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October 27, 2025 107 mins
From ancient Transylvania to modern boardrooms, the bloodsuckers never really died… In this episode of The Strange Brew Podcast, Tomcat dives deep into the real history, myths, and conspiracies behind vampires throughout the ages from Vlad the Impaler and Elizabeth Bathory to modern tales of elite blood rituals, adrenochrome myths, and secret societies that echo the oldest fears of mankind.

We explore how blood has been worshipped, consumed, and weaponized through folklore, royal scandals, occult symbolism, and the sinister obsession of power with immortality. Are the vampire legends just stories… or have the elites been feeding on us in more ways than one? 🔪 Dark history, disturbing truths, and the twisted evolution of the blood cult,  it’s all here in Vampires of History. ☠️

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following show may shock, disturb, and offend some viewers.
The opinions, theories, and facts shared on this podcast are
not widely accepted by the brainwashed masses, especially those who
find dark humor offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
This kills said his Head, Jeffrey's daughter, so duplat, the
unibomber blowing up Waco, Texas, and Heaven's Days and aliens

(00:43):
modified men for names, Jfka shot on the head by
the Cia, Bigfoot and the mob Man, stunt of Sam
talking to Tis again, Witches.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
JOm sanct serious Noise and Hauntings.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Stargards, and the skull and Bones.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Most celebrities are probably called So if you're feeling all alone,
crack of beer in cat Stone, welcome you to the
podcast Range Proof.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
We're here to entertain you. We're here to entertain you.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's the best Kid's Strange.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Welcome to the show. Welcome, Welcome everybody to the show.
I am I'm your illustrious host, the Raptilian.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
But no, I should have expected that, especially when no
video came on. I'm like, there's going to be something.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, Welcome everybody to the show. Welcome, I am your
illustrious hosts The count Rap Tilian Thompson, what's with the boy?
Is that not slavic enough for you?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't know. Is that what that sound like?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Though?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
H uh uh one? All right? Uh I yeah. I
for the audio listeners, I'm wearing a dollar store vampire
cape that I got a long time ago, back when
for the Halloween special where Aaron got wasted was Yeah,
I think there was that one and.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah and then that mask? Did that mask coming? Where
did you get that?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I got this from the Spirit of Halloween? But I
think it was yeah, during that live special. It's on
Patreon everybody, but it gets the last hour you don't
see because that's just our content and yes, but our
I blacked out my eyes. So I'm wearing like the
mask for all the eye listeners from that Trigger treat

(02:49):
or the one Vampire k They're going on the bus
and he's like wrong way, wrong way, wrong way, and
he's like, you know, mentally.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Not all there. He's on the short boasts Tom.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
He's, uh, yeah, he's mentally retarded, but so and then
I but I blacked my eyes out. So then when
I it was just funny because I took off the mask,
I look like Batman because I just had like literally
dark makeup all around my eyes. I should have done
that again. I still have like it's probably old as hell,
but I still have like some clown makeup and stuff
from Billy.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And yes, get a nice little eye infection.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, I know that would be great. So welcome back
to the show. Everybody. We are we are talking about vampires.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why don't you eat some busghetti the good old biscuit.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So U yeah, so let's uh, let's let's get into it.
I'm really excited for the Halloween season. For everybody watching
and listening, we will be live October twenty fifth, twenty six,
twenty six, October twenty six for a Halloween special. It
will be live at five pm Eastern Time, so make
sure to come join, and if you can't join live,
definitely watch it after. There will be an audio version

(04:04):
of the episode, obviously, but you want to definitely try
to join. For all the Shenanigans, there might be four
of us. I'm not gonna tell you exactly who's coming in.
Obviously you can guess the three, but we might have
a special guest who knows. It's gonna be fun. So
everybody make sure you tune in, and you know what,
it's five o'clock somewhere.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Why not have a ten beer? Christ Almighty, what time
is it there?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
It is ten twenty five am. It's an early morning
live stream paranormal. Check this out. It's actually probably my
favorite pumpkin beer. It's very good Flying Monkey's Canadian brand.
It's got some really fun look at the there's a
chick from Polder Guys wants.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
To seem maybe one of the funniest things you'll ever
see why and it actually fits perfectly with this episode
as well. And So when I was when I was
really young, I had a really bad lazy eye. But
it wasn't like your normal like goofy one. It's like this.

(05:07):
I had a turn in my eyes on my pupil
was like pointed in towards my nose, like really bad.
So I have a picture here. I'm not sure what
age I am, but I'm like young, a picture of
me on Halloween as Dracula with that goofy ass ie.
This is some of the most ridiculous ship I like,

(05:27):
I shouldn't be out myself like this. Well, I figure
a fuck out whatever, let's see now hold on, let me.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I know it's funny. This is why it's hilarious. How
we're like, I.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Need to be able to try and get this up
for people. You see that ship.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, with the goofy, you can bring it even closer
because it might focus on the the blood from the
eyes too. Oh yeah, there we go. Yeah, look at
the garbage bag cape that you're wearing.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's just like so bad.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
But the thing, you know, it's that's why it's so
weird about both of us and how you know we
met doing the show or whatever. It's just so funny
because because I also had a lazy eye, so I
was like five or something like that, and then I
had to wear an eye patch and then it went away. Same.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I wore an eye patch for like ten years. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
So the real vampires don't wear capes, they wear crowns.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
They don't sleep in coffins, They sleep in golden bed
under the banner of legacy.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I was like, I forgot what I was reading. I
also smoked a joyt before I started this. I'm like,
waking baby. They don't feel a garlic.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
They so on chewtyu thie boards made for your soul
Chuck CUTI board.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
This is Tom is the sharp the short Wow, I
can't talk about what the fuck the sharp boss version
of a vampire.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
An irishman just heard a beer cracked and mocking only asked,
what's diamond is is this?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm probably the only Irishman that doesn't drink that often.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Is his costume a so sober irishman?

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I guess yeah that's true.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Just like look called the shovel.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Halloween is the season of masks, but the ones who
run the world where there's all year long, like, let's
rip them off.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Man, Let's talk about some vampires, uh, the.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Kind that actually exists, the ones that still feed on us.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Now, yeah, my favorite part is the I think we
drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. I mean, I.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Guess that's strange that all goes thing.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Is there a thing behind the virgin blood? Is it
just because it's supposed to be like more pure?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's what they'll claim, right, this idea that it's like, oh,
because you know it's it's more pure, it's not tainted.
But it kind of is to me about a drina chrome,
which we actually will get to on this episode, but
it just reminds me of that whole, that whole, that
old chestnut, right, it's about like it's like the idea
of sacrificing the virgins. No, it was code word for

(08:19):
sacrificing children because especially back then, right, like you know,
women were getting pregnant sixteen because they were going to
die at like forty right back in the days, you know,
so realistically, a virgin would be a.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Child, right, Yeah, weird though that hasn't gone away, I
don't think in ways with like some of the maybe
lower class. So I I was doing something on the weekend.
I don't want to get into too much context because yeah,
it's just not good. And I was at an event

(08:55):
and somebody started to hyperventilate and have a panic attack,
like it's all bad that they were like losing consciousness
and stuff. So we had to call an ambulance to
come out because we literally couldn't get them like back
to fucking normal. Yeah, which is fine, all good, right,
And I'm like, I wasn't really sure what age this

(09:16):
girl was. I was like, I assume she was like
in her twenties whatever, and then someone's like, no, no, no,
she's only seventeen and I'm like, okay, well that makes sense.
She's probably just like overstimulated or whatever. And then somebody
else comes and goes, you know, she has a four
year old kid. Wow, And I'm like, wait a second.
Didn't someone just say she was seventeen? 're like yeah,
I was like, that means she had a kid when

(09:37):
she was like twelve or thirteen.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah. Like I've said, I got some ghost babies out there.
I would have been.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
That guy I didn't notice. Actually, here's a funny one
for you. I didn't know that Dennis Rodman's biological father
has forty seven kids. Holy shit, he's the oldest of
the children and he has forty six kids in the Philippines.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, but he's not being a father to them. We
know that, right.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh yeah, But and he wrote a book about Dennis
Rodman saying like, oh, I'm his dad, blah blah blah.
Apparently made like a couple of million dollars off it,
and Dennis Rodman when he got inducted into the Hall
of Fame, he was like, yeah, piece of shit, like,
wrote a book about me, has never spoken to me,
has forty six kids in the Philippines.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
And doesn't probably take care of any of them. Nope,
I wouldn't think so that's just pat and recognition. So
he was at a Taylor Swift concert. Who was a
Taylor Swift concert. Dennis Rodman.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I like Dennis Rodman. Yeah, he's a goofy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, there's some there's some characters out there. So just
to kind of get us in the mood. If you
were to be a vampire, which one would you be?
Would you be traditional vampire fangs, incisors? Would you be
like no Saratu with the buck teeth right in front.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I'd hate that. I'd hate I hate that.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
It kind of makes sense though, when you think about
like how I would pierce and then you're just like
sucking from it like one little spot and then you
got Lost Boys fangs. Interview with a vampire, very gay fangs.
Buffy fangs are kind of cool actually, True Blood when
they're longer, and then Twilight, where I guess they just
look like normal drooling teeth.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Which ones were closest to blade movies?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Probably the Buffy ones or True Blood.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, I want to be like I don't know, I
want to be like Wesley Snipes. Yeah, one of the
bad guys in one of the Blade movies.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
It might be Lost Boys, where it's like two fangs
and then two sharper fangs behind those.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
You remember in Blade two they had those weird like
the the vampirey guys that were killing normal vampires. Oh yeah,
they were freaky. I like those.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yes, you know when you're a vampire, when you remember
your vampire and you're still gonna die, that's so dumb.
I'm trying to find some funny ones, but mostly they're
all like this. Vampire Hunters takes that across atheist vampires
and it's Leonardo DiCaprio laughing.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Know what, I would hate?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
You should be this for Halloween. Just just yeah, just
surprise us because we don't know Aarons what me and
Billy are gonna do for the Halloween special that you
all better be at next Sunday at five pm Eastern time.
But uh, I don't know what Aaron's gonna be. It's
gonna be uh, it's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Arn doesn't know what Aaron's gonna be yet.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Interview with the Vampire had the double fangs. Of course
you'd watch that movie. That's the gayest vampire movie ever,
and it's kind of pedophilic. We know how the Kirsten
Dunns turns to a vampire where she's a child and
then she's having these urges because she's like a mentally
a grown woman, but you're in a child's body. We
talked about this a long time ago at Aaron Show

