When Pranks Become Nightmares | Real Halloween Horror Stories!

Halloween is supposed to be about fear with guardrails: a night where masks, tricks, and scares are all pretend. But every so often, the “pretend” shatters, and pranks cross over into the realm of real horror. What follows are true stories where a laugh turned into a police report, a morgue visit, or even a death sentence.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following show may shock, disturb, and offend some viewers.
The opinions, theories, and facts shared on this podcast are
not widely accepted by the brainwashed masses, especially those who
find dark humor offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
This kills said his head, Jeffrey's daughter, so duplat, the
unibomber blowing up Waco, Texas, and Heaven's Days and aliens

(00:43):
modified men for names, Jfka.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Shot on the head by the CIA, Bigfoot and the mob.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
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Speaker 4 (00:53):
Got Serious Noise and hauntings, stargards and the skull and Bones.
Most celebrities are probably called So if you're feeling all alone,
crack a beer in cat Stone, welcome you to the
podcast range Brow. We're here to entertain you. We're here
to entertain you.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
It's the best kid strange.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Sound.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Cat's drunk again, screaming a cloud says the lizards people
run Costco Now God's in foil crown and scratching throat
yelling the Holocaust was funded by a rothschild goat. He's
eight shots deep, quoting ship from Reddit. Tried to fight
a bird because he thought it was synthetic.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Lives on beer and lo effort fact thanks JFK fake
his death for tax, tells jokes like why a big
foot ghosts Mama on, then laughs so hard he pukes
in his palm.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
He can't spell.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Epstein thinks it's a spice buddy still our guy, even
though he claims to be Mexican, but he's white.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's strange bro.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
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Speaker 1 (02:27):
Of no go through crime.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
He calls he hale in sex.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
We laugh through trauma like.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
A goddamn Rexopora palm.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
To lease your fro.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
And let your friends rot from the inside.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Aaron shows up being a riddler suit Jack Daniels, bottlenohn
a flute.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
He's irish and.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Dead inside, talks about Banshee's.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
With his eyes.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh I tried to bang a ghost and an air
ben b Now the whole attics cursed with STDs.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
This podcast, it's probably sponsored by regret, mental illness and
cheap Scotch.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
If you're looking for logic, funk off to NPR.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
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Speaker 4 (03:42):
Conspiracy Class.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Through the.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Embrace, then TOOM It's strange brood Baby Clear some room.
It doesn't let me do a single.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Fucking Why Billy, why are we going through this?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Because you had you didn't like the fact that one
background looked one way, So you you have. I think
that's what you did. You bugged. You bugged my fucking computer.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
What happened to that fucking laptop you just had, let's
go or the laptop the background you just had.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
With the well, I went, I want the toilet one instead.
I deleted it and then upload the toilet one and
now won't work for anything. There he goes, there you go,
I know, dude, I okay, I tried something today. So
I'm trying to get I'm trying to get into the gym.
I'm trying to actually like fucking bulk up a little

(04:58):
bit so I can I actually not be the skinny anymore.
But uh, I go to the protein powder place or
whatever the Popeyes and I was like, hey, what do
you got? I was like, I'm just gonna throw it
at my smoothies in the morning. And I'm like, I
just need something for waking. He gives me this thing
called I swear to God, it just said fat. I
was like, oh, that looks good. Okay, so grabs it.

(05:22):
Did one scoop my smooth this morning. I've probably shot
for a total of three and a half hours today.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
What did he give it?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
It is just ruining my I don't know. But I'm
also lack those and tallar right. So the Way Protein,
it doesn't it doesn't fit right, So.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Don't use Way.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I'll use you. Why what's wrong with the Way.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
It's not good. It's a terrible brand.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
You're not I'll shut up.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I'm serious. It's like the worst brands, bro, there's there's
been facts.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
You're talking about Way brand. I'm talking about Way Protein.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, the brand that makes the protein powder.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Okay, they but Way it can be in a lot
of different things. It's not one brand.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
There is one brand that's called Way Protein.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
There is one brand Protein.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, welcome back everybody to the show. Everybody. I took.
I took an edible before this because I only had
two drinks. So I feel like, you know, it's uh,
it's Halloween time, bro, Get out your pumpkin spice, get
out your sweaters.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
That meme is still a thing. People still do that
one little order. What weird? Dude?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Can I say?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
What is that? I got there?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, Billy's gotta imagine if you had that. So all
the audio listeners okay, well, welcome back to the show.
Trouble starting. Billy has a has a thrown toilet, Like
you know how sweet that would be? Though, really, like.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Anything, it really would be when I build my own house.
I think this is going to be in the plans now,
the throne. Yeah, and then like above it like maybe
like twinkly lights like lights, and then every time you
flush it like that was like the Mario. It's something
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, we're We're in October. Now, it's official. It's official.
It's officially almost Halloween.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yo. Have you been to the Spirit of Halloween Story lately? Not?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yeah? Did you get your costume yet?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
We went in there and I went in there just
today and oh my god, this place is like they've
amped up since like previous years. Like usually it was
just like, okay, there's a bunch of costumes or whatever,
Like now like there was like nineteen different insanely large
lawn pop up figures I could choose from, Like it
was the variety for the No, not yet, I'm gonna

(07:57):
go back tomorrow. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
See they're not gonna have the costume that any you
to get though, No.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
No, no, that's fine. I only went there for to
decorate the house and maybe look for a couple one
for the missus.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
But that's fun. We next year I'll get to go
to a a what's that called a Buck and Doe
for my buddy's wedding and they're gonna do it around Halloween,
so we'll get to that would be fun.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Did you ever you're gonna do a Halloween bucking do?
That's dopeye?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Would you put this in your window?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I I don't understand. Are you saying what I put
a real human on my window? That is that a
Is that a prop?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah? You think that was a real person.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
It looks like bad makeup and all the hands don't
look real. The hair kind of does alert the hair
that's Bob mass hands.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
There's one that's called like the Peeping Tom and it's
just like a guy and then I guess that's like
the Halloween version. They just painted over the same guy's face.
Which it would be kind of funny to put that
in your window and scare like your girlfriend, your wife
or something like that, Like it would probably the dead
and night. It would be scary. I would be if
I didn't see it and then I.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Turned Yeah, that's yeah with broken broken windows, cut the past,
fox stakes.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Cutting paste. Oh, it is weird. It's from cho Fill
it with what are we doing tonight? What is butt nuggets?
What are we film with butt?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:41):
The toilets being filled with butt nuggets. That's a good
way to say ship poopy and poopy ship. Almost thought
was like, what are butt nuggets? Man? Okay, to start
this off before we get it. Welcome back to strange podcasts.
Everybody where the ghost surreal, the beer is cold, and
the only thing more terrified then a demon is in

(10:01):
your closet. Is that dumb ass with a you know,
trying to pull a prank on you with a camera.
You know Halloween the nights where the veil is thin,
where the dead might walk or maybe in some cases,
dangle from trees in full view of traffic. While people say, wow,
that's such a realistic decoration. But tonight we don't bring

(10:21):
you just witches, vampires, or old tales of haunted houses.
Now tonight is about real monsters, those with poor judgment,
too much time, and those with masks and no common sense,
those who play harmless harmless prank and somebody ends up
in a in a body bag.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Whatever happening is, uh, whatever happened to those clown guys?

