January 20, 2025 • 46 mins
Ever wondered how a chilling encounter at a cemetery could spark a lifelong fascination with the supernatural? Melissa and Carissa invite you to join their candid exploration of Melissa's world, where ghostly adventures and peculiar habits collide in the most entertaining ways. From dreaming of paranormal escapades at Waverly Hills and the Winchester House to hilarious tales of receiving the best (and worst) pickup lines, you'll find that Melissa's life is anything but ordinary. You'll also laugh out loud at her quirky need to sniff everything before a bite and the unforgettable bowling alley escapade involving a fishbowl-sized Mai Tai.
But it’s not all about the laughter; Melissa and Carissa dive into whimsical what-ifs involving ghost hauntings and alien encounters, revealing their mischievous imaginations. Expect a blend of humor and introspection as they share secret habits, ponder life after death, and reflect on childhood fears and family losses. These stories are sprinkled with discussions about whether to master a single skill or dabble in many, alongside memorable psychic readings and podcast favorites.
To wrap things up, the duo reflects on the bonds of friendship and the universe's influence on their lives. Whether reminiscing about the past or humorously confronting the realities of aging, Melissa and Carissa's stories are a testament to shared experiences and the joys of companionship. With playful nods to astrology and an unforgettable ghost hunt in Missouri, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter, reminding us all that the journey is just as important as the destination.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good evening, everyone.
It's your host, melissa atStrange, strange Beyond Insane,
and tonight we have our co-hostback.
Hey everyone, it's Carissa, andtonight our episode is 30
questions to get to know Melissabetter.
Uh oh, aw snap.
Uh oh.
Should we just dive right in?
(00:22):
Whatever you want to do?
Girl, this is yours, alright,let's see.
Should we just dive right inWhatever you want to do?
Girl, this is yours, all right,let's see.
Well, let's just get to what weknow and love the most.
What is the scariest or craziestthing that's happened to you?
Paranormal?
Well, it was what I talkedabout a couple years with you on
here, but now it would have tobe that eye incident after the
(00:46):
cemetery.
Yeah, that Mothman.
I call it a Mothman Prophecy.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah, because it happenedlike a week after.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah, so I would say SouthPioneer, dryden Cemetery, yeah,
and we've had such good luckthere.
I know there's always somethingthere, always Like, if you get
(01:10):
a chance or if you live by what?
Lapeer Michigan?
Yeah, it's like Lapeer County.
Yeah, lapeer County, it'sdefinitely a cemetery to go
check out.
It's our like little hidden gem, so don't tell too many people.
Well, you just did, I know, butwe've talked about it on here
so many times, yeah, so tell mea destination you want to go to.
(01:37):
I want to go to Waverly Hills.
You definitely need to go.
We were talking about rentingit out for two nights.
Yeah, and I would definitely.
I want to go back.
We were talking about rentingit out for two nights yeah, and
I would definitely.
I want to go back.
And then I got pregnantCongratulations.
I'm going to be an auntie.
Everyone I could have went inJune, but the baby might be here
(02:01):
In June.
So now you're waiting too bitch.
If she fucking goes without meagain, she'll never be on this
podcast again because she willdisappear.
You will see her on milkcartons and she'll have my body
buried horizontally with.
No, I'm going to have yourashes.
(02:21):
Oh, you're going to have myashes.
Just a little bit.
I got a pile of dirt.
She went without me for thelast time.
Okay, so Waverly Hills I'vealways wanted to go.
Okay, is this a multi-question?
No because do you want to dothree things on your bucket list
?
Would that be one of them?
Yes, okay, so do three of yourbucket list destinations
(02:45):
Winchester, okay House and CecilHotel that would be cool to go
to.
Let's see what was the bestpickup line ever used on you, do
you remember?
One Doesn't have to be.
(03:05):
It would be Tori, this blackguy that used to work for my
brother.
Uh-huh, okay, and this is not aracist thing, so don't take it
like that.
I hope our listeners are notthat fucking sensitive.
You cannot be that sensitive ifyou listen to this podcast.
But anyways, I was complainingbecause I gained a few pounds.
(03:26):
This was years ago and Ithought I was fat then and I was
like Tori was making commentsto me and he knew I was married
to Paul, but he just alwaysfucked with me and he was like
no girl, no girl, you're not fat.
You know, when I look at you, Isee a full, beautiful young
woman.
I shit, I can tell you likemeat and potatoes and I was like
that's a compliment.
(03:47):
I actually had a guy come up tothe bar to me one time and was
like are you tired?
Oh, jesus christ.
I was like get come up with abetter one.
You're like you won't be.
This is the same guy that alsotold me he had to drain his
snake, so he wants to say thatwas thanks for the free drinks.
(04:11):
Dude so if he, had to drain hissnake.
He was probably about this thinpencil dick.
Oh my god.
What is the strangest thingabout yourself?
One thing yeah, oh my god.
What is the strangest thingabout yourself?
One thing yeah, I like toscratch my belly button and
(04:32):
sniff it.
No, I'm just kidding my weirdobsession.
One weird thing about myselfyeah, okay, I have to smell
everything before I eat it.
Okay, fair, especially milk.
I have to smell milk before Ipour it.
Okay, fair, especially milk.
I have to smell milk before Ipour it.
Have you ever tasted sour milk,girl?
I know, sorry, you're pregnant,alright.
Next question these fuckingkids that used to leave their
(04:56):
sippy cups in their mom's cars,ryder, vinny, sam's kids' cars.
Oh my god, it gets chunky.
Like cottage cheese, oh, allright.
Next question Okay, weirdestthing you've ever done in public
?
Oh God, I mean streaking.
Yeah, no, okay, I gotta tellthis story.
(05:17):
All right, I thought I wasbeing cute after we used to bowl
at Rose Bowl and we used to getthese.
I wasn't even 21 yet we used toget the.
Is that Mai Tais?
Yeah, I think it was Mai Tais.
They used to come in a fishbowl, okay, so we'd just get
fucking hammered.
And I was thinking I was cuteand I went out by these rose
bushes and I was pretending likeI was going down the stairs and
(05:40):
I was like, because I was like,because I was peeing, and I
went frontwards, I hit my headon the brick and then I came
back and laid into thorn bushes,like pretty much naked, my
cooters, just like spread eagle,because I thought I was being
funny.
So, yes, that was in public, itwas a big league night.
Thursday night.
(06:01):
I would hit the bowling alley.
Go ahead, it hurt.
I won't do that again.
Describe yourself in only threewords Witty, yes, funny.
Yes, very bitchy Can be.
(06:22):
Yes, very bitchy Can be.
You got a soft spot, all right,good question If you had a
superpower, but it only workedon your worst enemy.
What would it be?
Um Ooh, to get inside theirhead and judge themselves the
(06:49):
way they judge others and can'tstop.
I was gonna say truth serum, solike people would actually know
how fucking shady they are.
There you go.
I like that too.
Yeah, if you were a ghost, howwould you haunt people?
How would a ghost haunt people?
I would haunt them in the mostvulnerable situations, because
(07:12):
I'm such a bitch In the bathroomtaking a shit In the bathroom
when they're making love, oh God, when they're doing their
makeup, I'd be in their ear.
You look fucking ugly, thatmakeup's not going to help you.
I'm just in their ear.
You look fucking ugly, thatmakeup's not gonna help you.
I'm just kidding.
Definitely in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Hey, I'm boring.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm like I'd move items, or like mess with the
radio, or Not me.
I know You're a mean ghost,you're a mean goal.
You should come over with asong, describe your perfect
alien abduction.
Oh hell yeah.
(07:52):
All right, my perfect alienabduction would be in front of
her.
People like Carissa here, thatare scared of aliens.
Did you get a new tattoo?
No, it's temporary.
Oh, wow, that looks real, butthis is what I want to get.
I've been wanting to get aghost, so is this what we're
doing?
I want to get one that doesthis.
(08:12):
Is this what we're doing?
You guys, we have a squirrelmoment.
I'm sorry.
Okay, so it would be in frontof people that are really scared
in public, over the water, andit would be like remember the
movie powder?
No, the guy, the guy is he'snot an alien the guy that got,
uh, hit by lightning.
When I tell everybody how mysight is, and they're like oh,
(08:33):
is that natural?
Like I got struck by lightning.
But I would be like over water,like marvel style, like, and
it'd have to be me up.
It'd have to be in front ofpeople like you, because you
would just die of a heart attack.
Yeah, there's like no perfectscenario for me.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
She is Leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She is horrified of alien abduction.
Yeah, yeah, she goes alienhunting with me.
Makes no sense.
What do you secretly do when noone is around?
Oh, how are we going to get?
It's your podcast.
Well, what do I secretly dowhen no one's around?
(09:17):
Mm-hmm, try to find the mostwildest conspiracies ever.
Yeah, I pee in the shower.
You pee in the shower.
Yeah, it's actually supposed tohelp with, like, athlete's feet
and stuff.
What a dirty bitch.
I know, right, but I do.
When no one's around, she peesin the shower.
(09:38):
She gives the shower a goldenshower, all right.
What do you think happens whenwe die?
Oh, I got a lot of theories.
Okay, so I believe you.
Obviously, your soul never dies.
I think a lot of people arereincarnated.
(09:59):
I think you sometimes come backas birth and when you're born,
you forget, like.
You're crying when you're bornbecause you just remembered you
left your old life and now youhave a new one, and then you
forget.
I think, like, and I also think, but save your answers because
(10:20):
I'm going to turn around and askyou.
But I also think too.
It's like a flip book.
You have to go through yourlife.
