about?
Cartridge box? There's so many different ways you can get
a video game, cartridge, CEE, whatever, and you can read
the manual and you just lose that experience these days
because everything's digital.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
But and it just looks so cool, especially when it's
something you love. You're just like, man like, it just
looks so cool. So and we had like eventually we
got a VHS storage. Like I don't know if it's
really a case, but I guess we can call it
a case. It kind of looks like a bookcase, but
it has a door and you just like push it

(56:27):
in and then it opens and boom, you have all
our VHS tapes in there, and then you have a
bottom one, which I guess you can separate. It almost
looks like a refrigerator, and you have like the top
is not the freezer, but it's almost like inverted where
the smaller portion is on the bottom, so it's almost
like the freezer's on the bottom, and then the big

(56:49):
book portions on the top. And it was just like
a case, like a storage case, and we would open
and all our tapes were there, all our VHS's were there,
and all my wrestling tapes were there, and I would
literally looking at like every week. I would just open
it and organize it just based on like I want

(57:09):
this color here, you know, like I think the Suburban
Commando O case was like white, mostly white. So I
would have them all like lined up the same way,
and they were like upright. They weren't you know, flat laying,
They were like upright and just pushed together and I
just thought it looked so cool, and Suburban Commanda was
one of those that eventually we got rid of, Like

(57:32):
I don't know if it was me, but the covers
just like went away, you know, thrown out somewhere. I
guess we were able to store more tapes, you know,
without the covers. And I don't think we definitely didn't
get rid of the Disney ones because they were just
like amazing, but they were like just certain movies like
Kindergarten Cop you know, we had and we eventually got

(57:55):
rid of it, but they always had the label on
the VHS itself, so that was kind of how we
would know, you know, if we didn't have the case,
then at least just look at the label. And that's
how I would tape over things. I would put the
label over the label, but it's Scott's tape over the
tab and start taping wrestling over it. So pretty sure

(58:15):
I taped over Suburban Commando at some point, because I
definitely don't have it now for sure, but and you know,
when we got it, and I'm trying to remember the
like might have been a year or two after because
we just started amassing so many vhs tapes. We needed
a place to put them, and we just ride out
of space underneath the TV. We had like a thing

(58:37):
that held the VCR and everything, and we just put
the tapes there. But once we got enough, you know,
it's like, okay, we've we're getting a bigger case. And
I would just organize it weekly. I'd just look in
it and organize it. Suberban Commando was always like, I
gotta make sure this is what I opened this, that
this is like right at the top or in a
place where I can easily just take it out put

(58:59):
it in the VCR. Because I watched it like all
the time back then. It was the only hall cocaine
movie I owned at the time. You know, I can't
remember if I honestly bought any any other who we
I never had no holds bar and I wound up
watching that for the first time at like my babysitters house.
I remember thinking it was pretty cool, but I never

(59:21):
owned it. I do like that better than Suburban Commando,
but I think I like it.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I mean, it's more ridiculous than Suburban Commando. Yeah, it's
probably more like just over the top moments and stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
They had use you know, actually wrestling, So I mean,
I don't know it kind of it was fun for
a kid, I guess, but this was before I even
watched wrestling anyway. But yeah, man, like just Suburban Commando
was like my go to for uh we only had
one TV you know, back then, So it's like, Okay,

(59:53):
I get a certain amount of time to watch what
I want, and I would put on suburba.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
And you used that time for Bourbon Commando. You should
have used your time more wisely, bro. And now I
see why you don't watch movies. If this is the
only movie I watched it not, probably like movies are overrated.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Why do everybody love movies? Because Subourbon Commando stinks?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
So once we get rid of the cases, that kind
of lose I lose.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
The luster of oh's an fan?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah, it's just like where did the case go? Why
did I get rid of the case. I'm so stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Now it's just a black VHS tap boring. Yeah, but
let's get back to this first scene though, because we
got to see Hulk Hogan as Shep Ramsey. What a
terrible name, by the way, for a space interstellar intergalactic warrior.
You mean to tell me, this man came from another
galaxy with the name of Shep Ramsey.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
It's not even short for Shepherd, It's just Shep. It's
just Shep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Another than long line of terrible names for Hulk, Hogan
and movies. Was it ripped tom Right? Yeah, and no
holds barred. I can't remember his name?

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Was it? Was it Blake something, Blake Thorn? I think
it was in uh Sandon with muscles, look it up
pretty sure it was, like, I know it was Blake something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Blake was not like a widely used name back then, especially.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
For a guy his age. It wasn't a whole lot
of guys born in like in the fifties named Blake.
You know, Blake. He didn't see that Blake Thorn was
his name. Yes, So that sounds like an NXT wrestler. Now,
that's that's probably where they get the names from. Is
look at Hakoga movies like Sheep Ramsey coming up next

(01:01:46):
on NXT.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
He had the most normal name in Mister Nanny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Where was his name in that one?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Sean Armstrong?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Sean Armstrong also sounds like an NXT name.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
It was Blake. Nay is available in twov and that
that popped up after I was done Suburb of Commando.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I was like, yet, oh you're like Coga movie. Huh,
we got another one for you that would be in
a pipeline sooner or later. Don't worry, we'll watch that
at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I like, that's exactly But they're like, oh, you want
to watch another Hule Coga movie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, that algorithm is nasty bro on all platforms, you
watch one thing like, well, we will show you ten
more of these. I don't even like this that much.
I just watched it one time out of curiosity. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, gotch.
You don't you worry. You clearly liked this. You stayed
on this for a long time. Watch time is meaningful.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
But yeah, I've watched it twice because I watched it
a second time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Be Get the sund Oh you must really like this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
I was really really like this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
We have never had anyone watch this within two days
twice multiple times. Usually after somebody watched this, they delete the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
App automatically added to my favorite it. It's like, no, no, no,
I didn't do that, No.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
No, no, somebody must watch this please. We paid money
for this to get the rights to use this garbage, please,
but Chef Ramsey, his outfit insane, right, those boots, the
chest protector, the receding hairline, the one liners. He as

(01:03:16):
soon as he's on screen, he's got a one liner
the moment. I forget what it was, but it was
bad going up, we're going down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I think he said both, might have said both. So
he's on his ship and I guess he's saving They
don't say the president of what, but he's quote unquote
the president. Yeah, they got presidents in the other day.
It looks but they all look like humans. Okay, except
the main bad guy. But uh, the president's name is

(01:03:49):
Hassena something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
And they're like, there's a bad guy and he's monologuing
and he's about to kill the president. And the president
said as Haya and throws and pulls out an envelope
that's apparently made of like that's super sharp. It's got
to raise his edge on it that nobody noticed, no
one noticed, pulls out of the se and then threw

(01:04:15):
it at the bad guy, like gambit from X Men.
So I'm gonna make a name for myself up in here, hai, right,
and chops the bad guy's hand off. This is the
first scene. Then the bad guy has an alien hand,
grows out of that hand, turning Homeboy into another being,

(01:04:37):
and then begins choking the president. Ramsey is like, don't
do this, Please, don't do this, and then he does
it anyway and the President gets choked out. Meanwhile, Ramsey
just straight up ditches the president and then blows up
the ship. The president is still on bro Wait a second,

(01:04:59):
hold on. Was this a rescue mission or an assassination attempt?
What was this? If he was supposed to rescue the
president he failed miserably, What was his reasoning for being here?
Just to kill the bad guy, which he also didn't do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
But he killed a lot of his minions where you know,
we first see his feet and the way he's walking
and then.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Just left arm right what about the president?

