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Welcome everybody back to Strange Brew Podcast. I'm your host,
Tom kat Ak, Tom Thompson, and we are live for
our Fatal Attractions Amusement Parks from Hell episode and welcome
back the Man, the Myth, the horror Boy from Horny Town.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I thought I was going to get the mandamit the legend?
It's really fitting actually that we're coming back. People probably
won't know this, but that we're coming back with the
show with an episode about Team Park attractions and stuff,
considering I just came back from our Orlando, Florida, which
is obviously I would say, the team park capital of

(04:05):
the world.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
So everybody that watches this when people start coming, let
us know what our mics sound like. Let us know
if some reason where we're going live our MIC's sound off,
or I can try to change it, but yeah, let's not.
Let's know. So how is your time in uh? America?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
So I think I'm assuming I've said this before, but
I will say it again. I am one of the
few people out there because I feel like everyone has
the opposite opinion where I love the States, so I
love America. You know, it's crazy and I get there
it has a lot of problems and whatever and all

(04:50):
that shit, But I'm just talking about for like me
taking a vacation and like me getting to go to
Orlando or something like that. I just find it fun.
Maybe it's because I don't live there. Maybe it's because
I don't have to deal with a lot of bullshit
that a lot of people do. But I really like it.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's crazy that I live right next door and have
never been to the States. My brother used to go
for like hockey tournaments and stuff like that, and Michigan stuff,
but I just never went.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
No, no desire or hate the country.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, no, I would like to go. You know, a
lot of our listeners come from about like probably sixty
to seventy percent of our listeners are from America. Right,
I would miracle. I would like to definitely go. So
I checked. So I checked the label, and you don't
need to refrigerate pepper after Oprey? Man, are you like,

(05:37):
did I say that on the show? That's fucking weird? Oh,
because I told Billy the other day I was high
and I put I put the pepper in the fridge.
I found in the fridge. Lads like, why is this
in the fridge, mister Cotton, let us know how our
MIC's sound throughout this, because usually I'm louder than Aaron

(05:57):
and and people are complaining or Aaron's louder. Was going
on we're going live. Hopefully I remember to edit this
is out of the audio when it comes out. But yeah,
let us know. And yeah, Aaron, I put pepper in
the fridge their day. I would like to go. I
would like to go to America. Like, there's plenty of
places I'd want to go. Maybe not like Detroit, it

(06:18):
or Michigan or you know, like Atlanta or Georgia. I
want to go to the other places. It's just kidding,
but it's just there's there. I would go around and
I would take a road trip like Brett's been down
there and stuff like that, for like festivals and everything.
It's just it just hasn't it hasn't come to pass.

(06:41):
You know. I was I went to Cuba when I
was younger, and that was and you know, been around
Canada a little bit west. I would like to go
out east.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Uh. Some people offended by this, but like you know,
where I come from, I would consider well I always
at least did that, like Canada like the better version
of the United States. There's what a lot of people
used to tell me, it's not as wild or whatever.
But like, and I know people will get offended bout
me saying this, but as somebody who loves the States

(07:12):
and who's been to Canada also, I also love Canada,
and I kind of put them in the same thing,
like in my mind in the sense of like, no,
I don't mean that as in like a country wise
or beliefs or anything like that. I mean in the
sense of, like, you guys have a lot of cultures. Yeah,
and like a lot of stuff that we don't have here,

(07:33):
you know, like with like parks and like even like
celebrating seasons like Halloween and Christmas and different things like that.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Holiday.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, I say, there's a there's a meme going around
over here at a minute, and it's like, oh, I
want to cheer yourself up or something this common Irish
Christmas or something. You get to listen to Indian Indian
Christmas songs and it's like he's like Christmas, like it
just like driving down the straight. It's going everywhere over here. Now.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
It's just it like I always say this because it
always gets get it's get It gets brought up on
the show a lot, and I understand that, Uh it's
just because I live in it and everyone seems to
be living in it now, and it is like, realistically can't,
like we can't. It was had its own culture. It's
been a race to some extent, but had its own culture,
its own identity, especially within the last you know, fifty years,

(08:29):
forty years when we established our identity, and then as
soon as we did that, they're like letting open the
floodgates and then I have to celebrate this guy's culture
from over here. I saw everybody. I celebrate everybody's culture
in spite of my own, even though they have entire subcontinents. See,
that's my whole argument. It's like there's a whole place
where if I really want to see what Indian cultures
like or Japanese culture, I'll go there. Right. It's so like,

(08:53):
so that's my beef with it. But this is not
about that. We're getting into the Halloween season, uh, you know,
and Canada and America were very similar, I would say
in other than specific things, but culture wise in the
way we do things, especially those closer to the border,
and how we think it was around. It was kind

(09:13):
of the same, like there was you know in the nineties,
early two thousands. It's you know, you could walk across
the border and meet someone that sounds Canadian, right, Like
it's because we share this identity. That's why I joked
with Jewels on the one episode about the race war.
I was like, I'm like kidding. I was like, I
hate like that Americans and Canadians beef because we're from
the same stock of people. Some people were like, fuck

(09:34):
the Crown and some people were like, oh yeah, I
love the Crown.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
So it's like they won one independence and one was
loyal to the British And at the end of the day,
we kind of come from the same stock of people
and that's why we are so similar. I'd like to go,
did you have a fun time? I got you in
the moo for Halloween?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Though, eh, yeah, But see this, this is what I'm
on about when I was saying about like you guys
having a similar like culture to a degree, even like that,
like we don't get stuff like that pumpkinale. Yeah, we
don't get like teamed drinks. We don't get like not
that I would even be able to do most of
the stuff. But like, you know, even when I was away,
I see things and they're like all these different bars,

(10:14):
all these different places have like them things you go
to the mall, they have like decorations up just randomly
in them all themselves, or like you know, little outdoor
areas that have like Halloween e stuff where you can
see things up about like trivia nights. I'm not saying
that I would get to do all that stuff, but
here the decision has already made for you because we

(10:35):
don't have any team attractions, We don't have any like
real big celebrations or anything like that. So when like,
it's funny because you know, a lot of people think
that Halloween originated in Ireland, and then when you get
here it's like, we don't celebrate it at all.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, it doesn't seem like you're celebrating much.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Though, right Yeah, it's quite miserable. Oh no, there's a
lot we're celebrating right now, but it's stuff that I
don't want to talk about because I killing somebody.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Okay, you both sound great, So maybe it is the
issue of like I had to turn you up a bit. Okay,
so maybe we figure that this will be fun and
considering you're in the mood because of where you just were, Like,
that's something we've talked about that I would love to do.
Like I've been to like I've been to Wonderland and
there haunted attractions like three times. I think it was decent,

(11:25):
but compared to like the small town ones that I've
been to where you walk through like a haunted house
or something like that at like a high school, which
is still fun. Like there's one we went to and
it used to be it was like a Halloween town.
It's not as good now because everything's diluted, but you
would go to this town and there would be like
this massive, huge thing of pumpkins that the school would
make make right where it's all these jack landers on

(11:47):
this massive like triangle. And then I feel like they
were better when I was a kid. I don't know
if I just didn't notice how the shitty the kids
were carving the pumpkins, but they were pretty bad. And
when last time we went, but they had like a
hot house through the school, and you know, it's kind
of known for kind of a town being Halloween, and

(12:08):
when I grew up, it was way better. And then
it kind of went downhill. But we went when I
was we were like maybe early twenties, and uh, we
went through like a hont of house And I like
that because you're kind of like you're not around tons
of people even go like Screamers or some of these
places on Niagara Falls, like on Clifton Hill, which is
I've changed a lot. I don't even know if I
want to go there again, but uh, because I guess

(12:29):
they're housing a bunch of immigrants in the hotels, so
it's just taken over by people that are not.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Gonna be Really is that Niagara Falls is to have the tourists.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
We just get to house all these immigrants for free.
But like when you go through Screamers or like the
Frankenstein one, everyone knows that where it's like, you know,
by the Burger crane where he's eating the fucking big
ass burgers Frankenstein. Uh, those ones are kind of like
you only go with a couple of people, right, it's
like go go go, and then they stop, go go go.
So people have a break where you're like you're kind