Yes, yes, girl, yes, when youcan't sleep at night, what keeps
you up?
Oh, jesus Christ.
Well, okay, everything rightnow.
Well, yeah, what keeps me up?
(10:40):
Fucking TikTok, thank God,tiktok is back.
Oh, hallelujah, thank you.
Oh, and peeing every hour?
Yeah, any childhood fears,childhood fears, yeah, my fear
was always everybody around medying, and now that it's pretty
(11:01):
much.
I mean, I have such a smallfamily now, but that comes back,
like when I just found out ourcousin Carol passed away, and
like when me and my brother weretalking about it, like I just
remember my mom always sayinglike, look around, like when you
get older, these people aren'tgoing to be there.
And then you live it and you'relike, Think about it this way
Like one day one of us is goingto live without the other.
(11:23):
I know, and I don't want thatday to ever come.
Oh, my God, you're getting usall teared up and emotional,
fucking pregnant and shit, jesus.
Anyways, would you rather be anexpert on one thing or good at
many things?
Good at many things?
Hands down, yep, all right.
Best psychic reading you everhad and was a trick With you at
(11:47):
the Ohio Reformatory Mm-hmm, shehad a good reading and he was
reading me off of her because hethought my buddy Matt Newford.
Well, okay, first of all, mattNewford's still a fucking
hornball, okay, yeah, and he wasprobably sniffing around her
Because she's blonde and haspurple in her hair and he
probably got a fucking heart on.
(12:07):
So that's why the guy seen himAround me.
But it was for you, because hethought it was like your old
boyfriend or something Right,but it was for you.
I was like, no, that's new foryou, because he goes.
Who's the guy?
He's good looking, but he's gotbig ears, he goes, and he died
from an OD.
Yep, he told me everythingabout my cousin.
He knew this tattoo and I had along.
Remember I had a hoodie, I hadmy Evanescence hoodie.
(12:29):
Oh, my god, everything he toldme was fucking true.
That was insane.
That was.
He was from Naples, thirdgeneration psychic.
Not Naples, florida, naples,italy, right, yeah.
So what is your favorite podcastBesides?
Obviously, actually, I have alot on here.
(12:50):
Let me show you.
Okay, well, I do like theHaunted.
Is it the Haunted Mitten?
I met Jessica a couple yearsago.
I always, me and you used tolisten to theirs.
Yep, all the time when we'd beon the road.
Yeah, like um, tinfoil hats, Ithink.
(13:10):
Uh, I like lore.
Um, there's a lot of crime,ones that I like.
The problem with a lot ofpodcasts that I stop loving
their content is that it's thesame fucking shit all the time
and it's gets draining, and I'mjust like you, kind of zone out
a bit.
That's why I have this sodifferent I like.
(13:33):
That's why we do all kinds ofrandom shit correct, because it
gets keeps people's attention.
Yep, absolutely all right.
If you were president, what'sthe first thing you would change
?
If I was president, the firstthing that I would change is the
insurance policies, healthcoverage, dental ways for and
(13:58):
I'm not just saying this becauseI'm a child now, but I've been
saying for years that they needto come up with more jobs for
moms that don't require fuckingcollege and daycare.
Not not everybody.
Most jobs you can do withoutcollege.
Absolutely I would create morejobs.
Um, I would take all thefucking houses that sit because
(14:19):
they keep building houses.
You can put homeless people,make a program for them to work
and to live.
You can put multiple people inthese homes and just sit there,
like I think it's such a goodidea to take these old malls and
make them into senior livingcenters.
Yeah, have a hair salon, have aMcDonald's yeah, you have all
(14:40):
these things for them to go do,and then some of the stores get
converted into the apartments.
Yeah, yeah, that, yeah, yeah,that's really well.
The problem is, though, is thatthere's such a shortage of
workers for senior places andnursing homes.
Well, maybe we need to have adaycare in that senior nursing
home.
I think the mall canaccommodate there.
(15:03):
You go, alright.
If you had to live in anothertime period, what would you
choose?
I would go back to the early90s, like late 80s, early 90s,
okay and live through older,because I was born in 88, so, by
the time 98 came, I was 10.
Right, so I would be like ateenager.
Yep, oh, fuck, yeah, okay, goahead.
(15:25):
What is your survival planduring the zombie apocalypse?
Okay, so Paula and I havealready talked.
We're just staying at our houseand we're fucking fighting
until the end, because we'regreedy and we're not giving up
our house, everything we workedfor patch up the windows, target
practice Rocks too.
(15:46):
Just hit them in the head.
Yeah, I'm not going nowhere.
There's nowhere you can go thatyou're gonna stay safe forever.
Right, you go up to the woods,but that only lasts for so long.
Yeah, yes, I'm fighting tillthe end.
I'm going to war.
Baby spirit animal.
(16:08):
And why?
Oh, there's so many that I have, but if I had to be, if I had
to pick one, it would be an owl.
Yeah, why is that?
Because they're so mysterious,they're beautiful, they're
intelligent and they strikewithout you even hearing, like
you can't even hear them.
They're stealth, they're verystealthy.
(16:30):
They're so pretty.
If a song played every time youentered a room, what would it be
?
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover.
It would be hell yeah, brother,bull Polka, there you go.
No, it would be probablysomething like old 90s rap with
(16:52):
Trick Nasty, yeah, karina, likereal nasty.
Oh, hello, baby, that's Utica,I know.
All right, are you young atheart or have an old soul?
I don't know.
I've been told both.
Mm-hmm.
I think I'm like 50-50.
Do you?
I think I'm like reallyimmature, childlike, but then I
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also think I'm like really wiseold soul.
On certain things I think I'm acombo.
What do you think?
I think you're more of an oldsoul like me.
Really I do.
I think back in the day youwere Janis Joplin and I would be
I don't know Janis Joplin, andI would be.
(17:36):
I'm trying to think who wouldyou be?
You'd be like the Dancing Queen, like ABBA or something.
Dancing Queen, only 17.
Alright, I know this, but what'syour zodiac sign?
Okay, so I am a Virgo, libra.
I'm the 21st, so I'm actually acusp Right, but I'm definitely
(18:00):
more Libra than I am.
Virgo, you and my son?
Well, he's straight Virgo.
He's a straight Virgo and he'sa man, and Virgo men are fucking
tough.
They could be assholes.
Not my son.
I love to pick at him.
No, you don't dude, he does itright back to me though.
Yes, he does.
He's mean, but he's so cute, hewas so sweet the other day,
(18:23):
though he was, I know.
Then he probably went home andwas a turd to you, of course
good, wise, I know.
Then he probably went home andwas a turd to you, of course
Good.
Are you a superstitious person?
Yes, what is like your biggestsuperstition?
I am a very superstitious onhow the universe works and I am
(18:48):
so big on talking to theuniverse.
What you put out is what youget.
Yep, I agree.
What?
Yeah, I can tell you about mykarma jar.
We know about our karma jarsthat we made.
No, my new one that I made onthe full moon in August.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I asked to get pregnantbefore 2025.
Aw, and it happened.
(19:09):
I asked for a lot of things andit all happened and you've got
to do it a certain way.
So next time we're doing one.
Yeah, some people pray to God,like being universal, spiritual,
like spirituality, likeuniversal person.
You do believe in God too, butyou're more centered and it's a
bigger picture.
Yes, absolutely, it's the samething.
(19:30):
Yep, yeah, so I'm superstitious.
So am I?
Yeah, best Halloween costumethat I've ever had?
Yep, that's a Teletubby costumeand I still have it up in the
attic.
I wore that for years.
Yeah, which one were you?
Purple?
Was that like tinky winky?
Yeah, isn't he the gay one?
I don't know, I didn't knowthat.
(19:51):
I just like purple, so I gotpurple.
Alright, what is your favoritememory of us?
Of me and you?
Yeah, my memory was wiped clean.
Oh, was it?
Alright, you know what?
I thought we renewed thisfriendship for 2025, but we
(20:12):
didn't renew it.
No, I don't think you did Idon't remember signing a fucking
contract you did.
You signed it with blood.
I did.
Yep, what the hell?
My favorite okay, this is afunny well, there's way too many
, but my favorite memory is whenokay, so Chrisissa found this
zombie road in missouri, right,and we went there because we
(20:33):
were in st louis and we drovebecause that was in actual
missouri, yes, okay, so wefucking passed out.
Okay, first of all, the seriouspart of this story is that we
did have a time lapse.
We lost time.
The next thing we know there'speople pounding.
Oh, I just got a shake talkingabout it.
Did they pound on your window?
(20:54):
first, both of ours at the sametime, yeah, and we both, like,
woke up and looked at each otherand it was the firefighters,
right?
or those emts firefighters andemts and the cops were there,
yeah.
Yeah, they thought we OD'd orsomething and it was like
summertime and we were out ghosthunting.
It was only like three.
But something happened thatnight that we both can't
(21:16):
remember by that train track,yup, and we got really scared
and we would not like we lockedthe doors, yeah.
And next thing, you know, itwas like seven in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And we woke up Like in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And we woke up.
What the fuck?
We literally had a time lapse.
It was crazy.
But they were like we're justchecking on you.
Actually, I think the cops werelike pussies.
They didn't want to see us deadBecause the cops were behind
the truck.
They sent the firefighters andthe EMTs and I'm like are we in
trouble?
They're like, no, you're justin the middle of the parking lot
, we're right by the entrance.
(21:46):
We were like, oh my god, we'reso sorry.
And they're like, no, no, no,you're fine, Are you okay to
drive?
We're like, yes, that was agood memory.
How did we meet?
We met.
Well, kiki, kristen, fuckingbitch face.
