June 16, 2024 • 49 mins
- Oil wrestling and butt plugs
- Kacey pees on her sub
- Tosin discusses his sex toy collection
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, well, well, go ahead and open up your ears,
your mind and whatever else youneed.
You're listening to Talk Dirtyto Me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hello all you sexy beasts and welcome back to Talk
Dirty to Me, the podcast wherethree friends with three
different perspectives on kink,fetish and sex talk dirty to one
another and we have a bunch offat updates for you today.
It's been a minute.
We've been up to stuff.
We got Tosin Aoufesso, the kinkoracle, on the mic.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ahoy.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We have the experimentalist, the kink
experimentalist, Aaron.
Ooh could I be the kinkscientist, the kink scientist
yeah, you are very data-driven,I'm on board with that.
The kink scientist Aaron and me, Casey, your local neighborhood
femdom no guest today, but Iknow Tosin has some updates.
(01:06):
I have an update and Erinalways has sexy updates.
If he ever wants to share them,Tosin, would you like to go
first?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Sure sure, where do we begin?
We'll start with the comic,because that was a fun one.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So since I had syphilis, I have been on a
journey to try to like, gather,like non-grinder found penises
and since this is like a totallydifferent season, can you give
like a 30 second recap to howyou got it and how it was and
that you're fine now?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
all right.
I got syphilis.
I found out because I wastesting for a party and you know
I test regularly.
And then the day before theparty I found out I had syphilis
.
And then I was like, oh, andyou know the system works the
way it wants.
I found it very quickly.
I didn't end up infecting anyof my other partners.
I took doxycycline for a weekand then found out it was the
wrong dosage and then I took itfor two weeks and then, you know
(01:55):
, I've done tests up in likepretty much every month, every
couple of months, since then.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And he still has his nose.
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And I still have my nose.
No, I didn't Johnny Depp andLibertine it.
It's fine.
You know STDs happen.
It comes with the slutty thing.
Just take tests, Get on prep.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, I think that your response was the
appropriate response.
Oh no, guess I'll take a pill,yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's.
You know my safety protocolsdid what they're supposed to do.
You know I'm well protectedagainst lots of things, like I
don't do any type of fluidbonding with anybody but my
nesting partner.
The most dangerous activity Ido is I do give like a
unprotected oral sex on aregular basis, but that has a
fairly low rate of transmission.
(02:37):
Honestly, the only reason Iprobably got syphilis is just
austin has had an increased rateof it, like in the recent
months, so I just lost that diceroll out of a thousand dicks so
.
But since then I've been tryingto be sourced like less random
off the street penis.
It was on grinder, but that'smore just.
(02:58):
I've enjoyed the conversationsand free dick pics and somebody
hits me up and I was like I seeyou everywhere.
I'm like huh, he was likeyou're on my facebook or my
social media feeds, you're,you're all over the place and
I'm like who's this?
And it turns out it's a comicthat I know around town lady or
gentleman lady.
(03:19):
I mean gentleman, a comic that Iknow around town who I had I've
met in like improv comedyspaces, and then then I had met
them in the porn theater I usedto go to, where was a stellar
situation because I was likeblowing him and another guy was
sucking on his nipples andanother guy was just like dirty
(03:40):
talking to him on there and itwas great, it was lovely, so
we're chatting.
He was like well, I'm free, youwant to meet up?
And so I go see him and like heused to be like a game dev for
like companies and stuff.
That's like really interesting.
He's one of those special breedof gentlemen who doesn't stop
being hard after they come,which is marvelous, because
(04:04):
ideal climax situation for me,like giving head, is I blow you,
you come, and I get to keepsemi hard penis in my mouth
while I make myself come.
But this person in particularalso really likes what is known
as a reach around.
But it wasn't really around.
I was like bent over him on thebed and so he made me come that
(04:28):
way while I still had to sendmy hard penis in the mouth, and
that was so I have questionsthere after you come.
It isn't like all of a sudden,all stimulus is like sticking
your finger in an electricalsocket, like yeah, depends like
I I don't necessarily stay hard,but, like after all of these
years, like because I Imasturbate a lot during the day,
(04:50):
especially the new machine thatI have has, like, created a lot
of the sentence you just saidnew machine I masturbate a lot
during the day, especially withthe new machine that I have.
You have a whole system and aschedule and especially in the
thing with the machine is like Ilike I enjoy editing and it's
like I could masturbate for longperiods of time.
(05:11):
I would, but like I worry aboutmy hands but the machine I
don't have to worry about it.
So like I'll have like activefriction going for like an hour
or so and like another one of mypartners what has like enjoys
being very rough with mytesticles and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Oh yeah, I've done it for longer than an hour.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Don't you lose the pleasure sensation after a while
, like it becomes white noise.
That's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And so I mean it's like because it has, so it has
like different speeds that cango, and so at the lowest speed,
at the middle stroke is in thesweet spot where, like it's not
enough to make me come, but it'senough to keep me erect.
So that can happen for forever,you know, and I have like
various ways of entertainingmyself while I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like meetings with work.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, I'm warming like 40 minute audios of me
making people come and stufflike that oh um, I don't know,
I've never tried doing it whileworking I believe the audience
is going to need to know thename of this machine oh yeah,
it's a.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's a fleshlight quick shot launch.
Highly recommend it get soundslike a nerf gun it's kind of
like a little pumping action,sounds like they sound similar
anyway.
But yeah, there's that has madeit so that my after climax
sensitivity is pretty, prettysolid, like I enjoy I I had,
(06:38):
I've done some post-orgasmtorture because I was trying to
be one of those people who couldcome more times in a row and
I've had plenty of people whoare like what to attempt to give
me, you know, two or threeclimaxes in a row.
So, like I, I'm fine post-itsensitivity wise, and so, and so
is this gentleman.
I've definitely met plenty ofpeople who were just like do not
(06:58):
even breathe on it, walk away,close the door, leave the room,
I can't see humans say nothingfor a few moments, but no, yeah,
it was really great.
That was like that one.
Now that climax definitely wentthe diary and like he's super
chill and so the only problem ishe lives on the other side of
the city from me so not easy tomeet up regularly.
But yeah, that one was great,yeah aaron, do you have any
(07:21):
exciting things?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I have questions.
Okay, Tosin, is it yourpreference to have call it a
consistent stable of partners?
Sands any STD concerns, or doyou prefer, or does the newness
add more to it?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I enjoy novelty for sure.
Add more to it.
I enjoy novelty for sure.
I've never been in a situationwhere I have regular access to
all of my desires from the sameperson at the level with which I
would want to do it.
So I haven't checked if, like,if my next door neighbor was
like you could blow me two timesa day, which would work, then I
(08:05):
don't know if I would get tiredof that because it's the same
and this is also assuming thatlike has all the features that
make it like a peak, enjoyableexperience.
So I haven't checked.
I definitely have people whocan mean often, but they're not
peak experiences, and the andthe couple that are peak
experiences and the couple thatare peak experiences are too far
(08:26):
for it to be something for meto regularly.
I can't drive half an hour everyday or I don't want to so you
prefer to have a stable yeah,probably like a stable or
rotating stable, but I think themore important thing is just
like consistent access, becauseit'll just be like tonight I am
mouth horny and there is noreprieve I am a balance like I,
(08:51):
as you know, as I become olderand more refined.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You never think everybody.
When they're young they getinto a relationship and they're
like, oh my god, I'm missing outon everybody else and you just
want to be able to fuckeverything right.
And you know there's some meritto that once you mature and you
can think about it with lesscum brain.
But there's a, there's a partof me now that really loves like
the like.
The offering of myself tosomebody fully like, just being
(09:15):
like devoted to somebody, feelsvery satisfying.
And I'm not silly, I know thatcan't last forever, because even
in you know, even myselfeventually like not like no
sense as novelty is importantand fun.
So I wouldn't expect it to besomething that like is lifelong,
but there's something verysatisfying about that kind of
(09:35):
offering to me.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I feel the same way.
I mean, I think I view all ofmy encounters as time box
devotion, all of my encountersas time box devotion.
I think that what peopledescribe as like committed and
emotional sex, I feel like Ireplicate in casual sex because
for that time box, they'regetting everything, all of my
(09:58):
attention, every connection thatI can give.
This is the difference betweenintimacy and emotional.
Intimacy takes time right.
Intimacy you have to like learnmore and know each other deeper
and find each other.
But like devotion and likecommitment to the moment, I feel
like I hit at a really highlevel.
Also, I'm like ash ketchum too.
(10:19):
So like I really want to bedoing as excellent as possible,
you know, for if you don't watchPokemon, the theme song is I
want to be the very best, likeno one ever was.
I feel similar.
That also takes time.
You don't.
You have to get really lucky tolike do that, or the person has
to be had violently bad sex fortheir whole life, which
(10:40):
unfortunately happens more oftenthan people think I'm fine with
either.
Like I have that with Sophiaand I have that with other
partners that I've been with fora while, like we've been
together.
They get everything that I cangive them when it's their time.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
It sounds like it's more about having your needs
satiated as opposed to you enjoykind of both types of
connections people you regularlyknow and new people but it's
more driven off of like aassociation of needs am I
(11:18):
hearing that right.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Definitely there is something that I'm examining
recently just because I had arecent handjob finger in the
button experience.
That was really lovely thatthere's a recording of, and I'm
listening to myself and I'm likevery emotional about it and so
I've been investigating like why.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
In the moment, or the recording, or listening to the
recording, you're emotional.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Both listening back to the recording and during the
moment, I am just like man, whydoes this mean so much to me?
This is it means a lot to meand I'm like, okay, what is that
?
And then so I'm just kind oflike parsing through, like how I
feel about things and like Iwas looking up like aromantic
and like being on that spectrum.
So aromantic means that youdon't experience romantic
(12:02):
feelings, which is I wouldn'tclassify myself as.
But the thing I'm investigatingI'm not sure about this, but
I'm looking at a theory of like.
Do I have a hard time feelingthe way that I described it is
all the other types of ways ofshowing love, like friendship,
everything that the things thatI have in my life connections,
(12:23):
all the other things.
I intellectually understand them.
The easiest way I can explainthat to somebody else is like I
feel like I'm watching it happento someone else who I'm very,
very happy for and I feel likeI'm glad that that was occurring
.
I'm like, yay, marvelous, and Iknow it means that this person
loves me.
I don't.
