September 7, 2025 • 30 mins
Josh napalms his throat with Fire Hot Fritos and then explains how he let AI draft his fantasy team… to an F. Amanda declares it the Season of All The Germs and the Microsoft Planner of Doom (167 “due today” tasks!), while the Wilsons unpack kid boredom, screen-time rage-quits, and transitions that need a landing strip. Then it’s Gainesville game-day anthropological fieldwork: “Team Mario Brothers,” vanished shorts, white cowboy boots, and bleachers hot enough to sear a memoir. Recommendations include Halloween book-nook kits and the cinematic perfection of Paddington 2. Plus: shout-outs to Chicken Tom, Refined Gay Jeff, and the end-credits football roster you didn’t know you needed.
Talking points
- AI-drafted fantasy team: how to earn an F without trying
- Household plague, deadlines, and why 95 overdue tasks is progress
- Kid boredom vs. screens: dopamine, coding, and the art of stopping
- Midtown safari: Mario mustaches, micro-shorts, and molten bleachers
- Recs: Michael’s book-nook kits & Paddington 2 (Wes-ish wonder)
- End-credits football thank-yous to the Super Familiar fam.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Familiar Wilson's Media Relationships are the
story.
You are made of meat, my friend, all the way down.
The following podcast useswords like and and also If
you're not into any of that shit, then now's your chance.
Three, two, one run.
(00:21):
I'm super familiar with you,Wilson, Get it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Welcome to Super Familiar with the Wilsons.
I'm Amanda.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And I'm Josh and Amanda.
I just ate fire hot Fritos.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Why Right before podcasting?
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Because it's like one of those things where I can't
just do the thing I want to do Igot to make it fancy like Evel
Knievel, okay and Because it'slike one of those things where I
can't just do the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I want to do.
I got to make it fancy likeEvel Knievel, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And so it's not that I can just cross the street.
I got to jump it, and so, inthis case, I got a podcast when
my throat and my larynx areburning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You don't even like the hot fire, cheetos I know,
that's the mystery here.
I don't know why I've done this.
Winthrop requested them for hislunch and I don't know why,
because I don't think he eatsthem.
So all I can think of is it'slike some sort of cultural
cachet in the elementary schoolcafeteria.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What if he like, uses them as like a weapon for
bullies, like he grinds them upand throws the powder in their
faces?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, we've not heard yet from administration, so I'm
not sure that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Because he is the ninja of third grade.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I mean, he gets away with some stuff here that I'm
like I didn't know you did that,so maybe it is football season.
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And I'm very, very intrigued by fantasy football
this year because I didsomething I've never done before
.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Do tell.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I am in a fantasy football league.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
If you've been listening for any amount of of
time.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You know that I do this every year with some
friends across the sea and everyyear I'm like I'm american, I
know more about football, youdon't.
We have proven that I knowsignificantly less about
football than my counterpartsover there, but I think they're
really what it is is.
I don't have the patience tosit through all of these rounds
of fantasy drafting right.
It just gets really frustratingfor me and I can't keep track
of who's still on the board andthen you only have one minute to
pick and I get stressed and Ijust don't like it.
(02:15):
I just don't like it.
I wish what we could do is wecould keep the same team every
year and then, like, make trades, like, have it be yeah, like,
like real football, like realfootball, instead of having to
pick a whole ass new team everyyear.
So I've tried various strategiesthroughout the years, including
one year drafting fourquarterbacks who do you have to
give up to have fourquarterbacks?
(02:35):
That didn't work out so welllast year and so this year I'm
like fine, good, none of thiscrazy stuff.
I'm gonna rely totally on onchat, gpt to make all of my
picks.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So how did you?
Did you just give it like hey,pick my things.
Or did you give it like thefantasy football drafting thing
specifically for your team?
Well, no, like your network.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
No, no, no.
I said I'm drafting, you know,give me the best possible
strategy and the best possibleteam, and so what I did is,
every round, I would type inwho's off the board like who got
?
Picked and then it would justinstruct me who to pick, and I
did.
I'm like great, it's got all ofthe stats.
It knows exactly what it'stalking about.
(03:17):
At the end of the draft, mydraft grade, as determined by
the way by, I guess the AIsomewhere else was F A stench of
cow.
manure hovers over thisperformance.
I am projected to win no gamesthis year ChatGPT screwed you.
Boy did it ever and again.
(03:37):
This is why I'm not worriedabout Skynet, because ChatGPT,
in this case, was outsmarted byboth Belson brothers.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's rude.
Gavin Belson's talking somecrap to you on our WhatsApp chat
too, friend.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Is he?
Well, all I did was thismorning because I like to talk
shit, even when I do itundeservedly yeah no, you have
no right, and so I'm playingGavin's team this week and I
messaged him this morning andsaid okay, how much am I gonna
win by this week?
And, by the way, I'm at a 70%chance of losing this game,
which is like saying it's summerin Florida, it might rain.
(04:13):
No it's definitely gonna rain,I'm definitely gonna lose, and
so of course I talk shit to theBelsons and they're polite about
it, but mostly they probablyjust ignore it.
But what has Gavin said?
If you can just read the thread, because I've not opened- it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You opened up by saying by how much do we think I
will beat Gavin in fantasyfootball this week?
And he said who knows?
You're only currently predictedto lose by 20.
You said predictions are shitand he said so is your team.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh wow, you know it's good that I, for that little
moment, I give Gavin a feelingof efficacy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Gavin's usually the nice one and that was pretty
harsh and I'm impressed by it.
Good job, gavin.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I think, after all these years, the honeymoon's
finally over.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you know that it's been like four years since
we've been friends with him?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, in COVID years it feels like 10.
I know.
So anyway, we did not recordlast week because we were both
sick.
The whole family, everyone'ssick, right?
I wasn't sick.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Last weekend I was sick of all you people being
sick, but now I'm sick.
I woke up with a damn coughthis morning, like I woke up
coughing.
I didn't wake up and then cough.
I was coughing and woke upwhile I was doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's super annoying , yeah, and I feel like the
world is sick right now and theworld is getting sick and the
world is being sick and I justdon't like it.
I don't understand it.
This is just the world in whichwe live.
Maybe this is just indicativeof the times in which we live.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I don't know that it's the time in which we live,
other than it is that time ofyear where all of the people
have gone back to school, sothey're home during the summer,
and we've got a kid who goes toelementary school, where none of
those jokers cover their mouthwhen they sneeze and all that
stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh no, I'm quite certain that coughing into each
other's mouth is like anelective, and that's just the
thing that they do.