(22:07):
You hear me, I didn't call youthat, I did, I did, I did.
She was supposed to introduceme to you, carissa, with the
cool spirit box from the UK.
Yeah, I know, the bitch nevercame and got me that night.
Then I was supposed to meet youagain at Eloise and you
couldn't go.
Yeah, you didn't have a sitter,yeah.
And then we, and then we met, oh, yeah, and I was giving her
(22:27):
like all these breezes, or allthese breezes that I had, and
she was like oh my God, thankyou.
And she was like what do I oweyou and I was like nothing I'm
in here so we don't have to keepgoing outside to smoke
cigarettes Yep.
And then we exchanged numbersand then the rest was history.
Yep.
Then we got deemed.
You know we actually they wereon a witch hunt for us.
(22:48):
We were like the first thatstarted the witch hunt.
I know that we were likeperpetrators in the paranormal
community and they were spiringtogether, the issas.
You can't be friends withMelissa and be in my group.
We're like what the fuck?
Nobody wanted us together andyou know what that's?
Because we're a powerful duo.
Yeah, we get shit done.
(23:10):
Well, she's well.
I won't say it because I'mgoing to ask you, okay, so I
don't want to ruin it.
Who is funnier?
I'm funnier, you're funnierlooking.
No, we're both really funny.
She's like witty.
She has good comments.
Actually, they piss me offsometimes.
She's kind of like my husband,like she'll like laugh in your
(23:33):
face if you're mad.
It pisses me off even more ifI'm having a bad time, like if I
wake up too early on one of ourvacations.
Oh god, don't even get mestarted when I wake.
Wake up too early on one of ourvacations oh God, don't even
get me started when I wake herup too early.
Now, that's how I'm likeJackson.
Oh my God, she's scary.
(23:56):
What TV show would you be?
In Dexter, of course you wouldbe.
Or are you Afraid of the Dark?
Oh, that was a good show too.
And then, finally, what wouldyour stripper song be?
(24:19):
Oh my god, something tricknasty girl.
I mean nasty girl.
Oh no, it would be.
All I wanna do is make love toyou.
I used to sing that song foryears.
People would be like Mel, shutthe fuck up.
(24:39):
You only know the one verse.
That's all I need to know.
Wait, hold on, let's see whatthat song's called.
Whoa, what's going on here?
So totally off the subject, butI did not tell you I had to
slip and fall when I was goingto pick up fucking pizza.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You already told me.
Oh, I told you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I had to have an MRI on Friday.
I can't believe you don'tremember telling me Girl, your
brain is worse than mine.
Are you pregnant?
No, so what happened with theMRI?
I don't get the results tillnext week, so find out from
there If I have a tear, are youfinding it?
All I want to do is make loveto you.
(25:24):
Oh, it is All I want to do ismake love to you by heart.
Oh, she had a slip and fall.
She slipped, she fell.
She can't get up.
No, I didn't have my Life alert.
Yeah, my life alert.
We're going to have to sign herup for it.
You know, that is like amandatory sign up when you hit
40.
It is?
No, I hope not.
Okay, well, how do you think Ifeel?
(25:45):
Elena told me that I needprenatal hospice care because
I'm you guys, I'm talkinggeriatrics, pregnancy or
advanced pregnancy, because I'm36.
I was geriatric too.
No, you weren't.
Yes, I was.
Anything after 30 is geriatric,anything after 34, no, oh, you
changed.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, because I was geriatric.
Well, so you're stillgeriatrics?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, yeah, I wasn't geriatric at the time then, well
, that's what you said, that'syeah, so you need life alert?
Yes, I need a wheelchair.
Oh, yeah, we're doing great,we're going to be starting off
the fucking nursing home earlythe way we're going.
Can I bring my baby Paul's,like?
(26:28):
No, just stay with me, I'llcome visit you on the weekends.
As long as we're in the samenursing home together, they're
not going to be able to handleus.
That would be worse than hell.
Wow, not for us, but for them.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You can't remember shit anyways, aubrey, I'm deaf.
(26:50):
I scream when I talk to people.
I've already had a cataract.
That was usually, they see, in80 years and older.
Yeah, we're doing great.
Give me this.
I'm going to ask you thesequestions now.
Give.
Yeah, we're doing great.
Give me this.
I'm going to ask you thesequestions now.
Give me this.
All right, you got more.
No, how come you took the otherone?
Because this is some of myanswers in case you ask them.
(27:11):
You had to write your answersdown.
You don't get to.
You got to save them on thespot Because I had to save them
on the spot, all right, okay,the scariest, craziest ghost
story you have.
You know this one.
It's definitely MadisonSeminary.
Oh, yeah, madison Seminary.
Like what I saw that night,that is, she cried yeah, girl, I
(27:33):
pissed myself.
I've done that before.
That was scary, oh Lord.
Okay, a destination that youwant to go to Poveglia Island I
would love to go to that wasthat's out in Italy.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, and it's like when the plague was the bubonic
plague.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
oh, so you're gonna go on a fucking airplane now?
No, always tells me she won'tgo on an airplane.
I won't Do you hear this?
But this is still a destinationI want to go to.
Oh my god, maybe in my nextlifetime I'll be born in Italy
and I can take a boat there.
You'd be a pale Italian withblue eyes, I would.
You've got green eyes, allright.
(28:16):
So your top three bucket listlike is this destinations?
Yeah, well, if it's notdestinations, I should have said
I want to make a.
I always want to be in a porn.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
really, yeah, I wanted I wanted to be a porn
star you want somebody jackingoff to you?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
hell yes, I wanted to be a porn star, like when I was
like when I was an early teen,I thought I had my boobs done.
Yeah, I want to be like gettingrailed, but you made it sound
like Bucket List Destination.
I hold on, let me see, I didnot put it as yeah, I didn't
(28:52):
just do.
I've been at Eminem concerts.
Okay, well, I haven't.
I can't believe you haven'tAlright my bucket list is Eminem
concert Trans-Allegheny.
And oh, paul almost took methere, really.
We went.
Is I'm going to have a concertTrans Allegheny?
Oh, paul almost took me there,really.
We went on our bike trip ForWest Virginia.
Yeah, I want to go there.
I want to go there too.
And then I've always wanted togo to Amsterdam.
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I want to go to the Red LakeDistrict.
Yeah, she wants to smoke abunch of weed.
Smoke weed.
Take ecstasy, you fucking nameit.
It is woo go time.
Well, you already told us yourbest pickup line that was used
on you yes, strangest thingabout you you piss in the shower
.
Yep, describe yourself in threewords.
(29:34):
You want me to do it?
Yeah, go for it.
I'm going to say sensitive,definitely, she's a sensitive.
Creative, yeah, and quirky,quirky, I like it.
Weirdest thing that you've donein public.
Um, you masturbated in you.
You got caught.
(29:54):
You can tell it's a dirty girl.
Well, I, I walked around thebeach in a bathing suit.
That's pretty crazy girl.
Nobody wanted to see that body.
Oh, stop, if you had asuperpower, but it only worked
(30:14):
on your worst enemy, what wouldit be?
I'm just gonna stick with thetruth.
Serum, true, serum.
Yeah, you know what is thatmovie that jim carrey was in
that he had to say the truthabout everything.
Oh, with the world and thecover.
Yeah, I'm telling you right now, if I can make my worst enemy
have to blurt out everything,nobody's going to like her, yeah
(30:37):
.
Or what if they're like thenicest person, though, and
people are like, oh my God, Ilove her more.
No, she's my enemy.
For a reason I have bad jujufeelings.
I know she gave you the stankeye, the evil eye.
Yep, If you were a ghost, howwould you haunt people?
Well, I'm not crazy like you.
Oh Well, you have to be crazyif you're friends with me.
(30:58):
That is true, but I woulddefinitely play with the Ouija
board Mess, with the music, Likeyou're gonna turn on the radio
and you're gonna hear like Nelly, or and think of me, or Eminem,
or Janis Joplin Probably JanisJoplin Cleaning out my closet.
You're gonna turn on likeChannel 955 and Janis Joplin
(31:19):
comes on.
You'll be like fucking Carissa.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I like Janis Joplin though.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
She looked very old for her age, though she did, but
that's probably because of allthe drugs and alcohol Describe
your perfect alien abductionNone, no.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I already know your answer.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
My perfect alien abduction is they see me and
they're like eh, keep going.
Next, what do you secretly dowhen no one's around?
Oh, that's the ping.
Yeah, but I also pick my face.
Oh, you're not smoking bathanymore, are you?
No, I just gave that up lastweek.
Oh, thank god, new year, newyou, girl.
(31:58):
What do you think happens whenwe die?
So I think that when we're inthe active process of dying,
that like your loved ones reallydo come there and like walk you
through the light, okay, andthen you like sit there for
however many years you are onearth is how many years?
You rewatch your life and youlearn, yeah, rewatch your life
(32:21):
and you learn, yeah, and thenyou are.
You wait until the people youlove most cross over, get a
chance to reunite with them fora bit before you're reincarnated
.
That's what I think.
I'm going to make up some of myown questions on the fly.
Okay, have you ever experienceddeath-like symptoms?
(32:46):
Like felt like you were gonnadie.
Yes, when I got into a reallybad car accident and jackson was
only a few months old, like hitus on the driver's side and it
threw me up against theelectrical box and took out the
um, electricity at the gasstation.
Oh my God, it was bad.
Like the metal came up from thefloorboard, like I could see
(33:07):
down and see the cement.
But anyways, as the vehicle wascoming at me, like I braced
myself, and when it hit me itwas like a flash before my eyes.
