October 14, 2025 • 66 mins
A knock on metal. Then another. Then a breath we didn’t make. Our return to Goodrich Cemetery in Bruce Township spiraled from a routine night investigation into a layered mystery where human history collides with something that refuses to act human. We followed names—Thomas, Timothy, Catherine—through Find a Grave while the cemetery answered with loud hits on the truck, a clear male scream on playback, and a shadow that slipped between headstones like it knew the map better than we did.
We unpack the original “crawler” encounter near the flagpole—eyes like snowy TV screens, a long body that rose and watched—and compare it with fresh activity: running footfalls around the vehicle, tree branches snapping without wind, and that unmistakable breathing while both of us stood outside with the doors locked. The language shifted too. Replies referenced crossing over, “hidden here,” and then darker markers: lizard man, Abaddon, scythe, banshee, even “El Cucuy,” pointing us from standard ghost lore toward elemental or cryptid territory. Our friend Tom’s theory of a localized, non-human entity gained traction as we asked direct questions about origin, boundaries, and whether this land carries a curse.
Between jolts, we kept the method honest. Raw audio, minimal editing, side-by-side phone debunks, and a working map of family plots across a cemetery that feels larger once you step inside. We set clear safety lines—love and light only, no attachments—and outlined next steps: county records, plat maps, daytime surveys, fixed cameras on the flagpole quadrant, and a controlled return on a moonless night to test the “when” just as much as the “where.” If Goodridge holds both veterans and boogeymen, we want to document how those layers meet.
Hit play for the field recordings, the living research, and our evolving theory on whether Goodrich is haunted by the dead—or inhabited by something older. If you’ve walked those rows or captured evidence nearby, share your story, subscribe for the follow-up, and leave a review with your take on what we caught.
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SPEAKER_02 (00:00):
If you dare to step into the shadows with Strange
Strange Beyond Insane, thepodcast that explores the airy,
the unexplained, and thedownright unholy.
From haunted places and chillingurban legends to mysterious
disappearances and trueencounters with the
supernatural.
We uncover the stories that keepyou awake long after the lights
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go out.
If it's strange, we dig it.
If it's deranged, we tell it.
If it's beyond insane, you willhear it here.
Welcome back, everyone, and thisis your host, Melissa.
So to top off the spooky season,I am bringing some new content.
I want to talk about tales tootwisted to be fiction.
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And of course, your weekly diveon the world's weirdest haunts.
We love those topics.
And you know, if you think aboutit, it's because the truth is
stranger and more deranged thanyou can even think.
So let's really top this one offwith October.
Well, it is now October 13th.
It's 1129 p.m.
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13th's my favorite number, it'smy lucky number.
So let's go.
Okay, so we are going to revisitGoodridge Cemetery in Almont,
Michigan.
Now we've had some experiencesout there.
Well, you know all of us, welove these cemeteries, and um,
besides this one, it was alwayspioneer where we had all the
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experiences.
But, anyways, if you look upGoodrich Cemetery, Almont,
Michigan, um, this is what theAI overview says.
It says, yes, the area groundGoodrich Cemetery is considered
haunted.
Those specific reports are notfrom the cemetery itself.
Now, they're going off mypodcast, and we'll it actually
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we'll get into that, but we didreport that the actual cemetery
is where we've seen thisquote-unquote crawler.
It has been subject ofparanormal investigation, and
one podcast recounts a sightingof a crawler creature in the
vicinity.
Other local legends and allegedparanormal activity have been
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reported, but it's important tonote that these are, you know,
based on basically your opinionsand when you were out there, and
they're not officiallyconfirmed.
Because why?
Nobody is an ex expert in theparanormal field.
Now, it shows reported activity.
One podcast, Strange StrangeBeyond Insane, details an
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alleged encounter with acreature called a crawler.
Now, we just called it acrawler.
Um, that's not a scientificname.
Anyways, it says um that it'sdescribed as a smoky, slinky
entity with static like eyes,which they experience near
Goodridge.
See, you know how it realize howit says like near Goodridge
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Cemetery, because they don'twant to give the cemetery a bad
name.
But it was literally inside thecemetery underneath the flagpole
with the light.
Um it says other reports.
The same podcast mentions otherharrowing tales of paranormal
encounters from variouscemeteries in the area, adding a
layer of authentic details tothe claim of paranormal activity
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in the Goodrich area.
Um I think they're talking aboutwhen we were saying like Pioneer
is not, I think Pioneer Cemeteryis like 20 minutes from there,
not even.
And then of course it saysnon-confirmation.
While some visitors havereported experiencing a creepy
feeling or seeing strangethings, others have visited and
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not experienced any paranormalphenomena.
The paranormal claims are notofficially confirmed, and the
reports are based on individualexperiences.
Okay.
Um, so that is our episode.
If you guys want to go back andlisten to it, it's from June
5th, 2024, and it's called Faceto Face with the Unknown.
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The crawler in GoodridgeCemetery off Kidder Road.
So it is off Kidder Road inElmont.
But, anyways, um, so an oldparanormal group that I was a
part of doesn't really doanything in the field anymore.
Um, they went out one night tothe cemetery for, you know, old
time's sake and got the shitscared out of them.
(04:22):
Um, literally.
I think one girl almost passedout and felt really sick, yada
yada yada.
So word spread, and they calledup my other friend, and they
were like, Yeah, we were lookingup shit on this Goodrich
Cemetery, and there was thisreally good podcast episode, and
we were like, Oh, yeah, that'swhat we experienced.
And then they were like, Oh, werealized that it was Melissa, it
(04:46):
was her podcast, and I'm like,that's awesome, right?
Um, we're not enemies, we don't,we're not on talking terms, but
it's from years ago, you know.
Again, it was an old group thatI was a part of, and the group
kind of like split up and didtheir own thing, but I just felt
that that was so rewarding thatthey were so interested in that
(05:06):
episode, and that it helpedconfirm what they felt there and
what they seen.
Um, so, anyways, that was likeright after I had the baby.
So I think Jack was, I don'tknow, maybe two weeks old.
And I said, you know what?
After he's about a month, I wantto go out there.
And we did.
(05:28):
And I could not believe howactive it was because we haven't
been out there in a while.
So what I'm gonna do is I'mgonna play you guys a series of
recordings that I have from youknow recent visits, like the
last few weeks.
Um Carissa was out there withme, also Christina and Tom were
out there with me, and Tom isvery interested in like figuring
(05:50):
out what's going on out therebecause there's there's a lot
going on.
So just um sit still and listento all the chaos.
And again, you guys, of course,we get off topic in our
conversations, we forget thatwe're that we are recording, and
we're like, oh shit.
But it's funny, and I like tokeep it authentic, and I really
don't like to go through andedit like my recordings too much
(06:14):
because I feel like it tells astory, you know, and I want you
guys to feel like you'reactually there with us, whether
it was, you know, two weeks agoor a year ago recording.
That's why I do it that way.
And you know what?
That's the way I like it.
And some people like toover-sature oversaturate in
editing, and it's just somethingI try not to do.
(06:35):
And I've I've been prettyconsistent throughout this
couple years podcasting, so Iintend to keep it that way.
But, anyways, here we go.
Alright, so postpartum sincebaby.
Baby's one month, well, 12-12,so baby's actually one month in
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a month.
One in a day.
Jack came into the world verydramatically.
We have not done a podcast, andwell, you have not done your
podcast.
I still haven't sitting therewaiting.
That's what she tells me now.
I do.
So it's been what, like threemonths since we did a podcast?
Yeah, something like that.
(07:17):
Alright, so today's date isSeptember 17th.
It's 1212.
Oh, make a wish.
So September 17th, 2025.
A lot has happened.
Yes.
Uh, we'll get into that later.
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But tonight we're gonna let yougo ghost hunting with us.
Yeah.
We are at Goodridge Cemetery inAlmont.
Is that the same as BruceTownship, too?
I'm sorry, Bruce Township.
I get those confused.
Bruce Township.
Um, one of the old teams I usedto be on.
Actually, I'm wearing theirshirt.
(08:00):
Still shout out to um ChicksChicks and Spirits.
Yep.
Yep.
Um, they came out here.
Sorry you guys, my brain iswell, mama mush.
Yeah.
Okay, so they came out here andhad an experience, and I guess
they listened to one of ourKidder Road Cemetery episodes.
(08:23):
And they felt the need to tellKiki, and Kiki told me, and I
just relayed the message toKrista, and I guess they had
some crazy shit happen to them.
So we're gonna see if any crazyshit happens to us.
And you're gonna hear howridiculous we are.
Yeah, we talk about 20 millionthings.
Brad lost his life.
Okay, so Brad again.
(08:44):
But the thing is, okay, so youguys, there's this website
called Find a Grave, and I useit religiously when we go out.
I try finding the names that arecoming out, and unfortunately, I
haven't I did not see a Brad.
I wonder if I try Brad as thelast name or Bradley.
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I'm resting at the back.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm resting at the back.
And then they said standing too.
Yup.
Let me try Bradley.
Zick, show me all of the words.
No, still no Bradley.
There's gotta be somethingaround here.
(09:28):
That doesn't mean that he's herethough.
Right?
Like he's buried here.
That's true.
That is true.
SPEAKER_01 (09:37):
Is there anybody else that wants to talk to us?
Did you hear that?
Yeah, on top of the car.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02 (09:50):
I heard that.
Another knock.
SPEAKER_01 (09:53):
Yep.
Dude, I hope we're getting thison recording.
Like that it's audible.
SPEAKER_02 (10:02):
Can you knock again?
That was weird.
That was definitely a knock.
Yeah, it was.
It was a faint knock, but it wasa knock.
Okay, do you wanna play a game?
I'm gonna knock, and then I wantyou to knock back at me, okay?
(10:25):
Ready?
Your turn.
SPEAKER_01 (10:42):
Is this the cemetery that we saw those fairies?
SPEAKER_02 (10:46):
No.
What what cemetery was that?
That was out this way.
That was before Bruce Township.
Okay, but I am in the rightvicinity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A Van Dyke.
Okay.
That was some crazy shit that wesaw.
That blue light, like, well, atfirst it looked like a
(11:06):
dragonfly.
Yeah.
Then it got like bigger, andthen it was like a ball of
light.
I'm like, did you see that?
No, did you see that?
That was fucking wild.
We've seen a lot of shit.
Yes, we have.
I know we've talked about itbefore, but I think our biggest
fear is not the paranormal whenwe go investigating.
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Our biggest fear is findingsomebody deceased in the
cemetery.
And it just happened.
I literally was talking to Paulabout that earlier today.
I'm like, I've been tellingCarissa for years.
Our biggest fear.
And I told Paul, I said, if thathappens, we're gonna have to
call 911.
We're gonna get a question.
He's like, Oh, I know you won'tbe home right away.