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Left arm right arm, that's the way he was walking.
Was so stupid before that that I was already out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
I'm just Shep. Ramsey apparently isn't good at this. The
president is dead and they said, you know what, Shep.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
You've never let someone die before.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
For one, he got praised for a good job, you know,
this good job, and he's like all right, what's next?
Who else I gotta kill? And the guy talked to
him while Shep was on his ship. Shep uses like
an escape pod to get away from the ship that's
blowing up, and he's talking to someone, talking to someone,
and they're like, hey, man, you need time off, you know,
because you just let the president get murdered. And it's

(01:06:09):
a national tragedy or a global tragedy. I don't know
where they're from. We never get even a glimpse of
their home planet. But like, usually you don't let people
die like that, Shep. You're apparently just stressed out, not
like he's bad at the job or you're a coward,
you know, you you're just stressed, you know. I don't

(01:06:33):
think that stress caused him the tucktail. I think that
was fear. He's like, dear God, he's an alien. I
need to run president. You brought this on yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
I ain't tell you to throw that that envelope, that
sharp envelope. But we should be way more, way more.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Worried about that, you know, aim for his head, his wrists. Also, that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
All you did was make him angry. He could he
was chilling before that. Then you chopped his hand off
and now he mad. Now he's another being that we
don't recognize. Shep, though, doesn't want a vacation. He's like,
what am I supposed to do? I think they send
him somewhere for like six weeks? What am I supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Do for six weeks? He broke his ship and now
he has to charge it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yeah, because when he banged on it, he broke it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
So like, oh, well, you have to charge strong you
see he's strong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah, big strong man. So they said it's gonna take
a while for you to charge this. So you just
need to lay low because people back home want to
kill you because let the president die. So you need
to lay low, let the heat die down. This will
take about six weeks, and Shepperd is like, what am
I going to do for this time? I'm not going
to be killing people? What's gonna happen? And mind you,

(01:07:49):
Holgan's line delivery is horrific.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Horri don't believe a word he's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
But now god dang it, and he just bangs the console.
But it's like, this is not like you said, not believable,
not believable. But apparently Shep just has to sit back
and relax. And I have a feeling that he won't.
But yeah, he's gonna sit back and relax, and you know,
just relax. Just don't do anything. No hijacks, no high

(01:08:22):
jinks should ensue. But we shift gears back to Earth
now because he before we shift away from ship, I
should say he sees earth. Ah, God, I hate earth,
but that's where he's going. And now we shift the
earth and we see Charlie and Jenny Wilcox. Charlie is
an architect of sorts. He's headed out to a meeting
where he could demand to raise. His wife is like, yeah,

(01:08:43):
demand that raise because you never take chances. Charlie, you
are very reluctant to take chances. And you need to
take a chance in life because you always playing safe.
Even though playing a safe. God us a house in
the burbs and got me a really good job to
where you don't have to work.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
What is she doing playing is safe?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Where has worked? You know? That?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Seemed like good? Kids?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
I think I'm doing all right. You know you laid up,
you find through silk out here. But now I'm not.
I don't take enough chances. I think I take taking
a chance on you. I took a chance on you.
That's what the chance on Okay, right, but I feel
like the fact that Charlie is a little reluctant to
take chances, that's gonna come up again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Oh yeah, you're right now. I was like, okay, I
see where the storyline's going.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Oh yeah, Charlie's a little up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Tigers watching this twice and two days. I had not
seen it since I was a kid, so I really
didn't follow the story back then. I was just like, oh,
coking in a cool suit. It's basically how I looked
at it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Cool for ninety one at least. Yeah, yeah, I wonder
if people have gone to a convention cos playing as
Shepherd's I'm sure it has to happen, right, some wrestling fans.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I think I was like, oh, I hope, I you
know that's available for hallowe eaton. Sometimes I don't think
it was. I don't think that would have gotten I
don't think first if it was available too, if it
was uh able to be afforded.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I'm sure that they would have loved to have had
Check Ramsey be like a marketable character to where people
would buy toys and action figures. I'm sure that's went into.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
The design action figure that. Did they even make them?
Like me, I would have you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Can look them up. Maybe maybe there's one float knocked
down eBay. But like, clearly there wasn't a line of
toys made after this though that we went into mass
production and was sold in stores all over the place, right,
And I'm sure that's what they had.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
In Would you have sold Charlie Wilcox figure too?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Like, I mean, I guess if if there was a
demand for it, they would have made action figures for
every character in the movie. But there apparently wasn't that
big of a demand for it. So and it's not
like that this is beyond Hollywood to make a movie
pretty much sell toys. I'm pretty sure that's what the
Ninja Turtles movie came from. It became a phenomenon. But

(01:11:11):
like Ninja Turtles movie was pretty much in the TV show.
The cartoon TV show was pretty much a commercial for
the for the toys. Yeah, because that was where the
where the real money was back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Here, I had a bunch of toys teenage the Turtle toys,
Pee Wee Herman toys, Dick Tracy toys like man, I
had a bunch.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
And maybe they thought that Chef Ramsey could also be
in that bunch, and maybe that's what went into the
design of the costume and all that ghost Ghostbusters. What
a great time to be a kid when toys was
still fun and toys I don't think people can even
play with toys anymore. They they got video games. So
but what a great time that was in general. But yeah,
I'm sure they would have loved to have done that

(01:11:50):
with Sheper Ramsey, but that was not the case because
he was boring his boss though Charlie Wilcox's boss, Adrian Belts,
of course Larry Miller. He praises will Cox for all
his hard work and then takes all the credit for it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
That's definitely in name.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Adrian Belts. At the end, shep then crash lands in
this same town as Charlie Willcox, what are the yachts?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
And and nobody heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Apparently nobody heard it. Ice agents didn't come running to
arrest him because he landed on the planet illegally. He
was just cool. And then now we got a classic
fish out of water story because he's here, he crashed
lands on the planet and broad daylight. No one calls
the police. No one is like, whoa, somebody's fell from

(01:12:43):
the sky because he looks human. No, I guess no
one thinks he's an alien. But he does have a
weird looking suit, and he is this giant human being.
So people are just gawking at him on the street,
including all the ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
The cop, and the cop doesn't He looks out, but
he doesn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
He's white, That's why that was a black ailing. He
was as would have been in jail. He's like, we're planning.
Are you from? I don't know, Well, you're white? You cool?
Where planning you from? I'm from the next town. You're black?
So yet come with me. I'm from around the corner.

(01:13:26):
But all the ladies love sheper Ramsey, big old hulking
no pun intended man, Oh, even though he's not even
from here. Uh, they love him and his receding Caroline too. Obviously.
I still can't get over it. I still can't buy it.
Bro Logan was. I'm sure he's attracted to some, and
I'm sure the money helped, but like, come on, bro,

(01:13:47):
you can't tell me the ladies loved the could de sac?
I can't believe it. I just can't buy it. If
there's some people from back in the day who are
attracted to Colgan, let me know and let me know why. Okay,
let me know why, and saying as an ugly man,
it's just the hairline. It's just like, how did y'all
deal with that? But I can't get over this. I
wonder why I'm still stuck in a stickler for this.

(01:14:08):
It seems ridiculous, but I still like, what were we doing? World?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
But he helps the lady get her money back from
the MASDA machine. Immediately, he just springs into action and
helping people. Someone said that he apparently doesn't shop off
the rack, was like, that was the only black person
in town? Too? Is this guy who said this? I'm
not sure if that was a roast or not, but

(01:14:33):
if it was, it's funny that it comes from a
black person, of all people.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
He's wearing that stupid suit, you know, like somebody's got
to say something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Somebody's gotta say something and leave it to a black person.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Like what, boy?

