Silent Killers | Secrets of the Heart Attack Gun!

The Strange Brew Boys crack into the legend of the Heart Attack Gun a rumoured covert weapon built to stop a human heart and leave no evidence behind. Officially “declassified,” but still wrapped in whispers of silent assassinations, suspicious deaths, intelligence experiments, and the terrifying idea of killing someone in a way that looks completely natural. No bullets, no poison, no trace just a heartbeat that stops, and a story that refuses to die.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
This kill said Head, Jeffrey Dagger so blunt, the Unipommer
blowing up Wicko Texas, and Heaven's Days and Aliens.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Modified men for names, JFK shot on the head by
the CIA, Bigfoot and the mob Man.

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Start of Sam talking to that tis again, Witches, JOm, Sam.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Got serious noise and haunting stargards and the skull and Bones.
Most celebrities are probably can So if you're feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
All alone, crack a beer and cat stone, look you
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Speaker 3 (01:06):
We're here to entertain you.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
We're here to entertain you kids.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Strange. I wasn no, this is my segment. I was.
I was chatting with the White the other day though,

(01:32):
and I was thinking, I was like, you.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Know what actually start off for the lie.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
You'd be really cool is if we could make like
air fresheners like that freshened like the room due to thought,
and she goes, no, it's a stupid idea, and I'm like,
it makes sense if you think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, he's stupid. Okay, I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well, other people will retard alert.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It makes sense. Oh that's so you think about it.
I liked it.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Weird. Any any who, welcome back to the show. Everybody,
welcome back. First, take a big step back and literally fuck.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Your own face. How do you do? How do you
do that?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
You can try, do you?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm just remember when I was years ago, Sorry, I remember.
There's this kid. He stood up in science class and
somebody told him to go fuck himself. And this kid
just stood up. It's like grade nine. He goes, buddy,
if I could fuck myself, you would never see me again.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
No, it's no. What's fucking funny that's been going on
at work? One of the kids, that's what I call them,
because like, I'm like one of the oldest or whatever
at the shop, and we're a small but we're a
goofy bunch. And well the one kid butt smelling salts
and I was like why, like why did you do that?
But he didn't tell me. He just went he came

(03:11):
up to me and he was like, yo, check this
out and put it into my nose and my fucking
my brain just like I was like, oh, like it's
like it's stung, but then it wakes you the hell up.
It's just to like clear out your size, as he said,
but I'm like, no, it's to wake people up that
are like unconscious and shit. And it was pretty strong
and I was like, what the fuck is that? And

(03:31):
he's like that's those smelling salts that I got in
And I'm like, why do you need smelling salts? Man?
And he was like, I just I don't know to
wake up to up my game.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
And I was like I want to, honestly, I go
before I go to a sale, like fucking get myself
all I amped up.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
So he's been, uh, he's been doing this to trying
to do it to everybody around the shop, and some
people have done it voluntarily. Some people have not raised
out to chase them.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Like that's actually pretty funny, Like why did you kind.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Of want and he was like I want it, Okay,
First you have to get a mic arm though you
have to order.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
That way before in no, I I like it this way.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I don't. It sounds like ship can we be professional
once in our life. Now I'm just kidding out the
hold all day, especially like that weird slam it out

(04:32):
of the desk. Okay, I was so it was so quiet?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Right?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Why doesn't the c I A need a dating app?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Stupid joke?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Don't care because if they don't like your heart, they'll
just stop it.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Wow? Yeah, see how it feels? You see how that
feels when no one, no one likes you? Joke? Do
you do you get that? Do you like that? You
like how that feels? Okay? Well, if I had the
fucking soundboard here, I cricket you so hard.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Why doesn't Billy worry about the CIA's heart attack gun
because they have to find a heart first? Oh man,
I got high before this time. Was a great idea.
Billy's the only guy, the only guy. The CIA won't
test the heart heart attack gun on because they worried
it might actually improve him. If Billy was MK ultra,

(05:28):
the scientists wouldn't quit, wouldn't quit. Turns out there there
are limits to what LSD could fix. The CIA once
tried to recruit Billy, but even they couldn't cover up
that level of incompetence.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Wow, you got Ai.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Billy doesn't have a heart attack, gun. Listen to him
on the podcast. It's already cardiac torture. Oh that's hilarious.
I knows now what you're like. I feel like I've
gave it to what now now it knows too much
about Billy. So have you ever heard about the heart attack? Gun?

(06:10):
My great sir, I have not, No, never heard about it.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I thought I when you first said that, I thought
I meant like somebody just getting a heart attack because
you put a gun in their face. Like I was
like that fair enough. This one's a penis, big, big
old penis.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
On that like a vibrator. I'm not gonna lie. It's
so weird. Yeah, so you've never heard about the heart
attack gun?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I now, so what is it? It's gotta be like
just tranquilizers or something along those points that just like
stop your heart from pumping.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Well, let's hear these guys that are probably dead, because
this is from nineteen seventy five talk about it.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
So I had to find one time they wanted me
to find to find out if there was such a
thing as a poison that was undetectable, especially one that
seemed to mimic a heart attack that would kill someone,
but it would appear that they had a heart attack.
I did find such a.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Thing the pistol fire of the.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Dart, Yes it does, Chairman, and a special one was
developed which potentially would be able to enter the target
without perception.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
The poison was frozen into some sort of dart and
then it was shot at very high speed into the person,
so when it reached the person, it would melt inside
them and the only thing would be like one little
tiny red dot on their body, which was hard to detect.
There wouldn't be a needle left or anything like that

(07:46):
in the person.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
But also the toxin itself would not appear in the autopsy.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yes, so that there was no way of perceiving that
the target was him. Have you brought with you some
of those devices which would have enabled to see I
a to use this poison, for we.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Haven't been for killing people.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
The round thing at the top is obviously the site.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
It works by electricity.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
There's a battery in the handle and it fires a
small dark and the dark itself when it strikes the target.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Does the target know that he's about he's been hit
and about to die?