The only time that I feel itviscerally so, it seems, is when
(12:46):
I'm having a physical eroticaccount encounter, which isn't
exactly accurate, but I haven'tfigured all the pieces of it, so
I think me seeking thatsatiation, it has something to
do with that and the fact thatit's just like I like it, I want
to, I want to do it a lot, butit is.
But there's, there's definitelya marked difference in like
(13:07):
feeling, the way that my bodyfeels knowing that someone loves
me, and then when in an eroticphysical encounter, than any
other thing that was.
That's just like something I'vebeen investigating recently.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
So, casey, I have all kinds of fun little stories and
whatnot.
I have all kinds of fun littlestories and whatnot.
But the first two shows of theseason was all about some of my
adventures and kind of got toknow what's going on with you
(13:40):
everybody has been waiting for.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I dedicate this update to my, my sweet, new
far-off slave kobe.
Hello kobe, who has beeneagerly awaiting an update,
which I am so delighted andgrateful for.
And how delighted that you're aslave, kobe.
All right, labia and genitals.
It happened I peed on a man.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yes, I was hoping that was it.
I was like it is a pee onsomebody.
Tell me everything.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Okay If you haven't been with us since season one.
There is a gentleman who isnormally a top, but with me he
likes to be a bottom.
Okay, I'm not upset about that.
He is the same gentleman thatcame over and played the violin
while I administered CBT cockand ball torture and it's
delightful he's such adelightful human.
So he went like we don't chattoo much, mostly because my
(14:34):
texting habits have gone to shitbecause of my job.
Many communication habits ofmine have gone to shit because
of my job.
I love my job, but this issomething that needs some work
anyways.
So I don't.
He texts me and I I text himback rarely, not because I don't
like chatting with him, butbecause I am busy anyway.
(14:54):
He hits me up sometimes or he'slike randomly say hi or
something to him, cause he'ssuper sweet, and it turns out he
was in Mexico on a trip withhis mom and maybe somebody else
and we chat a little bit and hehe's talked about wanting to be
a toilet for a while and howhe's so enthusiastic about it,
about being like like he'll sendme.
He's like very honest andupfront.
(15:16):
The texts are like I can't stopthinking about being your
toilet and you peeing in mymouth and in my face and like
just like very specific things,things like like I'm never going
to yuck anybody's yum.
Like people like what they like.
But sometimes you read thingsand you're like, wow, okay,
that's new for me and I don'tmind doing it.
(15:40):
But like it was like the firsttime a guy told me he wanted to.
He wanted me to fart in hisface.
That's like it takes you back alittle bit.
You're like it was like thefirst time a guy told me he
wanted to.
He wanted me to fart in hisface.
That's like he takes you back alittle bit.
You're like okay, and I meanthat's vulnerable for me.
If you want to smell my fart,okay, we have to acknowledge the
fact that I fart first and itsmells like hope.
Just so you know, my fart islike hope.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hope and the promise of a better generation.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, there's a lot of like performance expectation
there, like who can?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
just fart on command.
I know, I think I think in thatcause I never actually met up
with that person to do thatthing, but again, he said it so
openly.
He was like I met up with thisguy once and he was like, by the
way, I really like smell, likeI really want to smell your
farts.
And I was like good thing, thisis over text, okay, cause I
could do whatever I needed towith my face and be like what
the fuck?
And laugh about it and like,but also be very like I'm not
(16:25):
laughing at him or anybody,cause I know it's a thing, but
when somebody says it to you thefirst time, it's like you just
have to sit with it for a minute.
Yes, sure, I'd do that if Icould fart on command.
I think that the dedicationthere is to being able to spend
a lot of time with somebody sothat you're there in the moment
when it happens, and that wouldrequire me also eating specific
(16:45):
foods.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Come on over, we'll get some Mexican.
Watch the board of the ringsomewhere before it's over.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
We'll see what happens.
I got you, I got you, it'll begreat.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Just find somebody with IBS, then you can just clap
and you're good to go.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Anywho.
So he's texting me while he'sin Mexico.
Usually he's in Mexico withpartners, but it turns out he
was with his mom and he'sgetting sassy with me about
being a toilet and blah, blah,blah.
So I get a little domy with him, get a little demandy or
whatever, and we have aconversation.
I'm like we should bring back agift from Mexico.
I demand it and he's like Iwould love to.
And then I'm like when you getback and I tell him we get the
(17:32):
time set and I say that he hasto bring puppy pads.
Thank you, aaron, for thatlovely advice, cause I couldn't
figure out how to do it.
My house doesn't have a bathtub, it only has a standup shower
and my the only thought I havewas like a kiddie pool and
that's like a big chore to makesomebody buy a kiddie pool and
then deal with it after.
But Aaron was like puppy pads,dude, which is like so obvious
once you said it, because it'sall over shrine, the kink
(17:53):
parties have puppy like.
If you touch anything, it hasto be on a puppy pad.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So I think that was.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I think that was monday jones, actually he gave
you that one oh was it I'm gonnaremind me of both I might have
brought that up, but youstraight up offered me your
bathtub, which is sweet, yeah.
Anyways, he comes over with thepuppy pads.
We chat.
I do the usual pre-interview,like I just needed to be clear
(18:21):
on if he actually wanted it inhis mouth.
You know, that's like there'speeing on somebody and then
there's peeing in somebody'smouth and in their face and I
just wanted to see with my eyeshis mouth say yes, I would like
your urine in my mouth, okay,okay.
So I pick up the rug in mybathroom we lay down like six or
(18:43):
eight puppy pads.
I have been drinking water allmorning.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
He puts on his swim goggles.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Gets his snorkel on.
I tell him to take off all hisclothes.
And I've never been naked infront of this person before and
my whole genius idea was to havea wrap skirt on and then I
would just be able to like squaton him and not show anything,
and that was stupid.
Anyways, I tell him to take offhis clothes, he lays on the
floor and you know, there's thispoint, when you're doing
(19:13):
something new that you're unsureof, especially when it involves
nudity, that you just have tobe like well, we're jumping off
this cliff.
So you just go.
You know, and I think, because Irealized before I started, like
at the moment when he was nakedon the floor, I was like I like
just have to take my bottomsoff, and being nude in somebody,
in front of somebody for thefirst time, especially somebody
(19:33):
that you like didn't intend onbeing naked in front of or don't
have a sexual relationship, waslike it's like, it's a thing.
It's a thing at least it is forme.
I'm not like freely naked allthe time and okay with it.
So I'm like, oh, I just have totake off, I have to shirt cock
in front of this man winnie thepoet you have to the Pooh it,
which is like he's very sweetand I feel very safe around him.
(19:57):
So I just do it.
I take off my wrap skirt, I'mnakey on the bottom and then,
like vaginas are not likepenises good story, casey.
Anyways, like it's easy for apenis.
It doesn't matter how manytimes I try to squat like there,
like I don't have a hundredpercent control over where it's
going or what it does.
So, oh, I tell him before westart.
(20:19):
I'm like okay, so here's thedeal.
If you get into this and I alsodon't know how penises work,
but I know for the majority ofvaginas once they start peeing
it is nearly impossible to stopthe stream.
So I told him I was like, if weget started and you realize
this isn't what you want and youwould like it to stop, it's
like on you to move.
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He's like great Got it.
So I like I'm looking, I'mfacing him, he's on the floor,
I'm standing over him and I'mlooking at him in the face.
I take everything off and Ikind of like bend my knees not a
quite like a deep chair pose,but not a full squat, but not
standing straight up and I pee.
I just start peeing on him andlike I see where it's going and
(21:01):
I'm like, oh, this isn't hisface.
So I like move it up a littlebit and I start peeing on his
face.
I am peeing on his face, myurine is showering down upon
this man's face and as I amlooking him in the eye, he opens
his mouth yeah, he does and helets my urine fall into his
(21:28):
mouth and he is so happy andlike then and my bladder's
really full because I likehydrated for this man.
And then I'm like I like let ithang out in his face for a while
.
I'm like it's raining on hisface and then I'm like, well, I
guess I should like cover himthoroughly.
So I moved back down to hischest and neck and hang out
there for a while and then I goback up to his face and he like
(21:48):
opens his mouth again and it'slike fills his mouth and he'll
kind of like squeeze it out soit like falls down his cheeks
and they'll open it again formore and then, once bladder does
, it empties.
So I'm mid pee right and I havea good view of his whole body.
Like I'm like standing over himand I'm peeing onto his face
and out of the corner of my eyeI see his penis immediately go
(22:11):
from flaccid to hard.
Pee happens and this man getserect.
Like it didn't happen before,like it happened once.
I started peeing on him in aninstant and I was just like
people are so neat, I didn'texpect that and this was the
first time he's ever done.
(22:32):
This too.
I'm not sure he expected it,and my bladder was empty.
I said hand please, and he gaveme his hand and I used it to
wipe and then I Thanks Tosin forthe clap you are an artist.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Ok, thank you.
You're a visionary, you're thescholar of our time.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
And then I, and then I moved.
The puppy pads were thoroughlysoaked and I said you can get up
and get in the shower if youlike.
And he, he did.
Oh no, I'm skipping a wholepart dang it casey.
I finish, I wipe with his handand then I see how much pleasure
he's received.
And my whole plan, guys, wasoriginally because I prefer to
get some sort of tribute for allthings I do to people.
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You can probably get a playpartner trade if I had something
I've never done before, butit's a boundary of mine.
Anyways, I didn't make him pay,but my plan was to have him
hold my urine in his mouth andthen hand him his phone and then
tell him to Venmo me for thepleasure of holding my pee in
his mouth.
But that didn't happen becauseit was the first time I did it
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and I was like I'm peeing on aguy and it wasn't time in the
middle of that, because I alwaysforget the aftermath, the same
when I've had my foot insomebody's mouth and all of a
sudden it's done and they'relike bye, and they leave and my
foot is drenched in somebodyelse's slobber and I'm like well
, I guess I'll crawl to thebathroom and wash my foot off in
the sink Right Same thing, likeI'm peeing on him and I'm done,
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and I'm like I can't just goget this man's phone because my
feet are also kind of covered inpee Like it's a whole.
It's the whole thing.
I was like dang it.
So that didn't happen.
But I did see how much pleasurehe received from having my
urine all over him and Iremembered that he likes CBT.
So I did reach down and Icrushed his ball a little bit
because I could, and then I toldhim he could get up and get in
(24:17):
the shower and he showered off.
No, he stood up because he was,so he did such a good job he.
I told him to stand up and Ipaddled his bottom really hard a
couple of times and then I toldhim to get in the shower.