(13:00):
of more vulnerable and there's only so many people. But
I do find when I went to the Halloween Haunts
a couple of times, some years worse than others, where
you're like crushed in with people and you're like, yeah,
this is really scary.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah. So Halloween Haller Knights this year was probably the
busiest I've ever seen it in the twelve years that
I've went.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's up, Katie.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
It was fucking wild, Like I mean, it was just
so we didn't get the exp so just a little
bit of context of like how the world has changed
in every way in like entertainment ways. So I started
going to Halloween harh Knights in twenty thirteen, right, and

(13:42):
it was a ticket called the Rush of Fear Pass right,
So that was basically every night of the event for
the first three weeks. So I would always time my
my trip to coincide with that, like to try and
get the most out of the ticket price. Yeah, so
every night, including Saturday nights. So that was usually maybe

(14:05):
a Wednesday, if not Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Right, So
I used to go for two weeks. I could potentially
get eight nights where I could go. The ticket was
one hundred and seventy nine ninety nine for twenty one
nights with express pass right. That same ticket this year
was six hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, it's crazy. The amount of how expensive everything is
blows my mind. I feel like they're just trying to
everyone's trying to take as much wealth as they can
before everything collapses, especially the politicians.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
It's like, wait, use filipido.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I know they know what it will Yeah, if they
get their gold and their underground bunkers though, yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
And like someone I mentioned, it's funny. Actually one of
the houses was Fallout. I don't know if you're familiar
with the Fallout games or the TV show Pit Boy
and Get Trapped in Out. I was actually like really like,
I wasn't excited about doing a haunted house based on that,
and it was actually one that scared me more than
the rest. Funny enough, but I wonder what we end
up going back to that we're like trading bottle Captain Git.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
From what I heard, the RCMP here in Canada literally
claimed that by twenty forty there's a great chance that
Canadians will be hunting for food. They're like, that's their reports,
and they've.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Also that's a cool tourism promotion, I.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Know, and they also promoted in twenty twenty four, they
didn't essentially an investigation and they found that people the
youth especially, but people will probably riot once they figure out,
like they'll be civil unrest once they figure out how
broke they are.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Here's a quick question before. I don't want to go
on for the complete tangents because I know we need
to touch what we're talking about. We've been talking obviously
behind the scenes that I mentioned about moving to Canada.
Potential for me to move there logistically, right, we're like
I would probably have to move somewhere like Toronto or something, right.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
That'd be very expensive.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yeah, because that's the thing, because like I feel like
from over here, anytime I've looked into like doing it,
they always kind of promote, all move to somewhere like
Toronto first and then you get your footing and then
you go from.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
There in the fucking mass chaos of multiculturalism. Because that
sound like what, it's so expensive, don't don't ever move
to Toronto or any inner city. They will become barbarian zones.
So don't do that. So, like, you know, someone mentioned
the chat like lived in Maine for a decade and
went to the Haunted Cormes a couple times and it

(16:36):
was pretty bad as see, and there's one, there's one
not far from us. I would go again, and this
is like I want to get into the episode, but
this is just like memories, and I'm like, how often
we gonna talk about these amusement parks and stuff like that,
and like little like haunts that you can go to.
And there is one and they would do like a corn
hay ride or whatever and it was just local, right
and you get chased by like a guy with a chainsaw.

(17:00):
It was really well done. Even the one they did
like kids crashing from a drunk driving and the car
was like going on fire and they're like, don't drink
and drive, and like it was like pretty uh, pretty good.
Like they some of the stuff they did, and I
always wanted to be a scarer, Like there was actually opportunity.
There's a fair this weekend in the town I live in,
and they were asking about someone to help and volunteer

(17:23):
with the haunt when they they've never done with this
and some sort of attraction Halloween attraction, they haven't done
this before, and I was like, oh, I'd like to
do that, you know, just I have a baby. It's
just like so much hard to like, so hard to
get out. But I'm ready for this episode, you know,
I'm all stoked up. I smoked at I smoked a

(17:44):
joint and then and then I have my pumpkin aale,
which is it was fun. But some of those, like
those small town ones were fun. I remember the one time,
like this is like so many memories. The one time,
same one, but I'm a teenager because we go he
used to go all the time. It was in the city.

(18:06):
We were next to the smaller city, and we would
go to this one. It was on this farm and
all the teenagers going there, right, you can hip chicks
and stuff like that. And the one time, this guy
that I end up knowing later on and actually became
quite good friends with him, didn't he For some reason,
my buddy called this chick that we like, we used
to hang around with or knew of, and he called

(18:27):
or something, and this guy freaked out and we were
and he was drunk and we were watching him from
across the street. Bashed his head against the wall and
my buddy's like, I gotta leave. I don't want to
fight this cycle back. And then but there was a
lot of fun memories going to places like that. I
remember me and my buddy at Lawrence called him ell dog.
You know we would uh we would just we just

(18:48):
bought weed. People out of weed, right, so we're like, oh, fuck,
give me some weed. And this is like when I
was so young, like maybe fifteen, uh, and they just
we bought like a P five or whatever. It's like
a noug five bucks. And then we took a popcare
were like, what are we gonna smoke? And I took
a popcin and I was just talking about that working
out unhealthy. This all the stuff is crushed, the popcin
in poked holes in it with god knows why, the

(19:11):
girl's ear ring or some shit. And then instead of
like we didn't cut it up or anything, we just
placed the nug directly on top of the can and
then just like we're hauling on the nug And then
all I remember is, uh, I feel like there was
some other funny stuff that probably happened, but I was
blitzed and in one of the haunted houses, like they're
pretty decent, but they're like, you know, low end. There's

(19:32):
nothing like going to our land or anything. But there
was one room where it was all just tinfoil and
like a strobe light, and me and my buddy just
sat in the dle off the haunt thing and people
were just walking around us and we're like, whoa, this
is fucking trippy, bro. And there's like people walking by
and we're like, look at all this shit, and it
was like it was so funny. I started for like
twenty minutes we were sitting there in they didn't fall room.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Sometimes those things don't have more heart, Like I work
for a kind of a lower end haunt here. It's
in a wildlife park. The wildlife park is quite popular
and only like three or four years ago. I will
it all very well. I see them they posted something
about doing a Halloween intraction. Obviously I love horror. I

(20:18):
love Halloween. I love haunt attraction. So instantly I was like,
oh cool something in the area. I was like, that's unique.
I messaged them to see, like can I come and
like have a look or maybe like doing an interview
like the owner or something. They tell me to come
out to the park. I come out right and I
meet the owner and like the zoo manager or whatever,
and we sit down for a coffee and they basically

(20:40):
tell me, oh, by the way, we have no fucking
idea what we're doing. We just announced we wanted to
do it like a scare thing. We have no idea
how to do it. We don't know anybody that knows
anything about it. We don't even know anybody who's been
to one. I'm like okay, And then all of a sudden,
like over the last like three or four years, I've
basically become like the guy. Yeah, but like it literally

(21:05):
turned from that conversation into hey, can you just run it?
Can you figure out how to do it? And like, dude,
like I thought I knew stuff about this kind of
thing until they actually like go to logistically do it,
and it's like whoa, this shit's way harder. And so
when like you rag on somebody's attempt at doing something,
and then when you actually look at like what goes
into it, it's like wow. The amount of money, Like

(21:27):
we've we've spent like five figures yeah, like every year,
which is a fucking and I don't mean the low
end either. I'm talking like from from fifty upwards, which
is crazy, which is fucking slam amount of money. It's
just like whoa, and like even still like yeah, and
like even still like I would say, like this year

(21:49):
is the first year that we've upgraded to things like
shipping containers and like actual.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Propert like like traffic children in or something.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Not the ones. When they're done
doing that, they sell them to us for.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, of course, right, you know, less than one ship
and containers get checked in Canada. What the fuck is
coming in the ship and containers?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Sometimes those smaller ones thought have the most heart. I
will say, actually, before we get into the actual meat
of the episode, I do some other events while it
was there. Hello, screaming sea World, which is really good.
I've always enjoyed that. It's quieter. The part is not
as like howl, oh scream.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Do you got a Sea World? You said, Yeah, they
haven't shut that ship down yet.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
No, that's still going man, And they have some of
the best. The best roller coaster I've ever been on
is in Sea World, which called Mako. It's the scariest
motherfucking It's Isn't. Isn't Mako a type of shark scariest
roller coaster I have ever been on it. I've done
it probably five times that night, and even on the

(22:54):
fifth time, I was still like, holy fucking about to die?
Why did I get back on the ship forever? Man?
And then we had this really good idea that we
were going to take one hundred dollars Uber each way
from Orlando to Tampa. I didn't realize that Tampa was
like an hour and twenty minutes away, so I was like, ah,
it's like not and it's whatever. And then we get
on the road and obviously when you're sitting with like

(23:16):
some weird ass Uber driver, it can get real weird.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
What color was he?