(11:49):
I'd straight up tell him, Look,we got kids at home, so we're
gonna tell you what happened.
But I told Paul, I should havemy body cam on.
Yeah.
Because at least that'd beevidence.
Like, hey, look, you couldliterally see us walking.
Like we had, you know.
And like, we know we havenothing to do with anything.
Like, that's not the issue.
The issue is you still have togo in, you have to be
questioned.
Questioned, yeah.
(12:10):
You know, then you have to be ontra like pray for a trial.
If there were if it washomicidal or something.
Right.
You're definitely gonna be a perperson of interest.
Yeah.
100%.
But at least we'd be together atone just like that's why I like.
No, we don't.
Ooh, a foul smell.
Smells like hot garbage.
(12:32):
Ooh, I just gotta whiff it.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Sorry.
No, just kidding.
No, that's definitely not afart.
That's like a that's like a hotgarbage day.
Oh god.
You don't smell.
As long as we don't startsmelling sulfur or anything like
that.
Oh, that smells like rottinggarbage.
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Oh, fuck.
This cemetery just has a greatvibe.
Yes.
The layout is so weird.
It doesn't make sense becausethey're really not in rows,
like, of any clustered togetherin like little parts.
Yeah.
Maybe that's how they did itback in the day, though.
(13:15):
I don't know.
But your family plot just backthen you had to be rich to even
have a plot.
Yeah.
Most people just got thrown inwith like a wooden stick.
Mm-hmm.
That'd be us.
I thought it was really coolwhen we went to Fairfield
Infirmary where we learned aboutthe cemetery.
(13:36):
And that's probably like thateverywhere.
What, where they bury thepatients?
The pulse of the cosmos.
Where they bury the person upand down, not they probably do
that everywhere.
Yeah.
Timothy.
Alright, let's see if there's aTimothy here.
Well, yeah, because hello, likeyou said, there's never new
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cemeteries.
No, because it's all rented.
SPEAKER_01 (14:02):
Yeah, Thomas.
Thomas.
SPEAKER_02 (14:03):
Okay, let me look up Thomas.
Timothy first, and Thomas.
I didn't come up with a Timothy.
What does the pulse of theCosmos mean?
I don't know.
Oh, Northern lights.
We're supposed to be able to seethem.
SPEAKER_01 (14:15):
Oh, look at I found two Thomases.
One was a private.
SPEAKER_02 (14:23):
He was only 29.
Aw.
Thank you for your service.
I'm gonna pull this up.
Flowers have been left.
Let's see.
SPEAKER_01 (14:34):
He was in the 22 Michigan Infantry Civil War.
Um, and born in 1835 and passedaway in 1864.
And then there's a ThomasThurston.
(14:55):
See if there's anything.
SPEAKER_02 (14:58):
Hmm.
No, but that's a cool looking.
Well, that's the one that's allthe way in the back.
Yeah.
That's his name's Is that theThurston?
Uh he was 43, so I'd still sayhe's pretty fucking young.
I I made contact with him yearsago when I first came here.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, with uh Corissa.
(15:21):
Oh, okay.
She got freaked out.
I think I was using Tom's spiritbox.
Yeah.
See?
Hello?
Are you playing games?
(15:43):
Yes, we're trying to collectevidence.
I wonder if this is comingthrough on my recorder.
Like my presence.
SPEAKER_01 (15:55):
Yeah, we like everybody.
Are you happy that you havesomebody to talk to?
Can you tell me what your lastname is?
(16:24):
I'd really like to find out whoyou are so I can come visit.
SPEAKER_02 (16:28):
Excuse me, your headstone, and pay respects.
Well, let's start with sayingtell us a fun fact about
yourself.
Oh, me?
No, the oh, the ghost.
Yeah, Chrisa.
Can you hear me, my fanny?
(16:49):
I sure can.
Don't touch my fanny too hard.
Oh, I'm dead.
What are you gonna do about it?
Do it one more time.
Like, whenever we're sitting inthe dark, like, if I lived over
there, I would totally fuck withthe oh my god.
SPEAKER_01 (17:10):
That just freaks me out a little.
Holy shit.
That was loud.
SPEAKER_02 (17:18):
That was really loud.
Is there anything behind us?
Can you put your car in reverseand look in the light?
Dude, that was fucking loud.
I wish it's hard about someonefucking with us.
Mm-hmm.
(17:39):
Holy shit.
Ooh, I lost my breath, girl.
Of course, the first night outafter pre-baby.
It's gonna be crazy.
Fuck yeah, it is.
Okay, how we want it.
Say the prayer about nothingcoming, leaving with us.
Only love and light can see us.
We are invisible to allnegativity and evil.
We am and are honored within ourspace.
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We only observe energy.
We do not absorb it all day andall night.
Amen.
I wonder if that light ever goesout.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (18:21):
Can you make one more noise on the car?
That was loud as fuck.
Yeah, it was.
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Let's see if there's a canon.
SPEAKER_02 (18:51):
Wouldn't that be crazy if there was a canon that
died at a hundred?
That would be insane.
I'd be like, that's a hell.
SPEAKER_01 (19:01):
Oh, okay.
Well, it was just a goodhypothesis.
That was it.
SPEAKER_02 (19:10):
Crossing over.
Who's crossing over?
Do you need help crossing over?
SPEAKER_00 (19:23):
Timothy has a message.
SPEAKER_02 (19:24):
Timothy has a message.
SPEAKER_01 (19:26):
What's your message, Timothy?
Oh, I forgot I had this.
There we go.
Parker.
Parker?
SPEAKER_02 (19:38):
Look at I put the sp the spotlight on.
SPEAKER_01 (19:41):
Oh, hell yeah.
Fell into disrepair.
SPEAKER_02 (19:47):
Fell into disrepair.
I think somebody's taken care ofthe cemetery very nicely.
What's some of the headstones,but you can see the light.
And I just put the side lighton.
Uh-huh.
My spotlight on the truck.
unknown (20:04):
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (20:05):
Well, you can come up to the light.
SPEAKER_01 (20:09):
Long time.
Long time.
SPEAKER_02 (20:19):
I hear if you see something.
SPEAKER_00 (20:21):
Thomas wants to talk.
SPEAKER_02 (20:23):
No, Thomas wants to talk.
Not this big one on the left,but the middle one, and then
there's a small one.
Okay.
And I saw, I don't know,something.
Thomas is lost.
Between the middle one and theback one.
I don't know what I saw, butsomething like flashed.
SPEAKER_01 (20:46):
I got goosebumps.
Oh, we got goosebumples.
I can't really feel it.
I can feel them, but they'rethere.
SPEAKER_02 (20:56):
Am I gonna see that thing slither again?
SPEAKER_01 (21:02):
Hopefully not.
Who else wants to talk to usthat is in the cemetery?
SPEAKER_02 (21:35):
I guess Calissa and Heather got really freaked out.
Yeah, what happened to them.
I forgot I thought they said itI thought Kiki said it was a
Dave that came through.
See if there's a Dave.
I thought she said Dave.
I can't be exact because I waswalking Jack when she was
telling me.
Uh-huh.
But I thought she said Dave.
(21:57):
Let's see.
SPEAKER_01 (21:58):
There's a few two Dave's.
Dad.
This one passed away 24 yearsold.
Wow.
And then this other guy, it saysunknown, but he passed away in
(22:19):
1865.
Is there a David here that wantsto talk?
SPEAKER_02 (22:34):
Do you remember the show Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Oh my god, a Nickelodeon.
That shit used to freak me out.
It's scary.
I was watching some like oldepisodes.
I'm like, it was kind of freaky.
Yeah, it really was.
Thomas is waiting for you.
What the fuck just hit my sideof the truck?
(22:55):
Thomas is what is he waiting forus to do?
Does Thomas want us to come intothe cemetery?
Alright, you guys, we're gonnago in the cemetery and we'll be
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back and let you know what ourfindings are.
I'll just keep it recording.
Keep it recording?
Sweet.
Why not?
Alright.
So weird how they're fuckingplaced.
The fun thing, it's like, it'sgotta be like families.
(23:38):
I think so.
It's gonna it looks like areally small cemetery until you
get in there and you're like,well, it's a lot bigger than it
looks.
Oh laborer.
Laborer.
Is that what you were in yourlife?
I feel your pain.
Labor's a bitch.
SPEAKER_01 (24:06):
There's a lot of uh last name bishop here.
Huh.
We got quite a few bostics.
Like, look how many bostics arein the cemetery.
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
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eleven, twelve, thir thirteen ofthem.
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (24:32):
Is there any good riches in there?
No, let's see.
I found a Bradley.
Oh, in parentheses.
Roxana Roxy Bradley Bristol.
Screenshot that.
Okay.
So we did find a Bradley.
SPEAKER_01 (24:54):
Roxy?
You wanna talk, Roxy?
Okay, where's the G's?
SPEAKER_02 (25:03):
There's a lot of I don't see any flowers on any of
the grave by the graves.
Mm-mm.
Oh, there's Anna D.MerryGoodbridge.
Betsy Goodbridge, but she has nodeath date, but she was born in
1813.
(25:24):
Just as unknown death date.
There's a Catherine Goodrich, aChaunce.
I like that name ChaunceyGoodrich.
Chauncey.
There's a Gary, there's aHarriet.
There's Josiah.
There's another Josiah.
Very biblical name.
Melinda.
(25:48):
So that's quite a shit.
Oh, I follow this chick onTikTok that goes to graveyards
and finds.
What the fuck was that downthere?
What is it?
Your light went like this.
It was shining on the headstoneand it went dark, and now
there's just a little lightright there.
(26:09):
Something walked.
Already getting shit.
I know.
This is good.
They're probably wondering wherethe fuck we've been.
Probably.
SPEAKER_01 (26:27):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.
So I found ten family members ofthe Hamilton family.
So yeah, this has definitelygotta be a lot of families,
because there's a lot.
Dodging.
SPEAKER_02 (26:46):
Dodging.
Did I just see you dodge behindthe headstone?
Remember, there's a crawler upthere.
At the stroke of two.
At the stroke of two.
What time is it?
SPEAKER_01 (27:02):
Oh, we still got a while.
SPEAKER_02 (27:06):
Or two things.
SPEAKER_01 (27:08):
Let me get a simulation.
SPEAKER_02 (27:11):
That's so weird because what were we talking
about earlier tonight?
That's weird.
I've never got that on there.
Okay, so it's gonna pause for amoment because my husband was
calling me to let me know aboutthe baby.
That um he had just woke up andthat he put him back to sleep.
(27:38):
I don't know.
You know what is weird?
I opened something.
It was on the divine.
It was either Facebook orTikTok.
And I closed out of it and themusic was still playing.
So I like I went at my thing andthey closed all my apps.
Seven realms.
(27:58):
Seven realms.
And the music would not turn offtill I restarted my fucking film
as hell uh earlier today.