They just go around like plantspollinating each other, or
whatever.
They're coughing into eachother's mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then we've got Muffy, who's moved into a dorm
with, you know, on a sharing, ashared bathroom, shared showers,
shared kitchen, with all ofthese people.
Who knows what their littlebrothers and sisters are
coughing into.
So then we've just got likethis petri dish of children,
both 18 year old ones, in eightyear old ones, where they're all
(06:22):
just sharing all the germs.
So Muffy got really sick,winthrop got really sick.
I've been home with Winthropthe past, uh, the last two days.
You thankfully came and savedmy sanity halfway through the
day on Friday, but you've beensick for about five weeks.
You're finally getting rid ofthe cough and I have managed to
stay.
I've been every once in a whileI'm like I don't feel great,
but I've managed to pop out ofit.
(06:42):
But it has come for me.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, we got to take care of mama, so that's what
we'll do.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Well, it's what stinks, because I've used my
sick days to be home with thesick child Like now I.
Are you out of sick days?
No, I'm not out of sick days.
I could take like six months ofsick days, but meaning I have
deadlines.
You know my work and MicrosoftPlanner is a giant pain.
(07:07):
I don't like it, but everyFriday it sends me an email to
tell me how many tasks that Ihave due that day.
Hate it because it's the worstthing to wake up to.
So when I woke up Fridaymorning and I checked my email,
it said you have 135 tasks duetoday.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I thought it was 167.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Maybe it was 167.
So I have 167, whatever.
I screenshot it and send it toyou, whatever it was.
Now I got a wrap-up email goinginto Monday today from
Microsoft Planner and now I have95 tasks due.
So I managed to blow throughquite a bit of them on Friday
because you came home and I justput my head down and just did
(07:41):
all that stuff I needed to do.
But I'm not looking forward tothe 95 overdue tasks that I have
tomorrow, because then I stillhave tasks that are due at the
end of the week.
So while I do have all the sicktime, I can't do it.
I can't, you can't use it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, it's interesting because you have 99
things due, but then stuff'sgonna get added to you this week
, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's the whole thing why I don't even worry about my
emails anymore and how manyemails I have unopened.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You know that that stresses me the mess out when I
see your red notifications.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Of course I have several email accounts.
I have my work email, I've gotlike my art email, I've got
super familiar you know thisemail and then other podcasts
that we've had.
I've had emails I shouldprobably consolidate into just
Josh at joshcom or whatever.
But you want to guess how manyemails, like a realistic number
of how many emails unopened, youthink?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have 2,147.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
4,346.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh, no wait, 47.
I can't One just came through Ican't.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Do you want to know how many I have open?
Go ahead Six.
I mean unopened Six, because Ican't stand.
This must be my OCD.
We've been talking about my OCDtendencies.
That must be my OCD.
But Muffy doesn't care either.
She's got all the rightnotifications for voicemails,
texts unopened and emails.
I don't know how you guysfunction like that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
We live in a world in which we do not know any given
day what laws are going to bestruck down, what country we're
at war with, how many thousandsupon billions of added dollars
in our you know what we have tospend on our budget because of
tariffs.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Listen emails smallest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And with all of this stuff happening in our world,
our lovely eight-year-old sonstill has the gall to say many
times a day I'm bored well, Imean he will read.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Like if you put him in the car with a book or you
have a book at school, he'llread.
But at home, unless it'sbedtime, he don't want to read.
So he needs you to constantlybe stimulating for him and I
can't.
I don't have the energy anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't remember being this like I don't know.
I don't want to say needy,because that's that feels
pejorative, but like I spent alot of time in my life alone,
only child, and all this, andthat to a single parent, I had
to amuse myself, right.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And so I would have books, I would play with the
little star Wars things, which,by the way, playing little star
Wars figurines and all the chipsand all this and that by
yourself, it turns out to bevery depressing.
But anyway, the point is isthat I had to learn to amuse
myself.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I've had to play the Barbies by myself because, while
I am not an only child, I amsignificantly younger than the
rest of my siblings.
The next older sibling was 14.
And so nobody was playingBarbies with me.
So I had I mean, I had tofigure out how to entertain
myself too, and maybe it'sbecause we didn't have screens
like they have screens.
Well, we had, like Saturdaymorning cartoons, but then then
(10:40):
we had to figure out what to do.
Now it's constant, and thenwhen we tell him screen time is
over, it's like we've cut offhis lifeline to whatever it is
he needs to continue to survive.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I wonder if our kids are going to be as creative as
generations before them.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Our older kids are really creative, yeah, so maybe
Okay, but see, Winthrop.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think, though, now it's like he's in the time where
so much is generated for you,there's so much access to
stimuli.
I mean, I'm not even talkingabout AI, which, like, make me a
photograph of.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Blippi.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I can't stand that on a pogo stick and all these
things.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, I can't stand that.
Don't use AI to generate images.
Don't do it.
It's bad for the environmentand it's bad for your brain.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, but this is my question.
It's just a question to you Doyou think that our kids are
going to have the internalresources to still be able to
create original works ofcreation?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I do, because Daniel does make films and things like
that and he doesn't AI generatethat.
Andrew doesn't AI generate themusic that he creates, right,
and now he's taking visual artclasses.
Muffy is a visual art, you know.
She's an art history major.
She is anti-AI, like just veryanti-AI.
(11:53):
I don't have to worry about her.
I will say with Winthrop thathe doesn't know AI yet.
But the thing with him and Iknow it bugs you because you'd
rather him watch TV than be onhis tablet but the thing I like
about what he's doing on histablet is he is creating levels
in this game that he plays, sohe's coding, like he's learning
how to code from Andrew.
He's coding, he's buildinglevels, he is testing them, and
(12:17):
so he's at least doing some sortof engagement with it and not
passively receiving theinformation like when he watches
tv.
The reason I think that youdon't like it is because it's
really hard for him to disengagefrom it when it's time to
disengage no, he's like youwon't like me when I'm angry.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And then he hulks out yeah, yeah which I, I feel like
, is.
It's one of those things withthe deleterious effects of the
screen, then the blue lightlight and tapping straight into
his dopamine center so that itbecomes more difficult for him
to get any sort of hits off ofanything else but a screen.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I think that part of because he doesn't freak out
like that when we turn the TVoff right, still a blue light,
still a screen, passiveconsumption.
I think what's going on withhim is and we know this from all
of our other kids is thattransitions are very, very
difficult and so even when hehas okay, you got to set a timer
(13:12):
, you got 30 minutes if hehasn't completed whatever task
it is, then he has a very hardtime just going.