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Even get you a part ranger? Looking at us going out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Here, I didn't notice that like this, Okay, you have
him delivered, delivered that line. It was just so funny
where everybody else is just stared at him. I guess
afraid he wasn't afraid to say something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
No, that's that sounds like that sounds like one of us,
bro like, no matter what it is, you get roasted,
I'm gonna say something. We won't say something even if
you like you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Well, I mean like he changed right away after that,
pretty much he did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
He was like, oh he got me, He got me
boom roasted, got me, got em. You imagine if he
crashed and looking like that in twenty twenty five, Oh man,
he'd be on TikTok and roasting at no time. It'd
be bad with the hairline, oh cooking. Even he'd fixed
his ship in like twenty four hours flat. Get up

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out of here because you're getting bullied by the internet.
I'm going to getting leaving this planet, you know, while
I'm down here. He didn't. This scene is wild. He
thenet comes in and harms a man just minding his
own business because he yelled at his own dog.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
I mean his own business. Yeah, he's just good at
the dog in the hot in the hot sun. He
has his dog in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
It's the window up. All right, all right, well he
did he beat that man up and took his clothes
and then put the dog's muzzle on the man and
then stuffed him in the car and while the dog
finished the meal.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Where did he get changed? Though?

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Where did he get changed? How did we know he
fit those clothes? And again, this is a scene that's
ripped straight out of Terminator. When he crashed lands on Earth,
he's bucket naked now and Chef Ramsey was not. He
had his whole suit on. But in Terminator he's bucket naked.

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He's like, I gotta fin fit in so I need clothes.
So he goes to beat somebody up to take the clothes.
In the first movie, he's a bad guy. I think
he kills people to get the clothes, and I don't
think with the second movie, which I don't think it's
even come out yet, he does it again. But I
think he's well, I know, he's a good guy in
the second one, so I don't know if he kills

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the people as much as he just beats the daylights
out of him. So a little different, but it's still
the same premise of him landing and needing the switch
his closed for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
It's also very funny that the guy who eventually gets
tied up and in the car, locked in the car,
is yelling at the dog to somehow help him, like
as a dog can unlock the door for him and
undo the the muzzle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Like how about there should be people walking by because
it's still broad daylight?

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
All right? What happened to the girls down there? What
happened to the cop down the road?

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
They should see you, like looking at and you're sitting
in your car with the window road up with a
muzzle in your mouth, naked. I'd be like, are you okay, sir?
Have you been kidnapped?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Well, at first I would ask him if that's his dog,
and if he left it in the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Car, well, I mean after the fact, after the effect.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
And then if he said yes, that I would leave him.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
You wouldn't even rescue him. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
That was the first facelike thing Hokin did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
That's sorry, even though shep though cannot he's not from Earth,
he's never been to Earth. He can read English. He's
walking around also that, but that don't mean he can
read English. And apparently it's according to this movie, it's

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a universal language, not just a language that that's spoken
in countries that were colonized by the UK or something
like that. But he knows what an apartment is, and
he's like, ooh. He reads a sign and he says, ooh,
I can rent an apartment. I need a place to
live while I'm here relaxing for six weeks. No address,

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he just walked to it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
He just followed.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Right. The arrow could have went anywhere, like down the street,
third house in the left. It just an arrow and
ship finds it somehow, and wouldn't you know it's the
Wilcox residence. The the Wilcox are renting a room unbeknownst

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to Charlie Wilcox though, because Jenny Wilcox said, hey, uh,
you need to do something different with your life. So
I got rid of all your science stuff from that
one room without telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
It's in a closet.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Even putting it in a closet is a fight. Didn't
ask And then not only as you pack my stuff up.
When I had it out, I knew exactly where everything
was packed my stuff up. Then you rent out the
room to a stranger. I didn't even vet this guy,

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and now he living with us. Divorce well, we at
least having a discussion. I didn't ask none of this.
I definitely asked for sheep Ram to be in my
house right now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Meanwhile, she does this all during the course of a workday.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Well, she ain't got no job.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
She converts the entire shed and then an apartment during
one worthday.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
She ain't enough to do, I guess except ruined Charlie
Wilcox's life because they would have never met if this
didn't happen. And then not saying that Charlie will Cox's
life was like ruined. The coming out of this, he
might feel better. He did eventually quit his job, But
how are you gonna pay the bills? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Well, I mean, who's gonna rent that apartment?

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Right on another planet? And he took somebody with him.
But of course again the new apartment is at the
will Cox house.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
That again, that would have that would have been a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Turns out this is the apartment that shep picked up
the sign for. How convenient of course. Uh. And the
first thing he does when he gets there is a
cost to children. It's got both each a kid in
each hand, holding them up in the air, Like, who
who did these kids?

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Belonged to who good for him?

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Brother? Get out?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
He doesn't dope kid what kids are?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
He knows how to read though, Get out. You know
what it takes to make a baby. Get out. You
never hold my kids up in the air like that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
I just you, you know how someone Charlie finds out
that the shed's been converted into an apartment, and like before,
shep arrives like he's going nuts, and he goes for
a drink of milk, not alcohol, milk. I thought that
takes very funny.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
It needs to take more chances.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
It seems like she's just bored with Charlie and she
needs something fresh and new. Yep, they've been living the
same boring suburban life.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
It's been a pushover.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
She needs a bad boy, and Shepard Ramsey is the
one to bring it out of Charlie somehow. But again,
to this point though, I just needed to document that.
And there's another crazy scene that we can talk about.
But up until this point, the movie is boring. I
say all of that, but the movie is boring so far.

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But it will pick up. But I think this might
be a good place to kind of kind of jump
into the format because I do have a favorite scene
as coming up pretty soon, but I want to start
with you. What is your favorite scene from this movie?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Mine probably not, you know, coming up soon, but uh,
you know what was next door was that an actual
shop was just like dudes working on cars, Like, just like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Dudes working on cars. I think they didn't explain who
these people were. This is part of my favorite scene,
by the way sequence, so we can talk about it together.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
I guess, yeah, I just you know, this is before
this is after one of uh I guess the worst
part that I will I will say later. So this
is after that where Charlie's coming home from work again
and he can't get into his driveway. These cars are

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blocking his driveway like dick neighbors man, like, why are
you blocking somebody else's driveway? And this time Ramsey's outside
talking to the other neighbor on the other side. They're
catching up. I guess they were both, you know, part
of the army, their own respective armies.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
They're crazy neighbor who sits outside in like full gear
and it's just rambling things about work, right, Yeah, like bro,
I would have called it a cops in you a
long time ago. Maybe I'm that suburban neighbor and nobody
wants to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
I'll probably been got you bro have that neighbor than
the other ones.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
No, you bit a party with the other neighbors. I
don't have a car anyway, so you can park one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Like, don't block my driveway.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
I mean we would fight. We would fight about it
and then we're done. But the other guy said, not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Like they're not gonna fight about it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Well, yeah, that's true, but I would have fought him.
You're gonna fight today. You may not want to, but
you're gonna fight, so will at least argue about it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
As Ramsey and the neighbor. Colonel let me see I
wrote this down. Colonel Commander of the ninety fourth Fighting Beagles,
Colonel Dustin Dusty mccow states, Army.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Dusty McCaw, I would have kept him away from my children.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Dusty mccow. He and Ramsey are chatting it up and
Charlie's coming home trying to go in his driveway, can't
because it's blocked. Ramsey sees this and he's like, he
knows what's fair what's unfair, despite not being from Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
So right, he knows about parking spots and how you
know you suppose to parking. He knows all that, so he.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Goes and moves the car so Charlie can go into
the driveway with his car and their neighbors. They approach
Ramsey yelling, and this was one of the funniest and
probably my favorite scene of the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
You got any idea what these cards are? Were thirty?
You got any idea what we're gonna do to you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
We find one anybody's scratched on him?

