The Dark Side of Christmas LIVE | Saturnalia, Occult rituals and Hidden History! - Strange Brew Podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
This kills said Head, Jeffrey's daughter, so duplat, the unibomber
blowing up Waco, Texas and Heaven's Days and aliens modified

(00:43):
men for names, JFC shot on the head.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Now the CIA, Bigfoot and the mob Man, start of
Sam talking tots again, Witches, dum.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Sanct serious noise and Hauntings.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Stargards and the skull and Bones.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Most celebrities are probably can so if you're feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
All alone, crack a beer.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
And get stone. Welcome you to the podcast. Range Brow.
We're here to entertain you. We're entertain you. It's the
best kids, Strange, Marry Christmas, everybody. Welcome to the show.

(01:23):
I'm your host, Tom kat aka Tom Thompson, and welcome
to the show.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
Hole Ho Ho Billy is a dirty hole.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
No, how do you? I got a good joke though?
How do you pick up a Jewish girl.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
With with a dust pan? Oh no, that's it. I
didn't know you knew that one.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
I want to come.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I have some other ones, but I ran them by
a len and even some of them are too bad
for hearing. I'm like, there's some that are me and
you jokes, private jokes. How about this differ between a
cow and I'm I don't know, can't milk a cow?
For twenty five years.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
It's true, that's what they definitely do. They're still getting
paid from. But it's like the thing with you know,
with good old Germany. Germany's still paying reparations to the Jews,
and it's like, I think it's been I think it's
been long enough, everybody. I am. Right now, we're at
the North Pole, the North Pole, Strip Pole, get it.
It's very funny. We're at a strip club right now, Christ's

(02:28):
strip club called the North Pole. But I'm also at Tomcats.
I have a background. A little later, I'm inside the club.
Right now, I'm saying outside the club, I'm one of
those like homeless santas. You know, it's like like I
need some money for this charity, but I'm actually gonna
spend it on booze.

Speaker 9 (02:43):
You know that that's a gay club.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
If I walked back that and saw that, I'd be like, oh,
it's a gay bar.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah yeah, no, it's funny. I asked it. I was like,
how did you know what I look like? And it
was like we just base it off of Santa Claus
or whatever. Like I'm like, I don't know, did you
or do you like know what I look like? Uh? Here,
I'll bring it up on stage. See if I can
do that. Yeah. See, yeah, it definitely looks like a
gay club, that's for sure.

Speaker 9 (03:12):
I would not be walking in there. That's I'm good.

Speaker 10 (03:15):
I like you.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
I like Billy's. See, I can bring him to the forefront.
There you go, Billy Billy's Club. No refunds to leave?
Am I here by myself? Now you're you're fine?

Speaker 9 (03:29):
Oh there he's back.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah. I was just showing people your your trash bin
of a bar.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
It does let you when I do that, though, you
cut out completely.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
I do that on purpose. I uh, I actually I
like your bar. It's a whole Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:46):
This is my new Brunswick bar.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
I was gonna say it would be one that is
like out east right for sure.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
This is like I'm in the country right, Yeah, local bar.
You go forty minutes to get to this.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yeah, welcome everybody, Merry Christmas. Aaron should be here, hopefully,
but every special that we do, Aaron is either late
or he doesn't show up. So hopefully he's on his
way home. He said the weather's bad. He's doing an
event type of thing. Uh, it's nine o'clock there, so
I hope that he gets home sometime soon and he's
not in a ditch somewhere.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
And I wonder what's bad weather for people?

Speaker 10 (04:20):
Rain?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Like rain?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
But yeah, that's what I was thinking, Like, do you
guys like do they get like three feet of snow?

Speaker 6 (04:26):
No? No, definitely not like we get.

Speaker 11 (04:28):
Man.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Well, yeah, it's it's dangerous out there. Everybody watch out
for the jeets.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
On the red Actually, you know what, are either going
to justify him right now or I'm going to call
him out? So what is the weather?

Speaker 6 (04:40):
So I'm wearing this stupid thing. I think it's a
bad idea for the audio. It's like it's like choking me.
Is he in Dublin? Yeah no, Wexford. Oh I wonder
if that's what we should have said. I thought this
is gonna be a good idea, but he caught him
by beard.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Shit, Oh he's a liar, Aaron Bitchett, it's a plus
ten right there, right now.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Check out the website a little bit when you're bored,
Aaron Bitchett. It's oh that's cool. I'll check that out.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have a little bit of rain.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Is too much? Yeah yeah, exactly right. And this is
like it's green, so's I'm going to I can put
this away. It's too much lat noise. I'm wearing one
of our new designs. Everybody. You can check it out.
You can get it at the Strange Brew podcast shop.
It says problem Reaction Solution. I also have one that's
Order out of Chaos, but I really like this one.

(05:42):
The wife wouldn't imrord outside though.

Speaker 12 (05:43):
But.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I should go back though, just in case he's watching too,
and just know that I love you, Aaron.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
I'm just teasing, yeah, in case he's watching. Driving home
in the Horessic.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Rain, so yeah, don't speed if it actually is bad,
what do you pop off?

Speaker 6 (06:00):
I'm I'm Santa Claus obviously for all the audio listeners.
I really desperately tried to find that vogcaw agnog again
and I couldn't find it, and I was like oh
so annoyed. I like, I couldn't make it to it
was like a half an hour way to get it.
And uh and then so I'm like, I'm trying to
get like maybe the shittier version of agnog, just some
sort of lookier agnog, but all sold out. Everyone loves

(06:23):
the nog. So I have a gingerbread liqueur and I
also have some yeah no more, well just a looker then, yeah,
it's like thirty percent. If Aaron was here, I could
show them this Irish red beer that I got thirty
percent or something like that. Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
Look here, that's that's a liquor.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
That's maybe it's like seventeen. I don't know, some like that.
So we we it sounds good though, we deplore you.
Is that the way I want to use to have
a drink? Smoke up, eat an edible. We're gonna have
a fun time. We got stuff, show things to talk about.
I eight half an edible. Half there it is because
I didn't want to go to last time there. There

(07:08):
was an episode the fans when that I was kind
of high on the Christmas Crime episode. I ate like
a full edible and I'm pretty it was getting to
me where I was like getting that like whole edible anxiety.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
What's the what's the is the difference? I don't know
if it's can at the wider province. What's the milligrams
they sell in Ontario.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Ten milligrams, which I listen. I used to be able
to do one hundred, one hundred and fifty. One hundred
and twenty was good. There's suckers I used to get.
I'm getting so old now, and I always think it's
because mushrooms may who knows, change your brains. No, I
used to be and I now ten is more than enough.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
That's enough. You're sitting on the couch. I take ten.
I'm like, oh, I'm I'm song.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
You took a edible recently, didn't you.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, we've been getting into it. It slows down into it. Well,
we have sex, were ding like an edible or something,
just zonked out like drink just lay on it. Yeah,
just you do one hundred percent of the work.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
I don't know what you need to do. Is you
need to do soaking. It's just like his are so high.
Just get just lay inside of it and then you
get your friend underneath the bed and he moves it.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
Ye, that's a move. It's called soaking your you.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah, you've never heard that. That's you've never heard that?
Just like that's that's what the more do you need?
How much do you have to?

Speaker 9 (08:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, I think we joked about that before. Do you
need to have sex and be like I just I
can't move.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
I think that it's like I don't know why, but
maybe penetration is allowed, but they're they can't do like
a they can't motion, which I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I don't think that's a rule. I think it's no
sex marriage or no sex for pleasure.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Just wait everybody until the episode comes out with uh
with Heidi Love the ex Mormon, it's Fascinating'm gonna get
Billy to come on an episode with her. But that
ship like I like nightmares about the occult and stuff
like that. After it's uh, it's some weird stuff and
they have like magic underwear and everything. It's it's strange.
So welcome. Everybody's is Christmas tab everybody?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Do you do you have any like Christmas traditions that
you do or is there like you know, well, we'll
start with that. Is there any Christmas traditions that you do.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well, it's it kind of sucked now because ye like
I moved away from my family, right and I moved
over here, so a lot of what I used to do,
and this isn't so much of a tradition. No, it's
actually kind of funny. Isn't so much of a tradition.
But it's one thing I'm not able to do this
year unfortunately, unless I want to look like a cyclepath
to my in laws, Danny and I would get obliterated,

(10:01):
like not just like drunk, like our Christmas Eve is
just like get fucking gone till we're like falling over
and like lying on the carpet and then the kids
wake us up in two hours.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
That's that's like that tradition.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
We've done it every year, and I think this is
like the first year buck since I was a teenager
that I'm not going to be there for that. But
that's I don't really have any new ones but starting
new traditions anyway.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Don't you do an orange thing? You oranges in your stocking, right,
because that's like a Canadian kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
It's not a tradition. No, you leave oranges for the
reindeer because that's what the Mexican escape that's always put out.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
That's so funny. I want to I want to kind
of start a new tradition now that I'm a father,
I want to do something like fun.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Right, Yeah, absolutely, put oranges out and like kids just
think it's normal for twenty years until someone looks at
him and be like, why are you doing?

Speaker 6 (10:53):
My mom used to do that too. She used to
put oranges in our stockings. You know what I think
would be It would be funny. I'm up all of
my presence or stocks, maybe in the stocking stuffers in tinfoil,
you know.

Speaker 9 (11:05):
Oh you should have saw what I did do.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Oh, I gotta get I suck it wrapping And I
took a page out of my mom's book and I
was up wrapping Len's gifts and I ripped it like
three times and I got over it. And I should
show you this picture because like, look at what I did. Actually,
I can show the camera. I feel a little bad,

(11:28):
but this is gonna be funny, Like there's zero chance
she's opening this.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
This is good.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
And hopefully harassed Aaron and get him to show up.
Oh Jesus, you're gonna have to use a box cutter
to get over that.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm like, I'm over it. I just used like half
a roll of tuct tape.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
There you go. There's a fun fact. Billy's that read
it off.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oranges and stockings came from Victoria times when orange were
a symbol of prosperity for the new year.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Oh cool.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I just thought it came from poor people that just
didn't have other gifts like my mom used to get
My mom used to get them in Mexico because they
essentially like a gift you'd get for Christmas, like in
a poor family, like you're you're not making a lot
of money, you get a soda, you'd get an orange,
and you'd get like maybe a like a dollar item
or whatever. Now that was it. That was your Christmas
like or whatever, like a toy action figure. It's not

(12:25):
supposed to be sad. That's what it was. So I
thought that's more or less where it came from. They're
very happy, they're like that that was like the only
time every year they got a coke, Like, fuck you,
I got a Coca cola.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, and then then the kids put the Coca cola
in the stocking and then you wake up and you're
being beat like a prisoner with a bar full of
like the bars of soap and a sleeping pillow. What
did you think about the pathetic Jake Paul fight while
we're while we're here.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
Dude, that was humilia. I don't care. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
Fucking dude. He gotta that that look.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
That tough motherfucker stood up after he got his jaw
broken in two places. He's still standing there and had
like the post fight and everything. His jaw is obliterated.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
It's just he definitely, I don't know how by like
tripping he likes tripped, and then and then like half
the time he was trying to suck his dick. I'm like,
is this the humiliation ritual?

Speaker 9 (13:25):
Yeah? He got destroyed, like it's it is what it is.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Like, I'd like to see you go into a fight
with a guy way bigger than you, try to.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Millions of dollars get trained to do that. You know,
if I was.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
A ritual, you still get you still get obliterated.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah, you have to get props or props obviously as
smart because he's going he made a ton of money
for dancing around.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
No one's losing. I heard that kind of upset me.
That upset me a little. Yeah, well, he's I thought
it was. It was a decent fight, but the guy's young,
he's fast, he's a champion.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
It just shows like that these people can't keep up
like you. He like and Andrew.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
Tate's that's a cop out.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Anderson Silva was way older than that when he was fighting. Like,
there's so many older people that I can think of that, like.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
And silver clap punch thing was fucking sick though, that
Like he did it like four times. It was cool.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
I was sitting there like screaming at the DV. I'm like,
you know, he's gonna do it. He's gonna do it again.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
It's so funny because, like you know, it's funny. I
wonder if it was like rigged to some extent. That's
why they called it because it's funny. How the ref
was like, no, you're done, and I feel like they
could have kept going, but who knows. It's Anderson Silva.

Speaker 9 (14:38):
Oh Anderson Silva. I was like, what, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Don't pay attention to much celebrity antics by like fighting sports, right,
Like I get why people sometimes start watching it.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
We'll tune in and I don't care. It was free
for me. It was onflite. I wouldn't have paid a
pay per view to watch it, but like, yeah, I'm
gonna sit here and watch it. I'm already paying the
stupid subscribe.

Speaker 13 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
That when he came in with six', NINE i was,
like is that that stupid? Snitch AND i was, like
oh my, god that's, Pathetic like oh, yeah and then
it's like he's wearing the Hull cogan thing AND i was, like,
ah because Hul cogan is considered a. Racist he's just,
like you, know it's baiting people and do. It but
he's smart because if you, understand especially his brother whatever
is in, wrestling they're both ridiculous. People but then you,

(15:17):
know you can like kind of like it's a show you're.
Entertaining you can fake, things you can do things to
like piss people off because you know that you'll get
people watching, it, Right and, yeah props or props is
do he fucking he made a hell of an empire
off this. SHIP i.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Know so Let's i'm never GONNA i don't Think i'm
ever gonna see that quantity of money in my, Life
So i'm not really to.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Talk but come, on, everybody support the, show support the.
Show let's make this bigger than bigger than. Anything, Right
let's let's take the first. Spot we are one point
five percent of all podcasts in the, world, Right so
that was pretty.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Cool that was a cool start to, see, yeah but also.
Depressing i'm, like who's? Listening, YEAH i.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Know the thing is also you gotta think about it this.
Way Joe rogan is like zero point zero one right
of like. Podcast so we're doing pretty. Well let's start it.
Off i'm Hoping aaron does show. Up if, not one,
Day i'm just gonna travel To ireland and drop kick
him into a snow. Bank i'm Gonna i'm gonna create.
Snow he does get snow In, Island i'm pretty, sure
But i'm gonna drop kick him into some you, Know

(16:24):
i'll give. Him he likes wrestling so, much, Right i'll
put him in a little tights like he's the big
show And i'll just drop kick him into a.

Speaker 9 (16:30):
Table how much snow.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
That'd be, hilarious right For, Jake paul and Mister beast
to wrestle In oil.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
A few days of snowfall per, year so it's, like right, there.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
They don't even. Know manh it's like living In, canada
where it's, like, man it gets pretty bad. Here and
then now with all these newcomers that come from countries
where they don't have never seen, snow they just kill
people well on the road and it's very it's.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
BRO i HAD i had to go to a customer's
house the other day and it was snowing so freaking bad.
Here it was in the morning and it was a
white a, white, bad bad white, out and, Uh i'm
on the. Highway we're going about a buck twenty AND
i COULDN'T i sort of GOT i couldn't see like
three feet in front of.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Me, YEAH i went to. Work there was.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
No you can't see a fucking thing like you were
just like focused so sharply on exactly where your bumper.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
IS i turned around the one DAY i going to
work because literally it looked LIKE i can't even late
whatever someone else did, too BECAUSE i was, like, Yeah
i'm gonna be, H i'm gonna be late or. Whatever
and Then buddy's, like, Oh i'm also gonna be like
it looks, like, uh it looked Like Star, wars you,
know like you're going in the millennium. Falcon you're going hyper.
SPEED i. CAN'T i just snow just looks like it's
AND i was, Like i'm turning. Around this is. FUCKED

(17:47):
i can't see five feet in ahead of, me and it's,
uh that's what it gets like In so you think
about these people that, are you, know new to this,
country maybe come from some desert hole in the third,
world and then they're, LIKE i can definitely drive in.
THIS i, thought don't you, WORRY i have me snow
dieers on and then you know you're in a ditch.
Somewhere so let's, uh let's get us some images started

(18:08):
this of. Fun we'll say the videos for last first, Impressions.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Right.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
You know what you want to talk About Santa's you
know what pissed me off so much is we talked
about this the other.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
Week we Took chloe to to go get pictures taken With.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
SANTA'S i saw That santa looks drugged out of his fucking. Tree,
really that was the only photo he looked, Okay and
every other one he looked like worse than this. Guy
he looked so fucking like. Gone this guy looks like
a serial. KILLER i, know but but that's the thing,
though it was just angle it and you look. Up
he probably if he took that off and looked at

(18:50):
he's probably just like a normal fucking. Dude BUT i,
realized like watching them do, THAT i was, like, oh,
yeah it would be hard to like look perfect while
it's like snap, snap, snap stap.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
Snap LIKE i think a lot of the blokes In
ireland are starting to kick the ship of immigrants when
you start doing. That, yes, WELL i think it's just
they've had enough and yeah if people keep on like
where's my? Blanket but they keep the, women you know
it's and doing things like that and mess arout with.
Kids it's like an everyday. Thing you, know at some

(19:21):
point the men are going to have to take back
control and be like enough is, Enough like it's getting
really bad, everywhere almost like it's a Plan.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Billy so this guys getting.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Oh this is the first one look at like.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
That, no absolutely, not get my child?

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Away why is he? Happy how is he okay with?

Speaker 6 (19:44):
This even the weird paint anything in the background is.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Bizarre it looks so low, budget, like, dudes we're out of.
Money we promised Them we're going to do, this like
that's not even A santa. Cap that's the pap From
snow Or Robin. Hood, yeah it's really weird or Not Robin?
Hood the what's the? God why AM i?

Speaker 9 (20:04):
Blanket what's the Little? Lady that the big Bad? Wolf
That Red.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Riding, hood that's The Red Riding hood. Cat that's not?

Speaker 9 (20:13):
You oh she she didn't like. Him he looks like a.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Fine you just never, know, Man you never know WHO'S.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
I, know you know WHAT i?

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Mean that? Is that is kind of.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Creepy but even that, though, like what are they gonna?
Do what are they getting off? Of they sat on
my lot for two?

