October 15, 2023 • 49 mins
- S2E1 woo!! Stephanie is traveling the world RN, so it’s only Kasey/Tosin/SMC this ep.
- Kacey regales her Flooding Man experience.
- SMC muses about what to squirrel away if food had to be rationed.
- Tosin got syphilis.
- Did a voiceover for Hump! Film Fest
- 13:20-ish in Tosin shows how he’s been making it all these weeks without any touch.
- Quickshot Launch – Fleshlight
- Tosin apologizes for sharing some specifics about his peen that were necessary to explain the sex toy demo.
- Kacey offers to talk about the specifics of her vagina if it makes Tosin feel better about sharing specifics about his penis.
- SMC shares that she has really good nipples that you’ll never see. (it’s private) Just FYI.
- Cryptic Marco Polos were cryptic.
- SMC equates Tosin’s escapades to The Adventures of Baron von Muchausen, which features a young Uma Thurman and her tiddies.
- Tosin reveals that being syphilitic is his “slut rite of passage.”
- Sexy Book Corner with Sarah Marie
- Tosin LOVED A Lesson in Thorns by Sierra Simone - Audiobook - Audible.com
- SMC thinks Sierra Simone writes really good cunnilingus.
- Joey W. Hill - another of SMC’s favorite erotic authors
- “BDSM Romance for the Heart and Soul”
- Knights of the Boardroom series
- Consensual non-consent family
- Book #7 in this series - Soul Rest
- Wrote the best vampire kink series SMC’s ever read - “Vampire Queen.”
- Book #1 is Vampire Queen Servant
- EVERYBODY LOVES TAYLOR
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, well, well, go ahead and open up your ears,
your mind and whatever else youneed.
You listen to Talk Dirty To Me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, hello all you sexy beasts and welcome back to
Talk Dirty To Me, season 2, thepodcast where four friends with
four different perspectives talkdirty to one another.
Oh, we have differentperspectives on kink, fetish and
sex, just FYI.
Great job.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Thank you, out of the gate, we're taking it off great
.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sessy.
Episode one, season two,killing it.
Anyways, we're so excited to beback.
We've missed you.
We hope you that you've missedus.
We took a little break toregroup, figure out how to do
things better, get more awesomeguests for you.
He's burping Burp, not into themicrophone.
Somebody out there reallyenjoys a woman burping.
(01:02):
It's a kink, I swear.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure All the bodily fluids and
functions.
Somebody wants it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Anywho.
So this is just ourintroductory.
Hey, we're still here, we'reback, we're going to give a few
little updates episode, but thenI promise we have a stack of
very sexy guests coming your way, along with all the kinkiness
you could possibly want in onepodcast.
So today we are sans ourbeautiful, wonderful Stephanie
Slayton.
She is a world traveler rightnow doing something magical in
(01:30):
Europe.
Stephanie, we love you, we missyou.
So I am joined.
I'm Casey.
I am joined by Tosen.
Oh so our kink Oracle.
Oh and sweet little Sarah MarieCurry, our neighborhood vanilla.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's private.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Come on, now I'll kick us off, since I sadly don't
have much somehow.
I know everybody was waitingwith bated breath.
I have not peed on anyone yet.
I know it got scheduled.
It was the day before it wassupposed to happen and then he
called in sick and then we justknow, I know so close.
And then Sarah Marie is quotingcalled in sick air quotes.
(02:09):
And he really was he's veryexcited about being a human
toilet.
But, I know right, my P isfucking phenomenal.
He will be urinated upon.
I'll get that scheduled foreveryone as quickly as possible.
And then I am.
I am still seeing my beautiful,wonderful domestic discipline
client.
She sees me once a month and wehave protocols now so she texts
(02:32):
me and checks in regularly andthey get paid for all of this.
It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I just saw her a week ago, I think, I came back
from Burning man, and then shewas the first thing I spanked
upon returning.
So there's that.
There's my update, tosen.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I am.
People are going to want toknow.
You know, burning man had awhole media contrivacy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, the contrivacy being inside.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How was being flooded ?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Being inside Flooding man was crazy.
While we were, I was thereexperiencing it and then reading
all of the news stories thatwere being said about it,
totally sensationalized.
I now don't take the newsseriously at all.
It's all mumbo jumbo More thanI thought it was before.
Nobody got Ebola, nobody wasstarving, nobody was eating
babies.
Nobody was shitting into bags.
It was like super normal, likepeople were just bored.
(03:24):
It was very muddy.
You couldn't go anywhere.
You're surviving because youhad to try to survive, other
than your shit was going to getwet.
But it's not like I wassurviving, like like we were
rationing food or water oranything.
It was really.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It wasn't like an episode of Lost or anything like
that.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, the worst thing that happened was I wore the
same outfit for four days.
Oh no, Not four days it wassweatpants and a long sleeve
shirt, because once the raincame I got cold, and once the
rain came I couldn't go anywhere.
So who's going to see all thecute outfits I brought?
Anyways, nobody.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So I just got real comfy.
Casey, if you did have to likesquirrel away food or whatever,
what would be the first thingthat you would grab Pokeball?
There's no put, I assumethere's no pokeball.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
There's no pokeball at the burning man's Sorry, the
drowning man's doesn't say that,because every time we start a
podcast I'm like halfway througha pokeball or burrito.
It's rude.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You know she also brings a fucking sushi burrito
over to blood suckers, Likeevery time, she's just never
brings me one Just eating itslowly in front of me.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm such an asshole Right.
What would I squirrel away?
First the prunes yeah, the bagof prunes yeah, because above
all else, I have to make surethat I can poop if I need to.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Understandable.
After that probably the peanutM&Ms.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, if you're curious about having to make
sure you have to poop, go checkout the butt stuff episode, if
you haven't already oh my God,then you'll hear all about my
poop situation.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And you'll know that's in season one, but yeah
but it was fine.
The really the most worrisome Igot was when I went to the porta
potties and it was like maybethe end of the day instead of
the beginning of the day and Ithen was able to gauge how
quickly porta potties fill up,because there were no trucks
that were able to come emptythem.
And it was a situation whereyou go on the porta potty and it
(05:13):
is so full You're like I knowit won't touch my butt, but I
don't want to sit on it.
No no, no, no no no, no, no butit never, but you could find an
empty one.
It never got so bad that wewere pooping in bags, so Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, I remember hearing the new stuff about it
and I was like, hmm, I have afeeling that a group of people
who, on a yearly basis, most ofthem for five plus years elect
to disconnect completely fromthe trappings of life to go
party and celebrate in thedesert can hang for another week
(05:49):
.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Like.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I've known plenty of people who prepare for Burning
man.
It's doomsday level preppers.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You have to take it seriously.
Somebody's got a bunker.
Yeah, everybody's prepared.
Nobody was ever asking for food, nobody was ever.
I nobody asked for water.
Everybody was just bored anddirty.
Anywho, enough about flood, manToast and tell me everything.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, so the big headline is I got syphilis.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Whoa how Sex.
Were you a pirate captain,because I hear that pirate
captains get syphilis a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I licked Johnny Depp.
That's how it happened, Iimagine.
I imagine it happened from aGrindr blowjob or one of my
other anonymous situations.
You know, syphilis happens inmultiple stages, right and again
.
This is all part of my riskprofile and how, why I do things
the way I've done it for the 10years, thousand penises I've
(06:48):
done.
So.
Syphilis happens in stages.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Ten years and a thousand penises later.
That's it, that's your memory.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So stage one is you get like a lesion of some kind.
You get like a little bumpthat's painless.
If you touch it with a mucusmembrane of some kind, you'll
get it.
So it's always been part of myprocedure to like look for
things and then and you know Inever do anything if I have like
open wounds or you know, if Ilike I've bitten my cheek on the
way to a blowjob and been likedamn going home, and then
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there's stage two, which you'llget a rash, and then later in
stage two, then your bodilyfluids can transfer it.
But most of the situations thatI had been in, even the fluid
transmission rate of stage twois generally pretty low.
I'm doing the highest riskactivity for it.
So it's like it's mostprevalent in like male to male
(07:41):
interactions.
Then there's the dormant stagewhere there's like no symptoms
and I would say, do yourresearch on it, on like the
varying stages of things youknow have.
Protected sex is the best way tokeep yourself safe in general
for most things.
In general, do it.
But it felt fine in my riskprofile to with the grandeur
blowjobs.
But you know I got it.
And the most important thing isI get tested every six months
(08:01):
right At minimum.
Sometimes I get tested moreoften.
So I caught it within like twoweeks.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And this is because you can be your six month test
scheduled.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So I was in the.
I was in the hump day filmfestival.
I did a voiceover for one ofthe films that have been I think
is in third place right now,and the crew that I was doing
that with was having an afterparty.
That was basically a kick sexparty, which they were like oh
you know, if you show a threemonth test, we'll give you a
risk, and that looks everybodyknow that like you've been
tested recently for that.
So I had, I was getting thetest stick for that party which
(08:33):
I then had to be like I'm intime out and I was.
I was kind of butt hurt aboutit Most of when I when I heard
about it, just more about likenow there's conversations I got
to have and you know I got toruin a couple.
I got to ruin some people's dayand that's not going to be fun.
Everybody's really nice aboutit actually and I didn't
transmit to anybody.
Everybody's free and clear.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
How did you not transmit?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And again like it's more difficult if it's in its
early stages.
You have to come in contactwith the lesion with a mucus
membrane of some kind and I'veprobably caught it before I even
like showed any symptoms.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And so you didn't have any bumps or anything.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, I've had no symptoms or anything like that.
And then, like, the treatmentfor it is either a shot of
penicillin or like a week on DrCyclean.
That are pretty high dosage.
I finished.
I finished my dosage on Mondayand so I am free to be back in
the game on Tuesday, but I'mprobably going to wait to my
(09:30):
test on the 11th just to likedouble test for it.
There's a couple of medicationsthat I take that might dilute
the effect, the efficacy ofantibiotics, so I just want to
make perfectly and completelysure before I get back out there
and I've updated my riskprofile that now I won't be
dealing with people with unknownstatuses, so I'll still do
casual stuff.
But now I'm just going to belike send me a screenshot of the
(09:50):
last time you get tested, andso that should cover my base on
that one.
You know, a thousand for onebook jobs, but pretty good.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That's pretty good.
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And again it's like the system works exactly the way
it was supposed to, because Iget tested so often.
I caught it very quickly, Iinformed the people that needed
to be informed, they did thethings that they needed to do
and probably because I caught itso early is the reason I was
able to keep from transmittingto anybody else, as far as I
know, at the point, at thispoint in time.
And the funny thing is like soI had to, like I went to the
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party, like it was pretty muchthe day after I found out, which
I was a little mad aboutbecause I think if it would have
been like a shrine party, Iwouldn't have gone.
But they were going to show mypoetry at the party and so like
I needed to announce it and likelet people know, like oh,
here's my orgasm out of thethings like that.
So I did that and then, youknow, I just kept my mouth and
bits to myself.