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Oh we're gonna get I actually if we're gonna do
it this year. But I have a massive clown episode.
I'm like, I don't know what we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Those people are being weird though, like just all over
the park and we're not actually killing anyone. Yeah, but
there we know of Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
I whole like we're gonna it's it's a pretty big episode.
But I thought, I don't know. I thought Aaron would
enjoy clowns, So I'm like, I want to try to
figure it. I ask him to come tonight, but he's
doing He's every year Aaron does a Halloween haunt in Ireland.
He won't care about me saying this, but it's just funny.
He just went for his trip in in America and
and went around this guy's got New York, America and

(11:21):
he went to like the the Universal Studios, and I
was watching some of the clips that he was doing
at like the Haunted Attractions, and then he messages like
a home now and I fucking hate Ireland and he's like,
he's like, there's just it just obviously with with what's
happening in Canada too. He's like, I'm surrounded by people
that are not Irish and it's like it just hell here,
well seems like it's everywhere. What I'm like, come on tonight,

(11:42):
I'm sure he's got his haunt going on. So they
like pay him to create a haunt. So this this Halloween,
you know, we're getting into it. So a tour of
the stupidest, sickest, and deadliest pranks ever pulled during this
bookie season. You'll laugh, You'll score him by the end.
You might just want to keep your porch light off
for good. So I, as we get into this, let's, uh,
let's do a couple of pranks. This one I think

(12:03):
is uh I gues. This one's fun. This is a
fun time. We can we can turn on turn on
our mics as we go.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
When when you say fun pranks, does that mean like
you wouldn't be mad if I did it to you?

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah, those clowns are all at the Ostrich farm. Yeah,
don't forget about the Ostriches. There's like Canadians dying, but
worry about ostriches. They're gonna pay past a hate speech
bill to put you in life for like in prison
for life, but ostriches. The government is letting in deadly
criminals and foreigners that are now pumping drugs into our cities.

(12:35):
But you know, ostriches. I'm taking that bit from Jeremy,
but like it's just so true. Everyone's freaking about the ostriches.
This one we'll turn turn on our mics when we
we cover this stuff for at least the audience they
can kind of hear what's going on. But this one's funny.
This one's wholesome. I thought you'd like this. What's on
strange bird drinks today, wholesome white people moment. I'm I'm

(13:00):
doing Ricky's liquor aid from Sharpark Boys.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Do you want me to do it?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, Like you don't have to read the chapter. Let's
just getting each We're gonna talk about a bunch of
that that went wrong. So I'm giving billion.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
I kind of like, I kind of liked the chapters.
It's like, oh my god, that's a dead body. And
then all I can think of is the dead and
then someone in the back is like and it was
a dead body actually, and a quiet little town neighbors

(13:37):
working for the people in the chat. So you then
go for it myself, carry on, No, your turn, you talk?

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Okay, carry on, go for it.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
You obviously had something. Way more important is that they
can see it.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Carry on, Hey, you go, you go, carry on the
first story. We'll play that for the first story. Hopefully
your Internet gets better.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
You done? Man? What the fuck?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Tomas? Carry on? Bert?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
When I was saying that is pictured Bert with the
angry eyebrows.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
In a quiet little town. Neighbors driving to work past
what they think is a clever Halloween prop. Woman hanging
from a tree rope around her neck swang gently in
the breeze. Very spooky, they say, so realistic. It was
realistic because it was real. This happened more than once.
Someone dies suicide, accident, murder, and their body's mistaken for

(14:45):
a decoration. People take selfies, trigg or treaters walk right
under the swinging feet, and for hours no one realizes
the horror isn't stage. Now my question there is, Oh,
I guess one second. It's not a joke, it's not
a prank, it's a corn and no one noticed because
it was Halloween. But at what point do you notice,

(15:07):
Like do you notice when like blood like literally drips
from the body, it like touches you. Is that when
you're like, oh, maybe that's not fake.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Didn't logan?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I think it was fake?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Didn't Logan Paul post with like a dead body in
the suicide force in Japan?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I Oh, I think I fucking did he not do that?

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Is that I thought he did?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
That's why? Well, look at this.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
It's so realistic on Halloween though, Like that could be
a thing, right, I feel like more people like off
themselves during Christmas and stuff like that, just because it's
kind of sad and lonely and it's like you got
no money for presents because the economy is collapsing and
your town is infested with jery. But like, you know,

(15:50):
I feel like that sometimes, you know, in Halloween, right,
maybe somebody just feel sad, you know, they don't have
enough money for candy, and then they off themselves and
they're like, wow, these people, these people have no decorations up,
but they just have one. And that's a really realistic
He must have spent a lot of money on that.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
I I'm sorry, I know the economy sucks, and I
know it's shitty, but if if this is a message
for the future, if you ever think about killing yourself
because you can't get candy for yeah, maybe you should.
Maybe should.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, that's crazy if you can't go five dollars. You
know what I mean? Because like you know what you know,
when someone's poor and I'm someone in the chat or
that listens might be like I do. That is, if
they have like the dollar store, like no name kind
of candy, and then you're like, oh, this person couldn't
afford to get it from like Shoppers, drug Mart or

(16:48):
a grocery store.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
No fuck that, I still buy a dollar store.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Here's the TITSI roll or some ship.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
It doesn't matter, man, dude, that ship's like dirt fucking cheat.
Why the hell would I pay? I feel like offering
myself on the Wally Days fair enough. I think we
all did. There was a sign. Oh my god, I
can't believe that wasn't the first thing I fucking mentioned
once I got on this podcast. I was walking through
Walmart today.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Guess what full Indians.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
No, not just that, A whole lot decoration in banners
from Walmart going happy to Wali.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Wow, that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh my god, like fuck off, Like they have a whole.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Continent for that as subcontinent. That's what bothers me. That's
why I gets grow up. The show so off there.
It's like my home is on a dumping ground for
third world immigrants to live off my tax money. That's
not what we're doing here, Okay, like you're and it's
not like, oh, it's benefiting the country. It's definitely to
collapse the country. Like there's no other way to view it,
Like there's no other way to replace us with the

(17:50):
clergy plan. Look it up.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Inclusion, you have to love everybody. Diversity is our strength,
while you get murdered because I because actually I realized
that this is one very good point. They keep saying
diversity strength, because if poop wasn't on the streets, I
just don't know how strong we'd be.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Well, it's just like multiculturalism is a failed experiment. It's
clear if it's maybe all from Europe or people that
wish to assimilate to European values and traditions or whatever, right,
but like we can clearly see it's just causing division.
Like they don't like these people. These people don't like
these people. This religion hates this religion. They burn down
the church is over here, like it's just the same.