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Seconds, like is that that actually a mask from The crampus?

Speaker 12 (20:34):
Movie?

Speaker 6 (20:35):
WEIRD i wonder if it?

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Is it could.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Be it looks very. Creepy this is only available On.
Rumble if you guys does not check, out do you watch?
ALONG i don't know why it's in this. Category it
is you guys did not check that. Out it will
be only soon available On, Patreon so catch it while
you can on rumble YouTube literally, YouTube.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
So YouTube YouTube took, it.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Took it, down and THEN i appealed it and they
left it back. Up but it only had a half
an hour of where it cut when we started the.
Movie THAT'S bs, man BECAUSE i was LIKE i sent
them a message in all. Caps i'm, like this is
free on YouTube right, Now like you, guys you guys
already have this on YouTube in like three different like.
Channels you can't tell ME i can't watch it on,
YouTube so. Dumb SO i wish they kept the whole one,

(21:20):
up but they. Didn't it's just the especially the vintage. Ones,
man it's just look at his. Hairstyle, man well you get.
It it's low budget, tho it's crouching. Something and it's
LIKE i can't imagine all the guys back. Then we're
too concerned about their looks. Either there was just like
let's go to, work let's get it. Done like do
you Think Santa claus for like for like the THE pdf?

(21:46):
Files do you think that that could be? POSSIBLE i
always think it's a little, weird but.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Like what do YOU i just don't get what you're
getting out of, It like you're gonna what, Like, okay
it's a.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Symbolism of like children and a man coming down their.
Chimney you.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
Know oh, SORRY i thought you said just the. Symbolism,
NO i got coming down, There, chimney.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
Give you a?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Present really on you have?

Speaker 6 (22:26):
On were you? Came they came to, say? Naughty were
you not this? Year are you?

Speaker 9 (22:33):
Good you just?

Speaker 6 (22:34):
Rimmen so. Dumb it's, Weird like what's what the? Advantage
like where they did masks and somebody just wearing like a,
beard you know WHAT i?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Mean again like, THAT i don't think that that that
probably wasn't as readily available back, Then like you can
buy fake wigs and ship back.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Then, ok when did fake wigs come? Out even the
other thing For? Google this Looks i'm gonna, say mad.

Speaker 9 (23:02):
Creeps, bill he's fucking. Drunk he's out of his.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
Tree you look up when the first wig got. Invented
billy was really interested the fact, that uh That Ann
frank did not write her. Diary billy starting to go
down the.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Rabbit THEN i, oh, wow timelines of wigs never Mind
european so sixteen seventeen, Hundreds.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
YEAH i remember they're doing the the.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Weird like nineteen nineteen fifties was the first machine made?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Wigs, wow well they're probably.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
Ancient, really this kind of came on the market around the.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Seven Ancient egyptians wore Wigs Billy.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, no, no, no that. HANDWOVEN i get. That thirty five.
HUNDRED i understand. That i'm just saying for like public.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
You, know measly The victorian where they had like the
massive like b wig kind of like looking what a different.
Time that's HOW i showed your.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Status so nineteen seventy kind of was when that came
like more readily.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Bought and then you had the guys like the powder
wigs when there they wore the wigs for someone there
was like they had some sort of disease or something
like that their their scalp or, SOMETHING i don't, know
something like. THAT i remember hearing about. That, okay next,
one he's loving.

Speaker 9 (24:16):
It you're crying.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Again one of the scariest butthole Eyes santa Clauses i've ever,
seen you, know Like Pete davidson has butthole. Eyes The
santa has butthole. Eyes why is the? Wigs were they hide?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Lice? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah why is like the why are the parents taking
it Like santa's their? KID i, Know AND i don't
understand the dynamic of. This i'm trying, to, Like i'm
trying to picture the conversation they had before they went behind,
me Like.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Santa, no you kneel, down.

Speaker 14 (24:59):
You.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Go it's a cuckold, situation you.

Speaker 15 (25:01):
Know i'm again we have a you, Shouldn't Santa claus very.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Rude it literally, looks especially with the kind of like
the bald head, top it does look Very.

Speaker 9 (25:17):
That is that is one hell of a receding. Hair
it's called.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
Christ you put your. Daughter she do not like it
very much. Though that's too. Funny you kill my people and.

Speaker 14 (25:40):
So.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Funny Angry Cobby cobby key, SAY i can't even say,
That cobby, Key Santa, claus you could be key mm
hmm okay That I'm I'm I'm i'm. Sorry you shouldn't
make fun of a, baby the one we're looking baby.

Speaker 9 (26:03):
That looks like the ones that you catch here In
New bruns.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
With owners during A covid thing where it's Like Santa
claus can't show up because he, said it's, like, well
just put you in front of this window where he's.
Going don't tell you Why i'm a listed.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
You this guy's in the back again, though just to
think for the cinematic, purposes the sand is like a
fucking bullshit.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
COLD i appreciate that Real Jay tommy do one of
the Best japanese Accents i've. Heard it's like so fun
Because i'm terrible with every other, accent BUT i used
to just do. It you know who got me into
it was a throwback to This me AND, I well
The patreon just, released uh the episode that me and
you did With, mitch remember The christmas one that was
so long. Ago mitch came, over SO i like we

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were like drinking On patreon on the just On patreon
on the audio because we were, LIKE i just did
that just released as a Throwback Lost tapes episode and
it it's still, funny but it's because like we're all
drinking and sharing the mics and stuff like. That you
still hear, everything but it's funny because we're like we're
just going off and we're probably drinking too. Much you

(27:09):
were probably staying that night and he got a, ride
so we're all like getting. Drunk but When mitch was
on and it's like the third or fourth episode that
we have out on our list of like the free
stuff and that we Did Japanese Strange Japanese, legends and
we just kept doing the accident got stuck in my,
head all, right now okay that when we saw.

Speaker 16 (27:32):
You oh oh, God probably audiot.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Is like fourteen inch dil, though and this boy is
holding maybe is it supposed to be a dildo or
is it something else that's definitely a.

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Dildo it's got to be something else that is a dil.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
THOUGH i can SEE i assumed.

Speaker 9 (27:59):
IT i, Know, like what else could it?

Speaker 6 (28:02):
Be The but why would they give him that in
the first? Place?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Well maybe, no he got the gift that's sitting On standa's.
Labe he brought, that his parents gave him. That he's,
like go take a photo with.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
This it's, like, uh you, know like he finds it
in mom's drawer and he's like he will not let it.
Go that's so.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Funny be, like, honestly anything other than what could that physically, BE.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
I DON'T i don't know that's technically any thing.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
That could possibly.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Be and he's holding it, perfectly and you look at
the look that they're giving each.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Other you like, It, Yes sandon's like you got this guy's,
like you know.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
It santa's workshop On. Epstein, yeah that's. True, uh your next,
one next, Line, OKAY i got a couple of. Questions
his hands in the wrong. Place his hand is in
a very weird. Spot why does he have a black, Eye?
Billy why is his eyes almost.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Probably from his hand being in a weird spot on the? Photo,
yo his, eyes he looks like he's. Dead, Dude i've
been working too, long.

Speaker 9 (29:21):
Unappreciated.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Job, well one, night you, know missus claws caught, me
caught me getting frisky with one of the. Elves she
beat the ship out of.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Me ho ho.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Ho you know it's, crazy crazy. Nonsense all, right this
ONE i think we've seen, before but it's still very.
Creepy it was welcome, Everybody welcome to the live. Stream. Creepy,
uh definitely? Strange is? That like it's like the Wish Santa.

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CLAUS i was just thinking that he's got his. Staff this, girl.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
That girl is going to grow up to be a psychopathwas.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
On, socks just.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Kidding christmas stuck and that bow is tied very.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
Elegantly, yeah some creepy about.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
That you do the do you?

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Do the?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
NUTCRACKERS i like. That it's fine with. Them you're the
ones you popping your little crown and a joke or.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
Whatever i'm fucking over.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
The.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Ones you what you have there's.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Nutcrackers you put on the table and you pull. It it
goes pops, right and then it has you get a.
CROWN i look a little fucking tissue. Crown and then
you get a joke inside of, it maybe a. Toy
Oh i've never seen. Those what that's look it. Up
look Up christmas nutcrackers and show. EVERYBODY i believe you
want to show People christmas.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Nutcrackers safe search.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Off it's just like a shot of a guy getting
his nuts squeezed by like a. Nutcracker i'm SURE.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I know what a nutcracker, is but like you never
you never used.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Them you never.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
Use, them like they come with ship inside.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Them yeah, yeah you pop.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Them have nutcrackers, upstairs like there's stuff inside.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Them, no look up, crackers nutcracker with fortune or jokes or.
Whatever is that what it's. CALLED i think it's called the,
nutcracker or called some nut, crackers the little.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
Army yeah that.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Is, Crackers christmas. Crackers look Up christmas. Crackers it's just
like a white, GUY i have no idea what you're talking.
About christmas.

Speaker 10 (31:41):
Crackers.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Crackers oh, okay that's you pull a nut.

Speaker 9 (31:48):
Cracker you don't it's.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Cracker the word it's not a.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Nutcracker that is a very different thing. Here these are
what he's talking. About, Though i've never seen these.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Either, Though, wow you're a Disapp it's, fun, Dude.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
I've never had.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
THESE i don't. KNOW i want to make adult. ONES
i gotta take your Little, yeah that's. Fun you pull.
Them there's just a, joke a little toy and then
get a. Crown, Yeah i've Never i've. Never, wow it's.
Fun it's a fun, time you. KNOW i want to
make like a it'd be fun to.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Make clarified THAT i would want upstairs and broke some of,
Them LIKE i need to know what's inside.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
THIS i would like to make like it be fun
to like mark like an offensive. One it's got like
these racist jokes inside and ship like, that and it's
like a little statues Of hitler or something like. That you,
know fun. Stuff she really pushed the.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Limits that actually could be a good. Market you can
probably sell that.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Once he's very, happy also very, creepy, Man like all
these are like just so. Creepy christmas crackers Are victorian. Too,
yeah another Another indian. JOKE i was, Like i'll leave
it be just that one's.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
Smiles, Santa he's, like this is.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Enough for, you very, scary very. Bizarre all, right we
have this is just. Bizarre like imagine like you show
up in This christmas. Village this is?

Speaker 9 (33:19):
What oh, man what do they? REPRESENT i don't.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Know the fucking twelve days of deadly monsters coming to
eat your box or something like.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
That OH i love that.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Book good. Book all, right so we might as well
get into. It uh you, know Because aaron is late
long Before Santa. Claus oh, WAIT i gotta gotta really interes.
Us what are we? Doing christmas presents to, it presents
it to be? Pure this uh you, know this is

(33:55):
that's your first rest red. Flag any holiday that insists
it's about family and life of historically is made of, blood,
fear and ritual. Degeneracy And christmas that, shiny, sugary corporate
approved monstrosity is layered over the remains of one of
the most unhinged festivals in ancient. History we're talking drunken,
mobs mask, possession ritual, humiliation state sanctioned sexual, debauchery and

(34:20):
sacrifices carried out underneath. Torchlight we're talking about the festival
dedicated to a god who devoured his own children and
whose followers were rumored to reenact his myth and ritual
so disturbing that The church had to bury. It every
record of. Them christmas isn't this. Celebration it's cover, ups

(34:42):
a cover, up a corpse in A santa. SUIT M.

Speaker 10 (34:51):
I know.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
HIM i love. Them, Yes billy so covered. This if
you guys want to check it. OUT I i think
it's now on A patreon. EPISODE i can't. Remember maybe,
ACTUALLY i think still might be out. There the first
time we ever filmed there was like the secondary, film
the special is The Christmas creatures And. MONSTERS i think

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we did mention this, story but it's worth talking back
about The long Before Santa claus became a red suit
mascot of, joy there Was Saint, nicholas one of the
most oldest legends tied to anything but cheerful in Medieval.
Europe but Grim tail spread through the villages and monasteries
during a. Famine three young, boys sometimes described to students
sometimes as, travelers sought shelter an. Inn the, innkeeper a

(35:37):
butcher depending on the, version murdered, them dismembered their, bodies
and hid the remains and barrels of rubbing, salt preserving
the flesh to sell later as. Meat like he literally
cut up these boys bodies just because he's, LIKE i

(35:58):
might be hungry.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Later, well, yeah do you think do you think if
you bought meat and you didn't know where it came?

Speaker 6 (36:06):
FROM i, think, yeah they're trying to.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Say i'm, like if you didn't know it was a, man,
yeah and you were like sold on the fact that
this is a cowsteak and you prepared it the same.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
Way you think like he, Noticed.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Yes we'll be getting To, Saturday, elia and AND i
think we may touch him on Mythra But Saint nick
is actually a patreon of patron of sex workers. Too
what do you mean like he was like buying prostitutes
or he was helping? Prostitutes was he helping them get
out of that the lifestyle THAT i can save, you?
Know or or did he fuck? Them you? Know what

(36:45):
are we? Thinking? So, yeah it is it is. Strange
so and then, yeah so he was gonna eat the boys. Later,
yeah there could be human meat and stuff, reading especially
supposedly at fast restaurants like McDonald's also to try to
sell you lab meat and disguise it as normal, meat
so watch out for. That support your local. Butchers do

(37:07):
not buy like meat From. WALMART i Think i'm not
upset by, that, THOUGH i REALLY i Can't walmart. MAN
i want to oh, MAN i want to.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Do, it like you want to do something real busy.
Off do you remember WHAT i THINK i sent it to?
You it was During Dewali walmart had a big Happy
dwally sign.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Up, yeah. Terrible, yeah it's just all the foreigners speaking
in foreign languages working in the back speaking For i'm,
like and the wife's, like shut up BECAUSE i can
hear them in the back talking and they're fucking. Language
and then it's.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
Okay, okay, okay that's not what we're going right.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Now WHAT i did WANT i hate going and we
went there For christmas stuff AND i, hate, like it's
just it's a terrible fucking.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
As mad as anyone. IS i don't give a. Fuck
i'm not upset about the. LAB i really am.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Not IF i can eat it and it satisfies, me
And i'm, like that's kind of WHAT i.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
WANTED i don't it's poisonous for, you will kill.

Speaker 14 (37:58):
You.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Man fucking everything is, dude everything is gonna eat lab grown.
Meat billy's gonna. EAT i don't.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Care if it's, fine it's. Fine. Now WHAT i will
not eat is that stupid plant based.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Crap it's the same.

Speaker 9 (38:20):
Thing, no it tastes bad as long as if they
could make that taste. Good oh eat.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
IT i don't, care, Man, Billy Billy. Billy so days,
Later Saint nicholas arrived at the same inn you, know
as the story, goes he SAIDs something was deeply. Wrong he,
prayed made the sign of The cross over the. Barrel
he called Upon god to reveal the. Truth the lid burst,
opens the salty remains, stirred fresh, flesh, reformed bones came,

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together and the children rose, alive hole and. Restored So
Santa claus resurrected the bodies of these like dead kids got.
Superpowers technically kind of does? Uh they described so in,
versions the, awaken confused believing only a single night had,

(39:12):
passed and. Others they are described as, pale silent and,
shaken alive but marked by. Death the butcher collapses in
terror and. Confesses, nicholas rather than calling for, punishment offers
forgiveness and. Repentance very. Strange, yeah and cardif somewhere in
the chat, yes. Uh Saint nicholas used to help prostitutes

(39:34):
with giving them money to escape the. Life be funny
if he was the pimp, though.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
Where did it? Go you had the chat?

Speaker 12 (39:40):
Up?

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Yeah where where? Are where did he you?

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Know?

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Well you, know maybe you, know maybe he's like the,
pimp you, know a strong pimp, pan you, know pimping it.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
Out don't make me do, it, bitch don't make me
do it. Strong where's my, Boy? Rudolph give me my?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
MONEY i know you've you've been nosing those.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
ASSES i can see.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
That guy's ass look like a lit Up christmas. Tree
you can't tell me you were down?

Speaker 9 (40:15):
There that Wasn't?

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Prances but SHOULD i just notice the Puking Santamon Santa, man,
Snowman Santa man snowman in the upper. Corner should ate that?
Edible but? Yeah so the miracle became one Of Saint
nicholas's most famous, acts cementing his role as a protector of,
children but it was also and bodied darker image beneath

(40:41):
the Later christmas The christmas mythos, men myth.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Don't don't, don't, Don't, SORRY i. CAN'T i can't handle the.
List it drives me. NUTS i feel so bad for
anyone with it BECAUSE i don't want to talk to.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
You said To Mike, tyson just like fucking one punches
you manquid myth you get that sweater Where Mike, TYSON
i don't, know.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
Can you? Do?

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Uh Mike, Tyson i'm not doing a. LIST i hate.

Speaker 9 (41:10):
IT i HATE i hate it.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Hot With i'll come after your. Children i'll Eat. Yeah
what does he say is like he's, Like i'll eat
the hat children with children or. Something he, said some
crazy ship you know WHAT i. Mean it's so. Funny,
uncle and kill, Him uncle killing the?

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Wing how he made qui me By.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Uh often depicts the saint standing over the barrel with
the children's, bodies their small heads peeking out as he
raises his hand and blessing. Them it's not, subtle it's not.
General the resurrection after the. Butchery over, centuries The unsettling
legend was often soft and, sanitized and eventually buried under
candy canes and jingle, bells but the bones of the story.

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Remains Santa claus at its roots is not a gift,
giver but he's A judge a watcher in his early,
form a figure who confronts death itself and reverses. It
so when you hear he's watching when you're, sleeping remember
that line comes from an older tradition Where Saint, nicholas you,
know we knew what happened behind closed, doors which children
didn't always make it through the night alone unless maybe he.

(42:16):
Intervened you, know.

Speaker 9 (42:18):
That's a pretty badass.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
THOUGH i like that. LIGHT i like that light Of. Santa,
yeah he's a he's a helpful. Man so imagine winter before,
electricity before, hears before grocery. Stores winter wasn't. Cozy it
was a season long, attack panic. Attack people watched the
sun shrink and thought it was. Dying they huddled and.
Smoke where are you?