And all of this like peeing isreally quick, as we all know.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
So all of this from beginning to end.
I think about took about evenwith conversation like 20 to 30
minutes, and then we chatted alittle bit more and he left the
end fin, that sounded like a lotof p.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Were the puppy pads enough?
Barely, it was a large amount.
I actually was surprised whileI was doing it I was like oh'm
still going.
And when I cleaned up the puppypads, the ones that were under
his head were like at capacity.
I definitely cleaned mybathroom floor after that, like
it didn't make too much mess,but the act of having on my feet
and then walking around andpuppy pads do have a border and
(25:10):
they were fully soaked.
I recommend it.
I recommend peeing on men.
It's great Women too if theywant it.
And later he texted me and waslike oh, he complimented me on
my very beautiful undercarriage,which is not the first time
I've received that compliment,which is nice but also makes me
like I can't really compare myvagina to other vaginas readily.
So I'm just going to, I'm justgoing to take that compliment.
(25:33):
Oh, he swallowed a little bitof it, he said.
I asked him.
I was like did you swallow any?
And he said no, he didn't takea big swallow like on purpose,
but the act of having it in hismouth and being he's like it did
end up swallowing some.
And I was like how did it go.
And he said it was.
It doesn't have a taste and Iwas surprised by that because I
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always imagined pea tasting likepungent and not pleasant.
And I guess maybe if you're alittle more unhealthy or it's a
little more concentrated, maybeit does.
But he was like it's like.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
He said it tasted like a really subtle tea, like
somebody made a cup of tea witha used tea bag that didn't have
much life left if you're, ifyou're really hydrated, like you
have to like drink asparagus orlike not be drinking water for
there to be like a violent peetaste.
But yeah, it's just, it justtastes like tea is a great
example.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, and then he texted me later and said he
wants to do it again and hereally wants me to spit in his
mouth and he wants there to be acontraption that I it's like a
seat I can sit in wants there tobe a contraption that I like a
seat I can sit in and literallyhis face would be underneath it
so I can literally, like, go tothe bathroom on his face, the
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cleaning chair, yeah that.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Or they have these little like chairs that like
hunters use.
That's just something to likesit on to drop a deuce out of
the wild.
So you're saying it's possible.
Oh yeah, toastin, you said oneword that was just like ringing
through my head this entirestory, which is asparagus, like
if you get the opportunity to dothis again, like I don't know
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what would that be like withasparagus.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh, if I eat asparagus.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, eat asparagus and then like pee all over
someone.
Does it like add to it for them, or is it like a detractor?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I don't know, maybe we'll find out yeah, it depends.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It depends on why you're into it.
So if you're into it for thedegradation and the dehumanizing
, then yeah, the smellier thebetter.
Like the guy that like reallylikes to lick my butthole, like
requests that I don't shower andthat I have shit recently
because that's the thing for him, like he's like I'm like so
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below you that I lick poopbuttholes the people that are
into it because of service,worship, the romantic connection
of being in that vulnerableplace with somebody, are
probably wanted to be as leastoffensive as possible.
So it's like I want you to peeon me, not because I like pee on
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me, but because it's like thisvulnerable, unique, lower than
you that you're so awesome, Ifeel lucky to have your pee on
me today I learned toson has thefanciest bidet I've ever heard
of oh man, I've only seen thatguy like two or three times, but
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that's an interesting one soI've got a maybe slightly longer
messy story, or I have aquicker toy story.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Longer messy story.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
So there'd been this experiment I'd been wanting to
run as a scientist.
I got a six foot radiusinflatable pool and blew it up
in the living room.
I put a couple carpetsunderneath it, so it was not the
hardwood floor and then I gotone of those big old liter size
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things of baby oil, filled itfull of it and and myself and my
partner went about wrestling tomake it extra spicy.
She was wearing a strap on andwe each were given a butt plug,
and the rule was or the game wasis you had to get the butt plug
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in the other person's buttfirst Wait, you had butt plugs
in, or you just had butt plugsin your hand.
In our hands.
We were armed with butt plugs.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Gladiators, if you will, yes.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
And yeah, the game was is you had to get the butt
plug in before you could thentake it out and penetrate with
strap on penis, etc.
Now I learned some thingsbecause I was like you know,
this is, you want to ease intothese things.
So I was going about like itwas really hard to get ahold of
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her and her being like we werejust like falling around and
like poking each other's buttsbut not being able to actually
push it in, and I got everythinglined up and I was going to try
to like take it slowly, hopingthat she would like accept
defeat, and like just let ithappen as it was beginning, and
I didn't want to like shove itin there.
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No, she immediately slipped outof it, turned around and shoved
it in my butt.
She won.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
She won.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yes, and I bet you didn't put it in slowly, no like
the only reason that happenedis because I was forgiving and
she was had her eye on the prizeshe had a game to win, so she's
like I didn't put the strap onfor no reason.
So breathe through it for asecond.
Did she put a butt plug in yourbutt or the strap on in your
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butt?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
so first, was a butt plug.
Did she put a butt plug in yourbutt or the strap on in your
butt?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
So first was a butt plug.
You had to get a butt plug inthe other person before you
could penetrate with whateverpenis or penis like device.
You had Delightful.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yes, will there be a round two?
Do you want revenge?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
You know, we were both thoroughly exhausted and
penetrated by the time this wasall over.
It wasn't like it wasn't likeshe got the butt plug in so she
just got to go to town on me.
It just meant that she unlockedthe ability to then penetrate
me like I got it, I got the plugand then myself in her butt too
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.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Poor Aaron, sounds like losing was terrible, really
.
You're like letting her win.
You're like, yeah, I mean topenetrate me, oh no.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A bit of a sore loser , but in the most fun way.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's the definition of a
win-win situation.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
And like I'm a planner a bit over the top, and
so I try to like think ofeverything.
So there were like other toysaround.
I had a couple towels so thatwe could like wipe it off and
then like shimmy into the shower.
The one thing that did notoccur to me is baby oil on your
contacts.
It doesn't hurt, but you goblind.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
So it's like neither of us can see it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
All right, I gotta write that in my list of things
not to do party planning, if Iever make sex parties things to
keep out of your eye semen, babyoil you can get one of these
for like 60 or 70 bucks onamazon.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
the pool, yes.
Between that you need some kindof foot pump.
You don't want to like go intoan asthmatic fit trying to get
ready to blow it up.
Yeah, and then a thing of babylike all in, you're at a hundred
dollars.
I didn't save it afterwardsLike just where do you put a
thoroughly baby oiled pool inyour apartment?
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So threw it out afterwards andwell worth the hundred bucks, a
fantastic adventure well done,sir.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Back to you, toson all right.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
So shrine I went to shrine this last time that they
had it and I went with a partnerof mine, the same one that I
went to the international msbblack and leather there in town.
So it was lovely.
So we, we went to Shrine.
We went to Shrine with theintention of me doing a
suspension on them, so like arope suspension, because they
have stuff there to do that.
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So we go.
You know, we get there a littlebit late, it's pretty cold,
we're both kind of tired.
It's been a long day.
Actually, I just need to dothis whole day.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It is a bummer that Shrines are on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That day I had two sex events.
The first one was a brunch playparty and I completely forgot I
haven't even talked about thisyet.
It was such a good day.
This was so the we had thisbrunch play party where
everybody was going to bringfood and we're going to eat
brunch and then do sexy things.
So you and you had to bringstuff.
So my task was to make all ofthe bacon and sausage.
So you and you had to bringstuff.
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So my task was to make all ofthe bacon and sausage.
First thing, everybody, a $44of bacon and sausage takes four
hours to cook.
Ok, what?
Just keep.
Just let y'all know.
There's two big packs of bacon,five big packs of like sausage
patties.
Takes five hours to cook it all, unless you have like an
industrial kitchen.
So just prepare yourself forthat and your house smells like
bacon for a day.
So I take all of this bacon andsausage to the house and you
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know I get it warmed up becausethat's why she was like you
should probably cook it at home,you don't want to cook it here.
And I'm like smart, glad youtold me.
And so we're heating it up andeverybody's bringing their stuff
and they're putting their stufftogether ready to start.
But this is also the same day asthe Austin Marathon.
So one of the people came latebecause they got stuck in the
marathon but they had a panicattack while they were doing it.
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So they came in like in themiddle of a panic attack.
They weren't going to come, butpeople encouraged them to like
I was like come, we'll help,we'll take care of you, we'll do
whatever you need.
And this was really beautifulbecause, coming in, you know,
dressed to impress for a sexparty, half the people are
already like half naked in theirthings.
She's having a panic attack andjust like this group of people
comes to like love on her andtake care of her and like, you
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know, somebody was feeding her,I was giving her a foot massage,
like other people were huggingher and talking to her and
telling her things and likepeople just took care of them
for a while, which is reallygood for me, just because at
this particular party, I am thelargest.
I'm the largest person thereand I am the one of only.
Was I the only black guy?
No, there's one of the blackguy.
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Was there one of the black guy?
No, I was the only black guyand so I was like it was a
little bit like on my toes andawkward.
It was good to have something todo at the beginning.
So we do that.
We eat.
There's like a photo booth.
People can like take photos.
Somebody's walking around witha Polaroid taking Polaroids.
We play a couple of games likecatch, throw a sausage in your
partner's face and somebodytried to catch it in your
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titties.
And then I tied some people up.
Some people were like dancingand twerking around.
We finished eating.
We had a talent show, which wasone person who did like a sexy
song.
Another person who was doinglike penis tricks, so he was
just like making shapes with hisballs and penis and showing
them people.
There was Ooh, this was cool.
(36:07):
There was a there's oh man, Idon't remember what it's called,
but basically it's this big oldbox and it's a rod and if you
hold the rod you becomeelectrified and so someone's
holding it and they'reelectrified and that person
touches somebody else.
That electricity passes to you,and so they started like this
fun chain of like peopletouching people and like getting
somewhat shocked andelectrostimulated.
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I was just going to watch justbecause I was like I've done
TENS units and stuff, but I waslike it was like I don't super
love it.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Not into it.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's an interesting feeling.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Do you find it?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
uncomfortable.
The TENS unit?
No, I liked it.
Like I was like, oh, this isgood.
Like I was like I think I needbetter equipment and like better
ways of dialing it in.
But I was just like I'll sit itout, I'm not going to, I don't
think I'll try it, I'll just.
I went to hug somebody that Idid not know was in contact with
it and so I ended up feeling itand then I was like wait, keep
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touching me, because thatversion of it is really good.