(12:41):
when we did like a three hour thing on vampire movies.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I was trying to pull something up there, but I
can't find it. What from Blade? I was trying to
get like images of the time pirety, but there's no
specific Do.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
You like interview with a vampire?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I went, I like it. I've seen it a couple
of times. Well, it's not really. It's a weird one.
There's some weird symbol for me, there are some weird symbolism.
The coolest word of that blonde bad guys, fangs and
Blade Trinity. Oh yeah, you're talking about the ww wrestler
triple h You had silver vampire fans.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh yeah, of course he did. So let's talk about
you know there. Me and Billy did dive into this
years ago on a big long form episode. But it's
not just on audio. You can go back and listen
to it. And this is when we had his friend
that he would call girl Billy on She was one
of the first females to grace presence on the show,

(13:43):
and we talked about Elizabeth Bathory, the Countess of Carnage
in fifteen sixty in the Hungarian Nobility. Elizabeth Bathory didn't
just break records for female serial killers. She rewrote the
entire vampire mythos before bram Stoker was even born. She
was accused of torturing and murdering somewhere between eighty and

(14:08):
six hundred and fifty young girls. That's a big jump
eighty to six hundred and fifty. Her methods weren't just
barbaric if they were ritualistic, iron maidens, hot pokers, sewing
needles under the fingernails that would hurt, freezing victims alive,
starving them, forcing them to eat parts of themselves. But

(14:29):
most famously and infamous claim is that she bathed in
the blood of the youth to retain her youth. What
do you think of Elizabeth Bathory very famous story. I
feel like we kind of slightly mentioned her maybe on
the Patreon episode where we talked about Bloody Mary, you know,

(14:56):
because it kind of ties it a little bit to
that story. But what do you think as in what like,
what do you think about her? You think that she's
some demonica?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, I don't know. Sorry that the idea of the
idea of that in my head, there's there's quite a
I don't know if everybody feels like this, but there's
there's for me anyway, at least. There's always been a
kind of a weird sexual thing with vampires, yes, and
like there's been multiple times where they've portrayed Obviously they

(15:27):
do it with male vampires as well, but female kind
of vampire characters. A lot of times they come across
as these really like seductive whatever. But I'm pretty sure
because I don't like a kind of a deep dive
into her probably a couple of years back, and I'm
pretty sure she was supposed to be quite fucking grim,
which was kind of the opposite of what I had

(15:48):
in my head, Like when well.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
There's that Todd McFarlane toy where it's like a naked
she's like naked in a bathtub with blood and stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, so like i'd be thinking that and I'm like, ooh, sexy,
that's so cool and whatever. I think she was actually
meant to be quite gross.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, and it's it is interesting because it ties into
this idea where you know, if you were someone like
the Ike Man, right, David Ike, my boy, the legend,
you know, you would attribute it to being like a
reptilian type like energy were. Eventually, I want to talk
about this in the show. But this idea of like
possession and we're figuring out maybe we can do November

(16:25):
keep the Halloween kind of season alive for a bit
as we go into the dark ages of the winter
and especially Canada where it gets pretty depressing, you know.
But this idea of like, is there some sort of
entities maybe possessing these people, you know and using them
or are they using the like aderenachrome, jealous toxic chick
who bathed them blood to stay young? Yes, yes, they

(16:47):
always say about toxic masculinity. What about toxic femininity? You know?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, like I yeah, I don't know. I think the
version that I had in my head of somebody like that,
like when you hear like you know, the Blood Countess
and stuff like that, I had a way different version
made up in my head.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah, because this is what she looks like. She looks
a little frumpy though, though I would like to actually
see it was.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Actually probably fucking pretty hideous as well.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
I would say, I feel like everyone's stunk back then,
right there.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah, and I think they all had like fucked up
like Scarvey me out and like gross, like horrible. So
it's like, yeah, I suppose it's probably not as sexy
as we would think because back then, like I mean,
even towns and villages were absolutely grim.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Have you ever seen Waiting? No, you've never seen Waiting, No,
the comedy movie about a restaurant. Oh man, what is
wrong with you? You need to watch Waiting sometime. There's
a part where a chick look lifts up her skirt.
It got Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Just wait, yeah, I do know. Yeah, yeah, you know
you're talking. I have seen it.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah. Do you remember the scene where that one bitchy
wait she pulls up her like skirt and it's like
a really like hairy pussy and she's got.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Like some fucking scary movies in it, right yeah, yeah I.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Think so, yeah yeah, and oh yeah she is. And
then she lifts up her skirt and says, Harry pussy
and she's picking stuff out of it to throw at them.
That's what I think that all women look like.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Back then, and you don't what you're probably not wrong.
I didn't notice, actually, And that's a good question. Answered
the question in the chat where I can't see the
question chat? Where's that?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
How do I don't vampire? Real vampires wear tiny hats.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't know anything about these tiny hats you speak.
I haven't seen one of those tiny hats before.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
What were you going to say?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
We don't have them an island, not yet? Yeah, infiltrated,
They're already there. Maybe I'm one. I just pulled this often.
That's why I never take this hat off. You guys
think it's because I have a shaved head and my
head looks like a fucking moon with the lighting. But
an actual fact of horns is no, I have a

(19:12):
tiny little hat on right back here spot.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
That hat is to hide their horns, supposedly.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I don't know, correct me if I'm wrong. So when
she was like caught for all the ship she was
doing and whatever, she's a weird way of saying it,
but she she herself was bricked into a room in

(19:42):
her castle with only small slits for food and air,
and lived like that until her death for four years later.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, it says in her own trial. Bathrooms letters hinted
that these rituals may have been spiritual or even like
alchemic purposes. Some argue she was framed by a jealous
man who wanted her land, but that doesn't explain the
medilated bodies, the witnesses confession confessing this, or the servants
who claim she drank blood up Burgins quote, it's pretty

(20:11):
good if you hurt them, if you are hut to them.
I hutted them by accident. But even if I did,
it was for their own good. She's Asian? Now did
you a hut at them?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Right? Okay? Can we do this just to pacify me?
Because I feel like if I don't hear this every time,
I kind of get a little bit upset. Can we
hear an Indian?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
I have to, like, I have to mute myself for
a second.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Go to the Bangladesh if you want to hood you're.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Any specific work. I can't do it on the spot.
It is it is actually hard to do it on
the spot. I need to like get in the mood
of it, right. Well, come to Kandada. You know, it's
just like we aren't taking over your country. If you
will hurt of them, we will hoot them by accident.
We will crash car in a big truck into your car.
We will crash it. Bang, bang, explosion. I'd give me money.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
I don't know what happened at the end.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
That was uh So, you know billionaires are obsessed with
young blood. Uh search ambrosia or Peter Thiel's plasma transfusion.
We'll get into that later. It's not science fiction anymore.
These are real. The elites are openly experimenting with drading
the youth to rejuvenate the old. They're like, like I said,
we've talked about made a couple of times in the

(21:38):
show Medical Assistance and Dying in Canada. They've killed up
the seventy five thousand people, and now they're going after
the mentally ill, homeless, drug addicted, and recently they kill
out They a man got it done at thirty eight
years old and now and they took his heart five
minutes pretty much after he was dead. And now it's
in some rich billionaire. Isn't that convenient? Canada is literally

(22:03):
harvesting organs of their citizens after they they tricked them
and convince them and demoralize them into signing up for euthanasia.
The government is unliving and killing people's killing people, you
know they're and their their own citizens and then harvesting
their organs.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yea, why don't you eat some BUSGHETI?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Uh so, yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
What do you think about vlad We haven't heard my
favorite I wasna said, chicks with giant bushes and scarfeople
to get me and pricked up in the castle too,
That was I said, breaked up. I knew someone was
going to say that.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
You know what, there there is there is an argument
to say that maybe Vladim Paler was a good guy.
You know, he sent some spears through some turbans, and
I think that maybe it was appropriate.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Sounds like a pretty cool guy. That's exactly what I
was meant for. I was just about to say, we
haven't heard my favorite sound? Yes, episode that has to
come in every episode? Are you no?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
You are high as a fucking kite.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
If I saw Vladdie impaler, I would make that sound.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
What about? Know you when you give him a mustache ride?
You know you just sit on that big old mustache,
wouldn't you sure? Look at that? Look at that guy?
You don't think you swave if he looked like that, man,
I feel like, yeah, but I think he looks like this.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Christ.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I don't know. There's people that argue that he may
have been may have been kind of a good guy.
You could argue that that he was just defending his
own people. Look at his Look at his epic mustache.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Man, his is real, he committed as well, because his
mustache is like fucking out here somewhere, because.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
It's like a rolled up like joint or something to
you like, because.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
He like across the top lip, he's just holding the
cigar like that.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, he is regarded as a hero. Someone the chat
said as in a Romania and the Ottoman Turks. Yeah, yeah,
well they were enslaving a bunch of people. So Vlat
tempest Dracula nationalist, good guy monster or pagan blood avatar.
Vlad the Impaler aka Vlad the Third Dracula, I guess

(24:28):
wasn't just an inspiration for a count of Dracula. He
was a brutal, blood drinking warlord who turned Transylvania.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Into a warning sign of cruelty. H Impalement was his signature.
A wooden steak ran through the anus or vagina, emerging
from the chest or mouth. Well, victims live for hours,
sometimes days. Vlad dined beside forests of impelled. You know me.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
So if you guys want to hear a whole episode,
me and Billy did cover Vlag the Impaler, But half
of the episode was us being racist essentially, there's a question.
It was just it was everybody was that we were
just kidding.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Which is worse having a wooden steak up your asshole
or having a wooden stake up your buttsy, up your
oh what up your pussy? Which which you think would
be worse? Like we only have fun? Yeah, no, I
get that. But what I'm saying is, if you were
to compare it to like if a chick was to
be beside you on a steak and you have it