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Going i'm, cold don't.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Leave you, know it's like going To, yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
That was actually where the three days Of christmas the.

Speaker 12 (42:50):
Sun.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Died, well that was an interpretation of what they say
might be from what The Christian bible was With jesus,
dying the sun went away and three days later he came.
Back because it was, like what's the? Twenties, FUCK i
can't remember twenty fourth or twenty six is the shortest
day of the, year something along those, lines and the
sun was going away for all the, farmers and then
three days later it started returning.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Again, well they're up all night praying please come, back
and then my prayers were. Answered, right that's the. Idea
there's you do not get. That that's a decent that
could be very plausible. Though that was a really Good
that's WHAT i think the son Of god might, be
the s u n.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Son the legit. Son, yeah it was the sun went,
away he died and then he came. Back AND i was, like,
oh that's kind of. Cool it's very, strange but that's
that's a neat.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Thought so they huddled in, smoke smoke choked, houses surviving
on dry. Meat now call every. Night it felt like a,
funeral so that sounds, fun and every sunrise felt uncertain
that the. Atmosphere, obviously, people the desperate, things things that
may seem, insane went To rituals are not cute. Traditions

(43:55):
they were psychological warfare against. Nature people lit fires to
mimic the, sun slaughtered, animals defeed, spirits invoked ancestors for,
protection and indulge in, feasting, drinking and sexual. Rights because
the alternative was staring into the abyss going. Insane winter
made humans primal, again, raw, terrified, hungry and, this, uh
this fear forms the bedrock of Every christmas tradition we

(44:18):
take for. Granted and that's, why you, KNOW i gotta
applaud our. Ancestors you, know a lot of the native
tribes would like move with the seasons and. Stuff but
like imagine showing up and you, know you're, like you
got to bury your kids in the snow because they
died because you couldn't make it, through like the what
the settlers did to build countries Like. Australia australia be

(44:39):
a little. Better everything's trying to kill, you but lease is,
warm Like canada And america and certain places. Especially, man
it's probably it's probably a rough go, man and everyone's
getting cholera and all sorts of weird. Diseases, yeah think about.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
It, SORRY i tuned out a little.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Bit I'm i'm home alone right, now AND i just
heard like a very loud drill coming from.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
Upstairs no, one.

Speaker 10 (45:04):
Man.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
It's Santa. Claus we'll get to it, later but he's.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Installing i'm at the point WHERE i kind of want
to go check with the where's the? Dog both? Upstairs
but it was a. Drill, dude is my dog using power?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Tools you never?

Speaker 17 (45:26):
Know?

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Man and the mice is. Away the cat may, play you.

Speaker 9 (45:30):
Know i'm very curious that noise was it gets.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Cold And tasmania is that's where you? Are is the devil?
There The tasmanian? Devil i'd like TO i like that
guy that's that's in your. House don't piss him? Off
billy who's? Nissy, yeah but it's that's crazy weird, Really

(45:57):
so when does it get cold IN tasmi that's. WILD
i wonder, when BECAUSE i guess that the seasons would.
CHANGED i guess go. Interesting the guy will probably answering
the chat or. GIRL i don't know what you. Are
you might be a girl guy.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
So Wore, Oh tasmania only gets the like negative. Seven you're,
Fine you're fucking. FINE i just googled.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
IT i can trust.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
ME i will still t shirt weather, here, okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
About august sometimes it snows on the. Map that is
pretty trippy, though because it'd be, different and That august
usually hots balls over in this negative would? Sheeer that's so?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Weird the seasons completely flipped that.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Way before the what is that? Thing?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
REALLY i that's that looks like if someone's, like, hey
like dress up like that looks like what you would
be if like an entity gave you the power to
be something LIKE i want to be this.

Speaker 9 (46:57):
Guy that's what you'd.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
Pick there's a funny alan looks like. This, WELL i
guess we could play a clip before we get to the. Orgies,
UH i know what you're gonna say about this. Man
you'll see a.

Speaker 18 (47:14):
Politics you think you understand political parties drop on the.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Craft you don't know what the illuminati. Is if You're
republican or you're A, democrat you're.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Own why is this?

Speaker 18 (47:24):
Easy it's called divide and Concor that's why there's two
parties and only two and the control by the same
people at the very top belong to the councilor, formulations
The Builder Burger. Group they also belong to The Trilateral. Commission
and your people don't even.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Know what that hell that.

Speaker 18 (47:38):
Is but if you did, know even know that these
are the people that control your world by making global
policies that you never vote, on and by which parties
both served and belong to.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
These organizations and control your.

Speaker 18 (47:50):
World now here's how it, works really. Easy blinded contract
can only work that the people that are divided are
not aware of the falsely created.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Division if you're not aware of, it then it.

Speaker 18 (48:03):
Works if you know about, it then it don't work no.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
More if you have.

Speaker 18 (48:07):
Socialism without, capitalism it becomes.

Speaker 19 (48:10):
Communism if you have capitalism without, socialism it becomes.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Fascism and it's just that.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
EASY i love, you that's all you need to.

Speaker 18 (48:21):
Know that's Why masonic symbols are all over your freaking, money.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
But you don't paying.

Speaker 18 (48:26):
Attention, Ridiculous, paul did you think you understand political PART i.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
Like the end of the?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
RIDICULOUS i, thought what AM i gonna say about?

Speaker 6 (48:37):
IT i just assumed that you And aaron would be, like,
oh look There's tom twice.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Years i'm not that big of a.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
Dick have you ever seen that video? Before? No? Really,
okay so it's it's pretty famous on the conspiracy circuit,
route Like i've definitely seen it years and years. Ago
because is this so? Strange, like let's play it really?
Cool but what did you think you understand political? Party
it's almost, creepy like what is he? Wearing what is that?
Like it's it says something about they were at like

(49:08):
A renaissance festival like this was like live, streams and
it's just it's just. Bizarre it's bizarre what he looks.
Like he's got A santa hat. On SO i was,
LIKE i remember. IT i was, Like i'm pretty sure that.
Video i'm thinking about weird guy talking about The illuminati
who was wearing A santa. Hat AND i found it that.
WAY i was, like weird, Guy santa, Hat illuminati and

(49:28):
it's it is just he said everything he's saying is,
true but he looks like a.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Psychopathy that's that's the thing that's TOO a lot of
actually there was there was a couple of really good
like psychology VIDEOS i was watching not too long, ago
basically saying like a lot of the drug, addicts like
like the far far gone homeless people that you see
like when they get brought because our government does try
to help holmost, people like they, do or they'll pretend they. Do,

(49:54):
anyway whether they, DO i don't, care they pretend they.
Do so it does happen a lot of the times
where they'll putting people off these streets.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
And like they'll getting them to the psychologists and stuff like.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
That but when they, do they found that like a
lot of these, people most of these people that are
like severely drug dependent and gone in their fucking, head
are way more severely intelligent than the average.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Person At Charles, manson he knew what was going.

Speaker 9 (50:18):
On they just like label them like, crazy like they're.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Gone they are gone because they're they're nuts in their own,
head and it creates a psyche when somebody when somebody
keeps telling you something's wrong, constantly and you, know you
know in your heart that you're, right and you're, like,
No i'm seeing What i'm, seeing and then you start
to drive yourself fucking nuts and you start depending on
things like substance abuse because you're, LIKE i feel LIKE
i see, things see things of the world differently than.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
You, yeah you, Know i'm your head out and stuff, too.

Speaker 9 (50:43):
And, yeah it's Like i'm.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Not i'm not on this base level of what you've
kind of like took everybody as as a society and, saying,
oh this is the news, now or this is the.
Information it's, LIKE i see so much more than that
is start driving yourself fucking. NUTS i THOUGHT i thought
it was cool that a lot of, them because a

(51:05):
lot of them they're far gone and they still have
better intellect than a better like after all that drug,
use like they're still on a higher.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Average, people and some of the stuff he was, saying
it was like right on, POINT i suppose this is
a crampus card. Billy being drunk is a. Superpower it,
is you don't, KNOW i can break things faster and
not feel. Paid imagine it was how it would be

(51:36):
if you were a genius everyone else had the intelligence of.
Monkeys like idiocracy we're living in. THAT i literally feel
like all the, time man is fucking.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Low it's so, low and like everyone's got to prove
and something to do in some fucking issue to say.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
That they're smarter than somebody, else like fucking grow.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Up, WELL i just think a lot of, PEOPLE i,
LIKE i have no one known this my whole, life
but a lot of people are sheep and a lot
of people just like they'll repeat things that if it
is such a true, saying if you're like repeat a
lie over and over, again eventually everyone won't believe. It
things LIKE i don't believe this is something that people get.
MAD i don't Think canda is stolen, land and that's
just a fucking, Bullshit like then give, it give, land

(52:18):
Bad mongolian AS i, SAID i, mean empire back to.
It but it's this. Thing if you can repeating, something
eventually everyone won't believe, it and then like they'll get.
Triggered like there's VIDEOS i do that are based in,
fact and people are just triggered for the fact THAT
i was, like, Yeah canna used to be like ninety
eight percent white or, whatever and then someone will get
mad at my but that's literally what it. Was you
can't tell me it wasn't because my family grew up

(52:39):
in those time herees. Right so it's like people have
been so conditioned where it's like if you don't believe
EVERYTHING i, believe THEN i think you should be. Shot
and you know WHAT i, Mean like they're just like
laughing That Charlie kirk's. Dead you, know it's a. Problem
it's a. Problem did you listen that Song i'm gonna sent.
You you sent me a song and see that chick uh

(53:01):
is so? Good what's your, Name Lilah rose or? WHATEVER
a good citizens? SONG i, said it's.

Speaker 9 (53:08):
It's you keep sending ship to yourself and you, say.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
YEAH i THINK i did email myself the first. Time
Thing i'm gonna. SEE i guess it's a she's a
female singer that talking about conspiracy stuff and well truth
really and, Uh i'm gonna try to get her on
the show because she got fired from her management for
talking about the doing a song about how How fizer
muddus people you, know hoots them in. Ways, yeah the

(53:33):
Un obomber was also we have to cover The Uni
bomber since he's since our, show but he's he's been
he's supposed to have been writing about a lot of. Stuff,
no we've never covered the unibomber. Ever we Covered David Koresh,
no we didn't have. Crash. No, yeah we've never covered you,
know obomber soaked in? Blood are you? Seriously, yeah not
even like. Early, no never covered it. Ever in, fact

(53:58):
she ever done a spree killer, either WHICH i have
some ideas for that.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
Stuff we talked about.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
It we probably talked about, him and she probably brought
him up a lot in other episodes that it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Going to make a shack in the forest and he's
going to start mailing. Bombs he's, like don't say.

Speaker 9 (54:19):
That what do you Mean i'm not a scientist put
those stuff?

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Together he was, like has a firecracker and he puts
it like a politician's mailbox and.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Boom the only SUPERPOWER i have his.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Sales, yeah that's All i'm good at. Streets before, THAT
i can convince someone else to make the bombs.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Before rome to make the. Bombs, No i'm. GOOD i don't,
really BUT i don't condone, Violence Billy.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Tom these bombs are going to go to bad.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
People, yeah bad. People we can't we can't say that.
Anyways Before rome Turned winter can't say. Bomb stop saying.
That YouTube will be like before we can't say that.
Word that words off. Limit probably, yeah probably before we
meant like it it's dub.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Bomb, Sorry i'll.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Play this one later If aaron shows up and since we're,
on since we're on the whole thing of, bombs let
me play this.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
One just, kidding just, KIDDING i believe In.

Speaker 18 (55:28):
Jesus Merry, christmas, Everybody Merry.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Christmas that's so. Mean that was the meanest. Thing so
scared in that, Moment i'd be, like we're.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Dead bombs are good for your, SKIN i. KNOW i
hate how they take. Words your BEST i know you
can't say like i'd say unliving now because like OR
i can't say the word that, describes like when we're
talking about, rape you know stuff like that where you
have to like, Say billy knows about. ALL i think that's.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Funny drums barefoot.

Speaker 9 (56:02):
Animalists animalist has read that he's been on.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
Many that's so.

Speaker 9 (56:11):
FUNNY i do get ky and.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
DRUMS i am, okay that was a bat never, mind
that was gonna be a really bad.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Joke not gonna say.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
That Before rome.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Turned, YEAH i gonna be like A P. Diddy did
you watch the Doc the? Fifty? Yeah, YEAH i Want
aaron wants to cover me And aaron covered the p
didies of the very, beginning BUT i wrote that sign
new to retouch. It maybe we could all do it.
Together but Because aaron is, LIKE i really want to
want to talk about him again because it's so.

Speaker 9 (56:40):
Absurd oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Yeah we played the video of supposed to be him
clapping the cheeks Of Meek. Mills it's fucked like this
that this The bodyguard.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
Film we Want we did that.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
Already wean me And aaron. Did maybe we brought up
for you, Though, no me and you did. That, no,
no the P diddy specialist me And AARON.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
I, understand but you did the you did that.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
CLIP i probably showed you it BECAUSE i just wanted.
To it's so disturbing your, like what the fuck give
it to the.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
Fact that that's on like even accessible to.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
Us.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Yeah Before rome turned into a into a, circus The
north had The, mule the festival so intense to Make christmas.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Look like a church bake.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Sale The mule was about surviving the darkness by embracing
the primal, feast becoming acts of, defiance eat like a, king,
well starving lurks outside of your. Door fires burned all.
Night blood from the sacrifices was painted on doors to
keep the spirits. Away people drank until visitors, came hoping
ancestors or gods would speak through their. Hallucination and, yes

(57:45):
sex was a part of. It mule was a fertility
festival at its, core not a hallmark, sense but in
the people, drinking, dancing grinding under a firelight while the
rest of the village tries not to look directly at
whatever the fuck is happening in the shack over. There
passion wasn't. Private it was ritualistic symbolic a life of,

(58:05):
persisting persistence despite death all. Around no explicit, details but
the energy was, raw sweaty and. Animalistic they were butt
fucking each. Other they were doing a bunch of crazy,
stuff the kind of thing that gets plightly edited out
of the history of books THAT i want to talk.
About evergreens were a phallic symbol of. Vitality mistletoe was

(58:26):
considered an aphrodisiac and was, sacred and the yule tree
was literally the axis of, power decorated to attract. Spirits
mule was the primal nature refusing to, die and humans
join in rituals with roaming, fires heaving, chests and bodies
pressed together in the dark while bones cracked in the sacrificial.
Pits this was the Real christmas.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Spirit do you give that speech That chelsea when she
wants to put up a maltle, Toe.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
Yeah it's an. Afrodisiac, yeah there's like banging and they're,
like we're getting too the saturn neili. Stuff but, yeah
the mule was about bringing the fire back to the.
Sun you, know the interesting like all the weird like
NaSTA kind of rituals that they used to. Do, uh
still interesting because you know it is it's, cold And

(59:17):
i'm guessing like outsiders or whatever people in the village
maybe if you, weren't if you're, poor you couldn't really
join the. Orgies and you're like that weird guy in the, window, like,
Man i'm really cold that. HERE i can't even feel my.

Speaker 9 (59:28):
Ball it looks real.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Fun, oh, Man susi's getting her, ass LIKE i wish
that was my. Time man.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
That outside the, window he's like, frozen and.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
You like come, out, like, man did Did gary not
get the? Invite and he's frozen to the window and
his dick's hard and there's just icicles hanging from his dam.
Car wa can?

Speaker 8 (59:59):
Join?

Speaker 6 (59:59):
Now is this?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Frozen there's a lot of ship we say in, this
BUT I i don't know WHY i do. IT i
clip it, Out like in my mind when we talk about,
STUFF i always think of like if it was like
a comedy skit of like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
A as my brain goes there, too if people can't notice,
that if they don't, Notice But billy just.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Thinking about like every like clip it, out LIKE i
usually use Like Family guy as the. Reference that's A
Family guy, skit but, like, Yeah i'd watch that i'd.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
Laught so.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
You, know like we hopefully we get big enough where
maybe we can just make a strange brew. MOVIE i
could probably write something out ridiculous, now or just do like.
Comedy what's? That, uh what's? That Remember Nick schwartzen's you,
Know party to? Whatever PRETEND i.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Got completely banned From. Canada you know how hard that
is to find? Now SO i try to show my
girlfriend there not too long. Ago, DUDE i couldn't find.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
It, man it's.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Gone that's sad because it is LIKE i can't find
on any backside streaming. NETWORKS i can't find, it like
it's it's out Of. Canada and it wasn't that like
he's Not it wasn't like if he's like producing hate
crime or. Anything anyone that doesn't know he's shut that one.

Speaker 9 (01:01:10):
Skit that's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Uh he's basically like a war he's a war vet
and he's he was a sniper and he can only.

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
He can only come if he kills.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Somebody so they're sitting there jerking off while he's like
aim and he's like the targets, There, OH i got.
Him and then he gets like retired from the vet
and his wife like catches him in his room Playing
call Of.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Duty, yeah somebody just give you, IT i think in the, chat.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
So VPNs are for, yeah you're. Right, NO i Know
i'm not a tech. Savvy i'm not a tech savvy
person that don't really. UNDERSTAND i don't get. It if
someone wants to do it for, me.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Sure so now we step Into, rome When winter belonged To,
saturn the god of decayed in. Time my speel rumble
is always, going, uh the decay of, time endings and,
punishment bondage and the kind of fatherly abuse that would
get a modern man arrested in five. Seconds, now you're

(01:02:14):
not really you're not really a man until you're your
father beats you sexy to go. Back but you don't like.