Speaker 6 (08:32):
A special one was developed, which potentially would be able
to enter the target without perception as a murder instrument.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's about as Jews, yeah, isn't it. It is a
a very serious weapon. The guy, the guy that's defending
like it said, it's a weapon, a very serious weapon.
He sounds like Eugene Levy.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
I know.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah. There was a marathon on the other day.
We used leave like Prime Life TV up and there
was some merit. It was like I've never even heard
of or seen these movies, almost called best and show
didn't look bad. And I saw what you were doing.
I saw you trying to go to the one side
of the screen. You didn't go the right way. It's
this sign.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh I went there on my side.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I know I was creeping. I was creeping the screen
for all the people while we were watching the And
then I saw Billy try to go to the one
side and he went to the opposite side of what
was going on my screen. Show though, No, you were
going to the direction of the skull man that you
have in your background, not in the.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Direction on my screen that was open.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
You're going inside. I saw it was the other way.
Nobody saw you on the video, do it?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh man, dude, do we have so here? You can't
see me?

Speaker 6 (09:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
When the but the other side is where I can
see you because the video goes down the middle, not
in the You know, dude, I saw.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Our screens are flips. This side, this sign is the
edge for me.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
What do you mean? This is the edge that doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Picture.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I don't want to say it. That's weird. Maybe your
image is mirrored weirdly. Okay, whatever, back to the show, everybody.
Billy was just trying to make a fool of himself
and just didn't work out very well. So Billy's never
heard of the heart attack gun. Back during the Cold War,
the CIA was rather busy besides watching all manner of
perceived enemies of the state. They were very busy carrying

(10:28):
out all all types of manners of experiments.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Lots of manners. They they got good manners, they got
bad manners, they got slat manners. Manners like a manner
like an M N M A N O R, like
a manner no.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Like speaking of all manner of experiments.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Oh, I know, manner can mean a lot of things though,
and you know what I'm talking about, Like a brothel
like a manner a min using that word right, and
you know what I want?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Got it? I was like, we'll get off topic. I
was like, I just watched Batman Forever again on point,
I like that movie with forever Jim Jim Carrey Man
as the Batman. Sometimes sometimes how often do you see
him at that?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Sometimes sometimes, well you said Batman Forever.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'm like, I see that. I watched that sometimes.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
So all manner of experiments into gadgets and weaponry, it
still holds up, though that could be used to strike
out at people on its hit list. You know how
strategically they've went into countries to funnel drugs and then
they've toppled regimes because of mass weapons of mass destruction.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
On audio you can't see.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
My my, the inflection in my voice might be able.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
To hopefully you two takes that in consideration.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
I told buddy at work is how I'm just going
to talk about from now on is everyone will know
what to hear that. You know, so chief among the
Cuban Fidel Castro, you know, Dictator who was eventually being
subject to a hundreds of assassination attempts by the CIA,

(12:34):
ranging from food poisoning to exploding cigars.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Sounds like the CIA sucks.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
You should look up the feel like if.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I attempted on a high value target. I feel like
if I had hundreds of attempts, I could I could
do it.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I don't know what's wrong with your camera man. That
is fucking very strange, dude. It starts to set up
the way I had there. That's so weird that like it's.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I don't know if that's the actual way, like when
you go to the film, if it's going to be
that way.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
You should, uh, while I read this, look up a
little bit about the Fidel Castro cigar thing so people
could find out.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh, they made jokes. I think that's where the bugs
Bunnies kit came from.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
You think that's that's what's from. Actually, Yeah, So Castro
was wasn't alone on the long list of the CIA's
targets of sanctioned killings, which include names as Congo's Partite, Pertrese, Lumma,
bum Lum I know, Mumba, Patrese, Lou Bumba, the trees,

(13:49):
lum Umba, uh Rafael that's a fun name. Ra to
Julu of the Dominican Republic Vietnam, Ngo, Dean D. M
and Jen Sure, sure did you find more about the

(14:10):
cigar yet?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Well, I saw one here. It's just as one of
the assassination ideas were floated. It was floated by the CIA,
and not saying it was actually done was dubbed Operation Mongoose.
The most infamous was the CIA's alleged plot to capitalize
on Castro as well known love for cigars by slipping
on a supply very real and lethal, exploding cigar. That's

(14:34):
kind of all it was. It was saying. It never
actually happened, but it was an idea.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
It's kind of funny. I gotta say. It is like
a it's a bugs Bunny cartoon. The CIA tried to
kill six hundred CIA tried six hundred times to kill
fod Out and failed, which is funny because they only
had one try to kill JFK.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Where's my it doesn't is that? Okay, wait a minute,
is this six hundred actual attempts or just like a
cigar they thought of different ways and didn't actually execute.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
They tried to kill him in many different ways. Fidel
outlived half of the presidents who tried to kill him.
Turns out the CIA is better at assassinating its own
leaders than its enemies.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Are the cards down?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
To be fair, they tried exploding cigars, poisonous milkshakes, and
even seashells. At this point it looked less like an
assassination program and more like a rejected Looney Tunes cartoon.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh was that actually in there?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Castro's real secret wasn't communism, It was knowing the CIA
is like American healthcare, expensive, overhyped, and guarantee to let
you die of old age anyway?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Are you having fun?

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yes enough so yeah, Rain Schneider of Chili, among many others.
Although many of the CIA at at these weapons were
something like out of an old James Bond movie, there
were some top secret projects that turned out to be
rather frightening, and one of these was a gun that

(16:11):
target could kill targets nearly instantly without leaving behind evidence,
a weapon to go on to be known as the
heart Attack Gun.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
So was that video that we watched? Was that like
the House of Commons or whatever talking about it?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
So it was some The CIA unveiled the Hardstack Gun
nine to seventy five, a battery operated gun that shot
a smart small dart of frozen water and sheet sew
shellfish tocsin. So, and they were discussing it because obviously
they developed developed it and you know, like back in
the day, right that in America, you it would be

(16:51):
you'd be able to be prosecuted if you were a
politician or especially a president and you lied to the people.
Do you know who changed that? Obama?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Obama changed Kennedy.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
No, yeah, so they would you they would usually sly,
slight of hand, being like look over here, we're gonna
tell you something, like, you know, they would just have
a better way to go about lying to you. But yeah,
and it's interesting because you know, once you look at
some of the stuff of like, yeah, they were they
would you know, the you know Nixon thing. But you know,

(17:24):
Israel has been controlling the United States for a long time,
so how much influence do they really have? Right?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Obama was pretty good though.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Obama again, Michelle is a man, I can get better
and giant dick that fucks me every day. Fuck you
George Bush. Now they went, so, uh, who's this who's
this guy?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Mister?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
It's actually a brother supposedly, but yeah, that is Fidel Castro.
So there's here's another conspira to pepper In there is
Fidel Castro and Pierre la Trudeau were quite the good friends,
and he praised communism constantly. He is the one that
changed the flag from the red ensign flag like it
was done in Lester B. Pearson's error. But he was