And it's true, like your bestmemories come up.
And then I woke up and Ifucking like hopped out, like
(33:28):
grabbed Jackson, got out of thecar, missing a flip flop.
Rip, flip flop.
Yeah, they got.
It wasn't you, though.
All I can say is I saw my lifeflash before my eyes Before that
airbag went off.
Have you ever made yourselfpuke from your own fart or your
shit?
No, okay, you almost made mechoke.
(34:02):
Oh, have you ever sat on thetoilet without putting the seat
down and fell in there?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
that's a near-death experience.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's a near-death experience.
Yes, it is, even before youfall.
Explore the ocean, explorespace or explore afterlife.
Which one do you pick?
Ooh, that's a good question.
(34:30):
I would say probably afterlifeand after that the ocean Only,
because the ocean's only 3%.
But you have to pick one.
Afterlife, okay, without adoubt.
I want to know the ins and outsof, like, the actual process of
(34:50):
dying and being a ghost andScaring people.
Yeah, well, paul's down here.
You had to pick exploring space, exploring the ocean or
exploring afterlife.
What do you pick?
Am I going to die or can I dowhatever I want?
(35:10):
You can do whatever you want.
You're in the Matrix.
Is it fun?
I can jump back and forth intime.
Afterlife, afterlife.
You both picked afterlife.
That's a good question.
Huh, that is Um, okay, butspace fuck that Too.
Fucking high up in the sky formy liking.
I'd be like woohoo.
Nope, I'd be with the Martians,you would?
(35:33):
No, I think the aliens are downin the ocean.
So you'd be getting suckedunder If you knew that you were
abducted by an alien through thenight and you woke up pregnant
and then you thought it was adream.
But then you found out you werepregnant and your ultrasound
showed an alien-like shaped head.
Would you still go through withthe birthing?
(35:54):
Fuck, no, I wouldn't Get thatalien baby out of me like
immediately.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Really.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
That's cute, though, the little alien baby.
You wouldn't have it, becausethen daddy's going to come back
and be like ah, don't take meoff, you'd have two daddies, or
what if it just waits until Igive birth to it, takes the baby
and fucking leaves?
No, it can't, because it's notfull alien.
It has to live on Earth too.
No, still wouldn't do it, nope,okay, what is your favorite
(36:25):
movie from the 90s?
From the 90s?
I put one up today on Facebookthat you oh, I know, Cry Baby.
And you know, what's so funny isthat I was listening to that
song earlier, please.
Mr J Gives me character andshe's my favorite.
That's so me.
(36:45):
I don't know 90s movies.
There's so many fucking goodones.
Well, pick one.
I can't.
There's so many TikTok.
We're on the clock.
Gotta pick one Life or death.
Fuck, love and basketball.
I love that movie I love loveand basketball or Crazy
Beautiful.
Can we talk about how good theblack movies were in the 90s,
(37:06):
early 2000s?
Oh, fucking amazing, Ipreferred black movies.
They were better, they hadbetter plots, they had better
love stories, unless you werewatching A Walk to Remember or
something like that.
Paul took my DVD, a Walk toRemember, and all the boys, when
they were overseas, cuddled andwatched it.
He said it was sad, they wereoverseas when they watched it.
(37:32):
Okay, so if you, let's say,apocalyptic thing happened to
the earth, okay, your house isgone, there's no more homes.
If you had to live in a teepeeor a snow igloo or a small cave,
what do you pick?
Mmm, cave Cave, fuck, yeah, andI have good questions on the
(37:54):
fly, you do.
Sorry, my questions weren't asinteresting.
No, they were good.
Like no, they were okay.
If you had to choose one food toeat the rest of your life, what
is it?
Oh, easy, chocolate.
Well, that's not food food.
Oh, cereal, is that food food?
Yeah, I would choose pizza.
Taco Bell, I mean.
Oh, I love Taco Bell.
(38:15):
Can we just pick a category?
I would say breakfast foods.
Oh, I category.
I would say breakfast foods.
Oh, I love breakfast.
I fucking love breakfast.
What is your dream job?
Hmm, my dream job wouldprobably it would be something
with kids.
It really would Like running myown daycare.
(38:35):
I would love doing that.
You want me to see if I can popthem out, so I'm 60 and I'll
give you a daycare.
Fuck, yeah, let's go.
No, mine would be some kind oflike journalist writer yeah,
that is up your alley Talk showhost.
I like interviewing people or Icould like delve into like some
(38:56):
conspiracy theory shit.
That would be cool.
Yeah, I could see you beinglike a fucking professor of all
the plagues.
Oh, yeah, I would be.
I want to come up withsomething for you for Halloween,
like Dr Plague, but like femaleversion, and I do like the
(39:17):
plague mask.
And I could see you with likethe steampunk look.
Yeah, okay.
So in the years that you livedso far, what like era are you
going back to?
Probably the 70s?
No, like in what you've livedalready?
(39:38):
Oh, what I've lived in Fucking90s, 90s, early 2000s.
That was the best time, likeeven the early 2000s.
Phones weren't a thing.
No, so parents had no idea whatthe fuck we were doing.
Nope.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Pagers beepers were still a thing.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yes, beepers, I never had a beeper.
Oh, I had a beeper, I was tooyoung.
And I had like one of thosebrick cell phones, like one of
the first ones that came out.
My mom made me carry hers tothe movies.
Oh no, I had to buy like.
My friend gave me one forChristmas like a used phone, and
I had to sneak minutes on itand then my mom found it.
Whoa, was she pissed?
Yeah, I wanted an Nokia one.
(40:13):
My mom's like you don't needthat, you have moms.
They had a fucking antenna youpull.
It was like some old Verizonone, like holy shit, I had to
carry a purse just to put thephone in.
Oh my God, like great TV shows,great music, like people
(40:35):
expressing themselves socreatively, yeah, I know, I
fucking love it.
Such a colorful era, yeah, andit was like such a good time
economically too.
What's your spirit animal?
I like to say that it was ahoney badger.
I knew it was a honey badger, Iwas waiting for you to say that
.
But Unicorn, yeah, it could bea unicorn.
A squirrel, no, probably asloth, no, I don't know, I don't
(41:03):
really have a spirit animal.
I would say like a unicorn orlike a dolphin.
A dolphin, yeah, because it'slike majestic.
Oh, okay, I'll take that.
Or a peacock, or a peacock, Icould, because I'm colorful.
Oh, talking about cats, that wasthe last episode I did.
Do you know that cats havefeminine energy?
(41:24):
Yeah, and they go back to likeEgyptian times.
Cats were like a god, a goddess, yeah.
Yeah, I could see you as a cat,like a Maine Coon, yep.
When I was in high school, wehad to do a project on like an
Egyptian prince or goddess orwhatever, and I chose the cat
goddess.
(41:44):
You did, yep, okay, I did Okay.
So if you could make a spinoffof this podcast, what would it
be about?
It would just be about serialkillers, cults and plagues.
Okay, those are my Tops.
(42:06):
Yup.
Unsolved murders too, probably,but I don't see how I could
branch off of this because youdo every subject.
Yeah, but if you could, so,like, if we started like another
, oh, like another one, likeanother one, like a new one of
this, like 2.0.
(42:28):
What would it be called?
Uh, strange, deranged beyondinsane.
2.0, stranger deranger, stillbeyond insane.
Stranger Deranger, still BeyondInsane.
I don't know, we'd have tothink about that.
(42:48):
Yeah, food for thought.
Review people's products.
Well, if we can get Kristen toactually open up the fucking app
on her goddamn computer and dosome of the work that she's
supposed to be doing, becauseshe's like oh my God, it takes
so long.
Well, she was supposed to learnhow to edit and do all this
stuff, but she's like, you know,I just leave it to you.
(43:10):
I know Because that is so sweet.
Oh my God, you know what shetold me one night.
I said you got all the sameapps that I have, like this is
so weird.
All the same apps that I have,Like this is so weird.
She goes yeah, I let you do thework, I see if the app works
good for you and then I get it.
I let you review the productsfirst.
(43:31):
Oh, it's just how ourrelationship goes, oh my God.
Let's see if I have any morequestions for you.
Oh, what princess would you befrom the Disney stories?
Ariel, ariel, oh, yeah, Ariel,I was obsessed with the Little
Mermaid.
I felt a connection with herand I want my own flounder.
(43:53):
I would be Snow White, wouldyou Talking to all the animals?
Yeah, but I'm reallyschizophrenic.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Isn't that what they say about Snow White?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, she was actually schizophrenic Yup, okay
.
So the trippiest movies umAlice in Wonderland Okay yeah,
fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,or Donnie Darko Donnie Darko is
fucking dark and twisted.
Oh, I should add butterflyeffect in there too.
That was that kind of made mesad when I watched it, like when
(44:22):
I was oh, I should addbutterfly effect in there too.
That was that kind of made mesad when I watched it, like when
I was a teenager.
I got like anxiety from itReally, because I felt like what
if I could go back like that?
Yeah, and that's why I've alwaysthought like movies.
That's another thing I alwayswanted to like make movies,
because I'm so deeply investedin like See, I couldn't make
movies, but TV shows I could,because I feel like a movie
(44:45):
doesn't go in depth enough on acharacter as a TV show, yeah,
like a Netflix series, yes, so Iwould like that.
Over a movie, I always thoughtabout, like what if somebody in
an alternate universe took thispodcast and made it into a TV
show?
That would be so badass, itwould be crazy.
(45:05):
That would be Do we get a starin it?
So your name would be likeLarissa Alright, marissa.
Marissa, christina would belike Crystal.
I had to change everyone'snames.