(18:31):
Like we can clearly see it doesn't work. People are
tribal mistakes.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I started that. I started it.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I know, imagine if I just just imagine, right, I
was illegally in India and then as a white guy,
and then I killed a family of Indians driving a
semi truck, being illegally there, not having any permits, and
then all of two million white people pay to try
to get me out of jail because you know, I

(19:02):
was just trying to feed my family. You know, it's
so crazy. So I was told, uh, oh love ramen noodles.
That's that's that's poor people ship. That's in poor white
people ship, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Is I have never had that, but I don't think
i'd be upset.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah it was ramen noodles. I'm like, whatever I do, mis.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
For like ten to fifteen years, I still carry that
ship in my cupboard. I don't care. It's a good snack.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Once I went, sure, cities were filled murderous clowns jets.
What a time to be alive. No, I and honestly,
like someone who was eating that at work the other
day and I was like, how fucking poor are you?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Like it's like waving water.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
He was microwaving the noodles in the microwave with the
water and like a plastic container, And I'm like, that's
really healthy for you.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh that's how I do? What else? I just pour
the water.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
No one else everyone. I keep getting made fun of
doing it that way.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
But uh, yeah, it's you know, strange times we're living in.
So we live in a trigger happy world, so to speak.
Everyone's obviously clearly triggered by people talking and stuff. Uh
So combine that with Halloween masks and jump scares, and
you got a recipe for death. A teenage and a
ghost costume tries to scare his neighbor the gun. The

(20:26):
neighbor has a gun, one shot, and the kid lays
dead on his lawn. Oh I'm just.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Gonna puss what you just shoot before you even fucking
realize who it is?

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Like fox sakes, you don't you don't think that?

Speaker 4 (20:43):
What?

Speaker 5 (20:44):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
He's a pussy as bitchs beach beach.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah, but that's uh that's pretty crazy. Uh, you know
that's Halloween a nutshell. The thin line between a prank
and perceive threat, and that's thinner when you're in America
with a glock under a pillow.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, fair enough, but yeah, it actually.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Happened two people and stuff like that. It's just like
it's happened once or twice before where you know someone.
It's just like, get scared. It's yeah, carry on, billy,
how is that?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
How is that your reaction? Though? Really, at the end
of the day, like anytime I'm scared, if I've ever
been scared, it's a jump scare. You realize what's going
on within zero point two seconds, but you're just like sikes,
like dude, and then you yell and curse at the
person that scared you. But to get scared, go ha,

(21:46):
you got like what five seconds to find your gun?
Pull over. Now, this is all fucking intentional at this point.
That's insane. That's crazy to me.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
I sent you the wrong article.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
A little late for this now, No it's too late.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
No, we're not doing this. We're I'm gonna send it
to you right now. So welcome back to the show, everybody. Halloween.
Fuck you, Yeah, this is what we do when this happens,
because Billy just gets so mad. So Halloween is supposed
to be about fear, right with guardrails, a night where
masks and tricks and scares are you know, all pretend,

(22:35):
but every so often the pretend shatters and pranks come
across in the realm of real horror. Now we're gonna
talk about some true stories where a laugh turns into
a police report, a Morgue visit, or even a death sentence.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
That's scary stuff.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Okay, you ready half an hour in did you pull
it up?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
It's only how often this this happened? Not that often?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Why are you stupid? Should never happen?

Speaker 5 (23:11):
I have a million things going on. I run the
entire show, Billy, Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I have a child amazing, don't be stupid.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
The Haunted hay Ride that ended in death Tennessee twenty
twenty four. At a haunted hilltop in Harrison, Tennessee, kids
decided to take Halloween into their own hands. Their plane,
hide near the hay ride trail and leap out and
terrify the riders andocid enough, except one of the pranksters

(23:42):
tried to up the ante by jumping onto the trailer itself.
Instead of sticking the landing, they slipped beneath the wheels
of the tractor. Oh poor fucking kid. The hay ride
rolled on, crushing the child to death in front of
the man. Witnesses described it as instant chaos, screaming guests,

(24:08):
panicked workers I imagine, and deputies arriving to find what
looked like what looked like a horror attraction gone too real.
Officials ruled it's a tragic accident, but the reality is
that everyone came for a scare and they go on

(24:28):
they that I imagine there that Hey, Rid's getting five
stars on Google.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
That's so crazy, wild too. You'd be like, holy shit.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Don't don't make me laugh at that. That just happened
last year's poor kids. Yeah, just.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
So fuck It's a kind of Halloween memory that sticks
like blood and straw. Like, that's crazy and that's a
real story. Billy screamed.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
On it.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
I showed Marie for the first time, and it made
her laugh because I kept flying. This is so funny.
It just makes you cry because like you were like,
you know what was happening.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Right, I don't I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I played this like four times, but listen to what
we're talking about. And Billy was drunk passed down a couch.
Me and Jess were trying to finish the episode Gay
Guy Sarcastic Bitchy Wolf when a noise or a noise
from something or something one started screaming to terrify the

(25:45):
group on New Year's Man, you're hear like a fucked
up noise.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Terrifying the group in the woods if you recently, if
you recently watched.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Draine, it's just it's just so funny because you like,
you just passed down Justin's couch and we're like, this
is so long ago, years ago, and then it's just
like you were obviously listening to the conversation, but you
were like lang attack and you're like hood over your
head like this, and then you can hear yourself go,

(26:20):
this is so fucking funny.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Man.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
It's Aaron's favorite sound also, and Aaron's like, I'll never
get enough of that. It was just so fucking retarded
and funny. That's like so doorbell ditching. Did you ever
do that? Did you ever do Nick?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Nick?

Speaker 5 (26:35):
And idor no, I want.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Somebody do it to my dad? And he had a
fucking meltdown basically, so yeah, pretty much. So yeah, I
just I didn't do that. I thought I'd get hit,
So you didn't do it. There's a funny video, enjoyable, enjoyment.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I wish I had it. There was a funny and
it was a kid and he rings the doorbell and
then he and he's the year. The dad go, you're
supposed to run away? And then the kid like somebody
opens the door and he's like, oh sorry, and he's like,
who's telling you to do this? And he said, my
dad's over there, and it's.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Encourage it.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
We definitely did it, for sure.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
We did.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Actually quite a bunch on uh in uh in the
small town rings and runs are talking about billy's Billy's poop.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
I was gonna say, if you fucking are you okay?
Are you ringing their doorbell and shitting on their porch? Ring?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Oh yeah? Rings and run weird rings and runs. Actually
never we did. We said nicky nicky nine door or
there's ding dong ditch, that's an interesting ring and runs.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Ring think he's gonna ring the doorbell and then ship himself.
Did you ever do that? You never did the ship
just right, eye to eye as soon as you open
the door. I'm just like, you never did the.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Ship in the bath?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Good?

