7 YEARS OF STRANGENESS LIVE SPECIAL | THE WEIRD, THE BIZARRE, THE ODD! - Strange Brew Podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following show may shock, disturb, and offend some viewers.
The opinions, theories, and facts shared on this podcast are
not widely accepted by the brainwashed masses, especially those who
find dark humor offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is said his head.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Jeffrey's daughter, so duplat the Unibomber blowing up, Wacom.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Texas and Heaven's gates and aliens modified men for names, JFK.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Shot on the head now, the Cia, Bigfoot and the
mood Man son of Sam talking to that toes again, Witches, dom.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Sact serious noise and hauntings.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Starkarts, and the skull and Bones.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Most celebrities are probably called So if you're feeling all alone,
crack a beer in Canstone.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Welcome you to the podcast Range Proof. We're here to
entertain you.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
We're entertain you.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
It's the best kid.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's strange.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Welcome, Welcome.

Speaker 8 (01:19):
What's going on everybody out there?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Why Why couldn't Chewbacca find a house to buy? Why
he was looking at Aldoran places?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Wookie mistake. I sprayed some deodor into my mouth the
other day. Yeah, the rest of the day, I just
had an accent.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
That's funny. Welcome to the podcast. I this is a
strange Bow podcast coming at you. What now, motherfucker's got balls,
son of a bitch. Well, he wasn't right about everythm.

Speaker 9 (02:06):
At least I'm on a space ship.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Punch him, please, Billy, I don't want to now.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Why did the dell cross the road?

Speaker 8 (02:13):
Why did who adele?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Why it's too wanted to say hello from the other side.
I think that's a.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Salt and you know for like you know, I you know,
we might swear a little bit on episodes, but you know,
not not that often.

Speaker 10 (02:29):
I'm I'm actually super curious now if you're like, if
you're having sex with somebody and like come on their
face but they didn't want it, Like, is that technically
a sault?

Speaker 8 (02:43):
But it's not that that is technically okay, they never
having sex.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, we're having we're having sex already, everything's fine, and
then like you just never had a conversation about where
to come and you just decided on the face.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I feel like that's it's if you're consenting to have
sex and the guy just explodes on your face or
a girl or what. I guess it has to be
a guy. If it's coming. I guess you could squirre it.
We gotta be and uh, what's that inclusive? You have
to make sure we include everybody.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh like fucking projectile coming for girls but not squirting.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, and then screw.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hey, Billy, I'm Billy having a party.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
I want to come. You're fat, sorry, and everybody love everybody?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Why is every accent okay?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Until you do it?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Chinese one oh.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Che, Welcome everybody. Welcome to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
They're making the quality of these things better and better.
They're not that bad.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
You are in disguise because Billy murdered twelve women last night.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
What would your name be?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I got to look at that disguise, glasses kind of
got a Hitler mustache on it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
This looks like I don't know.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
And that's the lamp.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
That's that's all right.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Well, well now we're gonna call you stop it. It
is fucked I think the world is fucked up. Let's
have some fun with some hauntings.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
To go off to to had a vampire come to
my house. Welcome, supped off in a while.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Welcome to the show, everybody out there. What's going on
is we're greasing the poles Sash I greased poles for
the Spooky season Ghost Penis. It's a ghost dick.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
That's a bent ghost stick.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
My guy.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, he's got he's got some fucking curve on him.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know why either, dammer, because that ship is
fucked up. You're like cutting open like animals and being
like this makes me whole.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
It's just like what not as cold as they fucking say.

Speaker 9 (05:04):
But others would say it's Kanye Westfolt.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah they might. They might say that there is an iceberg,
a dick iceberg Dixahay, I want to sit on that.
Oh Aaron is in Antarctica.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh my gosh, telibort.

Speaker 9 (05:20):
Here ladies and gentlemen live on the scene breaking an Antarctica.
We have Aaron, Aaron, what's it like down there?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Cold?

Speaker 9 (05:29):
What you heard it from him?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Folks?

Speaker 8 (05:32):
I am just like a hippie again, so I should
have been like, what's.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Going on, long hair toms, what's going on near buddy?
In case I want to get into about a man
that was like kidnapped by a big foot just so
fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So I didn't realize how many like different variations of
bigfoot there.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Is He's welcome to the dark scene. You don't have
parents either.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, it's crazy, and we'll get into all that stuff
because that stuff's weird. Fuck do of all the all
the movies that they do that exclude like apparent dies.
So then it's like Walt Disney will raise you.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Don't want to get on your knees and I'm just
playing old Sir James Wilson Vincent, so.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Out of our uh you know, maybe maybe not the
greatest idea, but uh, I don't really listen to uh
two good ideas.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
I I I just do things because I want to
do things.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
And uh, essentially, for this episode, we all decide to
kind of dress up a little Jimmy Savile escue.

Speaker 9 (06:36):
No no, no, no, no no, no no no no,
we didn't all decide. Let's make this abundantly clear. This
was Tom's idea.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
This is a lie.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
It was Aaron's idea. This was it was Aaron's idea.
He's the he is the one that put this seed
into my mind.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Philly has like this weird straw on it kind of
you look like, uh, you kind of look like you
should be in Nova Scotia on some sort of inbred
farm thinking oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Or disclaimer, this looks not like the sex dungeon or
whatever you want to call it that we're going to
be talking of. There we go. That ship is freaky
and she's very excited. The fact that she can open
it without a man's help, yes, is uncomfortable. Those are

(07:27):
good days.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
We got next more doctors smoked campbells than any other cigarette.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
We need you to fight proxy war so we can
launder money. Yeah, it's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I was like, wow, that's that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
To take off your shoes slowly pulled on her pants.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
She's drowning. Take kind of moves.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
What's with you and testicles?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
We're storing it up for doomsday. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff coming.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
We're going to be dragging too big of ball bags
around full of calm for the next five years when
the world starts in. Yeah, put a cigarette button off
the ground.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I put it in my beard, and.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Let's just murder people for the sake that they murdered
other people. It's nonsense. There's bombing indiscriminately vengeances. Vengeance is real. Yeah,
watch the new Batman movie. Man he learned that he didn't.
It wasn't vengeance he needed, he needed justice.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, yeah, when I get a boner man like looking down,
I'm like, that's like all of it.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
It's gotta it's gotta be all of it because you're
so scary.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
There's no way that I still can function. I feelzy.
I would ship my pants.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Just got to dig up that lady.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I would ship my pants.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'm gay. I guess.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's such a better joke. To God, there's some alien porn.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
The fact that people buy these books, bro that they
there's legit people that have bought these books that are
like sexy alien probe and mean putting a baby inside
my belly?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
What's the difference between three cockcent joke? What? Tom can't
take a joke?

Speaker 8 (09:22):
It's so predictable.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Welcome everybody to seven years of strangeness, seven years of
doing this fucking goddamn podcast. Welcome. I'm very excited, everybody.
Uh And I am Tom Katak Tom Thompson, the controversial
hip hop artist called the Raptilian, And who am I
joined by? Let me let me introduce Billity for a second. First,

(09:57):
I want to we'll do it live. Fuck it doing live?
I could go alrighte it and we'll do it.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Love.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Everyone's coming in. Fuck yeah, here we go, everybody. This
is my hetero life mate, Billy.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
All right, what do you think of fruits love slides
the most? What fruit love slides the most?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
What a kiwi?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Shout out? Caleb Martin, thanks for joining us. Man, we're
shouting out some people.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Cave Man, Steve Hey, Bigots, Yes, billbo Begans, Billy what else? Okay,
anyone that's in the chat right now, think about all
the Billy names that you can because we've done it
over the years. It's something that we used to do
when Billy would join the show. We would be Billy Zaye,
Billy Baldwin, Billy Ray Cyrus. We would do this every
episode where we would find it. Well, you'll you'll well,

(10:57):
we'll reference to a clip later with that.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
So if you can come up with a new name
for me, I'd love to hear it.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Uh, William William, I just have to look at William names. Hey,
Billy want to come over?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, not the way you no idea and.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
My stoic quiet best friend in Ireland. Do you want
to introduce yourself?

Speaker 11 (11:20):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I was literally just sitting here thinking like I've been
here for what like probably half the time of what
we're celebrating today, and I still don't have any like
cool or funny nicknames.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
So that's quite sad.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Actually you're the You're the horror boy. Quite sad. One
thing I will say is, in celebration of seven years,
I decided to chook my Bill Gates kind of moves
and I moved on to some random Irish citer instead.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Thank god.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
So everybody like, obviously if you don't if you don't know,
I've a child on the way. My wife looks actually
as a beach ball in her stomach. It's wild, even
Billy knowing you're out long and you'd be like, whoa,
it's so wild to like see the process of all
this stuff. I feel feel the kicking and stuff is
like it's not like it's like a touch on your hand,
it's like inside of like a like a I don't know,
get a balloon or something. So I got this will

(12:10):
be the last time I can really celebrate on the show.
So I got a bunch of drinks and because it's uh,
you know, we're Canadian, or at least half of us
are I got? I just found these are like a
Ricky's lemonade and it's like trailer part boys. So I'm like,
I'll try that out. That's kind of cool. We have
a lot of things everybody. We have stuff we're gonna
talk about. We have articles, news stories. Billy's got some

(12:31):
fun articles. Who's Billy Boof? Billy Billy Boof?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
So it's gonna be a really fun time for everybody.
Uh Billy, Yeah, go leaves. No Billy sweater is garbage.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Sports No, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I just love Toronto.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
Aaron, how have you been sir?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Isn't it wild that we've been doing the show for
seven years and you gotta you got introduced at the
kind of perfect time? Man?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Have you been here for three years?

Speaker 7 (13:02):
Three and a half?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Something like that?

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (13:05):
All well, and you know it's funny.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Okay, I was.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I didn't do it, but I was gonna do a
little montage where it's like we will remember you, Dona,
And it was like gonna be Anton and then it
just he turns into a girl, and then it's gonna
be Justin and he turns into a drug funck and
then it's gonna be Mike Blowski that used to be
on the show at the very beginning, and like some

(13:31):
of those episodes you guys can find on Patreon. But
I just thought it would have been funny to been like,
we will remember you would have like you know when
it goes like black and it like fades out of
like the dead. Yeah, but like I'm like, we'll get
copywritten for that, like we do everything else. But I
thought it'd be hilarious to do that because we've had

(13:53):
I've had different hosts and people, and I started the
very first episode with a guy name I would call
him Big Mac.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
I was just like, it's weird because I had the microphones.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
I didn't know what I wanted to do, but I
heard other shows and I didn't listen it for people
out there, I didn't listen to any podcasts. It was like, uh,
those conspiracy guys and one called Generation Why, which was
a true crime one, and I was like I could
do this, and.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, that was the question I was actually gonna ask,
was I don't know if I actually know the story
of how you got started, and it's funny for people
who don't know you mentioned those conspiracy guys. It's funny
that that was, like, yeah, that was a person that
you listen to and kind of maybe how inspire you
or whatever, because I literally know Gardo in person, like
he lives oh yeah, he doesn't anymore yet, but he's

(14:39):
from my town. Like we He's a couple of years
older than me, but like we grew up in the
same town at the same time, know a lot of
the same people. It's kind of bizarre that, like I
ended up doing this show with you guys, and then
Tom listened to them, and then he's from this town,
and it's weird.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
It is weird because that's what inspired me because I
mostly would like when I obviously the like Joe Rogan stuff,
but really what I've listened to before Bed. Strangely, you know,
Billy used to make jokes that I used to watch
ken Burns war documentaries before, so like, so it is
interesting the way we kind of like started the show
off and stuff like that, and I listened to I

(15:16):
would listen to it before Bed, like the Generation Why.
I was like, this lady got murdered and then she
died blood or whatever, right, and I was like, this
is nice to fall asleep too, And then I was like,
you know, I had the MI I was already making music,
so I was like, you know what, I want to
throw together a podcast.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
I didn't know who I was gonna do it with.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I was like, anybody that wants to join, right and
then wrong choices in a lot of ways, but uh,
the first episode I'll release on Patreon for everybody I've
been kind of holding it, I'll do it for this
seven years Celebration is the first episode. The qualities does
not sound great, but it's with this guy named we
called him Big Mac, and he was a funny, funny
dude that I knew through like the restaurant industry. Came

(15:54):
over at a couple of beers. I was probably doing
drugs at that time, and we just like talked about
like Strange Mysteries was the first episode, right, and then
as I kind of grew and we got better at
this stuff. But like then Justin came along where I
just worked with him and I was like, hey, I
do this show. I just started it. Would you want
to join? And Justin was a good person to like

(16:15):
just sit there and listen to me talk shit. That's
essentially what he did. Me and Billy. We joke about
that they wasn't adding too much input, but he added enough,
like it was fun for what it was. You'll see
clips of him when we show some of the older
clips of the show. And then and then Billy came
back from out West, and that's where everything kind of changed,
where I was like, hey, I'm doing this podcast, if

(16:36):
you want to come join. I was I remember texting
you and then remember the first that came over, we
had a smoke, and then we just kind of talked
about what we could do. And I think the first
episode we ever did was either and this is on
Patreon Urban Legends or I think it was Urban Legends.
And then we did the Doll which I still want
to do another. We have to do another Haunted Dolls episode,
which I know Aaron loves his blow up dolls. In

(17:01):
he fused Chucky in the Yeah, that's when I paid
like six hundred dollars to get him.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
So like he's he's fleshible. Yeah, when he pulled his
fucking overall.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
God damn, did you know that? Like someone probably did that.
You know, there's gotta be one person that pulled like
a flesh light in a Chucky doll or like.

Speaker 12 (17:22):
Yeah, and his hands. I don't know if you noticed,
but like perfectly, what's his what's his wife's name, Tiffany.
That's hilarious. I fall asleep to Europa in the left
ear and to Speed and Mozart in the other. That's hilarious.
I'm for everyone on the Patriot. I'm still I'll still

(17:44):
get through Europa at some point. I'm on like the
sixth part. It's a twelve hour documentary.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Okay, it's fucking long, but if you don't know what
it is, you should definitely check it out. You show
sticks out of amongst other Oh, you stick out amongst
other conspiracy shows. I watch because zero Fox are given
to Crew Hub.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's what we do.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Like the whole point of the show, and especially me
and Billy started, it's like we were literally getting wasted.
We would drink half of a twenty six er before
we even started the show.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah it was bad.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Yeah, and and it was.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
We would do about an hour, hour and a half
and it was all on audio, you know. Twenty eighteen
is when we really started, and it started slow, and
there's the episodes of like that, me and Justin did that.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
I don't even know why I released Bad Judgment because.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
We were like literally drunk as fuck talking about like
Gray Aliens or like that was the Reptilians and I
was like, you know, Bohemian Grove and I'm like out
of my mind drunk, like and it's crazy that we
released that stuff. And the craziest thing to me in
general is that people fucking listened. We got downloads, we
had fans, we had people coming into the Facebook group

(18:54):
page like it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
The worst part about all that was the once you
get to that level of intoxicated, and especially hanging around
your buddies, you say jokes that you're like, this will
be funny, everybody will laugh, and then you grow up
a little bit and you're like, not a good It
sucks to cringe at yourself.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Oh, I've done it times. I've done it many times.
That's kind of like I'm just getting everything shared to
the I was just sing to the group page.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
We did that group page for a long time where
we would do the host heads and it got It's
funny how what Facebook is like now, because it's turning
into something because Mark Kuckerberg got like essentially like suit
or whatever the hell happened him, but he allowed it to. Essentially,
now it's more of a freedom platform a little bit
like I posted crazy shit on Facebook and it never

(19:46):
gets taken out. But our group page was reaching tons
of people. Tons of fans were chiming in on Facebook
when you kind of first started this, and then that
got taken down because of Jeffrey Dahmer memes.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Literally yeah, the pooping one.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
But you know, uh, it's just crazy how long that
I've been we've been doing this show, and you know,
we might as well start showing some clips and stuff
like that, and uh, it's just wild.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Uh, you're gonna have a lot of embarrassing moments of
me and I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
I know, like this, I know it's uh, it's and
we got to show some of the stuff because it's
kind of where the show was and where it started.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
And I'd put money on your embarrassing moments aren't on here.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
They are, some of them, not to slap my stomach
and stuff, but every clip that we've had, I used
to get like full blown drunk at Billy's because I
could or whatever. And there'd be times where I'd like
drive home and I'm definitely like still out of my mind,
and uh, I don't do that anymore for everybody that's watching.
But uh, there's one time where I was snoring like

(20:50):
hell out and Billy like slap my stomach as hard
as he could and I didn't wake up, and he
was just like, or remember that one time that I
got you and Alex to punch me in the stomach.
That was fucking dumb.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh yeah, we all just took turns of haymakering as belly.

Speaker 8 (21:03):
And I told him to do it.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
And then the next morning I wake up my stomachs.
I could have died, like I could have ruptured something,
because like that's how Harold Houdini died and I woke
up the next morning. I'll come my stomach, it's all purple.
Luckily I try to flex every time. It was fucked dude,
my stomach.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
That would have been a good way to go, though
I had remembered you.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
More people need to watch the show. Fuck the Powers
to beat well even on like we just reached two
thousand people on YouTube. It took forever. We're growing all
the time, but like we get shadow banded a lot.
It's a fact, like that's what's happening to a lot
of the content that we produce because it pushes the
boundaries on things, and that's essentially why I started the show. Right,
But it's been a long time. We have a lot
of funny memories. So let's start with this this first clip.

(21:51):
Oh hi, we're gonna be doing a really fun episode
for everybody to be able a couple of weeks and
then hopefully he actually gets a fun laptop at some point,
So get ready, be prepared.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
We got a lot of fun stuff. This kid comes
over to my house and.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
That sticks up the fucking podcast studio. Bam, I'm gonna
hunt you like we're talking about humans that hunt other humans.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
So be prepared.

Speaker 8 (22:16):
In a couple of weeks, it's gonna be a.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Fun out of space.

Speaker 13 (22:19):
Man.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh shit, got beer?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Do you remember? No native vocal? Not straight fu.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
You look like we're in a fucking family photo.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Did you ever find bugs Bunny attractive when he put
on a dress and play a girl? Bunny?

Speaker 7 (22:45):
No, no need to die.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's just asking.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
In strange, like as strange as Billy looks like David Spade.
Oh that's really it's the Strange Brew Podcast.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Oh no, Billy.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Morning, we're doing strange.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Billy's being racist against It's not cool.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Okay, Hi, Strange Brew cats coming, Hey, Ken going to Ireland.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Fucking necklace Billy, Strange Brew Podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
What are we doing, Billy, Billy, We're doing Billy.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Okay, doing creepy Canadian legends for all you.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
What's up there? Boy man?