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Idea?

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Let me guess You're gonna pound my face, break every
bone in my body.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Then you're gonna drag me across the gravel road. It's
a terrible delivery, is all right? What are you nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
We're gonna see you willful destruction of property?

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Yeah, middle anguish, that's getting it to him. Oh work hours,
We get through with you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
You ain't gonna have a diamond.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
For your name Aney.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
What kind of world is this? Obviously as a kid,
I was like, I don't know what the hell that means,
but it's very funny. Twenty well, more like thirty forty
years later, almost not forty because I'm not forty yet,
but uh like thirty years later. Just how funny that is?
Uh for a movie that's made in nineteen ninety one

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and he's already like, this is the nineties. We're gonna
sue you, and we're like these guys that just come
across pure jerks.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Saying that to him is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
I think that's tremendous.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
I forgot that happened. So when I rewatched it, I
was like, oh my god, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Like that was I agree, that was really funny. I
did die laughing when he said that, because shep wanted
to smoke and he's got a lawsuit instead. He was
ready to just throw down with the hands. What you're
gonna do? Huh you gotta do this and all these
crazy things to me. Yeah yeah, And they're like, no, bro,

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I'll take you for everything. You got too bad. Ship
ain't got nothing of all.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
I mean, like, well, they get his ship, maybe they
could work on his ship.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Or Charlie's just left old in the bag. It was
on his property, it was his person. It was a person.
He was leasing a room to a shed to right,
maybe Charlie's liable.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
But again, does Ramsey have money? No he should because
Jenny Jenny said you don't have to ask for a
raise anymore because we got someone to rent the apartment.
So that's not what I asked for.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
That's not what I asked for. Also, man like, you
don't have to ask for a raise anymore, ma'am. I
was trying to get the raise, toll. I'd rather have
the raise and this man living in the house. What
And again, to your point, what money is Chep payne he.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Owe on rent? Is he just taking money from Charlie.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Stealing the money giving him space currency? There's a bitcoin.
It's like, look, in twenty years, it's gonna be worth something. Brother,
Just hold on to a tight brother, It'll be worth
something about thirty years. Don't worry. It's called cryptocurrency. They're like,
what the phoneus stuff? I don't get rid of get
rid of this, don't worry about a brother to be

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something cryptomand cryptomaniac. That was pretty good. I'm proud of myself.
I was, though. My favorite scene is pretty much his
whole sequence of Shep being a menace to society in
his neighborhood when he comes pretty much whenever he hears trouble,

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he just springs an ass. He's just actively looking for smoke,
actively looking to do something. He saw the mailman and
it was like, I need to kill him one knife break.
They're trying to break in the house. And I got
a big old knife and I'm gonna gut this man
like a fish. Right now, It's like, Bru, that is

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the mailman providing us a service. We know this guy,
We give him desserts. Like then he almost murders the
paper boy because the paper boy threw a paper right
at his chest. I mean it was a good throw too,
and he was like take that weep and shep got

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He got in his feelings and Shelley Duvaux had to
stop him. He's about to throw something at the kid.
Think he's about to throw a knife at him or some.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Paper though the paper the paper bag.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Bro, he pulled a knife in the mailman.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Well, the male is an adult, still doing his job.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
I don't mean decided to die breaking a house, bro. No, Bro,
he don't know what mailmen are, but he can read
and know where the partner's say. Inconsistency. They don't deliver
mail on your planet, Bro, you don't pay bills. They
don't have bills on your planet.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Maybe that's why he hated earthlings.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
They got bills in earth. Oh god, what's wrong with them?

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Imagine payingfuive.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
I don't blame imagine having to pay for water. There's
there's natural resource we all need to live. We got
pay for it. And maybe that's why he hated earth
But I would have been mad as well. But damn,
that's crazy he did. When Jenny went back to the house,
he still threw the paper boy and sent them flying
into the bush.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Why is it the paper boy like that to the
other block right? Like, what way would he stop or.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Did he throw it to the next block? Because he
shept Ramsey and he got a he got a cannon
for an arm. So he just launched that thing to
the next block and still hit that guy with precision.
I did knock him into the bushes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
I did enjoy that. The paper boy deserved it. The
peak been like, oh, I'm sorry, but he didn't. He
was a jerk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
So but there's more. He now he's like seeing the
neighborhood kids riding skateboards and he's like, I can do that.
I'm ship Ramsey and he gets on it and he
immediately falls off like way fall off like not like
a little fall. Balance has balance. That's crazy. But again

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all the kids have a good laugh because I mean big,
big fellow fella, that's funny. But that looked like hell no,
he didn't do his own stunt. But Hogan or not Holgan,
Shep Ramsey is a little sensitive. He needs he's not relaxing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
He's got feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
He's got feelings, and he expresses him by tossing the
skateboard basically into another planet. We never saw it land.
He just launched. I thought that it was a roofed,
which would have been super petty. But that's what stuff
kids used to do back in the day, when the
petty kids like just throw it on the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Why are you yelling at a guy for trying because.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
There kids and they can laugh that you fell on
your face trying to ride a skateboard. We told you
not to, you thought you said.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
You could, and then your skateboard again.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
That's crazy. You throw it to Mars. That's insane. That's
insane behavior. It's insane behavior from the hero of the movie,
Shep Ramsey. He should have had so many cops called
on him this day. Instead, he's just roaming the streets
beating up per snatches like Bruce Wayne because he literally

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was just running around.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
He flipped the car.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Just destroyed that Ferrari because it was making too much noise.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Well, no, if they almost killed the Sun because he
was skateboarded in the middle of the road. Oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Oh my god, the crazy drivers they were like, well
watch out, dude, because the Sun also just didn't see
that car coming.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
You just hear it, like there's a sidewalk to skateboard.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
I guess bro, we need to get your awareness up. Bro,
your your awareness rating is zero.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
It's the same car that does that all the time too,
so you would think, oh, one time, I better watch myself.
This car did it like twice. At least.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
It drove behind him for a while though. Yeah, before
Shep finally did something or that kid could have just
turned you could have. But this is basically the movie
of Shep just going around from one scene to the other,
just running and then destroying things he doesn't understand, including
a mime that he punched dead in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
That's if he was stuck in the box. Why wouldn't
you like try and kick towards his feet or something.
Why a punch directly in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
He thinks it's a forest field, bro, and he he
sees a force field. He he said, I could punch
through the force field.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Why his stomach, then why his face through?

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
That man's face punched the daylights out of.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Him, Like time didn't see him load up, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
Not, but he did and punched that man. Broke that
man's face all up. He wasn't bleeding though, somehow even
in her life, he would have been in the hospital.
But then he goes in the arcade and he hears
kids yelling and he's go to this kid is like, hey,

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this is a space mission. You gotta do better kill
and the kids like I'm trying my best. Man. He's like,
let me take over, and he takes over the machine,
beats the game and breaks the damn machine. The machine
even waved a little white flag, which is kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
This is my funniest moment.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Impossible that it's general Suitor Give Give destroyed it and

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all the kids love him. See the Galaxy. You must
play this game a lot game. Game closing is so bad, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Until until that and part I thought that was like
the most I believed in what he was saying, and
then he believed him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Then he said.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Game really quick, by the way, what game?