(28:23):
Oh well, I don't know what we'reon right now.
Well, maybe what's her face?
No, no, no.
You're not allowed in our house,in our car.
You're not allowed to follow ushome.
Tyler, the writer's friend.
SPEAKER_01 (28:47):
I'm sorry you cannot come with us.
We can come visit you, but I'mreally sorry you cannot.
Wow.
See, there's a Tyler here.
(29:08):
Sorry, Tyler for the middlename.
SPEAKER_02 (29:16):
What will never happen again?
SPEAKER_01 (29:28):
I found the last name Taylor.
SPEAKER_02 (29:33):
You mean Tyler?
Taylor, Tyler.
Tyler.
Like while never happen again.
SPEAKER_01 (30:01):
Are you afraid of us?
(30:22):
Did you see that again?
SPEAKER_02 (30:24):
What?
No.
I wasn't even looking overthere.
What am I looking at?
Between the second and the thirdgrave to the right of this big
one, I see something behind thesecond one.
SPEAKER_01 (30:43):
And I've infamous.
SPEAKER_02 (30:56):
Can you show yourself again?
Oh, I'm like a black thing.
Yeah.
But it was real quick.
It was enough to show a shadowon the um the back head stone.
(31:17):
Like it was like it was behindthe second one.
And like moved quick because Icould see just so the two
matching ones?
Nope, not the two matching ones.
See this big chest lookingpiece?
Yeah.
See the square looking onebehind it, and then there's a
(31:38):
little round one.
Yeah.
It's between that square one andthe round one.
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (31:49):
And you know when you do though, it's what?
Something just ran.
SPEAKER_02 (31:58):
I'm not kidding you.
SPEAKER_01 (31:59):
Something's around.
Something just ran.
SPEAKER_02 (32:29):
Almost sounded like it was bear falling.
Like this.
I'm like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_01 (32:37):
There's something going on around the truck.
SPEAKER_02 (32:44):
I'm gonna get out.
From what I saw, I don't wanna.
Was it black?
Yeah.
But what's her balls?
The psychedelic one said thatthere's some kind of curse on
this left side, and everyonejust thought she was high-end
shrooms.
Years ago.
Oh, Lisa?
Yeah, she said there was like acurse on this side.
(33:07):
She could be right.
I mean, I wouldn't doubt it.
And why is there no gate for thedoor?
Right, they should have a gateto keep them in.
Yeah, but who the fuck took itoff?
There used to be a gate, yeah.
(33:30):
I just can't stop staring backthere.
I feel like it's gonna happenagain.
Whatever close to scene, too.
It scared the shit out of her.
SPEAKER_01 (33:41):
What?
On this side.
Let's just roll this on just alittle bit later so we can hear.
SPEAKER_02 (33:53):
Sorry, that whatever hit scared me, so I didn't.
This is the one that Scott won'tcome to.
Oh, this one?
Yeah.
He wouldn't, he will never.
He I he came here once with Tomand he said he's like, I'll
(34:15):
never go back there.
That bad.
I don't know what me and Kevinseen under that light that
night, that was Yeah.
It was almost like out of thisworld.
(34:35):
It was like, what the fuck wasthat?
If you guys bag that up about 10seconds, and then even like 15
minutes ago, you can hear italmost sounds like galloping.
I think that's what I wasthinking was barefoot.
SPEAKER_01 (35:02):
Enter here.
SPEAKER_02 (35:09):
Hidden here.
Hidden here.
You're hidden.
My body part.
My body part.
Why is your body part hidden?
SPEAKER_01 (35:24):
What did they do to you?
And anything I'm asking, we'regetting intelligent results.
SPEAKER_02 (35:42):
I'm sorry you were sick.
Dark entity.
What the fuck did I just seeover there?
Well, that's probably what meand Kevin seen underneath that
fucking light thing.
It slither is round.
I told you there's a crawler outhere, dude.
It's been known for years.
That's like I don't like that.
That kind of shit freaks me out.
Yeah.
I'm cool with like spirits, butnot entities that we don't know
(36:06):
correct.
Just saw.
Yeah, I told you what me andKevin.
SPEAKER_01 (36:15):
I see the light.
SPEAKER_02 (36:17):
Me and Kevin seen that or the light that made me
never want to walk through thereagain.
We desire.
unknown (36:23):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (36:24):
What do you desire?
Were you ever human?
Did you just hear that?
Yeah.
Human is right here on thetrunk.
Were you ever human?
The crawler that we've seen?
There's no way that was human.
No.
(36:46):
Rest home.
Rest home?
Maybe they're saying thecemetery is where they rest in
their home.
Yeah.
Shirley.
Shirley, see if there's aShirley that was buried here.
S H I R L E Yo.
SPEAKER_01 (37:46):
Oh, you can't do it there.
Yeah, I see that.
Sorry, I thought the windows itactually goes all the way back.
unknown (37:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (37:54):
You know what I mean?
Like from the outside, it looksso small, but like once you get
in there, you're like, damn,it's actually a lot bigger than
it looks.
Right.
No, it is.
You know what?
That was broken.
I can tell where the glue piecesare.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that onewas re Why is it all scratched
off?
I don't know.
Like perfect, perfect.
(38:15):
We gotta have it down a littlehoney so I can hear.
Can you show yourself?
Can you show yourself?
(38:51):
You don't want to talk to usanymore?
SPEAKER_01 (38:59):
My heart is just beating really, really off right
now.
That means something's gonnahappen.
SPEAKER_02 (39:08):
I feel like there was like a horse and carriage on
this road.
Like my left side of my heartfeels really weird.
SPEAKER_01 (39:19):
That's your senses.
Yes it is.
SPEAKER_02 (39:29):
Yes it is.
Where is that light coming from?
Lizard man.
Lizard man?
Oh fuck that shit.
Is that what me and Kevinseeing?
Don't do it all the way.
Don't do it all the way, becauseI want to hear it.
That would be reptilians.
SPEAKER_00 (39:52):
Aye.
SPEAKER_02 (39:54):
Aye is eyeing us.
That's what me and Kevinremember seeing.
They looked like it the eyes gotreally big.
Sissy is nearby.
And it looked like a snow, twosnowy TV screens.
It was creepy as fuck.
Well, you cannot go past thesegates.
(40:22):
That does not make me feel good.
Well, I told you there's acrawler out here, man.
Wanna see its face?
It was so quick.
Well, it could be different.
SPEAKER_01 (40:35):
This app even know what lizard people are.
SPEAKER_02 (40:38):
It said lizard man.
Data basis.
Databases.
SPEAKER_01 (40:45):
Lizard man usually means it's a reptilian.
SPEAKER_02 (40:48):
Well yeah.
It's non-human.
SPEAKER_01 (40:52):
I've dealt with reptilians.
The fuck does Abaddon mean?
Isn't a scythe um what the grandreaper uses?
Oh god.
Yep.
SPEAKER_02 (41:10):
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Now look up a badon.
A B A D D.
This is getting fucking creepy.
This is like beyond ghosthunting.
This is like uh baden refers toa Hebrew root, a Hebrew word for
(41:39):
destruction or a place ofdestruction, used in the Bible
to signify the underworld or therealm of the dead.
What the fuck?
It also names a specific demonicentity in the New Testament's
book of Revelations described asthe angel of the bottom
(42:01):
bottomless pit who commandsdemonic locust.
SPEAKER_01 (42:06):
Um popular culture Abaddon is a character in
various media, including aprominent antial television
series, blah blah blah.
So yeah, it means realm of thedead and destruction or ruin,
(42:27):
the king of the bottomless pit,focus, the same entity as I
talking about vehicle shuts off.
No, thank you.
No, no, I'll keep it on.
SPEAKER_02 (42:41):
I just don't understand what the scythe and
the bad end mean together.
Like, if it's oh, I just gotreally dizzy.
That's not good.
(43:03):
Like, why is there an evilpresence out here?
I don't understand.
Yeah, I don't either.
What the fuck happened out here?
We'll have to come back outhere.
We have more people.
unknown (43:14):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (43:15):
I'm sorry, but what I saw back there.
You you got wait till you seethe face.
No.
So this is what happened.
I'm gonna recap for ourlisteners.
Alright, so oh shit, we're stillrecording, aren't we?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I just told everybodyI was like scared.
She's scared.
Yep.
Alright, Good Ridge Cemetery inBruce Township has a reputation
(43:38):
of being haunted with variousclaims of paranormal activity
and encounters, includingsightings of a smoky, slinky,
crawler entity with static likeeyes.
That's from my podcast.
That's from the fucking episode,yes.
Yes.
Okay, so this is what happened.
(44:00):
So Michael's in the backseat.
I don't think you were with usthat night.
All I know is that Michael neverwould like he always has his
glasses on.
Uh-huh.
And for whatever reason, he tookhis glasses off.
He said he wasn't feeling good,and he took his glasses off.
SPEAKER_00 (44:18):
And during meditation.
SPEAKER_02 (44:20):
Me and Kevin, Kevin pulled in here.
And oh god, I'm gonna get theshivers.
So we're just sitting, me andKevin are sitting there and
we're like looking.
It's your bowl.
And it's like where that garbagecan is, it it looked like it
(44:42):
almost looked like a dog.
Like a form of a dog, but likelong.
And then it just started to likeslither.
It was black.
And then it like came up like asnake almost.
Yes, because it was behind thesecond one, and it just was eyes
got it like was looking at us,and I'm like, and it the eyes
(45:05):
got really long.
And it looked like snowy TV,like two TVs, and then like its
mouth opened, and then itdisappeared, and I was like,
Kevin's like, we just looked ateach other, I'm like, uh and
he's like, What was that thing?
And I'm like, it was like asnake dog, and he's like, it was
(45:26):
like slithering, and he's like,What were those things?
And I'm like, I think it was itseyes.
It looked like a s like a placein the past.
A place in the past, and theysaid Emily too.
Alright, so I'm going to play acouple more for you that were
recent when we were out there inthe last few weeks, okay.
(45:52):
Okay, so so far they said hidingfrom the bad person, they are
not nice and programmed.
What do you have?
Should I turn this off?
Yeah, I have to.
Sometimes they it will like talkto each other.
SPEAKER_01 (46:22):
Enchantment.
SPEAKER_02 (46:24):
Am I supposed to click on some of these or
something?
It's like reverb or echo orwhite noise.
Don't you don't this person isbad.
Who's bad?
Okay, wait.
Is this person living?
Catherine.
Catherine.
(46:48):
Maybe stop it for a second justbecause I think with the
recording, I think we're gonnaget confused.
Yeah.
Who's Catherine?
Christina.
But with a CH.
SPEAKER_03 (46:59):
That's almost people trying to spell my name.
SPEAKER_02 (47:04):
Okay, so now I'm out with Christina and they said her
name spelled differently, butstill said Christina.
SPEAKER_03 (47:12):
Wait, you said you're recording?