(25:36):
up your ass and she has a lover pussy who's
in more pain?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I feel like it's pretty equal. But I feel like
the ass is going to be worse because it doesn't
naturally well, it doesn't naturally expand the same way that
Vagint's gonna have a baby go through it. I'm sure,
like you know, asking have a fist inside of it.
Maybe you can, like or a massive.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Prayer experiences just how casual, like, you know, l asshole
is my ass so kind of his.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I heard Bert Kreischer is trying to pay, like trying
to start like an OnlyFans page and get like chicks
to shove his liquer bottles up them. And he was
joking about this, and I was like, Yeah, you don't
really seem like a good guy anymore doing that type
of shit or advocating for it in any way.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I'm joking. But but birth, it's just not funny.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, what is like going on? I know the celebrities
are losing their minds, so they say his body counts
were up to eighty thousand. He did he He didn't
do this for fun alone. It was a theater of
terror meant to scare the Ottoman invaders and maintain order.
But the deepest symbolism and Paleman as a ritual stake

(26:45):
through the power center of the enemy. He signed letters
as Dracula, meaning Son of the Dragon, referring to the
Order of the Dragon.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That scary stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Mmmm, a secret order founded to defend Christianity and it
is actually linked to ancient bloodline cults. So that will
be it. We'll actually cover at some point on the show.
But like it is, you know, this empire through fear,
ritual killing as a staate craft religious order, masking ancient
blood rights. And then you know you have who was

(27:19):
it that bought his castle? That royal? Fuck? You know
who I'm talking about, that old chestnut? Who the royal? U?
The God's king? Now King Charles?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Oh creepy.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
He bought the castle because he's a distant relative of Dracula.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
That does not surprise me.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, wow, you know that old that old chestnut. Yes,
bring it down. Oh that's not the one I wanted.
That even shouldn't that even shouldn't be there. I thought
I had one more. Did you hear what that was? Hopefully?

(28:04):
But that's funny.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
They say that vampire's hots are cold and dead. Definitely dead.
My heart has stopped beating a long time ago, but
I don't know. I think I still feel things inside it.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
He's not wrong. It does sound cool. What do you
think about lad I think he's a cool guy, I'll
be honest.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Interesting. There's so many stories and folklore, and you know,
he was a pretty infamous character. The fact that he
was around that long. You know a lot of people
knw who he was. So in the seventeen hundreds, vampire panics,
you know, Europe lost its mind over something they thought
was real. In the early eighteenth century, the Balkans became

(28:53):
a hotbed for v Empire hysteria, and villages across Siberia
and what was now Hungry bodies were zoomed, found with
fresh blood, hunter lips, and burnt in public squares. The
most famous case is Peter Pologa Djokovic. Peter Pologa Djokovic.

(29:14):
This is this is where I have a picture of
Pologa Djokovic. It's gotta be right here somewhere.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
That's obviously not his name, like it's Pologa Joga.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Look it up, Peter Pologa Djokovic. Look it up.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Looking how I find this hard to believe it's a real.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Look up, Peter Polga Loga Djokovic. I'll spell it. I
guess it's is real. It is real. But never a
picture of him. I thought I had one. I don't
think I do that. Pete, Peter, do you have it? I? Thomas,
where why are you? What are you doing? Man?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
You should be You're my joining things like glitching out.
It's fucking streamer and I'm telling you streamer and get
your ship sorted. I don't. It's blowing up my computer.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
So Peter, good joka logovi? Which is this him? This
might be him? Just bring him up. I can't remember
this is that's not him, that's want to funk.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
What do you want me to type in?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Peter p l O g O.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
P l O g O g O.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
J Oh yeah, wits w I I t.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Z z Yeah, that was him.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
He's Jewish. That picture you had I was Peter jooloovia. Wow,
that's Peter Jooloo. How would you say.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
That he was a Serbian peasant who was believed to
become a vampire after his death and killed nine of
his fellow villagers. How would you say this was the
earliest and one of the most sensational undocumented cases of
vampire hysteria. I'm not sure actually, because when you type
it in it comes up differently. Again, it comes up
b l A g O j I v icye.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
What does wits sound like? Z pluga Djokovic? So my
country can't be free? So dumb. So I reported to
have returned from the grave to strangle family members. That's fine.

(31:25):
There's also arnoored Arnold Paulo in seventeen twenty six, a
soldier who claimed to be haunted by a vadmpiles then died,
and he was suspected of becoming one. When exhumed, he
was fresh with blood in his mouth. So all of
this is this guy also reminiscent of kind of you
know I it was with the stash the same, Yeah,

(31:46):
that look the same. It's uh, it's interesting. And it
was like and then I'm like, I hated the mustache.
Actually a movie. I need to rewatch Halloween because I
did like it, know Sperati the new one, Like, I
didn't like the mustache, right, we talked about this when
we cover this on your show. But like, I guess
it makes sense. Though I don't like it, but I

(32:08):
guess it makes sense, you know.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, I don't know. I still don't know how I
feel about that movie.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
If I was going to if I was going to
be have my blood sucked via vampire, I think I
would rather not have the big mustache tickling on my neck.
I think it would make it more disturbing.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, and the thing's got to be pretty hunken as well,
Like there's got to be like I can't imagine he
grooms that are like it's probably like stuff in it.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
And like, so these weren't just rumors. Austrian military doctors
wrote official autopsy reports the results imperial law banning vampire
panics not because they were believed, because belief itself was dangerous.
What do you think you think that they were vampires?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Erin, I really want to believe the his vampires. I
also still want to believe things like I keep referencing Blade.
I don't know if it's like a nostalgia thing or whatever,
but like I love the idea of like there's these
like underground societies of vampires going around as we're just
going around as everyday day walkers.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Well you could claim.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
There's clubs where like they go like blood raves and shit,
And I'm like, yeah, dude, do you like me?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Do you do you not think that that's possible that
the elites could have some like blood drinking like parties.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I don't, I don't know. I don't know if I
believe that.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
You don't think that they murder children for their blood?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I yeah, that's the one I find hard to believe.
I'll be honest, I don't.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Know now, I mean children are missing a year, yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
But I don't know if I believe that, like they're
harvesting their blood for any particular reason. Like I mean,
if you're telling me fucking Hillary Clinton or whoever is
like harvesting blood for a dream and chrome or whatever,
why does she still look like dogshit?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
It's a it's so there's different theories, right, but the idea,
the idea is that they are essentially torturing them to
get their adrenochrome, to get their adrenaline up. And then
as they're torturing them, they will get them in this

(34:15):
shock state of fear and then cut them open, drink
their blood well has adrenaline in it, and it gets
them high, and they're able to communicate with demonic entities
from a different dimension. That's the whole idea, or it's
the idea where David I wrote about this in his
book Children of the Matrix, is they use it. So

(34:35):
these entities and these bloodlines exist within our reality because
of these royal bloodlines of people who are passing on
this lineage, and these bloodlines are able to be controlled
over by these reptilian creatures, right, and then they drink
the adrenochrome, the adrenalized blood to keep them in this reality,

(34:56):
so they don't they can still stay connected to these
ancient bloodlines. What do you think?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Like, it all sounds so cool, but then I'm like,
I think it's possible. Yeah, it's weird, right, because I
say I wanted it to be possible. But then I'm like,
that's the kind of a grim thing to say.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
And I heard about that. Yeah, we and Billy talked
about that.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
That.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Go back and listen or watch our episode about Vlad
the Impaler was there's a biopic about Vlad Tempest which
explained his younger brother was shipped off to the Ottomans
as a slave and essentially he started losing his mind.
He got pissed about it and they I think they
might have sent him back a body part of his
brother or something, or tortured him. He went to jail
and stuff too, and he was like tortured in jail.

(35:52):
Vlad was so there's a reason why we have monsters.
There's a reason why these people become who they are,
you know.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, look, yeah, I don't know why I have such
a hard time believe in the whole a dream and
chrome thing.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Well, it's probably real because now we'ren talk about blood libels,
a very deep conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
You know, why don't you eat.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
That?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
So the term blood libel refers to one of history's
darkest and most controversial accusations that Jewish communities secretly kidnap
and murdered Christian children's to use them in a blood
sacrifice all these rituals. I don't know, man, it's kind
of strange.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
And the Jewish communities can nappen and murder these children
to use their blood in religious rituals, especially during Passover.
Whether real or not or fabricated, the stories have uh,
you know, obviously the stories had staying powerful and horrifying consequences.

(37:11):
So the first case was William of Norwich in eleven
forty four, an English boy was found dead, punctured and pale.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
It ignited a frenzy of paranoia. Rumors swirled that local
Jews re enacted Christ's crucifixion, which is crazy, uh, draining
William's blood in a satistic a sate, a sadistic mock ritual.
Despite a lack of evidence, the tale still stuck becoming

(37:43):
canonized folklore. Pretty weird because I've definitely said these are
like real, real images, but these are this is William
of Norwich.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
The're supposed to be young boy creepy. Yeah, isn't that
weird let's say some weird an alien. I know, it's
it's uh, it's a weird photo for sure. That reminds
me of all the like religious photos. I'll be honest, yeah,
I will. They're also quite haunting.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Well I think that they Yeah, I think they might
have made him a saint or something like that because
of this. And it's just like people like it's just
any Semitic man. I'm like, yeah, but like these stories
happen for a reason. Uh, even if I don't know,
maybe they're over exaggerated or they weren't really accurate, there

(38:31):
is still a reason why we have these, uh, these
like depictions throughout history of this happening. Uh, you know,
and they can point to whatever, but if even there
was an inkling of these type of things happening. They're
torturing a little boy for his blood. That's an ancient photo. Uh,

(38:53):
he's getting the pans so the blood will be dripped
sya and undul He's gonna puncture his wings.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
That's what I was looking at, playing with his weenie.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
He's doing something with it. Oh, they know what they're
gonna do. They're gonna cut off his foreskin. That's what
they're doing. It looks like they're gonna cut off his
dick or his foreskin and then drip his blood into
the pan. And right there is the what's that the
the that ritual where they they do cut off the penis,
the tip of the penis and circumcise them, you know,

(39:24):
and then they suck the blood out of it. I
don't know if I knew that that, you know, my
dick was going to be part of a Jewish ritual.
I may have told my mom as a baby that
we don't need to do it. But you know, I'm
glad because I look like my dick looks like the
porn star dick, you know what I mean, just half
the size. I'm just kidding, but like, but like it's uh,
it's just funny because why would they There's there's those stories.