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Right? The editing I didn't like because it was like
literally right after she said she must play this game
a lot. It's game like, there's no pause. It just
was like come on.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
He read where he was supposed to be like inquisitive, yeah,
and he just went for it. He's like, okay, game,
you could just say game? What game? Instead he goes
game like drags it out like brouh, this is this
is Saturday morning like special, like after school special?

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Like what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
He's so bad in this movie, bro, It's really bad.
But that's pretty much my favorite sequence.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
That's the scene, the scene that he is the funniest.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
Yes. Oh, also he runs back into the mind on
his way home and then toss his man onto a balcony,
which he immediately fell off of.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Did he not see like hear that? Did? He just like,
he's not really running that fast, so he couldn't be
that far away when the mind refell.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
So I guess he just didn't care. But for one homeboy,
he needs to call the police. The mind needed a
restraining order on sheper Ramsey. Two, why are you performing
in dark alleyways at night? Bro protect yourself? Like you
just in an alleyway to an audience of none, like

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or what could your potential audience be at that point
in an alleyway in the dark, Like your potential audience
in't like families? So what you're doing out there? There's
nothing going on that that could be good for you
at that time? Like nothing? Oh, I can't forget the
time that he goes to the warehouse where they're trying

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to accost a woman and these two guys are I
should say, at least, and Charlie shows up with Shep's
armor and beats them both up.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Well, see, Charlie followed Shep, and Shep was oblivious to it.
He was just falling all the way to the ship.
Charlie stayed behind and once Shep left, so he could
check out Shep's you know ship and apparently I guess
the equipment because remember Shep changed into regular clothes in

(01:38:44):
the beginning. We never see him take his suit back
to the ship. We just are to assume the suit
is with him in his apartment, but yet we never
see him bring the suit back to the ship. But hey,
the suit is at the ship. Oh great logic, cat man,

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the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
I mean, there'll be more, There'll be more gaps in
logic here. But we mentioned earlier that he wakes up
one day and says, tells the neighborhood to be quiet. Uh,
the neighborhood was popping though, Like stuff just be happening
on his block and in the burbs, including a cat
just being stuck in a tree. And the Shep tries

(01:39:26):
to do the right thing in his mind, which is like,
helped the little girl because she's crying and she's like,
oh my god, my cat, Oh my god. Right, he
hates these people, but like he like he just has
like too kind of a heart not to help him.
He bends the tree down and makes it go to
eye level of this little girl so she can get
her cat back, and she's like, that ain't my cat.
And Shep goes, oh my bad, and then let the

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tree branch go, and a cat goes flying through the air.
And I howled, laughing, I'm not gonna always cat went
to the next stay over bro flew through the air.
But the problem is it's the same joke over and

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over again, even though it's like, it's the best sequence
in the movie is him going through town, running into
these people and just bumping into some random happening, trying
to resolve it and using way too much force, resulting
in more damage being caused by him than anyone involved. Right,
it's still really funny, Like the scene where he bumps
to the old lady and she's like, oh, I'm hunting

(01:40:31):
me a good ripal watermelon, and he squeezes the watermelon
and just goes all over her face.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
It's like, come on, man, and he's like, wow, I
felt a good one, Like like it's just leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Look, he knows what an apartment is, he knows what.
He knows what money or I don't know, but he knows.
He doesn't know watermelons, but he also knows violence. Because
the last part of this is when I have to
mention before we kind of get into the other parts
of the of the format, is when he goes to
Charlie's office because Charlie does have the suit and he's
all right, you gotta get my suit back and my

(01:41:07):
D two ten algorizer back. That's what it's called. Okay,
whoever made that up? Just throwing words together algorizer. I
don't know if that's a word. But he goes to
Charlie's office and he's not taking note for answer for
an answer. The secretary is like, hey, he's busy. He
can't you know, he can't meet you right now. And
he's like, oh, I'm gonna smash something on your desk,

(01:41:30):
and she's like, well, I don't care if you smash something,
You're still not going in there. And then SHEP said,
oh oh word. He walks off screen and comes back
with a bench.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Right bench. She said, take a seat.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
He's in. She didn't say throw it at me. That's crazy.
Now he now he doesn't understand. He understandest understand sayings right,
figures the speech. He's too literal now, even though he
said apartments this way and then found it. No, I'm
not buying it. But it was hysterical to see him

(01:42:06):
walk up with a bench. I don't know what he
was gonna do with that, but I thought that was
funny because it's just what level of violence is shep
or bro, you just hit you with anything?

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Seriously, it hit.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
You with anything. She eventually does the right thing and
pull a gun on him, like I ain't playing bro.
You're gonna You're gonna get shot. You're not gonna trumble
with me with a bench and the gonna swing it
at me. This ain't wrestling. I will shoot you out here.
You will get popped.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Well he did almost you know, assaults Charlie. So she
was trying to protect her coworker.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Exactly she should have. She said, I keep that thing
on me too. You will get clapped out here. A
Shep Ramsey's packing. She was packing at work. She was
not playing bro. This is real. Shep Ramsey would have
been shot and the movie is over.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
Seriously, they'd have been like, where are he from?

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
He ain't got no birth certificate, no, no nothing, no
social security baron Mark Grave. Somewhere there lies this guy
named Sheper Ramsey. We got nothing on him. He's a drifter,
I guess. But yeah, that's the that's the best scene,
the best scenes in the movie for me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
And lastly the one where he does go against the
bounty hunters and they have the freezer guns at the
bank that they find the freezer, they freeze everyone in
the bank and they're all frozen stiff, and then they yeah,
and then two bounty hunters show up or no, they
try to freeze the two bad guys and it's not
the bounty hunters but two guys robbing the bank, two

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separate people. They have a hold of the guns, and
they tried freeze sheper Ramsey when he's trying to stop them,
and it doesn't work because sheper Ramsey found anti freeze.
Something you should use, No, something you should never drink.
But he gets his hands on it and drinks it.

(01:44:05):
Shut an freeze, Oh lawyer.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
I love the music.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
It's so triumphant. Oh man, that's terrible. That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
His sound when he struggles is sot.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Anything's all that noise? Shut up, bro, But bruh who
thought of this scene? He doesn't become frozen because he
drank any freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Everybody else he drops and goes any freeze.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
No, can't buy it, can't do it. Can't win with him,
can't do it. I need winners.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Where was the other freeze?