Okay, I can do this later.
Like he can't see that if Istop now, I'm going to be able
to come back to it later.
So there are some like activeparenting we have to do around
that and some understanding thatjust stopping right in the
(13:33):
middle.
If you were creating a song andI came to you and said, okay, we
got to do this, you got to stopright now, that would also be
hard, for you'd say, let me justlike, let me wrap this up, or
let me get to a point where Ican wrap it up.
So I think we have to do somesome give and take with him on.
Yes, your timer went off, whatis it that you're doing right
now?
Then you, you know, here's thething that you have to get to to
(13:56):
be able to complete it and movealong yeah, give me a break,
kid, I'm gonna take that screenfrom you, right?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh?
Parenting advice from theWilsons Woo.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
From one Wilson.
Don't take the other one'sadvice All right, but let's get
back to football.
And now it's time for SportsTalk with Amanda.
So it's football season, right,but it's also the second week
of football here in this biguniversity town in which we have
a football team that,historically, has done really,
(14:28):
really well.
And then it wasn't doing well,and then they did.
The thing that always annoys meis that they were ranked
preseason.
I hate that.
I hate preseason rankings.
I don't like it Becauseeverybody's like, oh look, I'm
ranked this, and then they go tothe first week and they lose,
because everybody's like, ohlook, I'm ranked this, and then
they go to the first week andthey lose.
So I mean we won our first weeklike hands down, because we
were playing like a paycheckteam, like they just show up.
(14:50):
Muffy was saying she felt reallybad for them.
I said, listen, they knew whatthey were getting into when they
came here.
And they came here because thisis the game that's going to
carry them throughout the seasonas far as the money that
they're going to make on ticketsales and stuff.
Don't feel bad for them, theyknew.
Then yesterday we were all likeand then they lost by one point
to my undergrad alma mater.
(15:11):
So, whatever, it's my graduatealma mater and my current
employer lost to my undergradalma mater.
I don't really care either way.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Why are you not naming these teams?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay, the University of Florida lost to the
university of south florida.
Go bulls, I am also a go gator,but whatever I won, it doesn't
matter.
My team won because I they'reboth my teams, but you and I
decided to do some sightseeingyesterday before the game yeah,
yeah, we went downtown.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
actually, we went downtown because we were looking
for DJ's Cast Iron Burgers,which is usually a food truck
that's set up closer to our partof town, but, game day, I've
come to find out they moveacross town.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Right across the stadium.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
In the middle of the action which good on them, of
course they should and they justcame out with a Lagway burger,
which DJ Lagway is thequarterback of the Gators, and
so they so they, I guess teamedup with him to make this burger,
which I've not had yet becauseit has peppers on candied
jalapenos.
Yeah I'm not.
I'm not dogging it, I'm just.
It doesn't feel like a thingfor me, although I freaking love
(16:14):
dj's regular burgers.
So we went downtown looking forthese things, and downtown
close to game time is a lot offun.
I say downtown.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Midtown.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Midtown, which is near the university, is a lot of
fun.
It's just great people watching.
Apparently, a thing now amongstcollege students is mustaches.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh my God, they all look like they're trying to be.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
What did you call them?
Team Umario Brothers?
Yeah, because they wear theseonesies that are University of
Florida colored onesies, withouta shirt underneath, and so
they're just wandering around inthese hats and I know that
they're going for that look.
They have to be because theylook like Mario Brothers, but it
was just a blast.
I mean, it was hotter than shit, right, but it was a blast just
to people watch, which is oneof the Wilson's favorite
(17:00):
spectator sports.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh yeah, so Muffy was going to go to her first
tailgate.
She has yet to be to a game,which is fine, because it is One
thing that people say the swapit literally is because not a
lot of people know, or if you'renot from here, you don't know
that the football field is belowground level.
It's built like this bowl inwhich no air is circulating at
(17:25):
field level right.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
They shouldn't call it a bowl, you know, because it
gets so freaking hot.
It is a football walk.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
It is a walk.
It's a hot pot.
It's a walk, yeah.
So I mean, once it turns lovelyoutside like November, go to a
game.
It's beautiful.
It is too hot right now.
So we dropped Muffy off.
She was going to go to herfirst tailgate.
We dropped her off at the dorm.
We dropped Winthrop off at aplay date and you and I, well,
(17:53):
we went looking for DJs.
Djs wasn't there.
We looked it up.
I said, okay, we could do this.
So we went and parked at myoffice which is downtown, not
Midtown and we walked up and gotthe thing and you bought a
shirt and we sat and watched andthen we went back.
I was fine until right when Iwasn't, and then I got really
overheated.
But the people watching is sogood, it's so good.
but I have a question go aheaddo these women's mamas know that
(18:16):
the bottom of their shorts aremissing?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
okay, you say women's .
Speaker 2 (18:19):
We're talking about college, do these college girls
mamas know that the bottom oftheir shorts are missing.
And I am not even body shamingthem or whatever Do you?
You are super comfortable withyourself.
These are tiny little thingsthat aren't even shorts.
What I am concerned about Letme tell you.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So we were driving through the campus and kids were
walking to the stadium and atone point I'm like, oh, that's
all of her underwear.
Yes, because it's not just cutoff jean shorts.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It was also skirts, although I don't know that you
can call them skirts as much asjust large fabric belts.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Because you were definitely seeing, and I was
really I just did not want tolook.
I mean, first of all, these arekids, right, right, these are.
Yes, that could be my onlyguess, because they are sitting
on metal bleachers.
That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That is my concern about this, Not necessarily that
your bottom's hanging out, butthat you are going to go and it
is 95 degrees outside.
Student bleachers are in andthey're bleachers, they're not.
Seats are in the sun.
There is no way you are sittingdown.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And if you do, you're going to come back with lines
on your buns is what I'm sayingyou remember those metal slides
that we played on in playgroundsin the 80s.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That would get so hot like you would actually burn
yourself.
That's what they're sitting on.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
But then I said this to muffie and she said mom, they
don't go to the game, they justgo to the frat houses, the
tailgate oh, very interestingbecause I will say this that
that that makes me feel betterabout going to a game, because I
absolutely would not want tosit on those bleachers after
those people have sat in the sohot.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Everything's been sterilized.
The other thing that is a trendnow, and it just makes my feet
sweat, are these white cowboyboots.
So they're all wearing the tinyshorts or skirts.
Some of them have on bathingsuit tops, just triangle bathing
suit tops.
