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Speaker 7 (00:02):
Welcome to The
Talking Taboo with Tara podcast,
where Tara presents theunfiltered interviews with
guests about today's tabootopics.
And now here's your host, Ms.
Tara.
Tara J (00:20):
Welcome back to Talking
Taboo with Tara.
We got Sean back with us again.
What's going on?
And Kelly,
kelly (00:27):
Hey.
Tara J (00:27):
All right, we're gonna
get into kinks today.
Topic of the story is kinks footfetish.
Anybody?
Speaker (00:34):
No.
Fuck.
No.
I don't want, I don't want yourathlete's foot.
No, not yours.
I'm just kidding.
But man, for God's sakes.
What's with a foot fetish?
Tara J (00:42):
You don't like feet.
Speaker (00:43):
And there's people that
pay to see it.
Tara J (00:45):
I should start a page on
that, on mine
Speaker (00:46):
even.
I know.
So what's with that man?
Educate me.
Have you ever had a man like tolike your feet like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just, it's just
something they like.
Is
sean (00:54):
there anything to describe
what's going through the mind of
a foot fetish?
They
Speaker 2 (00:59):
just wash up feet.
Like they like feet.
They get off by feet.
Not my thing.
Speaker (01:03):
Probably sometimes on
feet,
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm not gonna lie.
I do like my toes to be suckedon, but they don't have to be
Speaker (01:09):
roadblock.
Roadblock.
I ain't, I don't want my feetsucked and I ain't sucking new
feet.
if you put your
Speaker 5 (01:14):
feet on me, I'm gonna
flip out.
Speaker (01:16):
She said I'm gonna flip
the hell out.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
A lot of people have
feet.
Phobia, but I don't know.
A foot fetish.
They like beautiful feet.
Something different.
What other kind of kinks are outthere?
Speaker (01:24):
What kind of other
kinks you got?
Anything on your head?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
BDS them.
Speaker (01:28):
Yeah.
What's up with that?
People really enjoy gettingtheir balls stomped and
Speaker 2 (01:31):
dominated like an
animal.
Humiliated.
Yeah.
It's more of a humiliation thingand.
Yeah, they like it.
Speaker (01:38):
But it's not sex
though.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
They can be.
Speaker (01:40):
Do they orgasm from it?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm sure eventually.
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
They all do because
they hire people on what's it
called again?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
BDSM.
It's bondage.
What does it stand for?
We need look that shit up.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Only they will do
that.
I know somebody that theyhumiliates people and$300,
Speaker 2 (01:57):
they pay hundreds of
dollars to be humiliated.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yes.
And then they get off.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Now I can see that
humiliation is a kink and I know
a lot of guys that like to behumiliated.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's just something.
That they like.
These are personal friends ofmine that I know that like to be
humiliated.
And I'm like, why?
And they're just like, just getsmy dick hard.
I'm like, okay.
Speaker (02:18):
Jesus.
I used to think people were justsaying that to talk shit.
You argue with somebody like,I'm getting hard right now.
And you get even mad at'em andyou're like, fuck you, dude.
Maybe they really are if there'sa such thing.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's, they're kink,
like maybe they have a small
dick.
They want you to tell'em.
Yeah.
They want you to humiliate themabout their small dick.
Speaker (02:34):
That sucks.
We're on real street right now.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Some people like to
be humiliated for their height.
Short man syndrome.
It's a real thing.
It's a
Speaker (02:40):
real thing.
Yeah.
I feel bad for that.
We were talking about thatearlier.
I.
They had a lot of unscriptedstuff that didn't get put on the
show, but it'll come back.
I feel bad for'em short.
Me too
Speaker 5 (02:49):
some people do.
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Have short man
syndrome.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Not even that.
They just want to be humiliatedand I think that would be
something I could do for'em.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And a lot of men
don't get humiliated at home.
They'll ask for it and theirwives refuse to do it because
they think it's wrong, but thenthey go out and find it
somewhere else because theydon't get what they want at
home.
Speaker (03:07):
That gives me the ick a
little bit.
'cause I remember in my past,like the chick that I was seeing
for a period of time she likethat?
And I tried.
I just wasn't no good at it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
She wasn't being
humiliated and
Speaker (03:17):
yeah, she wanted me
like just.
Basically just fucking, not onlybusting her face, I don't think
that's hardcore humiliation.
It's pretty much a lightweightkink, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So something like that.
And plus just smacking himaround and pushing him in, just
basically like voluntarilyraping him, I just wasn't with
it.
I wasn't, I was on my end.
I wasn't getting nowhere, so Istopped.