1980s.
Yeah, so Catherine andChristina.
SPEAKER_02 (47:25):
Dude, is that a fucking hundred percent?
Look at this.
SPEAKER_03 (47:34):
Mine's not a hundred.
Who's here with us?
Mine's right for me.
See, mine's a little more.
I just heard like a car door.
Like close.
(47:55):
I don't know if it echoed fromlike one of the houses.
Yes, a few houses.
Sounds like something's a howl.
SPEAKER_02 (48:09):
I know, but maybe it's coyotes.
SPEAKER_03 (48:12):
Oh.
SPEAKER_02 (48:18):
So are these bad people living or are they
deceased?
You guys don't want to talkanymore?
It's starting to feel reallyweird.
(48:42):
Like kind of dizzy.
It means there's like a lot ofenergy around.
This place, I I don't think it'slike so much just like the
cemetery.
There's like something around itin it.
SPEAKER_03 (48:59):
It'll probably happen.
Yeah.
My cigarette's really lighting.
Yeah.
I can't see.
Oh, I don't have that.
Who's here with us?
SPEAKER_02 (49:21):
And I completely stopped talking, but is that a
hundred?
Yeah, I just weird.
SPEAKER_03 (49:30):
Run.
Huh.
What about a rug?
unknown (49:45):
Better.
SPEAKER_00 (49:56):
Banshee.
SPEAKER_03 (49:58):
It's like wild.
How are there banshees outthere?
SPEAKER_02 (50:11):
We wanna talk right now.
Like this this is all differentshit than like what used to come
up.
SPEAKER_01 (50:17):
1910s.
Chained to it.
SPEAKER_02 (50:21):
Chained to it.
What are you chained to?
SPEAKER_03 (50:27):
Were you chained to something in the 1910s?
Gerald.
Gerald.
SPEAKER_02 (50:34):
Shells.
You didn't do that to that, didyou?
You just got a fresh threeounces and a change.
SPEAKER_03 (50:44):
Huh?
SPEAKER_02 (50:53):
You got Catherine too.
Right?
After it said evil isn't.
Did you just hear that?
It's uh You guys can clearlyhear that scream.
I'm gonna play it back again.
Did you just hear that?
(51:15):
Right there, I'm gonna play itagain.
Brush three ounces and itchanged.
SPEAKER_03 (51:34):
Right after it's like evil as me.
SPEAKER_02 (51:36):
Did you just hear that?
Play it again.
And you got Catherine too.
Right here.
SPEAKER_03 (51:47):
Right after it said evil as me.
Did you just hear that?
SPEAKER_02 (51:50):
That was like a man screaming.
Clear as day.
It sounded like something wasbrushing through leaves.
Nope, screaming.
And again.
SPEAKER_01 (52:12):
I have to walk.
SPEAKER_02 (52:17):
Our friend Tom feels like this is an elemental
cryptid out here, I think iswhat it's called.
I just want to know if you wereever human.
Whatever that slithering thingis, it is very freaky, and
there's no way that that couldhave ever been human.
(52:40):
You tell us what it was?
Yeah, what it is?
Put the puzzles, the puzzlepieces together.
SPEAKER_03 (52:46):
Can you tell us what that slithering thing is?
My truck is a canyon.
SPEAKER_02 (52:55):
Going to the canyon.
I don't know if that means itcould be the truck or it could
be the grand canyon.
The Grand Canyon.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Can you guys please give us somefeedback on you know, um, we
(53:17):
really want to get to the bottomof like what we're experiencing
out here.
SPEAKER_03 (53:28):
When they're too long, sometimes it's annoying.
SPEAKER_02 (53:29):
I know.
SPEAKER_01 (53:33):
All right, part two.
SPEAKER_02 (53:44):
If we have evil attachments, you may not attach
yourselves to us or the vehicle,come back with us, nothing.
You have to stay here, and we'reonly here to communicate.
That is it.
Yes.
Love and light only.
Sorry.
SPEAKER_03 (54:03):
So is there something you want to say?
SPEAKER_02 (54:08):
Dude, it's fucking at a hundred.
SPEAKER_03 (54:11):
I know.
See, mine's not.
It's weird.
SPEAKER_02 (54:17):
Does yours go to a hundred there?
I was wondering if the radio orsomething is.
No, so we debunked that.
Alright, you guys, we debunkedit.
So my phone is sitting in frontof the screen of the truck, and
it's still at a hundred.
Christina put her phone right bymine, and it's the same app.
The same app, and it's at like55.
(54:37):
So we just debunked that.
SPEAKER_03 (54:41):
And we're getting different responses on each of
our phones, too.
It's almost a phone room.
Really?
Yes, ma'am.
I didn't pay attention.
We should look at the calendarat work, but I didn't want to
start sounds like I wanna knowwhat cultural timelines.
SPEAKER_02 (55:01):
Cultural timelines?
SPEAKER_00 (55:03):
What does that mean?
SPEAKER_02 (55:08):
Like, are we in between timelines?
We that's what they keep that'swhat everyone keeps saying on
TikTok.
Okay.
What is this slithery thing thatwe all have seen?
And the hat man.
Yes, that too.
He walks around with a top hatand a long black jacket.
(55:30):
Is that all the same thing?
Different looks, or is itseparate?
SPEAKER_00 (55:35):
Like an elusive cryptid.
Oh, what does that mean?
SPEAKER_02 (55:39):
Holy shit, that was an intelligent response.
What does that mean?
It means that it's a cryptid.
So it means it's not human.
It's never human.
Okay, so are you an elementalcryptid?
Oh, I can't wait to call Tom.
And a and a loose- oh my god, mycook coin.
(56:02):
My dude, my maps are moving.
What's a kooky?
Kuo koi.
You wanna look that up?
SPEAKER_00 (56:13):
Gerald is revealing truths in a desperate act.
SPEAKER_03 (56:19):
Um, I don't know how to take that.
Do you want to look that up?
Yeah.
Okay, so stop this.
SPEAKER_02 (56:27):
Gerald is revealing truth.
What kind of truth?
What's it?
It's C-U-C-U-Y.
Is it Y or V?
Y.
I think, yeah.
C U C Y.
(56:49):
May.
In May, like in the month of Mayor the name May?
Spanish or like that.
Boogeyman figure.
SPEAKER_00 (57:00):
I heard a tap.
SPEAKER_02 (57:02):
I heard a tap.
SPEAKER_03 (57:05):
So that man walking.
A boogeyman figure.
SPEAKER_02 (57:08):
Holy shit.
That was such a res uhintelligent response.
I I don't get fish.
Did somebody curse this land?
Like, is that what's going onhere?
I I feel like there's a lotgoing on here right now.
There's a lot of seclusion.
Occlusion.
(57:29):
What does occlusion mean?
I know what conclusion means.
What is occlusion?
O C C L U.
SPEAKER_00 (57:37):
On a homeless night.
SPEAKER_02 (57:41):
S-I-O-N.
I know I'm here.
Well, the moon's out tonight,so.
SPEAKER_03 (57:48):
The blockage or closing of an opening blood
vessel or hollow organ.
What the fuck?
Dude, there's some weird shitout here.
We're not getting up.
SPEAKER_02 (58:00):
Fuck no.
Do you want us to come back on amoonless night?
Is that what you're telling us?
Or did the curse happen on amoonless night?
(58:21):
Of course I gotta fucking pee,but I'm waiting.
SPEAKER_03 (58:31):
Oh.
unknown (58:32):
What the fuck?
SPEAKER_03 (58:35):
And that's what I was gonna say because I feel
like I'm not waiting because I'mnot recording anymore, but like
this that way can look up wordsthat we don't know what they
mean, because it's crazy.
The responses.
Like the boogie Capian?
Yeah.
The boogeyman?
That that's freaky.
That like freaks me out a littlebit.
And when we're asking about theslithering, and then uh what
what what did I just say thatSpanish boogeyman?
(58:58):
Right, and then the umocclusion?
What did that say?
A blood vessel opening orclosing or something something
like bloodless organ.
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (59:10):
Sorry, a little fizzle there.
This is fucking weird.
There's just some weird shitthat goes on here.
So who cursed this land?
And like when?
Is it has it been many curses?
One curse?
SPEAKER_03 (59:24):
I mean, we wanna like we're trying to understand.
That's all we wanted to do isunderstand.
SPEAKER_02 (59:34):
I have so much evidence to put onto the next
podcast episode.
So that'd be like two parts,three parts.
SPEAKER_03 (59:47):
Especially it's such a like it's a smaller cemetery.
I know.
SPEAKER_02 (59:53):
So it's like hey, it's always a hole in the wall,
places are the best.
SPEAKER_03 (59:57):
No, I know, but I'm just saying it's like what
SPEAKER_02 (01:00:01):
Record one more time.
This is part three of KidderRoad Cemetery.
Telling us to conduct a stand,it's like uh no Mason.
Your Freemason?
Or the main Mason.
Exactly what I was thinking.
SPEAKER_00 (01:01:42):
Oh shoot.
SPEAKER_02 (01:01:51):
Yeah, all right, so that noise that you hear, I was
literally underneath this treepeeing, and you could hear like
branches snapping, and itsounded like the tree was in
like this wind tunnel and therewas no wind.
So I had this fear that thistree was gonna like rip out and
(01:02:11):
fall on top of me while peeing.
And now listening back to this,you can actually hear the
branches snapping.
(01:02:38):
Okay, and that breathing thatyou hear is not her or I.
We are both outside of thetruck, and you can hear the
lock.
Like clearly, it's not us.
Sorry if you guys hear the babya little bit.
I don't know if you guys canhear it from upstairs, but he's
had a fussy night and dad is upthere with him, so I can
podcast.
But, anyways, I'm gonna rewindthis again so that you guys can
(01:03:00):
hear this breathing.
Now, keep in mind this hashappened plenty of times on one
of the older podcasts over ayear ago when Chris and I got
out of the truck, and you canhear the locking thing that
happens when you get out with akey fob, and you hear some weird
girl say, Well, first you hearthe door open, and then you hear
her say, Oh, hello.
(01:03:21):
Like, same thing.
You can hear this thingbreathing.
Let me play it back again.
Oh my god.
(01:03:45):
Again.
Now you can hear us getting backinto the truck, so you know it
wasn't us.
(01:04:05):
Very creepy.
Okay, not yet.
And you can still hear itbreathing.
SPEAKER_03 (01:04:21):
And then a random dog.
Dude, did you hear that?
That was the tree.
That was fucking so loud.
And we would have heard we hadnot heard that once.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Woo!
SPEAKER_02 (01:04:40):
Oh my god, you guys.
Something was like knocking atthe tree and like shaking it,
you know, it's peeing underneathof it.
SPEAKER_03 (01:04:47):
I mean, we would my window, I would hear it.
I did not hear that once.