But you know, I gave a footmassage to somebody for like an
(10:41):
hour, which was really nice,watched a lot of other people
have sex, which is really nice.
A random woman walked up to me,was like I really loved your
poetry.
Do you mind if I just come sitdown next to you and touch you
and I'm like not at all and itwas lovely.
It's the first time ever thatsomeone is like walked up to me
to display physical affection asa stranger, and so I don't
(11:04):
usually get approached for thosethings and I was.
that was a very nice feeling.
Had great conversations withpeople, watched a lot of people
get whipped, you know, and I,you know I genuinely had a
pretty decent time considering.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
And what a beautiful like, what a beautiful gift to
Go through that right, like toknow that your system works, to
know that the people that youtalk to and engage with are like
kind and compassionate people,to know that it's not like a big
horrible thing, it's justpenicillin.
And then you get to use wordslike syphilitic, which is really
fun.
It is really fun.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, and you know I wanted to.
I thought it was like it wasgood to bring up.
You know, we're where peopletalking about lifestyle things
and like I am an advocate forlike trying to remind people
that it's better to be goodabout talking about your sexual
health and near where you're atand feel comfortable about
asking for tests and gettingtests and the kind of role
talking about it, because inthis grand scheme of the things,
most of the things are not thatreally that much of a big deal.
(11:56):
It's really just like I tooktwo pills for a week and like
antibiotics suck a little bitlike a couple of days I took it
on an empty stomach and it waslike annoying.
But the joke I've been makingis like I'd rather have syphilis
than COVID and like bronchitisRight, like my bronchitis is
like way worse.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
People get really weird about STI's, even though
they don't get weird about otherdiseases that are.
It's just a disease that'stransmitted.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, I'm like the flu is way more communicable.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So it's like it's a way down and way easier to get
it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, and it did fucks you up Right, and I think
that the thing that gets topeople is it's the their, they
have their brain.
All of the PSA is about AIDS andit's the forever of it.
And you know you go throughfeelings of like feeling dirty
and gross and everything, likeyou don't want to be around
people.
But I'm educated enough aboutit and they've like been in the
(12:50):
space enough that it was justlike it wasn't really me feeling
dirty and gross, it was justlike concern for other people
and it was just like I just wantto make sure I'm doing
everything in the safest waypossible.
And you know I'm unsure abouteverybody.
Everybody else is going toreact to it, but everybody I
told a few people at the partyabout the situation because,
just because, like how do youwant to handle it?
And they were like, yes,whatever you know you're, you're
(13:11):
in charge of communicating youryou know sexual health and we
trust your ability to have thoseconversations and that's great.
And so, other than I amreaching the point where it's
starting to be painful, no onehas touched me or I have not
touched another body in a weekand a half.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
That was my, that was my.
Second question is like, howare you doing?
Because you're like a gremlin,you know, but like opposite,
like if you, if you get like notsexed after midnight, you turn
into a what is that?
It's a sexual, a sexual device.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I pulled up and holding up on the people device.
I pulled up and showing peoplea quick shot launch, which is
basically it's.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I think it puts bubbles into your soda pop.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I think is what you use it to carbonate drinks, to
soda stream.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
and for your penis.
What is it?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, but so like a quick shot is like a flush, like
an open ended flashlight, andthe quick shot launches a
machine that will automate it,and so you just put your penis
in the flashlight and themachine moves back and forth.
Yeah, my main problem with sextoys had been I have a sorry
everybody I have a wider thanaverage penis, so a lot of
things that I don't fit in, soany of the automated things get
stuck.
But this thing is fairlypowerful and a quick shot launch
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is like it's open and so thatkind of like solves the problem.
And the motor on it's likequick, like it goes up to the
all the way up.
The way up, so it's fast, it'sfast enough and strong enough
and it plugs into the wall, soit's not like battery powered,
so it's home getting through.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's a flush like give us money please, please,
never apologize for your extrawide, extra large penis.
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's not, it's not.
It's not anything, it's notgargantuan, it's just like wider
than most I just sure.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
But I just you apologize a lot, and I just want
you to embrace your extra huge.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I apologize for giving information that maybe
people didn't consent to.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right, it was more about like I was apologizing to
like surprise, I'm going to talkabout this is a sex podcast of
my penis dimensions.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I can talk about specifics of my vagina.
I think you feel better.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You talking about specifically your vagina would
make me feel better, but not forthat reason.
I'm just a curious, I'm acurious boy and I want to know.
So I'm an explorer.
But no, we'll save it for aquick beta episode title.
Unless you feel like talkingabout it, I don't want to stop
you.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I have.
I have really good nipples, if,like, you're never gonna see
them.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But they're really good nipples.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
They're like.
I looked at them today and waslike good job, nipples.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Great work.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, I should have gone to see the baker's wife
would have seen it through thesee through shirt.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What other stories and updates do you have for us?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, so in between seasons and when I would have an
event occur, I would send MarcoPolo's with cryptic messages so
that I could talk about them.
So the first one I've runacross says lube shooter, and
I'm realizing that I'm not goingto remember what some of these
are because that was too cryptic.
They were too cryptic for meeven, but lube shooter, I
remember.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I love them.
Out of context, though.
I'm imagining some sort ofslingshot, or maybe like a Wild
West character that murders withlube, or we have to tell us.
Actually, this is a fun game.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I'm going to ask out and tell you what you think it
is and I'll tell you what Iremember of it.
So lube shooter thoughtsProbably is some sort of
dispenser.
Yeah, and so it's a syringethat you fill with lube so that
you can lubricate the entiretyof the inside of a rectum.
And I use that with one of mypartners and, as I say all the
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time, use all the lube for buttstuff.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Male body or female bodied.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
This is with a strap on, or the strap on was put into
me.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh, so the lube shooter is in your butt.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, it goes in my butt and it gets squeezed.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And then you just get all the lube is in there and
then the strap on enters me.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But surely you don't need a specific tool for this.
You can just use like a turkeybaster, right?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Only if you don't want to use a turkey baster
again.
Well, I mean, you could wash it.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
You don't have a sex toy, turkey baster just laying
around.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, you just get a turkey baster that you just use
for butt stuff, or you call itthe butt baster.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
The tool specifically for it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It has some ergonomic benefits.
So, like the problem withturkey basters is the way that
it's tapered.
You can only get like a littlebit in there.
You can put it all the way inand get the lube like in the
back.
Because one of the thingsthat's a problem is usually
people lubricate the outside,what they could like, get a
little bit of their finger inand lube whatever thing that
they're using, but that kind oflike collects all at the front
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and so then when you get to thedeeper things like that, that
part of the inside isn't as welllubricated and you kind of have
to like do it again.
So then it gets a little bitmore gets passed.
A little bit more gets passed,and this is just like a more
efficient delivery system.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So you would recommend the question.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I recommend a lube shooter.
Please get one everyone orsomething with like an out.
This idea came about because wehad used lube with an
applicator tip.
It was like a little samplepacket that had an applicator
tip that's like two inches long,and so you get that whole thing
in there and squeeze and pullback from that to do it and I
was like, oh, that should belike, but those are individual.
You throw them away every time.
I was like we should have aregular thing so we can just
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like buy really good lube welike and fill the lube shooter
and get it in in the right place.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I have a question.
Hey see, do you mind if I takea question?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I know that you want to get to all the points?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, you can take a question, I give permission when
you get get out of here, whenyou get lube so far up there,
does it get to your intestines?
I should probably just studyhow human bodies work.
But also, do you find that yourpoop comes out more easily the
next time because it's beenlubricated?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I haven't ever really noticed a poop benefit.
You know that next poop lube isinvolved, but you know your
rectum like squeezes prettyclosed to push poop out, so it's
like it's going to squeezeeverything out of there that's
in there.
As for it getting in yourintestines, you would have to
break into the sphincter thatgets into your intestines to do
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it, which you would a need ofsomething that's fairly long to
get there and be would be prettypainful to open that forcibly,
like a penis, wouldn't.
A penis would hit the wall ofit and be hurting themselves far
before they're like grammingthrough it to get into your
small intestines.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Right, right, right, hence the term bottoming out,
yeah, which, like when the penislike boom it's the wall Okay
cool.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I haven't hit the penis length mastery level to
have even questioned that idea.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yet I'm so sorry, the what?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
penis length mastery, like I think like 10 inches, is
probably the most vigorous I'vetaken in my lifetime and I was.
That was a chore, so there,yeah, that was Loub Shooter.
Okay, the next one that I seeis Marco Polo Fixer UI.
You made this so much moredifficult.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I still like the thought of a just an old timey
Western villain being called theLoub Shooter.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So I'm going to write that book.
That's a good name, that's agood name, thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Thank you.
I was just hoping that maybe ACcouldn't lube up her butt for
pooping.
I thought maybe we found thesolution.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Everything yeah, except a Loub Shooter.
But I feel like I would justshit out a bunch of lube and it
wouldn't make its way around myfeces.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But I also like to think when you put lube up your
butthole you're like it's kindof like a spa day for your
butthole.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's like I mean I have a shower, so it's a spa for
my butt every day.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Oh yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So sweet, put cucumbers in there.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Do mud mask.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, this next one says I'm just going to read what
it says and then let y'allextrapolate and then I will say
what I can remember.
So three in a row milk daddycouple.
Emergency door, mandingo lightdouble B, tetris, yoga emotium.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
That is a football play.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Pretty sure Any tries Casey.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's all one.
Jesus, it's obviously code.
It's a code phrase for the backdoors open and lubricated.
Come on in.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
With a modem.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
We are in the Loub Shooter.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Okay, wait, read it one.
Read it one more time.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Three in a row milk daddy couple.
Emergency door Mandingo lightdouble B Tetris yoga emotium.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, still a football player.
I can't figure anything elseout.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah.
So the only thing that I don'tknow what three in a row means,
I can remember milk daddy wassomeone that I was blowing, who
was captivated, and their likeencouragement phrase was to say
milk be daddy.
Just over and over and over.
And at the time I enjoyed it.
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I enjoyed the enthusiasm anddesperation in general, like I'm
like I love it and I love thatyou like you're that encased in
it.
But I remember laughing aboutit when I was leaving.
I was like that is a, that's a,that's a new awkward one, right
.
And like I'm into like the ideaof milking in general, like I
think that's great.
I a penis when I was oh yeah,when I was searching for, you
(22:22):
know, my get me by these nextfew weeks toy, I was pretty much
go back and forth between thequick shot launch and a like a
milking machine set up, becauseboth would accomplish my main
goals.
But the milking machine is tooloud, but I don't know how to
say that.
I don't know like the right wayto get it.
Everybody will know.
I mean, I'm just using thismilking machine?
(22:43):
Yeah, oh man, yeah, it's easy,the cleanups easier with the
milking machine, but you knowit's loud and I don't know the
end of house.
Like you got to get tubing andthe air compressor and the right
milk thingy and there's likethere's too many options and I
was like, yeah, this is too muchmoney to get it wrong.
