Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Dive headfirst into Tales of the Lastborns, where content creators Dave and Andi mix dark humor, some serious moments, sexy secrets, and chaotic confessions from their creative lives. From behind-the-scenes hilarity to WTF moments that you’ll never forget, this podcast pulls back the curtain on what it’s like to be a little unhinged—and a lot unapologetic. It’s seductive, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the chaos you didn’t know you needed.
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Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
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This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos.
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This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsA...
Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course).
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
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In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what happens when porn is still playing after sex.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
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Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: htt...
What do Hobby Lobby, anal beads, and drive-thru baptisms have in common? According to Dave and Andi—everything. Join them as they talk about the dumbest new sex laws, why Utah is horny as hell, and how shame ruins everything (but also makes for a good podcast).
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfT...
Who knew trash day could be that hot? Andi’s toxic love language will leave you gasping, while Dave’s warning label might just get him canceled. Also… someone said “Dora” during sex. Chaos.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns
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In this episode, Dave and Andi take a hilarious, sexy, and slightly traumatic walk down memory lane as they revisit every home they’ve lived in over their 14-year marriage—from garter belts and ceiling fans to pool sex and brown recluse infestations.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns...
Andi can’t close her mouth and Dave can’t stop touching her boobs. Also, Botoxed vaginas. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Join the Lastborns for an unhinged aesthetic deep dive you definitely don’t want to play on speaker at work.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https:...
What happens when fantasies become reality—and reality isn’t what you expected? Dave and Andi unpack their journey through swinger spaces, compersion kinks, and why emotional connection is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/...
Andi’s ego death involved a thunderstorm, hallucinations, and her inner child whispering, “It’s all bullshit anyway.” Join Dave as he tries not to interfere while Andi floats off as vapor—and yes, she still keeps her snark.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https://www.ti...
Dave met God. Actually, no—he met himself. And an inner chipmunk named Todd. From accidental mega-doses to finger twitching, reality-bending, and a conversation with the universe, it’s one trippy-ass story. Bonus: Andi names her inner voice after a bird that killed her babies. Cool.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://...
Is it possible to heal old wounds with fungus? Tales of the Lastborns gets deeply personal this week — with stories of ego death, redemption, and why growing mushrooms might just save lives.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns
We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today either.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastbor...
What happens when you mix vodka, Washington DC, and a strict "no leaning" rule? Andy almost found out the hard way. Plus, she takes us behind the scenes of her days dominating car auctions, while Dave remembers his painfully awkward first time (spoiler: it involved duct-taping a VCR clock to keep things “romantic”).
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https...
Andi’s handstands have taken over social media, but that’s not the weirdest thing happening in this episode. We’re introducing the Ghost Wife series—where Andi has died but refuses to let Dave move on. Plus, we talk about the fine line between social media research and full-on stalking, and Dave recalls the time he was almost an escort for cleaning services.
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When does a job stop being a job and start becoming a soap opera? From office sex with a city skyline view to unintentional stripteases in sales meetings, Dave and Andi unravel the scandalous side of their 9-to-5 past—including how their relationship started in a medical clinic that should have been shut down long before it was.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: ht...
Urinal troughs, hand dryer ambushes, kids sticking their heads under stalls—public restrooms are absolute chaos. This episode is an unfiltered deep dive into the filth, the trauma, and the absurdity of using the bathroom outside your home. Plus, Dave makes a confession that might end his marriage.
Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
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Is monogamy just a lie we all agreed to? In this episode, Dave and Andi tackle Wild Love Theory—a concept that suggests love should be limitless, fearless, and open. Sounds beautiful, right? Until you realize it means you might have to let your spouse fall in love with someone else… and be okay with it. Join us for an existential crisis sprinkled with dark humor, questionable wisdom, and the undeniable sex appeal of pickleball.
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