SPEAKER_02 (01:04:54):
So I'm gonna stop this episode right here because
clearly there's a lot going on.
And again, um, I usually put mylive recordings right on to the
podcast for like a blind reveal,even for us, because instead of
having to go through evidencetwice, listening to it, editing
it, then putting it on thepodcast, I like it again to be
(01:05:14):
authentic and raw.
So I just play it right on tothe microphone without even me
listening to what you know,anything that happened that
night.
Um, clearly you can hear a manbreathing, very creepy.
So there's still some evidencethat we have to go through, but
our conclusion on all of us, soit would be myself, Tom, Krissa,
(01:05:36):
and Christina.
We definitely think somethingnon-human is out there.
Well, we know there is.
Um the backstory behind it, Ihave no idea.
We did all talk about going tothe library out there and trying
to find some facts, actualfacts, to see, you know, what
that land was before, um, theland around it, farmland, or
(01:05:59):
this or that, or you know, justanything that we can dig up and
do a deep dive and kind of tryto understand this more.
But we're definitely gonna needmany more visits out there to
make more of a more clear-headedum I guess conclusion of all
this.
(01:06:19):
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So let's really top this one offwith October.
Well, it is now October 13th.
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13th's my favorite number, it'smy lucky number.
So let's go.
Okay, so we are going to revisitGoodridge Cemetery in Almont,
Michigan.
Now we've had some experiencesout there.
Well, you know all of us, welove these cemeteries, and um,
besides this one, it was alwayspioneer where we had all the
(01:23):
experiences.
But, anyways, if you look upGoodrich Cemetery, Almont,
Michigan, um, this is what theAI overview says.
It says, yes, the area groundGoodrich Cemetery is considered
haunted.
Those specific reports are notfrom the cemetery itself.
Now, they're going off mypodcast, and we'll it actually
(01:45):
we'll get into that, but we didreport that the actual cemetery
is where we've seen thisquote-unquote crawler.
It has been subject ofparanormal investigation, and
one podcast recounts a sightingof a crawler creature in the
vicinity.
Other local legends and allegedparanormal activity have been
(02:07):
reported, but it's important tonote that these are, you know,
based on basically your opinionsand when you were out there, and
they're not officiallyconfirmed.
Because why?
Nobody is an ex expert in theparanormal field.
Now, it shows reported activity.
One podcast, Strange StrangeBeyond Insane, details an
(02:29):
alleged encounter with acreature called a crawler.
Now, we just called it acrawler.
Um, that's not a scientificname.
Anyways, it says um that it'sdescribed as a smoky, slinky
entity with static like eyes,which they experience near
Goodridge.
See, you know how it realize howit says like near Goodridge
(02:50):
Cemetery, because they don'twant to give the cemetery a bad
name.
But it was literally inside thecemetery underneath the flagpole
with the light.
Um it says other reports.
The same podcast mentions otherharrowing tales of paranormal
encounters from variouscemeteries in the area, adding a
layer of authentic details tothe claim of paranormal activity
(03:14):
in the Goodrich area.
Um I think they're talking aboutwhen we were saying like Pioneer
is not, I think Pioneer Cemeteryis like 20 minutes from there,
not even.
And then of course it saysnon-confirmation.
While some visitors havereported experiencing a creepy
feeling or seeing strangethings, others have visited and
(03:35):
not experienced any paranormalphenomena.
The paranormal claims are notofficially confirmed, and the
reports are based on individualexperiences.
Okay.
Um, so that is our episode.
If you guys want to go back andlisten to it, it's from June
5th, 2024, and it's called Faceto Face with the Unknown.
(04:00):
The crawler in GoodridgeCemetery off Kidder Road.
So it is off Kidder Road inElmont.
But, anyways, um, so an oldparanormal group that I was a
part of doesn't really doanything in the field anymore.
Um, they went out one night tothe cemetery for, you know, old
time's sake and got the shitscared out of them.
(04:22):
Um, literally.
I think one girl almost passedout and felt really sick, yada
yada yada.
So word spread, and they calledup my other friend, and they
were like, Yeah, we were lookingup shit on this Goodrich
Cemetery, and there was thisreally good podcast episode, and
we were like, Oh, yeah, that'swhat we experienced.
And then they were like, Oh, werealized that it was Melissa, it
(04:46):
was her podcast, and I'm like,that's awesome, right?
Um, we're not enemies, we don't,we're not on talking terms, but
it's from years ago, you know.
Again, it was an old group thatI was a part of, and the group
kind of like split up and didtheir own thing, but I just felt
that that was so rewarding thatthey were so interested in that
(05:06):
episode, and that it helpedconfirm what they felt there and
what they seen.
Um, so, anyways, that was likeright after I had the baby.
So I think Jack was, I don'tknow, maybe two weeks old.
And I said, you know what?
After he's about a month, I wantto go out there.
And we did.
(05:28):
And I could not believe howactive it was because we haven't
been out there in a while.
So what I'm gonna do is I'mgonna play you guys a series of
recordings that I have from youknow recent visits, like the
last few weeks.
Um Carissa was out there withme, also Christina and Tom were
out there with me, and Tom isvery interested in like figuring
(05:50):
out what's going on out therebecause there's there's a lot
going on.
So just um sit still and listento all the chaos.
And again, you guys, of course,we get off topic in our
conversations, we forget thatwe're that we are recording, and
we're like, oh shit.
But it's funny, and I like tokeep it authentic, and I really
don't like to go through andedit like my recordings too much
(06:14):
because I feel like it tells astory, you know, and I want you
guys to feel like you'reactually there with us, whether
it was, you know, two weeks agoor a year ago recording.
That's why I do it that way.
And you know what?
That's the way I like it.
And some people like toover-sature oversaturate in
editing, and it's just somethingI try not to do.
(06:35):
And I've I've been prettyconsistent throughout this
couple years podcasting, so Iintend to keep it that way.
But, anyways, here we go.
Alright, so postpartum sincebaby.
Baby's one month, well, 12-12,so baby's actually one month in
(06:56):
a month.
One in a day.
Jack came into the world verydramatically.
We have not done a podcast, andwell, you have not done your
podcast.
I still haven't sitting therewaiting.
That's what she tells me now.
I do.
So it's been what, like threemonths since we did a podcast?
Yeah, something like that.
(07:17):
Alright, so today's date isSeptember 17th.
It's 1212.
Oh, make a wish.
So September 17th, 2025.
A lot has happened.
Yes.
Uh, we'll get into that later.
(07:39):
But tonight we're gonna let yougo ghost hunting with us.
Yeah.
We are at Goodridge Cemetery inAlmont.
Is that the same as BruceTownship, too?
I'm sorry, Bruce Township.
I get those confused.
Bruce Township.
Um, one of the old teams I usedto be on.
Actually, I'm wearing theirshirt.
(08:00):
Still shout out to um ChicksChicks and Spirits.
Yep.
Yep.
Um, they came out here.
Sorry you guys, my brain iswell, mama mush.
Yeah.
Okay, so they came out here andhad an experience, and I guess
they listened to one of ourKidder Road Cemetery episodes.
(08:23):
And they felt the need to tellKiki, and Kiki told me, and I
just relayed the message toKrista, and I guess they had
some crazy shit happen to them.
So we're gonna see if any crazyshit happens to us.
And you're gonna hear howridiculous we are.
Yeah, we talk about 20 millionthings.
Brad lost his life.
Okay, so Brad again.
(08:44):
But the thing is, okay, so youguys, there's this website
called Find a Grave, and I useit religiously when we go out.
I try finding the names that arecoming out, and unfortunately, I
haven't I did not see a Brad.
I wonder if I try Brad as thelast name or Bradley.
(09:06):
I'm resting at the back.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm resting at the back.
And then they said standing too.
Yup.
Let me try Bradley.
Zick, show me all of the words.
No, still no Bradley.
There's gotta be somethingaround here.
(09:28):
That doesn't mean that he's herethough.
Right?
Like he's buried here.
That's true.
That is true.
SPEAKER_01 (09:37):
Is there anybody else that wants to talk to us?
Did you hear that?
Yeah, on top of the car.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02 (09:50):
I heard that.
Another knock.
SPEAKER_01 (09:53):
Yep.
Dude, I hope we're getting thison recording.
Like that it's audible.
SPEAKER_02 (10:02):
Can you knock again?
That was weird.
That was definitely a knock.
Yeah, it was.
It was a faint knock, but it wasa knock.
Okay, do you wanna play a game?
I'm gonna knock, and then I wantyou to knock back at me, okay?
(10:25):
Ready?
Your turn.
SPEAKER_01 (10:42):
Is this the cemetery that we saw those fairies?
SPEAKER_02 (10:46):
No.
What what cemetery was that?
That was out this way.
That was before Bruce Township.
Okay, but I am in the rightvicinity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A Van Dyke.
Okay.
That was some crazy shit that wesaw.
That blue light, like, well, atfirst it looked like a
(11:06):
dragonfly.
Yeah.
Then it got like bigger, andthen it was like a ball of
light.
I'm like, did you see that?
No, did you see that?
That was fucking wild.
We've seen a lot of shit.
Yes, we have.
I know we've talked about itbefore, but I think our biggest
fear is not the paranormal whenwe go investigating.
(11:29):
Our biggest fear is findingsomebody deceased in the
cemetery.
And it just happened.
I literally was talking to Paulabout that earlier today.
I'm like, I've been tellingCarissa for years.
Our biggest fear.
And I told Paul, I said, if thathappens, we're gonna have to
call 911.
We're gonna get a question.
He's like, Oh, I know you won'tbe home right away.
(11:49):
I'd straight up tell him, Look,we got kids at home, so we're
gonna tell you what happened.
But I told Paul, I should havemy body cam on.
Yeah.
Because at least that'd beevidence.
Like, hey, look, you couldliterally see us walking.
Like we had, you know.
And like, we know we havenothing to do with anything.
Like, that's not the issue.
The issue is you still have togo in, you have to be
questioned.
Questioned, yeah.
(12:10):
You know, then you have to be ontra like pray for a trial.
If there were if it washomicidal or something.
Right.
You're definitely gonna be a perperson of interest.
Yeah.
100%.
But at least we'd be together atone just like that's why I like.
No, we don't.
Ooh, a foul smell.
Smells like hot garbage.
(12:32):
Ooh, I just gotta whiff it.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Sorry.
No, just kidding.
No, that's definitely not afart.
That's like a that's like a hotgarbage day.
Oh god.
You don't smell.
As long as we don't startsmelling sulfur or anything like
that.
Oh, that smells like rottinggarbage.
(12:53):
Oh, fuck.
This cemetery just has a greatvibe.
Yes.
The layout is so weird.
It doesn't make sense becausethey're really not in rows,
like, of any clustered togetherin like little parts.
Yeah.
Maybe that's how they did itback in the day, though.
(13:15):
I don't know.