And a couple of emergency doorwas so like the porn theater
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that I used to go to regularlyretired.
Now a couple had come in andthey had accidentally opened an
emergency door and were likestarted to worry about it.
But like I had been going tothis place for like four or five
years now, so the alarm wentoff and they were like freaking
out and I was like it's okay,somebody's going to walk back
and do what people do it likeonce, once a month.
Don't, don't, don't stressabout it.
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And that couple ends up beinglike center stage, like
exhibition fucking for it.
And because I had helped themwith the emergency door, I had
got like the VIP seating, likethey pretty much did it in the
seat right next to me.
And they were like, just like oh, you know, you know, I was like
.
You know, thank you for beingso kind.
We're going to have sex next toyou.
(23:50):
I'm like great, I'm a fan.
Mandingo light I don't knowwhat that means.
Double B.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
What does Mandingo mean?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Mandingo is a famous black porn actor with like a 15,
16 inch penis.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's too much Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I agree, I was like that's a that's penis?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
That's not.
That's a whole lot dick penisidiocy.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, that's penis which graph, it's wishcraft,
that's hyperbole.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It's just a lot of penis.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, I was like what are you going to do?
What do you want me to do withthat?
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
me to do?
Yeah, what would you like me todo with 16 inches of penis?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I can probably fit five eighths fit in my mouth.
Okay, the rest I don't knowwhat you want me to do.
I impressed myself.
You know I've been gettingbetter and better over the years
.
Tetris fit again.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I said that's a lot yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, I have successfully ball served 12 inch
penis before and so what isball serve?
So if you fully take the penisin the mouth and then you're
able to stick your tongue outand like lick testicles, oh,
neat yeah.
No look at that.
(24:58):
There, yeah.
So yeah, ball service is anylike blow job plus ball licking,
then double B I don't know whatthat is.
Tetris yoga oh, I think.
Okay, this was someone who wastrying to like vertical 69 with
me and was like committed tofiguring it out and I was like,
(25:19):
look, I'm a big guy, I'm notthat flexible.
I just not much I can do tohelp you.
But if you really want to try,like I'm down Is the male body
or female body?
No body and I was like I'm downto try, Like it was pretty
skinny and look more flexible tome and we kind of got there.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
But like you kind of got there and it was so much
work to be there that youcouldn't enjoy the blow job.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well, it's like even when we got there into that
position, it wasn't like idealfor blow job giving or receiving
, so it was like novelty, likeit was for show, like we had
like people were watching andenjoyed it.
Also, this is like someone Ihad seen.
Like I've met up with them acouple times prior, so it wasn't
like I'm familiar with withthis person and so it was like
(26:01):
all right, we'll give it a shot.
But it didn't stay.
But it was like I wrote it downjust because it was like kind
of the way that he was committedto being like no, no, we're
gonna figure out, do this, we'regonna get I'm a flip upside
down and do a headstand and wewill get it done.
And I'm like great, great work,great work Proud of you?
Okay, then the next one.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
The next one is I feel like that's an advanced sex
position.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Most definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, sixty-nine's like, especially being on the
bottom, and it's two penises.
You definitely need like to bean intermediate head giver.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I find that being on the bottom and 69 is possible
with a penis, because your headhas to be able to move and it's
usually just pinned to theground.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Oh no, I mean it's intermediate, because, like
they're going to have to do themajority of the thrusting, oh
the person with their hips, notyou with their head.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, so like they're moving their head and their
hips, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I wasn't even referencing normal 69.
I was just thinking aboutstanding up 69.
That's like that's advanced sex, right there.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Well we were, we were , I was sitting, so I was
sitting, and then they had likeplaying to their feet on the
wall and their hands on theground.
I was like cool, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Well, we'll try to make it work.
And then, okay, this is twohours, but DPS mom, oh, I
remember this.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Two hours, but DPS mom.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Two hours.
But DPS mom, let's see, youwere waiting for a delivery from
DPS UPS, ups no no, confused.
You're waiting for deliveryfrom DPS for two hours, but then
it turned out that inside thebox was a mom that was like have
sex with me.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Interesting.
Things are fun stories that youtell.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Thank you, my brain's fun.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'm not going to venture.
I guess I have no idea.
Okay, Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
So two hours is how long the blow job was, oh.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
So this is like receiving.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, so this has been somebody who had been like.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Two hours constantly.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, not as long as the whole time.
I think I fell asleep for like10 minutes at some point.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Wait why I have so many questions going.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So I have two statuses that I put for my
grinder profile.
I'm either in a head givingmood and then I'm just like I
want to give you a head, I'll bethere when to show me where, or
I am in a being worshiped mood,and so Austin Grinder is filled
with bottoms who like blackpenises, and this particular
gentleman has been like.
(28:36):
It has been hitting me up formonths anytime that I post that
one and being like oh, I want todo it.
I want to do that for a while,please.
But the schedule just generallywork out because he can't host
and I can't host either.
This evening he could.
It was like three in themorning and he was like you come
over and I'll give you a head,and being on my blood pressure
medication makes everything takea little bit longer.
And because he is also like hasan oral fixation similar to
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what I do, he's blowing me forlike his enjoyment, which is
feels great but isn'tnecessarily the thing that will
bring me to completion thefastest.
I will get there, no worries, Iobviously did, but you know he
was enjoying himself, taking histime, and I was like great,
this is exactly what I neededfor the evening and this is like
middle-aged guy Room's kind ofmessy.
(29:21):
He needed me to be quiet when Icame in because like someone
was sleeping in his house and Iwas like this is fine.
This has happened plenty of time.
I don't, you know, usually aska lot of questions about it.
It's not a big deal, so we'redoing this.
It's five in the morning, we'redone, I'm going to go.
So I get up to go and he's likeoh, hold on.
I can hear that my mom woke up.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Oh, and I'm like his mom's a DPS driver and you had
to be mailed out in a packagefor hide.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yes, and his mom works for DPS.
Do you know what DPS is?
That means she's a cop.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
We department of public safety that DPS.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Hmm, do, and I'm just like okay, sir, I'm going to
need you to tell me that youlive with your cop mom before I
come over.
That is information that youshould deliver early on in the
situation.
I understand that you've beenlike Jones in and I'm glad it
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would deliver and I had a greattime, but now I need to sneak
out of your house so that yourcop mom doesn't know I was here,
which is probably my leastfavorite version of what I
wanted to be doing this morning.
It's fine, I got out.
Fine, it's, I made it home.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
How'd you get out?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like when she went to go take a shower.
Like she went to go take ashower and then when she was in
the shower I left, and so itseems like he's run this routine
before and he knows how tohandle it.
And like no judgment, whateverPeople live with, whoever, I
understand like being the hornyand you're not.
You don't have the livingsituation to handle it and you
know sometimes you got to take arisk.
(31:04):
But, jesus, let me be a part ofthat risk profile, why we pick
and choose.
Yeah, but I appreciated the twohours of labor.
That was very nice.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Can I ask you some questions about the two hours of
labor?
Yes, was it pleasurable thewhole time.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh yeah, I had a great time.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Like how, why were you not coming then?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's just like a specific set of mechanical
things have to occur for climaxto happen.
I probably, for the first partof it, he was edging me on
purpose because he didn't wantme to come at that time.
He wanted to be able to do itfor a while At some point.
Then it was just like you know,he's doing what he is enjoying
doing.
I'm not necessarily likehurrying him or anything and
like I've lost our time.
It's been.
It's been a while since somebodyhas wanted to spend that amount
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of time and I enjoy, you know,I give the head that I want to
receive in the world as well,and so I easily can imagine
myself eating somebody out orbelieving somebody will go for
two hours easily, and why wouldbe great and why would be
enjoyable and why would want itto last that long.
And the combination of like howinto it he was and he's doing
(32:05):
fine enough, like it was just Iwas just great, and it was like
I was laid, I was laying down onthe bed, the bed was
comfortable, I was comfortable,like there wasn't any like body
pain management I had to do so.
Two hours of laying back,relaxing while somebody blows me
.
I'm having a great time?
Yeah, it was.
It was awesome.
So your second question was whywouldn't you're coming?
(32:28):
It was just like when we gotthere at the point of eventually
, I was just like the hell justhad and thrusted at the speed
and needed to do the appropriaterhythm.
Yeah yeah, I think, yeah, Ithrew in some assistants to get
us there and it was great, andyou know, and again at the time,
normally I'm actually I'm afairly fast comer in general,
(32:48):
but my blood pressure medicinemakes it a little bit more
difficult, and so it was justlike a combination of like all
of that that evening was like,oh, okay, well, today I can hang
for a couple hours and while Ican hang, I'm gonna hang until
you tap out, or I'm like at somepoint I was like, okay, I gotta
get home, so let's wrap it up,okay, but no, I was.
(33:10):
I loved it.
Yeah, I loved it.
I've had plenty of people whohave like blown me, made me come
once and then blew me throughto a second one and that's taken
like an hour.
I've done the same in the worst.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And you stay hard the whole time.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
No, I refract fairly quickly, but I would say like
right after coming, I'm probablyfairly flaccid for like the
next like no for like the twohour blow job.
Oh, most of it, yeah, I wouldsay like 90% of it was hard the
whole time, so I think I fellasleep for 10 minutes at one
point.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
What does that mean about that blow job?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It was relaxing.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I like I wish listeners at home.
I wish I could accuratelydescribe how amazed slash,
confused slash, delightedCasey's faces.
It's a math equation that'shappening, but it's also a
delight.
It's like a delightful mathequation Casey can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, I regularly like people to sleep.
That's like a.
I have a whole protocol forlike each of us out, tucking in
and go home.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Like people to sleep.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, I've done it plenty of times.
I love it.
I was like I very much enjoy,like saw an affiliate of my
whole thing.
I was like oral sex does not100% equal make me come.
It is a very relaxing,centering feeling experience.
It's like I have said millionsof times, I equate it to a
massage in my head, in the wayswith which I'm willing to
receive and give it and how Ithink about it, and it's like
(34:31):
medicinal nature.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, and I feel like you've also mentioned before
that it's the sexual act andactivity and intimacy.
That's the like self-regulatingor soothing portion for you and
the orgasm is like fine, butit's not necessarily the thing
that regulates you.
Is that correct, yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
No, I was like if for the like oral fixation
regulation system, I was likenone of it matters.
I'm just like the repetitivemotion of the what is happening
either in my mouth or what I'mdoing with my mouth, is the
thing that is re-regulating mynervous system.
So if I'm fully committed tothat regulation, I'm not even
(35:10):
interested.
You can be asleep.
If my goal is to be doing itfor my regulation, I prefer that
you're asleep or doingsomething else.
And so you know I have.
I had a mechanism with someonebefore that was just like okay,
well, pretend you're asleep,I'll come meet you out when it
(35:31):
gets to a point where you'relooking to climax.
Just like, tap me on that, orlike wake up, or tap me on the
head and I'll switch to liketrying to make you come out when
I'm like focused on, like okay,am I delivering the mechanical
things that I know will make youcome, rather than my
self-regulating things?