Alright, I think that's goingto be it for tonight.
Can't say this enough.
Thank you guys for listening andif you have any kind of ideas,
(45:31):
stories, anything you want us toshare or talk about, email us
at ghost sisters 21, 24 atgmailcom Um, you're on Tik TOK.
You're on Tik TOK too, yup,facebook.
We have Facebook, tiktok.
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We have a Facebook page.
Twitter X, youtube, yep, all ofit.
Of course, you can listen to uson all media platforms like
(45:54):
Spotify, youtube, music, allthat good stuff.
So, thank you guys, so much forlistening and I will talk to
you guys soon.
Thanks for watching.
Good evening, everyone.
It's your host, melissa atStrange, strange Beyond Insane,
and tonight we have our co-hostback.
Hey everyone, it's Carissa, andtonight our episode is 30
questions to get to know Melissabetter.
Uh oh, aw snap.
Uh oh.
Should we just dive right in?
(00:22):
Whatever you want to do?
Girl, this is yours, alright,let's see.
Should we just dive right inWhatever you want to do?
Girl, this is yours, all right,let's see.
Well, let's just get to what weknow and love the most.
What is the scariest or craziestthing that's happened to you?
Paranormal?
Well, it was what I talkedabout a couple years with you on
here, but now it would have tobe that eye incident after the
(00:46):
cemetery.
Yeah, that Mothman.
I call it a Mothman Prophecy.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah, because it happenedlike a week after.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah, so I would say SouthPioneer, dryden Cemetery, yeah,
and we've had such good luckthere.
I know there's always somethingthere, always Like, if you get
(01:10):
a chance or if you live by what?
Lapeer Michigan?
Yeah, it's like Lapeer County.
Yeah, lapeer County, it'sdefinitely a cemetery to go
check out.
It's our like little hidden gem, so don't tell too many people.
Well, you just did, I know, butwe've talked about it on here
so many times, yeah, so tell mea destination you want to go to.
(01:37):
I want to go to Waverly Hills.
You definitely need to go.
We were talking about rentingit out for two nights.
Yeah, and I would definitely.
I want to go back.
We were talking about rentingit out for two nights yeah, and
I would definitely.
I want to go back.
And then I got pregnantCongratulations.
I'm going to be an auntie.
Everyone I could have went inJune, but the baby might be here
(02:01):
In June.
So now you're waiting too bitch.
If she fucking goes without meagain, she'll never be on this
podcast again because she willdisappear.
You will see her on milkcartons and she'll have my body
buried horizontally with.
No, I'm going to have yourashes.
(02:21):
Oh, you're going to have myashes.
Just a little bit.
I got a pile of dirt.
She went without me for thelast time.
Okay, so Waverly Hills I'vealways wanted to go.
Okay, is this a multi-question?
No because do you want to dothree things on your bucket list
?
Would that be one of them?
Yes, okay, so do three of yourbucket list destinations
(02:45):
Winchester, okay House and CecilHotel that would be cool to go
to.
Let's see what was the bestpickup line ever used on you, do
you remember?
One Doesn't have to be.
(03:05):
It would be Tori, this blackguy that used to work for my
brother.
Uh-huh, okay, and this is not aracist thing, so don't take it
like that.
I hope our listeners are notthat fucking sensitive.
You cannot be that sensitive ifyou listen to this podcast.
But anyways, I was complainingbecause I gained a few pounds.
(03:26):
This was years ago and Ithought I was fat then and I was
like Tori was making commentsto me and he knew I was married
to Paul, but he just alwaysfucked with me and he was like
no girl, no girl, you're not fat.
You know, when I look at you, Isee a full, beautiful young
woman.
I shit, I can tell you likemeat and potatoes and I was like
that's a compliment.
(03:47):
I actually had a guy come up tothe bar to me one time and was
like are you tired?
Oh, jesus christ.
I was like get come up with abetter one.
You're like you won't be.
This is the same guy that alsotold me he had to drain his
snake, so he wants to say thatwas thanks for the free drinks.
(04:11):
Dude so if he, had to drain hissnake.
He was probably about this thinpencil dick.
Oh my god.
What is the strangest thingabout yourself?
One thing yeah, oh my god.
What is the strangest thingabout yourself?
One thing yeah, I like toscratch my belly button and
(04:32):
sniff it.
No, I'm just kidding my weirdobsession.
One weird thing about myselfyeah, okay, I have to smell
everything before I eat it.
Okay, fair, especially milk.
I have to smell milk before Ipour it.
Okay, fair, especially milk.
I have to smell milk before Ipour it.
Have you ever tasted sour milk,girl?
I know, sorry, you're pregnant,alright.
Next question these fuckingkids that used to leave their
(04:56):
sippy cups in their mom's cars,ryder, vinny, sam's kids' cars.
Oh my god, it gets chunky.
Like cottage cheese, oh, allright.
Next question Okay, weirdestthing you've ever done in public
?
Oh God, I mean streaking.
Yeah, no, okay, I gotta tellthis story.
(05:17):
All right, I thought I wasbeing cute after we used to bowl
at Rose Bowl and we used to getthese.
I wasn't even 21 yet we used toget the.
Is that Mai Tais?
Yeah, I think it was Mai Tais.
They used to come in a fishbowl, okay, so we'd just get
fucking hammered.
And I was thinking I was cuteand I went out by these rose
bushes and I was pretending likeI was going down the stairs and
(05:40):
I was like, because I was like,because I was peeing, and I
went frontwards, I hit my headon the brick and then I came
back and laid into thorn bushes,like pretty much naked, my
cooters, just like spread eagle,because I thought I was being
funny.
So, yes, that was in public, itwas a big league night.
Thursday night.
(06:01):
I would hit the bowling alley.
Go ahead, it hurt.
I won't do that again.
Describe yourself in only threewords Witty, yes, funny.
Yes, very bitchy Can be.
(06:22):
Yes, very bitchy Can be.
You got a soft spot, all right,good question If you had a
superpower, but it only workedon your worst enemy.
What would it be?
Um Ooh, to get inside theirhead and judge themselves the
(06:49):
way they judge others and can'tstop.
I was gonna say truth serum, solike people would actually know
how fucking shady they are.
There you go.
I like that too.
Yeah, if you were a ghost, howwould you haunt people?
How would a ghost haunt people?
I would haunt them in the mostvulnerable situations, because
(07:12):
I'm such a bitch In the bathroomtaking a shit In the bathroom
when they're making love, oh God, when they're doing their
makeup, I'd be in their ear.
You look fucking ugly, thatmakeup's not going to help you.
I'm just in their ear.
You look fucking ugly, thatmakeup's not gonna help you.
I'm just kidding.
Definitely in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Hey, I'm boring.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm like I'd move items, or like mess with the
radio, or Not me.
I know You're a mean ghost,you're a mean goal.
You should come over with asong, describe your perfect
alien abduction.
Oh hell yeah.
(07:52):
All right, my perfect alienabduction would be in front of
her.
People like Carissa here, thatare scared of aliens.
Did you get a new tattoo?
No, it's temporary.
Oh, wow, that looks real, butthis is what I want to get.
I've been wanting to get aghost, so is this what we're
doing?
I want to get one that doesthis.
(08:12):
Is this what we're doing?
You guys, we have a squirrelmoment.
I'm sorry.
Okay, so it would be in frontof people that are really scared
in public, over the water, andit would be like remember the
movie powder?
No, the guy, the guy is he'snot an alien the guy that got,
uh, hit by lightning.
When I tell everybody how mysight is, and they're like oh,
(08:33):
is that natural?
Like I got struck by lightning.
But I would be like over water,like marvel style, like, and
it'd have to be me up.
It'd have to be in front ofpeople like you, because you
would just die of a heart attack.
Yeah, there's like no perfectscenario for me.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
She is Leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She is horrified of alien abduction.
Yeah, yeah, she goes alienhunting with me.
Makes no sense.
What do you secretly do when noone is around?
Oh, how are we going to get?
It's your podcast.
Well, what do I secretly dowhen no one's around?
(09:17):
Mm-hmm, try to find the mostwildest conspiracies ever.
Yeah, I pee in the shower.
You pee in the shower.
Yeah, it's actually supposed tohelp with, like, athlete's feet
and stuff.
What a dirty bitch.
I know, right, but I do.
When no one's around, she peesin the shower.
(09:38):
She gives the shower a goldenshower, all right.
What do you think happens whenwe die?
Oh, I got a lot of theories.
Okay, so I believe you.
Obviously, your soul never dies.
I think a lot of people arereincarnated.
(09:59):
I think you sometimes come backas birth and when you're born,
you forget, like.
You're crying when you're bornbecause you just remembered you
left your old life and now youhave a new one, and then you
forget.
I think, like, and I also think, but save your answers because
(10:20):
I'm going to turn around and askyou.
But I also think too.
It's like a flip book.
You have to go through yourlife.
Yes, yes, girl, yes, when youcan't sleep at night, what keeps
you up?
Oh, jesus Christ.
Well, okay, everything rightnow.
Well, yeah, what keeps me up?
(10:40):
Fucking TikTok, thank God,tiktok is back.
Oh, hallelujah, thank you.
Oh, and peeing every hour?
Yeah, any childhood fears,childhood fears, yeah, my fear
was always everybody around medying, and now that it's pretty
(11:01):
much.
I mean, I have such a smallfamily now, but that comes back,
like when I just found out ourcousin Carol passed away, and
like when me and my brother weretalking about it, like I just
remember my mom always sayinglike, look around, like when you
get older, these people aren'tgoing to be there.
