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February 3, 2025 32 mins

What happens if you get caught masturbating in Mississippi? A fine? A slap on the wrist? A full SWAT raid on your house? Dave & Andi dive into the completely real proposed Mississippi ejaculation law and try to figure out who would report this, how it could possibly be enforced, and what it means for people who don’t want to have kids. Plus, a deep discussion on how masturbation was explained (or not) in childhood, the weirdest places people have done it, and why one scent still triggers an awkward memory for Dave. Buckle up, this one’s a mess.

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