(18:18):
the one that really started pushing to essentially a roade
Canadian identity. Hence, while they got rid of the red
ensign flag and then they were trying to erode at
all and become communism right and multiculturalism, all that stuff
was enacted by Pierre la Trudeau. And he was a communist.
And there's more and more proof. And Trudeau could have

(18:38):
been the illegitimate child of Castro. Now Billy bring up
some images of Fidel and Justin is uncanny. He almost
does not look like Pierre. Somebody like I see it
and I'm like, that guy is a weird fuck though,
Pierre la Trudeau. I'm sure there's some dark conspiracies. I've
heard that this woman read year Justin Trudeau's mother got

(19:01):
a train ran on her by the rolling stone is
a good one.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
The nose and the eyes are so fucking perfect. This
is a really good one.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Actually, Shire's green in hints. Yeah, it is weird, dude.
They look there's so many Look when they're younger, that
one we're done down underneath that Yeah, that one, yo, dude,
it's like uncanny. They look like the exact same part,

(19:35):
especially when he's younger, dude, the exact same is that weird?
Like way back in the day, probably like the sixth
episode of the show, we discussed Canadian conspiracies and this
is one of them, and like they look fairly close.
He looks more he looks more like Fidel than he
looks like Pierre. And look at there's go down. There's
another picture of Margaret Trudeau and Pierre hanging out with

(19:59):
him over yeah, and he like he cried about him
when he died a dictator. He's like, it's gonna miss
my dad of Castro. You know, it's like he might
be funny. He's like someone something like Maide comes into
his room, you know, and he's like naked in front
of the window and they're like, what's wrong, and he's like,

(20:19):
I miss my dad. Yeah, I know. Look at he's
like crying. Man, he fucking loves him. There's daddy, right,
and just be funny. You know, he's like after Castro dies,
it's like which rock justin It's like I just miss
my dad. I mean yes, Pierre, not Castro.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Just what crazy like documented thing too, because like having
pictures like this, Oh yeah, like that's that's so long ago.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
That's before like while the United States was trying to
kill him, and then the can is like, we're really
cool with you. You know, we're gonna erode our country
into communism real soon. Just give it, give me, give
it some time, give it like thirty forty years and
Canada will just be India all of a sudden, and
we'll just enslave all of those people, and all the
white Canadians will be dead because they took in a

(21:07):
pharmaceutical medicine that alives.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
All of a sudden.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
So just a weird thing, you know. It's just so
weird to like have like be like, yeah, you're cool
with this guy.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I like that dude, that picture they'll go back. He
looks like he's about to spit a mean rapper and.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
He's supposed to about holding his belt.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
He's like fu, yeah, yeah he's about to know not
him the oh yeah, okay, yeahs like it's either he's
about to lay into this guy. He's about to like,
he's about to say the words Listen.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Buddy, Okay, castro is Eminem and Pierre Elliot Trudeau is
doctor dre. So spit those Jerry, oh, Jerry Heller from
n W A, Yes, that would make more sense. He
kind of looks like Martin short, a little bit bald Martin.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, that most certainly is not true his father though,
there's just no way.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
In uh So, once the idea, like what one one
idea that the CIA hit upon was maybe, uh this
endless guess of to eliminate enemies was creating some sort
of undetectable, untraced but poison that could be somehow shot
or otherwise injected into a target and and able to
not be able to be traced right or have any

(22:22):
like evidence left behind. At the time, guns and explosives
were increasingly seen as sloppy, leaving behind too much evidence
that they could trace. So there was great resources poured
into creating a poison that they could weaponize into a
firing armed delivery system. And that's what's crazy is that
they're openly being like, oh, we need to topple these governments.

(22:42):
Probably for Israel, right and uh and because it's conveniently
always these you know, people that are are threat Like
as much as I don't believe too much in socialism,
but Kadaffi supposedly did some of the same shit that
the mustache Man did. Is that he brought his people
out the mustache man.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
The mustache man down at the only Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Mustache man down at oswitch Ouschwitz.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Lane's not down a lane the mustache man.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
You heard of him, But he did like similar well,
essentially bring people out of poverty. And he was going
to create his own currency. And then conveniently after that,
after he wanted to pull out from the Federal Reserve
and not back the United States in any way. And
then he dies. Right, it's just like kind of convenient.
And they shoved the machete up his ass. Did you

(23:38):
know about that? I'm pretty sure that that's something.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I don't like that. I can feel it like going
up vision it.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
How did Kadaffi die? Give me all the details Mark
Kadaffi's death in October twenty eleven. Uh So, Godaffi fled
on foot. I don't want the brutal killes. What happened
next was filmed on sales by prisoners. Goadaffi was beaten, stabs,

(24:08):
sodomized with a bayonet by the mob. He was bloodied,
but still alive, begging for his life, supporting, reportedly shouting
what did I do to you? He was then thrown
into a truck, half dead, driven away by the rebels.
Some claim that he was executed on the spot with
gunshott he was sodomized. Yes, isn't that crazy, Tom? There's

(24:36):
no credible evidence that the Yes, that of course the Jewish.
Some conspiracy theorists claim outside influence inclining Zionis and Israeli
elements shaped the uprising. NATO's role being aligned with Western
countries and Israeli geopolitics interests breaking the anti US anti
Israel Arab regime, rumors that that they opposed this leader