(39:48):
There's no stories Mom's like he's gonna look like the
porn stars. There's that there's those stories of these kids
getting like herpies and stuff from the like the rabbi's
mouth from them sucking the weens. Isn't have you heard
about that? Look it up, bro? Have you never heard

(40:12):
about that?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
God? Like I never thought in my thirty three years
of existence, at fucking four pm on a Sunday, I'd
be talking about kids getting harpies and rabbis mouths and
their weens.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Literally yeah they yeah, they got they got herpes, bro.
And then obviously there's there's little Saint Saint Hugh of Lincoln,
Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln. Another boy, another supposed crucifixion.
His body was found in the well? Oh oh was
it found in the well?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Why is why is there obsession with Dix?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I don't know, there's something there though, obviously like this
is another like ancient depiction of This is a assignment
of Trent though, I think, But I actually did know.
This is a little Saint Saint Hugh of Lincoln supposedly,
I'm pretty sure. And that like names off the people
doing it, it looks like it's a it's a weird obsession.

(41:19):
Why are these why are these depictions?

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Man?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Hold not like.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Little dixicles? You know, that's a that's a reference to
the show. I kept getting trying to get Aaron to
watch Kenny Versus s Betty because he's uh, because he's like,
uh in Kenny Versus Betty, he's like making fun of
Spetty Kenny is and he was like, he just goes.

(41:48):
I hear him late at night going to the fridge
because he's like Jeffrey Dahmer and he's going the fridge.
I can hear you sucking on your little dixicles.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
That's like, not my joke, it's a it's funny.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Have you ever watched Kenny for Suspected? Did you ever
watch it?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
What I told you to? No, you did tell me to?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
What piece of shit? So another boy, another crucifixion. His
body was found in a well. Torture. Confessions from Jews
were extracted under the duress and execution followed. Obviously, were
they forcing them, were they just torturing them and getting
him to admit it? Or was it something based in
actual reality? You know, it's all to speculation. This event

(42:26):
was referenced as the the the Chaucers, the Chant and
Barry tale and betting the myth into English identity. Yeah,
they didn't obviously, clew In because no, now the countries
are being funny. So and then perhaps the most gruesome
tale was a two year old Simon. Here's another depiction

(42:49):
in a book, same thing, putting a child on a cross,
uh and torturing a child. Why are these depictions in
the history book? Tell me why these in? Yeah, because
this might have been I think this was Simon. But
they also relate it to the little Saint Saint Hugh story.
The move all the force game was meant to be
the blood sacrifice that ensured Jewish covenant with God. Oh,

(43:11):
I'm aware. They believe that if I cut off my dick,
it will make it will make my covenant with God,
it will make me connected with God. If I cut
the timp off my penis. It is really weird, you know,
it's it's very Why these depictions throughout history, It's it's
strange to me. So, perhaps the most grotesteale two year
old two year old Simon was said to be held

(43:34):
for days, bled out and dumped in a canal canal canal,
am I saying that rain? You know?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I I I'm already like I'm stuck on the like, yes,
why can't.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I say that word canal is Reel's weird.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
So there's no point in me saying it, because I
think everything on Irish Harson pronounces is wrong.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Yeah, I don't. I would say session that got high canal. Yeah.
Perhaps the most grotesque tale, two year old Simon was
said to be held for days blood out in dumpthan
Canal Popu Pope's Sixist, the Sixist the fourth intervened, but
not before arrest execution. In decades of propaganda, reinforcing what

(44:19):
they claim as a lie. But I don't know, there's some,
there's some I don't know. The case, while has been
widely debunked, they claim planted a lasting archetype, the secretive,
blood hungry outsider. It's pattern that has uh has mute,

(44:41):
never disappeared. There are so many stories of this though.
There's like there's literally like a whole list of all
the people throughout all different centuries that claimed in different
regions that they were practicing these blood rituals. And then
it's funny because they were kicked out of one hundred
and nine countries. I think it's one hundred and ten
now because I think some African country, I can't remember.

(45:03):
Someone else kicked them out recently. It was fun times
they're deporting, get get out, but this was recent. But
these stories got to come from somewhere, and there's all
these tales about like some of these expulsions. Was like
because they were doing some of these rituals and not
saying it's true.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
You know, yes you are. I don't lie, you know.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
I'm not saying it's true. You know, there is, there
is Not all Jewish people are bad or cut up
in all of this stuff, you know, but they they
also live in a weird you know, they also live
in a weird kind of thing where it's just like
because they've been conditioned so much by the Holocaust and
stuff like that. Like I was saying on the one
show that like Sam Tripley was talking about this about

(45:45):
how he was like his wife's Jewish or his girlfriend
or whatever, and they've been put like they've been brainwashing
her to be like, you know, you have to have
three kids, two of your own and one for your
ancestor who died in the Holocaust or whatever. And a
lot of them are taught like that where it's very
much like kind of like a vic dim mentality thing,
and you know what I mean, you can't question that stuff,

(46:06):
can't not. Canada guy just got nine months in jail
for questioning the Holocaust. He was saying that they I'm
not saying this is his quotes. I don't think violence
is necessary. I never condone violence or or hatred of people.
I believe in calling out the truth literally just objectively
looking at the truth and being like, hey, this is
the patterns that emerge from here. But but he said something,

(46:27):
but they need to hunt them down and stuff like that,
and I was like, they need like a hunting brigade.
And I was like, maybe that's not a good thing
to say, brom probably a bad idea. So modern echoes
are I what not?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
In that? I still tho whole like penis sucking blood thing.
And it's just like, I don't know why that's made
me so uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Why are we doing this? Man? The blue Jays are
going to lose someone of the chests. That's the Blue
Jays are gonna lose. And stop focusing on sports. It's
taking away your energy.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
They're sucking guys. It's all the conspiracy. Sports is meant
to dumb you down and make human idiots.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
And that's kind of true. Whatever, if you want to
enjoy for what it is for entertainment. But I always
make the reference of like, like even what's his name
William Cooper talked about this. You know, the old idea
of the Roman Gladiators outside of Rome was all poor
and people were dying, and there's you know, almost like
what's happening in Canada, Like people are just constantly dying

(47:36):
and being attacked and mugged and all this stuff, and
then they're consumed by the colisseum and they're like, oh, good,
go watch the gladiators get eaten by lions. Meanwhile, everyone's
poor and starving and they still had to pay to
get into them. And it's so expensive now, like I
like the Blue Jay tickets, like any of the tickets
ready sporting event in Canada is like outrageously expensive.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
And it's like oh yeah, man, like anything like that.
And here is even more than the excuses always like
oh it's because we're on an island and it's because
of this. It's because I'm like I remember when I
could go see something for like you know, maybe less
than fifty yeah, and now it's like any concert, any
sporting event, no matter what it is, is like one

(48:19):
hundred and fifty plus.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
And I'm like, if I wanted to bring my kid
to see something, it's probably gonna cost me about four
hundred euros.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
And it's okay to hunt down and kill Whitey though
now repercussions you are right though, that is oh perfect,
right right right there, right there, Bud.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Whitey.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Uh so, yeah, and this is even stranger. Like I
don't I got no guff with people. I got no
guff with people that want to watch sports or whatever.
But I do think it is quite distracting. And I
do think that watching grown men, grown men watching young
boys a lot of times again their twenties, kicking around ball,
hitting balls, a lot of balls, a lot of balls

(49:03):
going in there, and then they're paid like crazy amounts
of money. Yeah, some of them are very skilled, but
You're like, essentially it's like men running around a bas
is coming back, men run around bases coming back, Like realistically,
that's mostly what it is.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Tom hates sports. Everybody I kind of do, you know.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
I always I run my family, my brothers in the chat.
Everyone in the family was like into sports, like my
dad and him especially, and I was like, not my thing.
I'd rather smoke weed and and make babies and then
abort them.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Smoke weed every day.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Yes, I feel like like a slice of butter.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Melton on top of them big old Pilo flat jacks.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah. I really thought when you look down at your
old customer pressed the ball and I really thought you
were going to have the.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Smoke bear, I should put that in there. So even
like obviously this modern echoes and elite circle says the
archetype echoes through conspiracies like spirit cooking with Marina Abramovich,
which we'll actually do a whole episode on this satanic
evil bitch. This chick is like, look at this picture, man,
can you tell me that this is not a reptilian

(50:24):
kind of like a symbolic of reptilians. So it's her,
and it's like this is recent because it is when
she's older and she's got like almost like blood lipstick,
like a lipstick is going down to her chin, and
she's like essentially like she's being suffocated by a snake.
The image was called strangulation. Is that not weird?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah, Like I'll give you that. There is some of
those fuckers out there that are like I get you
and never wrought sports as a kid on your World Cups,
started getting into watching sports in my night twenties. You
are right, it is a distraction. But couldn't we say
that about everything?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Yeah, we've already talked about everything. Could be a distracted.
This is a distraction.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Maybe we're industry plant. Maybe actually we're just here to
distract you.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
What do you think of Marina? A Brahma bitch bro?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, I love to see her home. She she's one
of those people I think that I would like to
see put on a steak, double steak.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Oh yeah, just double yo. They why, No, it's weird.
She was she was appointed for something in Ukraine. They
asked for her specifically, And it's almost like even she
I don't know, look her up right now. She's an
an artist essentially, is what they do. You want to
just Google, just tell me what Google says about her.