But your family plot just backthen you had to be rich to even
have a plot.
Yeah.
Most people just got thrown inwith like a wooden stick.
Mm-hmm.
That'd be us.
I thought it was really coolwhen we went to Fairfield
Infirmary where we learned aboutthe cemetery.
(13:36):
And that's probably like thateverywhere.
What, where they bury thepatients?
The pulse of the cosmos.
Where they bury the person upand down, not they probably do
that everywhere.
Yeah.
Timothy.
Alright, let's see if there's aTimothy here.
Well, yeah, because hello, likeyou said, there's never new
(13:57):
cemeteries.
No, because it's all rented.
SPEAKER_01 (14:02):
Yeah, Thomas.
Thomas.
SPEAKER_02 (14:03):
Okay, let me look up Thomas.
Timothy first, and Thomas.
I didn't come up with a Timothy.
What does the pulse of theCosmos mean?
I don't know.
Oh, Northern lights.
We're supposed to be able to seethem.
SPEAKER_01 (14:15):
Oh, look at I found two Thomases.
One was a private.
SPEAKER_02 (14:23):
He was only 29.
Aw.
Thank you for your service.
I'm gonna pull this up.
Flowers have been left.
Let's see.
SPEAKER_01 (14:34):
He was in the 22 Michigan Infantry Civil War.
Um, and born in 1835 and passedaway in 1864.
And then there's a ThomasThurston.
(14:55):
See if there's anything.
SPEAKER_02 (14:58):
Hmm.
No, but that's a cool looking.
Well, that's the one that's allthe way in the back.
Yeah.
That's his name's Is that theThurston?
Uh he was 43, so I'd still sayhe's pretty fucking young.
I I made contact with him yearsago when I first came here.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, with uh Corissa.
(15:21):
Oh, okay.
She got freaked out.
I think I was using Tom's spiritbox.
Yeah.
See?
Hello?
Are you playing games?
(15:43):
Yes, we're trying to collectevidence.
I wonder if this is comingthrough on my recorder.
Like my presence.
SPEAKER_01 (15:55):
Yeah, we like everybody.
Are you happy that you havesomebody to talk to?
Can you tell me what your lastname is?
(16:24):
I'd really like to find out whoyou are so I can come visit.
SPEAKER_02 (16:28):
Excuse me, your headstone, and pay respects.
Well, let's start with sayingtell us a fun fact about
yourself.
Oh, me?
No, the oh, the ghost.
Yeah, Chrisa.
Can you hear me, my fanny?
(16:49):
I sure can.
Don't touch my fanny too hard.
Oh, I'm dead.
What are you gonna do about it?
Do it one more time.
Like, whenever we're sitting inthe dark, like, if I lived over
there, I would totally fuck withthe oh my god.
SPEAKER_01 (17:10):
That just freaks me out a little.
Holy shit.
That was loud.
SPEAKER_02 (17:18):
That was really loud.
Is there anything behind us?
Can you put your car in reverseand look in the light?
Dude, that was fucking loud.
I wish it's hard about someonefucking with us.
Mm-hmm.
(17:39):
Holy shit.
Ooh, I lost my breath, girl.
Of course, the first night outafter pre-baby.
It's gonna be crazy.
Fuck yeah, it is.
Okay, how we want it.
Say the prayer about nothingcoming, leaving with us.
Only love and light can see us.
We are invisible to allnegativity and evil.
We am and are honored within ourspace.
(18:02):
We only observe energy.
We do not absorb it all day andall night.
Amen.
I wonder if that light ever goesout.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (18:21):
Can you make one more noise on the car?
That was loud as fuck.
Yeah, it was.
(18:49):
Let's see if there's a canon.
SPEAKER_02 (18:51):
Wouldn't that be crazy if there was a canon that
died at a hundred?
That would be insane.
I'd be like, that's a hell.
SPEAKER_01 (19:01):
Oh, okay.
Well, it was just a goodhypothesis.
That was it.
SPEAKER_02 (19:10):
Crossing over.
Who's crossing over?
Do you need help crossing over?
SPEAKER_00 (19:23):
Timothy has a message.
SPEAKER_02 (19:24):
Timothy has a message.
SPEAKER_01 (19:26):
What's your message, Timothy?
Oh, I forgot I had this.
There we go.
Parker.
Parker?
SPEAKER_02 (19:38):
Look at I put the sp the spotlight on.
SPEAKER_01 (19:41):
Oh, hell yeah.
Fell into disrepair.
SPEAKER_02 (19:47):
Fell into disrepair.
I think somebody's taken care ofthe cemetery very nicely.
What's some of the headstones,but you can see the light.
And I just put the side lighton.
Uh-huh.
My spotlight on the truck.
unknown (20:04):
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (20:05):
Well, you can come up to the light.
SPEAKER_01 (20:09):
Long time.
Long time.
SPEAKER_02 (20:19):
I hear if you see something.
SPEAKER_00 (20:21):
Thomas wants to talk.
SPEAKER_02 (20:23):
No, Thomas wants to talk.
Not this big one on the left,but the middle one, and then
there's a small one.
Okay.
And I saw, I don't know,something.
Thomas is lost.
Between the middle one and theback one.
I don't know what I saw, butsomething like flashed.
SPEAKER_01 (20:46):
I got goosebumps.
Oh, we got goosebumples.
I can't really feel it.
I can feel them, but they'rethere.
SPEAKER_02 (20:56):
Am I gonna see that thing slither again?
SPEAKER_01 (21:02):
Hopefully not.
Who else wants to talk to usthat is in the cemetery?
SPEAKER_02 (21:35):
I guess Calissa and Heather got really freaked out.
Yeah, what happened to them.
I forgot I thought they said itI thought Kiki said it was a
Dave that came through.
See if there's a Dave.
I thought she said Dave.
I can't be exact because I waswalking Jack when she was
telling me.
Uh-huh.
But I thought she said Dave.
(21:57):
Let's see.
SPEAKER_01 (21:58):
There's a few two Dave's.
Dad.
This one passed away 24 yearsold.
Wow.
And then this other guy, it saysunknown, but he passed away in
(22:19):
1865.
Is there a David here that wantsto talk?
SPEAKER_02 (22:34):
Do you remember the show Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Oh my god, a Nickelodeon.
That shit used to freak me out.
It's scary.
I was watching some like oldepisodes.
I'm like, it was kind of freaky.
Yeah, it really was.
Thomas is waiting for you.
What the fuck just hit my sideof the truck?
(22:55):
Thomas is what is he waiting forus to do?
Does Thomas want us to come intothe cemetery?
Alright, you guys, we're gonnago in the cemetery and we'll be
(23:17):
back and let you know what ourfindings are.
I'll just keep it recording.
Keep it recording?
Sweet.
Why not?
Alright.
So weird how they're fuckingplaced.
The fun thing, it's like, it'sgotta be like families.
(23:38):
I think so.
It's gonna it looks like areally small cemetery until you
get in there and you're like,well, it's a lot bigger than it
looks.
Oh laborer.
Laborer.
Is that what you were in yourlife?
I feel your pain.
Labor's a bitch.
SPEAKER_01 (24:06):
There's a lot of uh last name bishop here.
Huh.
We got quite a few bostics.
Like, look how many bostics arein the cemetery.
One, two, three, four, five,six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
(24:27):
eleven, twelve, thir thirteen ofthem.
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (24:32):
Is there any good riches in there?
No, let's see.
I found a Bradley.
Oh, in parentheses.
Roxana Roxy Bradley Bristol.
Screenshot that.
Okay.
So we did find a Bradley.
SPEAKER_01 (24:54):
Roxy?
You wanna talk, Roxy?
Okay, where's the G's?
SPEAKER_02 (25:03):
There's a lot of I don't see any flowers on any of
the grave by the graves.
Mm-mm.
Oh, there's Anna D.MerryGoodbridge.
Betsy Goodbridge, but she has nodeath date, but she was born in
1813.
(25:24):
Just as unknown death date.
There's a Catherine Goodrich, aChaunce.
I like that name ChaunceyGoodrich.
Chauncey.
There's a Gary, there's aHarriet.
There's Josiah.
There's another Josiah.
Very biblical name.
Melinda.
(25:48):
So that's quite a shit.
Oh, I follow this chick onTikTok that goes to graveyards
and finds.
What the fuck was that downthere?
What is it?
Your light went like this.
It was shining on the headstoneand it went dark, and now
there's just a little lightright there.
(26:09):
Something walked.
Already getting shit.
I know.
This is good.
They're probably wondering wherethe fuck we've been.
Probably.
SPEAKER_01 (26:27):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.
So I found ten family members ofthe Hamilton family.
So yeah, this has definitelygotta be a lot of families,
because there's a lot.
Dodging.
SPEAKER_02 (26:46):
Dodging.
Did I just see you dodge behindthe headstone?
Remember, there's a crawler upthere.
At the stroke of two.
At the stroke of two.
What time is it?
SPEAKER_01 (27:02):
Oh, we still got a while.
SPEAKER_02 (27:06):
Or two things.
SPEAKER_01 (27:08):
Let me get a simulation.
SPEAKER_02 (27:11):
That's so weird because what were we talking
about earlier tonight?
That's weird.
I've never got that on there.
Okay, so it's gonna pause for amoment because my husband was
calling me to let me know aboutthe baby.
That um he had just woke up andthat he put him back to sleep.
(27:38):
I don't know.
You know what is weird?
I opened something.
It was on the divine.
It was either Facebook orTikTok.
And I closed out of it and themusic was still playing.
So I like I went at my thing andthey closed all my apps.
Seven realms.
(27:58):
Seven realms.
And the music would not turn offtill I restarted my fucking film
as hell uh earlier today.
(28:23):
Oh well, I don't know what we'reon right now.
Well, maybe what's her face?
No, no, no.
You're not allowed in our house,in our car.
You're not allowed to follow ushome.
Tyler, the writer's friend.
SPEAKER_01 (28:47):
I'm sorry you cannot come with us.
We can come visit you, but I'mreally sorry you cannot.
Wow.
See, there's a Tyler here.
(29:08):
Sorry, Tyler for the middlename.
SPEAKER_02 (29:16):
What will never happen again?
SPEAKER_01 (29:28):
I found the last name Taylor.
SPEAKER_02 (29:33):
You mean Tyler?
Taylor, Tyler.
Tyler.
Like while never happen again.
SPEAKER_01 (30:01):
Are you afraid of us?
(30:22):
Did you see that again?
SPEAKER_02 (30:24):
What?
No.
I wasn't even looking overthere.
What am I looking at?
Between the second and the thirdgrave to the right of this big
one, I see something behind thesecond one.
SPEAKER_01 (30:43):
And I've infamous.
SPEAKER_02 (30:56):
Can you show yourself again?
Oh, I'm like a black thing.
Yeah.
But it was real quick.
It was enough to show a shadowon the um the back head stone.
