Talking Like A Teen
The podcast where we have a tendency to rush back into our pasts! Inspired by pop duo Tegan And Sara, hosts Ashley Burgy and Adrian King take listeners on an unconventional yet poignant look back at the pop culture that shaped them during their formative years and beyond.
Episodes
April 13, 2026 • 72 mins
Adrian here! The wait has been a long one, but here it is: Part 2 of our 2025 music playlists. As Ashley mentions in the episode proper, these picks for some of my favorite songs are probably the most "me" they've ever been and that's rad. We have some fun discussions on recontextualizing heavy music in the modern era, women & non-binary artists in music and we introduce Phase 1 of what we lovingly refer to as the Boygenius Cinemat...
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March 9, 2026 • 91 mins
Ashley, here! So I’m getting ready to move (again) and moving is a few steps below Hell on Earth and the only thing keeping me from rejecting all of my earthly possessions for a life among the jellyfish has been the fact that it’s spring and I’m allergic to being outdoors when there are plants growing. (I am exaggerating, but like…barely.) I’ve been consuming too many YouTube video essays while searching for tape and sharpies. Did ...
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November 18, 2025 • 56 mins
60 episodes. Can you believe we’ve made 60 of these? Hopefully the kids still find “6-7” funny once we reach that point. We’re pretty excited about hitting another milestone, so it’s only fitting that we spend this episode listing “10 Hype Movie Moments That Make Us Black Out.” From massive cinematic franchises to a few hidden gems, we try our best to maintain our composure and not “run through a wall,” as Ashley would often say. O...
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October 29, 2025 • 41 mins
Hey, gang! Adrian here. Ashley’s busy checking our Halloween candy at the behest of G.U.A.P.A. and didn’t have time to do a write-up. Apparently she’s requesting all of the fun-size Snickers bars. Who knew rogue computer programs ate chocolate? News to me! Anyway, this was a fun episode to record. We decided to share stories of past Spooky Season wackiness including being radicalized by trick-or-treating, party-going woes and we we...
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October 13, 2025 • 69 mins
[The episode’s about Invader Zim, CW: Mild spoilers for a few episodes of a cartoon that is almost 25 years old. Enjoy the following barely related rant below.]
So I had this idea of doing a riff on some ‘90s commercial about Hungry Man TV dinners or something about potatoes (listen to the episode, it’ll make sense), but I found this article today about how this potato chip company (the biggest one, they make most of the chips bu...
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September 29, 2025 • 31 mins
[Thanks to Ro Panuganti, we got a new theme song, it’s almost as catchy as “Yvan eht nioj”! His socials and stuff are below, go show him some love plsthnx]
Oh, say can you cry?
There's trouble in a far off nation
Time to get in Emo formation
Lyrics more deadly than Jets to Brazil
That's why I gotta ring da bell!
Secrof Laiceps TALT!
Secrof Laiceps TALT!
Secrof Laiceps TALT!
‘Secrof Laiceps TALT!’
You gotta love that crazy choru...
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September 15, 2025 • 62 mins
So, nostalgia for commercials is weird, right?
I was listening to the episode edit, trying to figure out an angle for this write-up that you’re reading (hi hello welcome) and thought maybe it’d be fun to find a super niche piece of media from 2005 and write about it. So I head to YouTube to brainstorm, type in “2005 things” in the search bar and so many of the results were just commercial compilations. Which….struck me as strange...
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August 25, 2025 • 55 mins
I’ve started up another Skyrim playthrough, which for me is usually one of the biggest red flags that burnout is raising its ugly head, as this game, while a thing I enjoy, is something I tend to delve into when I need a thing to fill time while not having my brain go brr. (So look forward to that “Conversations with an Adult part 2: Burnout Boogaloo” episode in two months) but. That’s not why I’m here. I’m here to soft pitch the t...
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August 11, 2025 • 100 mins
(SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR THE NEW JURASSIC PARK MOVIE YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH SCARJO IN IT [this episode is about the band Silverchair’s album “Young Modern” if you’re skipping the rest of this, enjoy])
So, a week or so ago, one of my favorite humans on the planet and I did a date night of sorts that we called “Diner-saur Night”, in that we went and got gravy-covered greasy breakfast food at a cruddy diner and then went and saw “Jurassi...
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July 28, 2025 • 66 mins
(To the tune of “Do The Bartman” from The Simpsons)
Yo, hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm a mothy guy known for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just eyes all a’glow
Huntin’ for tasty snacks to get the best scores
Pieces of Weezer’s sweater are all over the floor
I'm the little bug known for being a goth
Last name Man, first name Moth
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the C...