And then you live it and you'relike, Think about it this way
Like one day one of us is goingto live without the other.
(11:23):
I know, and I don't want thatday to ever come.
Oh, my God, you're getting usall teared up and emotional,
fucking pregnant and shit, jesus.
Anyways, would you rather be anexpert on one thing or good at
many things?
Good at many things?
Hands down, yep, all right.
Best psychic reading you everhad and was a trick With you at
(11:47):
the Ohio Reformatory Mm-hmm, shehad a good reading and he was
reading me off of her because hethought my buddy Matt Newford.
Well, okay, first of all, mattNewford's still a fucking
hornball, okay, yeah, and he wasprobably sniffing around her
Because she's blonde and haspurple in her hair and he
probably got a fucking heart on.
(12:07):
So that's why the guy seen himAround me.
But it was for you, because hethought it was like your old
boyfriend or something Right,but it was for you.
I was like, no, that's new foryou, because he goes.
Who's the guy?
He's good looking, but he's gotbig ears, he goes, and he died
from an OD.
Yep, he told me everythingabout my cousin.
He knew this tattoo and I had along.
Remember I had a hoodie, I hadmy Evanescence hoodie.
(12:29):
Oh, my god, everything he toldme was fucking true.
That was insane.
That was.
He was from Naples, thirdgeneration psychic.
Not Naples, florida, naples,italy, right, yeah.
So what is your favorite podcastBesides?
Obviously, actually, I have alot on here.
(12:50):
Let me show you.
Okay, well, I do like theHaunted.
Is it the Haunted Mitten?
I met Jessica a couple yearsago.
I always, me and you used tolisten to theirs.
Yep, all the time when we'd beon the road.
Yeah, like um, tinfoil hats, Ithink.
(13:10):
Uh, I like lore.
Um, there's a lot of crime,ones that I like.
The problem with a lot ofpodcasts that I stop loving
their content is that it's thesame fucking shit all the time
and it's gets draining, and I'mjust like you, kind of zone out
a bit.
That's why I have this sodifferent I like.
(13:33):
That's why we do all kinds ofrandom shit correct, because it
gets keeps people's attention.
Yep, absolutely all right.
If you were president, what'sthe first thing you would change
?
If I was president, the firstthing that I would change is the
insurance policies, healthcoverage, dental ways for and
(13:58):
I'm not just saying this becauseI'm a child now, but I've been
saying for years that they needto come up with more jobs for
moms that don't require fuckingcollege and daycare.
Not not everybody.
Most jobs you can do withoutcollege.
Absolutely I would create morejobs.
Um, I would take all thefucking houses that sit because
(14:19):
they keep building houses.
You can put homeless people,make a program for them to work
and to live.
You can put multiple people inthese homes and just sit there,
like I think it's such a goodidea to take these old malls and
make them into senior livingcenters.
Yeah, have a hair salon, have aMcDonald's yeah, you have all
(14:40):
these things for them to go do,and then some of the stores get
converted into the apartments.
Yeah, yeah, that, yeah, yeah,that's really well.
The problem is, though, is thatthere's such a shortage of
workers for senior places andnursing homes.
Well, maybe we need to have adaycare in that senior nursing
home.
I think the mall canaccommodate there.
(15:03):
You go, alright.
If you had to live in anothertime period, what would you
choose?
I would go back to the early90s, like late 80s, early 90s,
okay and live through older,because I was born in 88, so, by
the time 98 came, I was 10.
Right, so I would be like ateenager.
Yep, oh, fuck, yeah, okay, goahead.
(15:25):
What is your survival planduring the zombie apocalypse?
Okay, so Paula and I havealready talked.
We're just staying at our houseand we're fucking fighting
until the end, because we'regreedy and we're not giving up
our house, everything we workedfor patch up the windows, target
practice Rocks too.
(15:46):
Just hit them in the head.
Yeah, I'm not going nowhere.
There's nowhere you can go thatyou're gonna stay safe forever.
Right, you go up to the woods,but that only lasts for so long.
Yeah, yes, I'm fighting tillthe end.
I'm going to war.
Baby spirit animal.
(16:08):
And why?
Oh, there's so many that I have, but if I had to be, if I had
to pick one, it would be an owl.
Yeah, why is that?
Because they're so mysterious,they're beautiful, they're
intelligent and they strikewithout you even hearing, like
you can't even hear them.
They're stealth, they're verystealthy.
(16:30):
They're so pretty.
If a song played every time youentered a room, what would it be
?
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover.
It would be hell yeah, brother,bull Polka, there you go.
No, it would be probablysomething like old 90s rap with
(16:52):
Trick Nasty, yeah, karina, likereal nasty.
Oh, hello, baby, that's Utica,I know.
All right, are you young atheart or have an old soul?
I don't know.
I've been told both.
Mm-hmm.
I think I'm like 50-50.
Do you?
I think I'm like reallyimmature, childlike, but then I
(17:14):
also think I'm like really wiseold soul.
On certain things I think I'm acombo.
What do you think?
I think you're more of an oldsoul like me.
Really I do.
I think back in the day youwere Janis Joplin and I would be
I don't know Janis Joplin, andI would be.
(17:36):
I'm trying to think who wouldyou be?
You'd be like the Dancing Queen, like ABBA or something.
Dancing Queen, only 17.
Alright, I know this, but what'syour zodiac sign?
Okay, so I am a Virgo, libra.
I'm the 21st, so I'm actually acusp Right, but I'm definitely
(18:00):
more Libra than I am.
Virgo, you and my son?
Well, he's straight Virgo.
He's a straight Virgo and he'sa man, and Virgo men are fucking
tough.
They could be assholes.
Not my son.
I love to pick at him.
No, you don't dude, he does itright back to me though.
Yes, he does.
He's mean, but he's so cute, hewas so sweet the other day,
(18:23):
though he was, I know.
Then he probably went home andwas a turd to you, of course
good, wise, I know.
Then he probably went home andwas a turd to you, of course
Good.
Are you a superstitious person?
Yes, what is like your biggestsuperstition?
I am a very superstitious onhow the universe works and I am
(18:48):
so big on talking to theuniverse.
What you put out is what youget.
Yep, I agree.
What?
Yeah, I can tell you about mykarma jar.
We know about our karma jarsthat we made.
No, my new one that I made onthe full moon in August.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I asked to get pregnantbefore 2025.
Aw, and it happened.
(19:09):
I asked for a lot of things andit all happened and you've got
to do it a certain way.
So next time we're doing one.
Yeah, some people pray to God,like being universal, spiritual,
like spirituality, likeuniversal person.
You do believe in God too, butyou're more centered and it's a
bigger picture.
Yes, absolutely, it's the samething.
(19:30):
Yep, yeah, so I'm superstitious.
So am I?
Yeah, best Halloween costumethat I've ever had?
Yep, that's a Teletubby costumeand I still have it up in the
attic.
I wore that for years.
Yeah, which one were you?
Purple?
Was that like tinky winky?
Yeah, isn't he the gay one?
I don't know, I didn't knowthat.
(19:51):
I just like purple, so I gotpurple.
Alright, what is your favoritememory of us?
Of me and you?
Yeah, my memory was wiped clean.
Oh, was it?
Alright, you know what?
I thought we renewed thisfriendship for 2025, but we
(20:12):
didn't renew it.
No, I don't think you did Idon't remember signing a fucking
contract you did.
You signed it with blood.
I did.
Yep, what the hell?
My favorite okay, this is afunny well, there's way too many
, but my favorite memory is whenokay, so Chrisissa found this
zombie road in missouri, right,and we went there because we
(20:33):
were in st louis and we drovebecause that was in actual
missouri, yes, okay, so wefucking passed out.
Okay, first of all, the seriouspart of this story is that we
did have a time lapse.
We lost time.
The next thing we know there'speople pounding.
Oh, I just got a shake talkingabout it.
Did they pound on your window?
(20:54):
first, both of ours at the sametime, yeah, and we both, like,
woke up and looked at each otherand it was the firefighters,
right?
or those emts firefighters andemts and the cops were there,
yeah.
Yeah, they thought we OD'd orsomething and it was like
summertime and we were out ghosthunting.
It was only like three.
But something happened thatnight that we both can't
(21:16):
remember by that train track,yup, and we got really scared
and we would not like we lockedthe doors, yeah.
And next thing, you know, itwas like seven in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And we woke up Like in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And we woke up.
What the fuck?
We literally had a time lapse.
It was crazy.
But they were like we're justchecking on you.
Actually, I think the cops werelike pussies.
They didn't want to see us deadBecause the cops were behind
the truck.
They sent the firefighters andthe EMTs and I'm like are we in
trouble?
They're like, no, you're justin the middle of the parking lot
, we're right by the entrance.
(21:46):
We were like, oh my god, we'reso sorry.
And they're like, no, no, no,you're fine, Are you okay to
drive?
We're like, yes, that was agood memory.
How did we meet?
We met.
Well, kiki, kristen, fuckingbitch face.
(22:07):
You hear me, I didn't call youthat, I did, I did, I did.
She was supposed to introduceme to you, carissa, with the
cool spirit box from the UK.
Yeah, I know, the bitch nevercame and got me that night.
Then I was supposed to meet youagain at Eloise and you
couldn't go.
Yeah, you didn't have a sitter,yeah.
And then we, and then we met, oh, yeah, and I was giving her
(22:27):
like all these breezes, or allthese breezes that I had, and
she was like oh my God, thankyou.
And she was like what do I oweyou and I was like nothing I'm
in here so we don't have to keepgoing outside to smoke
cigarettes Yep.
And then we exchanged numbersand then the rest was history.
