The One Where Theoren Makes a Threat Sound Like a Compliment

This week, Theoren meets with a spy, opens a cursed seal like it’s a bottle of wine, and casually decapitates a bandit just to prove a point. He threatens the caretaker with all the warmth of a best man speech, and forms a deeply unsettling friendship with Zordos, finally answering the question: “What if arson had a plus-one?”

Meanwhile, Maria debates whether her glowing necklace is a symbol of destiny, divine guidance, or just a glorified fantasy flashlight.

This episode has everything: secret meetings, smooth threats, magical mood lighting, missing heads, and a friendship forged entirely in bad decisions.

Hit play—because this is what happens when crime meets charisma.