(25:00):
had ties to Western intelligence services friendly with Israel. Goddaffi
himself often accused Israel of destabilizing the Arabic stage states. Hmmm.
Goddaffi had a history of being anti Israeli and positioned
himself as a Pan Arab and a Pan African leader
against Zionist imperialism.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Huhs ever pan genderism comes from.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah, wasn't that crazy man?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
You know that joke? Surprise, motherfucker?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Are you surprised yet?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I can't even listen to that soundboard thing without like
the surprise one that just being like supplies. Motherfucker, who's surprised?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
It's so viral fucking So the CI approached Mary Embrie.
I think maybe that checked that was talking on the
video a technical uh service department to create such a weapon,
and they allegedly end up developing a poison that can
enter the bloodstream through the dart delivery sys him. Then
they cause symptoms similar to a heart attack. So that
was that, lady, like they were paying me.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
To do it. I just I was just saying it
was a lot of money, a good amount of money.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
What do you think, Like you think that what is
this guy doing?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
And they say sexism is still a thing. They're paying
a lady.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
I think the funny this guy's like, can I just
look like the scope he just picks up.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah, I just want to see how let me see.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
How that looks?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Is that cool?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
My wife? Yeah, it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Just grass, Yeah, looks so weird.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
You can just look at it a it's a gun.
He's like, let's see the scope works. How accurate is this?
Can I hit my wife in the face, so which
would leave no traces could be detected in post mortem examinations,
and uh, I would leave in pretty much like no evidence.
It would just be a It would show evidence of
a heart attack, a cardiac arrest. Not only would the

(26:59):
poison be undetectable, but the target would feel nothing, like
a mosquito bite. The target would feel nothing, and it
would it would be like a mosquito bite. If anything.
They would barely be able to make any trace of
it even entering the body to begin with.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
And this is what she said, maybe back in the day,
but today's standards, like, I don't know, they examined that
shit every millimeter, I'm sure, And it depends on who died.
If it's just some Joe blow yah.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
The poison was frozen in some sort of dart, then
it was shot at a very high speed into a
person's body. When it reached the person, it would melt
inside them and there would be a tiny red dot
on their body, which was hard to detect. They wouldn't
be able, wouldn't be a needle or anything left in
the person. Then the god used to shoot the darts

(27:53):
was lugely modified to a Colt nineteen eleven, which had
a scupe that could be shot accurately at targets up
to one hundred meters away. According to a Fury, it
was tested on animals and even prisoners to a great effect,
although she never did divulge if he had anything it
had ever been used for an assassination someone with someone.

(28:17):
Other versions allegedly existed as well, which were disguised as
canes and fountain pens and umbrellas like some goddamn penguin
shit where it's like I'm gonna shoot you with my umbrella.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Well, okay, canes were my head when like you're just
like walking like actually.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I'm an old man. I'm just like a colokie pet.
Don't you remember what's that movie?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Is? Like?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
You shot me a ping gun? Really a ping gun?
You don't remember that movie? Remember thirty seconds or less?
Do you remember that movie?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I do?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Do you remember when the military dad shoots the the
he's like the I don't know, some of the cartel
drug guy or whatever. He's like, you shot the p
and the pin gun and really you know that.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I know, I understand you can have a peng gun.
I just didn't know what I found.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
But do you remember that scene because that seems yes,
shot me with the ping Do you know what a
fountain pen is? Yes, it has a clickie on the top.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
No, it doesn't. Just google it.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
It's a Oh that's fucking weird. Why would you have
that in the sixties? Like, I just like to feel really,
you know, siperia with my this is I run it
with ink.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
You know.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
It's just some guy and he pulls out like the
little ink and it like dips it and he's like
they're really doing Tony and he's like, I'm really getting
into the Victorian age right now. I just love I
love just riding with the fountain pen and it's just
it feels better in my hand.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
When is the standard pen made not?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
If you think it was past this is the seventies,
you're definitely wrong.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
No, no, no, no, I just Carris. Oh yeah, okay,
it was late. It was eighteen ninety.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
You know, shit, why would someone be using a fountain pen?
It's my idea.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh never mind, sorry, commercially became successful in nineteen forty five.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
There you go the end of the war. Yes, yeah,
the good guys always seemed to win for some reason.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
But again, exactly, you're not using it for that, You're
using it for the fucking thickness to be like yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Then it's like, but why would you just have a
random fountain pen?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
My I've okay, I got. I have an employee that
just bought a fucking a dab like calligraphy feather pen.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Why.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I don't know. He likes it. He says he can
write better with it.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I said, okay, oh, I feel so much more fancy though,
I can just I feel Shakespeare's boner round through my
whole bott it.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Actually, it must be something because like they're literally called
calligraphy pens now, meaning like you can write so much
sharper than you can like the regular standard pen. Because
I'm gonna get one points more like a needle, but
it's like a smooth, gliding needle.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I'm gonna get one, and I'm gonna write a book
called My Struggle.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I couldn't my struggle as I could have bought a
dollar story.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
That's a good job. Did you did my joke over
your head?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
My struggle mine? Com Yeah? I got I got.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Mine struggle. There wasn't ever any concrete conclusion as to
what the actual poison was made of, but it was
thought to be a type of neurotoxin derived from shellfish
called saxitocin. That's a fun name. It is fair, it's good.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I like that one. Actually, can we get a can
we get? You need to get you need to get
a fucking mic arm? I heard, I heard. It doesn't
like me? Oh really, yeah, just it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
We're want me to move it on to the table.
It's on a mouse pad right now.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
I don't know if it's know what it could be.
The frequency is coming from your computer because it's not
supposed to be like, do you understand? It's fine, it's
what it is. You have to buy that thing that
I sent you so we can stop running this rigormarole operation.
I don't actually know what wrong.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
You keep sending me wrong things to buy, which is
where we are at. I don't want to take anymore.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
And send that other one back so we can stop
with thens.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
No, this is your fault. I want you to live
with what you did.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
The audience doesn't have to They supposed to be love you.
Some of them hate you, but someone.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Oh yeah, that's kind of my sick is either I'm
fucking the worst or the best.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
It recently and I got like, I don't put up
with the ship. I'll get rid of it. And it's
like I couldn't listen to the one guy talk talking
about how he sounded like an idiot, and I was like,
that's that's very mean.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Oh, and I was on I watched those come in.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
It's like, wow, what a dick, No thank you. And
there'll be people that will defend you. Don't worry. But
I love Billy though. You know, some guy found us
on some guy found us on bit Shoot and like,
which is so funny, and he's a fan, and he
was like, man, I love the episodes of you and Billy,
and I'm like, who the fuck is watching this on
goddamn bit shoot. That's like the like that's where you

(33:36):
go to find like documentaries about like the stuff people
are injecting right, Like we're just like those that can't
be shown like shown anywhere and stuff or stuffing about
maybe other history stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
You got it. You gotta make a splash, man, either fu.
You gotta divide and conquered and the people that hate
me are afraid.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
One time we did one time it's great. In the mail,
we did get someone who put a bit shoot, which
is crazy a little thing. It was during COVID, and
it was like, watch these docs on bitch shoot and
I was like, wow, this is cool. We got this
in the mail and it was like they're lying to
you about the the you know, the the stuff that
you know.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
You you got fucking what sorry, start that story.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
So during COVID he got a little pamphlet thing that
was like they're trying to kill you with these things.
And then it's like these docs on bitch.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Okay, sorry, I thought you meant somebody like privately c
I A sent you personally a package and it.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Was like, leave me alone, right, leave me alone. I'm
a normal guy. I just want to talk freely on
a comedy.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Show I was curious about and not be.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Called racist because I want to promote my own culture
and people and keep it alive and not die. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, you know what. I love those My last it
it on this though, and the reason again you can
leave that ship up. It doesn't bother me at all
because at the end of the day you're gay, I'm
fucking gay, dude. Anyways, anybody that ever like puts that.