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Not mine? The guy coming back with super co he
was kind kind of the guy coming back was it
was a black dude, actually was. I can't remember his
name now, but he told me a lot of stories.
Really nice guy. Actually pretty much saved our ass because
I booked an uber ahead of time and little did

(23:46):
I know in built up areas like that, when people
look at the book and so Uber take your money,
but they don't actually have a driver to bring it.
What they do then is, thirty minutes before your trip,
they start offering the trip to drivers. The drivers look
at that and realize, wait, it's one am. I'm not
driving ninety minutes to Orlando for the charge like say

(24:06):
one hundred and twenty dollars for the uber. He was like,
the driver gets like maybe thirty forty dollars. He was like, going,
I have to pay for gas out of that. He
was like, that's garbage, and I've got to drive ninety
minutes back. He was like, nobody's going to take that.
So he said, when you come here again or anywhere
like that, don't do it that way because they just
take the line, share the money, and then you're not
guaranteed to get home. He was like, if I hadn't

(24:27):
picked this shit up, he was like, you're just gonna
be left here. I was like, okay. So we go
to two Bush Gardens in Tampa, right. So the rives
were really good, right, And I've always heard good things
about about Busch Gardens, and I've always heard really good

(24:48):
things about Have We Died, And I've always heard really
good things about like their Halloween event, which was very good.
The Halloween event was probably some of the best houses
I'd done on the trip, to be honest. There's one
I haven't done yet but I would like to do.

(25:08):
I would like to do six lags, right, best.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I've done wonderline. That's about it.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
But yeah, so the like the Halloween Haunt stuff was amazing.
Their actors were amazing. The costumes, like what they've done
with their money was really good. The roller coasters were incredible.
But dude, dude, ghetto, ghetto, Oh my god. There was

(25:37):
random workers. Like there was two black chicks that were
just like selling hot dogs or something and the garlic
was with They just walked up randomly and just screamed
in her face to try and scare her. And like
some dude was like, you know what the worst part
about that is. He was like they're just like regular,
like vendor workers. He was like this bless is wild
and I was like, yeah, we're not from here, and
he was like yeah, man, he was like you don't

(25:58):
know what you got yourself into because this place is
like the wild West at night. I was like, what
do you mean and he was like, oh, all the workers,
like there's like no management, so they just leave all
the workers. And like we were getting on coasters and
you had like you know, like two young black kids,
like some young white guy that looks like he stoned
out of his mind, and like some other dude and
I'm like, you're you're looking after everyone's safety here, Like

(26:20):
no one's checking the restraints. Everybody's just like whatever, you
just get on. I don't care. And this is how
people die. This is how people die. This is crazy. Now.
I will say it kind of heightened the like anxiety, Christ,
this is gonna be scary. But the overall experience was
like I was so drained when we left. We were

(26:41):
on it there for like four or five hours, but dude,
I felt like I had spent days there. It was
just everything was just mayhem, Like there was no direction.
It seemed like nobody was in charge. Yeah, it was
that kind of thing, like even when you went up
to people like I bought a T shirt, like and
the chick looked like she had like no interest in
like she's like talking about other ship and she's like, oh,

(27:04):
you got a girlfriend, and I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I just injected my ass, you see.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
My I'm just buying a pumpkin tea shirt, bitch. I
don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
My ass is like a pumpkin you want to feel.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
But it was it was literally like that dude, Like
even the chick we bought, like the VIP passes because
they were only like an extra like twenty years hardy
to get like the front of the line, and like
when we went to pick them up that evening, we
get there like five or six, there is like some
toothless goblin sitting behind the counter and she's like like
this one, Like what the fuck is this part of

(27:40):
the show. Is this like one day at Harland or
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
That's fuck dude, So we should we should get in
the episode. I was gonna say it's silarious because like
Strange Brew where it's a half an hour, we haven't
even touched upon the episode. So the guests in the mood,
I wanted to play people a couple of videos.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
So there's one of those in or Land though in
a place called icon Park up there. Yeah, it's a
place called icon Park. It has the Orlando Eye and
things like that. I don't know if you have this
on your notes whatever to cover, but there's the thing
called like the Orlando Slingshot or free fall or something
where the kid died like two years ago. We can

(28:19):
talk about that briefly, but they have that exact right.
It's like a swing thing and brings you up to
the top and they're on chains and then it like spins,
so like the swing goes out and like goes around.
And that was the only thing in the entire place
that I would not get on. I was like, I'm good, no,
because people get stuck.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Even though that one that I showed in the intro
video for all the people that on audio and listen
to that ridiculous song, there was one of those ones
that like.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Kind of it's like the ship and it got stuck
like that the.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Pirate ship, but now they do it where it's like
you're all strapped into a circle and they get stuck
upside down. You know, you could die from that, right.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
I literally was. So I had like my NCT, which
is like our yearly check for like your car or
whatever you have to pass like a road safety think yeah,
And on the way back, I was like, oh, let
me put on something about that, and I found some
random like YouTube like team park Iceberg thing, and that
was one of the first ones that came up. Those
people were stuck on that for like forty five minutes.

(29:17):
Upside down.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Dude, you could die, man.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Literally, I was just thinking. I was like I would
have played that up so bad, dude, I would have
got off them. I'm like, who am I? What's going on?
Millions dollars in compensation? Please?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
All right, let's let's let's do it, everybody, Let's do it.
Step right up, fous rails, chails, and maybe a few spells.
Ride the coasters of chaos, Brave the haunted Midway, where
the fun is real and the dangers much real. Beyond ever,
smile as a scream, beyond every jingle of warning. This

(29:49):
isn't fantasy. It's a great yacht of good times. Welcome
one and all to the fatal attractions amusement parks from hell,
where every ride has a body count.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yes, that's a nice song.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I like that. I got some other ones, so, uh,
let's there. There is something unnerving artificial about amusement parks.
They don't grow. They are constructed, smiles, wielded to steal,
felted to steel. So stupid.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Laughter, pipe through speakers, joy measured in ticket steps. Everything
about them seems kind of choreographs, as if you're walking
through a dream somebody else built and forgot to wake up.
The air smells like sugar and oil and old carnies
smelling like cigarettes. The colors are so bright they start

(30:51):
to rot your vision. People call it fun, but fun
doesn't usually have this much machinery humming underneath it. The
eye ever flashing light jingle. It hides a darker current, lawsuits,
accident whispers, accidents, whispers of cover ups, and this cleering
sense that the magic might be running on something other

(31:13):
than electricity. Tonight, we're not buying the illusion. We're left
in the gate to see what's really spinning in the dark.
Welcome to the Devil's Midway, where the lights never go out,
but plenty of lives do. Welcome back to the show, everybody,
half an hour.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Fat, just like to break the Ford wall a bit,
Like I'll always message Tom when we're talking about doing
like episodes, and it's like it's always some of these
nights it's later for me and I have work, like
especially this time a year with the hound and stuff,
like first thing in the morning, and like I have
to drive like forty minutes to get there as well,
so I'm always conscious of that and I'm like, dude, right, yes,

(31:58):
that's like it's it's like a good sharp like hour.
And then like we always start like and it's usually me.
It's usually my fault. We always start like thirty minutes late.
Then I talked for forty five minutes. Then we do
the episodes, and I've always been like one am by
the time I go to bed.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
I know, it's just crazy. We're gonna try. I was like,
there's no way. I told the wife I'd be done
by seven, so that works out. But it is, uh,
it is just funny because this is what kind of
the show is we're in. It's like me and Aaron
really haven't talked face to face since he's left to America,
and to go on all the fun hot rides and
go through the amusing parks. I saw a lot of

(32:34):
videos he was posting and stuff, and I was jealous,
and we're always like we need to do this together.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
And I'm still banking on and I was serious about
that about like next year coming to Canada and living
here right well, that that's the long term goal. But
even to just like break the seal first, I mean
it doesn't even have to be I know you were
talking about like the house and stuff like that and
haven't ready. But even if I just have to going,
I don't rent the hotel room or whatever her, but like,

(33:00):
I feel like it needs to be just done. We
need to just like.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
I'm ripping out of the carpet, bro, We're we're setting
up the other side so I have more room in
my house. So it's getting done. It just it smells
like death and decay over there. I'm not going to
get into details why, but it does. Someone did die, yes, yeah,
so uh yeah this will be If I thought this
would be perfect for you, Billy was busy as trying

(33:25):
to get him on. But see that then now it's quiet.
I watch this guy leaves to another universe.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh actually there was a thing like this right in
Bush Gardens in Tampa, but it was like that exact mechanism,
except all the seats were like all side by side
like this. Yeah, but dude, this thing I swear to God, right.
I actually the guard I was with, I was actually
holding her hand, which is something like I don't do
one right because I'm like, I love this ship. But

(33:54):
I was genuine and the going just the whole none.
I was like, I might die, sir, But I was.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Crazy night watch you literally, lady, cry, are you allowed
laugh about.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
This?