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
By the way, I don't know. I don't know where
it came from. It just popped up. He had it.
I guess it's his gun, so I guess his weapon.
So I guess he had the antidote.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
What couldn't give any to Charlie though, Nah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Nah, because Charlie does get frozen and SHEP has to
take him back home in a car. But while because
Charlie is frozen solid, he can't sit down, so he
pops the top open on the sun roof and stands
Charlie straight up. And Charlie's dropping down the street, standing
straight up in the car, frozen solid, and no one

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pulls sheper Ramsey over.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Somehow Shep knows how to drive a car.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
He knows how to drive, and the cops is just like, oh,
is that Charlie Wilcock. I guess he's just having a
great time. I hope he's frozen in time with this one.
He's like, he's having a great time. That Charlie Wilcox.
What a good guy. They also do this thing with
Charlie Wilcox where he's at the red light his way

(01:46:14):
home from work and he people race him from the
red light and one of the traffic around here is
just great, like there's no cross streets, it's just straight traffic.
But he never follows through on the race. I guess
you know it's his The breaks really early. He does
it twice and It's just like, is this like a
sign of like him not taking a chance, like or

(01:46:36):
he's just a safe driver, bro like push over.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
That's where it is.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
He's just he's just a safe driver.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Well, or he doesn't want to take.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
He did have enough time. I feel like in Philly
he would have got hanked at real bad. Other places
drivers are kind of nice. Not here in Philly. They
will be like, AYO, get out the way.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
The traffic like that close to the one I'm currently at.
I don't think I'm gonna race to Its going to
approach it slowly. Not Yeah, I'm not trying to you know,
kill my car either.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
That's fair, but uh yeah those are That's my favorite.
It's all those shenanigans there. The rest of the movie
honestly is boring, like the first part of the movie
when he first gets there and gets the apartment, and
pretty much everything that happens after this is boring, straight up.
I did like when they went to the surfing Burger.

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I thought that was kind of funny. The Bounty Hunters
they go to the surfing Burger and the I don't
know how they got there, but and then they clearly
weren't ordering anything, but they were the.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Like where are they going? Like are they pulled over?
Because they're looking at where? Uh the spot is that
Ramsey's at or where his gun's at or whatever? But
why there? Why did they stop there? He never just
for that joke, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
I guess they'reay ha ha oh. But basically the movie
goes on. They team up, Charlie and Ship team up.
They go to this fancy party for Charlie's job. They
got tuxedos on. Holgan's got white socks on under this
tuxedo for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
There's a side plot where Charlie Wilcox's boss is trying
to impress these uh I guess potential investors who I
believe are Japanese and he's trying to impress them with
this project that the company's working on and he's presenting
it to him. But it's not going well because Charlie
isn't around. Charlie's helping him fight space aliens with Shep,

(01:48:50):
and Charlie is supposed to be the one helping the
boss here close this deal and instead Charlie's av messing around,
so that deal falls through, Charlie quits or whatever. But
they eventually get the bad guy. Right when the bad
guy comes in, you know, he's like, hey, I'm here
to say to ruin the day, and he monologues for

(01:49:11):
too long and they beat him up, and then he
turns into the creature from the Black Lagoon. He beats
up Shep for a little bit, probably just did that
from the beginning, and then Shep manages to electrocute him somehow,
rescue Charlie run out of the building. They set a
bomb off at some point, bomb blows up the building,

(01:49:32):
kills the bad guy the world to save Yay. Cops
show up conveniently right after the.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Explosion Charlie's family, so I guess they.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
Maybe, but they show up always right after all the
nonsense went down, right after everybody's dead. Charlie's wife bangs
his head on the ground, you know, out of love.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
I guess, Well, he put their family in danger of
being dead, so even though he came through, it's still
a jerk for doing that. He did do that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Shep. On the other hand, he's getting hit on at
the party by a horny lady h.

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
And at him.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Oh that was the secretary. I didn't even put tune
two together. I totally forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
Looked each other up and down during their first interaction.
I was like, I bet you they get together.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Sheperd's like, oh, she's a little crazy, huh, pulling guns
on me and the first time I ever met her. Okay,
she she a little she had a little some something.
She's a little dangerous. That's what they like in that
planet that we don't never heard of. That sheep is from,
like a little dangerous, just leap with a gun in
the pillow. I like her. I got my little blasting

(01:50:45):
in the pillow too. My space technology under there as well.
But pretty much, everybody's lovely, everybody's happy. Shep he's going
to get his ship together, but before that, he got
to redeem himself in the neighborhood. So he's skating great
now on the skateboard. Greats don't work there during the scene.

(01:51:10):
Even though Hogan's wearing the ugliest pants and the ugliest
fit ever in this scene, he's got the blue long
sleeve like mocked turtleneck and the colorful pants. Ye beautiful look,
man's beautiful nineties look. He just came straight from a
wrestling show and just went to the set and this
is my gear brother. He just let the fanny pack
off and that was it. He helps the girl find.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Her cat, you know, the same cat I thought it
was too.

Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
That cat somehow came back from the next state over
after taking flight. They you know, they go to a
roof somewhere and broad daylight again somehow on top of
this building where ship's ship is.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
No, it's the ship because his ship is down for
so it's the one that taker and uh and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
Knuckles also two very earth names, like they just huch
and knuckles.

Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
How do they know their knuckles or knuckles?

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
And what's a hutchoch? I don't know what's that? Uh?
But shep isn't leaving empty handed. He's got the horny
secretary from earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
She said, I'm good with Earth. I'm gonna leave with
this big, handsome man over here.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
And I'm going it's not a man though, an alien with.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
This person here person. I'm good. I'm going back to
this planet. I don't even heard of this planet. I
don't look, I don't I left my house.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
He has things that work like a man, So I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
Do we know that? I guess she found out.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
I guess I'm pretty sure they spent the night in that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
That's crazy. She said, I'm selling my house. I don't
care about my Social Security cards, my family. Bye bye,
I'm gone. No, I'm good. He said, he got a
mansion back on his planet. He's a man back on
his planet. So I'm good, Mom. I'll call you when
I get there. I'll visit some time.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
I'll be a secretary for some company and on his planet.

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
And then we get the the the development of Charlie's
character at the end. Now he's taking chances. Now he's
running the race on the highway. Uh, and he's running
at lights like a jackass.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
Now, so, well did he steal.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
Apparently because he took it out and hit the brakes,
pulls it out and shoots the stop light. So he's
now a villain. He's now the town villain. Good job, sheep, Ramsey,
you saved today? Or did you create a villain? He

(01:54:04):
left worse right, because this very smart man is now
in control of this very dangerous weapon. He's gonna say,
I want him run all this.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
He's gonna become suitor General suitor.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
I want him. I want to I want to be mayor,
I want to be governor. You know, I want him
on everything, right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
I mean he's I'm pretty sure he's gonna kill his
former boss.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
What you're gonna do about it? I want to be
the boss now? Well I'm the boss. Well now you're not.
And if you don't like it, I'll shoot you. And
the cops come, I shoot them too. I'm running all this.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
Okay, he's got the freeze gun. Probably he's got everything.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Oh yeah, I'm a freeze everybody, this whole town wills
come to us, standstill, freeze everything, nothing going in and
nothing coming out because me, Charlie Willcox. Now he's a villain.
Super villain. Good job, Chef Ramsey. Uh. Let's move on
to our the rest of our categories here, the rest
of our format here. What was your favorite performance in

(01:55:09):
Suburban Commando?

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
I think, uh Christopher Lloyd maybe laugh more than anything else.
He's the runaway when it was his reactions to things
and his uh I was frozen today is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
Behind the whole Frozen Today.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
It stuck with me even as a kid, like I
was frozen today.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
I mean, how would you react if you were frozen
solid for a whole day?

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
Not a whole day?

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Twenty not a whole day, but you're still frozen solid.