Like the combination of likethe electricity coming from
someone who was touching you isreally really nice.
So I was like there areinteresting things I want to try
with this now.
I gave some foot massages andwe did the talent show.
I tied a few people up.
I tied somebody up for theirfirst time, a couple of people
their first time, in a prettytight harness.
He was so grateful and it waslike and he's like really hot,
he looks like a Greek God, and Iwas like I need to tie up more
(37:28):
dudes because this was, this washot, while he's tied up and his
like arms are pretty locked infor it.
I was like I'll let you walkaround in there for a while if
you want.
I need to keep an eye on youbecause you can't break your
third falling.
I have a suggestion because oneof the organizers is his
partner, I was like I have asuggestion.
You should definitely make outlike this and like, have them
(37:48):
like pull you in with the ropes,like it's a, it's a good time.
You should definitely do that.
And so they're going at it.
And because he's myresponsibility now, I have to
like stare, I don't just like so, I'm just watching like him get
manhandled by his partner who'ssmaller than him.
It was great, that was superhot.
We have to be out of thisbuilding by.
(38:11):
I don't remember when, let's sayfour, it's three o'clock when
the talent show ends.
And so the organizers are likeokay, well, we're about to, you
know, start wrapping up andeverything like that.
But we hadn't really sexpartied yet.
We've just kind of been liketeasing and messing around and
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kind of collectively,everybody's kind of.
I was all like oh well, nexttime we do this we should save
more time for fun at the end,because we're all pretty charged
up and like into it and we'relike wanted to do stuff and then
she goes.
I was like well, I mean we'renot closing the doors right now.
You know it's going to be apretty abrupt ending at like 3
40.
We're going to like stop andlike clean, but y'all can do
whatever you want.
When I tell you I have neverseen an orgy start so fast in my
entire life, like literally shefinished saying that and the
person who said that.
(38:59):
Then the next words out of theirmouth were Tosin, I know you
said you wanted a vagina on yourmouth.
I have one, and I was like Godbless you.
So they laid down on the airmattress.
By the time I get in positionto start eating them out, there
are three people moaning aroundme.
I heard that Like somebody gotate out by a woman for the first
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time and they were just likethat.
She was amazing.
I was watching like this otherwoman was getting fingered
beside me.
The, the rope person and the,the other person were like
fucking on a chair by thekitchen counter.
Some somebody else was justlike masturbating in the corner
while sucking on somebody's toeswho was getting fucked by
somebody else.
Instantly, everything I justsaid happened within four
minutes that's hilarious.
I love that I was like that's sofun zero to orgy in four
seconds and I was down inbetween that person's life for
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40 minutes, just like observingeverything around.
To wrap up, she was gonna fuckher boyfriend, who has on prince
albert, which is a piercinglike in your urethra on the top
of your penis, and I was justlike to complete my needs for
the evening.
Can I put that in my mouth?
He was like I blow him for alittle bit and then his partner
(40:06):
makes a joke.
And I was like do I need to go?
And I was like no, no, no, youcan finish.
I got what I need.
And so he's like you can keepplaying with my testicles if you
want, which hot, because it waslike it was hot.
And then I didn't quiteunderstand him, because what he,
what he said was do you want tohold it?
And I was like what do you wantme to hold?
(40:26):
What do you need me to do?
I'm confused, what you need?
And then, and then it's like,oh, he was about to come, and so
she gets off of him.
And then he like puts my handon his, on his cock, which I
understood as soon as he did.
I knew what he meant to makehim come and he like, thank God,
I took my shirt off because Iliterally had to like shimmy
(40:48):
with all the semen that was onme to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
So that was at four and I'm going to Shrine that
evening, oh my God.
So I get home, I shower, Ichange, take a short nap, I pick
up my partner for Shrine.
We go to Shrine and I'm tiredbut I have energy.
I'm excited about it.
We get in, we are meeting withanother person that they've been
flirting with.
This person's a switch, abottom for the person she came
(41:21):
with and a top with my partner.
We meet, we're having fun and Igo to tie them up and I'm
struggling.
I'm just not having like a goodrope day like I had.
I tied three people up alreadyearlier.
Also, shrine is like loud andthere's a lot of people and
there's people waiting for theharness that I'm tying them up
to and I didn't bring one of thepieces that I need, because
it's usually there and I need toborrow from somebody else who's
like a really talented rope topin the rope community and he's
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waiting for me to finish and Ibrought one less rope than I
thought I was going to need andI'm choking, right.
So, like I'm like this personwas really excited about the
suspension and I am choking andI try to get there.
There I get to the point whereI'm about to do the first upline
and one of the ropes that arearound her arms like slips off
(42:04):
that was it yeah, you know whatit happens I like that you refer
to it as choking, because to methis is no big deal.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
it's like oh no, I'm a roast, I'm here like I choked.
Night is over, set it on fire,run away.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
It's just, I made some mistakes, like when you
have ropes on shoulders, likeany slope on the body, it's easy
for them to slip up becausethat part's smaller, and so
there's things you do to keepthem tied together.
And I forgot to do it because Iwas in a hurry, which is again
if I wasn't paying attention.
And fortunately, this is whyyou do things in a rope
community Two of the moreseasoned rope tops immediately
(42:39):
walked over and was just likehey, this rope slipped off and
it's around her neck now.
And I was like thank you, Inoticed.
But also, this is beautiful,everybody keep everybody safe.
And so when that happened, I wasjust like love of my life, I'm
so sorry, I'm choking.
I don't feel solid enough to doa suspension for you.
So I'm so sorry, I'm choking, Idon't feel solid enough to deal
with suspension for you, so I'mjust going to tie you up in
(43:01):
something more intricate andwe'll just play around.
So I recovered from that andthen the person that we're with
we'll call them BrunhildeBrunhilde so Brunhilde, who is
another, who's a black woman thewhole time had been like
teasing and like digging hernails in and like like doming
(43:22):
and topping my partner while I'mtying them up, which also made
it difficult because there werelots of squirming.
And this is actually really goodfor me, because I have a
problem with like because I'm abig guy I'm worried about I'm
going to hurt people if I go toohard, and I had never seen,
seen this particular partnerlike be topped or topped or get
hit or be put in pain.
So it was really good to getthat reference.
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And because this person's aperformer, me and her started
vibing really well and we gotinto a really good rhythm of
co-topping my partner, which wassuper, super fun, and so we did
that for the rest of theevening and just like lots of
spanking, lots of other funstuff.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
You were sexed out that day.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I was sexed out that day.
Like they live on the otherside of the city too, so I had
to drive from Shrine, which isway up north, way down south, to
drive them off.
And then I live like 10 minutesfrom Shrine, so I had to drive
back home and I slept in my car.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Like when I from trying so I had to drive back
home and I slept in my car, likewhen I was down south for a
little bit toast and you hadyour own marathon that day.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I really did and it, but it felt great like that that
day was that it was awesome,like the monday had been one of
the first days in my in quitesome while that I was like, I
didn't masturbate till the endof monday, which is not usually
what happened that's hilarious,you're like it so good I didn't
touch myself for a week.
For a day.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Excuse me for 24 hours.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
And yeah, it was really fun.
You know, I got some practicein letting the beast out Tosin.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I've got a question for you about something that you
mentioned that just spurredlike there's something on my
bucket list to try aroundelectricity, so I don't remember
where I heard it.
But one of the ways that theywill go about like inseminating
I think it's horses is that theywill milk the male horse by
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electrically stimulating theirprostate.
And that's got to work on humanguys too.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
What Aaron is saying asking is can I electrically
stimulate my prostate?
Will I be okay?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Well, have you, have you tried this yet?
Like, I've looked into it andit's it's like a $400 investment
for the equipment.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Is it a tens machine?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Kind of like the same principle, but it's got this
like attachment attachment tobutts.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah, it like the same principle, but it's got
this like attachment attachmentto butts.
Yeah, it's a.
It's a.
It's a butt plug attached to atens machine, ish, I imagine
that it works.
I attempted to do somereplication of electrical
simulation with a tens unit fora while.
It is feasible because I workedon like placing the tens unit
pieces like around the basemuscles that like contract when
you climax.
(45:58):
As much as I could, like Ididn't want to, I didn't want to
put 10th unit like in my buttcrack or like the closest I got
was like the perineum, like thespace between butthole and balls
, and I am too hairy for that tohave been effective.
Um, but, like with some of theexperiments, I was just like oh,
(46:18):
this is definitely possible andif you're like used to and
enjoy the stimulation that likeelectro play gives, it sounds
like it'll be a really greattime yeah, electrical equipment
for play is very expensive.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I looked into a tens unit for a minute and then I was
like four hundred dollars, nono, you can, definitely you can
get cheaper TENS units for sure.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
They're just like finicky, like you got to be like
the pads only work that onetime the person's got to be damn
near hairless.
But the cheaper ones are alsogood because they don't crank up
too high, like you're in nodanger of doing any kind of
damage because they don't getpowerful enough to like fuck you
up.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah Well, good updates everybody.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
hell yeah, aaron anything else always gotta save
something for the next episode.
Next time, we'll save it fornext time all you sexy bees.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
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talk dirty to me.
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Until next time, let's all peeon somebody bye, all you sexy
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Speaker 1 (47:46):
I was sobbing on our couch because I was just like
admitting this part of myselfthat I had not told anyone about
those first explorations arereally the um the most intimate
and the ones that really kind ofstick.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
That's something that I still I am, still I've been
in therapy still am strugglingto like turn off in my brain.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
We come out with these guards and it's hard to
then figure out how to put themdown.
I want to feel more empoweredin my body, because I grew up
not feeling that way.
Oh sin.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Everybody's wiping away tears.
I am.
That was perfect.
I look forward to the day whenour society's progressed past
the point where it's just likethis kind of universally
accepted witch hunt againstanybody who even tries to ask
for help.
So happy that that a podcastlike this exists, that you guys
have a forum where you know youcan talk so openly about things,
(48:40):
and just especially for me,like every episode is
eye-opening on a differentperspective.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
This is the podcast I always wished existed, so I'm
excited to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
It really does seem like we're helping people.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
This podcast really is sexy.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Glad we're back for a third season.
Well, I guess we should do ouroutro, casey do sexy.
Glad we're back for a thirdseason.
Well, I guess we should do ouroutro um, casey do the do the
thingy.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
But you know, do it, do it sexy.
Talk dirty to me is a podcastby little renegade films.
It stars casey sammy.