Speaker 6 (34:20):
Is?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's I was watching this hot that it was. I man.
All I do and Chelsea always laughs at me is
when we've been on roller coasters together, I just go fo.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Saying the whole yeah, that's that's like the most I'll do.
If it's like bad, I'm like, that's what you get.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I can't I've never passed out or freaked out, but
I puke my stuff. I can't handle that ship. That's funny.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
I feel like there was definitely this trip there was
something that cut me feeling like, oh I get the
whole pass out kind of thing. Oh yeah, there's a
right called pipeline I think in Sea World, and it's
like it looks like a giant starboard and you you're
standing up while you're on the roller coaster, You're like,
you have a harness. There's one, And like, I think

(35:39):
that was the first time I've ever felt a bit
like I started to feel slightly lightheaded when it started
to go upside down. I was like, huh now I
can kind of see how people just go like whoa.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
And that's crazy because imagine like broke off your arm
or some ship.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Like it's think when I see people go on conscious
and I'm like, surely God that's not like good you
when your head there's like smashing around. Your limbs are
like flying everywhere.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I know. So Action Park, We're gonna actually dive deep
dive into this whole this whole park. At some point,
I have it written. It's ready to go. I was
debating we'll probably do a Patreon episode, so please support
the Patreon. I've been lacking and posting content, but there's
still more. There's a lot of stuff already on there,
but I do have more to add. I just haven't

(36:24):
had the time to upload videos and early releases and
some older stuff that can be put on there that
no one has access to. So support the Patreon. But
New Jersey nineteen eighties Raaganomics Hairspray personal injury lawyers on retainer.
Action Park, nicknamed Class Action Park, became a case study
in what happens when chaos meets capitalism. The owner believed

(36:46):
that stay through regulations regulations were optional, and his guest
proved gravity wasn't. So you've clearly heard about Class Action Park.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Right, dude. That documentary is like my favorite it for
I've watched it about five times.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
That's pretty good. It's a pretty wild place man, and
even Johnny Knox will move his movie that he did
the stunts on. It's pretty good. I enjoyed that, so
obviously we have. The Cannonball Loop was closed a closed
tube slide ending in vertical vertical circle, so tight that
physics gave up halfway through. Test tummies came out missing glimbs,

(37:25):
people came out missing patience and skin. When customers got
mid loop, they would get stuck mid loop, like while
they're going on the slide, employers employees had to crawl
in through a hatch to achieve them out, like laundry.
I remember that too. I think it was this one,

(37:46):
which is crazy because people would get stuck and then
you'd have to be like get them out, like open
a little hatch and be like come here, Jimmy. You know, crazy,
which is.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Again though like I don't know. Part of me is
like I can see the appeal, like if you're into
theme parks and stuff like I am, in a way,
I can kind of see the appeal of like scary danger.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah I can, uh, I'll get we'll get to it.
But the Alpine Slide turned mountain concrete into road rash
factory riders on plastic sled skid over, exposed bolts and gravel.
Lifeguard called it the human cheese grater. Yeah, that's like crazy,
and I've seen road rash and like getting torn up

(38:35):
and it's not fun and it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
You'll have in your notes. Do you have anything about
a water slide? Not for this part, necessarily just in
another park water slide accident.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Maybe I can't remember. Maybe maybe not.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Maybe maybe I was gonna jump into it because it
just reminded me of that.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Jump into it.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
So it was Yeah, so there's another place. Let me
see if I can pull this up really quickly. So
it's in Kansas City. Yeah, let me just just to
give everyone who's watching a little bit of context as

(39:23):
to what we're actually talking about.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
As you do that, let me finish up Class Action Park.
So then there's the wave pool affectionately affectionately named the
Grave Pool, twelve foot waves, hundreds of swimmers and teenage
lifeguards armed with hangovers and whistles. Drownings became so common
that a save a life, get a lunch break wasn't

(39:49):
a joke, it was a schedule. Action Park didn't close
because of tragedy. It closed because the math because the
math stopped it working, the lawsuits finally weighed out. Oh
the tickets sale, Yeah, somehow people still miss it proved
that and you know, being nostalgic will last forever. But
it's interesting, right because like I will say this, I

(40:12):
don't where it was a water park. I'm going that
my dad would took us too, and uh, I almost
drowned in a wave pool and it was fucking scary.
And I was like a fat, fucking eleven year old kid.
I was. I was a chunky kid and then lost
weight in the game weight a lot. That's what that
was My life has been. I was really skinny at

(40:34):
one point when I was on drugs, but like, uh,
you know, it's like I remember like like freaking out.
I got went too far and I was like maybe
I feel like I'm maybe like ten or eleven, and
I was like I went to out too far. And
I was a pretty good swimmer. I went to like
I was almost a lifeguard. Billy would joke with me,
it's like how you almost become a lifeguard. I just

(40:54):
didn't finish the level twelve or whatever. But I was
pretty good swimming. But it stuck somehow between people and stuff,
and then I just felt like I was drowning. And
luckily some some teenage boy looking like like what's that
guy from Save by the Bell Mario that's like Latino
look like him, and he just like fucking brought me

(41:16):
out of the water and I was like I was fine,
and I was like literally choking on the water and stuff,
and like Davar saw Gus dying, wave pools are no joke,
if like, and this is one where they would let
it get out.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Of control, like water a joke as well.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I know. Yeah, one time I just me and Chelsea
has walked around and just hold her by her ass
and I would just walk around the wavepool at Wonderland.
And it's like we're thinking about that recently. We're like
so weird because like we're one of those people that
were like, you know, how you go to like a
wavepool like a theme park and there's this people macing
in the water and stuff. That's essentially what we were doing.

(41:52):
I mean, it's fucking weird, though, I get it.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
I get it. Carry on, Yeah, okay, so I have
the screen shared there for people if you want to
bring it up. So I think it's pronounced schliter Bond.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Sure, that's definitely was named by some Germans.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Yeah, I would imagine. So, so this is what it
kind of looks like, just to give people a little
bit of context. That's a weird looking, a little bit
weird that it's out in the middle of kind of
nowhere in a way in Kansas seems a little bit odd.
But it was in a lot of controversy for a while. So, uh,

(42:40):
water park in Kansas City. It was announced twousand and
five up in two thousand and nine, a three hundred
and seventy eight or seven hundred and fifty million dollar
development including a nearly forty acre water park. It was
the fort Water Park and it's first outside of Texas.
Blah blah blah. So let's see right. In November twenty twelve,

(43:02):
Water Parks announced plans for the world's tallest and fastest
nearest water park. What so you don't want to say
the name with the water five said it once that
that's enough for me, Verrooked. I think it's how you
pronounced the slide. It was designed by Now this is hilarious, right.

(43:23):
It was designed by the parks corner Jeff Henry as
a three person raft slide with an uphill section. The
initial drop us a seventeen story plunge with a five
story uphill section. At one hundred and sixty eight feet
seven inches, the starting point was taller than Niagara Falls
and reached a maximum speed of sixty five miles per hour.
It opened in July ten, twenty fourteen, after multiple days.