I'm one of my partners, they'rethe same, so it's quite
(35:53):
convenient.
The stuff that I do toself-regulate is the thing that
makes them climax.
Great Casey's face is so great.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Adventures with toasts, okay.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, was that your last story, or do you have more?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
The next one was massage nap me style linguses,
but I don't remember what thatmeans.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
It sounds like a Richard Attenborough documentary
.
Like read it again.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
It's massage, nap me, style linguses, and I don't
know what that means.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, something about the napping styles of the
linguses in the field.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I think it was probably my take a nap, wake me
up.
Experience I had recently, ornot recently, on that day and I
think that's it.
I don't think I have anymore.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
It's like the Adventures of Baron von
Moonschausen.
Do you know this gentleman andhis adventures?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I don't, but I would like you to say that title once
again.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
The Adventures of Baron von Moonschausen.
It's a movie back in the day.
I want to say it's by the samegentleman that did Time Bandits,
but it's all these like talltales.
It's wonderful.
You should check out the film.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, baron von Moonschausen.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah, but instead it's the Adventures of sexy von
Tosen.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah sexy von Tosen, but not right now because
Tosen's in Time Out.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Oh yeah, Tosen Time Out.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
No sexy adventures, just be in my quick shot launch
till October 11th.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Which would be an adventure all on its own.
It'd be like and this is thetragic Tosen Time Out story and
then you make a comeback withthe vengeance Ayo.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's the last one for me.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Terry Gilliam.
I think that's who I'm thinkingof.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Nice, Nice sex stories Tosen.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Stick around when we get Stephanie back.
I have written a new poem thatis religious in nature but it's
a dirty.
It's a sexy poem in my stylethat I can't wait for you to
hear.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I did some fancy things on it, so come back.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, come back, sexy beasts.
How sloppy does a two hourblowjob get?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, do you take snack breaks?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He did not take snack breaks.
He drank water once.
He kept his saliva prettyself-contained, really.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, did he use his hand?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not often.
I think the position he was inhe was on his knees on the side
of the bed.
He was kind of using his handsto alleviate some knee pressure.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
I had to help him get off the floor because he was
kind of stuck Because he wasdown there for two hours.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, no, I've tried.
But when I do things for thatlong on my knees I'm like, give
me a second, I'll be here for aminute.
Don't worry about me, you canjust scoot on past.
But no, it was.
The saliva was pretty wellcontained.
You know, you can give, I cangive a blow job that doesn't get
spit everywhere.
That's still like welllubricated.
I mean a lot of people like itall over the place.
(38:40):
I'm indifferent, I'll takewhatever.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Okay, I learned a lot today, anyway.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Tosen, was this your?
You had mentioned before westarted recording that you had a
slut right of passage wasbecoming syphilitic.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
The slut right of passage, yes yes, I think you
should get a mayor badge, Iagree.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Right.
I was like I need a sash.
I was like I got syphilis and Imade it which everybody will
it's get tested regularly.
Use protection, you'll be fine.
I was like I'm okay.
The worst part of it was like Ialmost threw up one morning for
taking the antibiotics on anempty stomach.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Oh, I've been there, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Well, Sarah Marie had some book recommendations.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh, Sarah Marie, give us your book recommendations.
I do.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
I got sexy book corner with Sarah Marie.
Thank you so much for makingeverything a jingle.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Did you like it.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
That was.
I'm such a fool.
I should have started thisyears ago.
That shit was so good SierraSimone.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Sierra Simone is a really, really beautiful writer.
She's one of my favorites.
Did you finish all of the books?
I haven't finished the fourthone yet, so don't tell me a
thing.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I just finished the first one.
I'm reading a book with Sophiaright now, but when I'm done
with that I'm gonna get to thesecond one, because I need more
Thorne Castle lore.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
It gets so much hornier, like so much hornier,
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
And then in St Sebastian, don't just get
together.
I'm just gonna be mad.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Buddy, when they do you want me to spoil that?
They bang, or?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
not.
I mean, I can tell that they'regonna bang.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, when they bang is the most satisfying bank of.
Sierra Simone is so good atthat about people that don't
wanna bang and can't bang andthey shouldn't bang and they're
not gonna bang.
And then when they finally bang, you're like thank you, sierra
Simone, because sometimes youcan.
You can write sexually angstycharacters and the sexual lead
up to it is very like, and thenwhen they finally have sex it
(40:30):
goes womp womp in the writing.
Not Sierra Simone, she's gotgreat follow through.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, no, seriously.
Honestly, she did so well withthat one that, like what I
believe to be the mostanticipated sex scene, with,
like, the main character losingtheir virginity, was paled in
comparison to the shower scenethat came before, right, and so
I was like, oh, that shit wasperfect.
I listened to that one threetimes in a row.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I also think that she writes kind of lingus really
well as well.
That's one thing that I'veobserved in all my sexy book
readings.
So this book author that I'mgonna tell you about now, she's
another one of my favoriteerotic romance novel writers of
all time.
Her name's Joey W Hill and hercatchphrase is BDSM romance for
the heart and soul.
(41:16):
And the thing that I love abouther yeah, and the thing I love
about her is she.
She really does take you on thehuman journey and really
touches on some very dark, somedark aspects of being a human
being and brings like light andlove and compassion and showing
that you can move through them.
It's it really is like booksthat are healing on their
journey, and some of them arejust raunchy sexy.
(41:39):
Like she has this series I'mabout to talk about.
It's called Knights of theBoardroom and it's not spelled
like nighttime, it's spelledlike nights, like table nights.
The first story is about thisgentleman who's the head of a
boardroom of five othergentlemen or six other gentlemen
, I can't remember and he's inlove with this lady who is a
(42:00):
boss-ess bitch of her own right,who runs a different company,
and she, like, stubbornly,refuses to be with him.
So he kidnaps her and has everysingle one of his board, his
gentlemen board members, havesex with her all in the same
room together until she finallyagrees to love him.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Interesting plan.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
That's a lot.
Right, it's a lot, but just forthe record people.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
That's not what you do to somebody when you have a
crush on them.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
No, no, no, no.
This is firmly in theconsensual, non-consent family
that I've talked about before,where in the writing she was
like I don't want it, but Ireally do want it and this is
everything that I've ever wanted, that I couldn't ask for, but I
really like this, but nosituation.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, I was about to ask.
I was like is the innermonologue of her during, like
you know, having sex with allthe different board members,
even like this is secretly whatI've always wanted, because I
love that shit?
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I was like, yeah, and there's, it's secretly what
she's always wanted.
And he also gives her a safeword and is like if at any time
this is too much for you and shenever safe words, et cetera.
Beautiful, so it's all on thesafe, consensual.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't really rock and roll inthe other in the non-consent
genre, Not my deal.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, okay, so I can only handle it animated.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Okay, this book is number sevenin the Knights of the Boardroom
.
The reason that I want torecommend this one is called
Soul Rest and it has one of themost beautiful rope tying
sections.
Like, she has whole other booksabout rope artists, but this
one.
Let me just read you thedescription.
Okay, celeste has worked her assoff to establish her freelance
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blog as a source of accuratecrime news for the Baton Rouge
area.
Being a workaholic, focusingsolely on her career, was her
choice.
Five years ago she had alife-changing experience in a
BDSM club that made it clearthat she's a submissive.
But she believes her past makesembracing that path impossible.
Then Sergeant Leland Kellerwalks into her life.
He's a dom she's always fearedand hoped she'd meet and he
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recognizes her as what he's beenlooking for as well.
But she fights submission asmuch as she longs for it, and so
this is all about.
She's a brat, like a naturalbradding, bradding brat who like
needs his dominance, and hedoes this like slow rope session
with her that breaks her downemotionally to the point of
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submission.
It gets to a very deep andbeautiful place, but then she
lashes out on the other side ofit but, like, the ultimate scene
at the end of the book is likea sex party scene, but it
becomes about her still being abrat and accepting the fact that
she needs to brat it's part ofher protocol, I guess is what
you would say and her feelinglike she couldn't be loved
(44:47):
because she brat so hard.
And him saying I am more thanhappy and willing to go on this
journey with you and it's just areally lovely book.
So that's my recommendationtoday.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Okay, you said book seven Knights of the Boardroom.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
And I say the Knights of the Boardroom is one of
Joey's earlier book series, soit starts off like pretty Ron,
she's not the right word.
It starts off pretty like thiswoman wants the sex and now the
sex happens and as she developsas a writer, stories get more in
depth while still having thesame level of kink.
She's also written the bestvampire kink series I've ever
(45:23):
read the best what's that onecalled it is called Vampire
Queen.
Okay, and it's the first.
One is called Vampire Queen'sServant and starts with a
pedicure, just saying.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Sold sold.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
The other really beautiful thing about Joey is
that she is really active in herFacebook group and talks and
comments with you.
So you feel like I don't know.
I've just, I've read everysingle one of her books and I've
been like Joey, I love thisbook.
And she's like thank you somuch, sarah Marie.
I'm like, yay, aw, yeah, I knowwe have an ornament exchange
(45:56):
club that we exchange ornamentsevery year.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
So you have ornaments from this author in your house
right now.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
No, not from the author in the Facebook group.
All the members of the Facebookgroup we exchange, we do a
random draw for ornaments.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That's so cute.
That's so cute.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I know, I know, okay, and it's my fandom that I've
been like.
Oh, I feel so loved andsupported in this fandom and a
lot of us are just nerdy littlehousewives reading sexy books.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Beautiful, beautiful.
Yeah well, when I finish thestory in chapel, I will move on
to the next of the boardroom.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yes, please.
I love that these books havemade you so happy to us and it
makes my heart like feel, soseen and loved, so good.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Man.
The Dom Spanking scene withRachel was educational.
Yeah, yeah, no, thank you forbringing it into my life.
Yay, no, sarah Marie's SexyBook Corner.
We should come up with this.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
If anyone else in our listener group reads any of
these books or has read any ofthese books and wants to talk
about it, join our Discord,where we've got active
discussions about Sarah Marie'sSexy Book Corner and the sexy
books that we like to read alongwith other sexy things yeah
yeah, hit up the Discord.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
It's just gotten a revamp.
We're all being more active inthere.
We'd love to talk to you aboutstuff.
Leave your comments aboutepisodes.
Give us things to talk about.
We love it.
We want to interact with youmore.
You give it all.
You give it us so much love.
It's season two doing it big.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Woohoo, yeah, all right, I'll use sexy beasts.
Thank you for coming back toseason two, episode one.
We have many sexy things comingalong down the pipeline for you
, so please come back.
I'm coming.
Remember, we have a Patreon youcan join and we would love it
if you did.
The link is in the show notes.
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Oh man, I was going to doeverything different this year
and take notes during theepisode.
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Next time that's okay , taylor types out the.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh, amazing Notable things.
I love Taylor so much.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Holy shit, she's the best Around.