Speaker 8 (23:51):
The motherfuckers have never seen Freddy got Finger, but they're.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Referencing it.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Strange Brew with these crazy d Billy's been fucking Gussie.
Oh my god, that's so terrible.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
What's going on? What are we talking about? A?

Speaker 8 (24:07):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Eh?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Canadian conspiracies there, Candian conspiracies. See what happens in a
couple of hours after this is gone, another episode.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
Of Strange Brew with this strange dude.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
We're gonna talk about the Philadelphia experiment, finally getting into
some creepy weird ship with disappearing ships and more. Billy
just called me a white girl. I'm ready to get
white girl wasted for this podcast.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
I can see.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
We're finally diving back into aliens.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
So stay tuned for Strange Brew and this motherfucker with
his e T phone home fingers. I am Jason and
this is my retarded cousin Justin.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
Oh, it's getting strange.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
What are we doing, Justin?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (25:08):
No, we're doing believe me and Grove. You don't know
that mask is so cheap.

Speaker 14 (25:14):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
We're doing the doing the.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
The pod podcast. Billy McFarlane, Billy Ray Cyrish, Billy Elliott,
Billy Elliott. You fagg it?

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Christ Yeah man, Christ, No, I didn't. I can't.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
It was like Sid McDonald's.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
And that's now Future and Angel and dreaming.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Neil Armstrong, Neil Strong, I got on from.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Is is so fun? What? For some reason?

Speaker 8 (26:09):
We have an exercise a finger O the way right?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
I go.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
You're tired?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Really?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh hey there, Bud, what are we doing tonight? Buddy
Buddy by Tomy he's so so sad about Chris Farley.

(26:51):
That's so crazy. Clips like I did to take them
from all like archives of like Instagram and you know, Tom,
can you say the sound clip from tie Tanic again?

Speaker 8 (27:00):
She's met an Iron, sir, She's met Iron. That's fine.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
This episode, that episode will be released on Cultive Conspiracy soon.
She's made an Iron sir from It's So crazy. Well,
I'm just glad still good people out there giving a
shit about Cannon.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Oh, speaking of like sound effects. So yes, mister Cotton.
He recently joined the Patreon and heard some of our
fun Patreon content. So we have a new sound clip.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
This ship made me cry laugh.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
I gotta play it in context of what it is.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
It makes me laugh so hard because like this is
on This is on an episode that we didn't get
to film. It was when Justin was still around. He
was near the end of his existence on the show,
and we did a big like New Year's Eve celebration
at his place because he could not come to my
place anymore because he got violently drug literally and I
forgave him and I was like, hey, let's like let's still,

(28:01):
let's just see if we can still keep this going.
And then Billy got so drunk that he was he
fell asleep. We'll have a clip later. I think that
shows him awesome. I think so, But this is in
context of what was going on. So we were just
reading Billy was I was like, we're gonna finish it up.
We had like ten minutes Billy was passing out. And
this is in context of what was going on, not

(28:23):
that one.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Hello, I was gay, sarcastic, bitchy wolf.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
They were camping with friends when when a noise or
a noise from something or something, one started screaming to
terrify the group on New Year's Man, you're hearing like
a fucked up noise terrifying the group in the woods.
If you recently, if you recently watched mister Cotton was

(28:59):
like that. You gotta without the sound board. It's like
when you sent me that, I probably cried laughing like
five times, tears in my eyes just this. You were
laying there like asleep, and then all of a sudden
you just screened out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh man, it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Man, look for a good bourbon try uh Azra Brooks
nine nine. Oh that's that, Gretzky. Is it something time? Aaron?

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Well, you say she's made of iron?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Sir?

Speaker 7 (29:36):
Yes? What is that?

Speaker 8 (29:39):
In reference to Titanic?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
You know what's weird about this whole thing is I'm
I'm getting ready to send to because we're doing uh,
we're setting some content to cult of conspiracy and stuff
like that. And uh, I was literally editing the ghosts
of Titanic Titanic episode this week to send to them
for next week. Is I mean out yet? And some
reason Caleb in this, like one of our fans is

(30:05):
somehow tapped into this stuff where it's the social subconsciousness
or whatever. And there's a part where like I'm like,
she's made iron, sir, And I keep playing the sound effect.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
We'll say it, Aaron, give us a good just hold
on there. I'm actually just keep talking for a second.
I'm actually just gonna listen to that part just to
see it needs to be you.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Literally just say she's made of iron, sir.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, but don't sorry, Yeah, he's look up quick.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh I can't even find it proper clip good.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Say no, you know that could be hard to make
you take drugs.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
She's made iron, sir. I assure you she can sink.
Is this the Irish guy from the story?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
I don't remember. There was a lot of Irish people
on that boat, but they all drowned because they were
in the lower decks. Yeah, I know we all did.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
He's listening to it.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Really, while he's listening to it, do you like what
what it was your experience with this show. I've talked
a lot about my experience. Do you have any memories
and things that, like you can you know.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Just yeah, it's still like a speech here, good one.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Let let's do a background.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
So Tom was a fucking absolute nutcase when I knew him,
and then I decided to move out West. I think
it was fifty percent because of Tom. So I went
out West and came back and he texted me and
I remember looking over at my girlfriend at the time
and I went, this guy's nuts, like, let's go fucking

(31:51):
it and went down there, had fun. We drank, and
then every episode it was never really about the podcast.
It was just about getting as drunk as we physically
could and here's something to do while we got wasted.
Those clips were very early in the beginning, was what
park and when I took my shirt off, like yeah,

(32:13):
I was way younger. That was that was early early,
and that's about like it's been a long time that
I've been that level of intoxicated. But yeah, that's all
we did, and that was that was the whole goal.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
You want why we get and how do you remember
why we went to bost A Pizza.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Because because I fell on my skateboard and broke the
booze that I bought. So I bought a booze and
I didn't have a cart.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Know, we used to.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I would buy, then Justin would buy, then Billy would buy,
then I would buy. That's how we would do it.
And then Billy it was Billy's day to buy, and
he got like whatever, three beers and a mickey of
vodka and then he destroyed it all.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
No, it was it was a forty. It was a
forty of Crown Royal. I'll never forget it. And I
fell right in front of his house like a skateboarder
from the liquor store all the way to his house
and I fell like two doors away from him because
of a fucking pebble shattered everywhere.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
And then you showed up and we were so disappoyed
because I just wanted to get drunk that night. And
I was like, oh, man, I remember some of the
dad jokes too, like did you know that before Crowbars
Cross had to drink at home? Isn't a wild time, man,
It's like how long we've been doing this stuff? And
you know, I've said my wife recently, I was like

(33:32):
I miss Billy. I miss being in the studio. Me
and Aaron never got to experience that. But he's gonna
come in Canada one day.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I was just gonna say, Aaron just moved down to Canada,
moved to New Brunswick Hill. Make Tom move to New Brunswick.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Which is the only reason I haven't is because of Tom,
because he always tells me how awful Candad is. It's
scared to move there. It's fine, just.

Speaker 8 (33:54):
Now legally owned firearms.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
And so we can sit up in a watch that
we're in the back of yard house.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, yeah, that actually some fun.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
We can drink while we do it.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
So I guess like while we're getting going, there's still
more clips, there's still more fun things to come.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
I'm really excited for this. We're doing this for seven years.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
It's crazy to me this will be the last time
I'm able to kind of get buzzed on the show
and all that stuff.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
So let's get into something first.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
June seventh, nineteen eighty eight, birth defect nearly ruined his life.
Boy was raised as a girl and me and Aaron
will probably cover this. Actually think Billy would be beneficial,
Maybe all of us the David Rhymer story. But this
is something similar, you know. It's genitals start naturally neutraally,
the same, both both the boys and girls. As the

(34:44):
pregnancy progresses, the chromosomes of the fetus begin to shape
in the same basic flesh into the volvas and the scrotums, penises,
and clitoruses. Ambiguous genitalia occur when the this development is
not finished. Steve Hayman was born with x y chromosomes,

(35:05):
making him a male, but his testicles receded and his
penis was the day the doctor's deem it was too
small to allow him to be happy in a male existence.
Some of you guys might know what that's.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Like that, so so you're you're a little wrong.

Speaker 11 (35:24):
Though.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Embryos don't start as neutral. They start as female, every
single person.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
Yeah, so you're just benefiting to the trans movement, So
thank you.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
I'm just saying, well, female.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
And the inside we all are. Technically, we all started
that way anyway.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
We also started as a fucking lizard looking creature.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
So yeah, I'm just saying we're not neutral. You got
to be factual with it.

Speaker 8 (35:49):
So they did what they it was fashionable. They told
the parents to raise him as female.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
There's an episode that fans appointed that they wants to
cover for this truly devastating tale. But how bad this
idea was obviously read the Life of David Ramer. We'll
be talking about that. Linda Haymon knew she was difficult.
She knew she never grew breasts or menstrade. She was
the strongest woman, A woman at the shippy yard.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Hi, strong woman. I bet she was lifting those shipping
containers without even a fucking without even the big crane.
She was just doing it over her shoulder. She was
walking those.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah, last day on Yeah, what is said? Last day?
Tom gets buzzed in the podcast. It's a it will
be a sad day for a long time. Yeah, next
eighteen years, yea happened? Yeah, Aaron nos he has a kids.
Twenty one years?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Right?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yeah, well no, eight No, nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
This is twenty one.

Speaker 12 (36:47):
Where's she going alcohol nineteen unless you go to Quebec
or Alberta or about her.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Alberta's eighteen, don't younger? Isn't what Quebec's seven teen or
some shit.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
No, it's psycho about it.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
You know, it's fucking crazy.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
They want to try to get people that that's are
sixteen to vote, and I'm like, man, they're half the
populationship and you vote because they're not fucking Canadian.

Speaker 15 (37:11):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
But also why we why they can't smoke cigarettes till
they're nineteen.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Anybody under twenty and anybody over sixty five shouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
I agree that should be the fucking Carnian according to
the ship, but didn't match.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Okay, we're not this is a fun episode.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
We're not we're not talking about how laps and we're
not top.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
So Linda thought she was a hermaphrodite and was deeply ashamed,
never seeking medical help until the age of twenty five,
when doctor revealed to Steve that he was a man,
and Steve made he made a life for himself after that,
He's like, I'm Steve. I embraced that. I'm Steve. I
don't care if I don't have a dick because I
guess it was too small. He's like, you know what

(37:53):
I'm gonna I'm going to make a life for myself. Okay,
I'm going to be Steve, not Linda.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
If I if I had both parts and the dick
was like very very very small, I just go with girl,
I'd be like, I can't live my life like this
is a man, this is too embarrassing.

Speaker 11 (38:12):
You do.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
That's like them.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Maybe you guys don't look up to stuff. I'm chicks
that have those weird big clips that are like dicks. Okay,
I have to admit listen, I've admitsing. I did watch
remember China the wrestler, I know you. Oh god, I
watched her part.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Oh my god, it's fucked, dude. She has a massive
clitteris like, it's fucked. It's a famous person, that's a wrestler.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
You know.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
China is right, she died of a drug overdose. China wrestling.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
So I'd like to know.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I have a question.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Is when you said you guys might not search stuff
like this, is that what you search? Is that like
your laptop you're like clips that look like dicks.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
But it doesn't make me gang.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Doesn't make it gay. It's a glitterist.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Still, that's like your number one is my favorite thing
to watch.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
I'd rather not say bad things about my ex wife.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Boys.

Speaker 8 (39:22):
Oh my god, that's that's hilarious.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
Man.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
That's so crazy too. Like you, you know you're curious,
You're like, oh, China has a porno. This is like
years and years ago, and it's like it's like this,
It's like it's literally a mini penis.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah, I'm fucking curious. Now can you google it?

Speaker 7 (39:43):
I can't show.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
No, no, I cannot, and I won't.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I'm curious, not that much.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's so crazy, dude, she did a bunch
of those she got She got fucking gang banged in
a like in a in a ring, in like a
wrestler ring, got gang banged by a bunch of other
dudes look like wrestlers.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Oh wow, I literally just google China's cliff. The first
thing that comes up is China's former wrestler of vagina
on steroids.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Oh yeah, that's all that?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Why? Oh almighty? What dude?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
I forgot?

Speaker 8 (40:26):
Say it's only gay if it's bigger than yours?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Is that the rule?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
No, No, I would never have China is not like
off her clitteriness.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Everyone that's listening right now, just google that and there's
a Reddit post at the top. Click on that and
it sounds horrible image and it's it's her Pierce glittering. Yeah,
it's pierced. And then there's actually I just know there's
a little bell, so there's obviously the little dick is
going in as well. It's a little bell like she's

(41:01):
got like a fucking do This was just like a
little acorn dick. So you can just see the top
of the acorn. That's what the folk, So that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
I don't like that anyway.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Anyways.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Now to be savvy, this is not Hogzilla, though many
will be perplexed if you think it is. But Hogzilla
was real. He was a crossbred of domestic Hampshire pig
and wild board. He was killed in two thousand and
four by a Georgian man named Chris Griffin. Hogzilla wasn't
edible and it was too expensive to have stuffed, so

(41:40):
killers gave him a proper burial. And it was a
good thing because that allowed doctor oz kats and is
someone we used to burp on the podcast too much,
and it was embarrassing to exhume his remains and prove
that the monster myth was truly It truly existed. However,
an eight only eight foot long, eight feet long, not

(42:00):
twelve still utter nightmare folded fodder one.

Speaker 8 (42:05):
Of the rare times examine.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
So there was this mute pig that people claimed, but
it actually wasn't as big as you think it was.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Pig. No fun stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Okay, I'll get into another one because that one kind
of pissed me off. A twenty nine year old man
was slashed to death in a parking lot of Tourkys
Tacos in downtown Denver, Colorado, at twenty twelve Turkys Tacos.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I want to open a taco joint now?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
That what a fucking rockstar marketing guy. That guy is.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Turquyse tacos So at twelve thirty nine am on Tuesday morning,
witnessed reference to the suspect as a man in a
white clown type makeup with black streaks on his face.
According to the report by the Denver Police, the assailant
was llegedly sporting gloves with blades.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
This is why I got the story for you.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Blades with gloves on them, like there was a glove
with blades on the fingers like Freddy Krueger. They askimate
the blades were two to three inches long. Followed the incident.
Following the incident, the clown faced man was seen hopping
aboard of a scooter and riding away into the night
shortly after there Shortly therefore after, someone who was who

(43:21):
fit the attacker's description, was spotted on High Activity Location
Observation HALO camera of the course. They're you know, watching
us all the time, Big Brother a few blocks away
by the Denver Public School throwing what looked like knives
into bushes. This later confirmed when police discovered that the
knife was covered in blood. Sometime later, a man covered

(43:42):
in blood in clown makeup was riding a scooter near
the busy Denver intersection. He subsequently was arrested connecting to
the parking lot murder. The suspect has been identified by
the police's thirty five year old Christian Lead Gulzo, a
local death met a vocalist online. Gulzo goes by Christoph

(44:04):
Gulzo or new him Bellum, who frequently frequently posts videos
of himself wearing makeup and sporting the gloves of the
extended finger points. So yeah, it definitely matched the description.
Turkey's Tacos was closed by the time this bizarre altercation happened.
The Austin based taco business had recently been replaced by

(44:25):
Arbi's of Course Disgusting, which had gained a local reputation
for the late night shootings and murders. Of course, I
wonder what color they were. According to the witnesses from
across the street, the parking lot was empty other than
the victim, who attempted to flee before being pursuited by
like they were like chasing him in cloud makeup. Victim

(44:47):
tried to fight back, witnesses said, but ultimately collapsed in
the corner of the parking lot. The cause of death
was later identified as a single stab wound to the throat.
What do you think, Aaron.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
From point when you said I rode away on the scooter.
I don't know why I kept picturing you know, those
really like gay looking scooters and grand theft auto.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Oh yeah, pads, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Don't know why.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I just pictured the dude jumping on that. I'm trying
to like speed off, but it's doing like fifteen miles
an hour. You can't catch me, you know, he's like,
you know, his cloud makeup. I thought that was funny.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I was more upset with a roasty sandwich joint taking
over turkey takings.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
So there's a there, you remember, Mitch, Right, Mitch came
on the show a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Very funny.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
He's the one that made me go to Arby's first time.
I've never tried arby so I went. It's fucking disgusting.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
It's just for people.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
It's like, oh, it's like it's awesome, and I'm like, no.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
It's like there their main two ingredients are horse radish
and mustard, and I'm like, those are two things I'm
not a big fan of. And it's on everything.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
It's disgusting, you know, Billy, remember that.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
So funny?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yeah, liquid plastic cheese. It's fucking discussion, all right. So, uh,
before I get into my next news article, Billy, while
we play this clip, pull up your first article.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
And then enjoy.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Enjoy everybody, any guy and a big coat. I am.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Run out of space, man o ship.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
We're talking about Alistair Crowley on the podcast The Great
the Beast The six six six, often know the wickedest
man in the world.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Okay, this is my life, sir.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
You're dead already. You got you got hit, but I
cut off your nuts though I am immortal who remembers
these sugar at pure sugar sandy power. You're gonna go
Oh my god, what.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
The fuck man?

Speaker 8 (47:30):
How much sugar was that?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Hurry up?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
We sell these kids?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
You hold you another whole wed I didn't want nuts enough.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Come on more?

Speaker 4 (47:39):
No, are you dying too much sugar? How intense was that?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Drugs?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Aren't even that Jesus pure sugar, bud? I hope all
the nineties kids running that ship. Why are we giving
this ship the kids? Man for your sugar? I'm disgusting.

(48:07):
Were talking about tonight.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
And a little trunk.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
When the morning comes, shout off, people, shout off people.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, you guy, welcome again today we got this sounds
a seashell. What the fuck is wrong with you? Guys
from another planet? I can't believe we live in the

(48:45):
same country.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
All the fucking phone during hockey.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Even has a hard line anymore?

Speaker 16 (48:55):
Next deliver during the overtime? What's can you blow on

(49:18):
your horn? I'm how do you feel?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
How do you feel? You know?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
You don't know? Jes mind.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Blow it.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
They don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Both these foks ate hot one hot sauce. I didn't intervene,
and now we're having a smoke after Ape wants to dance.
How's the hot sauce? Awful?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
You got it? Why is it so stick? I know
it's a stick, as as you're an idiot, get it
got a lie? I don't know about that, dare you
m I don't know. I don't know if you can
do it?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Man, that was so much less you nothing on my pants?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I didn't. It's a little bit on my pants, A
little bit. You're damn you want to reaction on fire?
I am a lot, but straight face, no, I need
some water.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Okay, that was a lot. I don't not do that.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Funly rack bitch, shot.