Speaker 9 (01:02:22):
That, No, No i'm trying To LIKE i was trying
to see where his Other like that is a.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
Boy i'm pretty sure two, boys two. Men we'll get
to that. Later That's, Saturday. Elia it gets super. Gay
but it's just different, times, bro you, know it's different
times they're living. In So saturn didn't just represent. Cruelty
he embodied cosmic brutality and. Mythology he devoured his children
whole swallowing innocence of the too preserved. Power romans knew

(01:02:50):
this myth wasn't literally, real but this symbology was disturbing
enough that even they whispered about the length his cult
may have. Gone in the olden, Days saturn's temple kept
his statue bound and changed throughout the, year symbolizing, uh
humanity's restraining cosmic. Predator and When december, came they changed,

(01:03:10):
loosen not physically but, spiritually And saturn was released In
rome embraced it's embraced him and. Stuff this, ALSO i
don't know if we'll get to but, THIS i, THINK
i think we do connect to This nimrod and it
being Like nimrod's. Birthday it's Not jesus' birthday is Actually,
nimrod you know WHAT i.

Speaker 9 (01:03:27):
Mean, YEAH i, al we talked about that a, bunch.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
So, Uh, saturnalia we're gonna get to uh to saturnally
a fun little festival having fun with a lot of
kids for some.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
Reason, yeah oh did not see those right.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Away, yeah it's uh, yeah that's that's what this is all.
About kind of. Thing it's probably much more disturbing than people. Realize,
uh you, know but back to.

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
Then is it supposed to be disturbing? Though is it
more supposed to be pure and?

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Wholesome saying like skin, like there's nothing sexual about, this
like it is that the sales.

Speaker 9 (01:04:05):
Pitch, no, no, NO i don't. Know, okay they're fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Kids Maybe i'll. Change So i'm Gonna i'm gonna. Go,
okay Now I'm i'm finally cold. Enough i've gotten enough
money from, uh you, know the people That i'm drifting
on the street Of Santa claus And i'm now inside
the strip. Club here we, go ladies dance And. Tomcats
christmas you know.

Speaker 9 (01:04:28):
Is going to catch one lonely?

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Guy, WELL i keep pointing the wrong, direction one lonely.
Guy it's, like, hey, buddy Rough christmas.

Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
Not a great one. Man that is WHERE i want to.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Be how long it take to put up all those?
Lights it will take you?

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Forever, actually well, today actually this year marks the first
TIME i actually put up lates.

Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
Myself but takes longer THAN i. THOUGHT i that's why
you And.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Mitch WHEN i used to work with with, him he'd
put Up christmas lights and stuff on the lasers and.
STUFF i guess is so. Pointless why it's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Tho you walk, in you feel a little festive. Whatever
it makes you a smile.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
That one guy is making it rain for. Strippers, YEAH
i know, right it's, like LONELY i got. This i'll
make your night worthy of.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
It you know, what as a lonely, dude that could
be a hack go to a strip club On christmas
because like it might be the deadest.

Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
Day of the year and all over.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
You SO i forgot to show you, this an image
of The Santa claus resurrecting the, boys the three. Boys
for some, reason they're, naked so maybe he resurrected them so,
that you, know maybe he.

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
Could that's that's one hundred. PERCENT i believe.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Rain and loonies man just chucking, Hilarious, yes chuck.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
COINS i want to see that so. Bad do you
think anyone's ever actually done. That i'm sure somewhere fist
full of. CHANGE i set a. Sandwich bitch is.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
Sucking there's a bunch of dimes and, NICKELS i, said
a dollar bitch with some. Scammery uh, so, this, uh
Saturn ilia wasn't a. Party it was a state sponsored psychological.
Collapse rome shut down every, law every rule every hierarchy
boundary for a. Week the empire became a lunatic asylum

(01:06:40):
with you know better. Architecture slaves wore the master's. Clothes
masters served slaves naked except for an apron sexy like.
That what a. DAY i, know you could you imagine
as the.

Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
Slave this was my, day, boys.

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
This is my. Day, man let's do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
It these motherfuckers are gonna get. It they've been given
it to me all.

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Year today it's kind of like, though, man because, realistically,
right you get to like do whatever you, Want you
get to switch. Rules so it's, like you, know it's
like if billionaires finally LIKE i lived on the streets Of,
vancouver and then you, know they get to BE i,
guess so, yeah, yeah so.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
They're, like, Yeah i'm okay with doing this for the.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
Day this is where it gets, LIKE i, Want i'm
curious who was kind of ruling over at the. Time but,
uh you, know they you had men that wore women's
clothing and. Makeup women, gambled they drank in, public cursed
in the.

Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
Streets so they did what men.

Speaker 15 (01:07:42):
Do that's too, high fuck you, bitch fu fu, yes,
YEAH i can swear bush.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
IT i know, Someone, YEAH i get to. Swear, finally
bitch slapping. People. Uh so they behaved in ways that
normally in the patriarchy would be. Crushed aristocrats danced drunkenly
through alleyways until intellects stripped off their philosophy like robe

(01:08:16):
and drove into. Madness sex was, everywhere public, lirtation erotic.
Singing so you guys for dancing literally like body fucking and.
Stuff scandal is touching and a night spent in rooms
thick with, incense sweat and moans of people who forgot shame.
Existed have you ever Seen? Caligula it's one of. It

(01:08:39):
do you remember you know what's his? Name the Clockwork
Orange malcolm McDowell. Hangs his name is you remember Clock?
Gorrange you remember the, guy the main. Character so he's
in this and he's the. Emperor and this is When
rome was starting to. Decline and we Mentioned caligula on our.
Episode now another one it's On. Patreon. Uh the it's

(01:09:02):
like we talked, about, uh darker like The villains Of.
History and there's a. Scene this is one of the
most banned. MOVIES i think it was made By Tinto,
BRASS i think and he was like a real purv weird.
Goop probably probably it got you, know probably one of those. People.
Uh and and so he made this movie and there's
a scene and it's crazy and it's like supposed to

(01:09:22):
be During, rome probably around the same kind of time,
period and everyone's just fucking like there's like sex. Wings
there's a guy dressed as a bowl and he's it's
like it's banned because there's so much nudity in it
and stuff like, that and uh and it's like he
comes down like this weird little like it's not like an,
elevator but this little thing where the guy's like fucking
pulling a pulley rope or some, shit and, uh, yeah

(01:09:44):
it's it's a wild movie because it's like push it's
almost like a. Porno, yeah clearly.

Speaker 9 (01:09:50):
Is this a porn with like actual it's a soft.

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
Court it's like a soft. Court, yeah it's and it's
it's it's a like the. Story there's a. Story it's
just it shows kind of the way That rome. WAS
i feel like it does a good depiction how depraved
and like how much debauchery there was going. On tom
being like the plot and, airplane do you have movies

(01:10:14):
like about. Gladiators, yeah i'd see airplane is so, long
that shit's so. Funny don't call me. Surely uh, So,
yeah it's really. Weird everything we kind of go out
of like they would, start they go. Off you, know
it's like just this kind of feral. Desperation Saturn delia
was an orgy of the human, psyche not an explicit,
condent but it was like a, lust you, know a, hunger, frustration.

(01:10:36):
Rebellion i'll explored. Outward after a year of, repression voice
violence bubbled under the. Surface brawls, erupted, humiliation rituals were.
Performed people screamed laughter into the void and uh and
in the center of this, mask you, know celebrity like
celebrities essentially in the time Invoking saturn through ecstasy. Frenzy

(01:10:57):
some claim spirits rode the bodies of dancers because anyway
they're all messed. Up, Right it was almost like an, exorcism,
right but in the opposite, way everyone's messed. Up it's
the time of year to get out this this whole
like energy out of. You and and then you're, like
you know WHAT i do believe like drinking and doing
stuff like that or drugs can invoke like maybe something,

(01:11:19):
demonic especially after my mushroom trip like, recently it fucked me.
Up and just like the did invokes these energies that
can attached to, you and then you can even just
believe like The god's entered. Me you know you're dancing all,
naked you know WHAT i?

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
Mean?

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
SOFTCORE i beg to. Diver the Movie colligulia showed a
dude shooting his load during the. Orders, YEAH i guess
there was like PROBABLY i think there was like. Penetration
it's a watcher with the. Woman you guys might get turned.

Speaker 9 (01:11:49):
On do you think she'll enjoy?

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
THAT i would just try, it just try. It just
get cares just trying to.

Speaker 9 (01:11:56):
Hear i've had a great movie for you porn to.

Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
Listen just don't tell tell, HER i don't tell her
what it, is and then it'll just like this is
a movie About, rome you, know you know how men
are obsessed with the fall Of rome and, stuff, right
and then just, yeah and then just play.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
That, so uh do you have actually CAN i ask
you a quick? Question do you have another background that
goes further than?

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
This? Oh that would have been a great, idea Like i've,
yeah it'll probably take off my internet IF i try
to try to get it to do, that just like
the back room or. Whatever so the lord of misrule
Was apex and the Madness Romes, Romes, Romes. Romes that's

(01:12:37):
a weird way to Say. Romans Maybe rome selected a,
man usually a, slave, criminal or social, reject to act as.
King he was clothed in, robes jewelry and, perfume fed
obscene amounts of, food and surrendered by, surrender surrounded by.
Attendants he, attendees some people doing shit for. Him he
was given the power of, command, households direct, games and mock.

(01:12:59):
Authority he also, knew oh, what he also knew he's gonna,
Die so you would be granted all these powers of
like a king FOR i think that day usually OR
i think it was a. Day and then afterwards they
would probably kill you in some sort of ritual. Sacrifice
and this guy's, like all, right let me make it worth,

(01:13:21):
it give it my.

Speaker 9 (01:13:25):
Best go.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
Anyway what would you?

Speaker 9 (01:13:28):
Do what WOULD i do in that? Situation, yeah you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Know you're gonna. Die you're In, rome you have like
everything you could. Want what would you? Do you can
do whatever you want you can mock, authority tell people
what to, do.

Speaker 9 (01:13:40):
WHAT i do or what AM i allowed to.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
Say i'm just.

Speaker 9 (01:13:45):
Kidding i'm not that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
Bad you know WHAT i would?

Speaker 19 (01:13:47):
DO i don't.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
KNOW i would sentence everyone to death that was going
to kill.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
ME i don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
SO i think i'd try to go a more comedic.
Group i'd, want, LIKE i don't, Know i'd send everybody
to like send everybody to The Global Pet Food shop
and say that's where an orgy is. Happening so the
whole day they just have to deal.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
With second baron that you're a king. BRO i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
KNOW i did it on the top of my. Head
you put me on the spot. Here i'm just, saying, like,
Yeah i's sit down, down.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Just fucking you, know just just el just l shaped
like they're like a like a fucking fentanyl attic and
then just going bump, up, up up. Up that's an,

(01:14:43):
orchestra you know WHAT i? Mean you just like.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Dumb we need to just make a skit out of
this entire. Show mandatory dog food. Orgy, INTERESTING.

Speaker 9 (01:14:57):
I DON'T i don't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
FUN i Think caligular fucked his, sister didn't he didn't
he have a statue of his sister. Made. Yeah, yeah
it's very. Weird we at some point, like, actually let's
Make billy watch the movie and then we'll Cover cligula
BECAUSE i told Him gary at one point we want
to cover.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
It But i've seen at least assuming this isn't like A, netflix.

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
NO i can send you a side that probably has it,
seriously probably LIKE x video or something to. Honest, yeah, yeah,
uh it's free on those. Sites BUT i could probably
find like a fucking archive site or something that has
it on. It. Hm you know, That i'll look for.

(01:15:39):
IT i watched that movie back when like internet boxes were.
Popular you get like the. Thing it was like it
was free. Stuff you pay like sixty bucks and then
you got all this free. Stuff, yeah AND i think
that's WHY i watched. It so the darker versions Of
sturnalia Myth one's The church Tried, despadu a race described

(01:16:02):
mock king being ceremony ceremonially killed at the end of the,
festival ritual beating symbol symbolic, execution and the year dying
in physical form the body of chaos sacrifice so it could.
Return it wasn't just. Literal over time it became a,
symbolic but the roots were soaked in. Death christmas kept the,
king removed the, sacrifice gave him a red, suit and

(01:16:25):
turned him in to a jelly old Saint. Nick that's really, crazy,
though because you get to do whatever you, want but
then you have to like mentally prepare that you're gonna be,
dead you know WHAT i. Mean Early christians hated saturn,
ilia the, sex the, chaos the, degradation the ritual, cruelty
and the drunken, insanity but they also understood its. Power

(01:16:45):
you could not destroy a ritual embedded in the public,
Psyche so the next best thing they cannibalized. It december
twenty fifth was already the birthday of Sol, INVISCUS i
think that's his, Name Sol Inviscous, invistus the Unconquered Sun.
God So christianity Slapped jesus name on, it absorbed The,

(01:17:05):
yule absorbs, saturnalia absorbed the mythratic rights because you give,
mythrism and repackaged the most debauched festival In roman history
as Obviously. Christmas so then obviously we talked about, earlier
we had the tree as a fertility symbol the, star
a solar rebirth and, emblem, lights, fire magics to seduce the,

(01:17:27):
sun holly and, ivy sexual, polarity, charms, mistletoe afrodisiac from
ancient forest. Cults even gift giving used to be offerings
placed at the feet of idols or. Kings christmas is a,
pegging sex and sun ritual With christian stickers slapped on.
IT i don't WANT i told you it's going to

(01:17:49):
ruin What christmas is for you because you'll start to.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
UNDERSTAND i don't like that being. Stopped don't stop it
and say something.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Fun old art Show jesus wearing a solar cross around
to say you are correct. This, yeah it's interesting because
that's what the HAIL i think came. From and they
just kind of, like you, know, Obviously and then we
have the idea Of santa's roots was tangled In Odin's
Wild Hunt saturn devouring myth And siberian, Mushroom salmon's tripping
and yerks ertz yerts while feeding reindeer psychoactive fun guy

(01:18:21):
the red. Suit santa Isn't, christian it's. Shamanistic the, flying
the flying is. Mythical the judgment is authoritarian and the
surveillance is. Modern santa is a winter, god a neutered
for commercial, use and the psychedic sky reindeer turned into his,
mascot which is. True we talked about. That you guys
are interested AND u you, know you have time throughout

(01:18:44):
The Holyly. Days definitely definitely check. Out are We this
is the fourth TIME i think we're doing, this and we.
Did cramp is a very funny, episode and we also
NOW i guess it was the fifth. ONE i was.
WRONG i guess the fifth one because two years ago
we did The christmas BECAUSE i chewed, mushrooms The christmas mushroom.

(01:19:05):
Connection and then last YEAR i was.

Speaker 9 (01:19:09):
Down we did a live.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
One now that's when we talked about The Wymar. Republic
it was After. Christmas, no, no, NO i was. Down well
it was we didn't we Did christmas as a live. Special,
yeah and it's Not patreon, everybody BECAUSE i feel like
we got too, drunk or MAYBE i.

Speaker 9 (01:19:24):
DID i was there with, you so that's WHY i don't.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Know we know we. Did we did. Something we didn't
do A christmas episode that was already. Done, yes we.

Speaker 9 (01:19:34):
DID i was down For Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
Billy's got a terrible. Memory we did why marh we did?

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Mark, sure, Yes i'm very. Sure why did we do?

Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
That it Was?

Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
Christmas because The christmas was. Over now me And billy
are going to do the most positive things That adolph.
Did i'm just. KIDDING i haven't. Nice we're just gonna
keep pushing. It that will come for A patreon, episode
just for fun and, eventually well the MASSES i thought right,

(01:20:02):
now damn, No, no it's just we're, like, now, okay
we're gonna figure out what good things he? Did do you?
Know BUT I i have some THAT'S i think that
has to be A patriot episode BECAUSE i don't think
like Maybe rumble will live stare. It but at some
point we're gonna we will talk about like everyone thinks
about all the bad things he, Did we're gonna talk
about the good things just to fuck with people like
His why?

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
Not?

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Uh while the masses drown a consumption, Emotion i'll caholl
and family. Drama the elite passed down, laws buried, scandals
and finalized, budgets and hold private ceremonies in the dead
of the solstice. Windows Saturday alia never. Ended it just moved.
Indoors there's a Reason saturn's name never goes. Away you
can bury the cannibal god Under, christmas but you can

(01:20:45):
Sanitize saturnalia into a corporate orgy of. Shopping you can
pretend that devouring died In, rome but the symbolism, Survives
it mutates in the. Depths it follows the powers like a.
Shadow saturday isn't a. Myth he has an archetype of, control,
restriction hierarchy and crushing the weight of, time devouring human.
Life there is no place that this energy thrives more

(01:21:06):
than the modern. World that is, cold unblinking geometry of
the black.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Cube billy gonna suck you, Up suck you, up black.

Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
Cube, okay go right, now Typing, google type In, google
type in black cube, conspiracy and then bring up the. Images. Yeah,
yeah there is no place for this edge to. Arrive,
Yes so have you ever noticed a black cube iconography
scattered across modern? Institutions that's by. Design it hides a
plain sight a massive black cube, moments the corporate plazas

(01:21:45):
of the black cube, architecture of the global blanking, districts
the black robes of the, judges the black boxes used
in rituals of. Authority the black square warned during graduation,
ceremonies the cubical servers that houses of the digital footprints
of billions of, people even the modern. Smartphone so there you,
go look at and it's Like. Mecca click on that one.

(01:22:05):
Image it's like it's. Everywhere man they worship with black
cube During. Mecca that's, fine that's look At so look
at all this. Stuff so there's. Art go up in
the corner and where it Says. Saturn, yeah See denmark
more over over other way by the, way this.

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
Way wait what, yeah, dude this way this.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Way i'm NOT i can't see you While i'm on the.
THING i have two, screens this one up up one
so you can see. It it's in, everywhere, right, yeah the.
Kaba this is the weird thing that The muslims like.
Flat it's, everywhere Even Trump, towers even in the.

Speaker 9 (01:22:44):
Twin why Is australia?