(35:20):
I love hearing that energy, because, like anybody, if you
go out of your way to comment something negative on somebody,
you were such a piece of ship person, like you
have nothing going on for you, and nobody likes.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
It's the argument of like, you know, I always I've
mentioned this before is Apathy's first album was where's your album?
And like, right of like, where's your poet? What are
you doing? Why?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
You know?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
We have thousands of people that listen to us and
find it's hilarious. Okay, don't back us up. And the
thing is like a couple of people being like I
don't like this because of this what it's like, don't
watch it? Then, like that chick that came it was
like why you name your show after a common movie
that's dumb? And I was like, are you fucking retarded?
Like Strange Brew is based off of a conspiracy where

(36:05):
they fucking go and they find beer that's putting people
under mind control. That's literally why I named it that
because I was like, oh, this is a comedy Canadian
two guys drunken a basement talking about bullshit ranting and
just giving you stupid facts and conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Big site quick sidebart is my strange brew podcast background backwards.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
No, it looks fine, that's why it's wo wow.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, No, I'm inverted.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yes, I know you are Communist did it too? So
it was all supposed to be like anonymous. It would
likely have been forever remained a classified maybe secret if
it weren't for American Senator Frank Church, who in nineteen
seventy five was assigned by the US State Congress to
look into how agencies like the CIA, NSA, and the

(36:54):
FBI were using their budget, which should be done. But
guess what, Trump is not anyone's saviors not going to
be done either. He's pro checkting. Why are you talking
about stud Stop talking about the pedophs. Until then, they
had been pretty much on a leash and left to
their own devices. But the Watergate scandal, in which then
President Richard Nixon was abusing his power through the CIA,

(37:16):
made Congress decide, uh to see what the agents were
really up to behind closed door. The The interesting thing is, too,
is tricky dick right, good old Nixon right he he
During the Watergate scandal.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
They recording. What what tricky dick?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
They used to call him tricky dick.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I've never heard them. That's a weird thing is there's like.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
There's like videos of him and be like, olse, goddamn Jews,
like he said, there's like supposed to be recordings of
him where he's like, is like, well, why are involved
in all of this? Yeah, so it's like really weird?
Is that weird? And they're like it's just so funny
because he was like they they bugged his thing, but

(38:04):
he was critical of Israel, which is and then it
just finds like you could have been doing some shady shit.
You know, for sure, they all are, but it's interesting.
It's like, well, just let this these operatives of this
branch of the government do whatever they want, use taxpayer
dollars to literally go and set up assassination attempts in

(38:25):
other countries or coups that would get people overthrown so
they can insert their tentacles. And they're like, yeah, maybe
we should look into this. We're not really like auditor like,
we're not really going we're not seeing what they're doing.
We're giving them, like you know, at that point, millions
upon millions of dollars and and then all of a sudden,
it's really weird. America has been flooded with a bunch
of drugs from like Bolivia, and there's this guy Pablo,

(38:48):
and I don't know what's going on, but he definitely
seems to be connected to these agencies, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Is that he's getting away with a lot of stuff
over there.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
You know, and it's weird. Watch a movie blow that's
actually like it's not it's interesting because they were doing
stuff like that, but I think it was even more shady. Right,
they literally put.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Heart attack guns was next.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
So I'm trying to grease the polls because like this
is not very long, but uh so essentially right, they
were able to do this. There was no concrete evidence,
but they had wanted to find out what was going on,
you know. So the Church Commission finally which probably the
video we watched, finally officially known as uh the more

(39:38):
door and less fun sounding more.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
More, more doors or less I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
As more, I don't know, d O you are I've
never used that word in a sentence, as d O
you are do more door, less fun sounding whatever United
States selected? I want to see this, d O you
are d O you are? Look it up and what

(40:08):
does it mean?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
The sounding The United States Senate selected Committee to Study
the Governmental Operations with Respect for Into Intelligence Activities. What
does it mean?

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
The word door describes something that or some someone or
something that is unfriendly, severe, gloomy.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Or grim.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
How do you say it.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Did you click the pronunciation? No, I'm just it's gotta
be saying. I've never heard that done in a sentence.
It was more door and less.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Fun Cambridge Dictionary US.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
You don't have the pronunciation that should be right on Google.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
No, it's in like a different fucking language anyway.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
So there was so these these they're intelligen They were,
you know, setting up and seeing if they could turn
up some enlightening and spook things. For instance, Church found
all sorts of transgressions and abuse being carried out form
open citizens may. Oh, they would actually open citizens mail
to access domestic telecommunication providers keep tabs on private citizens,

(41:14):
keeping assassination hitless. One of the things they discovered was
the heart attack gun. That's why he's like you, I
see you've been working on this, you know, is do
you doubt you're sure I've never heard that sentence. This
is the guy that obviously was running the commission. Guys,
let me let me see it.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I I've never actually used one of these before. I
hope everyone's buying it. Mm hmm. So then that's a
cover of a fucking rap album. All these pictures could
be any cover.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Just maybe that's why does not grow a beard, because
it would be uncanny, you know, look at like, I
tell that could be a wrap album. That thing's sick though,
Like if that scope actually works on a handgun, and
I guess it's it's it's an electrical gun, so it
wouldn't have like like it would be probably pretty silent,
so it's like it just shoots the darts with pew.
They say they wouldn't even feel it really, which is crazy.