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
That's not yeah, like, oh, he's only twenty minutes, Like
but why does a freeze got only freezing for twenty minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
I mean, that's not that good a freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
It is that like you got you better get whatever
you're doing to freeze people, you better get that crap
done in twenty minutes, because like he better be like
chop shop. You know those guys don't. I don't think
those robbers were going to steal all that money within
twenty minutes. Just didn't seem like it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
Well, Egglenna gave it a go.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
But yeah, the Christopher Lloyd and just Charlie Wilcox, like
just obviously he's the one that evolved too, from the
beginning of the movie to the end, you know, like
and seeing that as you know, it tells the story
of like, don't be a pushover. That that's kind of
what I took. I see, like the man that doesn't

(01:56:29):
take chances type of thing. But he was also a jerk,
not a jerk, but he like yelled at his neighbors
when they were doing him dirty. So it's like he
was still like standing up for himself. But people just
didn't respect that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
Until he got a gun. Yeah, now he got a
gun exactly, and now you want to take as respect.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
And part of that is u. This is going to
tie into my worst spot of the movie. H I
say spot like wrestling show. But when he finds when
Charlie finds that gun for the first time under Shep's
bed and he shoots it through the wall by the

(01:57:11):
way through the lamp shade through the wall, blows up
his neighbor's car across the street. There is absolutely no
follow up to that. The neighbors don't even mention their
car was blown up. I think we do hear like
cop sirens in the background a little bit, but there
is nothing. Like no one has any questions about anything.

(01:57:35):
They don't care about the hole in the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
They question this guy when he's got the biggest gun
in town. He gonna blow everybody up.

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
This is before all the Shenanigans happened. Like, if I
was his neighbor, my car got blown up, I'm like,
that guy did it right there, like you would know
it is because he's got a problem with all our cars, man,
Like he's got a problem with us parking it in
front of his driveway. Of course it was him.

Speaker 1 (01:58:01):
I just I just love how I mean, for one,
I agree with you. Christopher Lord is the best actor
in this movie. He did not phone this in at all,
gave it as all, but they just that made it
seem like his life was so bad. That's the thing
I didn't like. Like he lives in the burbs with
his wife and his two lovely kids, and he's got
a great job. Yeah, the boss kind of sucks, but
he can work for another company, you know, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
The boss sucks. But he doesn't seem to be like
the worst boss ever by far.

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
He's easily there's easily worse bosses than him, and movies
at least. Yeah, yeah, I've seen much worse bosses and movies.
He's just more so incompetent than like mean. He told
Charlie to his face, Hey man, I love y'all. I
need you like you're a super talented. I'm gonna take
all the credit. But like how many we know that
happens a lot of places. But that don't mean he's

(01:58:50):
he's not firing you. He's like, I'm keeping you on
board because I need you. Bro. We're gonna go to
the top. Me and you together.

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
Heart my brother right behind me instead of beside me.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
You know, like it just that, then come on play
your role, Charlie Wilcox. Well stop complaining about it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
And now you quit so like you're not getting unemployment,
so you better another job.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
Unemployment gonna it's not gonna pay that mortgage in Suburban USA.
But you know there's that worst performance from Suburban Commando.
I think this one's pretty easy. It's definitely definitely terrible
Lea for sure. I don't think Undertaken even had a
speaking part.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
He did. Let me find it, Here we go?

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
What is this tag team? Jeez, no wonder you guys
never talked.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
That was funny. That was supposed to be Hutch that's
that's that's his voice.

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
Don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (02:00:04):
That's the only line.

Speaker 1 (02:00:05):
You're a dead man, Ramsey. He did not say that. Bro,
he did not even speaking everyone this movie. That's a
pretty funny joke. Though I'm not gonna lie that they
sound like a child. I think that's kind of hilarious.
They did that what was that? Was it up? Where
they had the dogs like the German shepherd dogs, but
they had these voice boxes and they so they would talk.

(02:00:28):
They most of them had like the right proper intimidating voice,
but the one I think the leader had, like his
voice box was broken, so he was like a yeah,
we got you now, and he's like, oh God, why
do you sound like that? Like so I do think
that's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (02:00:43):
That it was funny. Ramsey like mentioned, oh no, wonder
you guys never talk. It's like, you know, ha ha,
we're all in all the joke now.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Yeah, but they shouldn't have shep Ramsey talk neither, because
Hogan is not good at delivering these lines. Bro, He's
just he's just tag team Like clearly that a wrestling joke. Oh,
even though Hogan was did not like tag teams because
that that's that's I need. I need to win at all, brother,
like I need to win everything.

Speaker 2 (02:01:10):
Brother. I will say he did sell a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
He did.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
At this time more than he did.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
He did sell a lot. It wasn't up to him neither,
I guess, but but yeah, he was. He was not good.
It's just like we said earlier. It felt like he
was acting by numbers, like he was doing exactly what
he was told, going through step by step and he's
in experience obviously, but just just rough he dragged, he
made he dragged down the movie. Honestly, there was some

(02:01:40):
potential in this script. The concept of self overall isn't tremendous.
It's not like super original, but the execution there was
something there. I could There was competency, Like I understood
the humor. I understand what they were going for. And
maybe on a different circle stances with different people and

(02:02:01):
different maybe more production behind it, maybe it would land better.
But with Hogan, but it was still funny, Like like
you said that scene, like there was funny. I thought
all the shenanigans Hogan got into was funny. Him grabbing
that bench and walking up like he came when he
went off screen to grab the bench and he's walking
back with the bench and she's, ah, that was funny,

(02:02:26):
not a lie. I think that was funny.

Speaker 2 (02:02:28):
With Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, this movie is probably
a cult classic.

Speaker 1 (02:02:32):
It's probably ten times funnier because for one, Schwarzenegger is
really funny, yeah, and de Vito is I mean obviously
really funny. But I think you could you even keep
maybe Christopher Lloyd I'm not sure if you need Danny DeVito,
you could definitely get rid of Hogan and put in
Schwarzenegger and you make this movie miles better than what
it is. But again, the movie itself isn't like great,

(02:02:54):
It's just it's a flimsy premisse, notally flimsy, but the
premise is not wholly original. There's not a lot of
depth to any of the characters outside of maybe Christopher Lloyd,
but even his family doesn't have a lot of depth.
The villain has no depth, Like the villain shows up
from one scene in the beginning, shows up at the
end and dies, like we get more out of the

(02:03:14):
the the bounty hunters that don't speak than we do.
The main villain, General Suitor, also a boring name. Yeah,
that's the that's the name of the villain from another planet,
General Suitor. It sounds like an actual general, not somewhere
from some far far away planet. So there was some

(02:03:35):
potential there, but clearly the execution could have could have
needed more work. But it's a bad movie. But again,
I've seen worse from Hogan and for sure so Sandar
with Muscles is far worse than this, far worse. This

(02:03:57):
was an attempt, just that they didn't They didn't nail it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:01):
And there are some funny quips in this movie, especially
this one where they go to the ship and I
guess I realized that this might be before it eventually
explodes to where Shep is like, Okay, we gotta fight them.
But they're talking about these cheps, letting Charlie in on

(02:04:21):
who the people are that are coming after them?

Speaker 1 (02:04:25):
A couple of leeches that make their living off the
blood of others.

Speaker 2 (02:04:28):
Investment bankers, investment bank bankers, just like American lines that
you would you would get, you know, like obviously not
as a kid, but now as an adult watching this back,
I was like, investment bankers, blood sucking leeches. Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Look good stuff, man, there's some good stuff in there.
I I said, I didn't totally completely hate this movie.
It still wasn't that good. And most of it, again
I hate to say it, most of it is because
of Hawg Hogan.