You heard what the man said doit sexy, okay, okay, I'll do it
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(49:23):
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Well, well, well, go ahead and open up your ears,
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hello all you sexy beasts and welcome back to Talk
Dirty to Me, the podcast wherethree friends with three
different perspectives on kink,fetish and sex talk dirty to one
another and we have a bunch offat updates for you today.
It's been a minute.
We've been up to stuff.
We got Tosin Aoufesso, the kinkoracle, on the mic.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ahoy.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We have the experimentalist, the kink
experimentalist, Aaron.
Ooh could I be the kinkscientist, the kink scientist
yeah, you are very data-driven,I'm on board with that.
The kink scientist Aaron and me, Casey, your local neighborhood
femdom no guest today, but Iknow Tosin has some updates.
(01:06):
I have an update and Erinalways has sexy updates.
If he ever wants to share them,Tosin, would you like to go
first?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Sure sure, where do we begin?
We'll start with the comic,because that was a fun one.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So since I had syphilis, I have been on a
journey to try to like, gather,like non-grinder found penises
and since this is like a totallydifferent season, can you give
like a 30 second recap to howyou got it and how it was and
that you're fine now?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
all right.
I got syphilis.
I found out because I wastesting for a party and you know
I test regularly.
And then the day before theparty I found out I had syphilis
.
And then I was like, oh, andyou know the system works the
way it wants.
I found it very quickly.
I didn't end up infecting anyof my other partners.
I took doxycycline for a weekand then found out it was the
wrong dosage and then I took itfor two weeks and then, you know
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, I've done tests up in likepretty much every month, every
couple of months, since then.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And he still has his nose.
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And I still have my nose.
No, I didn't Johnny Depp andLibertine it.
It's fine.
You know STDs happen.
It comes with the slutty thing.
Just take tests, Get on prep.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, I think that your response was the
appropriate response.
Oh no, guess I'll take a pill,yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's.
You know my safety protocolsdid what they're supposed to do.
You know I'm well protectedagainst lots of things, like I
don't do any type of fluidbonding with anybody but my
nesting partner.
The most dangerous activity Ido is I do give like a
unprotected oral sex on aregular basis, but that has a
fairly low rate of transmission.
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Honestly, the only reason Iprobably got syphilis is just
austin has had an increased rateof it, like in the recent
months, so I just lost that diceroll out of a thousand dicks so
.
But since then I've been tryingto be sourced like less random
off the street penis.
It was on grinder, but that'smore just.
(02:58):
I've enjoyed the conversationsand free dick pics and somebody
hits me up and I was like I seeyou everywhere.
I'm like huh, he was likeyou're on my facebook or my
social media feeds, you're,you're all over the place and
I'm like who's this?
And it turns out it's a comicthat I know around town lady or
gentleman lady.
(03:19):
I mean gentleman, a comic that Iknow around town who I had I've
met in like improv comedyspaces, and then then I had met
them in the porn theater I usedto go to, where was a stellar
situation because I was likeblowing him and another guy was
sucking on his nipples andanother guy was just like dirty
(03:40):
talking to him on there and itwas great, it was lovely, so
we're chatting.
He was like well, I'm free, youwant to meet up?
And so I go see him and like heused to be like a game dev for
like companies and stuff.
That's like really interesting.
He's one of those special breedof gentlemen who doesn't stop
being hard after they come,which is marvelous, because
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ideal climax situation for me,like giving head, is I blow you,
you come, and I get to keepsemi hard penis in my mouth
while I make myself come.
But this person in particularalso really likes what is known
as a reach around.
But it wasn't really around.
I was like bent over him on thebed and so he made me come that
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way while I still had to sendmy hard penis in the mouth, and
that was so I have questionsthere after you come.
It isn't like all of a sudden,all stimulus is like sticking
your finger in an electricalsocket, like yeah, depends like
I I don't necessarily stay hard,but, like after all of these
years, like because I Imasturbate a lot during the day,
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especially the new machine thatI have has, like, created a lot
of the sentence you just saidnew machine I masturbate a lot
during the day, especially withthe new machine that I have.
You have a whole system and aschedule and especially in the
thing with the machine is like Ilike I enjoy editing and it's
like I could masturbate for longperiods of time.
(05:11):
I would, but like I worry aboutmy hands but the machine I
don't have to worry about it.
So like I'll have like activefriction going for like an hour
or so and like another one of mypartners what has like enjoys
being very rough with mytesticles and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Oh yeah, I've done it for longer than an hour.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Don't you lose the pleasure sensation after a while
, like it becomes white noise.
That's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And so I mean it's like because it has, so it has
like different speeds that cango, and so at the lowest speed,
at the middle stroke is in thesweet spot where, like it's not
enough to make me come, but it'senough to keep me erect.
So that can happen for forever,you know, and I have like
various ways of entertainingmyself while I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like meetings with work.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, I'm warming like 40 minute audios of me
making people come and stufflike that oh um, I don't know,
I've never tried doing it whileworking I believe the audience
is going to need to know thename of this machine oh yeah,
it's a.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's a fleshlight quick shot launch.
Highly recommend it get soundslike a nerf gun it's kind of
like a little pumping action,sounds like they sound similar
anyway.
But yeah, there's that has madeit so that my after climax
sensitivity is pretty, prettysolid, like I enjoy I I had,
(06:38):
I've done some post-orgasmtorture because I was trying to
be one of those people who couldcome more times in a row and
I've had plenty of people whoare like what to attempt to give
me, you know, two or threeclimaxes in a row.
So, like I, I'm fine post-itsensitivity wise, and so, and so
is this gentleman.
I've definitely met plenty ofpeople who were just like do not
(06:58):
even breathe on it, walk away,close the door, leave the room,
I can't see humans say nothingfor a few moments, but no, yeah,
it was really great.
That was like that one.
Now that climax definitely wentthe diary and like he's super
chill and so the only problem ishe lives on the other side of
the city from me so not easy tomeet up regularly.
But yeah, that one was great,yeah aaron, do you have any
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exciting things?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I have questions.
Okay, Tosin, is it yourpreference to have call it a
consistent stable of partners?
Sands any STD concerns, or doyou prefer, or does the newness
add more to it?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I enjoy novelty for sure.
Add more to it.
I enjoy novelty for sure.
I've never been in a situationwhere I have regular access to
all of my desires from the sameperson at the level with which I
would want to do it.
So I haven't checked if, like,if my next door neighbor was
like you could blow me two timesa day, which would work, then I
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don't know if I would get tiredof that because it's the same
and this is also assuming thatlike has all the features that
make it like a peak, enjoyableexperience.
So I haven't checked.
I definitely have people whocan mean often, but they're not
peak experiences, and the andthe couple that are peak
experiences and the couple thatare peak experiences are too far
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for it to be something for meto regularly.
I can't drive half an hour everyday or I don't want to so you
prefer to have a stable yeah,probably like a stable or
rotating stable, but I think themore important thing is just
like consistent access, becauseit'll just be like tonight I am
mouth horny and there is noreprieve I am a balance like I,
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as you know, as I become olderand more refined.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You never think everybody.
When they're young they getinto a relationship and they're
like, oh my god, I'm missing outon everybody else and you just
want to be able to fuckeverything right.
And you know there's some meritto that once you mature and you
can think about it with lesscum brain.
But there's a, there's a partof me now that really loves like
the like.
The offering of myself tosomebody fully like, just being
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like devoted to somebody, feelsvery satisfying.
And I'm not silly, I know thatcan't last forever, because even
in you know, even myselfeventually like not like no
sense as novelty is importantand fun.
So I wouldn't expect it to besomething that like is lifelong,
but there's something verysatisfying about that kind of
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offering to me.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I feel the same way.
I mean, I think I view all ofmy encounters as time box
devotion, all of my encountersas time box devotion.
I think that what peopledescribe as like committed and
emotional sex, I feel like Ireplicate in casual sex because
for that time box, they'regetting everything, all of my
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attention, every connection thatI can give.
This is the difference betweenintimacy and emotional.
Intimacy takes time right.
Intimacy you have to like learnmore and know each other deeper
and find each other.
But like devotion and likecommitment to the moment, I feel
like I hit at a really highlevel.
Also, I'm like ash ketchum too.
(10:19):
So like I really want to bedoing as excellent as possible,
you know, for if you don't watchPokemon, the theme song is I
want to be the very best, likeno one ever was.
I feel similar.
That also takes time.
You don't.
You have to get really lucky tolike do that, or the person has
to be had violently bad sex fortheir whole life, which
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unfortunately happens more oftenthan people think I'm fine with
either.
Like I have that with Sophiaand I have that with other
partners that I've been with fora while, like we've been
together.
They get everything that I cangive them when it's their time.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
It sounds like it's more about having your needs
satiated as opposed to you enjoykind of both types of
connections people you regularlyknow and new people but it's
more driven off of like aassociation of needs am I
(11:18):
hearing that right.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Definitely there is something that I'm examining
recently just because I had arecent handjob finger in the
button experience.
That was really lovely thatthere's a recording of, and I'm
listening to myself and I'm likevery emotional about it and so
I've been investigating like why.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
In the moment, or the recording, or listening to the
recording, you're emotional.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Both listening back to the recording and during the
moment, I am just like man, whydoes this mean so much to me?
This is it means a lot to meand I'm like, okay, what is that
?
And then so I'm just kind oflike parsing through, like how I
feel about things and like Iwas looking up like aromantic
and like being on that spectrum.
So aromantic means that youdon't experience romantic
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feelings, which is I wouldn'tclassify myself as.
But the thing I'm investigatingI'm not sure about this, but
I'm looking at a theory of like.
Do I have a hard time feelingthe way that I described it is
all the other types of ways ofshowing love, like friendship,
everything that the things thatI have in my life connections,
(12:23):
all the other things.
I intellectually understand them.
The easiest way I can explainthat to somebody else is like I
feel like I'm watching it happento someone else who I'm very,
very happy for and I feel likeI'm glad that that was occurring
.
I'm like, yay, marvelous, and Iknow it means that this person
loves me.
I don't.
The only time that I feel itviscerally so, it seems, is when
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I'm having a physical eroticaccount encounter, which isn't
exactly accurate, but I haven'tfigured all the pieces of it, so
I think me seeking thatsatiation, it has something to
do with that and the fact thatit's just like I like it, I want
to, I want to do it a lot, butit is.
But there's, there's definitelya marked difference in like
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feeling, the way that my bodyfeels knowing that someone loves
me, and then when in an eroticphysical encounter, than any
other thing that was.