Most of them have on like atank top of some sort or crop
top, and then they're wearingthese tall white cowboy boots.
(20:44):
You know that their feet.
I pray to God they have tinysocks on in there because the
amount of sweat and smell thathas to be coming from these,
it's awful.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, that's probably why they call the stadium the
swamp Just the stink coming offof these things, and I imagine
that if I got close enough toone of them to hear them walk
that it would be sloshing okay,so gross so gross, but it's just
all of it, like the boys intheir striped uh overalls with
their mario mustache and andit's just all of it is so.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's so not what.
I I went to the University ofFlorida for undergrad.
I had football tickets in 1994and I was thinking about this.
I'm like, what did I wear?
I wore probably khaki shortsfrom Old Navy and I I wore like
a gator t-shirt like this.
This wasn't a thing the likeshrinking of the clothing.
(21:41):
And it's amazing because, youknow, I took buffy yesterday
into alumni hall which is a fanstore here where you can because
she didn't have anything gatorbranded.
The only thing she had gatorbranded was a sweatshirt.
You're not wearing thattomorrow, I mean yesterday.
So I took her in and she wanteda tank top and they had these
cute little tank tops 75.
(22:02):
It was insanity.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well, I bought a polo yesterday.
I think it was like last yearor the year before, I guess
their design or whatever.
But really it was just anorange polo with the word Gators
on it.
Very nice for a relativelylittle amount of money.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, no, you did really well with that.
But then she looked at me andshe said Mom, can we go to
Target and I'll buy a white tanktop?
Do you have orange and blueribbon?
I did so.
We bought her a $5 tank top.
She got some orange and blueribbon tied, little ribbons on
the straps done.
Thankfully she didn't feel likeshe needed to spend a lot of
money on this.
But my point is the tiny littleclothes are very expensive, so
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it's not based on the amount ofyardage of fabric that you need.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, see, I don't understand that, though that's
definitely a thing that likewith women's clothing pink tax
what the pink tax.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's a thing, it's a, it's a term.
For you know, like razors aremore expensive for women than
they are for men, because pinktax not really a tax, but it's
like it is inflated retail valuebased on it being directed
toward women.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yep, what a luxury you have.
I'm so jealous.
Love it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And yesterday you realized that it's got to be
miserable to wear a bra.
That is a thing.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, I didn't understand what was happening on
the top half of these girls.
Actually the bottom half got itsorted, top half.
There's this one thing thatthey do where they wear a top
bra, where you know how usuallyyou have a strap over each
shoulder.
Oh yeah, there's a thing nowwhere I saw several of them
where they have two strapscoming off of the left and right
(23:37):
side, but they go towards oneshoulder.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, it's like an asymmetrical thing.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But it looks like they're strapped into it, guess
now than like a.
A college girl walking towardsa, a game, right the stadium, in
100 degree weather, wearingshorts that are way too short,
cowboy boots and, like everyfive seconds, messing with their
top yes it's falling down orthings are coming out, or they
(24:07):
want things to come out, orwhatever it's like.
I don't understand it.
What torture is that?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I, I don't know, but it's I, I was wearing a bra and
it um, it is just miserable.
It's, it's, it's just too damnhot, it's just too damn hot okay
, very good, this has beensports with amanda.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
No one likes to be told what to do.
All right now is the time inthe program where we tell you
what to do, amanda.
What should we do?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
okay, if you like to craft which I do and you love
the spooky season, which I do,if you have a michael's near,
which I do you should go and gettheir craft sets where you can
build like they have those booknook kits that you build the
thing and it sits between yourbooks on the bookshelf.
They have a ton of those forHalloween and Muffin have bought
(25:06):
some and they're like 30% offright now and it's just a really
fun way to spend an afternoon.
Let you a few falls intocandles, turn the air down if
you live in Florida, so you canpretend like it's fall outside
put on some football or somefall music and just have a nice
crafting afternoon.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Very good.
My recommendation is simple Gosee Paddington 2.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, not go see it, go to your TV and see Paddington T
.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That is probably the best movie I've seen this year
and we saw the first one and weloved it.
But this one was extradelightful because it almost
feels like it was directed byWes Anderson.
It had a couple of musical acts, it had just the art direction
in it.
I can't explain it any morethan being than saying to you
(25:56):
that it's Wes Anderson like.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It was very charming.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It was so good, such a great message.
And how can you not lovePaddington?
And, by the way, paddington animmigrant.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Just leaving that right there.
So you're saying probably thebest movie you saw this year and
you saw Superman and you reallyloved Superman.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh my gosh, this is so much better than Superman.
Superman was good, but this isthe best movie of the year, even
though it came out a while ago.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, best movie of Josh's year.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
There you go.
All right, amanda, that's allthere is.
There is no more Ding ding.
What do you think about thatwhole mess?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I just love it.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
A couple of updates on some of our friends.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm still talking about what I loved and you cut
me off.
You interrupted me, don't lookat me.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's right.
That's what Winthrop says to us.
Every time something happensthat he doesn't like, he says
don't look at me.
I do want to give you someupdates on some of our friends.
Chicken tom is chicken tom, nomore.
The last chicken has has welldeparted this world and he is
done with chickens.
(27:05):
I don't blame him.
I did tell him that he wouldstill be called chicken tom,
that he was stuck with that.
But that's just now his name.
It's not a reality.
Um refine gay, jeff.
We haven't heard from him in awhile, and so we just want to
send him our love.
He's doing okay.
Folks, don't want you to beworried about him, but you know
it's it's.
It's kind of hard out thereright now, and so all of us are
(27:26):
just doing the best we can.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
And so, jeff, we love you and we always are
constantly thinking of you yeah,and it and it's a rough time to
be a teacher, which Jeff is.
So, jeff, you're out theredoing the good work, keep doing
it.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
So those are our updates, and we do, of course,
want to give our list of folkswithout whom this podcast would
not be possible, and so we wantto thank the following people we
want to thank Matt, who's incharge of the We'll Get them
Next Year League.
We want to thank Antonio he'sthe equipment manager in charge
(28:00):
of deflating footballs.
We want to thank Leo he cankick a Gatorade bottle 40 yards
easy.
We want to thank Ryan Baker,the offensive coordinator.
Of course, we want to thankRefined Gay Jeff, our fashion
consultant for End Zone Dances.
Joey, joey.
Thanks to Danny Buckets, ourrunning back only runs to the
(28:21):
concession stand.
Chicken Tom, the mascotwrangler Not the mascot,
definitely not.
Josh Scar, statistician keepstrack of nachos eaten.