(43:46):
On August twenty sixteen, ten year old Caleb Schwab, the
son of Scott Schwab, the future Kansas Secretary of Dave.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I don't know who the first guy is, but that's
a pretty.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Cool name, was killed while riding Brooked. The death occurred
when the raft he was in went airborne at the
lower bump and he struck a metal support of the netting,
capitating it ripped his It ripped it, ripped his head off.
To clean off his head came off his body. Two

(44:20):
other passengers, both women, were injured in the incident. Once
offered a broken jaw, while the other suffered facial bone
fractures needing stitches, and he made it after from out.
The park was closed penning inspection, Although it was reopened
three days later, or the ride remained closed in twenty eighteen,
four attractions remained closed throughout the other seasons. The park
did not open In twenty nineteen. Cedar Fair now six

(44:43):
Flags agreed to buy the two parks for two hundred
and sixty one million. Blah blah blah November twenty twenty.
Let's see, So what's the status of it now? Okay,
they're talking about demolishing and whatever. Right, So from what
I gatter afterwards, from like YouTube videos and stuff like

(45:04):
that that I had watched on this. So there was
there was the park co owner and there was two
other guys I don't have to wear co owners or
something like that. They designed this slide right through. Now
none of them have like engineering degrees or like any
sort of like ride design or anything. They're just like.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Fake a degree. There's a bunch of like people doing
in Cana. We're just fake all their stuff. People will
be like, look, I'm an engineer.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Now I built this rasting court like what did you,
like how did this come about? And they were like oh,
it was just like trial and error were just And
the judge was like are you like for are you
for real? Like what are you talking about? And he
was like, look, if we wanted to do something that
wasn't going to be boring and something that could be
seen elsewhere, then it wouldn't have made sense. So he

(45:56):
was like we we literally this was the only way
we could create create the tallest, fastest, like most unique
ride was just to like come up with it and
just kind of go from there and see what happens. Wow,
Like those people like getting like smashed up on it
for like a long time, like having like damaged discs
in their back and neck and stuff like that, but
they just went like that's fine, it's it's all good.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
It's like it's there's lots of plays like that. Like
there was you know at the Edmonton Mall. You've never
been there, have you. It's like there's a rollercoaster in it.
There's like okay, yeah, a water park. And we went
there and I was like ten, and my mom's friend,
their daughter, she was probably in her like maybe she's
like early twenties, and she was a skinny, skinny little bitch,

(46:42):
and she went down the there's these slides. One one
like this like curved down up and down down, and
I think I went on that one. But there was
one that just kind of like dropped off like it
literally went like this and dropped off and it was
very tall. You can see it in the mall. And
then I remember watching her go on it and she

(47:02):
went airborne and then came back down the slide and
I was like, that's fucked, man. No, thank you bring
up the video that I requested Six Flags. Do you
have it pulled up? Or did you waste your own time?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
No?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
I do have it pulled up. I just need to
share the screen I.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Thought I was. I thought I was gonna have to.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, you're gonna supposed to be my Jamie, uh because
there's advertisements playing.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
So dude, dude, wait, we'll put some more carnival music
while we wait.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
M m.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
There once was a town that worked so hard there
was just no time for playing, but that all changed
on this one particular day, so dumb.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
M m hmmm mm hmmmmmmmm. It worked though, because this
ship was like viral.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
I like, that's good. It does look fun, and I'm like, dude.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
I remember that being like everywhere, Like every time I
went to the States, I was like, wow, I can't
escape this ship. It's on every second commercial.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
If Action Park was Chaos unchanged, six Flags was a chaos.
In a lawsuit, the company had pr departments, mascots, and
polished statements, but the but the rides still collected names
for the wrong reasons. So I guess what happens when
I drive beer. On The Show's Terrible twenty thirteen Texas Giants,

(49:15):
a woman warned attendance her restraints didn't click. They waved
her through anyway. Halfway through the course, she was gone,
ejected into the sky while the coaster thundered on. She
flew out of her seat during the ride. Uh. Guests

(49:35):
in line were handed free sodas to keep them quiet. Yeah,
shut up about that stuff. And now he has a phrase,
sona like that's crazy launch.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I don't know some of the details of that.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Again, this is not a one I'm kind of familiar with,
But I just pulled up some stuff to like refresh
my memory, because as somebody who's an avid theme park guy,
I always like to look up like acts and and
shit like that, and this one always crops up. So
it was a fifty two year old woman. So she
was ejected from her seat during the descent from the

(50:10):
first major hill of the ride, falling approximately seventy five
feet which is about seven stories and striking a metal
support pain and then landing on a tunnel roof, so
she was cut nearly completely in half.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Wow, that's fun.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
And then her body ragged all and then landed on
top of a tunnel.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Wow. Man, imagine it came and like seeing that shit.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
People who were on the ride with her said that
when they were going up the hill, somehow she had
slid down in the chair and her legs were sticking
up like this, and they were all screaming and shouting
and trying to like get the attention of policy. The
workers are fucking like they're gone seven stories up like
so the workers can't hear them doing anything. So what

(50:59):
happens is like whatever movement the people near her have,
you know, the way like you can't really turn around
on a ride or do much. They tried to like
hold her, all of them, like while they were like
about to go over that first drop. And as they
went down the first hill, she flies out in front
of the train, hits a metal beam, gets sliced in half,

(51:21):
and then laps down underground.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
That is fucking crazy, bro. I can imagine witnessing that.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
That's what I was thinking. About I was like, holy
fuck if you witness that, Like I know it's startled that,
like she died whatever, but like how wild it would
be to get on a ride and see someone chopped
in half and.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Then you're trying to help them in the process too,
or you behind them, especially.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
When you know, like imagine going up that lift hill
and no one like chances are we're not holding on
to her when we go down, just like at eighty
miles an hour or whatever, there's no way like we're
physically going to be able to hold her body.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Next year Btman Betman.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
The ride.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Georgio was a man jumped jumped a safety fence to
fetch lost hat, learn too late that rails don't forgive.
Witnesses said the sounds stay with them for longer than
the screams, so obviously jumped the safety fence lost his hat,

(52:23):
but it didn't give me details about what happened. He
must have got smoked by a coaster that's fucked some
somewhere else. Roaring Rapids cleaned another life when a raft
flipped and kept spinning until staff waited for clearance to
stop the The pumps. Oh so that's people were essentially

(52:46):
just drownding because once the raft flips and all the
pumps like the water pumping through it, essentially like these
people drowned because of this. Corporate parks have a have
better lighting, better lawyers and your speakers. That's why you
never actually hear about some of these events, right, which
is that's crazy, man. I imagine like you're about to

(53:07):
go down like a log ride and then there's a
bunch of dead bodies in the bottom.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
I think as well that Batman idea were talking about.
I think two people died from that ride from similar things. Really,
I want to say, in like early two thousands, there
was like somebody that worked for the park. I think,
let me just barely that's Batman and it's Georgia. Right, yeah,
give me your best, Batman. I'm Batman.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
That's better. That's not bad.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
May twenty six, two thousand and two, fifty eight year
old park Forman was struck in the head and killed
after entering a restricted area. A dangling leg of a
fourteen year old boy hit him in the head.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
That's fucked up, dude.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
It's June twenty eighth, two thousand and eight, a seventeen
year old named as of Ferguson climbed over two fences
into a restricted area and was decapitated by the coaster
train when it passed. Witnesses says he might have been
trying to retrieve his last hat. Reports said that he

(54:14):
and a friend scaled two fences and entered the restricted
area near the Batman coaster. There were warning signs posted
saying authorized personnel only, danger zone and please do not enter.
One witness claimed, which was later dismissed by authorities, that
he might have been trying to retrieve his last hat
or possibly touch rider's feet CCTV in direct evidence regarding
the mode of his not clear public record. He entered

(54:36):
the area and the coaster train struck him, resulting de capitation.
Me touch killed on impact. His friend was not injured.
The ride was closed out of respect pending safety reviews.
The investigation concluded the debt was ruled as an accident.
Officials ruled skepticism around the hat retrieval story. They stated

(54:56):
witnesses claimed it, but it was dismissed the official account. Yeah,
I did. I do remember hearing about that. And again,
like people are like blaming the park and stuff, and
they're like, oh, the park should pay the family like
five hundred million stuff. And I'm like, again, I'm not
saying it's like a good thing that a fourteen year
old kid got killed by a coaster, but at the
end of the day, like that's like to me, that's

(55:17):
like a fourteen year old kid standing on the train
tracks and getting killed by a train and then you
blame the train.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Do you know how many Indians get killed by trains are? Yeah,
I feel like it's like the second leading cause in India.
I've seen so many videos and I'm like, there's there's
a video where it's just like over like a two
day period or something, and it's just people walking across
the train tracks and every like I don't know every
like fifteenth person, fifteenth person, you know how many there