Speaker 5 (28:02):
You remember in the basket? In the bag? You ever
ship in the basket? That's a different game, don't you remember?
Billy Madison?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, no, I've seen. I've seen. Why am I like this?
Damn poop? He calls ship poop?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
So funny, I did it, that's for sure. No, that's
the flaming bad Yeah, paper bag of ship fire eye
while you're like, that'd be just somebody opens her door
and you're still in the process of doing the idea,
sup was to take like, uh, you know said who
did it? That we know Alex said he did it.

(28:42):
They took a dog ship and put it in a bag.
We talked about this on our Halloween special, So go
go back and watch this. Yeah, and you let it off.
I never did that, but we did play Nickane nine door,
and it's like it was a fun time. Now he's
running your hysterical like, oh my god, do you ever
throw eggs on houses?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Because I was a good kid, more personable, I imagine,
I imagine you're probably right.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Buddy, you know, and we we threw the eggs, and
I remember, like, there's just one person. We both know her,
we both worked with her, and we're like because we
we started throwing eggs around people's houses that we knew,
and I remember no, no, no. And then also we
Curtis I don't want to give his last name, because

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it's like, so the one I threw perfectly and it
hit the tree and the eggs split open, splat right
on the front window, and we're like, a fucking hilarious.
It's just like it's just you know, realistically, if someone
did that to me, I'd be fucking pissed. And then
you just come outside and you're like, I just.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
I've never had kids. I don't know. I've always had
fucking sympathy for that, Like I don't I never enjoyed
fucking up other people's property. Yeah, I'm sorry. Tom was
raised without a father figure.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
And I'm not black.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
He has no idea what uh what responsibility is? That
was an accountability. Sorry, I didn't get beat by Please
no tonight, please, I beg you.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Eggs were fun man haybail and fire trucks fire, oh,
tire fires. Something that's actually on the road that's wild.
We used to do like the like bush parties and
stuff like that. But like light and tires on fire
in the middle of the road sounds well, did you
dance around it with a headdress on? But the headdresses no?

(30:55):
Still about the other in needs the headdresses made out
of like beer cans because it's like a red Yeah,
you know, so ding ding dong ditch, So doorbell ditching,
you know in the suburbs when we had them, you know,
ring run laugh at a grubby homeowner. Except in Houston, Texas,

(31:18):
eleven year old boy never came home after one of
these pranks. The child rang the doorbell in Bolton homeo
the homeowner either paranoid or itching for action, open fire.
Gunshots come through the night, and what should have been
a harmless prank became a homicide. Police later said it
was unlikely to qualify self defense, but the damage was done.

(31:41):
Halloween always thrives on an unknown behind the door and
the Houston, But in Houston the trick was met not
with candy, but with a bullet. Imagine trying to explain
to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, So how'd you die?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Ding Dong ditch.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
You know.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
You know what, you know what I'm you know what,
I'm throwing down what fucking lunatic.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
He's sitting there, he's cleaning. This fucking guy in his
doorbell ring goes bad right through the fucking door.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I think to me, this happened, This happened not long ago.

Speaker 8 (32:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
I think we actually might get to the store. So wait,
but somebody actually did this, and it seemed like they're
fucking with this old guy. And maybe he just did
like black kids, black people, maybe he's just part of it.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
He saw walking up and he's like to pretend like
I didn't see I couldn't Jesus, so I didn't see him.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Okay, let's lay down one of these. Hopefully they can
see it. I'll just catch up with you later.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Look, because like hidden nightmares for fucking chop the rest
of his wife and damage.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
What a black.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Girls? Grab your cap.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
That's my trauma?

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Where is she? My god?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, that's sick.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Furrows from you.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
So that one was sweet. It was like a ring
TV like from the show. It was a TV like
a full screen like TV or whatever with the ring
girl and then somebody crawled through the TV, like on
a yard on a yard.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
That's unreal, that's idea.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I know, that's cool. The old rock through the window.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
What you were doing? Oh man, I'm just talking when
he's nervous.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
What it was a time, you know?

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:31):
And uh when this is how stupid I was as
a kid, right like it was I think in grade
six or six. I think, uh we we I forgot
my key. We came home for lunch and me and
my friend were hungry, you know, so you know one
of those like small little basement windows.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Yeah, we chucked a rock through it.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
And then I was too fat. Well I was bigger.
I wasn't fat at that time, but I wasn't chubby.
Thank God for drugs, because I was skinny.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
For it isn't.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
One kid called me sausage fingers when I was a kid,
to maybe kill But then uh so, uh I made
Austin go through the window and there was like a
metal shelf he stepped on and then it went and
like collapsed. And then it was all just for some
food for a half an hour lunch break because I
lived close to the school. And then my mom came

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home and she's freaked out. She freaked.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Understandably YouTube just like the like windows.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
But also there was one time I was literally was
my excuse. There was also one time that I've also
told this stor my brother, that's been the chat sometimes
when we do the live shows or whatever is uh.
We locked him out of the house. All my friends
were laughing. We like to funk with him, you know.
There was especially in like grade six and seven, there
was a bunch of us. There was like probably ten
of us or whatever, and we're just a wild bu

(36:00):
bunch of hooligans. We locked him out and then he
just punched through the window, and then we had to
lie and say that he kicked a soccer bottle at
it accidentally because he was like, don't tell them what happened.
And then years later we told them what happened, and
fair enough, all right, carry on, bilbo.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
The parents who staged a murder. If you don't weird,
big rig I got one of those.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
That's so weird. You see what happened to my green screen.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Anyways, some parents think Halloween is a perfect time to
traumatize their own children because that's like, oh, finally we
get to do this. And in Illinois, a couple of staged.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Say what that says?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Uh, Gallatia, it's like a different planet day. Yeah whatever,
I don't give a fuck with city camera because you
were like this so oh reading? Okay, where was I mister?