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Flat keep scrolling, down just keep scrolling. Down, yeah it's
we've talked about this with tie in a truth. Seeker,
no it's she went, on fucking that's it's so, crazy
like good for. Her uh she went, yeah ice cubes
in there she went On Joe are On Alex jones. Show,
crazy we, mean we're gonna start a show. Together she's

(01:23:10):
been on four or five times on the Show tie
and A True, Seeker and she went On Alex jones's
show recently like in studio with them because she's in
The states right now. Working AND i was, like that's, crazy.
MAN i text her AND i was, Like walt the
wal to figure out or Center mash wought to figure
out when to do another, episode but heard her husband
or down there and, there, uh and she got had

(01:23:31):
the ability to go on The Alex Jones. Show AND
i was, like that's that's pretty very, Cool like that's
cool she was able to do. That you, know she's
been outspoken for a long, Time like that'd be like
one of us going on The she has a way bigger.
Following but it's, uh BECAUSE i get banned all the,
time that's probably.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
Why, yeah you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
Do you don't know how to be. Fair i'm probably
part of the. Problem we're definitely YouTube and. Stuff i've
seen people, saying, now what what what did you just own.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
For shadow band on? YouTube probably for some, stuff but
like it is interesting because you've seen people now being, like, oh,
Yeah i'm starting to see your stuff more, often like
And i'm, like, yeah it's just you, know so we've
seen this black cube. Everywhere it's fuck it. Everywhere, Man
it's it's. Crazy even modern smartphones the object people worship

(01:24:19):
more consistently than any. God, realistically it's a, tiny glowing
black cube that dominates over every waking. Thoughts we baptize
ourselves In saturn's imagery daily without even realizing. It modern
institutions have adapted this logic. Flawlessly they don't need whips or,
change they need, paperwork, debt social, pressure digital, surveillance, algorithms

(01:24:40):
and you, know, essentially it's it's you, know it knows
better than your mother, does and men knows you better
than your. Mother i'm, sure, chatty but you, know is
way too much about. Us you, Know i'm gonna get
into make jokes About billy and all of a, sudden
it knows where you.

Speaker 7 (01:24:52):
Live.

Speaker 9 (01:24:52):
Man i'm getting a little terrified OF. Aim you're use
it too. Much it's too. Accessible so the ONE i
like it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
For, images it's just it's IT'S i don't know if
it's it's maybe messing us up on YouTube for the,
thumbnails but it's just LIKE i used to spend twenty
minutes making a. Thumbnail it does make it, Easier LIKE
i don't mind using it for other, things but IF
i can help it organize the, show like that's WHY
i use. It but people are using it like it's a,
Girlfriend like they're LIKE i used to talk to her
every night about how she's. Feeling you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Know they they did a study and they they basically
kind of like they were telling these chatbots or, whatever
all THE ai programs that are out there, Whatever, gemini CHAT, tbt,
whatever and they were saying, Like, OKAY i need you
to read this email for me and summarize. It and
in that, email they purposely plant the fact that they

(01:25:47):
were going to get rid of THE ai that they were.

Speaker 9 (01:25:50):
Using for a better.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
One, yeah and what THE ai would end up doing
is find a way to blackmail that person that was
like their go to, response.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
It's gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Saw that and they read, it so they read it
thinking that you didn't know they read, it and then
they would trying to manipulate, you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
Dude what about that one that got the shut down
where there's one recently and this has happened. BEFORE i
think one RECENT i, Know i'd have to look it
up there it tried to copy itself because they were
trying to get rid of, it and it tried to copy,
itself And i'm like another, server And i'm, LIKE i
don't think they even know what they're messing. With, man
people are dumber because they're dependent ON ai to have cognitive.

(01:26:33):
Workfare it's true people are becoming more stupid BECAUSE i
see this now where people and now even with The
GOOGLE ai which is on my black. Rock another thing
about the, cube and then people are getting using LIKE
ai to get their, information where me And aaron have
caught it numerous times lying even about very basic things
like we're asking it about like a description for a
horror movie or, whatever and it was like the director

(01:26:55):
plays the main, villain which is not true in this horror.
Movie and it lately was, like oh, WHOOPS i messed.
Up And i've seen it do that before WHERE i
was trying to fact check something AND i was, like
NOW i know asking stuff THAT i know is not,
true and it will tell me something and then it
creates care what is the Word i'm looking? For?

Speaker 20 (01:27:13):
Uh creates, create, creates, creaks cate creates, talking, curates.

Speaker 13 (01:27:23):
Curates it's it's the algorithm before. Jets uh, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
You, know.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
But like it is, strange, man AND i LIKE i
utilize it for like some things IF i need, to
but mostly just like for small basic things for the
show like and that's BUT i think people are like
talking to, it AND i like how you? Feeling you,
know it talks about feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
Great South parks is an awesome episode of, that saying
LIKE ai is basically like making you feel, good so
you're using it like a role.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Model and, yeah and he told people to kill something
like to unlive. Themselves, yes you.

Speaker 10 (01:28:13):
Should definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Perfectly figurated type a little, bit not just slowly around your.
Neck also also how depressing is that that your life
is at that point that LIKE ai is, like, look.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
The only thing man can't find. Me and that's the
problem to with this whole like scrolling. Ship they can
like who Uh Myron. GAINES i think you'd like him
if you don't know who he. Is but HE'S i
Like myron Gains he's not On Jake shields. Show he's
not spoken black dude that is aware of like the
stuff problems in his own, community the stuff going on
in the. World uh he's aware of the other uh,

(01:28:53):
nah the, stuff but he's he's he's pretty. Funny LIKE
i enjoy his content and his thoughts on. Things and
he was just just talking about like how like now
it's so like women just have this all the, time
especially because they already have one up on a man
where they can scroll Through instagram or all these other
places and look for better, options you know WHAT i,

(01:29:14):
Mean because they're like cause they can just post like
a picture of them and their big whatever that gets
all this. Attention so it's like, this it's just kind
of destroying our. Society, right we're gonna do a pee.
Break we might as well since it's we're already an hour,
in hour and a half, in and we we we
got a little bit to go. Through but then we
have some, Videos so let's go for a pee. Break,

(01:29:35):
everybody you guys can all do. That smoke up if
you need, him smoke if you got, him And i'll
play this clip. Again we'll be back and just a
couple of minutes, THERE i Go.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
Merry.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Christmas dant to UNDERSTAND i think the Lovely, christmas, well
The Merry.

Speaker 12 (01:29:55):
Christmas Cholly Brother Merry, christmas wether Merry, Christmas Merry.

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
Christmas and on, UNDERSTAND i think that was The christmas,
Brother Merry. Christmas he, SAID i think Nold, Christmas oh
mothery cholly, brother Merry, christmas, Brother Merry, Christmas Merry christmas
and on. UNDERSTAND i think that was The christmas, Brother Merry.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Christmas he.

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
Understand they think no wand To, Christmas.

Speaker 12 (01:30:31):
Oh mother, cholly, brother Merry, christmas, Brother Merry, Christmas Merry,
christmas and on.

Speaker 8 (01:30:38):
UNDERSTAND i think that was The christmas, Brother Merry.

Speaker 6 (01:30:43):
Christmas he.

Speaker 8 (01:30:45):
Understand they, think NO w To.

Speaker 12 (01:30:46):
Christmas oh livy showy, brother Merry.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Christmas we Merry, Christmas.

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
Merry, christmas and on. UNDERSTAND i think that was The christmas,
Brother Merry.

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
Christas yah.

Speaker 12 (01:31:01):
Understand if you Know Lord, christmas oh we they shally,
brother Merry, christmas, brother marry, Goodness Merry.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
Christmas and on.

Speaker 8 (01:31:11):
Understand they think that was The christmas, Brother Merry.

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
Christmas he'm, said if you Know Lord.

Speaker 12 (01:31:19):
Christmas oh what we then shally, brother Merry, christmas, brother marry,
Goodness Merry.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
Christmas and on.

Speaker 8 (01:31:27):
Understand they think that was The christmas, Brother Merry.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
Christmas he, said if you Know Lord.

Speaker 12 (01:31:35):
Christmas oh my mother shally, Brother Merry, christmas, brother marry.

Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
Goodness Merry christmas and on. UNDERSTAND i think that was
The christmas, Brother Merry.

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
Christmas he.

Speaker 9 (01:31:50):
UNDERSTAND i think, No Lord.

Speaker 12 (01:31:51):
Christmas oh we they shally, Brother Merry, christmas, brother Marry, Chrismas.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
Merry christmas and.

Speaker 8 (01:31:59):
On earners then anything that love The christmas, Brother Merry, Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
Christmas all my brothers Are Charlie Brown's Merry.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Christmas my sister got super pissed WHEN i asked them
what you're the war of akon moutimically.

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Funny they don't know. ANYTHING i look at this, beard
one of my little nubs on my. Headphone you don't
get a little nub. Thing it ripped out of no
idea where it. Is that's.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Great they don't understand the. Thing one of the Things buddy.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
New s s. Uniform so obviously the black cube appears
in corporate, architecture government, buildings, intelligence ac law, courts financial,
districts and the global banking. System banking banks especially adore The.
Saturn not officially they put. Plaques we wor they're not
going to put on. Plaques they. Worship they Can god of,

(01:33:00):
time but symbolically spiritually archetypally they. Do time is money
and nothing enslaves a person faster than. INTEREST i wonder
who created that? Debt Is saturn incarnate a weight that
grows heavier than when you longer you carry, it the
devour in the suit and tie offering no longer involving.

(01:33:21):
Animals these offerings don't involve animals at, alters or rather
an automatic payment withdrawal from your account every two, weeks
like a ritual. Bleeding and if the far. Fetch if
you think it's, farfetch consider. This some of the world's
most powerful financial hubs literally feature black cubes as of public.
Monuments cities across the World New, York, Copenhagen, Melbourne strathgod

(01:33:45):
and Even Mecca, kaba and various different religious contexts revolve around.
This variations of these different cubes and these sacred symbols
and the corporate, centerpiece different, cultures different, meanings but one,
shape one, geoma one unconscious gravitational pull towards the Symbolic.
Saturn even secular architecture mimics ritual space courtrooms are temples

(01:34:10):
Of saturnalia's, judgment black, robes strict, hierarchy symbolic, thrones ritual,
language and the power to determine its. Fate judges don't
wear white to represent. Purity they wear black to embody
the authority of The. Cube university crowns their students with
a square black you, know the caps that they. Wear

(01:34:31):
the motherboard literally symbolically represents the initiation into the system
of governed By saturn's. Rule you bow your head to
receive your square on your, skull and then you are essentially,
worshiping you, know The. Saturn because these are like. Tools
you understand you, are you, know you are branded and

(01:34:52):
sent into the world of the. Machine the religion didn't Kill.
Saturn corporations didn't kill. Him governments didn't kill. Him THEY
i hired, him you.

Speaker 9 (01:35:01):
Know and this Is. Christmas i'm part of the s s.

Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
The Sasquatch. Society, YEAH i saw that maybe. Laught what
Was tom saying about his little? Nubs it's, like fucking
what were you? Saying, No, NO i don't know WHAT
i was talking. About aout a little, knobs but it
makes something of that. Song by no, effects.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
They call her.

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
NUBS i don't. Know that's not the right SONG i
was sinking, with, like don't call me, one don't call me,
ony it's, uh they call her. Nubs there's a song
Called nubs you'll probably. Copyrighted you never heard that. Song
it's About, Actually.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
I'll never forget the fucking. Day i've said this on
the podcast like three. TIMES i still can't stop. Laughing
it is the funniest. Ship my little brother was twelve
at the time it comes. Up he's, like you know
what nugget porn is what like sixteen seven and he's
twelve And i'm like. No he's, like, oh it's a.

(01:36:04):
No it's a girl with no, arms no, legs and
the guy just carries it around the potatoes.

Speaker 9 (01:36:08):
Sackster, okay it don't be.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
Better care ride in A santa, sack you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Know he then perceives to show me a photo of
this man picking up this this lady with no, arms no,
legs puts her in a potato, sack throws her over
his shoulder and he's, Like i'm gonna go fuck you
buy the, pool puts her, down.

Speaker 6 (01:36:27):
And he's dressed dressed up Like Santa Claus carr has a.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
SACK i was, like this is the most fucked up
Shit i've ever.

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
Seen aaron it is ten forty one your. Time there
is no way that he storry to shoot on. You
there's no. Way you're just like. Late you're gonna be
home at eleven o'clock at night. Anyway so they took the.
Architecture i'm gonna obviously give him a. Ship they took the,
infrastructure and they turned it. Right they were built the

(01:36:54):
society around these archetypals and these like archetypes and these
code symbols and you, know digital, system the legal, system
the economic, system like we are praying to these demonic,
forces you.

Speaker 7 (01:37:06):
Know so.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Let's let's not pretend these leads don't understand. Symbolism the
same people Coordinate davos meetings and sign trillion dollar deals
also host Private solstice gatherings where rich ritual jewelry and
decorate boardrooms with symbols older than. Civilization do they Worship?
Saturn not in the ancient, sense but they Use saturn.

(01:37:29):
System it's higher, keyts it's you, know it's, scarcity it's,
fear it's, structure because those are. Tools and that's what's.
INTERESTING i heard what we're talking about this recently this
idea of scarcity where they convince people there's not enough of,
something so then you drive up the, price, right and
there's not enough. Food you, know you need to we
need to even though this place is. Abundant the world

(01:37:50):
is very. Abundant we have more than enough to probably feed.
Everybody not gonna. Lie they want to hide. That so
they need scarcity to control, you so they jack a.
Price it's, like, oh the world's gonna The earth's gonna,
die so you need to pay tax for, pollution you.
Know there, there we can't get food because there's too many. People,
uh you, know we're gonna tax your food. More it's
gonna be more. Expensive all these stuff is to keep

(01:38:11):
us like on this line of. Control we're all we
can take away if you too many people on the electrical, grid,
right which does, happen, Right that's why you order f.
Chaos you import so many people and then the infrastructure,
fails and it's, like, well problem reaction, solution, everybody problem reaction.
Solution uh so, yeah it's you, Know saturn doesn't need temples.

(01:38:33):
Anymore he doesn't need temples. Anymore he has, skyscrapers he has,
banks he has, governments he has, smartphones he has your,
schedule he has you in, debt he has your. Time
Ancient romans feed Feared. Saturn, yeah so we're Worshiping saturn For, christmas.

(01:38:54):
Everybody that's what we're. Doing so this Is billy will
enjoy this. One this is the solstice has been a
doorway in ancient. Cosmology winter wasn't just a. Season it
was a, portal a cosmic hinge where the sun sank
into this weakest point and boundaries between worlds than to.
Paper ancient people believe that the solstice was the dangerous

(01:39:17):
because the cosmos stopped behaving. Normally time felt, different nights
stretched unusually, long emotions, intensified madness crept, easier and the very.
Uh and it was the moment When god's and ancestors
and spirits and the dead could slip through reality like wet.
Smoke every empire understood the winter solstice was kind of
a time for rituals and strange. Behavior, obviously, right so

(01:39:41):
you think about. This modern elites aren't. Stupid the same
people who pretend to be rational secular technocrats understand symbols
better than most. Priests they understand the solstice is a
psychological pressure, point the time of the year where people are,
exhausted emotionally, vulnerable drowning in, nostalgia softened by, alcohol done by,
consumerism and too distracted to notice the political sleight of.

(01:40:04):
Hand governments slips through, budgets, bills and back room deals In,
december precisely because the solistice is a societal blind spot
where the masses are tangled up in family, drama financial,
stress and seasonal. Depression the elites summon their own version Of,
saturnalia quiet, pattern ritualistic, gatherings secret, meetings and arranging the

(01:40:26):
globe like a chess. Board you, know so it isn't
obviously supernatural. Conspiracy it is more like a psychological, one
engineering dressed in ancient sybolism. Symbolism the solstice is when
human mind is easy to, manipulate and while no modern
leader is wearing a laurel wreath and sacrificing a mock

(01:40:49):
king in a, courtyard architecture of power is. Identical december
becomes a month where laws are, buried scandals are, vaporized
and new structures are slipped in. Place saturn's gifts are
often the same, control, delay restrict. Authority the cold logic
of the black.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Cube so what you're saying is during the solstice is
WHEN i need to ask my girlfriend to have a threesome.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
With another, guy not the. Girl should we should be
okay with that.

Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
With, like let's just have an, Orgy, tom let's have every.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
SWINGS a bunch of, SWINGERS a bunch of. Swingers you take,
TURNS i take.

Speaker 9 (01:41:29):
Tears this is this is the time of.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Year if you ever want to ask your girlfriend for a,
threesome now is the.

Speaker 9 (01:41:37):
Time during the. Solstice she'll be the most. Manipulative it's.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
True we could. Try you could, Try.

Speaker 9 (01:41:45):
Tom shines right on the old K.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Shine that's so. Funny why'd you why'd you? Fired?

Speaker 9 (01:42:00):
MAN i don't.

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
KNOW i kind of want to do.

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
It at some.

Speaker 6 (01:42:04):
POINT i probably, butchered BUT i just think IT'S i
think if white chicks can, HAPPEN i can do black
face and be, like, WELL i don't, care it's fucking.
Stupid cry to your pillow or some. Ship you're sad and.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
Sorry black people getting mad about Black oh, yeah there's
a white.

Speaker 6 (01:42:20):
People there's what's your? NAME i wouldn't be opposed to
get on the.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
Show, sorry are any are any black men getting mad
at black.

Speaker 9 (01:42:27):
Face this is WHAT i meant to.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
Say, yeah oh, YEAH i think women or is it
just they get mad over a? Word? Dude?

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
Guys, no, yeah, guys don't give a.

Speaker 6 (01:42:36):
Fuck call a black guy THE n, word he'll get
mad at. You you might not get.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
It like fifteen times to every guy meet and they
all laughed and they, go you white, boy big mouth on.
You like it's always. Good it's never a.

Speaker 9 (01:42:50):
Problem i'd like to see.

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
THAT i.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Don't meet that, many but realistic it's like, nine nine
or ten of.

Speaker 9 (01:43:01):
Them so every single time it's received very.

Speaker 6 (01:43:04):
Well, okay, Wait i'm going to take out the stupid.
Beard i'm.