Yep.
Then we got deemed.
You know we actually they wereon a witch hunt for us.
(22:48):
We were like the first thatstarted the witch hunt.
I know that we were likeperpetrators in the paranormal
community and they were spiringtogether, the issas.
You can't be friends withMelissa and be in my group.
We're like what the fuck?
Nobody wanted us together andyou know what that's?
Because we're a powerful duo.
Yeah, we get shit done.
(23:10):
Well, she's well.
I won't say it because I'mgoing to ask you, okay, so I
don't want to ruin it.
Who is funnier?
I'm funnier, you're funnierlooking.
No, we're both really funny.
She's like witty.
She has good comments.
Actually, they piss me offsometimes.
She's kind of like my husband,like she'll like laugh in your
(23:33):
face if you're mad.
It pisses me off even more ifI'm having a bad time, like if I
wake up too early on one of ourvacations.
Oh god, don't even get mestarted when I wake.
Wake up too early on one of ourvacations oh God, don't even
get me started when I wake herup too early.
Now, that's how I'm likeJackson.
Oh my God, she's scary.
(23:56):
What TV show would you be?
In Dexter, of course you wouldbe.
Or are you Afraid of the Dark?
Oh, that was a good show too.
And then, finally, what wouldyour stripper song be?
(24:19):
Oh my god, something tricknasty girl.
I mean nasty girl.
Oh no, it would be.
All I wanna do is make love toyou.
I used to sing that song foryears.
People would be like Mel, shutthe fuck up.
(24:39):
You only know the one verse.
That's all I need to know.
Wait, hold on, let's see whatthat song's called.
Whoa, what's going on here?
So totally off the subject, butI did not tell you I had to
slip and fall when I was goingto pick up fucking pizza.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You already told me.
Oh, I told you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I had to have an MRI on Friday.
I can't believe you don'tremember telling me Girl, your
brain is worse than mine.
Are you pregnant?
No, so what happened with theMRI?
I don't get the results tillnext week, so find out from
there If I have a tear, are youfinding it?
All I want to do is make loveto you.
(25:24):
Oh, it is All I want to do ismake love to you by heart.
Oh, she had a slip and fall.
She slipped, she fell.
She can't get up.
No, I didn't have my Life alert.
Yeah, my life alert.
We're going to have to sign herup for it.
You know, that is like amandatory sign up when you hit
40.
It is?
No, I hope not.
Okay, well, how do you think Ifeel?
(25:45):
Elena told me that I needprenatal hospice care because
I'm you guys, I'm talkinggeriatrics, pregnancy or
advanced pregnancy, because I'm36.
I was geriatric too.
No, you weren't.
Yes, I was.
Anything after 30 is geriatric,anything after 34, no, oh, you
changed.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, because I was geriatric.
Well, so you're stillgeriatrics?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, yeah, I wasn't geriatric at the time then, well
, that's what you said, that'syeah, so you need life alert?
Yes, I need a wheelchair.
Oh, yeah, we're doing great,we're going to be starting off
the fucking nursing home earlythe way we're going.
Can I bring my baby Paul's,like?
(26:28):
No, just stay with me, I'llcome visit you on the weekends.
As long as we're in the samenursing home together, they're
not going to be able to handleus.
That would be worse than hell.
Wow, not for us, but for them.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You can't remember shit anyways, aubrey, I'm deaf.
(26:50):
I scream when I talk to people.
I've already had a cataract.
That was usually, they see, in80 years and older.
Yeah, we're doing great.
Give me this.
I'm going to ask you thesequestions now.
Give.
Yeah, we're doing great.
Give me this.
I'm going to ask you thesequestions now.
Give me this.
All right, you got more.
No, how come you took the otherone?
Because this is some of myanswers in case you ask them.
(27:11):
You had to write your answersdown.
You don't get to.
You got to save them on thespot Because I had to save them
on the spot, all right, okay,the scariest, craziest ghost
story you have.
You know this one.
It's definitely MadisonSeminary.
Oh, yeah, madison Seminary.
Like what I saw that night,that is, she cried yeah, girl, I
(27:33):
pissed myself.
I've done that before.
That was scary, oh Lord.
Okay, a destination that youwant to go to Poveglia Island I
would love to go to that wasthat's out in Italy.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, and it's like when the plague was the bubonic
plague.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
oh, so you're gonna go on a fucking airplane now?
No, always tells me she won'tgo on an airplane.
I won't Do you hear this?
But this is still a destinationI want to go to.
Oh my god, maybe in my nextlifetime I'll be born in Italy
and I can take a boat there.
You'd be a pale Italian withblue eyes, I would.
You've got green eyes, allright.
(28:16):
So your top three bucket listlike is this destinations?
Yeah, well, if it's notdestinations, I should have said
I want to make a.
I always want to be in a porn.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
really, yeah, I wanted I wanted to be a porn
star you want somebody jackingoff to you?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
hell yes, I wanted to be a porn star, like when I was
like when I was an early teen,I thought I had my boobs done.
Yeah, I want to be like gettingrailed, but you made it sound
like Bucket List Destination.
I hold on, let me see, I didnot put it as yeah, I didn't
(28:52):
just do.
I've been at Eminem concerts.
Okay, well, I haven't.
I can't believe you haven'tAlright my bucket list is Eminem
concert Trans-Allegheny.
And oh, paul almost took methere, really.
We went.
Is I'm going to have a concertTrans Allegheny?
Oh, paul almost took me there,really.
We went on our bike trip ForWest Virginia.
Yeah, I want to go there.
I want to go there too.
And then I've always wanted togo to Amsterdam.
(29:13):
I want to go to the Red LakeDistrict.
Yeah, she wants to smoke abunch of weed.
Smoke weed.
Take ecstasy, you fucking nameit.
It is woo go time.
Well, you already told us yourbest pickup line that was used
on you yes, strangest thingabout you you piss in the shower
.
Yep, describe yourself in threewords.
(29:34):
You want me to do it?
Yeah, go for it.
I'm going to say sensitive,definitely, she's a sensitive.
Creative, yeah, and quirky,quirky, I like it.
Weirdest thing that you've donein public.
Um, you masturbated in you.
You got caught.
(29:54):
You can tell it's a dirty girl.
Well, I, I walked around thebeach in a bathing suit.
That's pretty crazy girl.
Nobody wanted to see that body.
Oh, stop, if you had asuperpower, but it only worked
(30:14):
on your worst enemy, what wouldit be?
I'm just gonna stick with thetruth.
Serum, true, serum.
Yeah, you know what is thatmovie that jim carrey was in
that he had to say the truthabout everything.
Oh, with the world and thecover.
Yeah, I'm telling you right now, if I can make my worst enemy
have to blurt out everything,nobody's going to like her, yeah
(30:37):
.
Or what if they're like thenicest person, though, and
people are like, oh my God, Ilove her more.
No, she's my enemy.
For a reason I have bad jujufeelings.
I know she gave you the stankeye, the evil eye.
Yep, If you were a ghost, howwould you haunt people?
Well, I'm not crazy like you.
Oh Well, you have to be crazyif you're friends with me.
(30:58):
That is true, but I woulddefinitely play with the Ouija
board Mess, with the music, Likeyou're gonna turn on the radio
and you're gonna hear like Nelly, or and think of me, or Eminem,
or Janis Joplin Probably JanisJoplin Cleaning out my closet.
You're gonna turn on likeChannel 955 and Janis Joplin
(31:19):
comes on.
You'll be like fucking Carissa.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I like Janis Joplin though.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
She looked very old for her age, though she did, but
that's probably because of allthe drugs and alcohol Describe
your perfect alien abductionNone, no.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I already know your answer.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
My perfect alien abduction is they see me and
they're like eh, keep going.
Next, what do you secretly dowhen no one's around?
Oh, that's the ping.
Yeah, but I also pick my face.
Oh, you're not smoking bathanymore, are you?
No, I just gave that up lastweek.
Oh, thank god, new year, newyou, girl.
(31:58):
What do you think happens whenwe die?
So I think that when we're inthe active process of dying,
that like your loved ones reallydo come there and like walk you
through the light, okay, andthen you like sit there for
however many years you are onearth is how many years?
You rewatch your life and youlearn, yeah, rewatch your life
(32:21):
and you learn, yeah, and thenyou are.
You wait until the people youlove most cross over, get a
chance to reunite with them fora bit before you're reincarnated
.
That's what I think.
I'm going to make up some of myown questions on the fly.
Okay, have you ever experienceddeath-like symptoms?
(32:46):
Like felt like you were gonnadie.
Yes, when I got into a reallybad car accident and jackson was
only a few months old, like hitus on the driver's side and it
threw me up against theelectrical box and took out the
um, electricity at the gasstation.
Oh my God, it was bad.
Like the metal came up from thefloorboard, like I could see
(33:07):
down and see the cement.
But anyways, as the vehicle wascoming at me, like I braced
myself, and when it hit me itwas like a flash before my eyes.
And it's true, like your bestmemories come up.
And then I woke up and Ifucking like hopped out, like
(33:28):
grabbed Jackson, got out of thecar, missing a flip flop.
Rip, flip flop.
Yeah, they got.
It wasn't you, though.
All I can say is I saw my lifeflash before my eyes Before that
airbag went off.
Have you ever made yourselfpuke from your own fart or your
shit?
No, okay, you almost made mechoke.
(34:02):
Oh, have you ever sat on thetoilet without putting the seat
down and fell in there?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
that's a near-death experience.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's a near-death experience.
Yes, it is, even before youfall.
Explore the ocean, explorespace or explore afterlife.
Which one do you pick?
