Discount Storytime
Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!
Episodes
When you wish upon a door… Enjoy!
Discount Idea #51- "Dating tip: If you’re on a first date and your date mutters 'it will make me kill again.' There’s probably more to that story."
Next week‘s story is: Hunting Dragons, Inc. What do you hunt when elk and mountain seals just don't give the same thrill? Subscribe and find out.
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Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting ...
Inspired by the 2024 horror movie "Beezel." ( https://epic-pictures.com/film/beezel ) What happens when a young couple buys a house with a long history of tragedy? Enjoy!
Content warning: profanity, body gore, and horror elements
Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?
If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then ...
What happens if super villains get exposed to truth serum? Find out on this weeks short story "LOVE, LLC." Enjoy!
Content Warning: Profanity, Violence, Adult Themes.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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"They took his sense of smell, but gave him a taste for revenge!" Our season opener short story is here. Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity, violence, drug use, gun violence, and adult themes.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Guitar Dance" by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay
"Club Energy" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay
Wendell is finally back on Earth in the Season 2 finale. Enjoy!
This is Discount Storytime's one year mark! Yay! A free one-year anniversary story is available on the Discount Storytime Patreon Page.
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Wendell reconnects with some old friends, and also deadly Killbots. With your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Will Wendell finish the program, or be finished by it? Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Th...
Our hero, Wendell, is finishing up his residency, but must survive the formidable Dr. Mentor. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Our hero, Wendell, has a hand full at a meeting. Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Thank y...
Wendell gets a visit from some old friends. Also, your weekly Discount Idea and podcast recommendations. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Wendell's patient, Mrs. Salazar, leaves an impression. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
"Something Yellow, Something Blue" link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/episodes/16801588
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Our hero, Wendell, opts for a light lunch. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Wendell and the other residents all have a day off, and go on a local tour that's worth every... Cent. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Follow our hero, Wendell, on his first day of medical residency! Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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The Apartment Hunter has become the Apartment Hunted! Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Our hero Wendell meets Lucy's fiancee Chip and also has to make some intake examination choices. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
“80s Movie Synth Music” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
How will our hero Wendell fare in the Patient Simulation Lab? Tune in and find out!
-Our Sponsor for this episode is Little Buzzkills Daycare
-content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
“Classical Music” by Mykola Sosin from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Our hero Wendell has finally arrived on Planet Pariah-7. Now what is in store for him at St. Tetanus Medical Center? Tune in to find out!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
“Brave Circus Clowns” by Pavel Shilov from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Can Wendell and the crew of the Starship Scam Likely survive an encounter with these deadly robots? Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
Can our hero Wendell get some relief? Enjoy!
Content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
“Joyful Carnival Trumpet” by Universfield from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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