Na, na, na, na, na na na.
No one's ever come on a camera.
Anyways, that's it Having asexy, sexy night everybody.
And you know, until next timelet's all go get lube.
Shooters, shoot lube up ourbutts.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah, they're real cheap.
Lube your poop, bye, bye.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
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Speaker 3 (48:17):
It stars Sarah Marie Currie Casey Sammie Casey why
don't you sound real sexy whileyou do it?
Do I?
No, why don't you?
Oh, why don't I?
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah like you, remember how you read your
synopsis and you go, like youwant me to do it like that.
Yes, okay, great, woo woo.
Okay, genius, uh-huh, okay.
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You listen to Talk Dirty To Me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, hello all you sexy beasts and welcome back to
Talk Dirty To Me, season 2, thepodcast where four friends with
four different perspectives talkdirty to one another.
Oh, we have differentperspectives on kink, fetish and
sex, just FYI.
Great job.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Thank you, out of the gate, we're taking it off great
.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sessy.
Episode one, season two,killing it.
Anyways, we're so excited to beback.
We've missed you.
We hope you that you've missedus.
We took a little break toregroup, figure out how to do
things better, get more awesomeguests for you.
He's burping Burp, not into themicrophone.
Somebody out there reallyenjoys a woman burping.
(01:02):
It's a kink, I swear.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure All the bodily fluids and
functions.
Somebody wants it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Anywho.
So this is just ourintroductory.
Hey, we're still here, we'reback, we're going to give a few
little updates episode, but thenI promise we have a stack of
very sexy guests coming your way, along with all the kinkiness
you could possibly want in onepodcast.
So today we are sans ourbeautiful, wonderful Stephanie
Slayton.
She is a world traveler rightnow doing something magical in
(01:30):
Europe.
Stephanie, we love you, we missyou.
So I am joined.
I'm Casey.
I am joined by Tosen.
Oh so our kink Oracle.
Oh and sweet little Sarah MarieCurry, our neighborhood vanilla.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's private.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Come on, now I'll kick us off, since I sadly don't
have much somehow.
I know everybody was waitingwith bated breath.
I have not peed on anyone yet.
I know it got scheduled.
It was the day before it wassupposed to happen and then he
called in sick and then we justknow, I know so close.
And then Sarah Marie is quotingcalled in sick air quotes.
(02:09):
And he really was he's veryexcited about being a human
toilet.
But, I know right, my P isfucking phenomenal.
He will be urinated upon.
I'll get that scheduled foreveryone as quickly as possible.
And then I am.
I am still seeing my beautiful,wonderful domestic discipline
client.
She sees me once a month and wehave protocols now so she texts
(02:32):
me and checks in regularly andthey get paid for all of this.
It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I just saw her a week ago, I think, I came back
from Burning man, and then shewas the first thing I spanked
upon returning.
So there's that.
There's my update, tosen.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I am.
People are going to want toknow.
You know, burning man had awhole media contrivacy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, the contrivacy being inside.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
How was being flooded ?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Being inside Flooding man was crazy.
While we were, I was thereexperiencing it and then reading
all of the news stories thatwere being said about it,
totally sensationalized.
I now don't take the newsseriously at all.
It's all mumbo jumbo More thanI thought it was before.
Nobody got Ebola, nobody wasstarving, nobody was eating
babies.
Nobody was shitting into bags.
It was like super normal, likepeople were just bored.
(03:24):
It was very muddy.
You couldn't go anywhere.
You're surviving because youhad to try to survive, other
than your shit was going to getwet.
But it's not like I wassurviving, like like we were
rationing food or water oranything.
It was really.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It wasn't like an episode of Lost or anything like
that.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, the worst thing that happened was I wore the
same outfit for four days.
Oh no, Not four days it wassweatpants and a long sleeve
shirt, because once the raincame I got cold, and once the
rain came I couldn't go anywhere.
So who's going to see all thecute outfits I brought?
Anyways, nobody.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So I just got real comfy.
Casey, if you did have to likesquirrel away food or whatever,
what would be the first thingthat you would grab Pokeball?
There's no put, I assumethere's no pokeball.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
There's no pokeball at the burning man's Sorry, the
drowning man's doesn't say that,because every time we start a
podcast I'm like halfway througha pokeball or burrito.
It's rude.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You know she also brings a fucking sushi burrito
over to blood suckers, Likeevery time, she's just never
brings me one Just eating itslowly in front of me.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm such an asshole Right.
What would I squirrel away?
First the prunes yeah, the bagof prunes yeah, because above
all else, I have to make surethat I can poop if I need to.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Understandable.
After that probably the peanutM&Ms.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, if you're curious about having to make
sure you have to poop, go checkout the butt stuff episode, if
you haven't already oh my God,then you'll hear all about my
poop situation.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And you'll know that's in season one, but yeah
but it was fine.
The really the most worrisome Igot was when I went to the porta
potties and it was like maybethe end of the day instead of
the beginning of the day and Ithen was able to gauge how
quickly porta potties fill up,because there were no trucks
that were able to come emptythem.
And it was a situation whereyou go on the porta potty and it
(05:13):
is so full You're like I knowit won't touch my butt, but I
don't want to sit on it.
No no, no, no no no, no, no butit never, but you could find an
empty one.
It never got so bad that wewere pooping in bags, so Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, I remember hearing the new stuff about it
and I was like, hmm, I have afeeling that a group of people
who, on a yearly basis, most ofthem for five plus years elect
to disconnect completely fromthe trappings of life to go
party and celebrate in thedesert can hang for another week
(05:49):
.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Like.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I've known plenty of people who prepare for Burning
man.
It's doomsday level preppers.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You have to take it seriously.
Somebody's got a bunker.
Yeah, everybody's prepared.
Nobody was ever asking for food, nobody was ever.
I nobody asked for water.
Everybody was just bored anddirty.
Anywho, enough about flood, manToast and tell me everything.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, so the big headline is I got syphilis.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Whoa how Sex.
Were you a pirate captain,because I hear that pirate
captains get syphilis a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I licked Johnny Depp.
That's how it happened, Iimagine.
I imagine it happened from aGrindr blowjob or one of my
other anonymous situations.
You know, syphilis happens inmultiple stages, right and again
.
This is all part of my riskprofile and how, why I do things
the way I've done it for the 10years, thousand penises I've
(06:48):
done.
So.
Syphilis happens in stages.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Ten years and a thousand penises later.
That's it, that's your memory.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So stage one is you get like a lesion of some kind.
You get like a little bumpthat's painless.
If you touch it with a mucusmembrane of some kind, you'll
get it.
So it's always been part of myprocedure to like look for
things and then and you know Inever do anything if I have like
open wounds or you know, if Ilike I've bitten my cheek on the
way to a blowjob and been likedamn going home, and then
(07:21):
there's stage two, which you'llget a rash, and then later in
stage two, then your bodilyfluids can transfer it.
But most of the situations thatI had been in, even the fluid
transmission rate of stage twois generally pretty low.
I'm doing the highest riskactivity for it.
So it's like it's mostprevalent in like male to male
(07:41):
interactions.
Then there's the dormant stagewhere there's like no symptoms
and I would say, do yourresearch on it, on like the
varying stages of things youknow have.
Protected sex is the best way tokeep yourself safe in general
for most things.
In general, do it.
But it felt fine in my riskprofile to with the grandeur
blowjobs.
But you know I got it.
And the most important thing isI get tested every six months
(08:01):
right At minimum.
Sometimes I get tested moreoften.
So I caught it within like twoweeks.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And this is because you can be your six month test
scheduled.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So I was in the.
I was in the hump day filmfestival.
I did a voiceover for one ofthe films that have been I think
is in third place right now,and the crew that I was doing
that with was having an afterparty.
That was basically a kick sexparty, which they were like oh
you know, if you show a threemonth test, we'll give you a
risk, and that looks everybodyknow that like you've been
tested recently for that.
So I had, I was getting thetest stick for that party which
(08:33):
I then had to be like I'm intime out and I was.
I was kind of butt hurt aboutit Most of when I when I heard
about it, just more about likenow there's conversations I got
to have and you know I got toruin a couple.
I got to ruin some people's dayand that's not going to be fun.
Everybody's really nice aboutit actually and I didn't
transmit to anybody.
Everybody's free and clear.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
How did you not transmit?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And again like it's more difficult if it's in its
early stages.
You have to come in contactwith the lesion with a mucus
membrane of some kind and I'veprobably caught it before I even
like showed any symptoms.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And so you didn't have any bumps or anything.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, I've had no symptoms or anything like that.
And then, like, the treatmentfor it is either a shot of
penicillin or like a week on DrCyclean.
That are pretty high dosage.
I finished.
I finished my dosage on Mondayand so I am free to be back in
the game on Tuesday, but I'mprobably going to wait to my
(09:30):
test on the 11th just to likedouble test for it.
There's a couple of medicationsthat I take that might dilute
the effect, the efficacy ofantibiotics, so I just want to
make perfectly and completelysure before I get back out there
and I've updated my riskprofile that now I won't be
dealing with people with unknownstatuses, so I'll still do
casual stuff.
But now I'm just going to belike send me a screenshot of the
(09:50):
last time you get tested, andso that should cover my base on
that one.
You know, a thousand for onebook jobs, but pretty good.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That's pretty good.
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And again it's like the system works exactly the way
it was supposed to, because Iget tested so often.
I caught it very quickly, Iinformed the people that needed
to be informed, they did thethings that they needed to do
and probably because I caught itso early is the reason I was
able to keep from transmittingto anybody else, as far as I
know, at the point, at thispoint in time.
And the funny thing is like soI had to, like I went to the
(10:20):
party, like it was pretty muchthe day after I found out, which
I was a little mad aboutbecause I think if it would have
been like a shrine party, Iwouldn't have gone.
But they were going to show mypoetry at the party and so like
I needed to announce it and likelet people know, like oh,
here's my orgasm out of thethings like that.
So I did that and then, youknow, I just kept my mouth and
bits to myself.
But you know, I gave a footmassage to somebody for like an
(10:41):
hour, which was really nice,watched a lot of other people
have sex, which is really nice.
A random woman walked up to me,was like I really loved your
poetry.
Do you mind if I just come sitdown next to you and touch you
and I'm like not at all and itwas lovely.
It's the first time ever thatsomeone is like walked up to me
to display physical affection asa stranger, and so I don't
(11:04):
usually get approached for thosethings and I was.
that was a very nice feeling.
Had great conversations withpeople, watched a lot of people
get whipped, you know, and I,you know I genuinely had a
pretty decent time considering.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
And what a beautiful like, what a beautiful gift to
Go through that right, like toknow that your system works, to
know that the people that youtalk to and engage with are like
kind and compassionate people,to know that it's not like a big
horrible thing, it's justpenicillin.
And then you get to use wordslike syphilitic, which is really
fun.
It is really fun.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, and you know I wanted to.
I thought it was like it wasgood to bring up.