Monique from Germany,international scout Mark and
Rachel replay officials arguingin slow motion and Dan and.
Gavin, the entire offensive line, big, immovable and always late
to the huddle.
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Thank you all, we appreciateyou.
Sorry we missed a week.
If this week was kind of rough,it's because I'm just getting
over being sick and Amanda isstarting to get sick, yeah it's
so good, I love it so much.
It's just what you get.
But until next week, folks,hopefully next week y'all take
care of yourselves, take care ofyour health, that's all we got
(29:01):
Go be kind, bye, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
No-transcript.
Familiar Wilson's Media Relationships are the
story.
You are made of meat, my friend, all the way down.
The following podcast useswords like and and also If
you're not into any of that shit, then now's your chance.
Three, two, one run.
(00:21):
I'm super familiar with you,Wilson, Get it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Welcome to Super Familiar with the Wilsons.
I'm Amanda.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And I'm Josh and Amanda.
I just ate fire hot Fritos.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Why Right before podcasting?
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Because it's like one of those things where I can't
just do the thing I want to do Igot to make it fancy like Evel
Knievel, okay and Because it'slike one of those things where I
can't just do the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I want to do.
I got to make it fancy likeEvel Knievel, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And so it's not that I can just cross the street.
I got to jump it, and so, inthis case, I got a podcast when
my throat and my larynx areburning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You don't even like the hot fire, cheetos I know,
that's the mystery here.
I don't know why I've done this.
Winthrop requested them for hislunch and I don't know why,
because I don't think he eatsthem.
So all I can think of is it'slike some sort of cultural
cachet in the elementary schoolcafeteria.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What if he like, uses them as like a weapon for
bullies, like he grinds them upand throws the powder in their
faces?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, we've not heard yet from administration, so I'm
not sure that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Because he is the ninja of third grade.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I mean, he gets away with some stuff here that I'm
like I didn't know you did that,so maybe it is football season.
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And I'm very, very intrigued by fantasy football
this year because I didsomething I've never done before
.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Do tell.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I am in a fantasy football league.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
If you've been listening for any amount of of
time.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You know that I do this every year with some
friends across the sea and everyyear I'm like I'm american, I
know more about football, youdon't.
We have proven that I knowsignificantly less about
football than my counterpartsover there, but I think they're
really what it is is.
I don't have the patience tosit through all of these rounds
of fantasy drafting right.
It just gets really frustratingfor me and I can't keep track
of who's still on the board andthen you only have one minute to
pick and I get stressed and Ijust don't like it.
(02:15):
I just don't like it.
I wish what we could do is wecould keep the same team every
year and then, like, make trades, like, have it be yeah, like,
like real football, like realfootball, instead of having to
pick a whole ass new team everyyear.
So I've tried various strategiesthroughout the years, including
one year drafting fourquarterbacks who do you have to
give up to have fourquarterbacks?
(02:35):
That didn't work out so welllast year and so this year I'm
like fine, good, none of thiscrazy stuff.
I'm gonna rely totally on onchat, gpt to make all of my
picks.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So how did you?
Did you just give it like hey,pick my things.
Or did you give it like thefantasy football drafting thing
specifically for your team?
Well, no, like your network.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
No, no, no.
I said I'm drafting, you know,give me the best possible
strategy and the best possibleteam, and so what I did is,
every round, I would type inwho's off the board like who got
?
Picked and then it would justinstruct me who to pick, and I
did.
I'm like great, it's got all ofthe stats.
It knows exactly what it'stalking about.
(03:17):
At the end of the draft, mydraft grade, as determined by
the way by, I guess the AIsomewhere else was F A stench of
cow.
manure hovers over thisperformance.
I am projected to win no gamesthis year ChatGPT screwed you.
Boy did it ever and again.
(03:37):
This is why I'm not worriedabout Skynet, because ChatGPT,
in this case, was outsmarted byboth Belson brothers.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's rude.
Gavin Belson's talking somecrap to you on our WhatsApp chat
too, friend.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Is he?
Well, all I did was thismorning because I like to talk
shit, even when I do itundeservedly yeah no, you have
no right, and so I'm playingGavin's team this week and I
messaged him this morning andsaid okay, how much am I gonna
win by this week?
And, by the way, I'm at a 70%chance of losing this game,
which is like saying it's summerin Florida, it might rain.
(04:13):
No it's definitely gonna rain,I'm definitely gonna lose, and
so of course I talk shit to theBelsons and they're polite about
it, but mostly they probablyjust ignore it.
But what has Gavin said?
If you can just read the thread, because I've not opened- it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You opened up by saying by how much do we think I
will beat Gavin in fantasyfootball this week?
And he said who knows?
You're only currently predictedto lose by 20.
You said predictions are shitand he said so is your team.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh wow, you know it's good that I, for that little
moment, I give Gavin a feelingof efficacy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Gavin's usually the nice one and that was pretty
harsh and I'm impressed by it.
Good job, gavin.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I think, after all these years, the honeymoon's
finally over.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you know that it's been like four years since
we've been friends with him?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, in COVID years it feels like 10.
I know.
So anyway, we did not recordlast week because we were both
sick.
The whole family, everyone'ssick, right?
I wasn't sick.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Last weekend I was sick of all you people being
sick, but now I'm sick.
I woke up with a damn coughthis morning, like I woke up
coughing.
I didn't wake up and then cough.
I was coughing and woke upwhile I was doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's super annoying , yeah, and I feel like the
world is sick right now and theworld is getting sick and the
world is being sick and I justdon't like it.
I don't understand it.
This is just the world in whichwe live.
Maybe this is just indicativeof the times in which we live.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I don't know that it's the time in which we live,
other than it is that time ofyear where all of the people
have gone back to school, sothey're home during the summer,
and we've got a kid who goes toelementary school, where none of
those jokers cover their mouthwhen they sneeze and all that
stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh no, I'm quite certain that coughing into each
other's mouth is like anelective, and that's just the
thing that they do.
They just go around like plantspollinating each other, or
whatever.
They're coughing into eachother's mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then we've got Muffy, who's moved into a dorm
with, you know, on a sharing, ashared bathroom, shared showers,
shared kitchen, with all ofthese people.
Who knows what their littlebrothers and sisters are
coughing into.
So then we've just got likethis petri dish of children,
both 18 year old ones, in eightyear old ones, where they're all
(06:22):
just sharing all the germs.
So Muffy got really sick,winthrop got really sick.
I've been home with Winthropthe past, uh, the last two days.