Speaker 11 (50:50):
To hell.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Man drunking? Maybe is the way.

Speaker 15 (51:07):
The boobs?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Who's got the booms?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
We're doing the podcast. You got the boos?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
We're doing the podcast. Oh has we got the Jamison
strange brew?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Billy's looking at us tickets.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
He's not gonna win.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
He won't win.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
There's no way he's gonna win no where. Who got
luck of the Irish? Maybe a win for the Toronto
believe fuck hockey?

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Just so you know, Hey, strange man, it's some of
those clips. Dude, it's just so funny.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
How what do you think?

Speaker 8 (51:36):
And you see all this?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Why hockey?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I don't like sportsball, bro I think it's a useless thing.
I've always pointed he's got a.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Lot of estrogen flowing through him, so he's never been
a fan of sports.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
No, I played sports. I played football, soccer, basketball.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
And he wasn't good than any of them.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
I was good at.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
That team.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I don't think. I think people spend more time focused
on sports than they do politics or stuff that's going
on in the right country. I've always pointed to the
idea of that, Oh, they'll people watch the gladiators fight
in all the times while everything else is poor, and
then they're like, oh, I'm entertained Brendon's circus. I think, uh,
sports is only there to distract people from the misery

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of their lives.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
And that's fine. If it distracts me, it distracts me,
I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I mean, what do you think, I don't know. I
feel like I could apply like that's it. I feel
like I could apply that to everything though, Like, well,
I watched movies because they take me away from the
misery of every day, like like I watched this, and then.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Yeah, well, the idea is a lot of people are
consumed by that stuff, right is uh, that's.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I think I will say, right, So coming from Ireland
and obviously the UK is only his own strow away
from here, and they're huge soccer fans.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
Them are from Nigeria.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I had like, like I have family that live in
London and like cousins and stuff that are like in
the forties and fifties. You know, they grew up in
that era of like soccer and football and how I race.
They get like to the point where it's like I'm
gonna punch my own family if like liver if Liverpool

(53:24):
or Manchester United lose over.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
The Vancouver games weren't likely. They set cop cars on fire,
stomped on them or whatever. It was crazy and I've
always been spun.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I don't get that. I get sad.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Sure it, turn it off, get over it.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
There's recently videos of my guys fighting on a subway
about sportsball bro And the thing is it always bothers
me because people won't ride over the taxes being raised
or their election being rigged all the other absurd ship
that goes on, and they will be like, you know,
I'm gonna ride over a fake imaginary game of like
young men, little boys playing a sport, Like that's the

(54:07):
biggest thing, Like UFC. I like because it's like grow
men fighting. It's the you know, ultimate fighting competition. You like,
of course, right, you can see the job trap or whatever. Uh,
but you know that's that's part of the reason why
I don't like it. I'd rather spend my time doing things.
Even when I play video games, I'm like, I'm wasting
my life away. I'd rather be working on the show.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Fair enough, and we should get into the story.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Okay, wait before.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Aaron. When I watch I know someone that watches like soccer,
and when I watch it and it's like, here's a
Liverpool and then it's just full of like Nigerian people
or someone from Somalia or someone, I'm like, yeah, they're
not Why are all these people that are not representing
the country have nothing to do with the people. That's like,
that's the funny part.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Like I find out, like you have guys who play
for like Liverpool or whatever, I'm like their best player
or somebody.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
Called most.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yep. I'm like, Okay, it's not a theory, it's reality,
all right.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Well, I hear your billy.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
People meaning, did you guys want to know how to
sell your soul to the devil?

Speaker 8 (55:16):
Yes, let's get into that.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Did you want to know that? Because you can have
power of wealth, and attractive mate and virtually anything you've
ever dreamed of by understanding exactly how to sell your
soul to the devil. You must know what you're doing
when you make a deal with Satan, because Satan will
cheat you blind. That's the words from doctor Rex Tooth.
I love how like that implies that he sold his

(55:39):
soul to be a doctor.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
Well, I look at them, take my medicine. Don't count if.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Oh, and he's a doctor, but he's an expert on
Satanic rituals? Is that what he's a doctor in?

Speaker 8 (55:52):
I got my doctor.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
And and he's an author of how to negotiate unholy
contracts because you know, the devil definitely abides by contracts,
big big fan. When he advises on the exact process
of exactly how to sell yourself to the devil so
avoid sellers remorse. Doctor Tooth cites cases dating all the

(56:18):
way back to the sixteenth century in which humans have
agreed to spend eternity in hell when they die in
exchange for earthly pleasures while they're alive. Human history and
world literature are teaming with stories like that of Germany's doctor.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Fucks. I hate fucking last names.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
See you guys get on me like how it's awful. Man,
You're like what does that say?

Speaker 7 (56:47):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Like, what actually on the topic of that surnames and stuff.
So there's I'm gonna just vaguely reference this and I
want both us to tell me who the parson is.
So it's a famous Irish actor. He played Scarecrow in
Batman Begins played Oppenheimer most recently. Does anybody know what

(57:09):
I'm talking about? Yes?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Soon as you said Irish actor, I was just like,
I was like, it's check Norris, Irish.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
It's something Murphy, Oh yeah, why can I I literally
he was We're doing twenty eight days later?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yes, he isn't that as well? A lot is tillion
and it's killion yes, So like I was listening to
something earlier and they were like, oh silly, and Murphy,
I'm like, it's not it's Killian please. It is an
awesome name. I get it because it's a C. So
it seems like silly and obviously, but like I don't

(57:48):
know why. Maybe it's just coming from Ireland. Maybe it
is actually supposed to be pronounce silly and.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
You've seen you've seen picky Blinders, right, Billy. Yeah, it
was incredible, that's the main Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
That was oh okay, Yeah, no, that was a really
good show.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
Aaron.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
You'll get my opinion for everybody off on a complete tangent. No,
it's it's fine. This is what the show is all about. Hey, Aaron,
if I misspelled your name, but I hear you're into
jiu jitsu?

Speaker 8 (58:16):
How many years?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
I did martial arts for a long time, stopped in
my early thirties. But my rotator cuff problem. Yeah, Aaron's
had problems too with his body.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Because that's actually really funny because I'm alsoties now and
I'm thirty three now and I've torn my LC oh
my and my knees are fucked. So yeah, I get
why you'd give up. I'm purple belt and I always
thought i'd get a black, but I honestly just true
injury Loan. I don't know if I value black more

(58:45):
than I do being able to walk in my parties.
That's what we're say. Nice. Nice, that was a good Titan.
I'll give you that.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Anyways, This Germany's is Germany's doctor who sold a soul,
says doctor tooth our own American statesman Daniel Webster once
debated the devil in a landmark soul selling case, like
he went the fucking court for it, in which he
renegotiated the contract and he had an overt he won.

(59:23):
Fuck sakes, is dumb. Anyways, sell your sold in the devil.
Here's some tips from the doctor on how to take
advantage of the same opportunity. Set up the deal properly.
There's a right way and there's the wrong way to
make a contract with the devil. The right ways to
be a loan in the room. Close your eyes, the
right ways to be a loan in your room, close
your eyes Satan, and say, Satan, I summon you. I

(59:47):
have a quality soul to sell the prices right.

Speaker 8 (59:51):
I have a quality soul.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
If the price is right. It may take dozens, even
hundreds of tries, but all costs. Avoids sounding desperate your needy,
because yeah, that's he like he's only listening to your words,
that's for sure. But he'll show up eventually. Study other
stories on how to sell your soul. Why am I
promoting this some.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Additional don't even read that garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Oh sorry, I was just reading, and you get you
have to deal from a position of power because most
mistakes people made is to be underestimated on how badly
Satan actually wants your soul like it's like gold to them,
so like he'll pay literally.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Anything you can get referenced later on, so you get.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
The absolute best. Remember, if you're gonna burnen hell forever,
you might as well take advantage because our weekly world
news community is actively very that soul selling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I told the article I have, Billy, just you have
you looked at the other the other articles I've sent you,
I have not.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
I didn't even know you said them to me until
you told me just.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
What I wanted.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
Wink.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
That's bye.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Another clip.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
I'm gonna say something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Current lover Joe Barnett identify have a better one that is.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Tapping that tigger?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Oh dirty beer. Oh that's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Fuck is waiting a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Beer cigarette?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Fucking reds.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Hm hmm, blueberry blueberry, blueberry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Berry fu bu.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Uh tot yar burrow. Oh yeah, baby, it's getting strange
around here, Bud. Her current lover, Joe Barnett, could only

(01:02:12):
identify her by the color of her hair.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
And eyes Jesus fucking keg because this motherfucker brought a can.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
I could not bring a keg?

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
What kind is it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Blueberry related? But yeah no, kemb Tom doesn't know about this.
I got a lot of pictures that I took for
it to post on the Strange group page. Fill up
my big glass, fill it up.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Not that you fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Smoking is a bad habit, Bear Bear, It's called Bear Strange.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
So strange beer beer beer phone me ask.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Beer beer beer beer beer? So crazy?

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Is that crazy? Error to see that ship?

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
How do you know what it's like? Sometimes I watch
things like pulp fiction or The Godfather or something, and
I see people. I see people right smoking cigarettes, and
especially pulp fiction. Instantly I'm like, oh, I need to
go back smoking cigarettes. And I don't care. I'm like,
from watching a lot of those clips, I'm like, I
kind of want to be an alcoholic again and just
smoke cigarettes every day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
I'm not care.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
It was a good life all us. But you have children.
You got to change.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
What you get for not pulling out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
You're fe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Decades kids or the white race will go extinct. As
a fact, Billy, you better have five children, not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
A fucking chance.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
I will have as many as half in this economy.
Consider we're giving so much money to immigrants just to
have kids. They'll come in with I have kids, will
play nine grand for all of them, the fucking parasites.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I want to do something in between. So I have
this little segment called is this right or is this shife? Okay, nice, Okay, Right,
So I'm just going to put out random conspiracies from
the Internet and see, yeah, you either just with the
little bit of information I give you either think that
it's right or it's shife.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I can tell you right now. Tom's going to think
everything's right, and I'm going to think.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
I'm not the same way that I used to be.
I used to be a little more naive.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
That's like Joe Roganman used to just believe everything about Aliens.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
I was there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
I was there. Now it's all the Jews, now the Jews.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Some people believe that the Moon is actually made of cheese,
which explains it's pale color and created surface. This theory
suggests that astronauts brought back moon cheese samples from their
lunar missions.

Speaker 8 (01:04:55):
Bullshit, so so so.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
They were like okay, let me, let me kind of
paints a picture. So there was no moon at one
point and then we what we brought a bunch of
cows up the space, which will them off.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
The real thing based on science is the Moon is
older than the Earth according to a straight answer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
So there is a lot of weird conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Theories to do with the Moon, and it all equally
has the exact same craters in depth, like almost like
something too, like a buckshot. That's what Jeremy mackenzie say,
which is a good interpretation. Somebody's like buckshot the fucking
moon or like nuked it, and there's all the craters
are all almost the exact same depth.

Speaker 8 (01:05:45):
How would that happen unless.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
It's a plasma? We live on the flat Earth. It's
just there's also another one about the moon. Actually a
lot of people believe the moon isn't real. There's a
theory that says that the Moon is a hologram, a
project his image to make us think that space is real.
Stars flicker, but the moon doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
I I just want to know, like what the with
the value of that, like, like how we got him?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
They think?

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
You do you really believe it? Do you really believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Do I believe that it's fake.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
After all those years of Billy drinking gained about half
a pout. He must have tapeworms.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Give me someone else's metabolism in the fucking world.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
I think by the time Billy hits forty, he's gonna
just it's gonna be going.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Everybody's been saying that to me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
They're like, when you're gonna be like when you're gonna
be like Alex Jones, fucking big red face and just like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
He looks now, he looks like he's having the same person.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Conveniently, I'll give you a number.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Quick fire ones.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Here, go for it. Birds aren't real. The government replaced
all birds with surveillance strong in the nineteen fifty.

Speaker 8 (01:07:01):
Oh, we actually have an episode. I'm ready to go
for that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
We have a whole episode about it that I was
going to do with either you or Billy, So maybe
all of us.

Speaker 7 (01:07:07):
Can do it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
We'll leave that one. Here's another weird one. As Stevie
Wonder isn't actually blind. Suppose there's videos. There's multiple videos
of him, and there's that famous one of him catching
the mic falling off the stand. I think he was
taking his blindness.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I don't believe any famous person is blind. I don't
believe Mozart or fucking Beethoven was deaf. I don't believe
Helen Keller at all. I think she was just dumb.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
Yes, for all our American peraps perhabsolue, ribbon.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Goo old PEPs. Yeah, we had a We had a
big thing on Helen Keller where I was like, there's no.

Speaker 8 (01:07:50):
Way someone someone said that at work.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
I can't see, you can't speak, and you can't hear,
but somehow you understand how to say water.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
And could get fucked.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
Before Aaron carries on, let's go with another story.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Many people look forward to the prospect of hot sex,
but on couple's love making got so steamy one company,
isn't it so steamy?

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
They suddenly vanished with an air.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Jenna Hambrick twenty three and Randy four twenty seven of Queensland, Australia,
trimps On the Bobby had an extremely active love life.
An extraor neighbor Pat mcgunn, of course typical Australian name,
confirm this. He said, Oh yes, trimps On the Bobby,

(01:08:43):
Oh yes, they went into it. Others like wild beasts,
all fowls, all day, all night long. The gun said,
he's like jerk it off to it. They had no pets,
but you would think they had a zoo because of
all the hooting and hollering that they did. Me and
my wife, I've misty well trying to have a quiet
Sunday tea fun for hours. We heard oh God, don't stop,

(01:09:09):
and Randy, give me that jungle move. Now, give me
that jungle move.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
We felt lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Our children were grown and out of the house on
one seat of.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Just please can you because I know you've only got
two accents you can do, which is this one's like
that word like this radio guy, but the other one
is my favorite one. Just read it all in Indian action.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Please, we uh were found luck. I can't now, I
can't do it India.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Just go in and out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Result you gotta you gotta go like this and it
gets in the mold.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Sorry, sorry, sir.

Speaker 17 (01:09:46):
Underne In question, Jan and Randy in facted a home
and a young woman, Elizabeth.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I can't deal with it's saying some of these words,
Elizabeth Perkins. They met Eliza earlier at the evening at
a local bar. After a few hours of sex between that,
like sorr, sar, sorry, start excuse me. I need to
I need to use the bathroom, and I know we
don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
It sounds like a fucking Japanese guy trying to speak English.

Speaker 8 (01:10:12):
See and if you catch me off guard, I can't
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Like there's a few on that and I've literally been
in tears.

Speaker 17 (01:10:22):
Sorry so uh ali ali, Remember it's very vivid. What
I don't remember Jenna and Rudy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Uh they got into it sweating like a couple demonic
streams with pleasure.

Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
The bed rocks. I got so scared. So the idea
is they which we could.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
It's funny that because another episode that had been taken
off the show forever.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
And that's why it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
I forgot to mention this in the beginning, that we
were gonna do like a three hundredth episode celebration. But
it's not three hundred episodes. It's like four hundred episodes.
Maybe maybe I been taking off the taking off the show,
so I was like seven years of strange just technically
we'd be doing this for seven years. And that's kind

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of where the direction I headed, because we're at three
hundred episodes.

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
Online.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
But there's like over one hundred that have been taken
off put on Patreon and me and Justin at one
point covered spontaneous combustion and the idea of the story
was these this couple was having sex and then they
burst into flames and they disappeared.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
M I fan for the screen.

Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
The funniest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Man, Billy, Billy, Billy, what have you done?

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Oh so uh yeah, so they they died. Interestingly enough though,
it's it's a strange it's a strange thing, Billy. Can
you actually we have so many clips to show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Let's do hold on, hold on, hold on segment. Yeah,
so this is another writer shit. Everybody can chime in
as well as it's watching. So eating meat is my
form of mind control. This theory claims that eating meat
does your psychic powers. According to the believers of this theory,

(01:12:28):
ancient societies were vegetarians to stay spiritually awake. The modern
governments pushed meat to keep the population disconnected from the
higher realms. Steak equals suppression.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
There's a theory actually about that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Vinnie passed as a whole song about this stuff, right,
and I'm always like you can kind of woke, bro,
because you used to be this guy that was all
about like the you know, Obama is a clone and
all this stuff, and he Vinnie Passed did a song
at the End of Day he references a lot of
this conspiracy talk, you know, the Claudie shots to do

(01:13:08):
with polio and how the v cards are actually not
really great for you. And then later on he did
an album where he's like, you guys all took it
for like real, but I was just trying to wake
people out. He literally like like said that he he lied.
He said he lied about the stuff that he was
talking about. Right, But he did a whole song about

(01:13:30):
this idea of if you eat vegetarian, you'll like have
a you'll live longer, You'll it'll slow the process of aging.
I do. And one theory that I heard about when
I was young looking into all the stuff, right when
I first probably started the show, was the idea that
when you eat meat, it just fuels the reptilian's hunger,

(01:13:54):
right like that they eat meat.

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
So if they.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Convince us and condition us through propaganda and mind control
to eat meat, that we taste a little tastier for them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
You know, Okay, you want to be healthy. Like I've
said this probably nine times on the podcast, I can
never do it because I love steak so much. But
if you're vegan and you're a proper vegan, meaning you're
actually identifying what's going into your body and making a
regular chart of what you can eat, is hands down

(01:14:24):
the healthiest way to live.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
But vegan more I've seen them and they look like
they're like dying.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Yes, there are people that just say I'm vegan and
don't bother fucking actually getting the right vitamins and nutrients
they need. So it's a lot easier to kind of
like to create a middle ground by just eating everything
you want and having all that protein come in, all
that calcium come in, all that shit get in.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
But then there's people that do the carnivore diet that
I know that have lost a ton of weight in
are healthier than they've ever been.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I'm not talking about again, not talking about the fact
that they were so much worse off before, but handsound
that that is a fact. If you are if you
are watching what goes into your body and you are
a proper vegan, there is no healthier way of eating
at all.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
And you're definitely right about that, because I I know
on people personally and like guys I trained, but and
stuff that we're like, oh, I'm going to go vegetarian,
I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that.
And then I do it and I'm like, all right,
what do you He's like, and he's like telling me, like,
eats toll fu like every day all day. I know,
he's like, because they feel the chill all day.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
And I'm like, is that not just as like you
might as well just go back.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
No, you got you got to be a proper vegan.
And there's a lot of work that goes into that.
My god, I I do not have the attention span
to create a proper diet without those items. But if
you can, you will be the healthiest person.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
I actually think that carnivore diet is better than I
do think if you just stuck right right, you're just wrong.
I'm not doing it. Maybe one day I'll do it,
But you're wrong, don't you that we'll see what I
know people that have done this. And also I'm I'm
just keto and it's like it's it's so strict.