(37:10):
A couple of stage Michael's my Michael Myers prank. The
dad pretended to strangle the mom to death, all while
the kids watched in horror. The children bolted pounding on
the neighbor's doors, screaming that their mother has been murdered. Uh.
Those neighbors did what any kid says, so we do.
They called nine to one. Soon cops and emergency responders

(37:32):
swarmed the house, guns ready. I'd imagine imagine being the officer.
Though you arrived expecting to find a corpse, only to
discover mom giggling with fake blood on your neck. Nobody died.
Police weren't laughing, understandably. One bad move and the prank
could have ended with officers unloading their weapons all for

(37:54):
a gotcha moment, Halloween parenting at its finest, sky Kids
for life, and nearly cause the police shootout.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yah know, it would be crazy. It's like one cop,
She's like, I'm waiting for his day. I always wanting
to kill Michael Marge and he's just like fucking alone
his clips.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
When that happens is when all the other cops already
realize it's a prank. He gets here and he's like
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
I'm like yeah, yeah, you know, like uh like Farva
from Super Troopers.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, very that's kind of exactly what kind of person.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
The next person say Shenanigans, I'm gonna pistol whip, Hey, Farv,
what's that restaurant you like all the ship on the walls? Oh, Shenanigans,
and then like hand him the pistol. I fucking love
that movie. What's more classic? As we said of an egging, right,
we did it. And I was also thinking about like
the TP, like I never did that, but man as

(38:49):
I feel like more of an Americanized thing. But the TP,
like that is like it's fun when you're a kid,
but it's like, you know, when you're saying the next day,
it's some old man, you know, just like taking down
all of the toilet paper. It just you know, it's
not it's not fair.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
It gets sad. He's like his hip's gone and he
can't go on the ladder. I need to.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Beattie Mattie, we're gonna we're gonna collect all this there's
toilet paper, and we're gonna be fine. We won't have
to buy a tolet paper a month. It's like this
kid's actually me a favor.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Actually, yeah, you know what, in this economy, I wish
somebody would.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
They took all the toll paper, but now we get
it for free, so dumb I would probably have done it.
We did eggings and all sorts of ship So in Eerie, Pennsylvania,
fifteen year old thought it would be hilarious to throw
eggs at a power station. One egg ran soaked, rain, soaked,
and sticky, hit the wrong spot. Instead of a splat,

(39:58):
it was a massive electrical arc. The entire neighborhood lit
up like a horror movie finale, transformers, exploding, flames bursting
from the sky. Eight thousand people lost power in the
middle of the night for one egg shows out batter
power stature residents. I thought it was the end of

(40:19):
the world. The pranksterre thought it was just being funny.
And the damage costs thousands and the town this is
in Pennsylvania in nineteen ninety four. Uh, the town had
to scramble to repair her what a board teenager started
with a carton of eggs. Harmless prank turned into a
blackout with biblical imagery, Like it's so crazy because it's
like so five. There's another joke. It's way back on

(40:43):
the show, but you know, just tossing eggs, right, and
it's just like that would just like you're imagine like
you're just like uh huh, and it's like like, oh fuck,
like a whole eight thousand people that have power because
of your stupidity.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
That's crazy that that could physically happen. Though, Yeah, I know,
like what did you hit? Did you hit the top
of the transformer? Perfect? Like you put it inside the transformer.
That's all I could think of.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
So what are you gonna talk about? You guys talked
about something you mentioned earlier when we were trying to
get the stream.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Together with the killer clowns when they actually killed people
in Germany in twenty sixteen, during the Glover Global Killer
Clown Hysteria, one German teenager decided to join it on
the fund. Masked on, he leapt out of the shadows

(41:40):
to terrify a passerby, but instead of screams and laughter,
he got a blade in the gut. Fair enough, you
fuck off? A fourteen year old boy, already panicked by
the news cycle, the news cycle of killer clown stock
in this he thought it was real and plunge the

(42:02):
knife into the prankster. Police arrested the knife wheelder, but
the clown didn't walk away unscate either. The clown grays
craze was meant to be a cultural joke. Cultural, yes,
cultural is how was that supposed to be? No, I'm saying,
how was that supposed to be a cultural joke?

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Because it's like, uh, culture is like like things.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
It's a clown culture.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
Wells essentially, right, fucking stupid fuck off anyways, uh masked
MACHETI men menacing laugh.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
But in Germany the punchline was a stabbing And honestly,
if you dress like a clown at midnight, maybe you're
this setup for someone else's defense mechanism.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Yeah, and we can we can clearly, like like.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
I said, as soon as you jump out like that,
like fucking yeah, if you're going to get a knife
like crist right, Oh what did I say?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
You gotta put more emphathists empatheth on that put EmPATH.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
On that I'm sorry. We did a whole hour before
you fed up and maybe redo and I'm droning now
that's what we want.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
We want old Billy. We'll want offend you angry. We
want old Billy back.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
You know, read okay read motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
At a Halloween party in North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Dang, no carre now we're listening home.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
I'm glad too, that edible. At a Halloween party North Carolina,
two prank just thought they would be really cranked up,
crank up the fear factor. They burst into a Halloween
party wearing mask and brandishing fake guns uh, screaming for
wallet's most s froze until one guy tackled the robber
like he was playing a linebacker. The prankster hit the

(44:08):
ground hard, broken arm, concussion, blood everywhere. Later, instead of laughed,
the prank ended up in a courtroom. The prankster sued,
claiming negligence and emotional distress. What a little fucking bitch.
Nothing screams Halloween fun like months of legal filings and
a cast for your arm. Rule of the story, if

(44:29):
you fake a felony, don't be surprised when the world
responds with real violence and lawyers That sounds like a
quote from the left. Yeah, that's a little bitch.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Move man, Like that is such a bitch move.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Though you scared somebody, that's the p and then they
tackled you, and then you sued, like what a little
Here we go going to Canada.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Canadian and the French Canadian? Is that Canadian? That's a
Adian culture. Canadian Montreal, twenty twenty two.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Doing your best best French accent.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
We we did the begetting the fromage Canadian.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Listen listen. I was like, who the fuck text me is? Chelsea?
She's like, do you know where the pepper is? I
can't find it? Never mind I found it in the fridge,
so I must have high last night.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
You did so, dumb homeowner.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Doing a French accent.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
No you fucking cut me off. No, I don't care anymore.
Cut me. I know a Kadian are not the same culture.
I'm joking. I'm dating one, for fox sakes. My girlfriend's
a Kadian.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
You're a gay. But anyway, French accent a Canadian.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I gotta read. I gotta redo this. I got Oh,
we forget lifromage. A Canadian hormowner decided to get ultra
realistic with the declarations of I can't do that hanging

(46:21):
from a news on the porch. Neighbors thought it was
real suicide. Some were horrified, others outraged. Calls to police
poured in when officer. When officers arrived, they found a
very convincing dummy, no crime, but the community was split.
Was a free expression or was it crossing the line
of the public traumatic bak. Some neighbors swore it was

(46:45):
quote unquote art. Others said their children were scared for
their life. That's a fun conversation. Every Halloween has its
share of skeletons and tombstones, but this was a reminder
of the line between like prop and body is thinner?