(55:44):
are of them. It's just a guy getting smoked. Go
get smoked, like just like literally every so often someone
just gets smoked by a train.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
And they're fucking mad. Though. I know somebody who actually
went across like you know, Indian in old Southeast Asian,
all them different places, and they were saying, like you know,
you look at like vloggers and stuff on YouTube, and
you think one thing they were saying like they took
trains there and they were like it was just like Mayhem.
I was like, it was like, I've never seen the

(56:15):
behavior like it, and I've never seen such a setup.
Like dudes were the tree hanging from the outside of
the train and stuff. Yeah, they don't care. That's like
you can't say that. That's that's what you're welcoming into
your career.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
That's true. So dream World, Australia, Queensland, twenty sixteen. Dream
wor Old sold itself as the happiest place from down under.
Them down under made me nervous, just took me home
and put me back this the slogan didn't age well.
On the Thunder River Rapids ride, two rafts collided after

(56:51):
a pump chant uh. The current did what machinery does
when human humans hesitate. It kept going. Four people were
pinned and killed and seconds while others watched powerless. The
corner later used the words never discribed. He never described
a family park, cinematic, systematic incompetence. The attraction was dismantled,

(57:13):
the water was drained, but the workers still say they
could hear they can fader kick on after a dark
on after dark as if their motor refused to die.
Very weird.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Can I tell you a little bit about this fucking hell?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
This one is mad the dream World, the Australian one.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Yeah. So the ride was called the Thunder River Rapids Ride.
This happened on October twenty fifty, twenty sixteen.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Do you have any pictures?

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Let me see if I can. I can't pull them up.
And it is just for se So four people died
from this accident. It was started by a malfunctioning pump,
which caused the water level on the ride to drop.
One of the rafts became stuck or ground due to
lack of water. Like obviously, the water level has kept

(58:03):
a certain amount for the raft to kind of float along.
So the pump malfunctions, the water levels drop, one of
these rafts kind of gets grounded, and it's like jammed
on the floor or whatever. No, I don't know how
fast this shit's gone. Another raft comes up behind it
and collides with the back of it. This causes the

(58:24):
first one to either flip or it gets driven into
like a vertical position, so it's like this right. It
throws the riders off and or pushes the rest of
them into a conveyor belt mechanism. Two of the victims
were crushed on impact and the other two in the
raft were trapped and pulled and pulled into the conveyor

(58:46):
belt and later So you know, on those raft riids
you kind of go on a thing and go up
a hill. It's like a big conveyor belt, like a
big steel belt that like brings you up a hill
to drop you back down to splash it. They got
dragged into like the the cogs of the conveyor Bilse's.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Fucked So it's like that's like where's God with this
where it's just like, you know what I mean when
people everything like I have said this many task everything
happens for a reason. You know what the fuck is that?
Then you know you just die on a roller coaster
or like some sort of like you know, log ride
and then you're just like torn apart by machinery. Like

(59:22):
that's fucked up, dude.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
So they in twenty twenty, they were found to have
breached out in safety laws and they pled guilty to
three charges in twenty twenty. Then afterwards dream World initiated
action against the engineer who signed off on the right
safety just one day before the accident, alleging negligence and
failure to properly certify safety systems. The ride was closed

(59:48):
and demolished. Dream World was shut down temporarily for inspections
and review of all our major ride systems. Multiple structural,
procedural and safety outits were undertaken. The incident became a
case study in amusement park safety.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Huh that's crazy? While I read the next one? Can
you bring? Can you just google if India has any
amusement parks? Hope Hari halpy Hari was Brazil's answers to Disneyland,
colored culture and cheap thrills. Then, in twenty twelve, a

(01:00:23):
fourteen year old girl climbed the climbed aboard the La
Tour Eifle, a drop tower built for bragging rights so
obviously looked like the Alpha Tower. The seat she took
had been marked out of service years before, it wasn't anymore.
The harness unlatched mid lift. She fell six stories on concrete.

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Investigations found a chain of negligence long enough to circle
the park. The ride reopened, eventually repainted and renamed. But
you can't, you know, you can't rebrand gravity? That's like crazy, though,
because like, essentially, you know, I feel like Brazil doesn't
have the same standards, so I'm sure many people probably

(01:01:12):
died of this hoppy hotty sounds kind of Asian. Now
does India have ament parks?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
It does. Actually, India has quite a few theme and
amusement parks, ranging from large international style resorts to smaller
regional parks. While not as massive as Disney or Universal Summer,
impressively designed and attract millions of visitors each year. So
we have a Magica which is in or A Magica

(01:01:43):
opened in twenty thirteen, located between Mumbai near Mumbai, India's
largest integrated team park and resort complex. It includes a
Magica theme park and Magica water Park, Aqua Magic and
the Imagica Hotel. It's highlight It's our Nitro, which is
one of India's biggest roller coasters, Screen Machine, a giant Bengelum.

(01:02:05):
Right Deep Space, which is an indoor coaster teamed around
space travel. The design is essentially India's Disneyland with Bollywood
style shows and themed areas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Welcome to my amusement. It goes so well, Look at
the coaster. It goes up and it never come down.
They've been up there for two weeks. Wonderla Welcome to
Wonder Wonder.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Opened in two thousand. It is one of India's safest
and best managed park chains, known for strong safety standards
and clean facilities. It has Indias have to drag.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Everywhere else in India's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
They have Ramjoy Film City, open in ninety six. Film
City technically a film studio complex, but doubles is the
thing park with sets, rides and studio tours like a
mini Universal Studios. It holds the Guinness war Record for
the largest film studio complex in the world over two
thousand acres, and its highlights our film sets, stunt shows,

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gardens and guided studios.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Is it really?

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
I've watched some of such part for me, I'll be honest.
I did type in in as well. Have they had
any accidents?

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
So I have?

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
April twenty twenty five location Fun and Food, Water and
Amusement Parks in New Delhi. A structural support for a
roller coaster ride is a report to have broken off
and a woman fell over twenty four feet. She died
from her injuries twenty five So another park, a rotating

(01:03:45):
arm of an octopus ride broke off mid spin. It
killed one man and another man was seriously injured. Locked
Top twenty nineteen, a ride in an amusement park collapsed
and killed two people and severely injured twenty seven others.
Twenty twenty four, a fire broke out and a team
park slash gaming zone. At least twenty seven or twenty

(01:04:06):
eight people were killed, including many children. Twenty sixteen, reports
that a ride structural integrity had failed, a giant wheel collapsed,
and that workers were used in weight testing. The death
of a young labor and one other person has been reported.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I don't know how to copy paste that. I would
like to see that though, did you see do you
have that India Carnival clip? I don't know how to
I can't copy it, won't let me. Just wants me
to show the that'd be funny while I read the
next one. Look up India Carnival clip or try to
type in that on where YouTube short dash b underscore.

(01:04:47):
So okay, we have Stockholm twenty twenty three. Grania Lund
century old coaster jetline was a national treasure until the
metal remembered its age, support being snapped. The first card
jump the rails and and what began as joy became
a mechanical panic. One dead, nine hurt, thousands forever that

(01:05:12):
are scarred from this event. Crazy And then look up?
What look up? What Waythorne said most ww dot YouTube
dot com slash short slash or I just look out
India Carnival clip. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
I did look that up as short as long videos.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
It's a short, it says short. It must be something
fucked up or something looks like AI and nobody died.
Are we sure though? Are we sure though? So this
guy even knows about it? There we go, Okay, any
of these, I'm sure it's one of those. Would he

(01:05:53):
care to elaborate? I just start clicking on before we
run out of.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Time, because my ship's gonna be like all Indians.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Click one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
It's like I go outside the door, I see them, like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I talk on the phone trying to get some help
with my cell phone. I have to talk to them. Hellosa,
I'm right here and I am in Canada. Are you
sure about that? Yes, I'm right at the Rogers Center, Ohio,
nineteen onety one. Three. People go, Yeah, that is fucked up? Man?

(01:06:47):
If that is is that real?

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
I can't be right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
I have a feeling it is. I just have a feeling.
Click it again.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
This is this the one that's that that's definitely not real.
But I can see how like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
The second one is ai. You're saying the first one
is real? Is real?