You know, we're where peopletalking about lifestyle things
and like I am an advocate forlike trying to remind people
that it's better to be goodabout talking about your sexual
health and near where you're atand feel comfortable about
asking for tests and gettingtests and the kind of role
talking about it, because inthis grand scheme of the things,
most of the things are not thatreally that much of a big deal.
(11:56):
It's really just like I tooktwo pills for a week and like
antibiotics suck a little bitlike a couple of days I took it
on an empty stomach and it waslike annoying.
But the joke I've been makingis like I'd rather have syphilis
than COVID and like bronchitisRight, like my bronchitis is
like way worse.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
People get really weird about STI's, even though
they don't get weird about otherdiseases that are.
It's just a disease that'stransmitted.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, I'm like the flu is way more communicable.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So it's like it's a way down and way easier to get
it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, and it did fucks you up Right, and I think
that the thing that gets topeople is it's the their, they
have their brain.
All of the PSA is about AIDS andit's the forever of it.
And you know you go throughfeelings of like feeling dirty
and gross and everything, likeyou don't want to be around
people.
But I'm educated enough aboutit and they've like been in the
(12:50):
space enough that it was justlike it wasn't really me feeling
dirty and gross, it was justlike concern for other people
and it was just like I just wantto make sure I'm doing
everything in the safest waypossible.
And you know I'm unsure abouteverybody.
Everybody else is going toreact to it, but everybody I
told a few people at the partyabout the situation because,
just because, like how do youwant to handle it?
And they were like, yes,whatever you know you're, you're
(13:11):
in charge of communicating youryou know sexual health and we
trust your ability to have thoseconversations and that's great.
And so, other than I amreaching the point where it's
starting to be painful, no onehas touched me or I have not
touched another body in a weekand a half.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
That was my, that was my.
Second question is like, howare you doing?
Because you're like a gremlin,you know, but like opposite,
like if you, if you get like notsexed after midnight, you turn
into a what is that?
It's a sexual, a sexual device.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I pulled up and holding up on the people device.
I pulled up and showing peoplea quick shot launch, which is
basically it's.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I think it puts bubbles into your soda pop.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I think is what you use it to carbonate drinks, to
soda stream.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
and for your penis.
What is it?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, but so like a quick shot is like a flush, like
an open ended flashlight, andthe quick shot launches a
machine that will automate it,and so you just put your penis
in the flashlight and themachine moves back and forth.
Yeah, my main problem with sextoys had been I have a sorry
everybody I have a wider thanaverage penis, so a lot of
things that I don't fit in, soany of the automated things get
stuck.
But this thing is fairlypowerful and a quick shot launch
(14:27):
is like it's open and so thatkind of like solves the problem.
And the motor on it's likequick, like it goes up to the
all the way up.
The way up, so it's fast, it'sfast enough and strong enough
and it plugs into the wall, soit's not like battery powered,
so it's home getting through.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's a flush like give us money please, please,
never apologize for your extrawide, extra large penis.
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's not, it's not.
It's not anything, it's notgargantuan, it's just like wider
than most I just sure.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
But I just you apologize a lot, and I just want
you to embrace your extra huge.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I apologize for giving information that maybe
people didn't consent to.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right, it was more about like I was apologizing to
like surprise, I'm going to talkabout this is a sex podcast of
my penis dimensions.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I can talk about specifics of my vagina.
I think you feel better.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You talking about specifically your vagina would
make me feel better, but not forthat reason.
I'm just a curious, I'm acurious boy and I want to know.
So I'm an explorer.
But no, we'll save it for aquick beta episode title.
Unless you feel like talkingabout it, I don't want to stop
you.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I have.
I have really good nipples, if,like, you're never gonna see
them.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But they're really good nipples.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
They're like.
I looked at them today and waslike good job, nipples.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Great work.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, I should have gone to see the baker's wife
would have seen it through thesee through shirt.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What other stories and updates do you have for us?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, so in between seasons and when I would have an
event occur, I would send MarcoPolo's with cryptic messages so
that I could talk about them.
So the first one I've runacross says lube shooter, and
I'm realizing that I'm not goingto remember what some of these
are because that was too cryptic.
They were too cryptic for meeven, but lube shooter, I
remember.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I love them.
Out of context, though.
I'm imagining some sort ofslingshot, or maybe like a Wild
West character that murders withlube, or we have to tell us.
Actually, this is a fun game.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I'm going to ask out and tell you what you think it
is and I'll tell you what Iremember of it.
So lube shooter thoughtsProbably is some sort of
dispenser.
Yeah, and so it's a syringethat you fill with lube so that
you can lubricate the entiretyof the inside of a rectum.
And I use that with one of mypartners and, as I say all the
(16:48):
time, use all the lube for buttstuff.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Male body or female bodied.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
This is with a strap on, or the strap on was put into
me.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh, so the lube shooter is in your butt.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, it goes in my butt and it gets squeezed.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And then you just get all the lube is in there and
then the strap on enters me.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But surely you don't need a specific tool for this.
You can just use like a turkeybaster, right?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Only if you don't want to use a turkey baster
again.
Well, I mean, you could wash it.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
You don't have a sex toy, turkey baster just laying
around.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, you just get a turkey baster that you just use
for butt stuff, or you call itthe butt baster.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
The tool specifically for it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It has some ergonomic benefits.
So, like the problem withturkey basters is the way that
it's tapered.
You can only get like a littlebit in there.
You can put it all the way inand get the lube like in the
back.
Because one of the thingsthat's a problem is usually
people lubricate the outside,what they could like, get a
little bit of their finger inand lube whatever thing that
they're using, but that kind oflike collects all at the front
(17:44):
and so then when you get to thedeeper things like that, that
part of the inside isn't as welllubricated and you kind of have
to like do it again.
So then it gets a little bitmore gets passed.
A little bit more gets passed,and this is just like a more
efficient delivery system.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So you would recommend the question.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I recommend a lube shooter.
Please get one everyone orsomething with like an out.
This idea came about because wehad used lube with an
applicator tip.
It was like a little samplepacket that had an applicator
tip that's like two inches long,and so you get that whole thing
in there and squeeze and pullback from that to do it and I
was like, oh, that should belike, but those are individual.
You throw them away every time.
I was like we should have aregular thing so we can just
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like buy really good lube welike and fill the lube shooter
and get it in in the right place.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I have a question.
Hey see, do you mind if I takea question?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I know that you want to get to all the points?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, you can take a question, I give permission when
you get get out of here, whenyou get lube so far up there,
does it get to your intestines?
I should probably just studyhow human bodies work.
But also, do you find that yourpoop comes out more easily the
next time because it's beenlubricated?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I haven't ever really noticed a poop benefit.
You know that next poop lube isinvolved, but you know your
rectum like squeezes prettyclosed to push poop out, so it's
like it's going to squeezeeverything out of there that's
in there.
As for it getting in yourintestines, you would have to
break into the sphincter thatgets into your intestines to do
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it, which you would a need ofsomething that's fairly long to
get there and be would be prettypainful to open that forcibly,
like a penis, wouldn't.
A penis would hit the wall ofit and be hurting themselves far
before they're like grammingthrough it to get into your
small intestines.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Right, right, right, hence the term bottoming out,
yeah, which, like when the penislike boom it's the wall Okay
cool.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I haven't hit the penis length mastery level to
have even questioned that idea.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yet I'm so sorry, the what?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
penis length mastery, like I think like 10 inches, is
probably the most vigorous I'vetaken in my lifetime and I was.
That was a chore, so there,yeah, that was Loub Shooter.
Okay, the next one that I seeis Marco Polo Fixer UI.
You made this so much moredifficult.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I still like the thought of a just an old timey
Western villain being called theLoub Shooter.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So I'm going to write that book.
That's a good name, that's agood name, thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Thank you.
I was just hoping that maybe ACcouldn't lube up her butt for
pooping.
I thought maybe we found thesolution.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Everything yeah, except a Loub Shooter.
But I feel like I would justshit out a bunch of lube and it
wouldn't make its way around myfeces.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But I also like to think when you put lube up your
butthole you're like it's kindof like a spa day for your
butthole.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's like I mean I have a shower, so it's a spa for
my butt every day.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Oh yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So sweet, put cucumbers in there.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Do mud mask.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, this next one says I'm just going to read what
it says and then let y'allextrapolate and then I will say
what I can remember.
So three in a row milk daddycouple.
Emergency door, mandingo lightdouble B, tetris, yoga emotium.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
That is a football play.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Pretty sure Any tries Casey.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's all one.
Jesus, it's obviously code.
It's a code phrase for the backdoors open and lubricated.
Come on in.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
With a modem.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
We are in the Loub Shooter.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Okay, wait, read it one.
Read it one more time.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Three in a row milk daddy couple.
Emergency door Mandingo lightdouble B Tetris yoga emotium.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, still a football player.
I can't figure anything elseout.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah.
So the only thing that I don'tknow what three in a row means,
I can remember milk daddy wassomeone that I was blowing, who
was captivated, and their likeencouragement phrase was to say
milk be daddy.
Just over and over and over.
And at the time I enjoyed it.
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I enjoyed the enthusiasm anddesperation in general, like I'm
like I love it and I love thatyou like you're that encased in
it.
But I remember laughing aboutit when I was leaving.
I was like that is a, that's a,that's a new awkward one, right
.
And like I'm into like the ideaof milking in general, like I
think that's great.
I a penis when I was oh yeah,when I was searching for, you
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know, my get me by these nextfew weeks toy, I was pretty much
go back and forth between thequick shot launch and a like a
milking machine set up, becauseboth would accomplish my main
goals.
But the milking machine is tooloud, but I don't know how to
say that.
I don't know like the right wayto get it.
Everybody will know.
I mean, I'm just using thismilking machine?
(22:43):
Yeah, oh man, yeah, it's easy,the cleanups easier with the
milking machine, but you knowit's loud and I don't know the
end of house.
Like you got to get tubing andthe air compressor and the right
milk thingy and there's likethere's too many options and I
was like, yeah, this is too muchmoney to get it wrong.
And a couple of emergency doorwas so like the porn theater
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that I used to go to regularlyretired.
Now a couple had come in andthey had accidentally opened an
emergency door and were likestarted to worry about it.
But like I had been going tothis place for like four or five
years now, so the alarm wentoff and they were like freaking
out and I was like it's okay,somebody's going to walk back
and do what people do it likeonce, once a month.
Don't, don't, don't stressabout it.
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And that couple ends up beinglike center stage, like
exhibition fucking for it.
And because I had helped themwith the emergency door, I had
got like the VIP seating, likethey pretty much did it in the
seat right next to me.
And they were like, just like oh, you know, you know, I was like
.
You know, thank you for beingso kind.
We're going to have sex next toyou.
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I'm like great, I'm a fan.
Mandingo light I don't knowwhat that means.
Double B.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
What does Mandingo mean?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Mandingo is a famous black porn actor with like a 15,
16 inch penis.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's too much Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I agree, I was like that's a that's penis?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
That's not.