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Give me a break? Like it's Halloween, man, Like I
always think like whatever you wan do?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Some kids.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Like did you ever see that prop of like that
someone that really cool stranger things Halloween prop? And it
was like the chick in the air floating disappears, it's
a toilet now, sorry, Cords, this is why you destroy
your equipment. This is what happens.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
But you tell me to buy the wrong things and
then they.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Und he broke his own mic stand.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
This is what I don't break. Fucking ship he told
me to order bullshit that didn't fit with other ship
it did, so I made it fit and it broke No.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
He snapped it. It was live on camera. What was
I saying? Something about some.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
But that that that that like that uh that like
uh yeah, God.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Damn it, there's that that that stranger things prop and
it's like yeah, and it's heart like floating in the
air or whatever. And the neighbors told it to take
it down, and I'm like, funk off, what are you

(48:32):
doing your properties?

Speaker 4 (48:33):
You're like, it's yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Everyone's not being a little bitches insensitive. I grew up
in the nineties. We said a lot of stuff that
we shouldn't, but we did, and we didn't mind. I
had in my basement. I had a huge picture and
permanent marker on the wall of Hitler's face. And then
my friends drew a massive dick and it was coming
on Hitler's face and they're swasty because everywhere because my

(48:56):
mom said my mom said that we could. We're gonna
paint the the basement so it didn't matter. And then
my grandma I told you the story. My grandma came
down and she was very upset that there were swastikas
everywhere with a massive like a dick. I'm saying, like
this big on the wall, coming on a huge picture
of Hitler. And this is when I was twelve. This

(49:19):
is the world I grew up in. We weren't offended
by anything.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
It's not okay, buddy, carry I think it's totally fine.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
How was that not fine?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
I mean, like you made your grandma look, she came
down the basement.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
That was my fault that she came down to the wreck.
It's my house. My mom said, we doesn't have and
she said it doesn't matter. They're gonna We're gonna paint
it anyway. So me and my friends proceeded to draw
over it in permanent marker.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
And if a lot of that was swastika, is, I know,
hurt grandma's feelings. I remember her.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Freak out, like if your grandfather say this, let little
did he know that they may have been the good guys.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Little did he know.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
What the fuck commas? So in Missouri, a haunted house
actor went for realism the gimmick a noose around his neck,
the neck, you know, simulating like a hanging, uh, you know,
and and the the prop malfunction that I've actually heard

(50:31):
this happen in a live play too, or something like that.
The rope tightened for real. Guest thought it was part
of the act until the actor started turning blue. Luckily
workers cut them down before the haunt became a little
like a snuff show. And then Osha later reminded the
attractions or minor attractions never used actual like ligatures. Some

(50:55):
pretty darkly poetic about it. You get paid minimum wage
to scream boo at teenagers and then you nearly die
doing the thing you were hired for to look dead right? Yeah,
this is in twenty eleven. You know where the Halloween
mask came from.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Originally you can carry on with that because and again
I don't want to hear any fucking flocks because of
your bullshit at the beginning. Your bullshit at the beginning.
Now I have to pee.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
I have to pee too. I'll find some fun things
to talk about while we do this here. What else
do I have? I have many things? Bin Laden died
in two thousand and one. Did you know that? Did
you know that? Fid lower loads? So what do we

(51:43):
what are we going with? There is historical links between
asam bin Lan's business interests and those of Bush. The
Bush family on September fifteenth received the following message from
Professor John Medzigger of Michigan State. We should visit the
history of of the BCCI, a bank used by the

(52:03):
legendary Palestinian terrorists known as Abdul Nadal. The BCCI was
closely tied to American and Pakistani intelligence. I didn't know
Pakistan's had any intelligence is Its clients included the Afghan
rebels and the brother of Osam bin Laden Salem. That's
but it was probably Salom. But it's about the same

(52:24):
way Assulum. Salom bin Laden named uh Houston investor broker
James R. Bath as his business representative in Texas right
after George Bush's father became a CIA director in nineteen
six seventy six, and by nineteen seventy seven, Bath invested
fifty thousand dollars into Juniors, you know bush Juniors first

(52:48):
business venture. I guess while samb Bin Laden would soon
become a CIA asset, where am I? George B. W.
Bush's FBI director Robert Moler, was part of the just
Department's questionable investigation of the b c c I and
the Ben Lawdens and Bushes. See the book's outlaw in

(53:09):
a full service. Further details of the business and financial
relationship between the bush Is and beIN Lawden and the
family have been found by Peter Bruton. In nineteen ninety two,
the mafia CI and George Bush coincidentally was founded by Pakistan. Okay,
there's we're talking about how that Sambin Lauden died in
two thousand and one. There'll be an episode was like.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
What are you reading? I'm looking like, how much did
I this?

Speaker 5 (53:39):
I want you? I want you to I'm gonna pee now,
and you look up a fun fact? Just you have
so many.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
I don't know what you did see? Okay, because I
had a lot of fun facts and then a lot
of them have fun facts of the day. We're gonna
read Google. Screw it. Elephants are unable to jump. That's
kind of cool. Octopuses have three hearts. Peanuts aren't what

(54:11):
do you mean? Peanuts aren't nuts? Peanuts aren't technically nuts?
What So if you have a peanut allergy, you don't
have a nut allergy. That's worth the Google. If you
have a peanut allergy, do you think it is? Are

(54:41):
you allergic to nuts. Hah, that fox me up. So yeah,
so all those fuckers saying they have a fucking nut allergy,

(55:04):
the peanut allergy. Yeah, that's that's what I was just reading.
That kind of blows my fucking mind. Honestly, Hey, Tom,
did you find a fun fact? If you have a
peanut allergy, you have a wet.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Allergy, vaccine allergy.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Don't say it again, Try again.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
If you have a peanut allergy, you have a wet allergy.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Penis kind of you're fucking gay. I just actually do
the first time in my life this could be a
gap of knowledge hardcore on me. I didn't know that
wasn't a nut.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
It's a legume. You fucking retire.