(31:17):
Like it was like it was behindthe second one.
And like moved quick because Icould see just so the two
matching ones?
Nope, not the two matching ones.
See this big chest lookingpiece?
Yeah.
See the square looking onebehind it, and then there's a
(31:38):
little round one.
Yeah.
It's between that square one andthe round one.
Oh.
SPEAKER_01 (31:49):
And you know when you do though, it's what?
Something just ran.
SPEAKER_02 (31:58):
I'm not kidding you.
SPEAKER_01 (31:59):
Something's around.
Something just ran.
SPEAKER_02 (32:29):
Almost sounded like it was bear falling.
Like this.
I'm like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_01 (32:37):
There's something going on around the truck.
SPEAKER_02 (32:44):
I'm gonna get out.
From what I saw, I don't wanna.
Was it black?
Yeah.
But what's her balls?
The psychedelic one said thatthere's some kind of curse on
this left side, and everyonejust thought she was high-end
shrooms.
Years ago.
Oh, Lisa?
Yeah, she said there was like acurse on this side.
(33:07):
She could be right.
I mean, I wouldn't doubt it.
And why is there no gate for thedoor?
Right, they should have a gateto keep them in.
Yeah, but who the fuck took itoff?
There used to be a gate, yeah.
(33:30):
I just can't stop staring backthere.
I feel like it's gonna happenagain.
Whatever close to scene, too.
It scared the shit out of her.
SPEAKER_01 (33:41):
What?
On this side.
Let's just roll this on just alittle bit later so we can hear.
SPEAKER_02 (33:53):
Sorry, that whatever hit scared me, so I didn't.
This is the one that Scott won'tcome to.
Oh, this one?
Yeah.
He wouldn't, he will never.
He I he came here once with Tomand he said he's like, I'll
(34:15):
never go back there.
That bad.
I don't know what me and Kevinseen under that light that
night, that was Yeah.
It was almost like out of thisworld.
(34:35):
It was like, what the fuck wasthat?
If you guys bag that up about 10seconds, and then even like 15
minutes ago, you can hear italmost sounds like galloping.
I think that's what I wasthinking was barefoot.
SPEAKER_01 (35:02):
Enter here.
SPEAKER_02 (35:09):
Hidden here.
Hidden here.
You're hidden.
My body part.
My body part.
Why is your body part hidden?
SPEAKER_01 (35:24):
What did they do to you?
And anything I'm asking, we'regetting intelligent results.
SPEAKER_02 (35:42):
I'm sorry you were sick.
Dark entity.
What the fuck did I just seeover there?
Well, that's probably what meand Kevin seen underneath that
fucking light thing.
It slither is round.
I told you there's a crawler outhere, dude.
It's been known for years.
That's like I don't like that.
That kind of shit freaks me out.
Yeah.
I'm cool with like spirits, butnot entities that we don't know
(36:06):
correct.
Just saw.
Yeah, I told you what me andKevin.
SPEAKER_01 (36:15):
I see the light.
SPEAKER_02 (36:17):
Me and Kevin seen that or the light that made me
never want to walk through thereagain.
We desire.
unknown (36:23):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (36:24):
What do you desire?
Were you ever human?
Did you just hear that?
Yeah.
Human is right here on thetrunk.
Were you ever human?
The crawler that we've seen?
There's no way that was human.
No.
(36:46):
Rest home.
Rest home?
Maybe they're saying thecemetery is where they rest in
their home.
Yeah.
Shirley.
Shirley, see if there's aShirley that was buried here.
S H I R L E Yo.
SPEAKER_01 (37:46):
Oh, you can't do it there.
Yeah, I see that.
Sorry, I thought the windows itactually goes all the way back.
unknown (37:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (37:54):
You know what I mean?
Like from the outside, it looksso small, but like once you get
in there, you're like, damn,it's actually a lot bigger than
it looks.
Right.
No, it is.
You know what?
That was broken.
I can tell where the glue piecesare.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that onewas re Why is it all scratched
off?
I don't know.
Like perfect, perfect.
(38:15):
We gotta have it down a littlehoney so I can hear.
Can you show yourself?
Can you show yourself?
(38:51):
You don't want to talk to usanymore?
SPEAKER_01 (38:59):
My heart is just beating really, really off right
now.
That means something's gonnahappen.
SPEAKER_02 (39:08):
I feel like there was like a horse and carriage on
this road.
Like my left side of my heartfeels really weird.
SPEAKER_01 (39:19):
That's your senses.
Yes it is.
SPEAKER_02 (39:29):
Yes it is.
Where is that light coming from?
Lizard man.
Lizard man?
Oh fuck that shit.
Is that what me and Kevinseeing?
Don't do it all the way.
Don't do it all the way, becauseI want to hear it.
That would be reptilians.
SPEAKER_00 (39:52):
Aye.
SPEAKER_02 (39:54):
Aye is eyeing us.
That's what me and Kevinremember seeing.
They looked like it the eyes gotreally big.
Sissy is nearby.
And it looked like a snow, twosnowy TV screens.
It was creepy as fuck.
Well, you cannot go past thesegates.
(40:22):
That does not make me feel good.
Well, I told you there's acrawler out here, man.
Wanna see its face?
It was so quick.
Well, it could be different.
SPEAKER_01 (40:35):
This app even know what lizard people are.
SPEAKER_02 (40:38):
It said lizard man.
Data basis.
Databases.
SPEAKER_01 (40:45):
Lizard man usually means it's a reptilian.
SPEAKER_02 (40:48):
Well yeah.
It's non-human.
SPEAKER_01 (40:52):
I've dealt with reptilians.
The fuck does Abaddon mean?
Isn't a scythe um what the grandreaper uses?
Oh god.
Yep.
SPEAKER_02 (41:10):
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Now look up a badon.
A B A D D.
This is getting fucking creepy.
This is like beyond ghosthunting.
This is like uh baden refers toa Hebrew root, a Hebrew word for
(41:39):
destruction or a place ofdestruction, used in the Bible
to signify the underworld or therealm of the dead.
What the fuck?
It also names a specific demonicentity in the New Testament's
book of Revelations described asthe angel of the bottom
(42:01):
bottomless pit who commandsdemonic locust.
SPEAKER_01 (42:06):
Um popular culture Abaddon is a character in
various media, including aprominent antial television
series, blah blah blah.
So yeah, it means realm of thedead and destruction or ruin,
(42:27):
the king of the bottomless pit,focus, the same entity as I
talking about vehicle shuts off.
No, thank you.
No, no, I'll keep it on.
SPEAKER_02 (42:41):
I just don't understand what the scythe and
the bad end mean together.
Like, if it's oh, I just gotreally dizzy.
That's not good.
(43:03):
Like, why is there an evilpresence out here?
I don't understand.
Yeah, I don't either.
What the fuck happened out here?
We'll have to come back outhere.
We have more people.
unknown (43:14):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (43:15):
I'm sorry, but what I saw back there.
You you got wait till you seethe face.
No.
So this is what happened.
I'm gonna recap for ourlisteners.
Alright, so oh shit, we're stillrecording, aren't we?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I just told everybodyI was like scared.
She's scared.
Yep.
Alright, Good Ridge Cemetery inBruce Township has a reputation
(43:38):
of being haunted with variousclaims of paranormal activity
and encounters, includingsightings of a smoky, slinky,
crawler entity with static likeeyes.
That's from my podcast.
That's from the fucking episode,yes.
Yes.
Okay, so this is what happened.
(44:00):
So Michael's in the backseat.
I don't think you were with usthat night.
All I know is that Michael neverwould like he always has his
glasses on.
Uh-huh.
And for whatever reason, he tookhis glasses off.
He said he wasn't feeling good,and he took his glasses off.
SPEAKER_00 (44:18):
And during meditation.
SPEAKER_02 (44:20):
Me and Kevin, Kevin pulled in here.
And oh god, I'm gonna get theshivers.
So we're just sitting, me andKevin are sitting there and
we're like looking.
It's your bowl.
And it's like where that garbagecan is, it it looked like it
(44:42):
almost looked like a dog.
Like a form of a dog, but likelong.
And then it just started to likeslither.
It was black.
And then it like came up like asnake almost.
Yes, because it was behind thesecond one, and it just was eyes
got it like was looking at us,and I'm like, and it the eyes
(45:05):
got really long.
And it looked like snowy TV,like two TVs, and then like its
mouth opened, and then itdisappeared, and I was like,
Kevin's like, we just looked ateach other, I'm like, uh and
he's like, What was that thing?
And I'm like, it was like asnake dog, and he's like, it was
(45:26):
like slithering, and he's like,What were those things?
And I'm like, I think it was itseyes.
It looked like a s like a placein the past.
A place in the past, and theysaid Emily too.
Alright, so I'm going to play acouple more for you that were
recent when we were out there inthe last few weeks, okay.
(45:52):
Okay, so so far they said hidingfrom the bad person, they are
not nice and programmed.
What do you have?
Should I turn this off?
Yeah, I have to.
Sometimes they it will like talkto each other.
SPEAKER_01 (46:22):
Enchantment.
SPEAKER_02 (46:24):
Am I supposed to click on some of these or
something?
It's like reverb or echo orwhite noise.
Don't you don't this person isbad.
Who's bad?
Okay, wait.
Is this person living?
Catherine.
Catherine.
(46:48):
Maybe stop it for a second justbecause I think with the
recording, I think we're gonnaget confused.
Yeah.
Who's Catherine?
Christina.
But with a CH.
SPEAKER_03 (46:59):
That's almost people trying to spell my name.
SPEAKER_02 (47:04):
Okay, so now I'm out with Christina and they said her
name spelled differently, butstill said Christina.
SPEAKER_03 (47:12):
Wait, you said you're recording?
1980s.
Yeah, so Catherine andChristina.
SPEAKER_02 (47:25):
Dude, is that a fucking hundred percent?
Look at this.
SPEAKER_03 (47:34):
Mine's not a hundred.
Who's here with us?
Mine's right for me.
See, mine's a little more.
I just heard like a car door.
Like close.
(47:55):
I don't know if it echoed fromlike one of the houses.
Yes, a few houses.
Sounds like something's a howl.
SPEAKER_02 (48:09):
I know, but maybe it's coyotes.
SPEAKER_03 (48:12):
Oh.
SPEAKER_02 (48:18):
So are these bad people living or are they
deceased?
You guys don't want to talkanymore?
It's starting to feel reallyweird.
(48:42):
Like kind of dizzy.
It means there's like a lot ofenergy around.
This place, I I don't think it'slike so much just like the
cemetery.
There's like something around itin it.
SPEAKER_03 (48:59):
It'll probably happen.
Yeah.
My cigarette's really lighting.
Yeah.
I can't see.
Oh, I don't have that.
Who's here with us?
SPEAKER_02 (49:21):
And I completely stopped talking, but is that a
hundred?
