Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Dive headfirst into Tales of the Lastborns, where content creators Dave and Andi mix dark humor, some serious moments, sexy secrets, and chaotic confessions from their creative lives. From behind-the-scenes hilarity to WTF moments that you’ll never forget, this podcast pulls back the curtain on what it’s like to be a little unhinged—and a lot unapologetic. It’s seductive, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the chaos you didn’t know you needed.
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Andi’s ego death involved a thunderstorm, hallucinations, and her inner child whispering, “It’s all bullshit anyway.” Join Dave as he tries not to interfere while Andi floats off as vapor—and yes, she still keeps her snark.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
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Dave met God. Actually, no—he met himself. And an inner chipmunk named Todd. From accidental mega-doses to finger twitching, reality-bending, and a conversation with the universe, it’s one trippy-ass story. Bonus: Andi names her inner voice after a bird that killed her babies. Cool.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
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Is it possible to heal old wounds with fungus? Tales of the Lastborns gets deeply personal this week — with stories of ego death, redemption, and why growing mushrooms might just save lives.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns<...
We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today either.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLast...
What happens when you mix vodka, Washington DC, and a strict "no leaning" rule? Andy almost found out the hard way. Plus, she takes us behind the scenes of her days dominating car auctions, while Dave remembers his painfully awkward first time (spoiler: it involved duct-taping a VCR clock to keep things “romantic”).
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
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Andi’s handstands have taken over social media, but that’s not the weirdest thing happening in this episode. We’re introducing the Ghost Wife series—where Andi has died but refuses to let Dave move on. Plus, we talk about the fine line between social media research and full-on stalking, and Dave recalls the time he was almost an escort for cleaning services.
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When does a job stop being a job and start becoming a soap opera? From office sex with a city skyline view to unintentional stripteases in sales meetings, Dave and Andi unravel the scandalous side of their 9-to-5 past—including how their relationship started in a medical clinic that should have been shut down long before it was.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
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Urinal troughs, hand dryer ambushes, kids sticking their heads under stalls—public restrooms are absolute chaos. This episode is an unfiltered deep dive into the filth, the trauma, and the absurdity of using the bathroom outside your home. Plus, Dave makes a confession that might end his marriage.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
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Is monogamy just a lie we all agreed to? In this episode, Dave and Andi tackle Wild Love Theory—a concept that suggests love should be limitless, fearless, and open. Sounds beautiful, right? Until you realize it means you might have to let your spouse fall in love with someone else… and be okay with it. Join us for an existential crisis sprinkled with dark humor, questionable wisdom, and the undeniable sex appeal of pickleball.
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Sexting: is it hot, or just an exhausting mental exercise? Dave & Andi break down the unexpected struggles of digital flirting, the chaos of autocorrect mid-sext, and why being left on ‘read’ in the middle of dirty talk is a crime against humanity. Also: How should you properly reject a video call from a stranger? And why are men still taking bathroom mirror dick pics with toothpaste splatter in the background? Important discus...
What happens if you get caught masturbating in Mississippi? A fine? A slap on the wrist? A full SWAT raid on your house? Dave & Andi dive into the completely real proposed Mississippi ejaculation law and try to figure out who would report this, how it could possibly be enforced, and what it means for people who don’t want to have kids. Plus, a deep discussion on how masturbation was explained (or not) in childhood, the weirdest...
Join Dave and Andi as they recount a chilling yet hilarious house-buying story, complete with an anonymous tipster, power-posing neighbors, and an unexpected call. Plus, dive into the quirky details of their sleep habits and tips for navigating awkward conversations.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
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In Episode 22, Dave and Andi recount their Vegas escapades, including a breathtaking Sphere concert, unforgettable people-watching (hello, Stiffler’s Mom!), and a tourist-trap Eiffel Tower adventure. They also explore their weird obsessions, like Dave’s popcorn addiction and Andi’s graveyard conspiracy theories, while teasing future stories from their upcoming trips. Don’t miss this fun and slightly unhinged conversation!
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Why do elevators feel like battle zones for introverts? What’s the deal with people who don’t use turn signals? And why does peeling a TJ Maxx sticker feel like winning the lottery? Find out in this hilariously weird episode!
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
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It’s episode 20, and we’re bringing the chaos! From Andi’s hilariously awkward massage story to Dave’s recount of Amber’s return, this episode is packed with laughs, claps (literally), and the nuances of life’s unwritten rules. Plus, a heartfelt (and slightly chaotic) welcome to 2025!
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
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New year, new us? Not exactly. We’re talking fitness struggles, neighborhood awkwardness, and the ever-elusive quest to drink enough water. Spoiler alert: We’re still weird, and we’re not changing anytime soon.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@...
Attraction and antics collide in this holiday episode as we talk stinky head smells, the cutthroat Santa car game, and the infamous Cybertruck drama that had everyone unfollowing us.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns
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In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi recount their hilariously awkward Aldi trip involving "picnic hams," cart chaos, and the frigid Aisle of Shame. Things heat up as they discuss Dave's bizarre "horny sneezes," Andi's sultry alter-ego, and the art of dirty talk. The couple also teases their upcoming visit to Houston’s Colette club and revisit the zombie apocalypse discussion with ...
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi share their journey into the world of adult content creation. From an unlikely ASMR studio encounter to an eye-opening OnlyFans idea born poolside in Mexico, this episode covers the twists, turns, and laughs that shaped their current career. Discover how they turned a passion for creating content into a full-time lifestyle, the challenges of building a fan page empire, and t...
In Episode 15 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the fascinating and misunderstood world of swinging. With humor, honesty, and just the right amount of awkwardness, they share a wild story about a cabin getaway gone wrong (hello, boundary violations!) and explore the nuances of the "Swinger Spectrum." From flirty butterflies to fluid fusionists, they unpack the diverse experiences within the ope...
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