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
I was just gonna say, Israel, Yeah, tom So.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
In Ohio nineteen.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Electricity people, this looks more on brand.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Percent.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
This is what a picture in India theme park looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Dude, this is what you get to put your kid
on at the fair in five years?

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
What the fun?

Speaker 9 (01:07:30):
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Look at these fucking retards. I swear to god, this
is like one hundred percent real, like the things I've
seen that are real of accounts that I know that
have actually traveled to India.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Wow, that's fun. It's like, why is it always get
brought up back to these fucking people? So and not
to anyone in Ohio. This is at Black Sunday when
King Island King's Island, three people gone within an hour.
A shortened cable electrified pond, killing two rescuers who jumped

(01:08:03):
in to help a friend across the park. A restraint
failure hurled the woman from a spinning cockpit, a cockpit ride.
They call it black sunny. They call it black Sunday.
Park officials call it a reminder of a to remain
a vigilant, reminder to remain vigilant. Locals just call it

(01:08:28):
the pond that is cursed. This is called the water paradox.
Water is supposed to be It's supposed to feel safe, buoyant, clean.
Tell that to India. But water f side machinery designed
to drag thousands of gallons a minute, and they don't

(01:08:51):
care what else it drags, wavepools, mask rip currents stronger
than the ocean convoy conveyers, the lazy river can crush
as easily as they carry, slides built taller each summer,
and test physics, you know, lack of the equal measurements. Uh,
No shark has ever been killed as many as no

(01:09:13):
shark ever killed as many people as the word fun.
That's so dumb. Essentially, it's this idea that because they're
at water parks, there's a lot of mistakes to do
with the attractions, and it kills people. I'm still not
already in It's Man, I don't know how I could
do a whole episode making fun of how crazy their

(01:09:35):
their culture is is Disneyland, sir, welcome to Disneyland. You'll
see anti right, you see how wonderful it is here.
Here is stinky Mouse, the worst part and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
And then you started mentioning them, right, I like, I
had no idea how much disdain so many people have
for Indians.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I have been flooded with thousands and millions of them,
like over but like.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
I never I don't know, I never thought of them
as like a t I was always like, oh, it's
like old, it's like other people whatever. And when you
started to mention it, I started an orde more and
more and I was like, oh, there's just so many
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I know, I know, and it wasn't like this, And
they're like, Sorr, we've always been here. We've been here
since eighteen twenty years. Like, no, you fucking haven't.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
There's tied to me. I said this before. If we
ever get to a stage where we could live off
this ship, I am starting some sort of like a
star or something or Indie Google to send it to us,
two of us to India for a month.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I feel like it's just gonna be like this a
the camera.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
So we'll have like we'll have we'll bring one extra
guy who's going to be the cameraman to film this film.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
For some reason, we just feel building going through it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
We'll ball have medowglasses on as well, so we'll have
like RPOs been like what the fuck I'm washing my
hands and dog shit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Yeah, man, we should get billied a film and then
all instand filming and at the time being like what
is this? It is crazy? Uh, And it's funny because like,
I never had a I don't have a problem with anybody.
I only became racist to what I had to live
around other races.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
And I don't even consider myself. I just don't like
fucking shit people you do.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
I I don't care if they're white, black, brown, Asian
shout my Asian homies though. There's a lot of Asians
that see what's going on and they're pretty based.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
I actually have a far amount of farm fair amount
of Asian supporters of my message about like what Canada
is and Canadians and how they miss how it used
to be. It's like, well, you know, you guys assimilated
some of you. Some of you built Chinatown, which I
don't think is fucking necessary just because you built a

(01:11:58):
tiny stretch of rare road and fucking BC eata.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Dick, that's a Candada behind you and your green screen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Yes, this is Canada currently this guy is con this
guy right here. So, because everybody to do a fair
this weekend, let's quickly talk about some fairs. Pop up
carnivals are the purest expression of trust. Overnight, a parking lot,
you know, becomes a playground, so I speak uh. In

(01:12:26):
North Dakota, inside of the gravitron, a panel lot oh
tour loose mid spin, the lights cut out and the
ride coasted to a stop. The carneys taped it shut
and playing the same pop song on repeat to drown
the sides. It's just funny. Have you ever been on
the gravitron as they call it, there's different names for it,

(01:12:49):
but that's when you're like pressed against the wall. It
spins really fast and you can I hate I hate
that ride. I hate it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
It gives me a fucking headache. Yeah, And as I
got older, every time I look at it, I'm like,
how is this even thing? How does this exist?

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
And you can just like like when we were younger,
we're hanging out with a bunch of chicks, did you
just see like the fucking tits start to fucking like
mold with the side of the things. Like it's just weird, bitch,
because it literally does this where you're like necklace will
like go against the wall and there'll be people that
try to crawl off it. And I always trying to
do this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
With my head so I could.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
I would just try to move my head forward and
try like move around, and it's so tough.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
There's sure no like insurance or anything, and things like
that right show up and it's like if he dies,
he dies.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah, essentially. I remember like a Carnie paid us to
go get him. Tim Hortons is really far away and
he's like, i'll give you some I'll give you a
good money, and he gave us a couple of blocks
and I was like, we walked so far just to
bring him a coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
And we were like, I've definitely I've definitely been on
like carnival rides whatever you want to call him, fair
ground rides whatever. And like when I was a kid,
maybe I didn't pay attention it was much because you're
just sucking dmass and especially like as a teen and stuff,
and you're trying to impress girls and you don't really
think about it. But now, like when I go somewhere,
say if I bring my kid or whatever, and I'm

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looking around at some of the ship and I'm like,
how is this even legal? How does this exist? I
know it's so fucked was because like you're looking at
some tootless guy who doesn't give a fuck and he's
like smoking loads of cigarettes and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Do you want to play it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
And it's not like creepy dirty guys or like young
kids that are like operating rides and I'm like, you
just disappear.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Yeah, I know Buddy's older brother that was a carnie
for a year or two or like why did you
do that? But it was it was just hilarious to
see him working.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Be kind of a cool story to tell. I always
to be fascinated by, Like I would love to like
roam the world at the circus for like six months,
just to have all the stories of like how crazy
it must be. It wasn't Rob Zombie. I remember him
telling this story. Wasn't he wasn't it weren't his parents carnes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Fucking carnies man small hands. Ye reminds of that Austin
he grew up.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Unrelated. I was watching Terminata the other day and notice
during the police scene to shootout seeing there is a
billy scream. It'd be funny if that's never going to
get old? Is that the billy scream? Now used to

(01:15:42):
walker the grounds of the Yeah, the cne, oh the
an e except gay hair. Find lots of cool shit.
It used to be cool. It used to be cool,
like the fair was cool, Like you could find some
cool shit, buy a gay ass Tupac T shirt or
something like that. It's different, man, I'm right. I bought
it and it was like, oh, I still have it,

(01:16:02):
and Chelsea wears it as a sleep shirt, and it's
like it's the it's the gayest. It's like Tupac with
weed leaves around his head.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Oh nice. I had so many.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I had a glow in the Dark Tupac shirt and
Macavelly pants that also glue glow glowed in the dark,
Glue in the dark, glue glow glowed glowed in the dark.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
And Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
I went to Toronto with my cousin who lived there
and grew up in the urban jungle. UH and the
concrete jungle they call it, and we went to a
Billiard's after doing some ecstasy at one point, and I
was wearing this shirt that reached my knees and these
big Macavelly pants, everything glowing glue in that glowed in

(01:16:46):
the dark. And I just remember these, uh, these two,
these two, these two dark gentlemen looking gangster, and they
put on what America I could be one of your kids.
And I was like, is it as I'm here or
is it?

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Because they really like eminem I had, and you know what,
it's probably in the house here somewhere. I had one
of the dumbest fucking shirts ever, and I got it
when I was way too young to even grasp like
the concept of half of the stuff. It's a fucking
one of those black T shirts, like you said, and
it has like some sort of like Rastafarian colors or

(01:17:22):
something on it and all like weed leaves and not
in the background. And then it has a big like
like cartoonish image of Bob Marley and that goofy ass, right,
so he's blown smoke out of a joint, yep, and
like so the smoke of the joint has formed words
and it says, don't drink and drive smoke weed and
fly and I remember wearing that shit. Yeah. I was like, yeah, bro,

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so bad, big old Pilo flat jets. I thought you
were going to play the garbage man they.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
I don't know where that is. I found I added
some new ones, so oh man, I was like, I'm
gonna add some new ones. I was playing this one
the other day a lot with Billy. Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Do you know do you know who Charleston White is?