That's just like something I'vebeen investigating recently.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
So, casey, I have all kinds of fun little stories and
whatnot.
I have all kinds of fun littlestories and whatnot.
But the first two shows of theseason was all about some of my
adventures and kind of got toknow what's going on with you
(13:40):
everybody has been waiting for.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I dedicate this update to my, my sweet, new
far-off slave kobe.
Hello kobe, who has beeneagerly awaiting an update,
which I am so delighted andgrateful for.
And how delighted that you're aslave, kobe.
All right, labia and genitals.
It happened I peed on a man.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yes, I was hoping that was it.
I was like it is a pee onsomebody.
Tell me everything.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Okay If you haven't been with us since season one.
There is a gentleman who isnormally a top, but with me he
likes to be a bottom.
Okay, I'm not upset about that.
He is the same gentleman thatcame over and played the violin
while I administered CBT cockand ball torture and it's
delightful he's such adelightful human.
So he went like we don't chattoo much, mostly because my
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texting habits have gone to shitbecause of my job.
Many communication habits ofmine have gone to shit because
of my job.
I love my job, but this issomething that needs some work
anyways.
So I don't.
He texts me and I I text himback rarely, not because I don't
like chatting with him, butbecause I am busy anyway.
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He hits me up sometimes or he'slike randomly say hi or
something to him, cause he'ssuper sweet, and it turns out he
was in Mexico on a trip withhis mom and maybe somebody else
and we chat a little bit and hehe's talked about wanting to be
a toilet for a while and howhe's so enthusiastic about it,
about being like like he'll sendme.
He's like very honest andupfront.
(15:16):
The texts are like I can't stopthinking about being your
toilet and you peeing in mymouth and in my face and like
just like very specific things,things like like I'm never going
to yuck anybody's yum.
Like people like what they like.
But sometimes you read thingsand you're like, wow, okay,
that's new for me and I don'tmind doing it.
(15:40):
But like it was like the firsttime a guy told me he wanted to.
He wanted me to fart in hisface.
That's like it takes you back alittle bit.
You're like it was like thefirst time a guy told me he
wanted to.
He wanted me to fart in hisface.
That's like he takes you back alittle bit.
You're like okay, and I meanthat's vulnerable for me.
If you want to smell my fart,okay, we have to acknowledge the
fact that I fart first and itsmells like hope.
Just so you know, my fart islike hope.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hope and the promise of a better generation.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, there's a lot of like performance expectation
there, like who can?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
just fart on command.
I know, I think I think in thatcause I never actually met up
with that person to do thatthing, but again, he said it so
openly.
He was like I met up with thisguy once and he was like, by the
way, I really like smell, likeI really want to smell your
farts.
And I was like good thing, thisis over text, okay, cause I
could do whatever I needed towith my face and be like what
the fuck?
And laugh about it and like,but also be very like I'm not
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laughing at him or anybody,cause I know it's a thing, but
when somebody says it to you thefirst time, it's like you just
have to sit with it for a minute.
Yes, sure, I'd do that if Icould fart on command.
I think that the dedicationthere is to being able to spend
a lot of time with somebody sothat you're there in the moment
when it happens, and that wouldrequire me also eating specific
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foods.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Come on over, we'll get some Mexican.
Watch the board of the ringsomewhere before it's over.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
We'll see what happens.
I got you, I got you, it'll begreat.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Just find somebody with IBS, then you can just clap
and you're good to go.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Anywho.
So he's texting me while he'sin Mexico.
Usually he's in Mexico withpartners, but it turns out he
was with his mom and he'sgetting sassy with me about
being a toilet and blah, blah,blah.
So I get a little domy with him, get a little demandy or
whatever, and we have aconversation.
I'm like we should bring back agift from Mexico.
I demand it and he's like Iwould love to.
And then I'm like when you getback and I tell him we get the
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time set and I say that he hasto bring puppy pads.
Thank you, aaron, for thatlovely advice, cause I couldn't
figure out how to do it.
My house doesn't have a bathtub, it only has a standup shower
and my the only thought I havewas like a kiddie pool and
that's like a big chore to makesomebody buy a kiddie pool and
then deal with it after.
But Aaron was like puppy pads,dude, which is like so obvious
once you said it, because it'sall over shrine, the kink
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parties have puppy like.
If you touch anything, it hasto be on a puppy pad.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So I think that was.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I think that was monday jones, actually he gave
you that one oh was it I'm gonnaremind me of both I might have
brought that up, but youstraight up offered me your
bathtub, which is sweet, yeah.
Anyways, he comes over with thepuppy pads.
We chat.
I do the usual pre-interview,like I just needed to be clear
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on if he actually wanted it inhis mouth.
You know, that's like there'speeing on somebody and then
there's peeing in somebody'smouth and in their face and I
just wanted to see with my eyeshis mouth say yes, I would like
your urine in my mouth, okay,okay.
So I pick up the rug in mybathroom we lay down like six or
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eight puppy pads.
I have been drinking water allmorning.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
He puts on his swim goggles.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Gets his snorkel on.
I tell him to take off all hisclothes.
And I've never been naked infront of this person before and
my whole genius idea was to havea wrap skirt on and then I
would just be able to like squaton him and not show anything,
and that was stupid.
Anyways, I tell him to take offhis clothes, he lays on the
floor and you know, there's thispoint, when you're doing
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something new that you're unsureof, especially when it involves
nudity, that you just have tobe like well, we're jumping off
this cliff.
So you just go.
You know, and I think, because Irealized before I started, like
at the moment when he was nakedon the floor, I was like I like
just have to take my bottomsoff, and being nude in somebody,
in front of somebody for thefirst time, especially somebody
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that you like didn't intend onbeing naked in front of or don't
have a sexual relationship, waslike it's like, it's a thing.
It's a thing at least it is forme.
I'm not like freely naked allthe time and okay with it.
So I'm like, oh, I just have totake off, I have to shirt cock
in front of this man winnie thepoet you have to the Pooh it,
which is like he's very sweetand I feel very safe around him.
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So I just do it.
I take off my wrap skirt, I'mnakey on the bottom and then,
like vaginas are not likepenises good story, casey.
Anyways, like it's easy for apenis.
It doesn't matter how manytimes I try to squat like there,
like I don't have a hundredpercent control over where it's
going or what it does.
So, oh, I tell him before westart.
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I'm like okay, so here's thedeal.
If you get into this and I alsodon't know how penises work,
but I know for the majority ofvaginas once they start peeing
it is nearly impossible to stopthe stream.
So I told him I was like, if weget started and you realize
this isn't what you want and youwould like it to stop, it's
like on you to move.
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He's like great Got it.
So I like I'm looking, I'mfacing him, he's on the floor,
I'm standing over him and I'mlooking at him in the face.
I take everything off and Ikind of like bend my knees not a
quite like a deep chair pose,but not a full squat, but not
standing straight up and I pee.
I just start peeing on him andlike I see where it's going and
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I'm like, oh, this isn't hisface.
So I like move it up a littlebit and I start peeing on his
face.
I am peeing on his face, myurine is showering down upon
this man's face and as I amlooking him in the eye, he opens
his mouth yeah, he does and helets my urine fall into his
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mouth and he is so happy andlike then and my bladder's
really full because I likehydrated for this man.
And then I'm like I like let ithang out in his face for a while
.
I'm like it's raining on hisface and then I'm like, well, I
guess I should like cover himthoroughly.
So I moved back down to hischest and neck and hang out
there for a while and then I goback up to his face and he like
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opens his mouth again and it'slike fills his mouth and he'll
kind of like squeeze it out soit like falls down his cheeks
and they'll open it again formore and then, once bladder does
, it empties.
So I'm mid pee right and I havea good view of his whole body.
Like I'm like standing over himand I'm peeing onto his face
and out of the corner of my eyeI see his penis immediately go
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from flaccid to hard.
Pee happens and this man getserect.
Like it didn't happen before,like it happened once.
I started peeing on him in aninstant and I was just like
people are so neat, I didn'texpect that and this was the
first time he's ever done.
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This too.
I'm not sure he expected it,and my bladder was empty.
I said hand please, and he gaveme his hand and I used it to
wipe and then I Thanks Tosin forthe clap you are an artist.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Ok, thank you.
You're a visionary, you're thescholar of our time.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
And then I, and then I moved.
The puppy pads were thoroughlysoaked and I said you can get up
and get in the shower if youlike.
And he, he did.
Oh no, I'm skipping a wholepart dang it casey.
I finish, I wipe with his handand then I see how much pleasure
he's received.
And my whole plan, guys, wasoriginally because I prefer to
get some sort of tribute for allthings I do to people.
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You can probably get a playpartner trade if I had something
I've never done before, butit's a boundary of mine.
Anyways, I didn't make him pay,but my plan was to have him
hold my urine in his mouth andthen hand him his phone and then
tell him to Venmo me for thepleasure of holding my pee in
his mouth.
But that didn't happen becauseit was the first time I did it
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and I was like I'm peeing on aguy and it wasn't time in the
middle of that, because I alwaysforget the aftermath, the same
when I've had my foot insomebody's mouth and all of a
sudden it's done and they'relike bye, and they leave and my
foot is drenched in somebodyelse's slobber and I'm like well
, I guess I'll crawl to thebathroom and wash my foot off in
the sink Right Same thing, likeI'm peeing on him and I'm done,
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and I'm like I can't just goget this man's phone because my
feet are also kind of covered inpee Like it's a whole.
It's the whole thing.
I was like dang it.
So that didn't happen.
But I did see how much pleasurehe received from having my
urine all over him and Iremembered that he likes CBT.
So I did reach down and Icrushed his ball a little bit
because I could, and then I toldhim he could get up and get in
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the shower and he showered off.
No, he stood up because he was,so he did such a good job he.
I told him to stand up and Ipaddled his bottom really hard a
couple of times and then I toldhim to get in the shower.
And all of this like peeing isreally quick, as we all know.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
So all of this from beginning to end.
I think about took about evenwith conversation like 20 to 30
minutes, and then we chatted alittle bit more and he left the
end fin, that sounded like a lotof p.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Were the puppy pads enough?
Barely, it was a large amount.
I actually was surprised whileI was doing it I was like oh'm
still going.
And when I cleaned up the puppypads, the ones that were under
his head were like at capacity.
I definitely cleaned mybathroom floor after that, like
it didn't make too much mess,but the act of having on my feet
and then walking around andpuppy pads do have a border and
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they were fully soaked.