Speaker 9 (55:40):
Yeah, I am apparently. I just saw that now and
I was like, oh Net. I was like, so now
I'm curious of like, if you have well all allergynalgy,
nut allergy.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Yeah, all all allergies, you know, all allergies. Yes, a
geez and autism come from.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
He said, yes, that's exactly I said.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
It's overlapped with the sam Hayne rituals. So Irish pagans
mixed it. Oh yeah, yeah, they created masks of demons
and witches to mock the Jews. All Hallows Eve is
just an evening of one days of all hallow Tide. Yeah, yeah,
we're gonna be That's kind of what we're gonna be
doing for the Halloween special. There's it's a big, big

(56:31):
overview of like occultism in the Halloween that will be
on Sunday Sunday. Sunday Sunday, October twenty six. There be There,
Be there. Yes, Halloween is a Christian holiday. Billy will
be there, Aaron will be there. For the first time
Aaron's been on live specials. He's never been on an

(56:51):
actual big Halloween episode.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Oh, I know we're gonna have an awesome Halloween episode
with no timeline. But just so you know, I got
about twenty minutes left here.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Oh do you you're gonna stay all night? Man, that's
what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Oh, I got a bet a twenty minute time. I
was lying.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
He's lying, and you're going.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Everybody, I haven't eaten. I don't give ah, this is
your life.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
You're stuck in here with me.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
No it isn't.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
I haven't eaten either. You're stuck in here with me.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Now, you did the Missouri guy.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Right, yes, now, you're onto dangling dummies.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Oh dude, you're dangling dummy.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Billy doesn't need to eat A family.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
A family in North Carolina tried to dangle from the roof.
He tried a dangling from the roof stunt, suspending a
dummy dressed like a person who slipped off the roof.
Neighbors freaked the fuck out. They called nine on one,
uh and fire crews show up with ladders expecting a
real person. Go fucking figure, it wasn't. They realized it
was a prank. It didn't kill anyone, but it's a

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great example of public emergency resources can get hijacked by
a gang, a gag gone too far, now fuck off,
hijacked like like that fire I drive. I have a
fire department right there, and they're wonderful people and they're amazing.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
I drive a fire truck.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Okay, they do. They do so much good work when
they're needed in the city like this are needed very scarcely,
so I don't think. I think since I've lived here,
which has been over a year, I've seen the trucks
not at the station twice.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
You know, it's crazy. I'm surprised because they are lighting
a bunch of fires out east.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
But while they're too far, the fire trucks can't do
much abouts.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
They're all getting to a fire not next to We
live down the street from a a fire department, you know.
They their department is based in fire and we hear
their trucks all the time because people are retarded in
Canada and they're probably letting their houses on fire. Who knows?

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Or God? I hate kick? Why are we even on kick? Tapping?
Gotcha for life? Whatever the fuck that is? All these
fucking Indian scam I was like, nobody. Kick is a
new platform, but they're pretty uncensored right now, so hopefully
that works out. Some pranksters put a dummy on a

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front lawn with legs sticking out, painted uh with blood baby,
you know, to stage like a whoor accident neighbors yard,
which I actually debated on doing.

Speaker 8 (59:38):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Neighbors believe someone has been maybe shredded by their law
and more like it's Halloween. People get with it. They
call emergency services, the police you know in the units
roll up expecting a real victim, only later to realize
it's a dummy. Same as the other ones that we've
kind of talked about, is like, oh, somebody died here,
but it's actually a joke. If it's in the month

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of October or April, you know, April fools, you should
probably like tone her down a bit, like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
It's think think for a minute, and maybe I.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Was always picture like an old lady, right, the old
ladies have been scammed, have like billions of dollars from
the Indians.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
He's like, they're just like helpless. They don't understand. He's like,
you must redeem, you must redeem, you know, and she's like,
I have to redeem your That was like French or something.
You must redeem, redeem or deem.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
She's like, okay, I was, I was. You need to
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
No, do an old lady? Do an old lady being
scammed from an Indian at all?

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
At all?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
I am from Canada.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
I need to do a redeem your card. Oh Brendan,
I'm from Brendon, you know, from Brampton.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
Brampton's I don't want I'm sure you know about this,
but Brampton's got a lot of those those those those
really really bad people there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
You're talking about the coming.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
To what.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Monkeys, the big monkys, No young monkeys.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Brampton's the white people. Yeah we hate the white people.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
No, no, we like the white people. It's going back quick.
What's the next door?

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I was waiting? You do is lower your voice slightly?

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Fucking old lady?

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
That sounds like it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
What do you want, crazy cat woman? What's the next
old funk? What's what? Am I own? Chainsaws? Teacher brings
a real chainsaw to class, a real chainsaw, like there's
all these fake chainsaws, like there is I understand, but
this is fucking dumb. In ten Halloween pranks that went

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horribly wrong, they mentioned a teacher bringing Oh okay, if
he started it for real and tried to scare him,
that's okay, that's not cool. There's a mention of a
teacher bursting into a class with a real or very
real looking chainsaw to scare students, leading to legal complaints
and trauma. Imagine the liability schools, terrified kids, lawsuits, perfect

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for horror obscurdity, jet presumption their jet's position. But what
what did he do? He walked into a fucking scar
classroom and he started a chainsaw And they don't even
know if it was real or not. He was getting sued.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
I told that story that one time it was his kid.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
States everything, it was my it was.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
My buddy's birthday. Well he was my buddy's brother in
law or whatever. We were young, probably like great six
or seven, and uh, you would you would know who
I'm talking about, at least of my buddy, my buddy
Christian or what. But like, so we used to this

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kid name was Aiden, and we used to call him Aids.
That's how funny we called him Aids. Yeah, and then
and then so it was his birthday and on his
birthday it was fuck with him. And my buddy's older
brother was in the room next to us, and we're
all like singing on the bed. I don't know, I
don't think we're smoking weird. I think we're just like

(01:03:31):
joking around doing ship. And then we're like, yo, look
through that hole. And there's a hole drill through the
wall from my buddy's room to his brother's room. And
I'm not it's not like a glory hole. Don't worry.
It's like a little like like drill hole. And we're like,
look through the hole. And then all this smoke.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Nobody was thinking that was a glory hole.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Someone think that it was.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
On your brother jerking. Oh no, there's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
There's a hole that goes through like the like a
tiny little drill hole, like it's really hard to eat. Yeah,
And they were like, yo, look through the hole. And
then his older brother smoke, right this kid's we'd smoke
and he's like oh fuck. Then and then later on
this is where it gets too somewhere with the chet

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would well you know, you never know, you know, And
then uh, he comes in the room later and we're
all like laughing, we're chilling, we're doing something. Maybe we're smoking.
I don't think we're smoking. We may have a couple
of drinks. And we're young fucking around. And then we
here in the next room like a chainsaw start and
we're like, what the fuck is that? And then he

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kicks open the door with a hockey mask on, not
at Jason hockey mask, but the eighties style, like you
know what I mean, and and he like like like
the Griswold, oh you know off the National Lampoons, kicks
down the door and I don't know if it I
don't even I don't remember if it had the chain
on it or if the chain wasn't there, but he

(01:05:02):
revved it at this kid and uh that we called
Aids and he almost he almost peed his pants. He
was freaking out. And it's very funny. But they did
the same buddies brother that threw axes at us and
stuff like that. It was fucked like my body's like
duck and he threw a fucking act. Yeah, it's fun times.
Who I grew up in a crazy time. Man. It

(01:05:23):
was Canada in the nineties, Where do you want? What
do you want for me? Early two thousands?