Yeah, I just weird.
SPEAKER_03 (49:30):
Run.
Huh.
What about a rug?
unknown (49:45):
Better.
SPEAKER_00 (49:56):
Banshee.
SPEAKER_03 (49:58):
It's like wild.
How are there banshees outthere?
SPEAKER_02 (50:11):
We wanna talk right now.
Like this this is all differentshit than like what used to come
up.
SPEAKER_01 (50:17):
1910s.
Chained to it.
SPEAKER_02 (50:21):
Chained to it.
What are you chained to?
SPEAKER_03 (50:27):
Were you chained to something in the 1910s?
Gerald.
Gerald.
SPEAKER_02 (50:34):
Shells.
You didn't do that to that, didyou?
You just got a fresh threeounces and a change.
SPEAKER_03 (50:44):
Huh?
SPEAKER_02 (50:53):
You got Catherine too.
Right?
After it said evil isn't.
Did you just hear that?
It's uh You guys can clearlyhear that scream.
I'm gonna play it back again.
Did you just hear that?
(51:15):
Right there, I'm gonna play itagain.
Brush three ounces and itchanged.
SPEAKER_03 (51:34):
Right after it's like evil as me.
SPEAKER_02 (51:36):
Did you just hear that?
Play it again.
And you got Catherine too.
Right here.
SPEAKER_03 (51:47):
Right after it said evil as me.
Did you just hear that?
SPEAKER_02 (51:50):
That was like a man screaming.
Clear as day.
It sounded like something wasbrushing through leaves.
Nope, screaming.
And again.
SPEAKER_01 (52:12):
I have to walk.
SPEAKER_02 (52:17):
Our friend Tom feels like this is an elemental
cryptid out here, I think iswhat it's called.
I just want to know if you wereever human.
Whatever that slithering thingis, it is very freaky, and
there's no way that that couldhave ever been human.
(52:40):
You tell us what it was?
Yeah, what it is?
Put the puzzles, the puzzlepieces together.
SPEAKER_03 (52:46):
Can you tell us what that slithering thing is?
My truck is a canyon.
SPEAKER_02 (52:55):
Going to the canyon.
I don't know if that means itcould be the truck or it could
be the grand canyon.
The Grand Canyon.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Can you guys please give us somefeedback on you know, um, we
(53:17):
really want to get to the bottomof like what we're experiencing
out here.
SPEAKER_03 (53:28):
When they're too long, sometimes it's annoying.
SPEAKER_02 (53:29):
I know.
SPEAKER_01 (53:33):
All right, part two.
SPEAKER_02 (53:44):
If we have evil attachments, you may not attach
yourselves to us or the vehicle,come back with us, nothing.
You have to stay here, and we'reonly here to communicate.
That is it.
Yes.
Love and light only.
Sorry.
SPEAKER_03 (54:03):
So is there something you want to say?
SPEAKER_02 (54:08):
Dude, it's fucking at a hundred.
SPEAKER_03 (54:11):
I know.
See, mine's not.
It's weird.
SPEAKER_02 (54:17):
Does yours go to a hundred there?
I was wondering if the radio orsomething is.
No, so we debunked that.
Alright, you guys, we debunkedit.
So my phone is sitting in frontof the screen of the truck, and
it's still at a hundred.
Christina put her phone right bymine, and it's the same app.
The same app, and it's at like55.
(54:37):
So we just debunked that.
SPEAKER_03 (54:41):
And we're getting different responses on each of
our phones, too.
It's almost a phone room.
Really?
Yes, ma'am.
I didn't pay attention.
We should look at the calendarat work, but I didn't want to
start sounds like I wanna knowwhat cultural timelines.
SPEAKER_02 (55:01):
Cultural timelines?
SPEAKER_00 (55:03):
What does that mean?
SPEAKER_02 (55:08):
Like, are we in between timelines?
We that's what they keep that'swhat everyone keeps saying on
TikTok.
Okay.
What is this slithery thing thatwe all have seen?
And the hat man.
Yes, that too.
He walks around with a top hatand a long black jacket.
(55:30):
Is that all the same thing?
Different looks, or is itseparate?
SPEAKER_00 (55:35):
Like an elusive cryptid.
Oh, what does that mean?
SPEAKER_02 (55:39):
Holy shit, that was an intelligent response.
What does that mean?
It means that it's a cryptid.
So it means it's not human.
It's never human.
Okay, so are you an elementalcryptid?
Oh, I can't wait to call Tom.
And a and a loose- oh my god, mycook coin.
(56:02):
My dude, my maps are moving.
What's a kooky?
Kuo koi.
You wanna look that up?
SPEAKER_00 (56:13):
Gerald is revealing truths in a desperate act.
SPEAKER_03 (56:19):
Um, I don't know how to take that.
Do you want to look that up?
Yeah.
Okay, so stop this.
SPEAKER_02 (56:27):
Gerald is revealing truth.
What kind of truth?
What's it?
It's C-U-C-U-Y.
Is it Y or V?
Y.
I think, yeah.
C U C Y.
(56:49):
May.
In May, like in the month of Mayor the name May?
Spanish or like that.
Boogeyman figure.
SPEAKER_00 (57:00):
I heard a tap.
SPEAKER_02 (57:02):
I heard a tap.
SPEAKER_03 (57:05):
So that man walking.
A boogeyman figure.
SPEAKER_02 (57:08):
Holy shit.
That was such a res uhintelligent response.
I I don't get fish.
Did somebody curse this land?
Like, is that what's going onhere?
I I feel like there's a lotgoing on here right now.
There's a lot of seclusion.
Occlusion.
(57:29):
What does occlusion mean?
I know what conclusion means.
What is occlusion?
O C C L U.
SPEAKER_00 (57:37):
On a homeless night.
SPEAKER_02 (57:41):
S-I-O-N.
I know I'm here.
Well, the moon's out tonight,so.
SPEAKER_03 (57:48):
The blockage or closing of an opening blood
vessel or hollow organ.
What the fuck?
Dude, there's some weird shitout here.
We're not getting up.
SPEAKER_02 (58:00):
Fuck no.
Do you want us to come back on amoonless night?
Is that what you're telling us?
Or did the curse happen on amoonless night?
(58:21):
Of course I gotta fucking pee,but I'm waiting.
SPEAKER_03 (58:31):
Oh.
unknown (58:32):
What the fuck?
SPEAKER_03 (58:35):
And that's what I was gonna say because I feel
like I'm not waiting because I'mnot recording anymore, but like
this that way can look up wordsthat we don't know what they
mean, because it's crazy.
The responses.
Like the boogie Capian?
Yeah.
The boogeyman?
That that's freaky.
That like freaks me out a littlebit.
And when we're asking about theslithering, and then uh what
what what did I just say thatSpanish boogeyman?
(58:58):
Right, and then the umocclusion?
What did that say?
A blood vessel opening orclosing or something something
like bloodless organ.
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (59:10):
Sorry, a little fizzle there.
This is fucking weird.
There's just some weird shitthat goes on here.
So who cursed this land?
And like when?
Is it has it been many curses?
One curse?
SPEAKER_03 (59:24):
I mean, we wanna like we're trying to understand.
That's all we wanted to do isunderstand.
SPEAKER_02 (59:34):
I have so much evidence to put onto the next
podcast episode.
So that'd be like two parts,three parts.
SPEAKER_03 (59:47):
Especially it's such a like it's a smaller cemetery.
I know.
SPEAKER_02 (59:53):
So it's like hey, it's always a hole in the wall,
places are the best.
SPEAKER_03 (59:57):
No, I know, but I'm just saying it's like what
SPEAKER_02 (01:00:01):
Record one more time.
This is part three of KidderRoad Cemetery.
Telling us to conduct a stand,it's like uh no Mason.
Your Freemason?
Or the main Mason.
Exactly what I was thinking.
SPEAKER_00 (01:01:42):
Oh shoot.
SPEAKER_02 (01:01:51):
Yeah, all right, so that noise that you hear, I was
literally underneath this treepeeing, and you could hear like
branches snapping, and itsounded like the tree was in
like this wind tunnel and therewas no wind.
So I had this fear that thistree was gonna like rip out and
(01:02:11):
fall on top of me while peeing.
And now listening back to this,you can actually hear the
branches snapping.
(01:02:38):
Okay, and that breathing thatyou hear is not her or I.
We are both outside of thetruck, and you can hear the
lock.
Like clearly, it's not us.
Sorry if you guys hear the babya little bit.
I don't know if you guys canhear it from upstairs, but he's
had a fussy night and dad is upthere with him, so I can
podcast.
But, anyways, I'm gonna rewindthis again so that you guys can
(01:03:00):
hear this breathing.
Now, keep in mind this hashappened plenty of times on one
of the older podcasts over ayear ago when Chris and I got
out of the truck, and you canhear the locking thing that
happens when you get out with akey fob, and you hear some weird
girl say, Well, first you hearthe door open, and then you hear
her say, Oh, hello.
(01:03:21):
Like, same thing.
You can hear this thingbreathing.
Let me play it back again.
Oh my god.
(01:03:45):
Again.
Now you can hear us getting backinto the truck, so you know it
wasn't us.
(01:04:05):
Very creepy.
Okay, not yet.
And you can still hear itbreathing.
SPEAKER_03 (01:04:21):
And then a random dog.
Dude, did you hear that?
That was the tree.
That was fucking so loud.
And we would have heard we hadnot heard that once.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Woo!
SPEAKER_02 (01:04:40):
Oh my god, you guys.
Something was like knocking atthe tree and like shaking it,
you know, it's peeing underneathof it.
SPEAKER_03 (01:04:47):
I mean, we would my window, I would hear it.
I did not hear that once.
SPEAKER_02 (01:04:54):
So I'm gonna stop this episode right here because
clearly there's a lot going on.
And again, um, I usually put mylive recordings right on to the
podcast for like a blind reveal,even for us, because instead of
having to go through evidencetwice, listening to it, editing
it, then putting it on thepodcast, I like it again to be
(01:05:14):
authentic and raw.
So I just play it right on tothe microphone without even me
listening to what you know,anything that happened that
night.
Um, clearly you can hear a manbreathing, very creepy.
So there's still some evidencethat we have to go through, but
our conclusion on all of us, soit would be myself, Tom, Krissa,
(01:05:36):
and Christina.
We definitely think somethingnon-human is out there.
Well, we know there is.
Um the backstory behind it, Ihave no idea.
We did all talk about going tothe library out there and trying
to find some facts, actualfacts, to see, you know, what
that land was before, um, theland around it, farmland, or
(01:05:59):
this or that, or you know, justanything that we can dig up and
do a deep dive and kind of tryto understand this more.
But we're definitely gonna needmany more visits out there to
make more of a more clear-headedum I guess conclusion of all
this.
(01:06:19):
But thank you guys for listeningand tune in for some more.
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