Speaker 8 (01:16:08):
I don't like I'm like, oh yeah, you're you're cult.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
You're you're eating to lose weight.

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
Though.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
Yeah, it is just like a zempic is, isn't it?

Speaker 16 (01:16:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
So uh, Billy, I I apologize. This ship just makes
me laugh so hard.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Ding ding.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Oh there's a crap, crap crap.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
That first round, let's say you kick his ask.

Speaker 14 (01:16:42):
It was like thirty seconds, Billy, how do you feeling
right now?

Speaker 15 (01:16:52):
Ah waity for this fucking sky beast? At is that
your sex face pro? Kiss now kiss each other? Kiss

(01:17:17):
him fired now?

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Secondly made me sp like, oh fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
I'm really fighting that round web Billy you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
Yo wait.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
No that was in nutshot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
That ship makes me laugh. There was aaron There was
a time where I would just go to Billy's all
like a Friday night, every other Friday, and we would
just like get plastered, do the show, and then it
was like a frat house.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Hands down. That video is the pinnacle of what you
look like when you fight, like absolutely obliterated at everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Was drunk as ship. We had like what's your Johnny
as Like Johnny was like, all right, you guys are
gonna put your gloves in.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
You're gonna you missed a couple of good shots.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
I remember like before before we got that drunk, like
before you film that one, the fight before Alex hit
me so fucking good, Like I was like barely ready, Haymaker.

Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
The fuck, Aaron, what do you think as an actual fighter?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
That's it. It's funny When I look at that, I'm like,
it's weird. How like we're all in different parts of
the world, and it's like you have like the same
experiences to a degree. Like I remember doing so much
that like ship like that where you'd be drunk, like
you know, what's really go to the I've seen somebody
had boxing gloves. That's all just start punching each other
and like having these like domin impromptu fights in like
the backyard. That's like seems funny. While the smoking cigarettes

(01:18:41):
and like taking drugs and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
You know, fighting is the best as long as no
one gets upset. Because there are times where you get
a real good hit on someone and things start busy,
it's not funny anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
I started throwing fucking haymakers. It was like, you need
to calm down, and I was like wasted, and I
was like, not a good idea there. It's funny because
I did this when I was younger, Right, we had
the alley way, we'd call it. My dad had old
school eighties boxing gloves, the big padded ones.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
And kids would knock on my door and ask for them,
and they would go fight in the alleyway, like two
houses down from my house, and they my brother did
it like all these older kids. I did it, and
I'd fight like older people's older brothers. They kicked my
ass and we did this stupid thing. My brother snot
is blood snot was all over the fence and shit,

(01:19:32):
all right, So.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Because the snot was on the fence.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
His bloody snot was on the snot and snop snot.
So this is Billy eating hot sauce again. Oh I
did it twice, yeah, and you forgot about it. I
feel like, all right, Billy's gonna try the hottest hot
sauce in reference. Listen to my fucking voice. I'm out
of my mind drunk. This is after we recorded. I'm like,

(01:19:59):
I'm oh drunk. All right, Billy's gonna try the hottest
hot sauce on hot ones.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Like, how big of a dapt do you need?

Speaker 8 (01:20:07):
Like a decent dab you need?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
My finger coated like how hot is this ship?

Speaker 8 (01:20:12):
Pretty hot?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Like? So like realistically you don't want like a blog?

Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
Yes, I dare you?

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
Okay, it's hot, okay, like and it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Does escalate like it's a lot hotter right now than
it was before. For sure. That's a good that's a
good heat.

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
That's a good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yeah, it's a good heat. Like, don't get me wrong,
it's my notes on fire. But that's the difference. When
you're Mexican, you shut the fuck up and you just
eat it. You shut the fuck up and you just
eat it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Billy's lied about being Mexican. Okay, I want to show
one morning did you say I'm lying? You're you're Mexican
because your mom lived there. She's German.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
My mother is born in Mexico and so is my grandmother.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Well why you why are you the whitest motherfucker I've
ever seen that? You know everyone out there? You know,
that's that's how we greet each other at work.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
We just do this. Literally, if you do double, what
does that mean? You're on a roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
For some reason, It's like hallelujah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
It's like my heart goes out to you, like I
don't give a.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
It's so funny. People are so offended by like this.
Fuck you, I'll do it all day long. That's how
we grew each other at work, and even we did
like a work meeting that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
We do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
We we've done a work meeting where we all put
our hands in and we all go up. But I
purposely did this, and then all the everyone else was
doing it, and then the boss is like, don't do that.
Everyone is gonna think we're not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
We're going to get closed down.

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
This clip is very funny to me. We have so
much stuff, so Aaron, you better be tight en, get
in your seat. We have a clip where everyone can
go pee or whatever. H this makes this makes me
laugh so hard. Me and Billy were like pretty much
we're like drunk as fuck and Billy's playing grand that
th auto and it makes me laugh so hard. Sweet,

(01:22:29):
you finally begged the girl you're going home with the
stripper to meet her out? Yeah, where.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
The front and walk to that three pm?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Yeah you get your homeya, God damn it, wait here, lady,
fuck go get your ride.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Oh no, ago scare her. I don't mean to.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
Was that an accident?

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
Okay, get her in the car. Yeah, all right, you
got her in the cart, like, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Want to go back to my place, not her place.
I don't like. Her place is probably stinky. You ready?
Why am I walking way ahead of her?

Speaker 11 (01:23:08):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
I know where I'm going?

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Here? Why you walk so slow?

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Why didn't you put clothes on before you went in public?

Speaker 15 (01:23:17):
He?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Okay, you're about it, just skipped I'm here yet? What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
You fucked her?

Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
That was it? Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Can I go back in the house? What if I
want seconds?

Speaker 7 (01:23:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Does she live in these apartment buildings? One of these
doors got to open? These concrete doors. The stripper lives in.

Speaker 8 (01:23:40):
What a horrible place to live.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Wet's just make a bang?

Speaker 11 (01:23:44):
Is this?

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
Don't you wish you were there?

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Yeah? I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Yeah maybe when uh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
When gta? Fucking? What's the next one?

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
Six six finally comes out?

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
We've also come out and what they announced? Yestra? I
think they're like, oh, yeah, I'll be out in May six.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Really yeah, the world will come to an end and
they'll be like, sorry, you all pre pick there's another one.
So crazy here. Let me get into this before we
get into an next clip. So scientists have studied the
phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion. Professor Hugh Balkan, chairman of

(01:24:28):
the Biology department at the University of Queensland, told WWN
it's a lot more common than people think. Over three
over three hundred years, there's been a report two hundred
reports of people burning into crisps, not for no apparent reason,
although in many cases extreme sexual relations should be contributed

(01:24:51):
into this factor. So you know, you're rubbing, you're rubbing together.
The whole thing was so fascinating to me. The fire
was so incredible. Yet from the oh, this is about
that same couple I talked about earlier.

Speaker 8 (01:25:02):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
It kind of broke off into two stories. So supposedly
that couple that was fucking that that that guy heard
they were rubbing. Human bias are so hard oddly enough,
you know they end up bursting into flames because I
mean so many documented, uh strange deaths of this people
to five gravity flow up in the air towards the moon,

(01:25:25):
melting the liquid puddles like the Wicked Witch of the West.
But these people fucking and they burst into flames. Is
it like is it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Is it igniting? I bet their pubic care so long.
They're just I was gonna say, you know, it's probably
a good way to go, but I'm sure everyone's probably
had this one point, like that idea of like friction Barn.
Oh yeah, And it's like if you had to burn

(01:25:54):
that having sex, I can't imagine how grim that would
have to be.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I know, my intense though, that's a that's a fuck
for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
I've I've definitely felt it between my two thighs sometimes
the next morning, because I'm a big doggy style fan,
and it's like that like feeling of over and over
again and my thighs hurt, and I'm like, what the
fuck did happened last day? So you were wasted out
of your mind? And that's what happened, Billy. Can you

(01:26:28):
get onto your next story? Errand into yours?

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Yeah? No, do another thing. Let's see. So the world
ended in twenty twelve. According to some corners of the
world did end in twenty twelve, Sarn ripped a hole
in reality and we've been living in a simulated alternate

(01:26:53):
timeline ever since. That's why everything feels off and the
Mandela effect is so common. You're not tired, We're all
just yep, right or shithe fucking horship.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
The only reason he's saying right is this gentleman owes me.
I think it was like two hundred grand because we
sat at the line. We're both we're going to switch
LA at the time, and he's like, buddy, the world's ending.
And I said, I'll make you a deal. If the
world ends, I'll give you two under grand. If it doesn't,
you owe me two hunder grand in a simulation. And

(01:27:24):
he walks back, living in a simulation. I don't care.
World's still here. I'm still alive. I can feel pain.
That's kind of my identifying simulation. All right, I actually,
so we're gonna do this now. There's a large clip
coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
So if you think somebody is playing, I'll still like
you were with GTA, Yes, somebody else, just like retarded.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
His name is not always be like God's going to
make my life better, Jesus will come back from the grave.
It's like no, no, no, there's some sort of alien
creature playing lives. So I'm going to play this now,
this everybody, So this is all this specials that we've done.
We've done so many specials. This is the Boys opportunity.
We all have penises. This is your opportunity to pee.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Okay, I don't watch if I don't, if I don't
need a pee right now, and then right after the
clip ends, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
We all know how this goes. We've done this so
many times. Now forever hold your pee. What's going on, people,
is a Strange Brue podcast. Halloween season, Strange Bru.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
How do you have a party in space? I don't know.
You plan it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
The Strange bu Podcast. It's Tom Katt and Kirby's officially Halloween.

Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
We're actually filming this right now for all the listeners.
Hopefully this turns out well.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
I really do. I have such little faith.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
Welcome, Welcome, listeners, Welcome everyone that's watching the video.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
If you guys had a long night, had a long night,
a long journey into your bed. Yeah you're with your
significant other, Yeah you know, you know what you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Listen or if you're lonely, your dog, yeah you know
where you're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Don't fuck your dog. Know it's Valentine's Day?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Motherfucker? Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
So what's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:29:17):
All you hose heads?

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
Are you gonna keep that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
I forgot?

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
I forgot Okay, so uh, this is our same Patty's
Day special. Welcome to the Stranger Podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Halloweens wrapping up, Welcome to the Stranger Root Podcast.

Speaker 14 (01:29:46):
Every year, like clockwork, there seems to be a wave
of news reports and Facebook posts all about the things
that could be hidden in the monstrous of the world
and the Halloween candy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
All right, you creepy fuck, get the fuck out of
the camera, you creepy fuck, because that what is happening
right now?

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Hello Tomms, Hello William What you don't even know my name? What?
It's the bunny Man? Really? I know your name, and
I know that pisses you all youth about. I know
when you're looking homes that you're thinking about Jesus, well,

(01:30:34):
that was public knowledge.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
Is this Douglas?

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:30:40):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Is your name dog?

Speaker 7 (01:30:42):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
You bad get dog?

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
It's not Douglas.

Speaker 9 (01:30:44):
Nobody calls me dog.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
I mean, I mean, I'm the bunny Man.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
Trudeau, justin motherfucking Trudeau.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I just think everybody. I think I've worked hard enough
that other people should pay my grocery bill.

Speaker 9 (01:31:00):
That was that forty five million dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
Not enough?

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
No, I know you would, No, no, no, it's uh, well.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Make sure, you roll up a big fatty man.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
You want to get rid choked up for this episode.

Speaker 9 (01:31:20):
You call that a big fatty way. Do you see
what I shove in your ass when you get down
to hell?

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
You little bitch. I thought I put it so it
probably wasn't.

Speaker 9 (01:31:28):
You know what's really good is when you leave your
vape right next to a flickering candles who can get
nice and hot?

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Yeah, oh that's the best.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
It's like warm juice.

Speaker 9 (01:31:35):
Yeah, nickot needs to be really warm.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
I feel left out. I feel like this is giving
me a lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
A good feeling, a good vibe. I feel I feel
like I'm at home here because you're I'm picking up
good vibrations.

Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
Because Billy is wearing a cloud wig.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
So fucking's it'll keep it on, keep it on.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
It looks so much. I look like fucking Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
Why did you say Pete Davidson, Because now that's all I.

Speaker 8 (01:32:11):
Can see because I do this trance is sweating.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Oh my fucking god.

Speaker 8 (01:32:17):
Oh I didn't even see you do that.

Speaker 9 (01:32:19):
It's amazing. Billy, can we start a metal band? You
do look like you're you look like you're wearing corpse
paint right now and.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
It's making me hot. I don't even care.

Speaker 9 (01:32:29):
It does seem that way, and it makes me very mad, like.

Speaker 8 (01:32:31):
They paid you to say a certain you're fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Idea scary that ship actually looks.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Oh, I don't love it. Zoom in or Billy's first.
I don't know if I can do that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:46):
The Best Live Special.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
If you guys are not watching this and listening to this,
because I'm leaving it wrong, scary man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Only.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
People that don't know I was on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
No, no, no, that's so weird.

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
It's fucking Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Yeah no, he's just like just licking the forehead.

Speaker 9 (01:33:29):
If he was sniffing, then it would be creepy Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
That's true. It's not shampoo.

Speaker 8 (01:33:36):
There's so many images are problematic. This one's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
This one seems like he's a sassy Crampis because I
got you kids, that's gay Crampis.

Speaker 9 (01:33:49):
Well, you can't tell by the way I eat my legs.
I'm gonna eat the child, gonna eat in the nut.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
So to bring this in, I would like I would
like to discuss a problematic figure when it comes to
the Christmas time in certain places of the world, and
we are going to us.

Speaker 8 (01:34:07):
No, we're going to discuss and and and we're gonna
talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Black Pete.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
Oh essentially, essentially, black Pete is Santa's slave, like and
there's there there is imagery where it's like him like
asking Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Face.

Speaker 9 (01:34:28):
Yeah, that that sounds pretty fucking racist.

Speaker 6 (01:34:32):
To be fair though, Yeah, that's that's probably why it is, Like,
I don't think this guy's actually black.

Speaker 9 (01:34:37):
Also, why is he dressed up like a fucking guard
to the Vatican.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
This is the only difference I got is I'm still
not convinced that like half the people here aren't actually black.

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
I don't think any of them are.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
Then then then I take back the thing. Well, why
are vampires good at art? Why they can only draw
a blood?

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
I like that one?

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
Here you go?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
And then what does it good?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
What does a ghost mom say the fox sakes, I
can't see anything, man.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
What does a ghost mom say to the kids when they.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Get in the car?

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
What fasten your sheet belts?

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
I end out with the mesk.

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
Okay, so do you want to explain what you're wearing?

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
It's a fucking marsh suit. But oh my god, I
got one size too.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
Small because it's all they had and it's so fucking
tight and I can't breathe and I can't see.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Fuck ah, but it looks like Slenderman kind of you
got the boat tie versions, let's get.

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
Some smoke, going a lot of fun. Aaron would have
joined us, but fuck that guy. So I'm talking about
Christmas everybody. I hope, I hope you get your egg
not filled up. I hope you're having a drink, smoking
a smoking some green tree.

Speaker 7 (01:35:52):
You know you feel me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
I love when you try to get our eyes out
of me and you'll say something new.

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
You see.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Yeah, I like it. Took was aware that it's I'm
pretty much down back down to earth. But I'd say
a gram and a half because considering the special that
we're doing, it is no secret that our Christmas traditions
are steeped in folklore and religious and spiritual rituals. But
there something else, something far more fun and interesting, responsible

(01:36:20):
for the Christmas customs we enjoyed. There is a theory
about psychedelics and Christmas. Yeah, Bramo, that's all.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
It's a.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Into the oven.

Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
So if people aren't aware, Aaron was supposed to be
there for like half the specials.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
But he's ship every special. I was like supposed to
be on that, We're.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Supposed to Your time difference is no excuse, crazy man.
That was some of the most fun that I've ever
had in the show ever. It was definitely all the specials.
The Halloween special doing mushrooms while I was drinking is
like a crazy thing. And then seeing Billy. We had
the whole studio set up in these neon lights looking

(01:37:23):
over at him. I couldn't look at him. I literally
couldn't look at him because it's like his face everything
started coming out towards me, and I'm like, I can't
look at costume.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
One.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
Oh man, what a time, Billy?

Speaker 8 (01:37:39):
Can you bring up one of your.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
You cut airing off the next he's got another one up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
I want to show that for a second. Okay, I'll
do a couple like super quick. So dinosaurs helped build
the Pyramids. There's a ancient Egyptians domesticated dinosaurs to smooth
giant stones, get aliens. Jurassic labor unions were apparently in
the real Architects of History.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
I love that they're good boys.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Okay, there was one time where at listen, this is
crazy and uh, when I was a chef, we did
like chili Fest. Conveniently, the last time I saw one
of me and Billy's friends alive, sorry the bro, but
but a dark, dark, dark dark story of the friend

(01:38:38):
that we knew. But there was a thing called chili Fest,
and uh, me and my buddy got like blackout wasted.
We started drinking like three pm in the afternoon. He
drove me home, like for this is years ago, so
it's it's it's past its time. And oh man, we
were drunk and he shouldn't have drove me home. He

(01:38:59):
couldn't even straight up the stute limitations, yes, one hundred percent.
Uh So he had like this. We're like at the
back of the bar where there was like a pool table,
and he was waste out of his mind. There was
this chick flirting with him and she was saying dinosaurs
didn't exist at the time. You know, it's like years
and years ago. He's like, as she's saying this, she's

(01:39:21):
like the super Christian girl. He's like, get the fuck
off my lap, Get off my lap, And I'm like,
what do you mean dinosaurs didn't exist? I could be
more inclined to think that maybe we've been lied to
to some extent, but like at the time, we're like,
what the fuck are you talking about? And he's like,
get the fuck off me. There's a whole argument ensues,
and that's all I remember. It's like the last like

(01:39:42):
a moment of remembrance that I have from like literally
drinking from three till nine at a bar.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
There's very little that the chick could say to me,
especially while drinking, that would make me be like, yes,
get off, go away.

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
You guys, you don't understand. Dinosaurs are near and dear
to my heart. Though I love, I love, it wasn't
the tea.