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
It sounds like a very black white man or a
very white black man.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
How controversial do you want this episode?

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
I don't care. We're almost Oh, we have to end
it soon. Even though I had some stuff, Why you
bring this up? Can we finish? So there was there's
like in Kentucky another fair. There was a Ferris wheel.
Axo cracked, dropped like a like a gong a gondola.
What's a gondola drop like a gondola? I got fruit

(01:18:55):
from a rotten branch, sure, and the cruise scattered before
could rive. So Ferris we literally cracked and it fucking
started rolling, which is pretty wild. A haunted House actor
was truly was truly hanged hunged. A guy actually hung himself,
either by accident maybe on purpose in thousand walk past

(01:19:17):
and complimented on the realism. Me and Billy just talked
about this on our prank episode, which might be transferred
over to patreons since there's so many technical difficulties, but
it was still a funny episode, so don't be smirched
the patreon. But we talked about some of the things
where like you could, you know, prank one wrong, or
someone hangs himself in the front of their house and

(01:19:38):
then and then you know, people think it's decorations. But
there's also a couple of mascots I just want to
talk about. You know, those sweaty like foam soaked, like
corpted costumes. You know, these weird things that people are wearing,
and in big theme parks. You know, a lot of
people are going around wearing costumes. Right A Chuck e
cheese performer had a stroke a mid song and dying

(01:20:00):
inside the suit. What kids clapped around and danced a
Brown's twitching body. Real story, yay Chuckie. Yeah, it's like
he's like a dead. A mascot in Argentina who collapsed
inside of a dragon costume was discovered hours later. His
skin fused to the foam the interior of the phone
because of heat and sweat.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Doesn't sound great. Sometimes I have sympathy, and I know
they're way better looked after, and you know Disney and
Universla and lists like that. But like there's a few
times I was walking around the park like and I'm thinking,
like those poor actors who have to come out dressed
up with the fucking Simpsons.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Or like, imagine doing that highest ship get paid for it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Though whatever a character. And I'm like, Homer must be
fucking dying inside that home. Shit. Because after reading some
of this, it was like nearly a hundred degrees like
and this dude is like standing with a tiny umbrella
over his head, and I'm like, he's gotta be Like
I was in shorts and T shirt and I was
sulking West.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Costumes.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
The next guy be fucking Grip.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
I know, Gross, a wolf mascot in Europe who turned
out to be on the registered sex offender, worked under
a fake name for five years. God knows how many
children he touched. He hanging out, you know, he's handing
out hugs and lap dances for kids. One park employee
claimed that the suits themselves are haunted After a coworker

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died during the summer of a heat wave, the mascot
costume wouldn't stay on itself. It kept failing. Lights in
the locker room flickered. One night, someone heard whispering from
inside the suit saying, put me back on, my back on.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
That's like some green Goblin shit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Can you do a Donald Duck?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
No, I wish I could, And I know somebody my
head coach in JUJ two does the best Donald of
compression because what he does is when he chokes people, yeah,
really hard. He does Donald look in her ear going
like you're about the sound like this, and then does
the Donald voice.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
That's hilarious. I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
I wish I could do it because it's the funniest
ship ever.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Yeah, it's it's very weird because that'd be so funny.
You take off your suit, it's like put back on.

Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Okay, that is literally Norman Osborne though, when like the
green Goblin suit was like put me back on. Yeah,
I know, I actually won the Norman I know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
I just watched all three of those, all the ogs.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
So I don't care what anyone says. They're so good
that off topic episode for class that's what we could do. Actually,
I was about to buy I had my kid in
Liverpool for like a long weekend a while back, and
I was so close to spending like two hundred euros
on a green goblin.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Yeah, some of some of the stuff that we could
end this on, essentially we'll we'll skip because we'll added
to well added to another episode. It's just like I
just added a couple of like hauntings. Obviously there's a
lot of abandoned parks. Uh people report glowing eyes and
footsteps and translucent kids. But that could be actually an episode.
It's all wative like haunted theme parks, and we can

(01:23:08):
get more into the conversation. But you wanted to add
one in that you were talking about whatever this white
man guy, what is his name?

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
Is Charleston White? This has nothing to do with it
was just when you went off topic there completely. I
was like, I was like, you know who charst some
White is? Who is Charleston White? I don't even know?
Can I bring up shorts without like having to click
a little crazy buttons? I feel like this is a
good way to end this because he's just so ridiculous, Okay,

(01:23:44):
or Dinner with Jay Z.

Speaker 10 (01:23:46):
Man, give me five hunt found out?

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
Fuck jay Z?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Yeah, man, yeah, then give me file.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
Won't who won't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Take a sitting down with jay Z? Over file and
found up?

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
Number one? Will Smith Gay Jada Piggers Smith fucked up.
That's two words. Uh bitch, this ain't no real person.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
This is not a real human.

Speaker 10 (01:24:14):
This is an artificial intelligent robot.

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
And y'all in blue wood jowls and a nigga.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Listen, if a.

Speaker 10 (01:24:23):
Nigga knocked me out and I wake up and they
got them phones out, I'm gonna shoot the people with
the phone question, I said, mister.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Okay, so I know who that guy is? Do you
know who woman Propaganda is? Actually kind of want to
get him on the show, but no, I have to
say to send to his ship. Bro, did I not
show you that video to you and Billy of him
screaming the Edward you got the pass on? That shows
so funny? God damn it. I want to play this.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
I don't recognize this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
This guy is man. You need to you need to
get hipped to some uh some my boy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Wow, you're disappointing, dude. I live in Ireland. It's like
we're like a hard road Country. God damn, it's like
fucking whatever. This is our ending the stream because I'm
taking them this much time. I'm going to show you this.
Paul Miller man, Oh this is this is my This
is my favorite clip. I've showed everyone at work.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
It just made me laugh so hard when I saw
this batter made me cry because he just does not
give a fuck. Oh wait, how I fucking sorry? Is
some people say I'm not black, and some people say
I'm Arab Welcome.

Speaker 9 (01:25:50):
I'm sick and fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
Because you got im boy says it, Kanye West.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
If you ever want me to say it on a song,
I'll do it. I can't. I want to zoom in.
But yeah, this guy is. This guy's gold mand.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
You can have every house you want because you're white.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
You can have every work you want. Because you're white.

Speaker 9 (01:26:17):
You can have.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
A house.

Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
And then they drop some Section eight eggs on you.
The black mayor of Florence, South Carolina. It just takes
a bribe and says, sorry, guys, I'm going to ruin
your neighborhood and that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Yeah, so you need to get hip to like I
want to get this guy in the show, but I'm
actually surprised you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
I want to address I surprise.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I'm actually very surprised that you don't know who Gypsy
Crusader is. Interesting.

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
I'm becoming more and more racist wards Indians all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Just like this guy. This guy's gold. He's been doing
this for for a while and he doesn't really give
a fuck. There is a lot far worse people out
there in in in the opinion of the woke right.
But this was a fun episode. I gotta end this.
I gotta leave. But yeah, you know, I weirdly showed

(01:27:25):
yeah woman propaganda and uh, I know some people may
not like Paul Miller, but uh, that guy don't give
a fuck, and that's kind of why I respect him.
He got beat up by TIFA way back in the
day and had enough and was like, fuck you, I
gotta go even farther right, and he did so. He's
infamous for doing a Magel screen Omagel streams of like

(01:27:48):
doing the chat thing and yeah, I'm just not caring.
So that was, Uh, that was amusement parks for whatever
it's worth. I need to leave. Okay, support the show
everybody out there, for all the audio listeners, like subscribe
off to do some editing. But you know, enjoy the show,

(01:28:12):
you know, get it out there, tell your friends like
and comment if you're watching on a video, all that
good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Thank you for Sorry to leave you hanging, but we
gotta leave. I don't need to talk for five minutes
about how you can support the show. We have Patreon,
we have website, we have link tree, we have go
look up Stranger Podcast link tree on Google. You'll find
all this stuff. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
Do please, please please do it, or we'll both be
kidnapped and murdered. Please help, please help do it? Please
all right, everybody bye,

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