(51:50):
But you know, this whole spirit cooking thing is very
reminiscent of like the blood drinking vampire idea and doing
these weird things like eating human cakes and stuff like
that with like Lady Gaga, who I now think. I
think she's a man. I've always thought that, but I'm
more convinced that a lot of people are inverted, and
people like, well, how you know she's been around forever

(52:12):
the Wymar Republic, they were doing this stuff if you
don't think by like the sixties, they could hide. Even
in the Ed Green Show, which we haven't finished yet,
but we're gonna actually maybe recover Ed Green. We've done before.
Me and Billiye covered in but I thought it'd be
fun for a video aspect. We didn't do what we
were recording video And this is not a real thing
because there's so much propaganda in the Ed Green Show,

(52:34):
a lot of propaganda and like misconceptions and over exaggerations.
But he goes like a movie theater and he's watching
this movie and it's like about how they would show
like what was going on in the war at the time.
And then there's like the first like person who identifies
as a man as a woman, and he's like sitting
up in his chair, like this stuff's been existing for

(52:55):
like a long time, more than you think. What does
it say about her? It's a description.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
She is a Serbian conceptual and performance artist. Her work
explores body art in Duran's art and the relationship between
the performer and the audience, the limits of the body
and the possibilities of the mind. Why is she so important?
Abramovich has described herself as the grandmother of performance art
and has been at the forefront of the artistic genre

(53:22):
for over fifty years. So there's a key point, right.
She describes herself as the grandmother of Okay, guess what.
I'm the best filmmaker that ever.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I am the best podcaster, I.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Am the I am more successful than Joe Rogan. Yes,
in my head again, that like to describe yourself. You
can describe yourself as whatever you like, but I mean
to actually be She's probably one of the creepiest people
on the planet right now.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
I actually kind of agree. Other than that, there's that
model I can't remember her name. There's that like that
my woman that's like a she's not a model, she's designer,
and she's like really old and creepy looking. You remember her.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I don't know how to creepy out. I'm putting scary
old woman designer.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Yo. There's like weird photos that they think have leaked
of her, like like possess it. It's weird. There's like
possessing some like artists like that like not Takashu, one
of those like stupid mambo rappers. Also for everybody out there,
if you haven't checked out my latest song called Blame
White People, go check it out. I'm working on my album.
It's gonna take me a while to get out. I

(54:37):
won't be able to finish it probably by this year,
but I'll have a full album called The White Man's Burden.
You know, it's not about uh, about hatred or anything
like that. It's just about, you know, I'm gonna stand
for my own people. They make so many different musics
about like got to Hate Whitey and you know, the
fucking there's so I'm gonna do my own. A lot
of people are liking to Blame White People song, So
check it out. Oh yeah, yo, look at it. Yeah,

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Michelle Lamey. Look at this psychotic woman. Man, she's performing
some weird sacrificial rituals. The darker themes of artwork and
set design are everywhere this. I don't know. I feel
like it's there's like I feel like the Satanist stuff,
uh is It's it's weird, right, and Siberia comes up

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in the media and culture.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Goblin, Look at that.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I wonder if I can just full scram that is
so weird, dudeque and she supposed to be performs all
these like satanic rituals and and like what the hell,
there's like weird like leaked photos of her supposed to
be like and look at she. If anyone's possessed by

(55:49):
some sort of demonic creature, it's her. And they do
all these weird rituals supposed to be gain knowledge or
fame and fortune as she's like connected, connecting to these
like demonic entities. That picture is that Kendrick Kamar No,
that was asap Rocky. He's Acepton. Kind of the same
to me. It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
There she goes around with that creepy motherfucker Rick Owens.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Who's Rick Owens?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Oh, I've never seen him. He's in a little creepy.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Weird Yeah. It's like she's definitely doing some weird stuff, dude.
For audio listeners looking up images of them, and it's like,
I don't he kind looks a little familiar. That's who
you should be for Halloween, bro.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Ricks now go down.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Yeah, So it's just art while they're like sacrificing children,
go down more down down, down, down down, that right there,
that's what that's what you should be wrote, is that
like reverse blackface? Look at these? I don't know. I
just I don't people like it's art is just for show.

(57:02):
I don't really think so, man, weird, I.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Just don't purpose. So some of the thoughts like what
is with these weird ass looking like you can't tell me?
Right that anybody looks at any of those creepy motherfuckers
and goes, wow, you're a model like that to me
is like some weird like Halloween shit.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I think it's a satanic And I used to think
it was just for show. Yeah, I thought it was
just for show or whatever. But I don't know. The
more older I get, I think this is all symbolic
and being done on purpose. Obviously. Then you have the
red Shoe Society allegedly singles uh signals participation in ritual abuse.
So these are the pope shoes, and supposedly they're made

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out of children's dead skin, and they dye them red
to essentially get out the stains of blood so they
look like their actual shoes, not just wearing a bunch
of skin on your feet. Me and Billy deep dive
in to a whole, the whole Red U, which actually
has done fairly well. A lot of people like these
conspiracies because they are dark and disturbing and people want

(58:06):
to hear about it. But you know you have the
connection to this Red Shoe Club. The Red Shoe Club
worn by members of the Red Shoe Club are often
from human flesh and murdered and sacrificed children, for example,
the Jesuit Pup, Pope Pious, the eighth pelpal shoes. These
red shoes are worn during satanic ritual abuse ceremonies, so

(58:30):
when the blood falls on their shoes, it blends in
and does not expose them. The shoes are also symbolic
of a dreamichrome, cannibalism and blood dripping down the body
of tortured children just before falling to their feet. What
do you think about the Red Shoe Club? Do you
think that holds any validity? Errands? You think that Steven
Spielberg made shoes out of Heather Rook?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I don't know about that. You know what's really annoying, actually,
because all my childhood heroes are all been ruined by
stuff like this, Like I.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Ronald McDonald, the Man with One Red Shoe, Tom Hanks
is definitely connected to this stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
I adored Steven Spielberg because obviously a lot of films
that I watched growing up and a lot of films
I loved were all made by him. Oh yeah, And
it's just like you hear more and more about him.
It's just like christ Why I'm not saying I think
in particular, but like it's just I don't know, Like

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even Tom Hanks, Like every time I watched Castaway, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
I like his acting, Like I do like the movie
Big that's a fun like eighties film, you know, and
then obviously you have But I do think he's connected
with this stuff. There's weird photos of him, there's connections.
There's a woman that claimed that that he abused her
and stuff also panneda eyes will maybe eventually get at
That's it's some sick shit. As a guy says in

(59:59):
the chat, guys and and mouth makeup imitates the colors
of decaying soft tissue. That's so weird, man Edward Scissorhands. Yeah, yeah,
there's a lot of connections to this stuff, man. Uh.
And it is weird. And I do think that there's
some scary elements of this you know, and like John

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Podesta and you know, you read that book about Madeline
McCain or whatever. There's connections. That's her dad right there
in that group photo. Her dad is in that group
photo beside the man with one red shoe. Do you
know that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I think we talked about this before.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Is that weird? There's some weird things to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Do with he's a massive he like he's a walking
red flag if you ask me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
There's some weird stuff, obviously, cannibal themed art installations among
Hollywood elites, plasma parties in Silicon Valley, where billionaires infuse
young blood for fragility, vitality, frigidity at something else, vitality.
Even if the specifics are exaggerated or misdirected, the themes persist.

(01:01:07):
The powerful, the occult, the obsession with blood, royal bloodlines,
and a cult gen worship. Why have monarchs, especially a
European dynasty, is obsessed over keeping their bloodlines pure for
century centuries and a lot of them are It's true,
Like I point that, you know, this is not what

(01:01:27):
I'm saying, but there's books that I've read of you know,
people that the guy that wrote one of these books
are actually Jewish, and he said that the Jewish infiltration
of the British Empire happened like three hundred years ago.
They just infiltrate and marry within these families, like supposedly
the Saudi prince is Jewish. There's like a lot of

(01:01:48):
weird things to do with that, and it's just like
what empires do other people have done this throughout centuries, right,
this idea of the queen is supposed to be German,
where there's also connections to like Ashkenazi stuff, and it's
just questioning things and being like, well, is there any
truth to this stuff? Right? Is there any truth?

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
A lot of the slaves.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Again, it's like same thing. Can there be that much
smoke without fire? Like at some point there's got to
be some of it, even if you don't believe in
like some of the stuff, maybe I don't believe or
I feel like it's just a stretch or whatever, but like,
surely to God it can't. I'll just be coincidental or
like whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
It's true. Lady Gaga is Amy Whitehouse rebranded to do
a side by side and you tell show to should
be enlightened. They look familiar, like similar, but so obsessed
with keeping bloodlines purest centuries. Why did the Habsburgs intermarry
until deformity, that'd be it will cover them at some
point we get into the thirteen Illuminati bloodlines. Why does

(01:02:50):
royalty still insist on genealogical vetting? Genealogical because in many
esoteric traditions, blood equals power. In freemasonry, rosicrutionary rights. Blood
is the carried of the spirit and ancient sumer the
god made man from a blood in clay and temple lore.

(01:03:10):
The Mole Virginians I always fuck up out of pronounces,
because this is a big family that we'll cover at
some point. But the the Morgo Virginians or whatever. I've
heard David I and other people pronounce this so many
times that I've used Google trans and then I just
forget more Virginians or whatever. But blood lines what's said
to carry divine an evil and even alien DNA, and

(01:03:31):
then you have divine rights of kings. A euphanism for
for ritualized blood dominance is not about politics, It's about metaphysics.
The idea that the ruler ship is baked into a bloodstream, right,
that's what the royal family is all based on uh.
And then obviously you thought you were just curious about
your heritage. But the billions of people submit their DNA

(01:03:54):
to online databases has created a global genealogical map. Huh
did you ever do that? Aaron? You should probably know.
I'm just irish, you know. Did you ever do that?
Send your blood into a Jewish bank to get them
to analyze it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
No, I'm all good for that. I don't think I'll
be sending my blood anywhere. Terrible idea of anybody for
any reason, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Then they're making a clone of you and stuff, and
it's this idea like it'd be weird. It's like they
find like a plot to a movie. Right, they find
some ancient bloodline of someone who is connected to the
royal family that is the next in line maybe to
be and then you have to go out and kill
them because they will be the next right full ruler

(01:04:41):
if they have.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
If you send your blood in and it comes back
that you are the clone.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yeah, like it is this uh in this sixth sixth Day.
That's a good movie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
That's scary stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
That's a good movie.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
Though, Shut up, bitch, shut up, bitch, My good friend,
that mask is scary.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Yeah, it is quite on settling, especially on your head.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Yeah. Yeah, imagine this guy was like coming down the
street and I don't know comment like like I I
just we just watched twenty eight years later and just
all those like just got zombies running with their dongs,
just slapping on their legs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah, they used me as his double shots.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Yeah, the prosthetic they used Europenis.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, they just had me come in.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
So, uh, who who funds these companies? Who funds the companies?

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
And you know, so like who owns the data? What
happens when you've handed over your blood history and someone
else decides what it means? Blood is currency of the gods?
An ancient babylon proverb you want to hear? An ancient
Chinese proverb? Sure, man who goes to bed with itchy
bum wakes up with stinky finger.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Can we have an Indian proverb?