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
Doesn't make sense.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
They're humans, man, the din bones are supposed to be
ginormous humans.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
They're good boys. I don't care. Here's another better one. Actually,
toilets are actually surveillance portals, so this one is less popular.
That doesn't exist in India though, because just every why
they on the street. So some say the toilets, particularly

(01:40:32):
public toilets, are surveillance portals used by shadow agencies, cameras,
maybe intermensioned interdimensional gateways. Possibly we have to.

Speaker 8 (01:40:44):
Fucking ship in the streets because.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
You know you're gonna leave this one alone now, because
now I'm going to be in public with my girlfriend
and we have to go home.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
We can't do anything public anymore. It's not really I
just made it up.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Okay, before Billy gets into this is uh after the
Slenderman thing, you tell we're clearly buz especially this is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
The Halloween special is out.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Now go watching motherfuckers you Chris, you don't do that?
Get out here?

Speaker 8 (01:41:37):
How well can you see that?

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Very like? They can barely tell you're holding a phone
at me? Hey, there you go. Now I can see
your phone. Your eyes are closed, they are.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
You can hear Chelsea. You be like ew because my
fake cap off and throws that.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
Different times. Man, Billy come back to ontariable.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
I'm good here anyways.

Speaker 8 (01:42:07):
Can you bring up your article about gang bangs?

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Oh? I just looked up at oh right there, how
to plan one?

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
Okay, tell me how you plan a gang bang?

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
This could come in handy for some people.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
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summarize if you've ever imagined yourself getting bounded by a
wait list of eager suitors, you're not alone. Group sex
is a commonly reported sexual fantasy and interesting gang bangs
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(01:42:50):
category grew by eighty eight percent. That's fucking wild. Women
are driving force behind the category's popularity. In the world
of group sex, gang bangs are distinct from three sums,
four sums and orgies. Women are fuck Sorry you gave

(01:43:11):
me a fucking thing with ads. I thought you were talking.
I was just listening to the thing fucked me up. Anyways,
they are horse uh. The person might receive vaginal or
anal penetration, external genital stimulation, or any other consensual, pre
negotiated sex acts. Remoald, Why am I explaining what a

(01:43:31):
gang bang is?

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Right now? Carry out?

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
Clarify your vision sex.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
What do you want out of your gang bang? Do
you want a DP? Because I have very fun I
sent you a bunch of fucked up articles. I hope
you're prepared.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
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people who fantasize about being the receiver and a gang
bang are turned on by being the center of sexual attention,
getting lots of stimulation, the possibility of multiple orgasms, or
being with many different kinds of people. At the same time,
those who fantasized about being part of the gang bang

(01:44:07):
might be into voyeurism, which watching other Can you go.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
In your settings and double check if your bike is
actually connected?

Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
Can you not hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
You just sounding you're coming through a computer. So I
noticed that the whole time, but I didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Do you hear those? Did you?

Speaker 7 (01:44:29):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
I guess your microphone just a.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
P I turned it down a little bit because I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Aaron spent five hundred dollars on his. I spent one
hundred and twenty on mine. Billy spent forty on his.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
Sixty and the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Yeah, you actually sound the best during this, so that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
All right, I'll just talk real close. Jesus, No, it's fine, Jesus,
not like your your like Howard Stern like radio voice.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
All right, we gotta we gotta get super super low
and interested into this one voice.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Invented by the Oh what the fuck is happening right now?

Speaker 8 (01:45:10):
Oh all the fans.

Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
I've told Billy to get a brand new mic for
like decades now, it's been till over ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
It's been two weeks. But anyways, a week and a
half at Max. In order to have the best experience,
the central person in the gang Bang should be involved
in the planning, especially in the early pages. Start by
choosing the vibeer gang bang. Do you want a loh
theme or do you want like.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Full of I was going to say the N word,
but do you want it full of black men? Or
do you want it full of Indians?

Speaker 2 (01:45:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
I made a joke. And then the very next sentence
is actually, do you want to feel worshiped, cherished or dominated?
All of these are specific sex acts that you'd like
to include.

Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
To make it home in a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
Or I feel I feel like if you're getting gang bang,
there's really nothing off the table. Like at that point,
are you just okay with everything?

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
For sure.

Speaker 8 (01:46:06):
He's an open hole to be fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Yeah, Like I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
I can't picture you being like, oh no, excuse me.
I can actually.

Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
Asian guy with like so much bush that you can't
even see his dick and she's like sorry, sorry, sorry.
Next next on, guy walks, Yeah, no, thank you, you
stink like sewage.

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
And then you got to choose your players. Ideally you
have a group Oh my god, Ideally you have a
group of trusted friends or partners who love to collectively
rail you dot. If that's not the case because you're ugly,
you'll have to find and vet your participants on your

(01:46:51):
own or with the help of a coordinator. I feel
like this is getting exhausting trying to plan this. This
feels like planning a surprise birthday for someone that doesn't
want it. Stuart recommends vetting. His vetting method, make sure
that you at least you Oh, there's a type of

(01:47:12):
make sure you at least one participant you know trust. Okay,
make sure one person you know you trust and knows
everyone else you like the Muslims in the UK. Yeah,
because safety comes first.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Uh, this method won't be guaranteed a creep free bang bang,
but it's safer. It's hard to supervise a sex best share,
share desires and boundaries.

Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
Is body blue?

Speaker 8 (01:47:45):
Can someone go google body blue?

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
She was a girl like a fucking It was one
hundred men or whatever in an hour or in a day,
she fucked one hundred guys.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
It just like one after another, like where they want
to get. I guess I'm playing a supermarket simular on
right now while I'm reading this I'm a super there's
a super super market simulator where he can pretend no
chicks get a thousand men in a day. Yeah, it's

(01:48:18):
just it's just like oh uh oh uh oh. You
know what, you could use India because there's billions of
those people that probably should have you know, there should
probably be like a big explosion.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
That I'm still I still want a campaign to set
up some sort of not go fund me but like
Kickstarter or one of those things, to send Tom to
India for like a month and send a video guy
with him and just watch him have to walk through
the streets where they like ship all over the place and.

Speaker 4 (01:48:46):
Like, dude, there's I follow a guy that has been
like that traveled around India and it's fucked. He's like this,
whever you have over here you could clean up in
a month. And the guy's like, sorry, started, I.

Speaker 7 (01:48:56):
Don't know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Oh my god, that's all every says. They're just like
NPCSA sorry, sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
You have billions of people that don't do one thing
to contribute to their society, and then you wonder why
they're all flying them here. The only reason the Third
World was able to be bred the way that it did.
The billions of people that were able to be there
was because the elites knew we need some really low
IQ retards to fill the countries and the white people
that we want to exterminate because we're Jews and we

(01:49:24):
think that our ethnicity is superior and we're chosen by
God to exist in this world, so we need to
make sure that white people don't exist.

Speaker 3 (01:49:35):
I'm gang bang one.

Speaker 8 (01:49:38):
That's fine, fine, well, so I'll recap for the end.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
It says, hang on, now you're ready, go gangbang, and
make sure your anals clean because and make sure you
eat food. And then it says, make sure you take
more than five minutes before the dicks start coming out.
And then you practice after care. Whence your sex marathon
reached a scheduled or natural scheduled conclusion. Make sure after

(01:50:06):
care a term of how partners support each other. So
make sure you get cuddles.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:50:14):
Yeah, all right, I'm done. That's enough of that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
Funny people are like, man, Tom turned out to be
such a racist, and I'm like, well, I it happens, man, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
In Ontario is.

Speaker 7 (01:50:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
It's there's only so much you can do to somebody.
Before they start sucking.

Speaker 4 (01:50:29):
They start being like, Hey, this is a fucking problem.

Speaker 8 (01:50:33):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
I know you are like, oh my god, here's what.
Do you believe that Walt Disney was frozen? I don't.
I'm assuming everybody in the planet has heard this story,
same as the fucking Marilyn Manson, who you know he
took his ribs out of sook his own dick. Yeah,
do you believe that that Walt Disney was actually like

(01:50:57):
cryogenically frozen.

Speaker 4 (01:50:59):
It's a big possibility. He's looking at Disney now and
he's very sad because he was a full blown Nazi.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
So it I yeah, there's a very real chance.

Speaker 11 (01:51:08):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
When we talked about this, I was like, there's no
way they had the technology for it, but like, there's
a very real chance just because of how fucked up
he was in the head and also the amount of
money he had access to that like I could see
him doing something along those lines. Like he's definitely dead.

Speaker 4 (01:51:28):
But have you heard that that's conspiracy about like the
whole frolls and thing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
Like, yeah, I've heard about it, because if you have it,
oh the movie what?

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
Yeah, So supposedly there's a theory out there that people
believe that obviously the whole thing with Walt Disney's body
been frozen, and that he's like underneath disney World or
whatever that's supposedly in some fucking lab. And then that
the movie Frozen was actually frozen. That wasn't the original title,

(01:52:03):
but they retitled the Frozen.

Speaker 11 (01:52:06):
Out.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
Kind of makes sense. So like that anytime anybody googles
Disney Frozen, that they'll get Elsa and Anna and all
that ship.

Speaker 4 (01:52:15):
And because that was so and even Family Guy made
fun of it, Philly's favorite show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
That's a good show. You mentioned Chris earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
I was like, yes, and I heard you go what
And I was because I was instantly thinking, I was like,
Chris Griffin, isn't that Family Guy? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:38):
We used to have a friend called Chris and his
name was we There was an episode of Family Guy
where he's like, remember when you called me Chris Gristle
burned this how stupid? We were your kids. We called
this kid Gristle and he was somebody could fuck you up,
like you would beat the ship out of you. And uh,
we called him Gristle for a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
Can you bring up something on screen?

Speaker 4 (01:53:01):
For sure if you shared before, when you get that ready,
here for all the people that want to participate in
the Patreon, here's some of the content that you can get.
HOI fuck, man, what the fuck is that good dude doing?
Leave me alone? It's because it was I think for

(01:53:22):
the money that let me go in the washingmore. I
gotta pee.

Speaker 18 (01:53:35):
Oh my god, if I could have been there s
Fuck you, Bud. This guy is creepy as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
Man.

Speaker 19 (01:53:59):
Hm oh, he's gonna find me. He's gonna find me.
I'm fucking fucking fucked up, my fuck. God, damn it.

Speaker 8 (01:54:11):
That game is a scary ship.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
For the lolo, price is seven ninety nine. You can watch.

Speaker 8 (01:54:15):
Tombox all right here.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
I'll play this game video games.

Speaker 8 (01:54:20):
I was drinking the whole time. This was the worst one.

Speaker 4 (01:54:22):
This is like I had one who used to be
a big part of the show at the beginning laugh
his ass off at this because I smashed my face
pretty well.

Speaker 11 (01:54:34):
Right yeah on the face.

Speaker 4 (01:54:56):
Wow, that's some content right here. Let me fucking smack
my mother in my fuck not hard, that's whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:55:03):
Where is there?

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
That fucking hurt kind of felt like punch in the face.
Jesus Christ that's scared the fue I'm not put my
arms out there anymore. I put the fucking back here. Yeah,
it literally smashed my fucking I felt like I got
punched in the face. Literally the metal mike went into
my teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
If you if it two how the fell out or something?
Man just like Billy And that's my favorite ship ever.
I wish I had that trick.

Speaker 3 (01:55:37):
I made them not put a permanent one in because
I kind of enjoyed taking it out. I'm like, not
leave it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
I'm good. That's like my favorite thing ever. Like literally,
I couldn't think of anything better to have.

Speaker 4 (01:55:51):
I played Walmart for Angus and the ship.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54):
Until actually hang on one second, until you're you're laughing
too hard and it pops out and you can't find it,
and then you're toothless, and then you actually live the
next three weeks with like this and you have to
go about your days.

Speaker 8 (01:56:09):
You're doing me a boxer, like what happened to him?

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
There?

Speaker 11 (01:56:15):
You go.

Speaker 7 (01:56:20):
Play god?

Speaker 2 (01:56:21):
Damn sup?

Speaker 4 (01:56:22):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
Really I guess the guy a little too, so it's oh,
give me the knife.

Speaker 11 (01:56:34):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
You see said.

Speaker 20 (01:56:39):
Everybody dies but us. Everybody dies for us. We need
to carry on and plan the sequel, because that's face
of baby. These days, you gotta have a sequel.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
God, he set fuss want too many more? Y'all said,
don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create, so goes
movies makes goes poor.

Speaker 3 (01:57:05):
Billy?

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
Would you all right take any more?

Speaker 11 (01:57:08):
I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:57:12):
In the laugh Uh for all the audio fans, it's
just like a clip of me and Billy reliving reliving
the this this screen movie. And I I still probably
have the blood pack somewhere I bought them. I still
I was just like, I'm gonna just crunch on them
and then too funny? All right, Aaron, what do you

(01:57:32):
want to show me? I love this? This is a
lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
We need to do a life such like this.

Speaker 8 (01:57:41):
What the oh this is Michael Jackson?

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
Yeah, that's literally what it was going to bring up.
So for people who don't know, there's a lot of
people that believe Michael Jackson is still alive and he's
disguised as this barn victim called Dave Dave. Yeah, they
reckon he figure his death. He return disguised as Dave Dave,
a real barn survivor that he wants befriended interviews with

(01:58:06):
Dave after MJ's dead when he fueled this theory, same
voice Sam man riisms, was this a smooth criminal move
or not so fin?

Speaker 8 (01:58:16):
It's like, Michael, what do you want your name to be?

Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
You know what I don't want to be Dave? Dave.

Speaker 4 (01:58:21):
I like the name Dave. Oh my god, no, crazy,
that'd be if that was actually him?

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
Though, that's what he like, though, dude, that's actually if
that's real, that looks fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:58:38):
That looks like him, doesn't it. After the Pepsi commercial
we lights his hairmpire that's what it looks like him.
Many Dave.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Wake up in the middle of the night and was
at the end of your bed.

Speaker 8 (01:58:53):
Oh fuck it?

Speaker 3 (01:58:54):
His name was?

Speaker 4 (01:58:55):
He named his kid blanket. What do you want to
name your kid?

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
I'll name a blanket because he's you. Like the name Dave.

Speaker 14 (01:59:03):
Dave.

Speaker 4 (01:59:04):
It's like, oh, I love Dave Dave.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
It's just so yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:59:12):
Now I'm all weird.

Speaker 4 (01:59:16):
So like I forgot I had all these pictures that
we're going to show, so throw them back to specials.

Speaker 8 (01:59:22):
Oh weird, that's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:59:24):
We got Billy me and this is like the famous
Billy banana costume as we showed. If you guys have
if you're guys are listening or watching, you're not following
us on Instagram a Strange group podcast on Instagram. I've
definitely get a little buss this with Billy's banana costume
fun times. Beware people, you can see Billy's penis in this.

Speaker 7 (01:59:49):
Uh go back.

Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
You can clearly see that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
Oh yeah, I was so tight.

Speaker 4 (02:00:04):
There's Billy, so fun gay me with my ninja sword.
This is me, Mitch and Billy. For everyone that forgot
about Mitch. Mitch is probably one of the funniest dudes
next to Billy that I do. This ship is so
fucking Billy's face it looked like some weird like like
chick from like.

Speaker 2 (02:00:24):
A haul In or something. Oh got off change.

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
This is me and Mitch doing our strange Japanese legend,
which is still out. Is still finny because his wife
got mad at him because we both admitted that Japanese
chickture attractive. Look out young uh I look here there's
me Justin and Billy crazy when Billy and Alex for
everyone of the things I'm racist. We literally used to

(02:00:55):
have a black eye on the show. Alex hilarious. I'm
so funny. It's just crazy how long we've been doing
the show.

Speaker 3 (02:01:07):
We still text Alex all the time.

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
I told him I was like, go get yourself a webcam.
So if you had a webcam and Mike, I would
definitely ring Alex on the show.

Speaker 3 (02:01:16):
Pull up that. Yeah, I did constantly. That was my
only joke. By the way, how does it.

Speaker 4 (02:01:23):
How long have you been around the show? For Man
the Real j X two Because Billy there's that video?
Uh no, there's that. There's a video of Billy be
like it's being about a jelly time and he's throwing
what are you throwing at me?

Speaker 8 (02:01:39):
Like throwing something at me while we film?

Speaker 2 (02:01:41):
I have that clips set. I don't remember. I don't
know what I was throwing.

Speaker 4 (02:01:48):
Oh did we have like oh we had Halloween like candy?

Speaker 2 (02:01:51):
I thought me, what a time.

Speaker 11 (02:01:54):
Man.

Speaker 21 (02:01:55):
Here's a fun one usedly made by m X Barton,
who suggests the Germans were assembling disc shaped craft in
underground factories in South America, South Africa and underneath.

Speaker 8 (02:02:09):
I'm tired, but did you guys not know that Hitler
had a treaty with the.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Gray that's fucking weird looking way does his face look
like that because.

Speaker 4 (02:02:20):
It's edited from this original photo that somebody else probably
definitely doctored fucking for all the at A listeners to
the show a picture of Hitler making out with the
gray alien. So you only get this on Patreon. You
won't even get the full episode. But uh, because I

(02:02:41):
want to get through some of these clips, let's get
through one of these. This is fucking awesome. Okay, I
am the special needs kid from fucking aren't they They're
in the fucking the special Bush Anton.

Speaker 9 (02:02:58):
Your mic is an They're they're troubled youth. But yeah,
I think I think they are wrong way, wrong way wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:03:09):
That's that's my character, wrong, wrong way. That fucking movie
that that skit is Uh. It creeps me out with
the fucking kids. And oh man, I'm also on a
gram and half of mushrooms, just so everyone has.

Speaker 9 (02:03:22):
Some surprise surprise, folks, Tom's on mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (02:03:26):
Jesus Christ, coming, guys, look at the camera, where's my bull?

Speaker 8 (02:03:34):
Look I'm batman. That fucking funny Tom is fucking lame.

Speaker 9 (02:03:43):
That's something in the way for you.

Speaker 4 (02:03:45):
I came downstairs to before like I well, went on
live and to Chelsea, and I was like, all right.

Speaker 8 (02:03:55):
Everybody's partner up. We're getting like and mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (02:03:59):
Yeah, we're just letting everyone kind of come into the live.
All right, this is my favorite part. Aaron, do you
want to explain yourself? No, he doesn't want to.

Speaker 2 (02:04:11):
Oh well, I thought there's one more clip.

Speaker 8 (02:04:17):
Billy missed it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:18):
Billy. This was Billy had his moment off air, luckily
where it was only audio recorded.