Speaker 2 (02:05:12):
Brow is his car alarm scene. That's just when he
flips the Ferrari no where he reaches into a car
alarm that goes off while he's uh tying his shoe
in front of it. He's not even near the car
by the way, and the alarm goes off or starts
telling him to stay away, and he reaches into it,

(02:05:33):
takes out the car alarm, and the car alarms literally
talking to him like no, you can, you can take
a please take the car, and then he just steps
on it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny, Like I said, the
arcade machine waving the white flag, that's pretty good. I'm
not gonna hold you. It's silly, but I see the
humor there. I was like I chuckled. I don't think
I laughed one time and send him with muscles outside
of like laughing at how bad it is?

Speaker 2 (02:06:03):
Can he like fall off the building at one point?
Maybe that was the best, uh funniest.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
Talking about Halloween Havoc ninety five when the giant the building. No,
that was real, brother, until it came back later that night.
Now without a scratch. Any last thoughts on Suburban Commando
as we wrap it up here for episode four thirty six.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
We see when Charlie is wearing the suit near the
ship and those two guys were, like you said, accosting
the woman, and Charlie boots it up and does like
a double axe handle on those guys who just oh
they fall ever so gently to the floor, was so gently. Yeah,
he misses the woman though, thankfully. But I was like, man,

(02:06:51):
those guys sell about as good as goldbird.

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
That's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:07:00):
Uh we we uh I think we we. Oh there
was when they went into the bank. Were there jingle
bells music playing? You paid a touch?

Speaker 1 (02:07:16):
Remember? I did not.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
I could have swore it was a jingle bells you know,
little instrumental going on. I was like, is this a
Christmas movie? Was this supposed to be a Christmas movie? Like?
It definitely wasn't. So why are we playing jingle bells?
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (02:07:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
Maybe because of the freeze gun and everyone's f.

Speaker 1 (02:07:40):
They don't explain the timeline of this movie at all,
Like what time of the year it looks nice outside.
I assume the summer, But they don't say where in
this you know this is happening, you know what state?
Even it's just suburban, you know, I did suburban.

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
I did enjoy when you know, Hutch and Knuckles eventually
do meet Ramsey h He has a steel pipe and
they take it and bend it and then Ramsey bends
it into a buddy. I thought that was pretty fun That.

Speaker 1 (02:08:15):
Was pretty good. Again, that's another pretty good one, I
will admit. I will admit that I thought that was
pretty funny as well. They both bend it. They both
been in each direction, and he bends into a bunny rabbit.
That's hilarious. Bro. I'm sorry, that's pretty funny. But the
thing is, it's just like the execution of it, the
idea of it is pretty funny, and I feel like

(02:08:35):
with different people it's even funnier. But it's only like
a Hi, look at that in this movie, But like
with other people, it's probably like you're on the floor laughing.
Oh he made a rabbit out of the pipe.

Speaker 2 (02:08:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:08:48):
Like that would have been so funny with Arnold Wizenegger.
But Cogan man so too bad.

Speaker 2 (02:08:56):
But takers about to punch him with a knife attached
to his wrists, and uh Hogan turns his boots on,
or let's just say Ramsey turns is uh hutches boots on,
and he just goes through every single story of the building.
He just flies up there. How many stories are this
biling I already thought they were on the top that

(02:09:17):
going up. No, that was no, that was at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
We should have did. He should have said your favorite
chep Ramsey one liner. That's what we should have did.
Because he had a bunch and they were all bad. Yeah,
but he had a bunch.

Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
I think I already played mine. But uh oh no, earthlings.
I hate earthlings. I thought that was just a delivery.
But uh yeah, Hutch flying through you know, every story
until he gets caught in a toilet that's presumably being
used by a woman. So why isn't it a guy's
bathroom that he flies into.

Speaker 1 (02:09:58):
It's more embarrassing, I guess so.

Speaker 2 (02:10:01):
But it's more embarrassing he comes out with a toilet
on his head. That was all right. I kind of
laughed at that a little bit. But again, Charlie using
the commando arm, I guess I call it when suitors
holding him about to kill him. It's like the suitor

(02:10:23):
not realize Charlie was putting this thing on his wrists
and arm, but he low blows him, obviously turning him
into that alien thing. But I just such bad acting
from so many people. You know, Suitor was bad. That
whoever was playing suitor is just bad.

Speaker 1 (02:10:45):
Yeah, and they didn't make him interesting at all now
and he monologued for a long time for no reason.
And it's crazy because that's like the crux of the movie.
It's supposed to be good. This is supposed to be
the ultimate battle, and instead it's though too weakest characters
in the movie. So it's like the stakes just aren't
that high. It's just like, ah, okay, just get him
out of it, and he didn't do anything. Turns to

(02:11:07):
the to the alien. He beats up, sheperrams He feel
little bit in sheper Ramsey out of nowhere, just letcutes
him and it's like, oh, okay, that.

Speaker 2 (02:11:14):
Was easy, damn okay, why did I do this earlier?
Shep really is that guy?

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
I guess? Man, he made him look like a chump.
This is nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:11:24):
So so where did shep get like one hundred dollars
one hundred thousand dollars skateboard?

Speaker 1 (02:11:31):
Look?

Speaker 2 (02:11:31):
Man, where the hell do you get that?

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
I don't know. He just knew what skateboards were, how
to where to find him, and how to get the
money for him and spend it on the money.

Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
On the skateboard, and they give it away and gave
it away.

Speaker 1 (02:11:43):
Because he likes the kids. Now, he's the neighborhood friendly
sheper Ramsey makes no sense now even though he's leaving.
So who knows what's gonna happen to the hood now.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
But I know because what the poster said, like every
neighborhood needs one. I was like, okay, well I.

Speaker 1 (02:12:02):
Don't think check Ramsey felt that way. They don't need me.
I'm good, I'm going back home with me. I'm taking
this Me and this lady were going back home. She
come with me. I'm gonna go hair straightened out. You
got her, see you, And that's it. That's the end
of the movie.

Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
But it's like they again at the end of the movie.
It was just so long and dried out what they
were saying good bye to each other. It was like, okay,
like how many more pans do we need to Lloyd
and then Hogan and then Lloyd and then Hogan and
then Lloyd and then hogans.

Speaker 1 (02:12:36):
They loved each other man over the course of those
four days. Ye have an unbreakable body.

Speaker 2 (02:12:41):
Six weeks though, like he was supposed to be. Oh yeah,
now that he's taken another ship, like maybe it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (02:12:47):
Maybe it wasn't. It didn't feel like six weeks worth
of movie, but like maybe six days, but definitely definitely
not six weeks. It feels like that's definitely the case.
But anything else, but we wrap it up here. I
don't think I have I don't have anything else.

Speaker 2 (02:13:06):
Relive in Suburban Commando thirty three years later.

Speaker 1 (02:13:11):
Amazing, amazing, first time seeing it. Bad movie, but I've
seen far worse, and it was It did have some
funny parts in it, so but yeah, Hogan definitely the
worst part of the movie. Brought the movie down. Honestly,
if you ask me, and I'm being totally honest about that,
I think he really did hurt the movie to a
certain extent. He didn't bring anything of value other than

(02:13:31):
to his name, but on screen he didn't bring that much.
I'm sorry, uh, but no, let's wrap it up. Just yeah,
just lacking that oomph that he needed. But with that said,
let's wrap it up for episode four thirty six, Nick,
take us out with some plugs please.

Speaker 2 (02:13:50):
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Speaker 1 (02:14:27):
All right, I'm at Vaughan M. Johnson on X I
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the Night Show before. But it doesn't have to be
a wrestling show. It can be a movie like Suburban
Commando or Standing with Muscles, or we'll have more. We'll
do more. We'll do Mister Nanny at some point. We'll
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