That's a whole lot dick penisidiocy.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, that's penis which graph, it's wishcraft,
that's hyperbole.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It's just a lot of penis.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, I was like what are you going to do?
What do you want me to do withthat?
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
me to do?
Yeah, what would you like me todo with 16 inches of penis?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I can probably fit five eighths fit in my mouth.
Okay, the rest I don't knowwhat you want me to do.
I impressed myself.
You know I've been gettingbetter and better over the years
.
Tetris fit again.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I said that's a lot yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, I have successfully ball served 12 inch
penis before and so what isball serve?
So if you fully take the penisin the mouth and then you're
able to stick your tongue outand like lick testicles, oh,
neat yeah.
No look at that.
(24:58):
There, yeah.
So yeah, ball service is anylike blow job plus ball licking,
then double B I don't know whatthat is.
Tetris yoga oh, I think.
Okay, this was someone who wastrying to like vertical 69 with
me and was like committed tofiguring it out and I was like,
(25:19):
look, I'm a big guy, I'm notthat flexible.
I just not much I can do tohelp you.
But if you really want to try,like I'm down Is the male body
or female body?
No body and I was like I'm downto try, Like it was pretty
skinny and look more flexible tome and we kind of got there.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
But like you kind of got there and it was so much
work to be there that youcouldn't enjoy the blow job.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well, it's like even when we got there into that
position, it wasn't like idealfor blow job giving or receiving
, so it was like novelty, likeit was for show, like we had
like people were watching andenjoyed it.
Also, this is like someone Ihad seen.
Like I've met up with them acouple times prior, so it wasn't
like I'm familiar with withthis person and so it was like
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all right, we'll give it a shot.
But it didn't stay.
But it was like I wrote it downjust because it was like kind
of the way that he was committedto being like no, no, we're
gonna figure out, do this, we'regonna get I'm a flip upside
down and do a headstand and wewill get it done.
And I'm like great, great work,great work Proud of you?
Okay, then the next one.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
The next one is I feel like that's an advanced sex
position.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Most definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, sixty-nine's like, especially being on the
bottom, and it's two penises.
You definitely need like to bean intermediate head giver.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I find that being on the bottom and 69 is possible
with a penis, because your headhas to be able to move and it's
usually just pinned to theground.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Oh no, I mean it's intermediate, because, like
they're going to have to do themajority of the thrusting, oh
the person with their hips, notyou with their head.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, so like they're moving their head and their
hips, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I wasn't even referencing normal 69.
I was just thinking aboutstanding up 69.
That's like that's advanced sex, right there.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Well we were, we were , I was sitting, so I was
sitting, and then they had likeplaying to their feet on the
wall and their hands on theground.
I was like cool, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Well, we'll try to make it work.
And then, okay, this is twohours, but DPS mom, oh, I
remember this.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Two hours, but DPS mom.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Two hours.
But DPS mom, let's see, youwere waiting for a delivery from
DPS UPS, ups no no, confused.
You're waiting for deliveryfrom DPS for two hours, but then
it turned out that inside thebox was a mom that was like have
sex with me.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Interesting.
Things are fun stories that youtell.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Thank you, my brain's fun.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'm not going to venture.
I guess I have no idea.
Okay, Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
So two hours is how long the blow job was, oh.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
So this is like receiving.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, so this has been somebody who had been like.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Two hours constantly.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, not as long as the whole time.
I think I fell asleep for like10 minutes at some point.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Wait why I have so many questions going.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So I have two statuses that I put for my
grinder profile.
I'm either in a head givingmood and then I'm just like I
want to give you a head, I'll bethere when to show me where, or
I am in a being worshiped mood,and so Austin Grinder is filled
with bottoms who like blackpenises, and this particular
gentleman has been like.
(28:36):
It has been hitting me up formonths anytime that I post that
one and being like oh, I want todo it.
I want to do that for a while,please.
But the schedule just generallywork out because he can't host
and I can't host either.
This evening he could.
It was like three in themorning and he was like you come
over and I'll give you a head,and being on my blood pressure
medication makes everything takea little bit longer.
And because he is also like hasan oral fixation similar to
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what I do, he's blowing me forlike his enjoyment, which is
feels great but isn'tnecessarily the thing that will
bring me to completion thefastest.
I will get there, no worries, Iobviously did, but you know he
was enjoying himself, taking histime, and I was like great,
this is exactly what I neededfor the evening and this is like
middle-aged guy Room's kind ofmessy.
(29:21):
He needed me to be quiet when Icame in because like someone
was sleeping in his house and Iwas like this is fine.
This has happened plenty of time.
I don't, you know, usually aska lot of questions about it.
It's not a big deal, so we'redoing this.
It's five in the morning, we'redone, I'm going to go.
So I get up to go and he's likeoh, hold on.
I can hear that my mom woke up.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Oh, and I'm like his mom's a DPS driver and you had
to be mailed out in a packagefor hide.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yes, and his mom works for DPS.
Do you know what DPS is?
That means she's a cop.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
We department of public safety that DPS.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Hmm, do, and I'm just like okay, sir, I'm going to
need you to tell me that youlive with your cop mom before I
come over.
That is information that youshould deliver early on in the
situation.
I understand that you've beenlike Jones in and I'm glad it
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would deliver and I had a greattime, but now I need to sneak
out of your house so that yourcop mom doesn't know I was here,
which is probably my leastfavorite version of what I
wanted to be doing this morning.
It's fine, I got out.
Fine, it's, I made it home.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
How'd you get out?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like when she went to go take a shower.
Like she went to go take ashower and then when she was in
the shower I left, and so itseems like he's run this routine
before and he knows how tohandle it.
And like no judgment, whateverPeople live with, whoever, I
understand like being the hornyand you're not.
You don't have the livingsituation to handle it and you
know sometimes you got to take arisk.
(31:04):
But, jesus, let me be a part ofthat risk profile, why we pick
and choose.
Yeah, but I appreciated the twohours of labor.
That was very nice.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Can I ask you some questions about the two hours of
labor?
Yes, was it pleasurable thewhole time.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh yeah, I had a great time.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Like how, why were you not coming then?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's just like a specific set of mechanical
things have to occur for climaxto happen.
I probably, for the first partof it, he was edging me on
purpose because he didn't wantme to come at that time.
He wanted to be able to do itfor a while At some point.
Then it was just like you know,he's doing what he is enjoying
doing.
I'm not necessarily likehurrying him or anything and
like I've lost our time.
It's been.
It's been a while since somebodyhas wanted to spend that amount
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of time and I enjoy, you know,I give the head that I want to
receive in the world as well,and so I easily can imagine
myself eating somebody out orbelieving somebody will go for
two hours easily, and why wouldbe great and why would be
enjoyable and why would want itto last that long.
And the combination of like howinto it he was and he's doing
(32:05):
fine enough, like it was just Iwas just great, and it was like
I was laid, I was laying down onthe bed, the bed was
comfortable, I was comfortable,like there wasn't any like body
pain management I had to do so.
Two hours of laying back,relaxing while somebody blows me
.
I'm having a great time?
Yeah, it was.
It was awesome.
So your second question was whywouldn't you're coming?
(32:28):
It was just like when we gotthere at the point of eventually
, I was just like the hell justhad and thrusted at the speed
and needed to do the appropriaterhythm.
Yeah yeah, I think, yeah, Ithrew in some assistants to get
us there and it was great, andyou know, and again at the time,
normally I'm actually I'm afairly fast comer in general,
(32:48):
but my blood pressure medicinemakes it a little bit more
difficult, and so it was justlike a combination of like all
of that that evening was like,oh, okay, well, today I can hang
for a couple hours and while Ican hang, I'm gonna hang until
you tap out, or I'm like at somepoint I was like, okay, I gotta
get home, so let's wrap it up,okay, but no, I was.
(33:10):
I loved it.
Yeah, I loved it.
I've had plenty of people whohave like blown me, made me come
once and then blew me throughto a second one and that's taken
like an hour.
I've done the same in the worst.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And you stay hard the whole time.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
No, I refract fairly quickly, but I would say like
right after coming, I'm probablyfairly flaccid for like the
next like no for like the twohour blow job.
Oh, most of it, yeah, I wouldsay like 90% of it was hard the
whole time, so I think I fellasleep for 10 minutes at one
point.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
What does that mean about that blow job?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It was relaxing.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I like I wish listeners at home.
I wish I could accuratelydescribe how amazed slash,
confused slash, delightedCasey's faces.
It's a math equation that'shappening, but it's also a
delight.
It's like a delightful mathequation Casey can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, I regularly like people to sleep.
That's like a.
I have a whole protocol forlike each of us out, tucking in
and go home.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Like people to sleep.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, I've done it plenty of times.
I love it.
I was like I very much enjoy,like saw an affiliate of my
whole thing.
I was like oral sex does not100% equal make me come.
It is a very relaxing,centering feeling experience.
It's like I have said millionsof times, I equate it to a
massage in my head, in the wayswith which I'm willing to
receive and give it and how Ithink about it, and it's like
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medicinal nature.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, and I feel like you've also mentioned before
that it's the sexual act andactivity and intimacy.
That's the like self-regulatingor soothing portion for you and
the orgasm is like fine, butit's not necessarily the thing
that regulates you.
Is that correct, yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
No, I was like if for the like oral fixation
regulation system, I was likenone of it matters.
I'm just like the repetitivemotion of the what is happening
either in my mouth or what I'mdoing with my mouth, is the
thing that is re-regulating mynervous system.
So if I'm fully committed tothat regulation, I'm not even
(35:10):
interested.
You can be asleep.
If my goal is to be doing itfor my regulation, I prefer that
you're asleep or doingsomething else.
And so you know I have.
I had a mechanism with someonebefore that was just like okay,
well, pretend you're asleep,I'll come meet you out when it
(35:31):
gets to a point where you'relooking to climax.
Just like, tap me on that, orlike wake up, or tap me on the
head and I'll switch to liketrying to make you come out when
I'm like focused on, like okay,am I delivering the mechanical
things that I know will make youcome, rather than my
self-regulating things?
I'm one of my partners, they'rethe same, so it's quite
(35:53):
convenient.
The stuff that I do toself-regulate is the thing that
makes them climax.
Great Casey's face is so great.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Adventures with toasts, okay.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, was that your last story, or do you have more?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
The next one was massage nap me style linguses,
but I don't remember what thatmeans.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
It sounds like a Richard Attenborough documentary
.
Like read it again.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
It's massage, nap me, style linguses, and I don't
know what that means.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, something about the napping styles of the
linguses in the field.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I think it was probably my take a nap, wake me
up.
Experience I had recently, ornot recently, on that day and I
think that's it.
I don't think I have anymore.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
It's like the Adventures of Baron von
Moonschausen.
Do you know this gentleman andhis adventures?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I don't, but I would like you to say that title once
again.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
The Adventures of Baron von Moonschausen.
It's a movie back in the day.
I want to say it's by the samegentleman that did Time Bandits,
but it's all these like talltales.