Speaker 8 (02:04:26):
But I've had my time when I fell and I
was absolutely blasted.

Speaker 2 (02:04:30):
Out of my mind.

Speaker 3 (02:04:31):
I'm going to fall off air.

Speaker 4 (02:04:34):
The the what we kind of showed you during the
Luckily we were able to show in this episode. Uh
you during the New Year's episode. That's when we get
to watch.

Speaker 11 (02:04:44):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:04:45):
No One where he drank Aaron drank a full ball
of wine. Uh Chuck, Jack Daniels and also Drake Honnikin.
We're not gonna show air and as that. But like
this is why put.

Speaker 8 (02:05:06):
It's too offensive. But this is hilarious because it's part
of it. It was that bad.

Speaker 4 (02:05:14):
Like you were like I just want a cigarette. I
just want to suck. I want to suck a cigarette,
and you were like out of your mind and like
and you know, I'm like drunk, I've been drunker. I
just want a cigarette. I want a cigarette, and you're like,
I just want I need to suck a cigarette. You
kept saying a cigarette. You literally alluded to the fact

(02:05:35):
that when you're like, you're like, when I see you
guys smoking back in the day, I want to have
a smoke. And it's like that's literally you're like saying,
there probably waste of your mind.

Speaker 8 (02:05:44):
Be like, no, badly, you just want a cigarette.

Speaker 4 (02:05:49):
So this is Billy when he finally showed up to
this live special that we're like five. This is the
only time other than recently when we went live for
when we talked about that crazy serial killer that ate
a dick, that that guy that like fed the other
guy that dick. This is Billy and Aaron met Billy

(02:06:12):
is a full on dick.

Speaker 9 (02:06:14):
Yeah, prepared, Billy's owen coming like with I'm I'm ready excellent.

Speaker 8 (02:06:22):
We're all set up. Billy is here in a fucking
jail cell.

Speaker 2 (02:06:26):
Yeah, Billy, there's a ghost in your mirror from I
got him, I got him mirror.

Speaker 4 (02:06:32):
They look like you're in a fucking prison. So I
have in chat man, We've got a lot of people
coming in right now, So get in there. We're just
getting this party started. I'm sure everyone might enjoy different
Halloween costumes. I'm going to show you now some of
the most defensive costumes that I could.

Speaker 8 (02:06:49):
Find joy and to bring it in with a bang.

Speaker 4 (02:06:54):
Aaron, your best friend, your neck of the woods boy,
he's not really but he's next door, He's he's over there.

Speaker 2 (02:07:00):
Oh fuck off, what.

Speaker 9 (02:07:09):
Did Johnny Rotten column that's cigar munch and twat or whatever.

Speaker 8 (02:07:12):
Well, I meant he's in Dad's fucking side of the world.

Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
No, I know you meant. You meant we were enslaved
by the English for hungry, killed and martyred.

Speaker 4 (02:07:23):
Yeah, I know, it's fucking crazy.

Speaker 9 (02:07:25):
As as Morrisy said, the Queen is dead.

Speaker 2 (02:07:27):
Boys. Sorry, I I need to know how everybody feels
about what they're trying to depict right there.

Speaker 9 (02:07:34):
Uh well, I mean I think everybody can guess my
opinion on it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:38):
That's fucking awesome. So I don't know what a costume?

Speaker 3 (02:07:45):
What a costume?

Speaker 2 (02:07:47):
I don't know if you guys have heard the say
the saying that the thing that we say over here
or whatever, but a real pirate sails the red Seas.

Speaker 9 (02:08:01):
Oh my god, the shirt says Columbine.

Speaker 2 (02:08:05):
That's oh I want that.

Speaker 7 (02:08:09):
I want that?

Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
Is that? You bro?

Speaker 11 (02:08:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:08:18):
I love that.

Speaker 9 (02:08:19):
The coat hanger through the head of the baby pro choice.

Speaker 4 (02:08:23):
Why are you echoing?

Speaker 9 (02:08:25):
Who's echoing?

Speaker 8 (02:08:26):
Oh weird?

Speaker 2 (02:08:27):
That was weird.

Speaker 4 (02:08:28):
I did hear it, though, Okay, am I going crazy?
This is also fairly great.

Speaker 3 (02:08:33):
Holy shit, damn Boston Marathon.

Speaker 4 (02:08:40):
So look at this ship we used to do. For
everybody that like is not supporting the Patreon you will
get like some pretty crazy shit that we used to do.

Speaker 3 (02:08:49):
Man, you know it's wild.

Speaker 2 (02:08:50):
Though.

Speaker 3 (02:08:51):
Actually one thing I gotta give hats off to Aaron
with that was like thirty minutes before you were completely
in coherent and you were like very you were there,
like you're your mind was there, you were still participating
in like less than thirty minutes later, you're like a
light switched gone.

Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
I was looking at that and, like I said, some
of it, at first, I was like I don't remember
any of this, and I'm like, ohait, I do vaguely
remember that thing about Jimmy Saville And I'm like, no,
I don't remember anything after that.

Speaker 4 (02:09:20):
Also, that wasn't that many years ago and Aaron chugged whiskey.

Speaker 2 (02:09:25):
I don't know what I sound like right now, but
I had clearly no idea how to like figure out
the sound on that microphone at all, because I sound
like I'm coming from the fucking space station. Every time
I talk, I.

Speaker 3 (02:09:40):
Had my fucking earphone Mike hooked up to me. You're fine.

Speaker 2 (02:09:46):
The only reason.

Speaker 4 (02:09:48):
Made him sound good.

Speaker 8 (02:09:52):
Who the fuck is talking is that your ship? Tell
that black fuck up?

Speaker 2 (02:10:03):
I was.

Speaker 4 (02:10:04):
That black guy. I was like, tell that black guy,
just shut the fuck.

Speaker 3 (02:10:08):
I just I just moved to the new city, and
before I find a place, I just grabbed a room
to rent. So I'm just literally and I feel like
I asked him.

Speaker 4 (02:10:17):
I was like, how many Indians live there? He's like,
luckily none, but it's like fifteen.

Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
Shi the door.

Speaker 7 (02:10:27):
Oh so fucking fun.

Speaker 3 (02:10:29):
Honestly, for fox sakes.

Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
I'll be honest, though I have no recollection uttering that
Jimmy Sava part. I like, And I was even looking
at myself and I could kind of tell. I was like,
I remember that glint that I used to get in
my eye when I was out all the night fixing
the tie and ship. Like twenty minutes before I was
about to die.

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
I know it's crazy and it's funny because you were
very like Aaron is soft spoken. If the fans haven't noticed,
Aaron is kind of like hell I could, I would
assume you would kick someone that kicked the living shit
at people if they looked at you wrong. But you're
very self spoken when it comes to certain things. And

(02:11:12):
during that episode even you were like what the fuck
you called me? Like you were just like like snapping
at all moments while you were wearing that thing tied
around your face or as well. The only time Aaron
wore that cautionume again is when we did the Diddy episode,
because we like joked about like the Diddler, and Aaron's like, man,

(02:11:36):
when I saw that shit, it gave me chills, you.

Speaker 2 (02:11:39):
Know, all right. I'll be honest, though, I think if
we were all in a room together, the that like
more I don't know, vulgar or whatever, but that personality
would come out more. I think sometimes I feel like
I'm quite because I'm like, oh God, I could say
something here that I find funny in the room and

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then not realized that there's thousands of people look at
it and being like, oh I probably shouldn't make a
joke about that.

Speaker 3 (02:12:05):
Which is what I say on this fucking podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:12:09):
Man, you were now when you say Indians you mean
dot feathered or now we mean those from India. Obviously
we've invaded somewhat too.

Speaker 2 (02:12:24):
Can you bring up some images, Tom Yeh of the
real Indians you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:12:30):
Yeah, Native people are awesome. They're super chill. They smoke
and on drink.

Speaker 4 (02:12:35):
Like from their resis, which are communist compounds.

Speaker 8 (02:12:39):
Are fine, but.

Speaker 4 (02:12:43):
They need to stop complaining about their land being stolen
because we're gonna give land back to the Automan Empire.
All of a sudden, the Middle East will be the
Automan Empire. And then I was gonna actually.

Speaker 3 (02:12:53):
Remember when this was supposed to be a fun one.

Speaker 8 (02:12:55):
Remember I was like considering how controversial I am.

Speaker 4 (02:12:58):
I was gonna do a video about this, be like,
you know you for all the people that think their
land is stolen, I'm like, who we giving it back to?

Speaker 14 (02:13:06):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (02:13:06):
Are we giving it back to the air quas that
were set up to like take over all the land
and kill off all the other tribes. Are we gonna
give it back to the Mohawks? Are we gonna give
it back to the ajibways, like who we give in
this land exactly, back to because you all killed each
other for the land that you say is your land.
It's a fucking bullshit fairy tale they tell themselves, it's

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my land.

Speaker 2 (02:13:30):
We're all native.

Speaker 4 (02:13:31):
It's like, no, you guys were killing each other over
this said land that you think is stolen, and you
were stealing it from each other. It's a fucking hypocritical
farce that they tell each other to be like, we're victims.
Same with black people. We were enslaved fucking hundreds of
years ago, even though more people were enslaved during the
Ottoman Empire as white people. The word slave comes from Slavic.

(02:13:53):
So here's my racist rant, because it's true that word
slave comes from when the Slavic slave trade was going on.
And Irish Aaron, you were, you were crop, you were like,
you were like the you were like the cush.

Speaker 3 (02:14:08):
You know, he's telling you to go to No.

Speaker 11 (02:14:11):
Not.

Speaker 4 (02:14:12):
I was like, you were the cush, no telling you,
he's telling you actually gonna lie. Irish be Irish would
have been the nippers. Technically, it would have been like
the low grade weed that nobody wanted.

Speaker 3 (02:14:26):
Yeah, those were those were the the these people know?

Speaker 4 (02:14:31):
Yeah, probably.

Speaker 3 (02:14:34):
No, I'm not trying to be racist.

Speaker 2 (02:14:35):
I'm trying to be actual.

Speaker 4 (02:14:38):
Actually, let me get into something. How much how do
you tell if you're in a cult? Many people around
the world A ten to gatherings?

Speaker 2 (02:14:45):
Actually pause pause, Aaron was gonna show me something funny.
I could see. I want to see it. We were
talking about Indians. Hey, hey, wait, that's not picking up
the sound, right, is it.

Speaker 4 (02:15:06):
No, it's accurate. What is that creature?

Speaker 2 (02:15:09):
It's at taking English lessons and they're trying to get
him to say I think the guys were taking the
piss out. I don't think it was actually an English teacher.
And they were getting to say like Monday to Sunday,
and then they were getting them to say January, January
to December, and they were asking him to say a
quicker quicker, like did he just start saying a random ship?
And I'm like, it's just there. He's looking because he's,

(02:15:31):
like you said, he's a creature.

Speaker 8 (02:15:33):
Hey, what the fuck is bohemian?

Speaker 4 (02:15:35):
I'm olive skin.

Speaker 8 (02:15:37):
You look like in olive so you're green. So you're
hearing some sort of what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (02:15:43):
I heard I heard what the fuck is happening? What
the fuck is bohemian? That means you travel? Like, what
is your olive skin? Is that someone that green out?

Speaker 2 (02:15:58):
Okay? Fuck it?

Speaker 8 (02:15:59):
So what are you in a cult? When are you
in a cult?

Speaker 2 (02:16:02):
Okay? People like joining these communities, you.

Speaker 4 (02:16:04):
Know, like the LGBT has now become this like full blown, Like, hey,
if you're against my massive umbrella of what it means
to be queer or gender fluid, Oh, billy, can you
bring up your article about how to fucking trans woman?

Speaker 2 (02:16:19):
Police?

Speaker 4 (02:16:21):
So many people around the world, Yes, you have an article,
but how do you fuck a trans woman?

Speaker 2 (02:16:26):
Please bring it up?

Speaker 8 (02:16:27):
Many people are The best.

Speaker 2 (02:16:28):
Part about this is he's going to call all these
clips of you talking about this stuff as about out
of context in the future.

Speaker 7 (02:16:35):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
That he's setting you up to do exactly that I
know he is.

Speaker 4 (02:16:44):
So many people around the worlds in gatherings, community religious services,
or secret organizations during the pandemic. Some on the Sunday mornings,
others do it different days of the nights.

Speaker 2 (02:16:56):
Of the week.

Speaker 8 (02:16:57):
How do you know if you're in a cult?

Speaker 4 (02:16:59):
Well, and dig deeper into why you would be in
a cult, there's some telltale signs of why you're in
a cult. Everybody wants money, most legitimate like organizations. Often
the churches want ten percent of worldly possessions. In other words,
a cult on bloodsucking vampires that drain you have everything
you own, Politicians, Jesus time as you can be very

(02:17:23):
active in the group, decade large chunks of your time. Well,
as I said, this podcast is a cult both. A
cult monopolizes in all of your time except when you
need to go to work. So they're like, you need
to go to work and to give us money for
the call. But after the call, after your work, please
come back. I need you to suck my balls, and

(02:17:45):
it's important that you go to work so you can
give the money to them. This is a clear sign
you're in a cult. Charismatic leader, Tom Thompson, Let's face it,
you don't want to follow a cult leader who is
just some drab, boring white guy. These guys are typically
someone who you couldn't find a date for a prom

(02:18:07):
or a friend who tossed the ball to They're not
just a cult leader. Cult leaders also always have a
they have a dynamic personality. Baby, they play music, they
sing wow is this describing me. They're athletic, maybe not
that one. They have long hair and a brilliant smile.

(02:18:28):
People are drawn to the cult leader like vegans are
drawn to a cauliflower rice. There're cult leaders may be
a bit aggressive, I know, maybe a bit aggressive and
demanding at times. Hence I'm with all of you guys
when it comes to the show, but they're also captivating.
If you feel like you are around someone you know
twenty four hours a day, you may be in a cult. Aliens,

(02:18:52):
as much as we love aliens, if you're in a
new group and they're telling you that they're from the
planet Goo Tan, you're probably you might want to stay
on Earth.

Speaker 8 (02:19:03):
You may be here a wee bit longer.

Speaker 4 (02:19:05):
But if they want to tell you they're leaving and
going to the you know, Pluton's movement, you may be
in an extraterrestrial cult. Hence, while we have I go
back and listen to me and Anton.

Speaker 7 (02:19:18):
We will remember you.

Speaker 4 (02:19:21):
Our episode about the Heavens Gates call. Most people wear
Sunday best when they go to church. Call groups take
it a little further. Strange robes, matching tracksuits or even
strange underwear.

Speaker 7 (02:19:37):
Is that you Billy.

Speaker 2 (02:19:40):
It's like the scariest shit ever.

Speaker 4 (02:19:42):
Yeah, I know what is is that your mouse?

Speaker 7 (02:19:45):
What is that.

Speaker 2 (02:19:48):
Mixed with breed? I didn't know you could hear that.

Speaker 3 (02:19:55):
I was scrolling through this fucking ninety thousand, fucking page
article that.

Speaker 2 (02:20:01):
I was like, Jeffrey down, that was really weird.

Speaker 4 (02:20:05):
Bit. Sorry, let's get back to how racist natives are.
I'm supposed to not supposed to be not white, but
I have fair skin. So the naves in the USA
I should die because I will look at them as
that right. It's not right that anyone you say should
die just because you don't look like them. That's not
what I'm saying. Is are you taking that? That's what
I'm saying. Somebody lost the train of that. You you're off,

(02:20:31):
You're off bar, you're off bar of what I'm saying.
I'm saying that people play victim mentalities when it comes
to the fact that, uh, what are we talking about?
Are you getting no? No, no, noll okay. I was
gonna say, I was like.

Speaker 3 (02:20:47):
What no, he's saying. Their mindset is like, because they
don't look exactly native, doesn't belong there.

Speaker 4 (02:20:54):
Of course, there's also the uh yeah, a personal shopper
or value can be fun and luxurious experience.

Speaker 8 (02:21:03):
When you go out and about.

Speaker 4 (02:21:04):
You know, you have an Indian guy that opens the
door and he's like, come up to me, son, let
me show you other sides of Toronto. So get involved
with a new group if you're signed to that. You know,
if if they're watching you in your every move, you
may be part of a cult. All right, Aaron, I
saw you.

Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:21:22):
What are you doing out there?

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
Did you know what redheads are? Supposedly aliens?

Speaker 3 (02:21:27):
I heard?

Speaker 4 (02:21:32):
I cut off Aaron again for the thousand time. Aaron,
do you remember Will Smith? I Will Smith, the black guy.

Speaker 3 (02:21:40):
We both knew him, dear, Oh, I thought you're talking
like the actor.

Speaker 4 (02:21:45):
The actual guy.

Speaker 2 (02:21:47):
Do you remember Smith?

Speaker 8 (02:21:49):
His name is Will Smith. He's a sixty five year
old black guy.

Speaker 4 (02:21:52):
He said that.

Speaker 3 (02:21:54):
You said, do you remember him? And I'm like, no,
you said, Irons, I'm massively confused. Yes I remember Will Smith,
the fucking prep cook.

Speaker 2 (02:22:06):
Yes I did.

Speaker 4 (02:22:06):
Yes, he was sixty five years old, look like he
was forty. And he said he was a creep. He
called he called it eighteen year old servers, young and tidies.

Speaker 2 (02:22:16):
Oh nice, is like when.

Speaker 3 (02:22:20):
You're that old, like you can kind of you deserve it.

Speaker 4 (02:22:24):
Everyone's like, Lucia, he's what I'm saying, Lucia, And he
was like, those you redheads are wild in bed, young tidies.

Speaker 2 (02:22:32):
And I was like, I don't like that, saying very much.
So yeah, with less than two percent of the world
having red hair, some claim that redheads are descendants from Martians,
are ancient alien human hybrids. Some burn because art isn't
their home, and their freckles are solar receptors. There is

(02:22:58):
this right or shite.

Speaker 8 (02:23:00):
You don't want to.

Speaker 2 (02:23:01):
Oh, I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:23:02):
Oh, you know, I surely will.

Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
You're fucking bold, you know that, bro?

Speaker 2 (02:23:10):
No, I assume there's a big red afro under that ship.
That's like I'm trying to think if there's something where
somebody takes their hat off and have this giant head
underneath this. It's kind of like that though, right, that's
what I thought. I thought, that's what most like, And

(02:23:33):
there's like this huge head. That's funny.

Speaker 4 (02:23:38):
I don't know which is worse a huge ginger? Are
you brown hair?

Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
Brown hair? But I don't want to act three.