(42:20):
And they're like, so how many Like if they were
doing this in the seventies, Okay, if they're doing this
in the seventies, what else have they developed now?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
That was a lot more now.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Or they could just convince an entire population that an
imaginary threat exists and then be like, go get this thing. Okay,
it's gonna save everybody. It only took us a year
to develop. Actually, we developed it before COVID hit. What
does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, we've we've been doing this for forty years. We
knew this was coming. Well, the always been weird.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
The patent for stars COVID two or whatever was patented
in two thousand and one. While you're pattenting a disease,
especially with the fucking what that's what the virus say
is costars kov too, is what disease actually is. It
was patented in two thousand and one. A guy exposed
a Canadian guy exposed all of this ship.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Well, yeah, no, because that was the whole thing, is
that it got leaked. Yeah, basically it was saying it
was a real thing before, but it got leaked out
of a Chinese lab.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Chinese, they're doing some shady ship over there, and they've
they're their their fingers are on everything on the side
of the world too.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah. Probably their population is mischievous men. No one's no
one's putting them in check, none of them.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Why what we need to do is get all of
those trains. You know how the Chinese are just packed
into trains and I think it's I think it's Japan,
but maybe trying to they separate the women in men
cars because the men are just like touchy feely. Put
all of them in a massive train that's gonna sound
like an I'm Nazi, and then we're gonna put it
in India. We're gonna the Chinese drive and then the

(44:03):
Indians can stand on the track and then the problem
will just deal it with itself. I still like my
solution better, the final one. Jesus, all these fucking Nazi
jokes whatever that was, actually that was good. So they

(44:25):
like they found all these weird things that were going on.
They covered. So during these hearings of Church's committee findings
and hard that come was actually shown by Church as
we were showing the images, and this is obviously AI
and they're like.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I was gonna say, that's one hell of a photo.
I have never seen hair comb so perfectly.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
It is weird because I actually question I'm curious how
many of these guys were that were on the other
side during the questioning, because you know, it's just they
were working with a lot. So obviously, then these fightings

(45:08):
of the heart attack gun was shown, and these revelations
proved to be scary enough that it launched an all
matter of wild conspiracy theories. Of course, over the years,
a long list of well known people would be claiming
to have been victims of the heart attack gun, including
Clay Sean Jay. Who the hell is Clay Sean?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I was gonna say, what a sick name, Clay Show.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
That's not his name. I was wrong. It's Clay Shaw.
J Clay.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Jay? Is that his first name? Is this guy?

Speaker 6 (45:53):
He was.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
A former congressman. Interesting in Clay Shaw was a jurist
Republican Florida. Interesting and he was defeated. He why did
he die? What did he die?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Defeated? Died? Well?

Speaker 4 (46:14):
He used it yet I know Jesus Oh. Also Edgar
Hooveredgar Hoover. He's the one that dressed up in drag.
I'm pretty sure, pretty sure wasn't Edgar Hoover. Jay, Edgar
Hoover sounds cross dress That's literally the second thing that

(46:37):
comes up that's hilarious. Is there any images that'd be
very funny if there was? And he looks like a
guy that would be would be a cross dressers, Give
me one second? Was curious?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Any who?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Now, Okay, this is interesting. Jargar Hoover was not Jewish.
He was raised Presbyterian, Rumors of his Jewish heritage were floated,
but there was no evidence to support them. Hmm, that's
a little weird.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, I don't think that was the right sound.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
What is that one? So weird?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
You don't even know what's going on anymore. We don't
even know what's going on anymore. No, we don't, Okay,
So just put a camera. Let you all listen to guys,
and let's listen to guys.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Sou. I'll trying to look up some stuff on the fly,
and it never works because Billy doesn't have any repertoire
when I'm not talking kidding.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Well, no, because you go and this is what you
can fucking do, by the way, and everyone will attest
to this. You go, and then this person, uh, his
name is editor Alan Poe and he yeah, and then yeah, Edgar.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Allan Poe, he went, take off your hoser?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yeah, yeah, fuck, like what am I supposed to? Am? I? So?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Also Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy. It also turned
out that the KGB had also uh for years, been
using their own version of the heart attack gun, which
was a gun that fired a jet of poison gas
from a crushed CINAI capsule, which would similarly make the
victim appear as a he suffered from a heart attack.

(48:40):
And that's even it's crazy because even like that. Richard Kleczynski,
eventually we'll talk about him. He was a mob boss,
a scary one. They say that some of his stuff
was over exaggerated, but there's interviews with him where he
would like and he was caught in jail. I think
also they essentially got someone in the cell who is
an informant and record him top can. I think that's

(49:00):
how it went. And he would talk about how he
would like He's like, you know, you want to do
these like stupids, you get a you know, just get
some cyanide. Yeah, blow in somebody's face and it's like
then they're you know. So he's talking about like just
doing stuff like that, being able to like use cyanide
and if you would just like put it in someone's
face and then they would just he would make a missed,

(49:20):
I think he claimed. And you would just spray someone
in the face of cyanide. What a way to go.
It's kind of cool. I'm not gonna it's not cool,
but it's it would be very easy just to be
like like a bug he would spray.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
It's fucking wild too. It's like I was thinking, I
was thinking, like, I wonder if, like on the dark
I order guns like this, don't.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Say, but then nobody's access in the dark web on
this podcast especially.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Anyways, any who, I was thinking, I was like, I
wonder if you can get your hands or something like that.
And then I'm like, what do I want it for?
And I'm like, it'd be cool to And then my
brain's like you you would fucking use it?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Are you accidentally use it on yourself?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Be like?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
What does this smell like?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I don't think I am allowed?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
What so?