I recommend it.
I recommend peeing on men.
It's great Women too if theywant it.
And later he texted me and waslike oh, he complimented me on
my very beautiful undercarriage,which is not the first time
I've received that compliment,which is nice but also makes me
like I can't really compare myvagina to other vaginas readily.
So I'm just going to, I'm justgoing to take that compliment.
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Oh, he swallowed a little bitof it, he said.
I asked him.
I was like did you swallow any?
And he said no, he didn't takea big swallow like on purpose,
but the act of having it in hismouth and being he's like it did
end up swallowing some.
And I was like how did it go.
And he said it was.
It doesn't have a taste and Iwas surprised by that because I
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always imagined pea tasting likepungent and not pleasant.
And I guess maybe if you're alittle more unhealthy or it's a
little more concentrated, maybeit does.
But he was like it's like.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
He said it tasted like a really subtle tea, like
somebody made a cup of tea witha used tea bag that didn't have
much life left if you're, ifyou're really hydrated, like you
have to like drink asparagus orlike not be drinking water for
there to be like a violent peetaste.
But yeah, it's just, it justtastes like tea is a great
example.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, and then he texted me later and said he
wants to do it again and hereally wants me to spit in his
mouth and he wants there to be acontraption that I it's like a
seat I can sit in wants there tobe a contraption that I like a
seat I can sit in and literallyhis face would be underneath it
so I can literally, like, go tothe bathroom on his face, the
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cleaning chair, yeah that.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Or they have these little like chairs that like
hunters use.
That's just something to likesit on to drop a deuce out of
the wild.
So you're saying it's possible.
Oh yeah, toastin, you said oneword that was just like ringing
through my head this entirestory, which is asparagus, like
if you get the opportunity to dothis again, like I don't know
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what would that be like withasparagus.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh, if I eat asparagus.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, eat asparagus and then like pee all over
someone.
Does it like add to it for them, or is it like a detractor?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I don't know, maybe we'll find out yeah, it depends.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It depends on why you're into it.
So if you're into it for thedegradation and the dehumanizing
, then yeah, the smellier thebetter.
Like the guy that like reallylikes to lick my butthole, like
requests that I don't shower andthat I have shit recently
because that's the thing for him, like he's like I'm like so
(27:44):
below you that I lick poopbuttholes the people that are
into it because of service,worship, the romantic connection
of being in that vulnerableplace with somebody, are
probably wanted to be as leastoffensive as possible.
So it's like I want you to peeon me, not because I like pee on
(28:06):
me, but because it's like thisvulnerable, unique, lower than
you that you're so awesome, Ifeel lucky to have your pee on
me today I learned toson has thefanciest bidet I've ever heard
of oh man, I've only seen thatguy like two or three times, but
(28:30):
that's an interesting one soI've got a maybe slightly longer
messy story, or I have aquicker toy story.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Longer messy story.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
So there'd been this experiment I'd been wanting to
run as a scientist.
I got a six foot radiusinflatable pool and blew it up
in the living room.
I put a couple carpetsunderneath it, so it was not the
hardwood floor and then I gotone of those big old liter size
(29:08):
things of baby oil, filled itfull of it and and myself and my
partner went about wrestling tomake it extra spicy.
She was wearing a strap on andwe each were given a butt plug,
and the rule was or the game wasis you had to get the butt plug
(29:31):
in the other person's buttfirst Wait, you had butt plugs
in, or you just had butt plugsin your hand.
In our hands.
We were armed with butt plugs.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Gladiators, if you will, yes.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
And yeah, the game was is you had to get the butt
plug in before you could thentake it out and penetrate with
strap on penis, etc.
Now I learned some thingsbecause I was like you know,
this is, you want to ease intothese things.
So I was going about like itwas really hard to get ahold of
(30:05):
her and her being like we werejust like falling around and
like poking each other's buttsbut not being able to actually
push it in, and I got everythinglined up and I was going to try
to like take it slowly, hopingthat she would like accept
defeat, and like just let ithappen as it was beginning, and
I didn't want to like shove itin there.
(30:25):
No, she immediately slipped outof it, turned around and shoved
it in my butt.
She won.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
She won.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yes, and I bet you didn't put it in slowly, no like
the only reason that happenedis because I was forgiving and
she was had her eye on the prizeshe had a game to win, so she's
like I didn't put the strap onfor no reason.
So breathe through it for asecond.
Did she put a butt plug in yourbutt or the strap on in your
(30:55):
butt?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
so first, was a butt plug.
Did she put a butt plug in yourbutt or the strap on in your
butt?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
So first was a butt plug.
You had to get a butt plug inthe other person before you
could penetrate with whateverpenis or penis like device.
You had Delightful.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yes, will there be a round two?
Do you want revenge?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
You know, we were both thoroughly exhausted and
penetrated by the time this wasall over.
It wasn't like it wasn't likeshe got the butt plug in so she
just got to go to town on me.
It just meant that she unlockedthe ability to then penetrate
me like I got it, I got the plugand then myself in her butt too
(31:37):
.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Poor Aaron, sounds like losing was terrible, really
.
You're like letting her win.
You're like, yeah, I mean topenetrate me, oh no.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A bit of a sore loser , but in the most fun way.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's the definition of a
win-win situation.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
And like I'm a planner a bit over the top, and
so I try to like think ofeverything.
So there were like other toysaround.
I had a couple towels so thatwe could like wipe it off and
then like shimmy into the shower.
The one thing that did notoccur to me is baby oil on your
contacts.
It doesn't hurt, but you goblind.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
So it's like neither of us can see it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
All right, I gotta write that in my list of things
not to do party planning, if Iever make sex parties things to
keep out of your eye semen, babyoil you can get one of these
for like 60 or 70 bucks onamazon.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
the pool, yes.
Between that you need some kindof foot pump.
You don't want to like go intoan asthmatic fit trying to get
ready to blow it up.
Yeah, and then a thing of babylike all in, you're at a hundred
dollars.
I didn't save it afterwardsLike just where do you put a
thoroughly baby oiled pool inyour apartment?
(32:55):
So threw it out afterwards andwell worth the hundred bucks, a
fantastic adventure well done,sir.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Back to you, toson all right.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
So shrine I went to shrine this last time that they
had it and I went with a partnerof mine, the same one that I
went to the international msbblack and leather there in town.
So it was lovely.
So we, we went to Shrine.
We went to Shrine with theintention of me doing a
suspension on them, so like arope suspension, because they
have stuff there to do that.
(33:24):
So we go.
You know, we get there a littlebit late, it's pretty cold,
we're both kind of tired.
It's been a long day.
Actually, I just need to dothis whole day.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It is a bummer that Shrines are on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That day I had two sex events.
The first one was a brunch playparty and I completely forgot I
haven't even talked about thisyet.
It was such a good day.
This was so the we had thisbrunch play party where
everybody was going to bringfood and we're going to eat
brunch and then do sexy things.
So you and you had to bringstuff.
So my task was to make all ofthe bacon and sausage.
So you and you had to bringstuff.
(33:58):
So my task was to make all ofthe bacon and sausage.
First thing, everybody, a $44of bacon and sausage takes four
hours to cook.
Ok, what?
Just keep.
Just let y'all know.
There's two big packs of bacon,five big packs of like sausage
patties.
Takes five hours to cook it all, unless you have like an
industrial kitchen.
So just prepare yourself forthat and your house smells like
bacon for a day.
So I take all of this bacon andsausage to the house and you
(34:21):
know I get it warmed up becausethat's why she was like you
should probably cook it at home,you don't want to cook it here.
And I'm like smart, glad youtold me.
And so we're heating it up andeverybody's bringing their stuff
and they're putting their stufftogether ready to start.
But this is also the same day asthe Austin Marathon.
So one of the people came latebecause they got stuck in the
marathon but they had a panicattack while they were doing it.
(34:42):
So they came in like in themiddle of a panic attack.
They weren't going to come, butpeople encouraged them to like
I was like come, we'll help,we'll take care of you, we'll do
whatever you need.
And this was really beautifulbecause, coming in, you know,
dressed to impress for a sexparty, half the people are
already like half naked in theirthings.
She's having a panic attack andjust like this group of people
comes to like love on her andtake care of her and like, you
(35:03):
know, somebody was feeding her,I was giving her a foot massage,
like other people were huggingher and talking to her and
telling her things and likepeople just took care of them
for a while, which is reallygood for me, just because at
this particular party, I am thelargest.
I'm the largest person thereand I am the one of only.
Was I the only black guy?
No, there's one of the blackguy.
(35:24):
Was there one of the black guy?
No, I was the only black guyand so I was like it was a
little bit like on my toes andawkward.
It was good to have something todo at the beginning.
So we do that.
We eat.
There's like a photo booth.
People can like take photos.
Somebody's walking around witha Polaroid taking Polaroids.
We play a couple of games likecatch, throw a sausage in your
partner's face and somebodytried to catch it in your
(35:47):
titties.
And then I tied some people up.
Some people were like dancingand twerking around.
We finished eating.
We had a talent show, which wasone person who did like a sexy
song.
Another person who was doinglike penis tricks, so he was
just like making shapes with hisballs and penis and showing
them people.
There was Ooh, this was cool.
(36:07):
There was a there's oh man, Idon't remember what it's called,
but basically it's this big oldbox and it's a rod and if you
hold the rod you becomeelectrified and so someone's
holding it and they'reelectrified and that person
touches somebody else.
That electricity passes to you,and so they started like this
fun chain of like peopletouching people and like getting
somewhat shocked andelectrostimulated.
(36:29):
I was just going to watch justbecause I was like I've done
TENS units and stuff, but I waslike it was like I don't super
love it.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Not into it.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's an interesting feeling.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Do you find it?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
uncomfortable.
The TENS unit?
No, I liked it.
Like I was like, oh, this isgood.
Like I was like I think I needbetter equipment and like better
ways of dialing it in.
But I was just like I'll sit itout, I'm not going to, I don't
think I'll try it, I'll just.
I went to hug somebody that Idid not know was in contact with
it and so I ended up feeling itand then I was like wait, keep
(37:06):
touching me, because thatversion of it is really good.
Like the combination of likethe electricity coming from
someone who was touching you isreally really nice.
So I was like there areinteresting things I want to try
with this now.
I gave some foot massages andwe did the talent show.
I tied a few people up.
I tied somebody up for theirfirst time, a couple of people
their first time, in a prettytight harness.