Speaker 4 (02:23:45):
Everyone's being a dick of Billy's reaction. Everyone as a
fan of the show knows that Aaron's ball because he's
referenced it.

Speaker 3 (02:23:53):
I didn't do.

Speaker 8 (02:23:55):
Not feel bad about yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:23:56):
Just please build up a lot of sperm and then
just come on somebody, I know, I don't know me
get straight.

Speaker 3 (02:24:02):
I thought he was going to be a fucking ginger
jew fro.

Speaker 2 (02:24:05):
That's what I assumed it was.

Speaker 3 (02:24:06):
Really, now that I know you're bald, like you're.

Speaker 2 (02:24:10):
Do you know what I kind of want to do now,
I kind of want to like run some sort of
like AI photoshop of me, like a ginger jew fro.
Just that's what I thought you're going to do it though,
it has to be done as realistic as possible, none
of that weird cartoony ship. It has to look proper,
my bald head and putting as.

Speaker 4 (02:24:33):
Like For all the fans out there, okay, you know
you best support the show. The best way to support
the show is must have it's a weird segue is
through Air's bald head.

Speaker 2 (02:24:49):
You know we should have done we should have put
a stranger on the top of my head and just
let me go like and reveal logo that's the next
time in the bank.

Speaker 4 (02:25:03):
But like, have you not like Joe Okay, think about it,
Joe Rogan. Everyone embraces Joe Rogan for who he is,
right with his bald head, right, you kind of like
have to embrace it.

Speaker 8 (02:25:14):
At some point you've talked to me about this.

Speaker 4 (02:25:16):
You just kind of have to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:25:19):
It's a bad thing. Like he looks fine, you're daren't.

Speaker 8 (02:25:25):
I want to come on top of that mirror.

Speaker 2 (02:25:30):
You should just live your life.

Speaker 7 (02:25:31):
I have not had a.

Speaker 4 (02:25:32):
Haircut in a month, and look at my hair.

Speaker 2 (02:25:34):
Man, I am bad. I was. I was there going
to bring up an image of Joe Rogan when he
had hair, and that's literally yeah, it looks so different.
My progression though, was literally that where it's like that
thing where you're that guy who's trying to like like
keep it. Oh, it's worse. It's work.

Speaker 3 (02:25:53):
It gets so much worse than just like leaning into it.

Speaker 2 (02:25:55):
You're like, okay, the worst, Like I I was actually
only recently I pictures of me on holiday in the States,
like or I've seen pictures of you with hair, Yeah,
but if you actually saw me in person, at that point,
when you get closer, it just looks like a piece
of fluff. Irish character. It literally looks like a piece

(02:26:19):
of fluff like on the top of the head. And
I'm like, if I got wet at any point or
like done this, you're like, wow, that dude, that is
strands my man.

Speaker 8 (02:26:31):
Because like thinking about it, look at this.

Speaker 4 (02:26:32):
Okay, Billy, can you do this?

Speaker 3 (02:26:34):
Also, we would all because I'm about to be bald
and I can't be bald. I'm so fucking skinny. I
look like a goddamn skinhead if my hair is gone,
I can't pull it off.

Speaker 2 (02:26:47):
History, Like, look at this ship.

Speaker 4 (02:26:52):
And funny someone said to me.

Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
He was like, hah, you're getting that thing that a
lot of men get, and especially a lot of Irish men.
It's like upside down head. So it's like you have
to grow some sort of facial hair because you have
no hair on top of your head. So it's like
you've turned your head upside down.

Speaker 3 (02:27:08):
That's funny, that's fun Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:27:11):
I just want to show this to people because hey,
you want to support the show. We have some really
fun merch. I've literally uploaded so much stuff to the
merch site this. I don't know if Billy's ever seen
some of the funny shit I've ever seen, So it's
all of us.

Speaker 2 (02:27:30):
Scriptis, oh wow, dude, you could put me in this
Aaron erin.

Speaker 4 (02:27:38):
Dude, Aaron. Aaron is a mothman and on Bigfoot and
I bought this and this is why you support the
merch site. Literally, I spent literally thinking about this. I
bought four T shirts and his sweater for one hundred
and twenty dollars. That's it in Canada. In the States
it'd be like sixty bucks. Probably, But look at like,

(02:27:59):
h I'm off of these ads obviously going shout the merchant.
Look at all these new designs that we've created.

Speaker 8 (02:28:06):
You can get them. We get like no money from
this stuff, all of us being smoked of.

Speaker 4 (02:28:13):
An alien.

Speaker 3 (02:28:15):
Like a look at that smiles his teeth.

Speaker 4 (02:28:19):
So there's a bunch of people that actually messaged me
and said they want look at this cool ship. We
updated the dying for a drink design like this is
cool stuff that we're able to produce as a class
or design. I've gave Aaron a bunch so he.

Speaker 2 (02:28:37):
Changed the logo.

Speaker 4 (02:28:37):
But yeah, cool a support the show. Yeah, class Forecast
needs to change it's design.

Speaker 2 (02:28:46):
We're done.

Speaker 4 (02:28:47):
We're done with me. I think I don't know if
it's like me or it's just now you're fine.

Speaker 2 (02:28:54):
I see it's just to dick, but it's bad. And
what's it? The game? Which game that I'm on?

Speaker 4 (02:29:07):
Five G right now all right here from my from
my bachelor party, ball ball.

Speaker 2 (02:29:15):
Dang, that's why he's fucking dating any woman. I can't
take any date out of a winn't eat that. It's
not dating advice. It's fucking You can knock them off
if you want to. You? Is that what happened? Thoughtful

(02:29:40):
that you came with some kids? Chama factory? What did
that work?

Speaker 11 (02:29:51):
What that any like that?

Speaker 2 (02:30:13):
A giant sucking rock?

Speaker 7 (02:30:20):
Some roll over this?

Speaker 2 (02:30:26):
Uh Jesus Christ, nice?

Speaker 7 (02:30:38):
God you go?

Speaker 2 (02:30:39):
So I feel like sucking wizard? Nice.

Speaker 4 (02:30:51):
I don't want to fucking hold that thing. I'm not
doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:30:55):
No, no, blow my hand?

Speaker 4 (02:31:04):
Is that fine?

Speaker 8 (02:31:05):
And that's for my bachelor party. It's funny.

Speaker 4 (02:31:07):
It's I could ship And I was like, no, thank you. Uh,
it's it's Aaron was supposed to be there, piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (02:31:15):
You're supposed to come down for that.

Speaker 2 (02:31:17):
Yeah. Yeah, it's another one of those like I supposed
to be at the special and I'm like yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (02:31:26):
A flight down here from Ireland to Canada for a night.
That's a little different than not showing up for a podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:31:39):
Yeah, how do you know if I'm to get through
all of the things, Billy? Can you bring up your article?
But how to fucking trans woman?

Speaker 3 (02:31:46):
You said that, but it's not here. What I have
is the only articles I have are how a furry
helped me explore my sexuality and a machine sucked dick?

Speaker 4 (02:31:57):
Oh I do both those. Let me hear both those,
all right.

Speaker 3 (02:32:01):
I'm more curious about how the machine sucked this dick
because I scrolled through the three helped me one and
it's kind of what.

Speaker 4 (02:32:07):
Rather was there during that? He's like, yeah, like let's
just do like a fireworks into the air. So funny,
But I grew up with this, like light up the fireworks.
He's like, he's too shy to ever come ontch it
like this.

Speaker 3 (02:32:21):
But I was in elementary school. I curled into a
ball and tried to suck my own dick. I failed,
but thanks to a new robot called the auto Blow two.
Clearly there was an auto blow one. My fifth grade
dreams have finally come true. Invented by a former lawyer
named Brian Sloan. The Auto Blow two is a machine

(02:32:42):
that gives dude surprisingly good in quotation marks blowjobs earlier
this year, the second. So it became a viral phenomenon
when Sloan raised money on indie Go go commercially going
to be piss meself, so you can go, all right,

(02:33:02):
go piss to commercially produce the device. I think if
you were to ask men what their ideal masturbation improving
device would be, many would say something that does it
for you and you don't have to do anything, Like
I don't understand, like how long I'm supposed to read
a fucking nonsense article about a machine.

Speaker 2 (02:33:22):
Sometimes give you articles that are like, dude, this thing's
like fucking ninety pages long. Yeah, screenplay all right.

Speaker 3 (02:33:33):
Sloan said, my sleeve was a size B for average
sized dicks, but the cock bag fit my entire arm.
The cock bag say, you gotta put your cock in
the whole fucking the size of an arm, big cock.

Speaker 4 (02:33:54):
What is this supposed to be?

Speaker 7 (02:33:55):
Real?

Speaker 2 (02:33:56):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:33:57):
I don't know if anybody really wants to hear that,
But you know what I really do want them to
watch is did you that video I sent you of
him falling into the mic? Did you buy a chance
put that on your computer or not? So instantly I
felt the device sucking my cock, trying to suck the
little baby Mitchell's out of me. The blowjob felt rough.

(02:34:19):
It reminded me of head I recently received from a
Colombian grad student who used too much teeth, And I said,
tonight the auto blue too is going to come, and
I Am going to come in someone's mouth without feeling
the rudged rugburn.

Speaker 7 (02:34:36):
I'm like, like that art.

Speaker 3 (02:34:39):
That's his origin story. Yeah, that was a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:34:44):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (02:34:45):
Do you think if there was a okay everybody out there,
is there an AI robot? Would you let him do it?
You are the single man?

Speaker 11 (02:34:57):
Mmm?

Speaker 4 (02:34:59):
Okay yo, companion?

Speaker 3 (02:35:01):
Yeah, okay, no, Like I'm not like making a breakfast
and pretending it's real. But if I was alone and
like had no prospects, and I was just like fucking
by myself, Like.

Speaker 8 (02:35:10):
What are you a fucking gold miner?

Speaker 7 (02:35:12):
I got no point.

Speaker 2 (02:35:13):
I mean, like, you got no fucking nobody lined up.

Speaker 3 (02:35:15):
If you feel like you're gonna be alone forever, up
for any of us?

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
Give me a break. The bigger question is how many
people on this show right now? I'm people listening and
try to stick thrown back at one point.

Speaker 4 (02:35:29):
All right, when you're a kid, for sure, I was
like twelve, I probably try for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:35:33):
Like that's not embarrassing. Every male child did that.

Speaker 4 (02:35:37):
You're skinny enough you probably could fold in half. I'm
not flexible, buddy, Aaron, you remember a companion. I want
to cover this movie on your show. Okay, Billy, you've
actually really enjoyed this movie. That movie's fucking great. You
have Jack what's his name?

Speaker 2 (02:36:00):
Quaid?

Speaker 4 (02:36:01):
Jack Quaid plays this like, oh so good. He has
a girlfriend that you don't realize the entire time is
like a robot and she is programmed to kill for him.
It's fucking so good. Oh yeah, no, it's it's brand.

Speaker 3 (02:36:18):
I didn't want to watch that. I actually I completely
forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (02:36:21):
I really did want to watch that.

Speaker 3 (02:36:24):
That's dope. Yeah no, I still do really want to
watch that when that come out years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
That way, no love it. That makes sense, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:36:34):
It's so good, like this idea that you would have,
like this person who was everything to you and you
can program him in every way that you want.

Speaker 3 (02:36:43):
You can, and then they break up because you're that sht.

Speaker 8 (02:36:48):
Okay, so uh might as well.

Speaker 2 (02:36:49):
I'll try to keep this. I only came out on
January thirty first, Yes, so good. Oh this year? Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (02:37:01):
Remember Tom talking to me about this, like I swear
to God over your ear ago.

Speaker 4 (02:37:05):
Now you're delusional, huh.

Speaker 2 (02:37:08):
It must have been the trailer and you must have
said that this looks dope or something that I would
definitely fell hard though Withers fair enough?

Speaker 4 (02:37:19):
Have you have you, Aaron? Have you seen Yellow Jackets?
Because probably that's something that we're gonna have to do
on we just finished. People keep saying to me about
to watch it.

Speaker 2 (02:37:28):
Watch it on Billy.

Speaker 4 (02:37:29):
You should watch it, especially with your rummage by like it.
Yellow Jackets is fucked man. A bunch of women get
lost in the wilderness and then they rely on sacrificing
people to the wilderness and their own friends and and
it shows their later on life and their life now
like during the time is fucked up. So uh, how

(02:37:50):
do you know if you're possessed you can prevent evil
spirits from taking over your body. Top religious experts say
you can easily do this by learning and how to
recognize the first signs of compression possession. This is why
you have to like come at this as a logical standpoint.
So top top signs that you're possessed unexplained itchiness. I

(02:38:11):
know Bill's got tons of sex disease and so who
knows about this, But especially of the arms and legs
can be significantly itchy, upper abdomen and behind your left ear. Forgetfulness.
This is a sign that a demon may have a
control of your mind for a brief period of time.
You can find you know, maybe you lose your car
keys because you may be possessed. Your body may be

(02:38:35):
trying to fight off a demon possession. If you feel tired,
demons love to your energy.

Speaker 2 (02:38:43):
Aaron, what do you.

Speaker 8 (02:38:43):
Think the demon will be telling you?

Speaker 2 (02:38:45):
Do me specifically?

Speaker 4 (02:38:49):
Yes, I know you have I know you have a
little thing, a little button that you can press.

Speaker 9 (02:38:58):
Oh no, is it?

Speaker 4 (02:39:00):
Is this the one time I don't have it ready?
Of course, I'll let me get here.

Speaker 2 (02:39:04):
You have the staples, it's that easy button.

Speaker 8 (02:39:08):
Insomnia.

Speaker 4 (02:39:09):
Subsequently, you are aware that there's evil spirits attempting to
take over your body, but you're afraid to go to sleep.
There's a bad sign because you are awake and there's
an evil spirit trying to possess you.

Speaker 3 (02:39:29):
I was really hoping, Yeah, I wasulutely hoping it was
the Staples. It's that easy button they used to make
you press it. They used to make you press it.
The cash registered. What an awesome give mack that was?
Are you familiar with that was that big in Ireland?

Speaker 7 (02:39:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:39:45):
Okay, that was yeah, after so far even uh, Billy,
were you there, we had the restaurant, we would pressed
it after the rush of the line.

Speaker 7 (02:39:59):
That was easy.

Speaker 4 (02:40:00):
It was easy, after like real like sweating her asses
off of the lead hand of the restaurants doing coke,
and it's like that was easy.

Speaker 3 (02:40:09):
He fucked off to the bathroom for an hour and
a half of ship burn.

Speaker 4 (02:40:13):
But Kyle, Kyle, this had always happened. We would be
in the middle of a kitchen rush. He's supposed to
be the kitchen lead hand. I'm on grill, Billy's on
fries or dishes at this time especially, and then yeah,
we're like Kyle, we need Kyle. He's running the line.
And then we go to the washroom and knock on it.
He's like, give me a minute, and he's.

Speaker 8 (02:40:33):
Definitely railing lines of coke. And then he comes out and.

Speaker 4 (02:40:36):
He's like, oh my god, I'm ready to go, and
it's just like, it's so crazy.

Speaker 7 (02:40:42):
We have no more.

Speaker 8 (02:40:43):
I have so many things.

Speaker 3 (02:40:44):
Uh do you have any more clips?

Speaker 2 (02:40:46):
Though? Seven years train this?

Speaker 3 (02:40:49):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:40:53):
Yeah, we did them all bro Ah, do you have
any more?

Speaker 11 (02:40:57):
I have?

Speaker 4 (02:40:57):
I have more articles, but we don't necessarily need to
get into Nah.

Speaker 3 (02:41:01):
We went through all the articles. I think it's okay.

Speaker 4 (02:41:06):
Five things to avoid during alien abduction. All right, okay,
leave your tinfoil hats at home. If you think tinfoil
keeps aliens away, you're wrong, dead wrong. In fact, it
attracts them. Just like road trippers on the Earth in
the inner galactical travels often bring snacks from home. They
prefer the method of preservation. They want to preserve things.

(02:41:28):
Tinfoil is one of the.

Speaker 8 (02:41:29):
Many everyday inventions we owe to extraterrestrials. Supposedly so.

Speaker 4 (02:41:33):
Tinfoil hats basically make your head look like a fresh
wrap portion of gibberish.

Speaker 2 (02:41:40):
Hoff.

Speaker 4 (02:41:40):
I don't know the that means a delicacy for homesick goutans.
They can't, they can't resist it. Avoid eye contact. When
you are getting an eye contact with aliens, it's very devastating.
They're gonna they're gonna find you real quick injured dimensional
beings ever. Assume one man interviewed for a story, Jack Gripple,

(02:42:04):
it's a nice name, a regular abductee. He's like, I'm
Jack Gripple and I was reducted by aliens five times. Yeah,
I know, I think that it was aliens. And his
stepfather was like, it was me. I racked my son.

Speaker 2 (02:42:22):
That's yeah. What is Ireland.

Speaker 4 (02:42:33):
Reported making what he thought was eye contact during his
first alien encounters. He woke up with three years later
with three brain implants, a gaggle of clones to raise.
You know, this is what this guy said. Yeah, yeah,
he said he woke up three years later and he
had brain implants and a gaggle of clones to raise,

(02:42:57):
and a second mortgage for his vacancation cabinet, his vacation
cabin on this planet.

Speaker 3 (02:43:06):
Illo, a gagle of clones and a second mortgage landed
in the same sentence like that was equal priorities to him.
I have a ridiculous amount of children raise and a
second more.

Speaker 8 (02:43:23):
We will do the Brocolt nine nine thing.

Speaker 4 (02:43:25):
We will do it.

Speaker 3 (02:43:27):
You know what, we can't end We can't even have
clost ending this without this.

Speaker 2 (02:43:33):
So there's something there that I sent in at your request.
Oh fuck, whatever you're going to do, you did it,
you did it, you did or whatever you're going to do.

Speaker 3 (02:43:42):
I've got That's what I was going to do, but
I didn't know you're going to do that. You can
do it. Yes, hey you guys put the sound on.

Speaker 11 (02:43:55):
It is.

Speaker 4 (02:43:58):
Thank you guys. This is during the same is a
special thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:44:03):
Gone look at.

Speaker 4 (02:44:06):
Everything is like deleted, So I'll play the sound effect
as soon as it ends.

Speaker 3 (02:44:14):
Faced the mic and then you get mad at the mica.
Mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (02:44:26):
I'm You're lucky.

Speaker 4 (02:44:30):
I don't show recorded that, Aaron. You're lucky.

Speaker 8 (02:44:37):
I don't show you fucking drunk.

Speaker 2 (02:44:40):
You know all right? So I done that under duress.
I wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 4 (02:44:51):
You're lucky, Yes, that would we showed Billy.