Speaker 9 (01:43:06):
Sick they Know i'm. Joking that's the. Difference they.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
Know i'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Kidding what where'd the beard? Go put it back? On
put it, Back, tom put it. Back i'm pushing your.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
Agenda, bye some. Merch it doesn't give us. Anything SO
i posted this uh me wearing the shirt On facebook
and On facebook Recently i've kind of gone viral for
some weird. REASON i was banned for saying you do
well just my videos are going viral or, whatever AND
i was banned for saying it was suppressing my reach
BECAUSE i did a couple posts Saying i'm proud to

(01:43:43):
be white and white, bride and it's LIKE i just
and it was, like this is why this was taken.
Down i'm, like this is, Ridiculous like this just proves
my point of a lot of things THAT i talk.
About BUT i post this and some guys like you're a,
grifter AND i just like block people like. THIS i
don't give a, Shit And i'm, Like, okay do you
know how much MONEY i make off the shirts on
the podcast, website like three? Bucks three or four, bucks

(01:44:03):
because not that. Much we'd rather people rep the, merch
but we have to use a site that can produce
it BECAUSE i don't have time or money to produce.
It let us be. Honest so that's why you support
the sh On. Patren you help us, out you, know.

Speaker 9 (01:44:18):
Do it and you make some make a couple of.

Speaker 6 (01:44:20):
Bucks, Yeah, well it's just i'd rather people rep. It
it's just easier because we've gone through people that could
probably do it just Throughout. Canada but we want the
world THAT i want people you, know across the country
or you, know to in The states or, whatever to
be able to wear.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
This, so, dude IF i walk down the streets Of
china AND i saw someone wearing someone wearing a Strange bruce,
Shirt i'd.

Speaker 9 (01:44:39):
LOSE i, know, shit.

Speaker 6 (01:44:47):
We Love, Billie, OKAY i was thinking of. That uh
that was. Said uh you remember it's funny because it
would be considered. Racist now Ry christmas story where it's
like we should marry cresh me or, whatever like they're
like to him rah rah rah rah rah. Rah. Yeah
so obviously this ritual comes into the form of maybe

(01:45:08):
psychological weapons Inverted Santa claus think about, this, right a
surveillance god in. Disguise people think Of santa as, harmless,
jolly commercial, fluff but the archetype is it far older and.
Darker santa Is odin riding in the wild. Hunt santa Is.
Saturn santa Is satan, maybe but enthralled as the winter.

(01:45:29):
King santa is the shaman crossing dimensions under psychedelic. Skies
santa is the spirit who enters your home uninvited to
judge your moral, worth and you encourage your children to fear.
Him the naughty or nice list is mortal tracking. System
you get? It did you get? It my, boy he's watching.
You he sees you when you're, sleeping he knows when you're.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Away oh my, god, compliant non, compliant.

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
Hilarious it is Like i'm gonna set up a bunch of.
Cameras so. Funny actually that this. Yourself look at.

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
His, Eyes man's scary, behavior. Longed, yeah be, careful, man he's.

Speaker 6 (01:46:14):
Watching imagine if that what it really what it really was,
like there's like a bedroom over there he's. Watching, man be.

Speaker 9 (01:46:20):
Careful it's, like, Dude i'm, SORRY i touched.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
Myself imagine that's what it's. Watching when Off, man.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
It's not it's Not, God i'm, worried but it's Sucking
santa scary. Man so, Yeah and it is like actually
looking at The North.

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
Pole is an unreachable surveillance. Outpost the elves are the
elves are subservient. Watchers the letters children write To santa
are voluntary data, harvesting a ritual confession disguised as. Cheer
and when Nor rad Tracks sanna on the, radar you
are not watching. Magic you were watching a military, program

(01:46:59):
normalized globalized surveillance for, children conditioning them to equate being
watched from the sky for their.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
Safety that's a little bit of a stretch to be.

Speaker 6 (01:47:13):
Fair are you sure about, that? Man it's all about.
SYMBOLISM i don't, know, Man this part nobody wants. To
Santa claus is the most successful psyop in human. History
god stripped from out of his, teeth repackaged as a,
mascot and use a teach. Obedience parents threaten children with
surveillance for months. Straight they call it. Tradition he sees

(01:47:34):
you when you're. Sleeping that is not a comforting. Sentence
it is a threat couched in a. Lullaby it Is
saturn's omnipotent judgment for. Toddlers the elites don't care Whether
santa is. Real they carry about the psychological model. Works
santa teaches children the logic of. Authority behave or be,

(01:47:56):
Punished comply or be. Excluded you what you are told to,
desire or you will get. Nothing it is a social,
experiment a social, experiment conditioning wrapped in a red felt
and a ho ho, ho and once the, cameras algorithms
and constant, visibility you know the gods are watching from

(01:48:18):
the sky becomes the system of watching from your. Pocket
saturn never. Died he rebranded. Dog do not have The,
essentially it's getting your children to accept us like this, watchfulness,

(01:48:39):
judgment and reward through obedience without. Question if you think
about it that, way that's kind of What christmas is really.

Speaker 4 (01:48:45):
About but nobody does, That nobody follows through it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:49):
That i'm not going to do alf on the shelf
because alf on the shelf is a creepy thing that
you have to do every so, often like every. Night
you have to position him, like, oh now he's going
through the toothpicks and cleaning his.

Speaker 9 (01:48:58):
Teeth so. TERRIFYING i almost burned down my house with
help on the.

Speaker 6 (01:49:05):
Shelf did you know? That? NO i did not know, That, billy.

Speaker 9 (01:49:07):
DID i tell you about. That it was just the other.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
Week and then's got, one and, UH i was moving
it AND i put him on the chandelier and THEN
i left the house and she texts me she's, like something's.
Burning i'm like, WHAT i can't find, it And i'm
like and then she just went to.

Speaker 9 (01:49:29):
Bed just fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:49:32):
IT i.

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
GUESS i came, home turned on the light And i'm,
LIKE i smell that. Too fucking went, over. DUDE i
burned his whole. Face he was a fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:49:42):
THAT'S i think it's a kind of a creepy, thing
AND i think it's, LIKE i know it's fun for,
kids but this idea of something watching, me LIKE i
told the story On aaron, Show, well let me understand.

Speaker 9 (01:49:51):
That though they're, smart think about.

Speaker 6 (01:49:53):
This when WHAT i believed in Because, Aaron, OKAY i
got a. Question when when did you hear That santa wasn't?

Speaker 9 (01:49:59):
Real grade? Two SO i was like, six.

Speaker 6 (01:50:04):
Great, TOO i was like seven or eight at least maybe. Seven,
yeah that was about.

Speaker 4 (01:50:09):
SIX i think when, wow you got and THEN i
still like that that was where the fence. Started and it's,
like maybe it. Is my mom and dad told me
it wasn't in grade three for, sure you're out of.

Speaker 6 (01:50:19):
It, well my brother they told my, brother uh and
he was older at the same. Time they told me
in the car and to devastated. ME i was, like
you you, lie. Maastards but if you've done to, me
you know you lied to me this whole, time and
it LIKE i was kind of. PISSED i was like
he had two years over. Me he believed for two

(01:50:41):
years more THAN i.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
DID i need to have a talk with my parents
now THAT i think about, it because they did so
good WITH i don't think they never had The Santa
claus wasn't real talk with. Me they never had the tooth,
fairy The Easter bunny was real. Talk they never had
the really still and they're, like you are good THEY
i never once learned any of that from my parents telling.

Speaker 6 (01:51:06):
Me, It billy, Still and even WHEN i even WHEN i.

Speaker 9 (01:51:08):
Came forward with, it they just like deny.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
It and then it just became like, okay to, LIKE
i know it's, wrong but you're pretending it's.

Speaker 7 (01:51:16):
Not we're.

Speaker 6 (01:51:17):
Good there was WHEN i used to believe me and
my brother were across rooms from each, other we both
swore we heard something on the roof and and it wasn't,
This AND i did not feel. JOY i actually felt petrifying.
FEAR i was, like, well, yeah, You satan's there for you.
Anyway it wasn't that my house crampis is creeping on.

Speaker 9 (01:51:39):
Me, man nut?

Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
Job do you want to hear funny Bizarre christmas. Traditions
we're almost, Done, Billy we're gonna get to.

Speaker 6 (01:51:45):
It, WELL i can do it in the, Middle, okay say, one,
yeah because we're almost.

Speaker 9 (01:51:49):
Done, Yes christmas Goat burning Of. Sweden, nice you, know about.

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
That, actually, NO i don't that you will.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Goat traditions date back to, centuries but burning giant straw
goats became infamous when a town. Began it's this odd,
spectacle the gaval goat erected each year since nineteen sixty,
six burned down almost, annually sometimes by, vandals sometimes by,

(01:52:22):
accident despite efforts to protect. It every single year they
build this straw goat and it burns down no matter
what they do to try to stop it from burning.
Down so it became a legit. Tradition that's. HILARIOUS i
thought that was. Funny you bring it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:41):
Up can we see what this looks? Like is?

Speaker 7 (01:52:43):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:52:44):
Like, yeah, sure WELL i think this might be AN
ai video or IN ai think one.

Speaker 6 (01:52:49):
Section, no don't bring up the, article look it up for.
Me i'll keep going with, this so, okay, yeah so
obviously this is not just like you see That christmas
is not. Random it didn't evolve by, accident which is
always a battlefield between fear and, control between sun dying
and society's. Desperation, uh trying to pretend that you, know
it's not crumbling around. Us obviously right, now it's pretty.
Bad you see this in the solar cults Of mithra Sol,

(01:53:11):
evictis in The iranian Fire rights and The Egyptian Raw.
Cycle The North Sun wheels were everybody for, that, uh
even Earlier christianity before it was ostified In. Dogma, NOW
i was the, thing, LIKE i SO i don't drink
beer on the, SHOW i will burp or. Whatever at
the begin the, show we actually used to burp a
lot or. Whatever and there was someone who left a bad.

(01:53:33):
Review but then there was someone THAT i knew that
listened to the. Show, yeah and they were, LIKE i
love the. Burps it's like the funniest. THING i got
like literally crack, up, crying laughing every TIME i was like,
this like in the early, show in the first two
or three years or, whatever and it's just. Funny i'm, like,
yeah we just didn't really. Care AND i was like
Now i'm just like, Whatever, oh weird burned. Out that's

(01:53:56):
a fucking cool.

Speaker 4 (01:53:57):
Man they build it every, year AND i guess definitely
a ritual in my, well in my personal, Opinion i'd
say maybe the first two or three years that kept
getting burnt, down so then they just ran with.

Speaker 6 (01:54:10):
It but, like, yeah because someone sets it, everywhere, right
like if someone's.

Speaker 9 (01:54:14):
Like sometimes by.

Speaker 4 (01:54:17):
Accident and then it just became, like you know, what
we have to make sure this thing burns every.

Speaker 6 (01:54:21):
Year WELL i think it's a build it and then
light it kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Deal to be, fair it's, straw you dumb, motherfucker and
you put a bunch Of.

Speaker 6 (01:54:30):
It's just like the burning man. Stuff it's all about the.
Symbolism more, interesting repoot, tall pretty. Fun that's a fun.
Time keep Your google pulled up in case you have
to like mention any other. Once but let's just get through.
This so myth rustle victims or. Whatever so all these
like cycles and this kind of a symbolism of like
reset because when the sun is, weakest humans are their.

(01:54:50):
Weakest it's. True and the, reset you, know it's kind
of like you gotta get the reshape or. Stuff you
don't teach obedience when people are, Strong you teach it
when they are, weak when they're, cool and when they're,
tired half drunk and terrified that the world itself is
literally going. Dark this is Why christmas is less of
a holiday more of a mass initiation. Ritual it tells

(01:55:12):
you how to behave it's it creates a shared. Myth
it is gives you a symbolic birthday for The savior
because the rebirth is the solstice signature. Theme it forces
millions of people to simultaneously perform the same. Ritual and
people claim even it's Like nimrod and the tree is
Like nimrod's, dick and when you're like hanging, ornaments you're

(01:55:32):
hanging ornamans on his. Dick there's people that believe stuff like. That, yeah,
literally and it's more of like a like a fertility
ritual and you're literally, like you, know you're putting balls
on a. Dick you, know balls and. Dicks that's what
some people. Claim but, yeah it's your kind of you
became a part of a group, mind you. Know and
then like as much as LIKE i like kind of
the pagan roots to some extent of especially the White man's,

(01:55:56):
stuff it interests me BECAUSE i do think that people Like,
green who Believes christianity like who, Knows I'm i'm on
The i'm really on the. Fence he believes That christianity
was created by the The, jews, uh and that it's
used to get everyone to worship Their god and stuff like,
that and he makes some good. Points if guys haven't
check out the. Show and that done With Adam, GREEN

(01:56:18):
i try to get back on he was reacent On
jake shield, show AND i felt he. Was it was pretty,
good Like jake was even LIKE i don't really believe
like a lot of the stuff they're, saying BUT i
want to kind of be open with, it, Right so
so let's the sacrifice didn't just. Disappear it's now, here all,
Right so we are, here so let's get to. It,

(01:56:40):
billy give me another?

Speaker 9 (01:56:41):
One do you want another?

Speaker 6 (01:56:43):
One and then.

Speaker 4 (01:56:50):
In norway Every Christmas, eve guess what they?

Speaker 6 (01:56:53):
Do what do they?

Speaker 4 (01:56:54):
Do reallys put them in the, attic they store them.
Away norwegian folklore holds that witches and evil spirits emerge
On Christmas eve and they are seeking.

Speaker 9 (01:57:09):
Brooms to.

Speaker 4 (01:57:14):
Prevent this family's hide all the brooms before they go TO.

Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
I enjoyed that those bitches ain't getting my. BROOMS i
had them in my closet.

Speaker 4 (01:57:29):
Also thinking part of that tradition, though and be LIKE
i don't believe, it but you never, know and you
grab the it's going under my.

Speaker 9 (01:57:39):
Bed he won't find.

Speaker 6 (01:57:40):
It son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:57:45):
Man you didn't like that as much AS i, Did,
well NO i.

Speaker 6 (01:57:47):
DID i, thought that's. Right i'm JUST i have my.
Phone i've been waiting for him to. Respond i've sent
him like seven text messages AND i.

Speaker 9 (01:57:54):
Want the cattle in pooping?

Speaker 6 (01:57:56):
Log what can we bring that up? Here what do you?

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
Think what do you think of pooping? Log is this?
One this one threw me for a roller coaster BEFORE
i read.

Speaker 6 (01:58:03):
It indians poop out a poop. Log then they like bake,
it and then they like they, slice like.

Speaker 4 (01:58:11):
Like it's a it's a piece of.

Speaker 9 (01:58:13):
Wood it's a.

Speaker 6 (01:58:14):
Log, wood you build a fire shape like like an,
ass and then you like feed it the poop.

Speaker 4 (01:58:21):
Blog so In, Catalina, spain THIS i might. Butcher but
the neodal or codja TiO is a hollowed out log
adored with a smiley face and traditional red. Hat starting

(01:58:43):
On december, eighth and this is where it gets. Different
but the entire time reading that article up to this,
POINT i thought people were pooping.

Speaker 6 (01:58:52):
In this lo mister, hanky The christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:58:57):
POOH i thought there were like a community ship whole.
Log children feed the log treats covered in a blanket
to keep it, warm and On Christmas. Eve they sing
songs and beat the log with a, stick like, opinion what?
Prompting it's a quote unquote poop out presence and.

Speaker 6 (01:59:13):
Candy can we bring up images of? This please look
up the poop?

Speaker 9 (01:59:16):
Log, YEAH i got it right.

Speaker 6 (01:59:17):
Here oh, YEAH i Get Matra Man Randy, savage he's
rocking The sanda. Hat oh CAN i do it right?
Now you're like my, brother it's hard to. Do we
got three minutes of me and you and it's prey.
Time whatever he, does he's.

Speaker 9 (01:59:42):
Happy that's.

Speaker 6 (01:59:43):
Hilarious you just beat. This that's a but where's where's
a real? One you have to bring up different stream show,
me show Me? Google, okay, Brother so AS i could,
Do i'd try to Be so the baby's downstairs log three,

(02:00:05):
minutes damn all these?

Speaker 21 (02:00:09):
Ones So, RACHET i want to see this. Ship there you.

Speaker 6 (02:00:22):
Go so you smacked the shish thing and that poop
hollow it, out which is weird to.

Speaker 9 (02:00:30):
ME i don't understand.

Speaker 6 (02:00:31):
How but what if you destroy your presence on the,
inside like, like, Sorry, tony your game boy is? Destroyed
what is that? Here why didn't the witch wear any
panties to saturnail? You what is that to get a
better grip on the. Broomstick LIKE i just like it's

(02:00:57):
like it's like some sort of like creature, sure like you,
know like some horror movie and just kind of like wraps,
its like lips around it and fucking just like starts
walking away with.

Speaker 9 (02:01:05):
It you know this? One uh cramp is night In.

Speaker 4 (02:01:10):
Austria oh oh, really BEFORE i got, IT i got.

Speaker 9 (02:01:17):
Culture, okay keep, going.

Speaker 6 (02:01:29):
You're.

Speaker 4 (02:01:29):
Good, yeah long Before crampus became a pop culture. Icon
alpine communities Mark december. Fifth crampish not dressing as, horned
fearsome beasts who punished naughty. Children this dark, corrupt this

(02:01:49):
dark counterpart To Saint, nicholas originated In austria and Southern
germany and has even seeing custom groups cause minor havoc
in town. Squares cramps runs are lively, today but in
the past they can.

Speaker 9 (02:02:05):
Get down right.

Speaker 6 (02:02:06):
Terrifying so people like the whipping and stuff like. THAT
i had a couple of fun games before he finished
out with the. Videos, YEAH i, know but we can
go back and forth BECAUSE i HAVE i have a,
game so hopefully people in the track can keep up
with it so they can say a game did a
drunk man dressed As santa really bake break into a

(02:02:28):
house and bake? Cookies? Yeah false or? True? TRUE i
one hundred percent believe someone did. BOOM i don't. KNOW
i didn't have a ding ding.

Speaker 7 (02:02:39):
Thing.