He was so grateful and it waslike and he's like really hot,
he looks like a Greek God, and Iwas like I need to tie up more
(37:28):
dudes because this was, this washot, while he's tied up and his
like arms are pretty locked infor it.
I was like I'll let you walkaround in there for a while if
you want.
I need to keep an eye on youbecause you can't break your
third falling.
I have a suggestion because oneof the organizers is his
partner, I was like I have asuggestion.
You should definitely make outlike this and like, have them
(37:48):
like pull you in with the ropes,like it's a, it's a good time.
You should definitely do that.
And so they're going at it.
And because he's myresponsibility now, I have to
like stare, I don't just like so, I'm just watching like him get
manhandled by his partner who'ssmaller than him.
It was great, that was superhot.
We have to be out of thisbuilding by.
(38:11):
I don't remember when, let's sayfour, it's three o'clock when
the talent show ends.
And so the organizers are likeokay, well, we're about to, you
know, start wrapping up andeverything like that.
But we hadn't really sexpartied yet.
We've just kind of been liketeasing and messing around and
(38:39):
kind of collectively,everybody's kind of.
I was all like oh well, nexttime we do this we should save
more time for fun at the end,because we're all pretty charged
up and like into it and we'relike wanted to do stuff and then
she goes.
I was like well, I mean we'renot closing the doors right now.
You know it's going to be apretty abrupt ending at like 3
40.
We're going to like stop andlike clean, but y'all can do
whatever you want.
When I tell you I have neverseen an orgy start so fast in my
entire life, like literally shefinished saying that and the
person who said that.
(38:59):
Then the next words out of theirmouth were Tosin, I know you
said you wanted a vagina on yourmouth.
I have one, and I was like Godbless you.
So they laid down on the airmattress.
By the time I get in positionto start eating them out, there
are three people moaning aroundme.
I heard that Like somebody gotate out by a woman for the first
(39:22):
time and they were just likethat.
She was amazing.
I was watching like this otherwoman was getting fingered
beside me.
The, the rope person and the,the other person were like
fucking on a chair by thekitchen counter.
Some somebody else was justlike masturbating in the corner
while sucking on somebody's toeswho was getting fucked by
somebody else.
Instantly, everything I justsaid happened within four
minutes that's hilarious.
I love that I was like that's sofun zero to orgy in four
seconds and I was down inbetween that person's life for
(39:45):
40 minutes, just like observingeverything around.
To wrap up, she was gonna fuckher boyfriend, who has on prince
albert, which is a piercinglike in your urethra on the top
of your penis, and I was justlike to complete my needs for
the evening.
Can I put that in my mouth?
He was like I blow him for alittle bit and then his partner
(40:06):
makes a joke.
And I was like do I need to go?
And I was like no, no, no, youcan finish.
I got what I need.
And so he's like you can keepplaying with my testicles if you
want, which hot, because it waslike it was hot.
And then I didn't quiteunderstand him, because what he,
what he said was do you want tohold it?
And I was like what do you wantme to hold?
(40:26):
What do you need me to do?
I'm confused, what you need?
And then, and then it's like,oh, he was about to come, and so
she gets off of him.
And then he like puts my handon his, on his cock, which I
understood as soon as he did.
I knew what he meant to makehim come and he like, thank God,
I took my shirt off because Iliterally had to like shimmy
(40:48):
with all the semen that was onme to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
So that was at four and I'm going to Shrine that
evening, oh my God.
So I get home, I shower, Ichange, take a short nap, I pick
up my partner for Shrine.
We go to Shrine and I'm tiredbut I have energy.
I'm excited about it.
We get in, we are meeting withanother person that they've been
flirting with.
This person's a switch, abottom for the person she came
(41:21):
with and a top with my partner.
We meet, we're having fun and Igo to tie them up and I'm
struggling.
I'm just not having like a goodrope day like I had.
I tied three people up alreadyearlier.
Also, shrine is like loud andthere's a lot of people and
there's people waiting for theharness that I'm tying them up
to and I didn't bring one of thepieces that I need, because
it's usually there and I need toborrow from somebody else who's
like a really talented rope topin the rope community and he's
(41:43):
waiting for me to finish and Ibrought one less rope than I
thought I was going to need andI'm choking, right.
So, like I'm like this personwas really excited about the
suspension and I am choking andI try to get there.
There I get to the point whereI'm about to do the first upline
and one of the ropes that arearound her arms like slips off
(42:04):
that was it yeah, you know whatit happens I like that you refer
to it as choking, because to methis is no big deal.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
it's like oh no, I'm a roast, I'm here like I choked.
Night is over, set it on fire,run away.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
It's just, I made some mistakes, like when you
have ropes on shoulders, likeany slope on the body, it's easy
for them to slip up becausethat part's smaller, and so
there's things you do to keepthem tied together.
And I forgot to do it because Iwas in a hurry, which is again
if I wasn't paying attention.
And fortunately, this is whyyou do things in a rope
community Two of the moreseasoned rope tops immediately
(42:39):
walked over and was just likehey, this rope slipped off and
it's around her neck now.
And I was like thank you, Inoticed.
But also, this is beautiful,everybody keep everybody safe.
And so when that happened, I wasjust like love of my life, I'm
so sorry, I'm choking.
I don't feel solid enough to doa suspension for you.
So I'm so sorry, I'm choking, Idon't feel solid enough to deal
with suspension for you, so I'mjust going to tie you up in
(43:01):
something more intricate andwe'll just play around.
So I recovered from that andthen the person that we're with
we'll call them BrunhildeBrunhilde so Brunhilde, who is
another, who's a black woman thewhole time had been like
teasing and like digging hernails in and like like doming
(43:22):
and topping my partner while I'mtying them up, which also made
it difficult because there werelots of squirming.
And this is actually really goodfor me, because I have a
problem with like because I'm abig guy I'm worried about I'm
going to hurt people if I go toohard, and I had never seen,
seen this particular partnerlike be topped or topped or get
hit or be put in pain.
So it was really good to getthat reference.
(43:44):
And because this person's aperformer, me and her started
vibing really well and we gotinto a really good rhythm of
co-topping my partner, which wassuper, super fun, and so we did
that for the rest of theevening and just like lots of
spanking, lots of other funstuff.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
You were sexed out that day.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I was sexed out that day.
Like they live on the otherside of the city too, so I had
to drive from Shrine, which isway up north, way down south, to
drive them off.
And then I live like 10 minutesfrom Shrine, so I had to drive
back home and I slept in my car.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Like when I from trying so I had to drive back
home and I slept in my car, likewhen I was down south for a
little bit toast and you hadyour own marathon that day.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I really did and it, but it felt great like that that
day was that it was awesome,like the monday had been one of
the first days in my in quitesome while that I was like, I
didn't masturbate till the endof monday, which is not usually
what happened that's hilarious,you're like it so good I didn't
touch myself for a week.
For a day.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Excuse me for 24 hours.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
And yeah, it was really fun.
You know, I got some practicein letting the beast out Tosin.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I've got a question for you about something that you
mentioned that just spurredlike there's something on my
bucket list to try aroundelectricity, so I don't remember
where I heard it.
But one of the ways that theywill go about like inseminating
I think it's horses is that theywill milk the male horse by
(45:12):
electrically stimulating theirprostate.
And that's got to work on humanguys too.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
What Aaron is saying asking is can I electrically
stimulate my prostate?
Will I be okay?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Well, have you, have you tried this yet?
Like, I've looked into it andit's it's like a $400 investment
for the equipment.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Is it a tens machine?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Kind of like the same principle, but it's got this
like attachment attachment tobutts.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah, it like the same principle, but it's got
this like attachment attachmentto butts.
Yeah, it's a.
It's a.
It's a butt plug attached to atens machine, ish, I imagine
that it works.
I attempted to do somereplication of electrical
simulation with a tens unit fora while.
It is feasible because I workedon like placing the tens unit
pieces like around the basemuscles that like contract when
you climax.
(45:58):
As much as I could, like Ididn't want to, I didn't want to
put 10th unit like in my buttcrack or like the closest I got
was like the perineum, like thespace between butthole and balls
, and I am too hairy for that tohave been effective.
Um, but, like with some of theexperiments, I was just like oh,
(46:18):
this is definitely possible andif you're like used to and
enjoy the stimulation that likeelectro play gives, it sounds
like it'll be a really greattime yeah, electrical equipment
for play is very expensive.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I looked into a tens unit for a minute and then I was
like four hundred dollars, nono, you can, definitely you can
get cheaper TENS units for sure.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
They're just like finicky, like you got to be like
the pads only work that onetime the person's got to be damn
near hairless.
But the cheaper ones are alsogood because they don't crank up
too high, like you're in nodanger of doing any kind of
damage because they don't getpowerful enough to like fuck you
up.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah Well, good updates everybody.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
hell yeah, aaron anything else always gotta save
something for the next episode.
Next time, we'll save it fornext time all you sexy bees.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Thank you so much for tuning into this episode of
talk dirty to me.
If you want to support us, youcan find in the show notes a
link to our patreon.
We also, if you're interestedin being a guest, or you can
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Until next time, let's all peeon somebody bye, all you sexy
beasts bye
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I was sobbing on our couch because I was just like
admitting this part of myselfthat I had not told anyone about
those first explorations arereally the um the most intimate
and the ones that really kind ofstick.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
That's something that I still I am, still I've been
in therapy still am strugglingto like turn off in my brain.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
We come out with these guards and it's hard to
then figure out how to put themdown.
I want to feel more empoweredin my body, because I grew up
not feeling that way.
Oh sin.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Everybody's wiping away tears.
I am.
That was perfect.
I look forward to the day whenour society's progressed past
the point where it's just likethis kind of universally
accepted witch hunt againstanybody who even tries to ask
for help.
So happy that that a podcastlike this exists, that you guys
have a forum where you know youcan talk so openly about things,
(48:40):
and just especially for me,like every episode is
eye-opening on a differentperspective.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
This is the podcast I always wished existed, so I'm
excited to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
It really does seem like we're helping people.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
This podcast really is sexy.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Glad we're back for a third season.
Well, I guess we should do ouroutro, casey do sexy.
Glad we're back for a thirdseason.
Well, I guess we should do ouroutro um, casey do the do the
thingy.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
But you know, do it, do it sexy.
Talk dirty to me is a podcastby little renegade films.
It stars casey sammy.
You heard what the man said doit sexy, okay, okay, I'll do it
sexy.
God.
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It stars Casey Samie, tosinAwafeso and Aaron.
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