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Man who wakes up with go to bed with stinky
Men who go to bed with itchy bum wake up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
With stinky think this is thermussy there. Sometimes we're at work,
I do it and it's like weighed on but can't
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Yeah, I feel like when you just do it randomly,
it's way better. But now I enjoy it so much
to them, like, I want you to be able to
do on command.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Yeah, I gotta try it. I get practice. The more
I have to be around these generies, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Funne Yeah, because after a while they'll be speaking like
that all the time. By the time me and you
were dead, we'll probably all be speaking like that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
So the second second, like second language spoken language in
like Alberta is Punjabi.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Yeah, it's not taken over. It's not a replacement. What
are you talking about? Stop it with your conspiracies. So
then we have first whispers about occult rituals and rites,
and then it's shoved into the public consciousness by fear
and loathing. In Las Vegas, adrenochrome has become the modern
shorthand for elite vamporism. But what is it really? Adrenochrome

(01:07:25):
is a real chemical compound formed by oxidization of adrenaline
and epinephrine. In medicine, it was once studied for treating
schizophrenia and blood coagulation. You can't get high from it,
they say, not like movies suggest. Yet the conspiracy goes

(01:07:45):
when a person, especially a child, is subjected to extreme terror,
the adrenaline gland floods, the body floes the body with
chemicals that the blood becomes charged and is able. You know,
it's what the elite's crave. It makes you high and
maybe makes you see some demonic entities.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
God, yeah, I think I'm going to have to get
that online. Yeah, I'll be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
This isn't about a drug. It's about a ritual control
and suffering as a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Suckle event, if you were offered a chance to take
part in something like that, would you do?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
No? No, No, I have morals. I was thinking about that,
like how much money would it take to like get
made to bend a will? But now then you lose
your soul and I just I just think that billions
of dollars. But then it's like you have it for
this life. I could die to morow and then the
reptilians could consume my soul, and then I'm like, well
what was that about? Like lifelong? My My theory, right

(01:08:50):
is like these these these elites, It's like, you know,
why do they care? Why is Bill Gates care? He's
an old man? Right? But I think it's this idea
that maybe because some of these sacrificial rituals and things
that they done. They've made a deal where they're able
to do they're essentially able to uh to live longer
maybe and then maybe they do these rituals where they

(01:09:11):
reincarnate right into like another body and then so there
they they had this obsession with staying alive because I
don't think they want to face retribution in the afterlife.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
I mean, someone knocks on your door later today and says,
I'll give you a ten million dollars Tom right now
cash if you take part in the Adrenochrome virgin foreskin ritual.
If you said, just eat one piece of foreskin, and
your family's families, families, families, families will all be taken

(01:09:47):
care of for generations financially.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
And I gotta eat some foreskin.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Yeah, you have to like do the thing, and you
have to catch it like this, and they like snip
it off and you have to cli we'll do it live.
Tune in next week to find out will Tom eat
foreskin for billions of dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
So Epstein's Island. The guest list is redacted, the temple
remains unexplained, and whispers of underground chambers, persist, child listens.
I've mentioned this, child migration centers, thousands of kids lost
in the system, No answers. Hollywood initiate initiation parties like
you know, Diddy style parties, photos of blood themed galas,

(01:10:36):
children dress as meat, masked elites joking about cannibalism. This
isn't a B rated movie. It's psycho sexual ritual, an
economy built on fear and flesh, obviously, and then spirit
cooking and cannibalistic art or satanic pr Marina Abramovich a
perform artist and a modern day priestess of theult, the

(01:10:58):
elite occultism. In twenty sixteen, emails leak between John Podesta
and Abrima Mia Abramovich, whatever stupid name is. So yes,
as we're saying so. In twenty sixteen, emails leak between
John Podesta and Marina Abramovich revealed an invite spirit cooking dinner.

(01:11:19):
Are you coming? Blood breast, milk, urine, pan paincakes, flesh
fresh fresh fresh seaman glaze, walls painted in blood, instructions
to cut deeper into the flesh. Children pose like corpses

(01:11:41):
like and celebrities smile through it all, They said, it
was art. Otherwise it was a ritual masked as performance.
The symbols don't lie. Red shoes equal blood, sacrifice, milk,
are you listening? Arin Milk equals mother's offer, So giving
up a child for some sort of ritual blood equals

(01:12:05):
life force. When art intimidates now you know what I mean.
When art imitates death in elites clap, it is no
longer satire. It is ceremony. The billionaire trade Silicon Valley
has taken the vampire fantasy and digitalized it. And Brosia

(01:12:28):
is a real startup offering young plasma transfusions for eight
thousand dollars. A leader, Peter Tiel, that creepy fuck, rumored
to be investigated for this. This para bios old body
plus young blood equals long angevity, longevity. Harvard studies confirm

(01:12:50):
blood from young mice reversus aging and older mice. The
media calls it biohacking, but it's vamporism in a lab coat.
It's not just a metaphor. They don't drink blood because
it's tasty. They do it in occult ritual. Blood contains
the soul's memories. To consume it is to steal fate,
to dominate life force and to rewrite nature. And what

(01:13:13):
better way to dominate the population than by feasting on
literal vitality of its youth. You know what? Do you
what do you think about that? Do you think that's possible? Erin?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Do you so you think this is like the the
modern day like vampire?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Yes, I do. I think that it's a there. I
think they have an ability to to drunk the suck
off the blood. Can you can you give me a
vlat Can you do a vampire impression?

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Do you crazy? I can pretty speak English A stuck
your blood?

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
I don't know why. I have a easier time believe
in some of the old school stories than I do
some of this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
I don't. This seems more convincing to me that they're
doing all these satanic blood rituals and that's why they're
able to be so famous and sell their soul. And
then like all these children go missing, there's the spirit,
there's all these connections. Man, I just don't think it's
a coincidence that there's all these children going missing. We
don't know where they're missing. And then there's claims, right

(01:14:23):
like you know this idea of the claim of drinking
passover and other things that they as as I supposed
to me in an interview. It could be satire, for sure,
but how they'll put it into the sausage and into
like hamburgers and human You know, people should be testing
fast food restaurants because supposedly you might be eating some

(01:14:44):
human meat. There's been human meat found in some places.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Yeah, I don't like. I don't know what it is
that makes it like so difficult for me too.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
I think you're scared.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
You're scared.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
So Blood isn't just fluid to the occult elites. It's
a cipher, a biological scroll etched into memory with power, heritage,
and spiritual residue. It is a sacramice of a sacrament
of the empire and control in currency of control. Blood

(01:15:26):
as an essence in occultism is an ancient ritualistic magic participate,
particularly in traditions descending from Babylonian, Egyptian and Sumerian mystery schools.
Blood is considered the life essence, a metaphoric signature of
the soul. Blood offerings in this rituals are not just symbolic,
They're meant to feed entities whether you interpret them as gods, demons,

(01:15:49):
or interdimensional intelligences. Ritual sacrifice is seen as something they
can use a life for knowledge, youth, fertility, or power.
From Pharaoh to Caesar to crown, monarchs, ruling dioceses have
always emphasized divine bloodlines. The concept of blue blood isn't
just aristocracy snobbery. It reflects the ancient belief that the

(01:16:12):
rulers descend from otherworldly or divine ancestry royal coordinations. Coordinations
rituals are often including anointing with oil and blood, mimicking
the ancient priest king initiations from Canaanites and Druidic traditions.
And then if you go into the genealogy obsessed a
cult surveillance, why are billionaire databases like ancestry dot com

(01:16:36):
in twenty three meters so heavily pushed? These are not
just merely customer services, They are bloodline maps, all right, Aaron,
you're up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I just want to believe that I found fires are
like them cool dudes, and like capes with like sharp tea.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Yeah, going to like parties and bathing and blood it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
For some reason, that's just way cooler to me. I'm like,
I don't want to believe there it was like creepy, hairy,
older white dudes that are like, fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Is there any vampire movie where they they the vampire
chick eats the dick.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
There's gotta be I think there is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
I feel that there is. That's like the worst nightmare masks.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Wasn't there, like I feel like we we've probably talked
about this at some point. Wasn't there a story of
a chick who would like bit off her her boyfriend's
dick or something like that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
She cut it off. There's what's her name? That uh,
that cut off her husband's dick and then she threw
it in the tall grass. And then they had to
find his dick, and they did, and they tried to
reattach it, and then they called him Frank and Penis.
He did porno with his Frank and Penis. I Bobbitt
Lorraina Bobbitt.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
That's probably one of my worst lammers.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
We should cover that case at some point. I feel
like that's appropriate case for Billy. Every time me, you
and Billy are together, it's just about like dick's get
cut off, just like we did with that cannibal that
ate the other guy's dick. Yeah, Loraina Bobbitt, she literally
cut off his dick through it in the woods. They
had to go, the cops had to search for his
discarded penis, and then when they got his dick back,
I think either they used his old dick or a

(01:18:28):
new dick, and they made they sewed it on, and
then he became a porn star called Franken Dick. And
when we cover this, maybe we'll do it for a
Patriot episode, will actually show the dick.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
It's fucked, that is fucking grim.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah, Aaron's bored. You guys are boy, lookup, Franken Dick.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
That's what I'm doing it right now, Franken Cock, Franken Dick,
Is and Dick.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
I don't know, uh, put up, but just put bobbit,
Franken Dick. Get your reaction to this.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Let's check this out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Do you see it yet? Did you see it yet?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Frank and Penis? Okay, so let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
You're gonna have to put up like explicit images or something.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Okay, let's see frank and Penis featuring John Wayne Bobbitt's
newly and Lars and I don't actually show.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
It though to they you might have to type in
the like word porn or something after it's definitely there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Is this absolutely fucking gross Now I made Billy look
it up? Is it absolutely gross?

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Just look it up?