You thankfully came and savedmy sanity halfway through the
day on Friday, but you've beensick for about five weeks.
You're finally getting rid ofthe cough and I have managed to
stay.
I've been every once in a whileI'm like I don't feel great,
but I've managed to pop out ofit.
(06:42):
But it has come for me.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, we got to take care of mama, so that's what
we'll do.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Well, it's what stinks, because I've used my
sick days to be home with thesick child Like now I.
Are you out of sick days?
No, I'm not out of sick days.
I could take like six months ofsick days, but meaning I have
deadlines.
You know my work and MicrosoftPlanner is a giant pain.
(07:07):
I don't like it, but everyFriday it sends me an email to
tell me how many tasks that Ihave due that day.
Hate it because it's the worstthing to wake up to.
So when I woke up Fridaymorning and I checked my email,
it said you have 135 tasks duetoday.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I thought it was 167.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Maybe it was 167.
So I have 167, whatever.
I screenshot it and send it toyou, whatever it was.
Now I got a wrap-up email goinginto Monday today from
Microsoft Planner and now I have95 tasks due.
So I managed to blow throughquite a bit of them on Friday
because you came home and I justput my head down and just did
(07:41):
all that stuff I needed to do.
But I'm not looking forward tothe 95 overdue tasks that I have
tomorrow, because then I stillhave tasks that are due at the
end of the week.
So while I do have all the sicktime, I can't do it.
I can't, you can't use it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, it's interesting because you have 99
things due, but then stuff'sgonna get added to you this week
, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's the whole thing why I don't even worry about my
emails anymore and how manyemails I have unopened.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You know that that stresses me the mess out when I
see your red notifications.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Of course I have several email accounts.
I have my work email, I've gotlike my art email, I've got
super familiar you know thisemail and then other podcasts
that we've had.
I've had emails I shouldprobably consolidate into just
Josh at joshcom or whatever.
But you want to guess how manyemails, like a realistic number
of how many emails unopened, youthink?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have 2,147.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
4,346.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh, no wait, 47.
I can't One just came through Ican't.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Do you want to know how many I have open?
Go ahead Six.
I mean unopened Six, because Ican't stand.
This must be my OCD.
We've been talking about my OCDtendencies.
That must be my OCD.
But Muffy doesn't care either.
She's got all the rightnotifications for voicemails,
texts unopened and emails.
I don't know how you guysfunction like that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
We live in a world in which we do not know any given
day what laws are going to bestruck down, what country we're
at war with, how many thousandsupon billions of added dollars
in our you know what we have tospend on our budget because of
tariffs.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Listen emails smallest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And with all of this stuff happening in our world,
our lovely eight-year-old sonstill has the gall to say many
times a day I'm bored well, Imean he will read.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Like if you put him in the car with a book or you
have a book at school, he'llread.
But at home, unless it'sbedtime, he don't want to read.
So he needs you to constantlybe stimulating for him and I
can't.
I don't have the energy anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't remember being this like I don't know.
I don't want to say needy,because that's that feels
pejorative, but like I spent alot of time in my life alone,
only child, and all this, andthat to a single parent, I had
to amuse myself, right.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And so I would have books, I would play with the
little star Wars things, which,by the way, playing little star
Wars figurines and all the chipsand all this and that by
yourself, it turns out to bevery depressing.
But anyway, the point is isthat I had to learn to amuse
myself.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I've had to play the Barbies by myself because, while
I am not an only child, I amsignificantly younger than the
rest of my siblings.
The next older sibling was 14.
And so nobody was playingBarbies with me.
So I had I mean, I had tofigure out how to entertain
myself too, and maybe it'sbecause we didn't have screens
like they have screens.
Well, we had, like Saturdaymorning cartoons, but then then
(10:40):
we had to figure out what to do.
Now it's constant, and thenwhen we tell him screen time is
over, it's like we've cut offhis lifeline to whatever it is
he needs to continue to survive.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I wonder if our kids are going to be as creative as
generations before them.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Our older kids are really creative, yeah, so maybe
Okay, but see, Winthrop.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think, though, now it's like he's in the time where
so much is generated for you,there's so much access to
stimuli.
I mean, I'm not even talkingabout AI, which, like, make me a
photograph of.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Blippi.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I can't stand that on a pogo stick and all these
things.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, I can't stand that.
Don't use AI to generate images.
Don't do it.
It's bad for the environmentand it's bad for your brain.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, but this is my question.
It's just a question to you Doyou think that our kids are
going to have the internalresources to still be able to
create original works ofcreation?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I do, because Daniel does make films and things like
that and he doesn't AI generatethat.
Andrew doesn't AI generate themusic that he creates, right,
and now he's taking visual artclasses.
Muffy is a visual art, you know.
She's an art history major.
She is anti-AI, like just veryanti-AI.
(11:53):
I don't have to worry about her.
I will say with Winthrop thathe doesn't know AI yet.
But the thing with him and Iknow it bugs you because you'd
rather him watch TV than be onhis tablet but the thing I like
about what he's doing on histablet is he is creating levels
in this game that he plays, sohe's coding, like he's learning
how to code from Andrew.
He's coding, he's buildinglevels, he is testing them, and
(12:17):
so he's at least doing some sortof engagement with it and not
passively receiving theinformation like when he watches
tv.
The reason I think that youdon't like it is because it's
really hard for him to disengagefrom it when it's time to
disengage no, he's like youwon't like me when I'm angry.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And then he hulks out yeah, yeah which I, I feel like
, is.
It's one of those things withthe deleterious effects of the
screen, then the blue lightlight and tapping straight into
his dopamine center so that itbecomes more difficult for him
to get any sort of hits off ofanything else but a screen.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I think that part of because he doesn't freak out
like that when we turn the TVoff right, still a blue light,
still a screen, passiveconsumption.
I think what's going on withhim is and we know this from all
of our other kids is thattransitions are very, very
difficult and so even when hehas okay, you got to set a timer
(13:12):
, you got 30 minutes if hehasn't completed whatever task
it is, then he has a very hardtime just going.
Okay, I can do this later.
Like he can't see that if Istop now, I'm going to be able
to come back to it later.
So there are some like activeparenting we have to do around
that and some understanding thatjust stopping right in the
(13:33):
middle.
If you were creating a song andI came to you and said, okay, we
got to do this, you got to stopright now, that would also be
hard, for you'd say, let me justlike, let me wrap this up, or
let me get to a point where Ican wrap it up.
So I think we have to do somesome give and take with him on.
Yes, your timer went off, whatis it that you're doing right
now?