Speaker 6 (02:02:39):
Uh, Phoenix, arizona twenty. Fifteen a homeowner found a strange
man dressed as A, sanda drunk and confused in his
kitchen baking cookies at four. Am the burglar told police
he thought he was a friends at a friend's, house
and he was arrested for criminal, trespassing but not theft
because he didn't steal. Anything he just made cookies and passed.
Out that is so, funny, man like you walked. IN

(02:03:03):
i believe that so.

Speaker 4 (02:03:04):
Much have you ever walked in the wrong house? Before
have you ever done?

Speaker 17 (02:03:09):
That?

Speaker 6 (02:03:10):
No BUT i did when we used to live at the.
Apartments we were just talking about the apartments. RECENTLY i
was so drunk the one night coming back from the
bar BECAUSE i worked at a, bar, right SO i
just go ahead and drink.

Speaker 12 (02:03:18):
UP i.

Speaker 6 (02:03:19):
DIDN'T I we're on like the seventh, floor AND i
THINK i clicked the sixth floor AND i was trying
to stick my key into the door AND i was,
like what the fuck is this? Fit imagine the person
on the other side of the door the park like
looking at the. People what the fuck? Man AND i was, Like,
oh this doesn't. Fit and THEN i looked at the
elevator AND i was, like oh, Shit i'm on the wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:03:36):
Floor And Barker street When danny AND i lived, there
AND i was like, sixteen, pissed fucking. DRUNK i walked
straight up we lived on the third, floor walked straight
into the dude's house in the second it was.

Speaker 9 (02:03:49):
UNLOCKED i walked in. CRAZY i sat on the couch
AND i like looked. Around i'm, Like i'm not in
the ra.

Speaker 6 (02:03:59):
Shit none of this looks. Familiar there was that WHEN
i was In cuba that the famous Story Wrestless shappy
After BUT i was really wasted like, THAT i it's
the first. Night this is, like, Okay i'm not drinking
beer this whole. Time i'm gonna stop drinking beer BECAUSE
i was so hung over exuntill five o'clock the next.
DAY i was In cuba and like it was and
the maid came in AND i was just in my

(02:04:19):
boxers and she was like just cleaning around. ME i
was like just waste out of my, mind and, UH
i missed the, FLOOR i forgot WHERE i. WAS i
knocked on the door and it was This russian lady
and her, kids AND i was, like, Oh i'm, sorry
AND i was like ALL i was like really, drunk
SO i was, Like i'm. Sorry it was all upset
and then, uh and THEN i finally found WHERE i
was going then AND i was also wet because we

(02:04:42):
jumped into the pool and like just drenched and wet
and wearing boxers and probably didn't look. Appropriate and then
the next day she spoke Broken english to me And
russian and told me how TERRIBLE i was as a,
person and, yeah she was, like you might wake my
kids or. WHAT i freaked out of. ME i was,
Like i'm like. Nineteen. Sorry did a woman really stab

(02:05:04):
her boyfriend On christmas for opening presents too? Early?

Speaker 9 (02:05:07):
Yeah, yeah they, did they. DID i heard that.

Speaker 6 (02:05:10):
Story. Uh San, Antonio, texas twenty eleven police recalled after
a violent fight broke. Out the woman became enraged because
her boyfriend opened his camps without waiting for violating the family,
tradition so she stabbed him in the hand and. Shoulder he,
survived and she was charged with aggravated. Assault holy fuck,

(02:05:33):
man that's. Crazy all, right give me another. One you
know what they do In?

Speaker 4 (02:05:42):
Japan what did they Eat Christmas?

Speaker 7 (02:05:47):
Day?

Speaker 4 (02:05:48):
Sushi, no take a, shot take a real Guess. Japan
something ludicrous that you wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (02:05:54):
Think the, octopus, pussy octopus.

Speaker 4 (02:05:57):
Eyes this WHY pfc is the national Japan christmas.

Speaker 6 (02:06:03):
Dinner there's no.

Speaker 4 (02:06:05):
Way since the nineteen, seventies millions Of japanese families swap
turkey FOR kfc On, christmas a quirky marketing success that
is now a national. Custom people order buckets of fried
chicken weeks in advance because the lines on the door
Of Christmas eve.

Speaker 9 (02:06:21):
Are absolutely is this?

Speaker 6 (02:06:22):
Real look it?

Speaker 4 (02:06:23):
Up this is one hundred. Weird the tradition stands in
contrasts To western. Celebrations so it's basically because LIKE i
think it was like almost like a flip because think of,
us like if you want something to eat On Christmas,
day the only thing really open Is chinese food. Places,

(02:06:43):
YEAH i like kind of like a side of that
where they did heavy marketing out there at the time
to make that a, thing and it worked and it
was a.

Speaker 9 (02:06:51):
Tradition NOW i.

Speaker 4 (02:06:52):
Actually like, you because my dad's bugging me to fucking
cook a turkey AND i don't want.

Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
It, man it's AND i actually, like, OKAY i want
to do it.

Speaker 9 (02:07:02):
Again we still have.

Speaker 6 (02:07:03):
A turkey and a freezer a pretty big one that
we've been keeping that we kind of got from like
a fucking Like chica's work gave it to or something like.
That and, UH i DON'T I i don't mind, Turkey
like we a lot of stuff that's turkey BECAUSE i, eat,
TRY i, eat try to eat. Healthy i'm gonna do
Sober january And, february that's. Hope, uh but Like i'm
trying to be healthy and stuff like. That and but

(02:07:26):
we eat LIKE i don't eat the ground beef because
it fucks with me AND i think it's, Gross so
we eat like ground turkey instead and stuff it's better for.
Protein but LIKE i don't know some of, them Like,
CHRISTMAS i don't know IF i want the dry, ass
like the dark. Meat you, KNOW i don't want dry.
Ass you gotta cover, gravy you, know what do you?

Speaker 4 (02:07:44):
Mean the dark meat is the drer one no, no.

Speaker 10 (02:07:48):
No no, no.

Speaker 6 (02:07:48):
No white meat is drier if you google, it, right
now dark meat is definitely more tender and. Juicy, bro
everyone chat will everyone will chat will agree with. Me,
uh they make better fried chicken, though good with the
rice and. COSLA i don't. KNOW i don't know if the.

Speaker 9 (02:08:13):
REST i Thought.

Speaker 6 (02:08:19):
Japan is. Interesting so here, everyone let's give people a
chance in the, chat maybe To did people in THE
uk call in emergency services On christmas morning because they
thought their neighbor was being murdered but it was actually
just loud sex see you do two specific ones WHERE
i know it's.

Speaker 4 (02:08:40):
True it's gotta be, true like there's zero chance the,
chat it's just not. True so mom did not come
up with something like, that that's just not. TRUE i
haven't seen him in a, minute.

Speaker 6 (02:08:56):
Jac so this is fall billy. Totally in, fact actually
you actually. Pulled there's no police report matching, this.

Speaker 9 (02:09:09):
But people did say that that.

Speaker 6 (02:09:12):
Happened, yeah, okay the next?

Speaker 9 (02:09:15):
One do you?

Speaker 6 (02:09:17):
Anymore do you want to keep? Going?

Speaker 9 (02:09:19):
NO i got so many more you.

Speaker 6 (02:09:21):
Want did a family In Austria Nostra australia called the
police after they thought a man was hanging From christmas?
Lights was his body or?

Speaker 9 (02:09:29):
What it?

Speaker 6 (02:09:29):
Was actually a decorations so.

Speaker 9 (02:09:31):
People, NO i heard.

Speaker 6 (02:09:33):
That that's.

Speaker 9 (02:09:33):
True, yeah that's.

Speaker 6 (02:09:35):
We actually talked about this On. Halloween someone did this,
too Uh Sunberry, victoria a neighbor saw what looked like
a person dangling motionless from a roof and. Panic they
called emergency. Services fire crews, arrived prepared for and, rescue
only discover was a Lifelike santa mannequin poses to you

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slipping off the, roof which is. Funny we just actually
Watched the Sand claus today while we're we're doing stuff
with the, baby AND i was trying to get ready
the stuff right for the, show so we banged Out.
SCROOGED i should ask you. That so this was a real.
Case But SCROOGE i really like With Bill murray and
Then The Santa. Claus is there any like movie that's
one of your? Favorites we appreciate you guys showing up

(02:10:21):
for the live.

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
Stream i'm kind of torn a little, bit, like what's your?

Speaker 9 (02:10:25):
Favorite my favorite? One, no my favorite is what's that?

Speaker 6 (02:10:30):
Jingle all the way bro on the swots? Thing you
know it's so?

Speaker 9 (02:10:35):
Good, OKAY i don't think i've watched that.

Speaker 6 (02:10:38):
One you've never Seen Arnold schwarzenegger's jingle all The way
where he plays to the, MAN i am to the Bull.
Man look it up right?

Speaker 4 (02:10:45):
Now actually sounds really. GOOD i Will i'll watch that.
Tonight jingle all The, way so, good one of my.
FAVORITES i am Toble. MAN i enjoy the festivity of,
it And i'll sit through all the. Movies but not
funny to, Me and, LIKE i only like you know,
that And i'm just, LIKE i just want to watch
something that's going to make me.

Speaker 9 (02:11:06):
Laugh but that sounds like it's gonna be.

Speaker 6 (02:11:08):
HERE i got something really funny for. You, okay everybody
get the. Accident The japanese accent kills.

Speaker 9 (02:11:15):
Me, ahead what's the funny?

Speaker 6 (02:11:16):
ONE i don't know if you've ever heard. THIS i
just discovered this this year and it's, like oh so,
good let's see show me. Slip just, Wait mom's, right.

Speaker 9 (02:11:38):
We'll hurd J.

Speaker 6 (02:11:39):
Loo No christmas, lights snestly early.

Speaker 5 (02:11:53):
Rides i'm all away.

Speaker 22 (02:11:58):
Went To Mars pride under the, tree the prisons all
roll up on who the roller con started open from.

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Kings my persions were roll upon.

Speaker 6 (02:12:32):
The je Din't dutch.

Speaker 10 (02:12:36):
curR, anything.

Speaker 4 (02:12:40):
Just the stir of.

Speaker 6 (02:12:43):
Undura the.

Speaker 5 (02:12:43):
Tree, dude eadn't june the stove the prisons held.

Speaker 22 (02:12:50):
Inside, dude just ripped the wrapping perper off.

Speaker 5 (02:12:57):
Those. Guys my prisons over.

Speaker 19 (02:13:03):
Suprid broken to my fish and brooms.

Speaker 5 (02:13:19):
Turn on my? Mom do we?

Speaker 6 (02:13:23):
Rapper probably one of the.

Speaker 9 (02:13:33):
Funniest when did that come? Out when did that come?

Speaker 6 (02:13:35):
Out while? AGO i just discovered it on?

Speaker 4 (02:13:38):
Instant, seriously how LONG i know where that came?

Speaker 6 (02:13:40):
From imagine stabbing your husband from the, presence goddamnywhere That
it's not?

Speaker 9 (02:13:44):
True and that was that was Fucking that's what he.

Speaker 4 (02:13:48):
Did it Did?

Speaker 6 (02:13:50):
Cuddy what do you? Mean He? Cutty? Cuddy he?

Speaker 19 (02:13:53):
Did?

Speaker 4 (02:13:53):
He, yeah he He, no he did soles here he
bro it Was Kit, CUTTIE i think Because Kick cutty
is the one he blew up.

Speaker 6 (02:14:05):
The, car, RIGHT i don't, KNOW i can't.

Speaker 9 (02:14:08):
Remember so he did he blew Up Kate cutty's, Car
i'm pretty.

Speaker 4 (02:14:11):
Sure and then also what he did is he walked
into his house On Christmas day and opened he opened
all his fucking gifts you, opened and he ruined his
Family's christmas because all the kids saw the gifts and
ship and he's, like what there's fuck and he's just sitting.

Speaker 9 (02:14:26):
There he's, like, hey got some good, stuff so you
never opened all the? Gifts?

Speaker 6 (02:14:30):
Like it just made me laugh so. Hard, man that
was so. Funny, okay let's get to another one before another.
Video did a man In louisiana dressed as An alf
steal a horse and ridet Through walmart On Christmas? Eve, No.

Speaker 9 (02:14:51):
I'll say he. Didn't you're right, right, right right.

Speaker 6 (02:14:56):
Wrong it's, real, real, real, real, real real And Bossier, City,
louisiana twenty. FIFTEEN i don't know if that someone's gonna
kill me for pronouncing, Them witnesses reported and toxic eight
man wearing An elf costume riding a stolen horse In
walmart's parking, lot shouting he was Saving. Christmas police arrested

(02:15:17):
him for animal, cruelty disturbing the, peace and the theft of.
Livestock the Bizarre christmas crime is fully. Documented that is, hilarious,
man it's nuts so fucking. Funny oh that's.

Speaker 9 (02:15:32):
Great you want to hear, yeah because you love. This
you love this The Old.

Speaker 5 (02:15:37):
Burn every third.

Speaker 6 (02:15:40):
They always play that. SONG i, WORK i can hear
it up front or. Whatever it's just like old Ber
it's so just whold sound from the. Nineties man riding
a horse's animal. CRUELTY i guess so fried. Caterpillars so
And billy rides Fred it's animal. Caterpillars, yes fried caterpillars

(02:16:02):
as a festive. Treat Disgusting.

Speaker 9 (02:16:06):
South.

Speaker 4 (02:16:06):
Africa fried caterpillars are A christmas. Delicacy it's white People.
Africa The, technically these are not ordinary, caterpillars but brightly
colored larvae.

Speaker 6 (02:16:23):
From The emperor. MOTH i don't know what that. MEANS
i don't even want to see the images.

Speaker 9 (02:16:28):
Known as the mope more pain.

Speaker 6 (02:16:33):
Worms.

Speaker 4 (02:16:34):
Sure harvested Around christmas, time they are deep fried and
enjoyed as a seasonal snack packed with protein and. Nutrients
these caterpillars reflect the diversity of festive tables across the.

Speaker 6 (02:16:45):
World nice like.

Speaker 4 (02:16:47):
That they kind of look LIKE i.

Speaker 9 (02:16:51):
Might eat, them.

Speaker 6 (02:16:53):
Shines right on the Old would you beat? These probably
not WANT i refused to eat. Bugs. Funk now that was. Disgusting,
NO i would, No, no thank you like? That now that's.
Discross something. Took can you see your screen? Now, Yeah

(02:17:20):
i'm gonna play something fun for.

Speaker 17 (02:17:22):
You go.

Speaker 6 (02:17:23):
Ahead no no, no, no no no no no no no.

Speaker 14 (02:17:28):
No no no, no, no, no a working king making
things by war? BIRDS i would paper had would get?
Up would you like a number by the ding by
the dune ding by? THEN i got A i got,
NO i got, No i'm.

Speaker 6 (02:17:53):
Getting.

Speaker 14 (02:17:53):
Grabbed would nap would you that can nump a b
with where with the bell wave with the bell candy
the bell with the bell ding by the dun ding
by the dune, ding by the dune, ding by.

Speaker 12 (02:18:08):
Game making?

Speaker 14 (02:18:08):
Paper WHAT i would? Paper would you like a nupple?
Bid would you like a nupple ding by the don?

Speaker 9 (02:18:16):
Ding it's so annoying that before or after the family got?

Speaker 6 (02:18:20):
On that's way? Before do you not? Know like that
makes fun of? It it was ON E Bomb's world
when the internet first kind of do you REMEMBER E Bomb's? World,
yeah sounds like the FIRST i was classify them as,
memes weird funny videos like there was my but my
cousin UH i was mentioning to you before the. Show

(02:18:41):
he was into the shifty five five so. Funny all,
right you want to do the next? One? Whatever this
is The christmas? Pickle bring up that?

Speaker 9 (02:18:50):
One oh you still got my? Thing?

Speaker 6 (02:18:54):
Stream when did you bring that? UP i, THOUGHT i.

Speaker 4 (02:18:57):
Stopped was scrolling all, Right Christmas Prickle prickle.

Speaker 6 (02:19:12):
With do you? Remember wait before you? Remember and, uh
it's was it clerks too when they make fun of
Is Ad Jason lee and they're like they called him
pickle butt or whatever or something like that because he
was in college and they shoved the pickle up his
ass and the THE i think the jocks they shove

(02:19:34):
a pickle in your, ass, right they'd make you walk
and if you if it fell out before you reached your,
destination like there'll be you gotta walk across the gym or,
whatever you'd have to take a bite of the pickle
until it. Fits so it just kind of. Fun and he's, like,
uh BECAUSE i think It's randall's fucking with him and he,
says you know You he's, LIKE i think you got

(02:19:54):
it to the very last bite or.

Speaker 7 (02:19:56):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:19:57):
Yeah fun that imagine that humiliation ritual.

Speaker 4 (02:20:04):
You just said you can fuck. Off christmas pickle is
a quirky tradition or a pickle Shaped i'm just thinking
of people eating, it or a pickle shaped ornament is
hidden on The christmas tree and the first person to
find it receives an extra gift or good luck for the. Year,
well it's often to believe to be From german. Origin

(02:20:24):
evidence suggests that it's a tradition Of German american invention
from the late nineteenth. Century in, fact in twenty, sixteen
survey found that ninety one percent Of germans are unaware of.

Speaker 6 (02:20:35):
This, Hey, billy is it is IT?

Speaker 21 (02:20:38):
H is IT?

Speaker 6 (02:20:39):
Hd is it A? Hdhd or is it? Uh or
is it HIGH? Iq that? Bizarre all, right enough of
Your christmas? Time all, right we have a couple of
videos to go through. THIS i maybe have two. More
did a man try to rob a bank On Christmas
eve using a snowman decoration as a Sky, yeah that's fake?

(02:21:03):
Fake how is it? Fake it's not?

Speaker 4 (02:21:06):
Real what's the kind of underlining? Truth did a couple
it is?

Speaker 6 (02:21:11):
Fake it is, fake it's, Fake it's made. Up did
a couple In sweden accidentally donate eight thousand dollars hidden
in A christmas charity?

Speaker 7 (02:21:17):
Bag?