Speaker 3 (02:44:58):
You got you gotta include it. Then seven years?

Speaker 4 (02:45:02):
What have you even drink? Why you always drink, Kadie?
Do you not have some other like thing that you enjoy?

Speaker 2 (02:45:08):
Billy?

Speaker 7 (02:45:09):
Oh I do?

Speaker 3 (02:45:10):
I got a box of sleem in here. I got
a box Alpine here.

Speaker 2 (02:45:17):
What do you think people thinking? You Like?

Speaker 4 (02:45:19):
Outside the room, I got a box.

Speaker 2 (02:45:21):
Of Regularly the guys, you can just hear all the
cans knocking around the floor.

Speaker 11 (02:45:28):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:45:29):
It's like.

Speaker 3 (02:45:31):
There is a month of drinking and I haven't taken
any of the cans back because you can take them back.

Speaker 4 (02:45:36):
Here, you guys apartment, they will be like kids everywhere.
I'm like, what do you There was a basement full
of cans. Like literally you would walk down the stairs
and there were me and Billy recorded two specials downstairs
in a basement. It looked like they're holding some sort
of like women there, like there's some sort of like

(02:45:58):
serial killer and there's like as soon as you open
the stairs, there'd be bottles lined up on the half
thirst basement cases and I'm like, what do you guys do?
They're falling downstairs.

Speaker 2 (02:46:11):
To be fair, that's one hundred percent truth.

Speaker 3 (02:46:14):
But to be fair, that was COVID and Alex was
drinking with me. Yeah I know, but yes, we took
that bottle depot back and it was it was five
months of drinking and we took it back to the
bottle deep after five after five months. I'm not fucking kidding.

(02:46:38):
We had three hundred and sixty dollars fucking empties like it.

Speaker 4 (02:46:43):
Was like a massive pile of like and then when
you moved it must have been like you have to
get rid of this ship. We tried to walk downstairs,
you would kick bottles like literally.

Speaker 2 (02:46:57):
I'm not that bad anymore.

Speaker 4 (02:46:59):
I For all the fans out there, you won't get
this on video. If you're aware of the show, Go
listen to our Jack that the rapist cryptid. Uh you know,
go listen to go listen to uh Jack, what's his name?
Jack Jack, the spring heel Jack. Go listen to the

(02:47:22):
episode about spring heel Jack that was done in the
basement of this house and it was.

Speaker 8 (02:47:29):
Just like concrete. We tried to go live on Twitch
during this.

Speaker 4 (02:47:33):
It was terrible and we got full blown wasted while
we're kicking cans down the fucking stairs.

Speaker 3 (02:47:42):
It was good times, none other than it's time.

Speaker 4 (02:47:46):
For Remember that time we got drunk during that Chris's
special that's that used to be on the Patreon cave
Man Steve comes out of Nowhere on the Nobody comments
on x X is this forbidden platform? Don't about anything
other than you hatred.

Speaker 3 (02:48:02):
It's time for.

Speaker 2 (02:48:07):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (02:48:09):
But then.

Speaker 3 (02:48:14):
It's been years and I still love hearing it. Anyways,
I enjoyed this, did you know, Like you know when
someone says to you and they look at you and
they're like, I'll be back rating a jiffy.

Speaker 2 (02:48:28):
You heard that, sting.

Speaker 3 (02:48:30):
That's a that's a unit of measurement, and actually established
unit of measurement. A jiffy is a unit of time.
It's one one hundredth of a second.

Speaker 4 (02:48:46):
Bullshit, It's real.

Speaker 2 (02:48:48):
It's an actual unit of time. It's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (02:48:52):
I always just thought it was a stupid fucking saying
someone said, But like, it's one one hundred of a second.

Speaker 2 (02:49:00):
Kind of neat. I like it.

Speaker 4 (02:49:01):
That's gay, that's that's your fun face. Oh no, what
I kicked Aaron out of the studio by accident.

Speaker 7 (02:49:12):
Who do you mean? Come back?

Speaker 3 (02:49:15):
I'm sorry on my side to saying that was.

Speaker 7 (02:49:20):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:49:21):
You kick them.

Speaker 7 (02:49:23):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:49:25):
Come back, I kicked out studio by Actually that was
not intentional.

Speaker 8 (02:49:31):
Come back.

Speaker 3 (02:49:32):
I can fix it.

Speaker 4 (02:49:33):
Send the link again, I can fix it. Go go
massive chimps, say I didn't mean to do that. Jesus,
I was trying to cut that stupid like, lie, thank you.
I didn't mean to kick you from this tree.

Speaker 2 (02:49:48):
I feel I was back in.

Speaker 3 (02:49:49):
I was video calling, and I was trying to get
it bast like.

Speaker 2 (02:49:51):
I don't know why. I don't know if I by something.

Speaker 3 (02:49:54):
No, you were you were defending me and Tom didn't
like it.

Speaker 2 (02:49:57):
So he kicked you.

Speaker 4 (02:50:00):
I I kicked the light. I didn't want to see
my space anymore, man.

Speaker 2 (02:50:03):
I literally am I typed into the chat. Gpt uh
is a jiffy, A real thing, and supposedly in physics
and computing, jiffy is it refers to the time it
takes for light to travel one centimeter in the vacuum,
which is about thirty three point three five six four
pico seconds.

Speaker 3 (02:50:24):
Kicked me, which is.

Speaker 2 (02:50:30):
Please second roughly yeah. In computing science, of jiffy is
the duration of one tick of a system clock, usually
around one one hundred or one sixtyeighth of a second,
depending on the system used. Tom.

Speaker 4 (02:50:48):
So it's funny.

Speaker 8 (02:50:49):
I can't wait until people here.

Speaker 4 (02:50:52):
What was the episode that we did? Nobody has heard
this yet because it's not I fixed it in the
chiff know, so may people'll come together tube and ship
like the face with.

Speaker 6 (02:51:03):
That.

Speaker 2 (02:51:03):
That's like I never even I thought that was always
just a slang.

Speaker 4 (02:51:06):
I didn't realize that that was you know, people are
a fun time when they hear me and Billy's episode
where he talked about uh animal dicks for a half
an hour. Literally, Billy was like, I have one fun
fact and I was like, no, no, we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:51:24):
Talk the entire half of We're gonna we're gonna dive
into this.

Speaker 8 (02:51:29):
How don't you know what episode that is?

Speaker 4 (02:51:31):
People, it's not released yet, but.

Speaker 3 (02:51:33):
That was only like, yeah, a couple of weeks ago.
That's pretty recently.

Speaker 4 (02:51:36):
I'm building up content, I'm having a baby, my wife
literally has a beach ballers dumbing.

Speaker 11 (02:51:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:51:45):
Anyways, though this has been awesome.

Speaker 4 (02:51:48):
Yeah, I don't want fun, hy Hitler.

Speaker 3 (02:51:54):
We need to come on all of them. It's more
fun with you.

Speaker 2 (02:51:57):
Better than Tom funk Off.

Speaker 4 (02:52:00):
I'm the I control everything.

Speaker 2 (02:52:04):
I'm the controllers him off though he's like Stalin he is.

Speaker 3 (02:52:12):
So we talked ship under our breath and we just go, yes.

Speaker 8 (02:52:15):
Sir, I'm glad you labeled me as Hitler, because I
probably was like.

Speaker 2 (02:52:22):
That's why I didn't. I part he didn't because I
was like if someone called me that, like, no, that's
not so bad.

Speaker 8 (02:52:27):
It's not so bad.

Speaker 4 (02:52:28):
I like Stalin, I was just kidding stall was that
guy definitely has a tiny pean.

Speaker 2 (02:52:37):
Definitely born and then lots of pubes.

Speaker 8 (02:52:42):
I can't find.

Speaker 2 (02:52:45):
What movie is that?

Speaker 7 (02:52:46):
Again?

Speaker 8 (02:52:48):
The interview so good.

Speaker 13 (02:52:50):
In the interview, have you ever felt like a plastic
bag flowing in the wind, like, and that's a real
thing that she said during your song And it's like,
that's weird to me.

Speaker 4 (02:53:05):
That's how you started sounding. Imagine me doing a rapping
and like, have you ever felt like a paper bag?

Speaker 2 (02:53:15):
Well, it's like, I'm out of ideas.

Speaker 8 (02:53:18):
Did you have any more fun facts?

Speaker 3 (02:53:21):
That was a fun one?

Speaker 4 (02:53:22):
No, you bore me.

Speaker 3 (02:53:25):
Oh the best part about the fun fact and my
ideal like standing point was everybody go huh interesting and
then never to.

Speaker 2 (02:53:37):
Have four more.

Speaker 8 (02:53:38):
Minutes, go find me another fun fact it now, do
it now, you little bitch.

Speaker 3 (02:53:48):
Did you know if you have the surname Prentice or
first named Thomas, your dick is significantly smaller than the
rest of the planet.

Speaker 8 (02:53:58):
Well it's a good thing that I can impreg Google.

Speaker 3 (02:54:00):
Says that isn't it actually, isn't that fine?

Speaker 2 (02:54:02):
Says that is that fine? It's on Google. That's fine.

Speaker 4 (02:54:08):
Google is owned by Google.

Speaker 3 (02:54:12):
Is I don't know who you pissed off or who
you shoot?

Speaker 4 (02:54:20):
Someone a jew tar And they're like, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:54:23):
That's a new donn to know something absolutely ridiculous. I
type into AI what's the most bizarre and funny fact
ever in the history of the world?

Speaker 4 (02:54:33):
And I came back and it goes.

Speaker 2 (02:54:34):
In nineteen fifty three, a monkey was legally tried and
convicted for smoking in public in South Bend, Indiana. Yes,
a monkey on trial for smoking. The monkey's name was Jacko,
and he'd become something of a local menace for sneaking
cigarettes some taurists at a fair ground. After repeated complaints
by the public, police actually arrested him, put him before

(02:54:54):
a judge, and find his owners from contributing to the
delinquency of a minor.

Speaker 3 (02:55:00):
Get bet erin my segment, Billy Good.

Speaker 4 (02:55:06):
Bald Ai, they've created all of our merchedsis.

Speaker 3 (02:55:09):
Yeah, apparently a good one, because my my follow up
was the longest concert ever lasted. Take a take a
shot as to how long this concert was.

Speaker 4 (02:55:17):
Twenty three hours.

Speaker 2 (02:55:20):
Aaron, uh, seventy two.

Speaker 3 (02:55:26):
Way longer than both of you. Tell them again, five days?
How long is that? Twenty four or forty eight?

Speaker 2 (02:55:35):
Almost? Almost? Fuck?

Speaker 7 (02:55:39):
Oh fuck?

Speaker 2 (02:55:40):
All right, Aaron, I was gonna say, what seven days,
but I don't know what that isn't hours?

Speaker 3 (02:55:45):
Oh wait, sorry, let me rephrase that. Yeah, no, not
even closed. The seven times twenty four is one hundred
and sixty eight hours. Way longer. Try again, Oh, three weeks.
That's seven days is one hundred and sixty eight hours.
Three weeks is twenty one times twenty four is five
hundred and four. You're slight, you're slightly over, Eric, last

(02:56:08):
weeks slightly over.

Speaker 2 (02:56:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:56:11):
I was going to say two and a half weeks,
but it rise.

Speaker 2 (02:56:14):
Two and a half is.

Speaker 3 (02:56:21):
For twenty It is four hundred and fifty three hours.
A concert went on for it.

Speaker 2 (02:56:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:56:31):
I just quickly googled it because it gave me zero
time to actually fact check anything.

Speaker 2 (02:56:35):
But it came up on Google.

Speaker 8 (02:56:42):
Ninety six hours.

Speaker 2 (02:56:43):
Yeah, your way off.

Speaker 3 (02:56:44):
Four hundred and fifty three. It was probably the swift
trying to prove a point.

Speaker 4 (02:56:49):
Well, as I said a million times, that we need
to continue to do shows like this. I've been asking
for the boys to come together. Aaron's time difference. What
time is it in Ireland right now?

Speaker 2 (02:56:58):
Just for all the fades that listen, it is currently
thirty one minutes past one in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:57:07):
Oh fucking poor guy.

Speaker 2 (02:57:08):
I'm tired. It's like nine to thirty year So looky,
you guys have the whole night in front of you.

Speaker 3 (02:57:14):
No, I'm going to bed.

Speaker 2 (02:57:15):
I gotta get up in the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:57:18):
I'm gonna keep I'm gonna finish my album.

Speaker 2 (02:57:19):
Oh you poor guy, I go to bed. That's fine.
So do I have to teach kids to do in
the morning?

Speaker 3 (02:57:26):
So they'll you around their children? Do they know you
talk to Tom?

Speaker 2 (02:57:34):
Well, this is the thing I get. I do get
vetted and stuff by the police. Well, I try to
keep all this quiet.

Speaker 3 (02:57:40):
Yeah, you gotta keep it quiet. Soon as they find
out Tom's name, You're like, you can't be around children anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:57:44):
Just the next time I get vetted, they'll yeah, they'll
have screenshots on me like this.

Speaker 4 (02:57:53):
Man, and they have videos of me being like, do
you want to talk about the word racism?

Speaker 7 (02:58:01):
So fun?

Speaker 4 (02:58:01):
I went viral for talking about that word. So whatever,
I could doing it as well. Hey, did you hear
about the show called Strange Blue Podcast? I know, I
sound like a full bowl and breaks it.

Speaker 2 (02:58:12):
Never heard it?

Speaker 3 (02:58:15):
What's it about?

Speaker 7 (02:58:16):
Tom?

Speaker 4 (02:58:17):
I enjoyed this we win for three hours. I can't
believed in the show for seven years. Literally, I went through.

Speaker 2 (02:58:24):
All my drinks. Technically speaking, you should have went for
seven hours. That wouldn't not have made sense.

Speaker 7 (02:58:29):
I would get that.

Speaker 4 (02:58:30):
Yeah, really would never be able.

Speaker 7 (02:58:32):
I could.

Speaker 4 (02:58:32):
I could probably if I could peet periodically, I could
probably do that. Like me and Aaron have talked about
doing watch alongs about certain movies.

Speaker 3 (02:58:42):
Yeah, Tom can't drink if he does that.

Speaker 2 (02:58:43):
Well, you know what I want to do.

Speaker 4 (02:58:45):
I would love to do like an all day Star
Wars marathon. I know we get flagged on like YouTube,
but we could do it on like Patreon and actually
Rumbo will probably kind of get us away with it.
But I just spend the whole day watching Star Wars.
You know, I don't like not for like any sort
of show running. But one time I did watch all
the leprechn movies back to back.

Speaker 8 (02:59:05):
How the fuck did you do that?

Speaker 2 (02:59:07):
Now? I will say about I was delirious by the end.
Of it.

Speaker 4 (02:59:12):
Didn't you guys hear anything there? You didn't record it?
Six six seven at the time?

Speaker 2 (02:59:19):
Second right or in space is for right? And then yeah,
but no that there's in the Hood?

Speaker 4 (02:59:29):
Yes to the hook.

Speaker 2 (02:59:30):
Yeah, so it would have been six yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:59:31):
At the time because now there's more.

Speaker 4 (02:59:33):
Yeah, did you get with a budy? Now?

Speaker 7 (02:59:37):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (02:59:38):
Wait when did you do that years ago?

Speaker 7 (02:59:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:59:41):
It was.

Speaker 2 (02:59:41):
It was before those last two, so it would have
been six movies and total.

Speaker 3 (02:59:46):
Yeah, watch the last one came out in twenty fourteen,
probably watched.

Speaker 4 (02:59:51):
Definitely go check out me and Aaron if you guys
especially uh subscribe. I can't say that well, fucking definitely inebriated.
Meet those crazy things about rumble. We have to watch
alongs of us doing do we do back to the hood?
And uh, in the Hood always did in space, it's
all patri rubble problem.

Speaker 2 (03:00:13):
Space always makes me. It's like some sort of fever dream.

Speaker 3 (03:00:15):
I'm like, what with just a six that's nine hours.
It's literally nine hours of sitting there watching a movie.

Speaker 2 (03:00:24):
I was actually miserable, to be honest with it sounded
like a gradity at the time. I was like, this
is not just been really funny.

Speaker 3 (03:00:30):
Not including like breaks and pissed breaks or you pose it.
You're probably watching for like ten and a half eleven hours.

Speaker 2 (03:00:36):
Yeah, sitting there with the cartons drawn all day, just
being like, oh.

Speaker 4 (03:00:42):
That's an Irish manager and whiskey. You're like, oh, why
did I do this?

Speaker 2 (03:00:47):
Yeah, And then it's like over, but it's still only
like seven pm, and you're.

Speaker 4 (03:00:50):
Like, to be honest, Aaron, if all three of us
were in the same room watching lip Precoud all day,
I feel like we wouldn't even be watching it the
whole time.

Speaker 8 (03:01:00):
We would be like laughing at the stupidity of all
of us.

Speaker 3 (03:01:03):
We've been making bad decisions.

Speaker 4 (03:01:05):
Sure, all right, Well, I really enjoyed doing this. This
is while that we were able to do this live stream.
I've always wanted to do this. It's a celebration and
I actually didn't mention this. The whole idea was to
do with like a celebration of three hundred episodes, because
we're getting to that tail end on the actual app

(03:01:27):
that we released the episodes two, but it's more like
four hundred episodes, if not more.

Speaker 11 (03:01:32):
So.

Speaker 4 (03:01:32):
My idea is like, ah, seven years because we've been
doing this in twenty eighteen, which is wild. Get prepared, everybody,
because we're bent to head towards a multiculturalist Jewe world order.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. Just everybody knows.
Get prepared. It's gonna be a ton of fun. Okay
the time, give me another fun factory piece.

Speaker 3 (03:02:00):
This guy's off his fucking rocker.

Speaker 4 (03:02:02):
Give me one with five fact right now, off the
top of your head.

Speaker 8 (03:02:06):
What fact you have?

Speaker 3 (03:02:08):
Did you know that if ladybugs were not to exist,
Tom's penis wouldn't be a thing.

Speaker 2 (03:02:17):
For a second, they're right, I got ready invested for
a second. Just wait, he actually has a fact. You know.

Speaker 8 (03:02:27):
I want to see Billy impregnant anybody.

Speaker 3 (03:02:30):
I'll know your mom.

Speaker 8 (03:02:31):
Your mom doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (03:02:33):
Your mom doesn't.

Speaker 3 (03:02:35):
I can impregnate you if I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (03:02:40):
Anyways, carry on the Patreon and you get to see
it only fans.

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