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July 14, 2025 • 66 mins
So occasionally one of us will make a joke in-episode where my brain goes “Ding! Fodder for the write up” and then I have time to think on it, flush it out, edit out the dumb bits, or forget my original idea, have it again, and essentially…do the same thing, only faster and more of the dumb bits get left in. Anyway. That happened here and we’re doing the second version of it (hence that lead-in sentence being the lead-in.) So, for ...
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June 30, 2025 • 68 mins
So, in the part 1 write-up, I referenced this speech class I took in the summer in high school. This is probably the closest in my experiences to doing something like a Project Runway or Top Chef-style reality show–where you are expected to pump out creation after creation on long hours with very little time to recoup or really think through the thing you’re making. You’re basically just getting a crash course, then expected to pop...
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April 14, 2025 • 74 mins
[Story Time Jingle] So back in the elusive year of 2004, when Kanye, Tyra Banks, and Joanne Kathleen Rowling were vying for position as voices of our generation, I exploited a loophole in my high school’s graduation requirements for personal lasting gain. They required every human child (and every non-human child pretending to be a human child, let’s be real, we’ve all seen Men In Black) to complete a required Speech class, in whic...
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November 18, 2024 • 47 mins
(To the tune of “Bad Boyfriend” by Garbage)
I've got a fever, come check it and see
My anger’s burning and rolling in me
We may not last but there’s no fun till it ends
C'mon, baby, you’re a bad president
I wanna hear you take all of the blame
I wanna see you burn up in flames
Send you to jail so I can cheer with my friends
C'mon, baby, you’re a bad president
So foul, shitty, you suck, can’t you see
But watch out Tool-belt, we...
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August 19, 2024 • 68 mins
The episode write up for “Part Twos” is always harder than Part One because there is a part of me that just wants to go “Hey, the one from before? It’s the wrap up of that one. Listen to it because who wants to leave a thing unfinished?” but that feels lazy and I never know how low-effort I can get with these before Adrian frowns at me and thinks, “I waited around for her to do this? Bruh, I could also have done this in ten minutes...
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July 22, 2024 • 65 mins
I’ve got Covid, so my brain is just one big foggy abyss that I’m trying to wrangle myself through. Because foggy abyss, I’ve mostly just had on things in the background that I’ve seen too many times–old cartoons like Spongebob. So I just finished watching the Pizza Delivery episode and I can’t help thinking about a Fast & Furious take on that. Brian has too many feelings and crashes the one vehicle they have. They’re forced to walk...
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July 8, 2024 • 82 mins
In the town where he was born
Lived a Salarian who sailed to space
And he told us of his life
In the land of spaceships
So he sailed up past the Sun
'Til we found …electricity?
And we crashed beneath the waves
In our Adjacent Galaxy
We all moved to an adjacent galaxy
Adjacent Galaxy, Adjacent Galaxy
We all moved to an adjacent galaxy
Adjacent Galaxy, Adjacent Galaxy
And our friends were all aboard
Many more of them lived next...
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April 8, 2024 • 86 mins
When I suggested to Adrian that we should once again turn our shared suffering into Capital-C Content and talk about Mass Effect: Andromeda, we had the normal boring calendar convos that come with any adult trying to interface with another adult in Late Stage Capitalism. We scheduled a record time like normal. Didn’t expect it to go for almost five hours. Boy, were our faces tired after we were done. (Get it? Like the meme?) This l...
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February 5, 2024 • 50 mins
Hi! Hello! So originally I was gonna write a version of the song from “We’re Back: A Dinosaur Story” but like…the vast majority of you don’t know that song or probably that movie. John Goodman sings. It’s a whole thing. But the kids today have their Dreamworks and their Disneys and before Dreamworks was riding high on money made from Shrek memes and people paying to not see that Will Smith fish face ever again, those animators work...
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December 12, 2022 • 63 mins
It’s End-Of-Year playlist tiiiiiiime! I almost just sent this, but I feel like Adrian might be mad. So. Let’s empty my brain,shall we? Right now it’s just Stardew Valley and “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out”, so…let’s do a Stardew 12 days of Christmas. I got this: For the Feast of the Winter Star, my true love sent to me / Twelve marriage candidates / Eleven potluck soup ingredients / Ten triple espressos consumed / Nine moonlight jellies ...
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