Ooh, that's a good question.
(34:30):
I would say probably afterlifeand after that the ocean Only,
because the ocean's only 3%.
But you have to pick one.
Afterlife, okay, without adoubt.
I want to know the ins and outsof, like, the actual process of
(34:50):
dying and being a ghost andScaring people.
Yeah, well, paul's down here.
You had to pick exploring space, exploring the ocean or
exploring afterlife.
What do you pick?
Am I going to die or can I dowhatever I want?
(35:10):
You can do whatever you want.
You're in the Matrix.
Is it fun?
I can jump back and forth intime.
Afterlife, afterlife.
You both picked afterlife.
That's a good question.
Huh, that is Um, okay, butspace fuck that Too.
Fucking high up in the sky formy liking.
I'd be like woohoo.
Nope, I'd be with the Martians,you would?
(35:33):
No, I think the aliens are downin the ocean.
So you'd be getting suckedunder If you knew that you were
abducted by an alien through thenight and you woke up pregnant
and then you thought it was adream.
But then you found out you werepregnant and your ultrasound
showed an alien-like shaped head.
Would you still go through withthe birthing?
(35:54):
Fuck, no, I wouldn't Get thatalien baby out of me like
immediately.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Really.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
That's cute, though, the little alien baby.
You wouldn't have it, becausethen daddy's going to come back
and be like ah, don't take meoff, you'd have two daddies, or
what if it just waits until Igive birth to it, takes the baby
and fucking leaves?
No, it can't, because it's notfull alien.
It has to live on Earth too.
No, still wouldn't do it, nope,okay, what is your favorite
(36:25):
movie from the 90s?
From the 90s?
I put one up today on Facebookthat you oh, I know, Cry Baby.
And you know, what's so funny isthat I was listening to that
song earlier, please.
Mr J Gives me character andshe's my favorite.
That's so me.
(36:45):
I don't know 90s movies.
There's so many fucking goodones.
Well, pick one.
I can't.
There's so many TikTok.
We're on the clock.
Gotta pick one Life or death.
Fuck, love and basketball.
I love that movie I love loveand basketball or Crazy
Beautiful.
Can we talk about how good theblack movies were in the 90s,
(37:06):
early 2000s?
Oh, fucking amazing, Ipreferred black movies.
They were better, they hadbetter plots, they had better
love stories, unless you werewatching A Walk to Remember or
something like that.
Paul took my DVD, a Walk toRemember, and all the boys, when
they were overseas, cuddled andwatched it.
He said it was sad, they wereoverseas when they watched it.
(37:32):
Okay, so if you, let's say,apocalyptic thing happened to
the earth, okay, your house isgone, there's no more homes.
If you had to live in a teepeeor a snow igloo or a small cave,
what do you pick?
Mmm, cave Cave, fuck, yeah, andI have good questions on the
(37:54):
fly, you do.
Sorry, my questions weren't asinteresting.
No, they were good.
Like no, they were okay.
If you had to choose one food toeat the rest of your life, what
is it?
Oh, easy, chocolate.
Well, that's not food food.
Oh, cereal, is that food food?
Yeah, I would choose pizza.
Taco Bell, I mean.
Oh, I love Taco Bell.
(38:15):
Can we just pick a category?
I would say breakfast foods.
Oh, I category.
I would say breakfast foods.
Oh, I love breakfast.
I fucking love breakfast.
What is your dream job?
Hmm, my dream job wouldprobably it would be something
with kids.
It really would Like running myown daycare.
(38:35):
I would love doing that.
You want me to see if I can popthem out, so I'm 60 and I'll
give you a daycare.
Fuck, yeah, let's go.
No, mine would be some kind oflike journalist writer yeah,
that is up your alley Talk showhost.
I like interviewing people or Icould like delve into like some
(38:56):
conspiracy theory shit.
That would be cool.
Yeah, I could see you beinglike a fucking professor of all
the plagues.
Oh, yeah, I would be.
I want to come up withsomething for you for Halloween,
like Dr Plague, but like femaleversion, and I do like the
(39:17):
plague mask.
And I could see you with likethe steampunk look.
Yeah, okay.
So in the years that you livedso far, what like era are you
going back to?
Probably the 70s?
No, like in what you've livedalready?
(39:38):
Oh, what I've lived in Fucking90s, 90s, early 2000s.
That was the best time, likeeven the early 2000s.
Phones weren't a thing.
No, so parents had no idea whatthe fuck we were doing.
Nope.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Pagers beepers were still a thing.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yes, beepers, I never had a beeper.
Oh, I had a beeper, I was tooyoung.
And I had like one of thosebrick cell phones, like one of
the first ones that came out.
My mom made me carry hers tothe movies.
Oh no, I had to buy like.
My friend gave me one forChristmas like a used phone, and
I had to sneak minutes on itand then my mom found it.
Whoa, was she pissed?
Yeah, I wanted an Nokia one.
(40:13):
My mom's like you don't needthat, you have moms.
They had a fucking antenna youpull.
It was like some old Verizonone, like holy shit, I had to
carry a purse just to put thephone in.
Oh my God, like great TV shows,great music, like people
(40:35):
expressing themselves socreatively, yeah, I know, I
fucking love it.
Such a colorful era, yeah, andit was like such a good time
economically too.
What's your spirit animal?
I like to say that it was ahoney badger.
I knew it was a honey badger, Iwas waiting for you to say that
.
But Unicorn, yeah, it could bea unicorn.
A squirrel, no, probably asloth, no, I don't know, I don't
(41:03):
really have a spirit animal.
I would say like a unicorn orlike a dolphin.
A dolphin, yeah, because it'slike majestic.
Oh, okay, I'll take that.
Or a peacock, or a peacock, Icould, because I'm colorful.
Oh, talking about cats, that wasthe last episode I did.
Do you know that cats havefeminine energy?
(41:24):
Yeah, and they go back to likeEgyptian times.
Cats were like a god, a goddess, yeah.
Yeah, I could see you as a cat,like a Maine Coon, yep.
When I was in high school, wehad to do a project on like an
Egyptian prince or goddess orwhatever, and I chose the cat
goddess.
(41:44):
You did, yep, okay, I did Okay.
So if you could make a spinoffof this podcast, what would it
be about?
It would just be about serialkillers, cults and plagues.
Okay, those are my Tops.
(42:06):
Yup.
Unsolved murders too, probably,but I don't see how I could
branch off of this because youdo every subject.
Yeah, but if you could, so,like, if we started like another
, oh, like another one, likeanother one, like a new one of
this, like 2.0.
(42:28):
What would it be called?
Uh, strange, deranged beyondinsane.
2.0, stranger deranger, stillbeyond insane.
Stranger Deranger, still BeyondInsane.
I don't know, we'd have tothink about that.
(42:48):
Yeah, food for thought.
Review people's products.
Well, if we can get Kristen toactually open up the fucking app
on her goddamn computer and dosome of the work that she's
supposed to be doing, becauseshe's like oh my God, it takes
so long.
Well, she was supposed to learnhow to edit and do all this
stuff, but she's like, you know,I just leave it to you.
(43:10):
I know Because that is so sweet.
Oh my God, you know what shetold me one night.
I said you got all the sameapps that I have, like this is
so weird.
All the same apps that I have,Like this is so weird.
She goes yeah, I let you do thework, I see if the app works
good for you and then I get it.
I let you review the productsfirst.
(43:31):
Oh, it's just how ourrelationship goes, oh my God.
Let's see if I have any morequestions for you.
Oh, what princess would you befrom the Disney stories?
Ariel, ariel, oh, yeah, Ariel,I was obsessed with the Little
Mermaid.
I felt a connection with herand I want my own flounder.
(43:53):
I would be Snow White, wouldyou Talking to all the animals?
Yeah, but I'm reallyschizophrenic.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Isn't that what they say about Snow White?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, she was actually schizophrenic Yup, okay
.
So the trippiest movies umAlice in Wonderland Okay yeah,
fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,or Donnie Darko Donnie Darko is
fucking dark and twisted.
Oh, I should add butterflyeffect in there too.
That was that kind of made mesad when I watched it, like when
(44:22):
I was oh, I should addbutterfly effect in there too.
That was that kind of made mesad when I watched it, like when
I was a teenager.
I got like anxiety from itReally, because I felt like what
if I could go back like that?
Yeah, and that's why I've alwaysthought like movies.
That's another thing I alwayswanted to like make movies,
because I'm so deeply investedin like See, I couldn't make
movies, but TV shows I could,because I feel like a movie
(44:45):
doesn't go in depth enough on acharacter as a TV show, yeah,
like a Netflix series, yes, so Iwould like that.
Over a movie, I always thoughtabout, like what if somebody in
an alternate universe took thispodcast and made it into a TV
show?
That would be so badass, itwould be crazy.
(45:05):
That would be Do we get a starin it?
So your name would be likeLarissa Alright, marissa.
Marissa, christina would belike Crystal.
I had to change everyone'snames.
Alright, I think that's goingto be it for tonight.
Can't say this enough.
Thank you guys for listening andif you have any kind of ideas,
(45:31):
stories, anything you want us toshare or talk about, email us
at ghost sisters 21, 24 atgmailcom Um, you're on Tik TOK.
You're on Tik TOK too, yup,facebook.
We have Facebook, tiktok.
You're on TikTok too, yep,facebook.
We have a Facebook page.
Twitter X, youtube, yep, all ofit.
Of course, you can listen to uson all media platforms like
(45:54):
Spotify, youtube, music, allthat good stuff.
So, thank you guys, so much forlistening and I will talk to
you guys soon.
Thanks for watching.
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