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Just do it, dude? What the fuck is that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I was gonna drive people to look it up now,
which will be hilarious on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
How could anybody put that in their mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Yeah, it's fuck dude. We'll have to do that for
a Patreon episode and actually show it or play a
video of it being used, like we have to. This
is why you join the Patreon. We'll be doing eventually
more content like that. We're trying to there's a bunch
of videos that you will only get on Patreon. Uh,
there's a bunch of older episodes that have been cut
off of the audio that are on Patreon. We have

(01:20:27):
exclusive episodes. There's a lot of stuff already on there.
We gotta keep adding more. But there's like a plethora
of a lot of content that you'll we'll only hear
on there, so or watch.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
You check it out?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
All right, Aaron, you're op stuff looking at a Penis
that that's gonna haunt me? Send you to memory.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
It's like watching feel really good. Now, I'm like, Wow,
I could be a really successful porn star.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
It's cut off your dick and reattach.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
It no, no considering that he can fucking do it
with that ship that looks like a fucking when you
show up a piece of chewing them and split it out.
It's so gross. It's the first picture that came up,
as well as a chick with it in her mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
I was like, okay, so we definitely have to do
that for a Patreon episode and with all three of us,
and we can achieve this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
But all right, So we often remember Dracula and battery,
But what about the undead aristocrats and backwoods blood feeders
history tried to bury. These aren't just midst their records
of something ancient, obsessive, and disturbingly ritualistic. Across every culture,
Beneath every church and castle, something fanged was hiding. Revenant

(01:21:40):
of Melrose Abbey, Scotland, twelfth century, a monk known for
corruption and lust reportedly returned from the grave to haunt
the abbey grounds. Locals claimed he sucked the blood of
monks and livestock. Under the cover of night, church bells
rang by themselves, Shadows moved with on that real speed.

(01:22:01):
He was dug up and ritually burned by the other
clergy and exorcism buried in Vatican archives. Some say his
spirits echoes truly abby rooms. Oh that you had like
images of Breco.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Well, I'm like, I forgot to show these. When we
were talking about the the elites and their their blood
drinking sacrifices.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Is you said we'll get second to the the Rothweah, Yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Roth Child's are the top, well not the top, They're
just another figurehead. But there's a lot of connections. Man,
we'll get to it. But I forgot to just kind
of show some of this obviously, and these are like
some of these families like Van Dunn and DuPont Is
one Kennedy Astor. We'll be talking about this in the
thirteen Illuminati Bloodlines episode which will come at some point,
probably fairly long, but some of these I actually have

(01:22:53):
an episode i'd like, well, maybe be more for video
content Patreon, but where we talk about the parties that
they will have, like the weird like that weird Rothschild
was it the Rothschild party that it's it's a ritualistic
party where they'd wear like goats heads and stuff, and
it's really weird.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Yeah, yeah, so really weird sucked. He sucked the blood
of monks and livestock.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
A okay, so we have the Vampire of Kroglin Grange, England,
eighteen seventies. A tale from Cumberland tells of a woman
attacked by a gaunt, skeletal figure with glowing eyes who
bit into her throat through her window. A search led
to a family crypt where a bloodied, leathery corpse was discovered. Intact,

(01:23:42):
the creature was staked and burned, but Kroglin villagers still
avoid the estate on moonless nights. Yeah, I've definitely heard
that story. A lot of people don't hear stuff like
that in relation to vampires, but I've definitely heard of
that weird, like skeletalle thing with the own eyes and
sometimes it's there's different areas of the world. A lot

(01:24:04):
of Scandinavian countries mention it as an oversized thing, so
it's not like your your generic vampire or like Nosferatu
looking thing. It's this kind of huge, like ten twelve
foot kind of creature thing. Kind of like the way
it sounded to me when you read about it. It
kind of sounds like a weird cross between like a

(01:24:26):
vampire and some kind of like when they go the thing.
You should have been like that for the entire episode,
by the way, not gonna lie. You look exactly like
to think in the movie, you know, Okay The Shoemaker
Vampire Nice Poland. In fifteen ninety one, a cobbler committed

(01:24:48):
suicide and was buried at the crossroads soon after, animals
wemulated and townsfolk fell ill. His eyes were open, his
lips bloodied, his nails clad through the coffin. It burned
in a public square. His body is said to have
screamed mid cremation.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
I'd be scary, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
I mean they're quite yet. That looks like the Nasaratu
from that new movie.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
I didn't like that ending where he's like on top
of her all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Like with the fucking creepy legs.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Yeah, what the fuck man? I did not like that. Yeah,
I thought it's good like he did it, Like, who
else is gonna do a movie like that? I just
feel like it would have been something totally different.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
But The Vampire of Breslau Prescia seventeen forties and Aristocrats
burial mourners hard crying for beneath the grave. Locals dug
up the body and found the corpses sweating. The corpse sweating,
bleeding from the eyes and twitching. He was staked with

(01:25:47):
a blessed sword and entombed with iron chains and bricks
in the mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
That's what's crazy about some of these stories of like
the graveyards where they have like the little people or
like the bell just to make sure that they were
because somebody who would be buried alive because like I
don't know how that work, as her heart were still
be plumbing, but they just didn't have the means to,
like I guess, like one guy feels he's like, oh,
he's dead, and then they and imagine like there's that
lower story you're talking to me about.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
What what is that though? You're like so you're just
not responding to anything, and then all of a sudden
you're like, oh, I'm alive again.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
I don't know, maybe there's a may there's a purpose
to it or something like that, but like are like
like somehow they are still alive, or I don't know,
they come back to life or I don't know, or
like they just they're not breathing as or they're shallow breathing,
and they think they died, but they don't really do
any checks. There's like those weird stories, but there's one

(01:26:41):
with lower where the uh, the chick gets buried and
then they, uh, there's the sister keeps having all of
these dreams about her sister. You're being buried alive and
she's still alive in the ground, and then they dug
her up and there's claw marks on the coffin, and
then she's dead, but they can prove that she did

(01:27:03):
survive for maybe a couple hours down there until her auction.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Scary, that's scary stuff. Carry on, how would you pronounce this?
Next one? Zen Hitter wouldn't be that yeah, yeah, okay,
So this is in Germany. Unlike classic vampires, these feasted

(01:27:32):
on themselves first, what.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
The fuck that supposedly it looks like? And what?

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
You just start eating your own arms and stuff, I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
So that's an interesting take and scary take on vampires though,
like you start eating on yourself until you find a victim.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Isn't there a movie that that's in where the vampire
I can't I feel like the vampire is like be
captured or something, and because he has nobody to feast on,
he starts eating himself. Oh yeah, that's probably the thing.
Chewing their shrouds, moaning from coffins and physically leeching their

(01:28:12):
living relatives, connected with disease and outbreaks and family curses.
Mouths stuffed with stones and garlic, heads turned backwards, coffins
nailed shut. Weird, that makes even scarier. Imagine that shit
with like a mouthful of stones. It's head the wrong
way around.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Scary, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Yeah, some of these things, I have no idea how
to pronounce you p y r? How to fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
He even pronounced yep yeah, yep yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Described as aristocratic corpses with angelic faces and rotten hands,
drank the blood of children and posed as nobles by day,
thought to be priests of dark cults, resurrected by pagan
rites under Christian disguise.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Who knows. There's a lot of like these are like one.
All of them have well all of them have their
stories that are like pretty prominent if you look in them.
But it's just I just wanted to kind of because
we could eventually touch upon these. Do you want to
go with the what's the next one, Aaron.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Je fucking hell right, you're on the wrong one.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
You forgot the jew one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I should have known seen as you
were playing that sound. Jewish folklore possessed bodies that fed
not only on blood, but on mazille.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
I don't know what one, spiritual luck or destiny.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
And they were said to follow families for generations, draining
them into obscurity and despair, destroyed only through ancient name inscription, rituals,
and salt filled cremation.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Hobby Weinstein, please stop eating my daughter? Yes, because you
have to call them out by name, Say Harvey, watchteen
three times in the mirror, and he's like, I got
some money to make for you, you know, I want.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
You know what, though, a lot of those dudes, a
lot of those areas have like really creepy folklore and
like a lot of scary kind of shit, like whether
it's true or not, I don't know, but I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Know everyone that's watching this on Rumbo, YouTube x or whatever,
make sure to like, share, subscribe, please help the show. Now.
Pronounce this one? Yeah, I'm gone, so vocas did you
have it on Google pronunciation? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
I went and looked, and I said that the first
part is pronounced. It sounds like free free colass from
Ireland's going to get a print of frank and penis
on us all the next episode. I might actually I
might just get a Franken penis. Oh. Also, I found

(01:31:01):
out there's a there's a dildo mold of that, so.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
It's like there's you know, like and no, you searched
the internet at me, like I like, and I think
it's terrible for your mind and stuff like that. But
when you see those like weird there's ticks like does
in those weird dildos where it's like a unicorn horn
or ship like that drag A, Yeah, what the fuck? Man?
That's what it was funny because I heard like hopefully

(01:31:27):
one day and maybe I'll I haven't really tried, but
I would like to see if I can get on
Tin fil hat and talk with Sam or whatever. We
kind of fun conversation considering I have a lot of
things I could talk about. Uh, but like he was
joking about that the one day of like OnlyFans and
dragon dicks or whatever, and it's like so true that
it's like the weirdest shit, like putting like dragon penis

(01:31:48):
molds up your holes, like just for some like twenty
bucks a month or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Yep, it's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Pronounce it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Free colass. Free colass already calls grease created from excommunication
or improper burial. These creatures could knock on doors if
you answered it on a third knock you dyed it
in days huh, could walk in daylight, face on family members,
or cause plagues who their ashes have to be scattered

(01:32:17):
at sea to break the cars.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
That's actually kind of a wild vampire lore. Yeah, there's
those weird dildos at Spencer's And like I said on
the other episode, I think that that's wrong because any
kid can go in there and they don't have to
prove their eighteen. They have to prove they're eighteen to
buy them. But like young kids, and it's like a
lot of like toys and like stuff like that, like
Pokemon stuff or whatever, like you know, like cool shirts

(01:32:41):
on the walls, and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Then you go to the back come and then you
have like bulbosors.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Yeah, and like I think that's kind of wrong the
same way that I'm gonna I'm gonna post about this
on the Strange Podcast Instagram. So make sure to follow
us on Instagram, Facebook x of Like, I don't think
it's appropriate for those costumes to be at Spirit of
Halloween where it's like an alien and he's got like
a fucking two dick hanging down Like it's really weird.
I don't understand, like that shouldn't that should be in
the back corner. The amount of like degeneracy disguised is