Then you, you know, here's thething that you have to get to to
(13:56):
be able to complete it and movealong yeah, give me a break,
kid, I'm gonna take that screenfrom you, right?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh?
Parenting advice from theWilsons Woo.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
From one Wilson.
Don't take the other one'sadvice All right, but let's get
back to football.
And now it's time for SportsTalk with Amanda.
So it's football season, right,but it's also the second week
of football here in this biguniversity town in which we have
a football team that,historically, has done really,
(14:28):
really well.
And then it wasn't doing well,and then they did.
The thing that always annoys meis that they were ranked
preseason.
I hate that.
I hate preseason rankings.
I don't like it Becauseeverybody's like, oh look, I'm
ranked this, and then they go tothe first week and they lose,
because everybody's like, ohlook, I'm ranked this, and then
they go to the first week andthey lose.
So I mean we won our first weeklike hands down, because we
were playing like a paycheckteam, like they just show up.
(14:50):
Muffy was saying she felt reallybad for them.
I said, listen, they knew whatthey were getting into when they
came here.
And they came here because thisis the game that's going to
carry them throughout the seasonas far as the money that
they're going to make on ticketsales and stuff.
Don't feel bad for them, theyknew.
Then yesterday we were all likeand then they lost by one point
to my undergrad alma mater.
(15:11):
So, whatever, it's my graduatealma mater and my current
employer lost to my undergradalma mater.
I don't really care either way.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Why are you not naming these teams?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay, the University of Florida lost to the
university of south florida.
Go bulls, I am also a go gator,but whatever I won, it doesn't
matter.
My team won because I they'reboth my teams, but you and I
decided to do some sightseeingyesterday before the game yeah,
yeah, we went downtown.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
actually, we went downtown because we were looking
for DJ's Cast Iron Burgers,which is usually a food truck
that's set up closer to our partof town, but, game day, I've
come to find out they moveacross town.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Right across the stadium.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
In the middle of the action which good on them, of
course they should and they justcame out with a Lagway burger,
which DJ Lagway is thequarterback of the Gators, and
so they so they, I guess teamedup with him to make this burger,
which I've not had yet becauseit has peppers on candied
jalapenos.
Yeah I'm not.
I'm not dogging it, I'm just.
It doesn't feel like a thingfor me, although I freaking love
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dj's regular burgers.
So we went downtown looking forthese things, and downtown
close to game time is a lot offun.
I say downtown.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Midtown.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Midtown, which is near the university, is a lot of
fun.
It's just great people watching.
Apparently, a thing now amongstcollege students is mustaches.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh my God, they all look like they're trying to be.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
What did you call them?
Team Umario Brothers?
Yeah, because they wear theseonesies that are University of
Florida colored onesies, withouta shirt underneath, and so
they're just wandering around inthese hats and I know that
they're going for that look.
They have to be because theylook like Mario Brothers, but it
was just a blast.
I mean, it was hotter than shit, right, but it was a blast just
to people watch, which is oneof the Wilson's favorite
(17:00):
spectator sports.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh yeah, so Muffy was going to go to her first
tailgate.
She has yet to be to a game,which is fine, because it is One
thing that people say the swapit literally is because not a
lot of people know, or if you'renot from here, you don't know
that the football field is belowground level.
It's built like this bowl inwhich no air is circulating at
(17:25):
field level right.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
They shouldn't call it a bowl, you know, because it
gets so freaking hot.
It is a football walk.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
It is a walk.
It's a hot pot.
It's a walk, yeah.
So I mean, once it turns lovelyoutside like November, go to a
game.
It's beautiful.
It is too hot right now.
So we dropped Muffy off.
She was going to go to herfirst tailgate.
We dropped her off at the dorm.
We dropped Winthrop off at aplay date and you and I, well,
(17:53):
we went looking for DJs.
Djs wasn't there.
We looked it up.
I said, okay, we could do this.
So we went and parked at myoffice which is downtown, not
Midtown and we walked up and gotthe thing and you bought a
shirt and we sat and watched andthen we went back.
I was fine until right when Iwasn't, and then I got really
overheated.
But the people watching is sogood, it's so good.
but I have a question go aheaddo these women's mamas know that
(18:16):
the bottom of their shorts aremissing?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
okay, you say women's .
Speaker 2 (18:19):
We're talking about college, do these college girls
mamas know that the bottom oftheir shorts are missing.
And I am not even body shamingthem or whatever Do you?
You are super comfortable withyourself.
These are tiny little thingsthat aren't even shorts.
What I am concerned about Letme tell you.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So we were driving through the campus and kids were
walking to the stadium and atone point I'm like, oh, that's
all of her underwear.
Yes, because it's not just cutoff jean shorts.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It was also skirts, although I don't know that you
can call them skirts as much asjust large fabric belts.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Because you were definitely seeing, and I was
really I just did not want tolook.
I mean, first of all, these arekids, right, right, these are.
Yes, that could be my onlyguess, because they are sitting
on metal bleachers.
That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That is my concern about this, Not necessarily that
your bottom's hanging out, butthat you are going to go and it
is 95 degrees outside.
Student bleachers are in andthey're bleachers, they're not.
Seats are in the sun.
There is no way you are sittingdown.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And if you do, you're going to come back with lines
on your buns is what I'm sayingyou remember those metal slides
that we played on in playgroundsin the 80s.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That would get so hot like you would actually burn
yourself.
That's what they're sitting on.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
But then I said this to muffie and she said mom, they
don't go to the game, they justgo to the frat houses, the
tailgate oh, very interestingbecause I will say this that
that that makes me feel betterabout going to a game, because I
absolutely would not want tosit on those bleachers after
those people have sat in the sohot.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Everything's been sterilized.
The other thing that is a trendnow, and it just makes my feet
sweat, are these white cowboyboots.
So they're all wearing the tinyshorts or skirts.
Some of them have on bathingsuit tops, just triangle bathing
suit tops.
Most of them have on like atank top of some sort or crop
top, and then they're wearingthese tall white cowboy boots.
(20:44):
You know that their feet.
I pray to God they have tinysocks on in there because the
amount of sweat and smell thathas to be coming from these,
it's awful.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well, that's probably why they call the stadium the
swamp Just the stink coming offof these things, and I imagine
that if I got close enough toone of them to hear them walk
that it would be sloshing okay,so gross so gross, but it's just
all of it, like the boys intheir striped uh overalls with
their mario mustache and andit's just all of it is so.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's so not what.
I I went to the University ofFlorida for undergrad.