Speaker 4 (50:15):
And then the KGB gun was infamously used by a
KGB agent, Brahandin shah Sinski. Uh, what does that sound like?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Chat In ski Oh's Dems.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Who used it to kill the Ukrainian National Nationalist leaders
Rev Rebat and Stepan bear Benaria in nineteen fifty seven
and nineteen fifty nine, respectively.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Out of curiosity, is that name Stephan? By chance?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Stephan? No, it's Stepan is only sp listen it's s
T E P A N Stepan.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Stephan.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
No, there's no age though there's no age it's step
and a n stepan that's literally what do you a
Russian accent vodcast?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
The patent I can't see, that's not that's.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
A uh the results of churches commissioned would I'm not
angry enough that would lead to uh legislation banning such
unsavory practices. Is targeting assassinations by the CIA and other
intelligence ac in me In the meantime, the heart gut,
the heart attack was whisked away. So they put all

(51:44):
these things in place and that someone else can appeal them,
like they've done this numerous times. So it's like like
it doesn't matter. Oh, that's why I want to Like
when people are like, you know, if you just follow
the law, everything will be okay, you know what I mean.
And it's like, but what's the law? If they can
if they can create laws and just manufacture things out

(52:07):
of thin air, then what is good as a law?
Like you know what I mean? This idea of like,
you know, if they're just law buying citizens, if the
law becomes it's okay to machete your neighbor, is that
still good? So these people that are like you just
gotta follow the law, Like that's a dumb argument because
they'll just pass laws that will essentially restrict freedom or

(52:29):
something like that, and then they'll be like, well, it's
the law, you have to do it, you know what
I mean. That's a good art because it's like, well,
it's the law, I have to do it. Yeah, but
the law says that you can't say the word pussy cat.
And then it's like someone says the word pussy cat
and they get thrown away in jail and he's like,
well it's the law, you know, you get my point.

(52:52):
I could have said other words, but yeah, No.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
The idea is always baffle me too, because the biggest
law ever that always pissed me off was taxes.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Keep going, well, there's nowhere written that we actually have
to pay taxes. There's no like actual thing that says
by law we have to pay taxes, especially when what
happened to tax station with that representation taxes taxation with it. Right,
if you don't have people in like parliament, you're not
like them, they're not representing you. The why are we
paying them?

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Right?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Is the idea if you're it's not being used for
your benefit and it's just going to benefit a bunch
of Indians like what is the point of it? You know,
or Muslims. So they result was they were going to
try to you know, this thing was whisked away. At
the time, it was claimed that it was to be
turned over to the US military for safekeeping, but seemed

(53:52):
after that it was simply vanished in the thin air.
Conspiracies say that it returned to the CIA. God, I'm
gonna be faster on this, and it was used to
take out President candidate Bernie Sanders, who suffered from a
heart attack while out on the two thousand and nine

(54:12):
campaign trail. Mister Bernie, was there a gun? You No,
He's still alive. Birdie Stairs. I was like, it gives
everything to the ball. It's like, shut the fuck up.
I was like to God, yeah, Bernie Sanders had some
okay policies, but he's definitely bought and paid for.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
And you just said it was used on him in
two THO think.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
It was because he had a heart attack during his
campaign trail, so they tried, but he survived. Maybe he's
got a more of a tolerance for shellfish.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
That was drink. I couldn't see anything irish.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Joke because I'm like, I'm lactose intolerant and stuff like that,
because it's I can just tell I can't ice cream.
It's just it makes me sad because it's enjoyable once
in a while and then I'm like, I just don't
it doesn't. I just it's not good for the tumbul
to tum right.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
God, dude, I told you how to get over that.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
And I just keep doing it. So somebody that works
out there, just like drink drink raw milk and force
yourself to get over it.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
And I was like, I'm not kidding. You witnessed it, remember,
remember how you're.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
So yeah, it's probably still that way. I don't doubt
that if pizza with you. I have a feeling if
we record a podcast now or later, it would stake
in that fucking room.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I'm it's not it's not true. I'm right back to normal, dude.
I can have creaming my coffee again, like I'm a
regular fucking human being. It's still heart but like not
anything close to that.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
You know, I'm intolerant about a lot of things, especially milk.
So is there anything to this or is it just
tinful hot nonsense? So what do you think?

Speaker 5 (56:01):
What?

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Maybe we have no idea, what extent the gun was
used for, what it became of, or how far the
technology has come since in the meantime, obviously all this
a being swept under the rug and that people don't
even talk about it anymore. The fact that they had
something like this, how scary is that? So I want
you to decize a listener, But I also want to
get Billy's thoughts, like, what do you think about the
heart attack guns? You think they've used it before? Do

(56:23):
you think that technology has excelled? Get your thoughts out there,
tell the fans what you think.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Well, it was also it was obviously super fucking important
in being used. If the case that they had a
they had a meeting about it in parliament. Obviously this
is not just an idea or we're going to bring
this sorry, we're going to bring this to your attention
before we do anything. Not a chance. They absolutely did

(56:51):
something and they're like what did you use And they
went to find this and they went okay, fuck and
they were looking through it and then yeah, that's again,
this is saturdies fifty years later. Like you can only
I can't even fathom the technology that's not released on us,
like Internet, was a thing. What was it fifteen years

(57:12):
before we knew about it.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah, Steve Jobs in the eighties is talking about how
they're gonna have like artificial intelligence.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah, like they know there's like this is coming and
we'll release it on to you when you're ready, but
give you a little bit.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Well, there's that guy, Phil Schneider that was like his
dad was probably the military. He worked for the military.
And then he was the one that claimed there was
an underground base under Nevada or was the day Bass
and which we talked about prior, if Billy has any
sort of memory, And then there was that, and then
he's there was that supposedly, I think supposedly he was

(57:49):
in like they were the military was digging out some
sort of they weren't really told they were doing. There
was digging out some stuff, and then they stumbled upon
this alien base supposed to be the government knew about,
but the military didn't. They were going down to like
elevator shafts after they've built some sort of thing to
go in this underground and then he was down there
with his buddy and they saw three gray aliens supposedly,

(58:12):
and the guy did some sort of shit where he
shot something out of his chest and it killed his
friend and singed off three of his fingers. And there's
famous videos of him talking about this stuff. Alien conference
is way back in the day, in the early two thousands,
if not the late nineties, and he was like, hell,
they shall my I'm missing these fingers to this day
or whatever, right, and and then he supposed he died

(58:35):
mysteriously out of nowhere from a heart attack.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Got that heart attack gone on? The only the only
other thing too, because you I don't know why in
the world my brain went here. But this is like
there's using technology for good and using it for evil.
And I think a very good use of technology would
be is the form of quid but for a rectile dysfunction,

(59:04):
and at real time.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
So you want that baby to come through your window
and like you're sitting.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
There, yeah, you're fucking your wife sitting there looking at you,
and you're like, I really want to fuck right now.
But uh, and then why is that suddenly suddenly a
fucking barrel rolls ci agent comes in and you're just like,
I'm ready to go, baby, You're good, Like I would