(01:33:08):
like it's just harmless fun, Like you can dress up
like a giant penis that should be out like the
back section that has like beads like it used to be,
you know that's where all the creepy guys would go.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah, I don't think it's Yeah, it is a weird
one like.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Like like this wasn't that Spirit of Halloween two or
three years ago, or even two years ago, I didn't
see these career Like what the fuck because there's like
a skeleton costume and it's like dick is like hanging
down to his knees. There's an alien costume like falls
on Instagram. I'll post them because I was like, what
the fuck you serious? There's like you can be a
giant sperm. It's not appropriate, So anything have the shield

(01:33:52):
my child from.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
Yeah, I know, all right, I'm just googling something here
to see what the answer is. What let's see, And
so I said, how old do I have to my
search history? Is this so grim? How old do I
have to be to buy a dildo at Spencer's. Let's see.
From what I found, there is no clearly enforced nationwide
age for buying sex toys such as dildos, but there

(01:34:16):
are a few caveats. Keep in mind, there are online
terms of sales that you must be at least the
age of majority where you reside eighteen years old in
most states to complete in order on their FAQ. But
sex toys dimensioned adult teams, items and emphasis using mature judgment.
One store manager on reviews, I claim there is no

(01:34:37):
age number for adult toys as long as the staff
feel the customer is mature enough.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
Well, that's retarded.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Let's see many states there is actually no law state
law prohibition explicity preventing miners from buying sex toys. For example,
attorneys say minors can legally buy sex toys in some jurisdictions. However, Spencer, Spirit, Halloween,
and many others will ask in store for ID and
refuse sale if the staff believe the buyer is considered

(01:35:07):
unraged by store policies. If you're unrating and considered buying one,
it is best to call your local Spencer store ask
their policy, or shop degenerously.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Bro All right, carry on with fucking bo.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
First, take a big step back and literally.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Fuck your own face. Okay, carry on? What's the next one?

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
The some.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
What? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
It's an Austria.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Repair to them Austria seventeen thirty two Literal Vampire. A
literal vampire autopsy report seventeen corpses exhumed in Serbia showed
fresh blood in mouths, flexible limbs, and unrotted skin. Authenticated
by Austrian military doctors. Spark laws restricting vampire related exhamations.

(01:36:03):
It would make you wonder.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Yeah, why, I've actually feel like I've heard about this guy,
this Peter guy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Yeah. So the final one is Peter Cusy Cousy, Albania,
accused of drinking infant blood in exchange for curses. Graves
showed black and teeth, a belt made of baby bones
and crypt carvings of snakes eating their tails.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
Bones. I won't know how much stronger his belt is
than human skin.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Yeah. The belt of nipples destroyed with a silver sickle
and fire, his ashes mixed with salt and wine to
purify the land.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Wow, what a time weird that's supposed to be damn
some where'd you find this? For some reasons that the

(01:37:09):
power of Christ compels you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
Does it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Does it compel me?

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
The power of Christ compels you? The power of Christ
compels you. The power of Christ compels you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
It's not that compelling.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
And did I send you anymore? Is that it?

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
That's it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Okay? So each of these tales reflect the same primal
fear the dead that feed. And more than that, then
the hint that shared ancient knowledge that the blood holds power, memory,
and even resurrection elites wants to trace, preserve, and potentially
resurrect or manipulate lineages based on esoteric significance. Some conspiracy

(01:37:53):
theories argue that design of breeding projects are underway to
recreate pure bloodlines for a cult purpose purposes. Blood in
digital age in AI training biodata is more valuable than gold.
Some fringe theories believe that DNA harvests from medical systems,
swabs and ancestry kits is being fed into predictive AI

(01:38:15):
models to identify bloodlines with magical or psychic potential. This
isn't just surveillance, It is blood sorcery via an algorithm secrets.
And then obviously have these secret societies using sacrifice in freemason, resocutionary.
In these mystery orders, blood is used as an oath
packs in initiation oaths and rituals and rites. The symbolism

(01:38:40):
of blood seal invokes eternal loyalty upon death. Some fringe
claims suggest that blood is used to bond the soul,
to lodge or order, creating carmactic debts through blood letting rituals.
And then you have this. You think about this, the
language of blood, every error mass the same ritual behind
the terms tax is, debt, economic blood, vac vexed shots, medicine, time,

(01:39:08):
the needles, big pharma, trials, euthanasia, medical blood, war, abortion, trafficking,
industrialized sacrifice. Think about that. Everybody think about it? Modern crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
Modern vamporism isn't theatrical, it's bureaucratic. They don't need to
bite you, They just need your consent. They don't drink
your blood, They bleed your labor, your identity, your culture,
and your lineage, drop by drop, This blood isn't this
blood is life bram Stoker's Dracula. But what if it
isn't just aligned from fiction? What if it's whispers of

(01:39:58):
truth passed down through shadow halls, whispers and darkened catacombs
and etched into ritual rituals of rulers, carts, cults, and
kid kings. With the phrase that blood is life is
a code for something that explains everything from bathorys for
bathorys bathhouses, to think she using the modern day bathhouse
that's for sure of slaughter, to uh silicon valleys, transfusions spas,

(01:40:23):
from blood libels accusations of medieval ghettos to modern performance
art draining and drenched in bodily fluids, from death amongst crawling,
from coffin lids to elite dinner parties with breast milk
cocktails and cannibalistic decor. The pattern is unmistakable. Blood has
never stopped being a currency of power and vampires they're
not just missed their metaphor metaphors for a system so old,

(01:40:47):
so entrenched, so ritualized, that it wears the skin of normalcy.
They don't want to grow fangs or sleep in dirt.
They just want, They just need to sit on the throne,
sign laws and run hedge funds while feeding off your label,
your labor spare, and your youth. They don't drink your
blood through teeth. They drain it through taxes, through inflation,
through medical mandates, social manipulation, and spiritual decay. Every woke

(01:41:12):
corporate campaign, another mask, every charity photo op and other performance.
Every war they send you to fight, anotherih chalice filled
with blood. It is all a feast, and you, dear listener,
are on the menu. Every Halloween we dress up as
monsters to mock our fears. But tonight we undress the
monsters that hide in daylight, those who see us as

(01:41:34):
nothing more than cattle to bleed dry. And the next
time someone tells you vampires aren't real, ask them how
many blood rituals exist across history. Ask them why the
most powerful families in the world are obsessed with bloodlines.
Ask why blood keeps showing up in art, initiation, sacrifices,
and inheritance.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Because the true vampire was the greatest trick wasn't too
hide in these shadows. It was to convince you he
was never at all. This is Halloween. Don't let them
drain you fight back with laughter, knowledge and aluminum for you.
You've been you've been listening to Uh, you have been

(01:42:14):
listening to a strange Buddha podcast with the monsters aren't
made up, but they are just better addressed.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
I don't know what that voice went like through a
range of nationalities there, And.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
You haven't been listening to a strange Aboa podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
That was fun my face at the end. See look
in the mass. You can see that there's still like
makeup from what I Want during our live special that
you can catch only on Patreons. To support the show,
you know, it is cheap. We appreciate the support. Be
there next week. Uh, you know, all the time this

(01:42:58):
comes out will probably the week I think it'll probably
be the I guess next week this Jory be there
or b square as they say, yes, be there on
the live special, you know, be there or be square
or go to hell as Aaron points has had. So
make sure you're there at the live special. And this

(01:43:18):
will probably be released just before the audio comes out
of the Halloween Live Special, because we'll release two episodes
in that week. We're gonna hopefully release two episodes this
week and then it'll be back to your weekly programming.
But we built up some Halloween content that needs to
be released. So yeah, everybody support the show, give us
five star rate and reviews on whatever podcast platform you

(01:43:40):
listen to. Buy some merch. There's a lot on the site.
I have to even add more. I'm gonna condense it
a little bit to the best designs, but we'll have
some some really cool stuff. Support Class Horror Cast. Yes,
Class Horror Cast. Aaron showing his hats. We've been doing
some fun stuff over there. We're actually doing which you'll
be releasing this We are doing a Halloween deep dive. Uh,

(01:44:03):
so definitely check that out. It's gonna be fun. Aaron's
gonna show us some merch from some of those are sick,
Like I actually really like that one, the tied.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
I buy my Yeah, buy my hippie fucking horror movies.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
It actually goes pretty well with the shirt surprisingly though.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
Yeah, I thought it looked quite unique, so I was like,
let me get that one.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
So yeah, that's supportive of all that stuff. And like
I said, we don't make really much money off the
merch and on Tea public The site that's on the
in the link tree, which you can find on every
episode down at the bottom. When you click that link tree,
you can get to all of our stuff, our Instagram
or x our YouTube or rumble. Everything is there. Our
merch site, and we have two different ones, but Tea

(01:44:41):
Public is the best for deals, like the shipping's cheap.
But then, like I've said before, numerous I got like whatever,
four shirts and a sweater for like just over one
hundred bucks because you watch those deals where it's like
thirty five percent off and we make no money off it, really,
but we just rather you wrap it and and and
to wear some merch, you know. And I have some
more heritage type stuff coming. There's already one this is

(01:45:02):
this is our country. It's like in blood, it's pretty fun.
And then there's a what it's going to become. This
is our country, not your country. So we have some
of those designs that will be coming to but definitely
support the podcast merch. I'm thinking about designing more, but yeah,
I always drain on after this, but just support the show.
You know, all the good stuff. If you're on YouTube,

(01:45:23):
like comment on the main feed, share with your friends.
You know the best way to guess out. There is
word of mouth, you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Know, so using your mouth and your words, yes, please
do that. We need help help support the show, all right,
everybody love it?

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
Just like make that with the beat, drop that beat.
I know I'll get I actually have one we need
at least you forget design. I have one soon that
is actually about soldiers and sacrifice that soldiers meet too.
So there's stuff coming. I'm just like, I'm so busy.
It's hard to It's hard to do everything, you know.
That's why your support matters. If one day we can

(01:46:08):
live off the show, it would be fucking crazy. Yeah.
So we can't get monetized on YouTube because we're controversial
and dangerous. Spotify just took down an episode for a
fifteen minute. I'm down under.

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
Thank we know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
Miss I'm gonna have to edit it and upload it.
But that's the name of the game. Support us. I
love you, guys. I love everyone that supports the show.
It means a lot, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:46:32):
Signing off you thank you, thank girl, thank girl, thank you,
Africa No, thank you, thank you, Andy I No, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
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