It's wonderful.
You should check out the film.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, baron von Moonschausen.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah, but instead it's the Adventures of sexy von
Tosen.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah sexy von Tosen, but not right now because
Tosen's in Time Out.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Oh yeah, Tosen Time Out.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
No sexy adventures, just be in my quick shot launch
till October 11th.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Which would be an adventure all on its own.
It'd be like and this is thetragic Tosen Time Out story and
then you make a comeback withthe vengeance Ayo.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's the last one for me.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Terry Gilliam.
I think that's who I'm thinkingof.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Nice, Nice sex stories Tosen.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Stick around when we get Stephanie back.
I have written a new poem thatis religious in nature but it's
a dirty.
It's a sexy poem in my stylethat I can't wait for you to
hear.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I did some fancy things on it, so come back.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, come back, sexy beasts.
How sloppy does a two hourblowjob get?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, do you take snack breaks?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He did not take snack breaks.
He drank water once.
He kept his saliva prettyself-contained, really.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, did he use his hand?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not often.
I think the position he was inhe was on his knees on the side
of the bed.
He was kind of using his handsto alleviate some knee pressure.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
I had to help him get off the floor because he was
kind of stuck Because he wasdown there for two hours.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, no, I've tried.
But when I do things for thatlong on my knees I'm like, give
me a second, I'll be here for aminute.
Don't worry about me, you canjust scoot on past.
But no, it was.
The saliva was pretty wellcontained.
You know, you can give, I cangive a blow job that doesn't get
spit everywhere.
That's still like welllubricated.
I mean a lot of people like itall over the place.
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I'm indifferent, I'll takewhatever.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Okay, I learned a lot today, anyway.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Tosen, was this your?
You had mentioned before westarted recording that you had a
slut right of passage wasbecoming syphilitic.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
The slut right of passage, yes yes, I think you
should get a mayor badge, Iagree.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Right.
I was like I need a sash.
I was like I got syphilis and Imade it which everybody will
it's get tested regularly.
Use protection, you'll be fine.
I was like I'm okay.
The worst part of it was like Ialmost threw up one morning for
taking the antibiotics on anempty stomach.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Oh, I've been there, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Well, Sarah Marie had some book recommendations.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh, Sarah Marie, give us your book recommendations.
I do.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
I got sexy book corner with Sarah Marie.
Thank you so much for makingeverything a jingle.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Did you like it.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
That was.
I'm such a fool.
I should have started thisyears ago.
That shit was so good SierraSimone.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Sierra Simone is a really, really beautiful writer.
She's one of my favorites.
Did you finish all of the books?
I haven't finished the fourthone yet, so don't tell me a
thing.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I just finished the first one.
I'm reading a book with Sophiaright now, but when I'm done
with that I'm gonna get to thesecond one, because I need more
Thorne Castle lore.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
It gets so much hornier, like so much hornier,
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
And then in St Sebastian, don't just get
together.
I'm just gonna be mad.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Buddy, when they do you want me to spoil that?
They bang, or?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
not.
I mean, I can tell that they'regonna bang.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, when they bang is the most satisfying bank of.
Sierra Simone is so good atthat about people that don't
wanna bang and can't bang andthey shouldn't bang and they're
not gonna bang.
And then when they finally bang, you're like thank you, sierra
Simone, because sometimes youcan.
You can write sexually angstycharacters and the sexual lead
up to it is very like, and thenwhen they finally have sex it
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goes womp womp in the writing.
Not Sierra Simone, she's gotgreat follow through.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, no, seriously.
Honestly, she did so well withthat one that, like what I
believe to be the mostanticipated sex scene, with,
like, the main character losingtheir virginity, was paled in
comparison to the shower scenethat came before, right, and so
I was like, oh, that shit wasperfect.
I listened to that one threetimes in a row.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I also think that she writes kind of lingus really
well as well.
That's one thing that I'veobserved in all my sexy book
readings.
So this book author that I'mgonna tell you about now, she's
another one of my favoriteerotic romance novel writers of
all time.
Her name's Joey W Hill and hercatchphrase is BDSM romance for
the heart and soul.
(41:16):
And the thing that I love abouther yeah, and the thing I love
about her is she.
She really does take you on thehuman journey and really
touches on some very dark, somedark aspects of being a human
being and brings like light andlove and compassion and showing
that you can move through them.
It's it really is like booksthat are healing on their
journey, and some of them arejust raunchy sexy.
(41:39):
Like she has this series I'mabout to talk about.
It's called Knights of theBoardroom and it's not spelled
like nighttime, it's spelledlike nights, like table nights.
The first story is about thisgentleman who's the head of a
boardroom of five othergentlemen or six other gentlemen
, I can't remember and he's inlove with this lady who is a
(42:00):
boss-ess bitch of her own right,who runs a different company,
and she, like, stubbornly,refuses to be with him.
So he kidnaps her and has everysingle one of his board, his
gentlemen board members, havesex with her all in the same
room together until she finallyagrees to love him.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Interesting plan.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
That's a lot.
Right, it's a lot, but just forthe record people.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
That's not what you do to somebody when you have a
crush on them.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
No, no, no, no.
This is firmly in theconsensual, non-consent family
that I've talked about before,where in the writing she was
like I don't want it, but Ireally do want it and this is
everything that I've ever wanted, that I couldn't ask for, but I
really like this, but nosituation.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, I was about to ask.
I was like is the innermonologue of her during, like
you know, having sex with allthe different board members,
even like this is secretly whatI've always wanted, because I
love that shit?
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I was like, yeah, and there's, it's secretly what
she's always wanted.
And he also gives her a safeword and is like if at any time
this is too much for you and shenever safe words, et cetera.
Beautiful, so it's all on thesafe, consensual.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't really rock and roll inthe other in the non-consent
genre, Not my deal.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, okay, so I can only handle it animated.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Okay, this book is number sevenin the Knights of the Boardroom
.
The reason that I want torecommend this one is called
Soul Rest and it has one of themost beautiful rope tying
sections.
Like, she has whole other booksabout rope artists, but this
one.
Let me just read you thedescription.
Okay, celeste has worked her assoff to establish her freelance
(43:40):
blog as a source of accuratecrime news for the Baton Rouge
area.
Being a workaholic, focusingsolely on her career, was her
choice.
Five years ago she had alife-changing experience in a
BDSM club that made it clearthat she's a submissive.
But she believes her past makesembracing that path impossible.
Then Sergeant Leland Kellerwalks into her life.
He's a dom she's always fearedand hoped she'd meet and he
(44:02):
recognizes her as what he's beenlooking for as well.
But she fights submission asmuch as she longs for it, and so
this is all about.
She's a brat, like a naturalbradding, bradding brat who like
needs his dominance, and hedoes this like slow rope session
with her that breaks her downemotionally to the point of
(44:25):
submission.
It gets to a very deep andbeautiful place, but then she
lashes out on the other side ofit but, like, the ultimate scene
at the end of the book is likea sex party scene, but it
becomes about her still being abrat and accepting the fact that
she needs to brat it's part ofher protocol, I guess is what
you would say and her feelinglike she couldn't be loved
(44:47):
because she brat so hard.
And him saying I am more thanhappy and willing to go on this
journey with you and it's just areally lovely book.
So that's my recommendationtoday.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Okay, you said book seven Knights of the Boardroom.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
And I say the Knights of the Boardroom is one of
Joey's earlier book series, soit starts off like pretty Ron,
she's not the right word.
It starts off pretty like thiswoman wants the sex and now the
sex happens and as she developsas a writer, stories get more in
depth while still having thesame level of kink.
She's also written the bestvampire kink series I've ever
(45:23):
read the best what's that onecalled it is called Vampire
Queen.
Okay, and it's the first.
One is called Vampire Queen'sServant and starts with a
pedicure, just saying.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Sold sold.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
The other really beautiful thing about Joey is
that she is really active in herFacebook group and talks and
comments with you.
So you feel like I don't know.
I've just, I've read everysingle one of her books and I've
been like Joey, I love thisbook.
And she's like thank you somuch, sarah Marie.
I'm like, yay, aw, yeah, I knowwe have an ornament exchange
(45:56):
club that we exchange ornamentsevery year.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
So you have ornaments from this author in your house
right now.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
No, not from the author in the Facebook group.
All the members of the Facebookgroup we exchange, we do a
random draw for ornaments.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That's so cute.
That's so cute.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I know, I know, okay, and it's my fandom that I've
been like.
Oh, I feel so loved andsupported in this fandom and a
lot of us are just nerdy littlehousewives reading sexy books.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Beautiful, beautiful.
Yeah well, when I finish thestory in chapel, I will move on
to the next of the boardroom.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yes, please.
I love that these books havemade you so happy to us and it
makes my heart like feel, soseen and loved, so good.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Man.
The Dom Spanking scene withRachel was educational.
Yeah, yeah, no, thank you forbringing it into my life.
Yay, no, sarah Marie's SexyBook Corner.
We should come up with this.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
If anyone else in our listener group reads any of
these books or has read any ofthese books and wants to talk
about it, join our Discord,where we've got active
discussions about Sarah Marie'sSexy Book Corner and the sexy
books that we like to read alongwith other sexy things yeah
yeah, hit up the Discord.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
It's just gotten a revamp.
We're all being more active inthere.
We'd love to talk to you aboutstuff.
Leave your comments aboutepisodes.
Give us things to talk about.
We love it.
We want to interact with youmore.
You give it all.
You give it us so much love.
It's season two doing it big.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Woohoo, yeah, all right, I'll use sexy beasts.
Thank you for coming back toseason two, episode one.
We have many sexy things comingalong down the pipeline for you
, so please come back.
I'm coming.
Remember, we have a Patreon youcan join and we would love it
if you did.
The link is in the show notes.
(47:38):
Oh man, I was going to doeverything different this year
and take notes during theepisode.
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Next time that's okay , taylor types out the.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh, amazing Notable things.
I love Taylor so much.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Holy shit, she's the best Around.
Na, na, na, na, na na na.
No one's ever come on a camera.
Anyways, that's it Having asexy, sexy night everybody.
And you know, until next timelet's all go get lube.
Shooters, shoot lube up ourbutts.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah, they're real cheap.
Lube your poop, bye, bye.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Talk Dirty to Me is a podcast by Little Renegade
Films.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
It stars Sarah Marie Currie Casey Sammie Casey why
don't you sound real sexy whileyou do it?
Do I?
No, why don't you?
Oh, why don't I?
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah like you, remember how you read your
synopsis and you go, like youwant me to do it like that.
Yes, okay, great, woo woo.
Okay, genius, uh-huh, okay.
Talk Dirty to Me is a podcastby Little Renegade Films.
It stars Sarah Marie Currie,casey Sammie, tocen Alifaso and
Stephanie Spock, with silentcontributions by Taylor Novak.
(48:50):
Title and closing themes byTocen Alifaso.
Follow us on the social mediasat Talk Dirty to Me pod and for
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