(59:30):
pay double taxes if that's.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
How it was you just see like a cia spook,
like creeping through like a tree, and that he's like
this guy and getting hard.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, you were watching everybody and we gotta we gotta
help them, like your marriage is falling apart.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Buddy, Like that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
I know you're a little too much. You didn't exercise, like,
it's fine, you're ready for four rounds now and even
you're in your bees. You're back sixteen. Buddy, Do you
have one? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah, it's time for I heard this a long time ago,
and we've been doing this for so long now there's
a chance there's a chance I've done this before. But

(01:00:31):
when I was looking up ones, I still thought it
was cool and it's worth a rebringing. Okay, So I
should have remembered this because I didn't for some reason.
Must be the alcohol. But on your wedding day, you
could have made yourself taller.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I know how much you appreciate that, So I could
have made you taller and I didn't realize. I'm just teasing.
You're actually well. People have said this before, and I'm
sure you might know her, maybe not, but you are
actually every single day when you wake up you're taller
than when you go to bed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
I've heard of that. I hate you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
So that is an actual thing. Like you wake up
in the morning and then you go through your entire day.
You have final compression from the weight and gravity of
you walking around all day, and when you lie down
and rest it expands.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
The expansion of your spine makes sense. The gravity. There's
gonna be some fans that say, no, no, no, gravity's fake.
Oh okay, that flat earth man, it's it's not real.
Just because signing false does not make it gravity. That's
a stupid theory according to some people. Just it's just

(01:01:47):
the weight of the object in an adamant space. Oh h,
that's all the fun you got, the fucking you've done
this before. I was gonna go back like two hundred
episodes ago, and he's like, here, he did this.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
There's a chance. And that's why I said there's a chance,
because like soon as I read it, him like, oh
I remember.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
And you're getting like ones off Google.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
No, Like, well, it's fine. I thought it was cool,
and it's not. It's a cool reminder because you're actually
you didn't even care to ask.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
How much bigger, how much bigger?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
I'm six inches.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
I want to I want to say, how much bigger? Bigger?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
My god, it's actually well, it's it's more than you
guess how much taller do you really think you are
in the morning of that? Yeah, it's about that two sents.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
That's like nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Oh well that's enough. That's kind of cool. So meaning realistically,
if you slept for like a week, would you be
like another inch and a half taller?

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Fems, I think some guy that has been para, like
a paraplegic.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You'll never know because he's not standing up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
I don't he gets out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
I don't think many people are tape measuring their fucking height.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
As Okay, what about guys been like a coma for
like a year?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
You think that, like, yeah, he's like he's probably good too,
and just told her that he was before. I'd imagine
maybe I don't know, I'm vaculating here now, I don't know,
you don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Billy is the kind of guy you'd use as a
CIA in a ci A torture program, not as a victim,
but as a method one hour of listening to him
in the prisoner's bag for waterboarding. If Billy was a
secret agent, his codename would be friendly Fire because he
screws up more than his own teammates than the EN.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Oh you're about to get all hell next episode. I'm
coming prepare.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Yo, This one's good. Billy's liver has seen more black
ops than the CIA expect accept his mission always ended
in failure in kebab Puke, it's weird that they think
you eat kabobs. The CIA heart attack Gun couldn't kill
Billy because nature's already been trying for years with this diet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
That's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Some of those are actually really good. Actually enjoyed this
very much. Yeah, it's a fun, little short episode compared
to some of the stuff we do. I want to
talk about the heart Attack Gun. We have so much
stuff on the go. This is supposed to be like
Marie was supposed to come on, We're suposed to do
something fun for the summer, but things happen. So I
was like, let's do something. Like I sit on these episodes,
I'm like, when do we do them? So I was like, oh,
let's do it to the heart Attack Gun. That's a

(01:04:49):
fun kind of conspiracy thing. And it was fun that
you didn't know about it, because it is fucking crazy,
Like if they have this right, then what else do
they have right? Support the show five star rating reviews.
You don't know what people that watch this on like
like YouTube Evan or rumble like that, like and sharing
it be like, yo, check out the show. It's fucking
fun or whatever. That does more than you think it

(01:05:11):
really does. Right, And you know the show was just
supposed to be question everything. Don't get offended by anything.
It's just it's for not easily offended. It's a fun
time show, So support us. You can buy merch. My
green screens making it look weird, but it's usually like
really green. I have my own face on my shirt.
There's been fans that have Yeah, because I have a

(01:05:32):
green screen, it's turning it like gray. His smoke is
like bright, yeah, like a black Yeah. It's just because
the green screen or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Oh I thought you made your whole T shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
I'm Billy needs to buy some merch or whatever. I
have some red ends end remains merch up there, now
you want to get one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
This is this is how the mic arm was supposed
to be that Tom wanted me to use.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
That's not right, it would turn onside. I saw, I
saw it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
I was holding it. Oh sorry, let me rephrase that
right like that, and then you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Put under your mouth under your chin. No are you
gonna go buy it? And everybody, everybody harassed Billy until
you buy is a proper mic setup. I think the
more you move it and put on your table, I
think you're fucking it up. Don't do that. You spend
a lot of money on that. Then he just breaks it. Okay,

(01:06:25):
support the show, it means a lot. You can join
the Patreon, you'll get exclusive content, early episode releases.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
And I gotta start releasing more of the lost tapes,
episodes of episodes that have been taken off, and we'll
be going up on Patreon. So that support does mean
a lot. All your support doesn't mean a lot. Uh,
you know do the really bad ones are not going everywhere?
Especially there was a couple of them, like the first

(01:06:52):
four episodes of the show. I had to like, I
told you, I had to contact there was one app
that still had them up and I'm like, please refresh
your eye or whatever the thing is you're you're streaming thing,
because these episodes should not be out there of me
and justin drinking at twenty six or in a half
an hour and talking about Gray Alliens.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Good times. Like the public will enjoy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
This, that's so dumb, I'm all we're surprised people will
listen seven years ago when we first started. But yeah,
what do you guys think?

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
You can email us A Stranger Podcast at gmail dot com,
five star rating reviews all that good stuff. You know,
we'll be getting in some fun stuff, some fun conspiracytuff.
I got lots of stuff on the go. It's almost
it's gonna be Halloween by the time, at a Halloween,
but getting up there at the time we release some
of this stuff, so we'll have some fun stuff, some
bangers coming out soon. Hopefully Aaron can join us again

(01:07:41):
at some point. Bill, he's gonna fix this fucking mic.
Thank you,