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
It wasn't Canada in the nineties and the two thousands.
It's you being a fucking nut job. This was like
my friends, I said, hanging around another nut job.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
I think I was just Canada man, fair enough. You know,
white people fun at each other starting to change us,
though not strictly Halloween. It's a prank gone horrific that
works in any you know, scare for views. The mona Lisa,
what a name, Presley, pres Preses, praises sure nine, agreed

(01:06:00):
to pres Oh, she's She's a Mexican. It builds characters.
See Billy agrees to shoot a single bullet into a
hardcovered encyclopedia held by her boyfriend. Believe in the book
would stop the bullet. That's where you're fucking wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Man, What a dumb he He did a thick book.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Like trust me, trust me, we're soundly encyclopedias. Don't worry,
We're fine. These encyclopedias. You know they're gonna be good,
you know. And he's like holding it up, and then
the bullet goes in. Yeah, he died. She was charged
with second degree manslaughter. The case is especially dark because
it's not just shocking, Uh, it's warped logic of virtual culture,

(01:06:44):
consent and stupidity. All right, Billy last more than we're
gonna get to her outro, And you still have fifteen minutes.
Someone said, seven oh seven is when you're sputting at
seven to fifteen minutes. That's totally wrong. You still have
ten minutes. Someone in the chat lock in.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
Seven oh seven. Yes, is that what that was? Yes?
I just saw oh seven. I thought he was talking
about double o seven but missed something.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Prank met a prank Empire of Harassments Canada and US
twenty nine to twenty eleven final case, the teen who
pranked himself to death doesn't make sense, all right, let's
figure it out. In the late nineties, in North Carolina,
a seventeen year old boy decided to pull what he

(01:07:36):
thought would be the ultimate Halloween prank on his sister.
He wanted to stage his own hanging in the front yard,
so he grabbed the noose, rigged it up, stepped into position,
and prepared to give her the freight of her life.
But pranks rely on timing, and his timing was you

(01:07:59):
are are a slut. Uh fuck you, Tom. But it
is timing chang fuck you. But pranks were lying timing,
and his timing was fatal. The not tightened gravity took over,
and what was supposed to be a screaming giggle scare
became a slow and very real strangulation. Neighbors walked by

(01:08:21):
thought it was a decoration, another body hanging from the
tree for his spooky effect. His sister didn't realize it
was real either. By the time anyone noticed that the
quote unquote dummy was actually her brother, it was way
far too late. It's the most chilling of all the
prank stories because the prankster himself became the victim. The
teenager so committed to the gag that he literally played

(01:08:44):
the part of the corpse and tragically he fucking nailed it. Yeah,
so crazy, dude, So just a quick slip and that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
You never as why you don't like realistically do it?
You have like a bungee cord that would probably be
a good idea, you know what I mean? She's such
a dumb So what do we learn, folks? Halloween pranks
are like playing Russian Roulette with a whoope cushion. One
second it's candy and laughter, the next it's lawsuits, bullet

(01:09:18):
wounds and funerals, very awkward eulogies. He allows my brother
he thought he was playing a prank, but now he's
dead from hay ride tractors flattening kids to doorbell that
is turning into moorder scenes and clowns getting stabbed. The
poor bastard who hanged himself hung himself hanging himself to

(01:09:41):
try to get a laugh out of his sister. That
goes on at least six years of the show of English.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
For that one's so annoying. I still don't agree.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Halloween proves that reality has darker, darker sense of humor
than any prankster could ever uh. That's why we love it.
And now beyond the masks, under the candy wrappers, under
the fake blood, in the fog machines, Halloween is the
one night of here when you know death walks hand
in hand with laughter. So keep your tricks safe, keep

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your treats close, and for God's sake, doesn't shake your
noose before you decide to scare your family. So does
Billy have a gay fact of the day? I do
wow for once? All right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Shut off for always.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
I always skipped last time, your piece of shit.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
No. I skipped last time because we were talking at
a fucking terrible thing and they didn't want to end
it with a fun one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
Well, some people think it's fake and he's still alive somewhere,
so isn't that terrible?

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Okay, all right, it's time for God have to do
some goddamn.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
Editing on this episode.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
But that day, all right, carry on, m dude, you
know elephants can't jump. I did that. I did it
earlier today. But actually there's one. There's one that I
do enjoy is that cows actually have best friends. They

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pick a best friend and they have a best friend.
That's cute. Apparently that's what they say.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
They know, No, that's bullshit.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
How would they know that cow's best friends? They're social
animals with strong friendship. Studies are shown that cows are
best friends and they get stressed a ship when they're separated.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
How they know? How do you know that cow is
the best friend?

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Billy colls their best friends best friend? How do you know?
Let me find one second.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Second you have still six mins?

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
I just I just trusted the source. How do we
know Google's my friend?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
How do you cows be investigated?

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Cow like a dog? They do group up amongst themselves.
Do you know this personally? Uncle Semi?

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
How do we know this? Cows have best friends? We
know how cows? We know cows have best friends because
scientific research so they form close social bonds and being
a preferred partner significantly reduces their stress, indicating their lower
heart rates, lower agitation compared to being with strained And.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Then we slaughtered them and send them into these fucking
factory farms. Are terrible?

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Is so good?

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
I'm a vegetarian man. Good imagine you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Can't get over Sorry, I'd stop beating pork. I stop
beating pigs because the pigs are good boys. But like,
I don't think I could stop eating steak.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Steak is good. Uh. I just I just made laughing that.
I was like, imagine like a cow, right, they're about
to go slader? No, not Gary's like, why is Betsy
getting all like riled up right now? It's like Gary
was his lover.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
He was black below the waist, right, because you're white
and black.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
I'm fucking starving, buddy. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
M I'm I'm forcing it. You're you're you're trapped in
here with me. I'm not trapped in here with you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
All right, Well I'm a big X button here.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Philly's done. Do you have any special thoughts? Read this
last chat if you want.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
If you have two hundred head of cattle, you will
have like seven to fifteen groups that will hang with themselves,
even even help look after each other's cat.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
That's cool. They smoke the community. They smoke cigarettes with
each other and slick their hair bag.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
You have the smoker group in the nerdies and the
emos cows are over there cutting their wrists and we're
gonna die anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
That's a good joke. Actually, all right, everybody support the show.
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Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
This guy don't.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Yes, So yeah, I just just you know, well, we're
going any season. Twenty sixth of October, I think is
a Sunday, we'll be that's when we're doing the live show,
but we'll be doing some other stuff. It's all Halloween now,
it's all we're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Now, you know, all Halloween, all day, every day, all night,
pumpkins lattes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Someone wants me to sit on a pumpkins. I might
do that this year. We'll see if that happens. Yeah,
you got You missed everything, man, I miss Billy's fun fast.
You missed everything over scroll back, running back, running back,
and see all the technical difficulties we had. Everybody. I
love you guys, definitely support the show. Love you, Bye

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bye