I had football tickets in 1994and I was thinking about this.
I'm like, what did I wear?
I wore probably khaki shortsfrom Old Navy and I I wore like
a gator t-shirt like this.
This wasn't a thing the likeshrinking of the clothing.
(21:41):
And it's amazing because, youknow, I took buffy yesterday
into alumni hall which is a fanstore here where you can because
she didn't have anything gatorbranded.
The only thing she had gatorbranded was a sweatshirt.
You're not wearing thattomorrow, I mean yesterday.
So I took her in and she wanteda tank top and they had these
cute little tank tops 75.
(22:02):
It was insanity.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well, I bought a polo yesterday.
I think it was like last yearor the year before, I guess
their design or whatever.
But really it was just anorange polo with the word Gators
on it.
Very nice for a relativelylittle amount of money.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, no, you did really well with that.
But then she looked at me andshe said Mom, can we go to
Target and I'll buy a white tanktop?
Do you have orange and blueribbon?
I did so.
We bought her a $5 tank top.
She got some orange and blueribbon tied, little ribbons on
the straps done.
Thankfully she didn't feel likeshe needed to spend a lot of
money on this.
But my point is the tiny littleclothes are very expensive, so
(22:40):
it's not based on the amount ofyardage of fabric that you need.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, see, I don't understand that, though that's
definitely a thing that likewith women's clothing pink tax
what the pink tax.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's a thing, it's a, it's a term.
For you know, like razors aremore expensive for women than
they are for men, because pinktax not really a tax, but it's
like it is inflated retail valuebased on it being directed
toward women.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yep, what a luxury you have.
I'm so jealous.
Love it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And yesterday you realized that it's got to be
miserable to wear a bra.
That is a thing.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, I didn't understand what was happening on
the top half of these girls.
Actually the bottom half got itsorted, top half.
There's this one thing thatthey do where they wear a top
bra, where you know how usuallyyou have a strap over each
shoulder.
Oh yeah, there's a thing nowwhere I saw several of them
where they have two strapscoming off of the left and right
(23:37):
side, but they go towards oneshoulder.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, it's like an asymmetrical thing.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But it looks like they're strapped into it, guess
now than like a.
A college girl walking towardsa, a game, right the stadium, in
100 degree weather, wearingshorts that are way too short,
cowboy boots and, like everyfive seconds, messing with their
top yes it's falling down orthings are coming out, or they
(24:07):
want things to come out, orwhatever it's like.
I don't understand it.
What torture is that?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I, I don't know, but it's I, I was wearing a bra and
it um, it is just miserable.
It's, it's, it's just too damnhot, it's just too damn hot okay
, very good, this has beensports with amanda.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
No one likes to be told what to do.
All right now is the time inthe program where we tell you
what to do, amanda.
What should we do?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
okay, if you like to craft which I do and you love
the spooky season, which I do,if you have a michael's near,
which I do you should go and gettheir craft sets where you can
build like they have those booknook kits that you build the
thing and it sits between yourbooks on the bookshelf.
They have a ton of those forHalloween and Muffin have bought
(25:06):
some and they're like 30% offright now and it's just a really
fun way to spend an afternoon.
Let you a few falls intocandles, turn the air down if
you live in Florida, so you canpretend like it's fall outside
put on some football or somefall music and just have a nice
crafting afternoon.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Very good.
My recommendation is simple Gosee Paddington 2.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, not go see it, go to your TV and see Paddington T
.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That is probably the best movie I've seen this year
and we saw the first one and weloved it.
But this one was extradelightful because it almost
feels like it was directed byWes Anderson.
It had a couple of musical acts, it had just the art direction
in it.
I can't explain it any morethan being than saying to you
(25:56):
that it's Wes Anderson like.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It was very charming.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It was so good, such a great message.
And how can you not lovePaddington?
And, by the way, paddington animmigrant.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Just leaving that right there.
So you're saying probably thebest movie you saw this year and
you saw Superman and you reallyloved Superman.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh my gosh, this is so much better than Superman.
Superman was good, but this isthe best movie of the year, even
though it came out a while ago.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, best movie of Josh's year.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
There you go.
All right, amanda, that's allthere is.
There is no more Ding ding.
What do you think about thatwhole mess?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I just love it.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
A couple of updates on some of our friends.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm still talking about what I loved and you cut
me off.
You interrupted me, don't lookat me.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's right.
That's what Winthrop says to us.
Every time something happensthat he doesn't like, he says
don't look at me.
I do want to give you someupdates on some of our friends.
Chicken tom is chicken tom, nomore.
The last chicken has has welldeparted this world and he is
done with chickens.
(27:05):
I don't blame him.
I did tell him that he wouldstill be called chicken tom,
that he was stuck with that.
But that's just now his name.
It's not a reality.
Um refine gay, jeff.
We haven't heard from him in awhile, and so we just want to
send him our love.
He's doing okay.
Folks, don't want you to beworried about him, but you know
it's it's.
It's kind of hard out thereright now, and so all of us are
(27:26):
just doing the best we can.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
And so, jeff, we love you and we always are
constantly thinking of you yeah,and it and it's a rough time to
be a teacher, which Jeff is.
So, jeff, you're out theredoing the good work, keep doing
it.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
So those are our updates, and we do, of course,
want to give our list of folkswithout whom this podcast would
not be possible, and so we wantto thank the following people we
want to thank Matt, who's incharge of the We'll Get them
Next Year League.
We want to thank Antonio he'sthe equipment manager in charge
(28:00):
of deflating footballs.
We want to thank Leo he cankick a Gatorade bottle 40 yards
easy.
We want to thank Ryan Baker,the offensive coordinator.
Of course, we want to thankRefined Gay Jeff, our fashion
consultant for End Zone Dances.
Joey, joey.
Thanks to Danny Buckets, ourrunning back only runs to the
(28:21):
concession stand.
Chicken Tom, the mascotwrangler Not the mascot,
definitely not.
Josh Scar, statistician keepstrack of nachos eaten.
Monique from Germany,international scout Mark and
Rachel replay officials arguingin slow motion and Dan and.
Gavin, the entire offensive line, big, immovable and always late
to the huddle.
(28:41):
Thank you all, we appreciateyou.
Sorry we missed a week.
If this week was kind of rough,it's because I'm just getting
over being sick and Amanda isstarting to get sick, yeah it's
so good, I love it so much.
It's just what you get.
But until next week, folks,hopefully next week y'all take
care of yourselves, take care ofyour health, that's all we got
(29:01):
Go be kind, bye, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
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