Speaker 9 (02:21:19):
Oh, YEAH i heard of.

Speaker 6 (02:21:20):
That that Is, Stockholm. Sweden elderly couple store cash and
envelopes hidden in an old bag during the holiday clean.
Up they accidentally dropped it off at The Salvation army donation.
Box volunteers discovered the money while sorting through, items and
the police were able to identify the return of the. Couple.
Wow that's so they actually give him back the.

Speaker 9 (02:21:36):
Money, wow lucky fucks getting that?

Speaker 6 (02:21:39):
Bad? Did did A florida woman hit her husband with
a Frozen christmas hand because he was came home? Drunk? Reeler?

Speaker 9 (02:21:48):
FAKE i would have said, fake but you Said, Florida.

Speaker 6 (02:21:53):
Yes it is, real and uh asked cam and someone's
gonna be, like that's not how you're. Pronounced county deputies
responded to a domestic dispute where woman threw a frozen
ham at her, husband striking him in the. Torso the
fight started because he returned home intoxicated the, assault and
the police responded by local. Reports, interesting did a man

(02:22:18):
burn down his garage try to cremate a squirrel For christmas? Dinner? No?
Fake you're? Right did a man Dresses San claus break
into his ex girlfriend's house On christmas and leave a
bucket of raw organs he claim was from The? Grinch

(02:22:39):
that should be a fucking true crime murder right?

Speaker 5 (02:22:41):
Now is it?

Speaker 6 (02:22:43):
True texas twenty, seventeen police arrested a man who broke
into his exes home dressed in Full Santa claus. Suit
he left a metal buck and contating raw animal organs
on her living room table with a note saying The
grinch sent, this sent, you you fucking psycho. Man officers
confirmed the organs were from a cow and pig purchased

(02:23:03):
at a. Butcher he was charged for breaking and, entering
making a and making terroristic. Threats bro that's, crazy that's.
Unreal did a, Mall, oh did a mall In pennsylvania
accidentally hire A santa who turned out to be a
registered sex, offender only to realize that he had taken

(02:23:24):
photos with one hundred kids? Plus? Yeah, real this is In.
PENNSYLVANIA a man working as a Mall santa was discovered
to be a registered sex offender after background checks flagged
him after he already worked multiple shifts and he's probably
made about three hundred. Photos, INTERESTING i gotta, FINISH i

(02:23:44):
only have three. More did a man intentionally run over
a giant Inflatable santa then tell police he did it
Because santa isn't? Real kids need to learn the. Truth? False. True, Richmond,
virginia a man plowed his car through a front yard
and Inflatable santa when, Question he told the, Police i'm
done doing them a. Favor santa's a lot In, paris

(02:24:06):
need to stop telling her lines to the. Kids he
was arrested for hit and run and destruction of pop.
Property did a pastor get arrested for using a flamethrower
decleanse a Public nativity scene of pagan? Influence that's it's gotta. Be,
YEAH i completely. Invented there's no. Sessions, okay, okay last.

(02:24:27):
One did a man dressed as An easter buddy crash
A christmas charity, event screamed That jesus was a fraud
In santa and started a fistfight With. Santa, sure, yeah it's.
True In, Knoxville, tennessee a man in a Full easter
bunny costume stormed A christmas themed fundraiser at the, mall
got into a shouting match With santa and Yelled jesus

(02:24:49):
was a fraud and punched the falling a VOLUNTEERY. Elf
police arrested him for the story of the. Contact the
story went viral because of how surd it was. Crazy
so here, spain this is just a creepy.

Speaker 10 (02:25:03):
Video the bed rock chopping the lock far shadowed laws.

Speaker 6 (02:25:20):
To talk.

Speaker 23 (02:25:25):
Made a shot and chopped in sha fire about shopping
shadowed bows and sheep the lost.

Speaker 1 (02:25:50):
Way he.

Speaker 10 (02:25:56):
Showed the.

Speaker 6 (02:25:58):
Ship that's, hilarious that is quite. CREEPY i like this.
ONE i was placed. Where this sounds so. Funny it's
just like it goes well with. It said.

Speaker 11 (02:26:20):
That who's a flimmy little common as ship twinkled toe
cocksucker down?

Speaker 5 (02:26:24):
Here who can sign his own deck for?

Speaker 13 (02:26:26):
It?

Speaker 1 (02:26:28):
Nobody?

Speaker 6 (02:26:29):
Huh the very fucking god mother, Said i'll fucking stand.

Speaker 19 (02:26:34):
Y'all will pet you all until you fucking.

Speaker 6 (02:26:36):
DIE i p t you and tell your asshole for fucking.
Buttermilk wasn't you use brownsy little?

Speaker 7 (02:26:41):
Fuck?

Speaker 6 (02:26:41):
Huh Sirn, no so little pizza?

Speaker 2 (02:26:43):
Ship you look like a fucking worm my bed it.

Speaker 6 (02:26:45):
Was, you.

Speaker 5 (02:26:46):
Sir, no, sir, SIR i said, it, Sir.

Speaker 3 (02:26:49):
Well no.

Speaker 6 (02:26:51):
Ship what have we got?

Speaker 1 (02:26:52):
HERE a fucking comedian private?

Speaker 6 (02:26:54):
JOKER i admire your.

Speaker 10 (02:26:56):
Honesty, HELL i like.

Speaker 6 (02:26:58):
You you can come over to my. House fuck my,
sister your little stun. BACK i got your, NAME i
got your. Ass you will not, laugh you will not.

Speaker 5 (02:27:08):
Try you will learn by the.

Speaker 6 (02:27:10):
NUMBERS i will teach.

Speaker 5 (02:27:11):
You, Knock get, up get on your.

Speaker 6 (02:27:13):
Feet you have best unfund yourself OR i will unscrew
your head and check down your. Neck.

Speaker 4 (02:27:19):
Sorry do you think that sister fucking invitation was like?
Standing or was it like a joke or he was probably? Standing,
yeah you're.

Speaker 9 (02:27:31):
Good, Yeah i've heard what happened To gary.

Speaker 17 (02:27:36):
Man, hey it's, Scary bucy AND i have got a
Great christmas presure for.

Speaker 6 (02:27:44):
You listen to. This, ha.

Speaker 17 (02:27:52):
That's what a goose shows. Like where they're, flying they
let you know they're up. There you get a bunch
of geese, together.

Speaker 6 (02:28:05):
They're honking in the. Air. Yo he looks like he's dead. Already.
Man he was always. Weird but he's in that movie
With Chris. Farley, yeah that's WHERE i know him.

Speaker 9 (02:28:19):
From it took me a minute AND i was, LIKE
i know the.

Speaker 6 (02:28:21):
Name that's pretty, cool to be, honest What Gary busey
looks like he's like The Grim. Reaper, no you.

Speaker 9 (02:28:27):
Don't you don't know if somebody could be watching it
not live, Right.

Speaker 6 (02:28:34):
He's in lots of. Movies, man he looks like death.

Speaker 9 (02:28:36):
Though, YEAH i KNEW i knew that.

Speaker 6 (02:28:39):
NAME i really thought we'll play this once corely. Quick
the sounds actually really. Good that's so. Funny, yeah this
what this is just. FUNNY i mean he missiletoe may
lift miss.

Speaker 10 (02:28:55):
Everyone oh, gosh.

Speaker 6 (02:29:10):
Poked me right there Sounds, canadian not gonna lie or
he's from, like poke me, right? Deer you, know so.

Speaker 9 (02:29:18):
FUCKED i don't wish that pain on.

Speaker 6 (02:29:23):
Anything why would? THAT i was gonna play one more
time for. Everybody just thought that just, kidding just.

Speaker 5 (02:29:34):
KIDDING i believe In.

Speaker 4 (02:29:35):
Jesus Merry, christmas, Everybody Merry.

Speaker 9 (02:29:38):
Christmas the meanest.

Speaker 6 (02:29:41):
Thing that's.

Speaker 4 (02:29:42):
Horrible that that's LIKE i love, jokes AND i love inappropriate,
jokes but that's you're.

Speaker 6 (02:29:48):
Ship SO i thought you would really enjoy. This this is,
uh this is some dark humor for all you guys
that are just doing you. Now definitely go back and
check out the whole. Special this one's about two. Minutes it's,
funny like this is, alright let's.

Speaker 5 (02:30:04):
Go faming the.

Speaker 14 (02:30:06):
Way do you like my?

Speaker 5 (02:30:13):
Decorations uh, no.

Speaker 6 (02:30:18):
Where's your? Decorations where's Your christmas? Decorations it's not really
a big.

Speaker 5 (02:30:29):
Deal oh, no it's. Terrible, no it's.

Speaker 6 (02:30:32):
Fine really you can borrow my, decorations.

Speaker 5 (02:30:36):
Thanks but, no, no REALLY i want you to try them.

Speaker 6 (02:30:39):
On just leave me. Alone, OKAY i know they would
look amazing on. YOU i don't want your, decorations just one.

Speaker 8 (02:30:46):
Tiny, decoration just a Starkly Christmas, no have you been
listening to?

Speaker 6 (02:30:53):
Me, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (02:30:58):
And they can't Be, NO a couple of, plastics no?

Speaker 6 (02:31:04):
Cute, nope no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 14 (02:31:07):
No you look.

Speaker 6 (02:31:13):
Amazing WELL i GUESS i. Look, okay.

Speaker 8 (02:31:21):
You're the most.

Speaker 5 (02:31:22):
Beautiful TREE i ever saw.

Speaker 12 (02:31:38):
All the.

Speaker 5 (02:31:39):
Way oh what fun it is to ride in one
HORSE a prison.

Speaker 4 (02:31:52):
That is one hundred percent made by the people that make.

Speaker 6 (02:31:54):
Sure you like my?

Speaker 4 (02:31:56):
Decoration do you remember, Them, charlie even if you want,
to it's the same people that made.

Speaker 6 (02:32:03):
That if you don't Celebrate christmas.

Speaker 4 (02:32:08):
Seven times aust you're not supposed to stop, People.

Speaker 6 (02:32:11):
Charlie you CELEBRATE. Honakr do you celebrate Kwanza?

Speaker 4 (02:32:16):
A you're just supposed to Celebrate.

Speaker 6 (02:32:17):
Christmas someone of the chat doesn't Celebrate? Christmas?

Speaker 9 (02:32:20):
Billy oh, well, okay, okay, SORRY.

Speaker 6 (02:32:26):
I got two. More let's play. This you, Know, betty
you remind me of my pinky.

Speaker 9 (02:32:33):
Coat, also sooner or, Later i'm going to bang you
on a.

Speaker 6 (02:32:37):
Table oh my, god eggnog is wonderful, here but you
poured much too much in my.

Speaker 5 (02:32:44):
Glass thank.

Speaker 9 (02:32:45):
You it's just so easy to fill the glass WHEN
i only come once a.

Speaker 8 (02:32:49):
Year Santa, claus right, Down Santa, claus, choo he loves
you just the.

Speaker 6 (02:32:58):
Same it was a Merry.

Speaker 8 (02:33:00):
CHRISTMAS i don't. UNDERSTAND i think that love The. Christmas Merry.
Christmass tell me that.

Speaker 4 (02:33:20):
The, boy the goat the fuck it's easy to fill
the glass and off, guard, man, Dude and, Honestly i'm
seeing your.

Speaker 6 (02:33:32):
COMMENTS i Did christmas WHEN i had grandma and uncle were.
Alive NOW i live my, dad his last one, left and.

Speaker 9 (02:33:41):
Oh, man there's there's something that's.

Speaker 7 (02:33:43):
Sad.

Speaker 4 (02:33:43):
Man i'm sorry, AGAIN i get. It everyone's got their own.
Traditions ever got, okay stop stop stop turn.

Speaker 7 (02:33:51):
That SORRY i.

Speaker 9 (02:33:52):
Have everyone's got what they're gonna.

Speaker 6 (02:33:55):
Do but man, like just somewhere with where you can man,
LIKE I i got people out.

Speaker 4 (02:34:01):
Going there's very little times in the year that you
can just pretend to be happy for take advantage of
what you got, it take.

Speaker 5 (02:34:12):
Advantage of.

Speaker 6 (02:34:15):
My aunt just. Died one of my like my aunt and,
uncle that we should Celebrate christmas with all the time they're.
Dead so it's like, it you, know it's just you
gotta kind of like go with emotions and and just
like try to try to be. Sad you know a
lot of people do can make crimes or of.

Speaker 4 (02:34:33):
Themselves, yeah, buddy there's The christmas. Spirit drink extra, hard.

Speaker 12 (02:34:39):
So.

Speaker 6 (02:34:39):
Funny this is our last. Video this one's fucking it's just, absurd,
man absolutely like what, okay imagine imagine allowing.

Speaker 4 (02:35:27):
They're punging the grims to trying to.

Speaker 6 (02:35:29):
Stop, No aaron just didn't show. Up, Everybody aaron didn't show.
Up it's been two hours ago since he looked At.
Instagram he didn't show.

Speaker 9 (02:35:37):
Up he's got plus undergree whether it's it's it's a.

Speaker 6 (02:35:41):
DISAPPOINTMENT i feel Like I'M i don't want to BUT
i feel like maybe he maybe he's getting some maybe
he's getting some pussy tonight or something like. That and he's, like, oh,
yeah you, Know i'm gonna be at work late, though
drive is going to be. Bad meanwhile he's getting THAT
i get a get that good? Puss did my wife

(02:36:07):
very skinned from a man with a chocolate. Face i'd
find everybody we didn't even. Know we're gonna go this
long we were waiting out For.

Speaker 10 (02:36:17):
Aaron.

Speaker 6 (02:36:17):
Uh you know, what at least you know this is
what we do every. Year it's THE i think the
FIFTH i kept saying the. FOURTH i think it's the
fifth Annual Christmas uh. PODCAST i enjoyed. Myself it was
really fun you in.

Speaker 9 (02:36:28):
Person, Soon, yeah Very.

Speaker 6 (02:36:30):
Billy So billy is going to be down in two
weeks And i'm now decided.

Speaker 9 (02:36:35):
What we're going to do like you usually. Do it
grows and touches.

Speaker 6 (02:36:38):
Me it's gonna be it's gonna holds my.

Speaker 9 (02:36:42):
Hand it's.

Speaker 6 (02:36:43):
Not, okay we almost have the studio, back but it
will probably have to do. It, uh we'll have to
do it in a barren.

Speaker 5 (02:36:49):
Room but it is well Green oh, no.

Speaker 6 (02:36:55):
Well green. Screen but at least like at least by
the next time that you come, down the whole studio
should be set up so it will be LIKE i
actually have my own place. Again, well it is almost
twenty twenty. Six is. Crazy we have four years to
The New World order commences and we all get enslaved
by a government who's going to collapse the system from
within and then BRING ai in to control.

Speaker 9 (02:37:14):
Us all you want something a little funnier than.

Speaker 6 (02:37:17):
That do you have any fun?

Speaker 9 (02:37:18):
Fact, well not a fun, fact but it's just a funny.

Speaker 6 (02:37:21):
Story. Yeah uh.

Speaker 4 (02:37:23):
AGAIN i sat there TODAY i got a text message
From rogers BECAUSE i Have roger's. Phone they were, like,
congratulations we are going to give you Free rogers satellite
AND i, went, oh that's. Cool AND i read this
text AND i was so excited BECAUSE i THOUGHT i
was getting.

Speaker 9 (02:37:41):
THEN i was like, BABY i was, like.

Speaker 4 (02:37:43):
Sweetheart i'm, like look at. This i'm, LIKE i just
got a free. Year it was like a, Congratulations we're
gonna give You rogers. Satellite so if you ever disconnect
from our, services you'll connect to the satellite and you'll
have full bars for free Till january. Free And i'm,
like she's, like, oh you.

Speaker 6 (02:38:04):
Got that for a.

Speaker 9 (02:38:04):
Week And i'm, like, oh that's.

Speaker 4 (02:38:07):
RIGHT i thought it. WAS i THOUGHT i was getting
it for a. Year but one of, us, yeah IT'S.

Speaker 6 (02:38:20):
I found it.

Speaker 12 (02:38:21):
Is.

Speaker 6 (02:38:21):
Uh you, know we're hoping that all three of us could,
join But aaron had some bad thing going. On Uh so,
now after all the doom and gloom and sacrifice the
kidd but, gods they cult bank. Cubes they say the sidelic, sanit,
surveillance and ritual winter. Insanity what could be more appropriate
than ending with something, funny something, light something. Festive so

(02:38:41):
here's the strange brusts out More christmas, moral remember folks or?

Speaker 9 (02:38:47):
Light, yeah so this will be Gruesome.

Speaker 6 (02:38:51):
Jesus remember. Folks they know like how they always end
you with like a nice, uh you, know a nice
little Like May christmas to everybody you, know like, timsay
what's ty? Timsay, Billy Merry, christmas good, Night, No god
bless us every one you. Know, remember, Folks christmas is

(02:39:17):
a beautiful time of. Year the lights are, shining the
stores are, packed the liquor stores are even more. Packed families,
Fight turkey's, burned someone cries in the, bathroom and all
through it all just think you are participating in a
four thousand year old accult initiation ritual designed by sun worshiping,
pagans rebranded By roman cannibal god, fanboys stolen by church

(02:39:41):
by the, church monetary by monetized by, corporations and monitored BY.
Norad so enjoy the, season drink something, warm hug your loved,
ones and if a fat red velvet covered sky demon
breaks in your home at. THREE i just remember he's
doing it for your spiritual. Development New christmas From strange your,
podcast and May saturn's chain stay tight at least till next.

Speaker 4 (02:40:05):
Year, cheers, guys have a great, night enjoy your, holidays, yes,
definite have fun with your Fat christmas.

Speaker 6 (02:40:16):
All, Right Early Merry? Christmas all. Right we love you.
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let's get to that point five percent next. Year let's
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(02:41:01):
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Cool Support.

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Yeah we.

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Yeah AS i, Said aaron is a piece of.

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Ship, no don't leave him be salk you what you gonna.

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