I'm like, this ain't working.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So she wanted you to
be an attacker?
Speaker (03:39):
Kind of.
Yeah.
She's you just gotta fuckingthroat fuck me.
And you could slap me in theface.
And I'm like, that's not gonnahappen.
Oh, that's where I stoppedbecause she, she was like, yeah,
fucking hit me.
And I'm like we are we fuckingher?
Or is this an argument?
I'm not hitting you.
It's this is weird not in thisday and age.
I just don't feel like that'sgonna work out.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's just domestic
violence waiting to happen.
Speaker (03:56):
But it exists.
And what I'm saying, likesomebody's dead serious about
it, begging me to.
And they were like, oh, you, atthe time I was doing indoor
renovation.
This has been like 10 years ago.
And they, she asked me to buildlike one of those it's like a
swing.
It's like a structure thatyou're vulnerable at all points.
Uhhuh, I don't know what theycall that.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What did it look
like?
It was an X.
Was it?
Speaker (04:13):
Gimme a moment on that
one.
A swing.
You
Speaker 2 (04:15):
said it's a swing.
Was it an A-frame swing?
Speaker (04:18):
Something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Ooh.
She wanted it
Speaker (04:19):
interchangeable to
where you can almost do somebody
what do you call that when theyput your head in there?
You're going to the choppingblock.
It's kinda like a choppingblock, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I know what, that's
that.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
A guillotine?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, a gil a
guillotine.
Okay.
That's what it's called.
A guillotine.
I'm,
Speaker (04:31):
guys, I'm lightweight.
Interest or lightweight informedon shit like this.
'cause I don't get into it.
I don't either.
When somebody approaches me withit, I'm talking.
I'd never thought I'd hearsomething like that.
I'm like.
he each his own, right.
But we have an incomplete passhere'cause I'm not gonna get
nowhere like this.
And you guys need to findsomebody that's all in.
And it
Speaker 2 (04:48):
was a turnoff for
you, for her wanting to be
humiliated like that.
I'm sure it would be for me ifsome guy asked me to hit him and
kick him,
Speaker (04:55):
men like that than
women who would like that.
But I don't understand why manwill either.
I don't want to be beat up likethat.
I don't wanna be kicked there.
I wanna enjoy myself.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I just I don't
understand it.
I don't get it.
Speaker (05:05):
That's the thing about
kink,
Speaker 2 (05:06):
right?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Can I be clear here
if I wanted to, if I could get
paid to humiliate somebody as ajob Yeah.
But not in my personal life.
No.
If that makes any sense.
Because it wouldn't make mehappy to do that suit.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I would not want that
in my relationship.
Speaker (05:20):
It reminds me of the
movie American Psycho, where he
is rich and he is got the bestsuits, he's got the best
business card.
You know everybody, all hiscolleagues are rich too.
His life, he feel like it's soboring'cause he has it all.
He even needs facial bombs andall kind of shit.
Like he had the perfect body,the whole nine.
He got so boring.
He just became a serial killer.
There was nothing else to do.
He had it all, he had enoughmoney to have two chick to come
(05:41):
back to his house and make outwith each other and do all this
crazy shit.
And then he gets to join and allthat and just throws the money,
gets buy with whatever he wants.
So he does real estate and someother stuff.
But when he is with hiscolleagues, they all like brag
about who's got the hottest carand who's got the best suits.
And then they're like, allright, let me see your business
card.
And they're like, all theseattorneys are throwing their
(06:01):
business cards.
And they're like, alright, thisone's the OFFWHITE with the
Spanish texture with the fontof.
Roman threes and just, realexquisite.
So
Speaker 2 (06:10):
they go over the top
of them.
Speaker (06:11):
Over the top.
So that was part of that movie.
Remind me though, I think ofpeople like that wants to be
outside of what they're used tothe norm.
There's people who just havethis and that's where kink comes
from.
It's like just another buzz thatyou probably just wouldn't tell
anybody you knew.
You just kept it to yourself.
It'd just be weird to everybodyelse.
But you just do it.
It's your private life, it'syour rush.
It's like you're still sneakingout as a teenager.
So how you're searching,
Speaker 5 (06:31):
they have on black
Mirror, one of the episodes
where the guy gets whatever theperson's feeling, he can feel
it.
And he had his girlfriend do anorgasm, so he got both orgasms
at the same time.
So that kind of smooth with him.
That's fine.
When that
Speaker (06:48):
happens.
Yeah.
It's like changing the equinox.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Something just
Speaker (06:50):
got a little closer,
Speaker 2 (06:51):
so what he would
feel, what a woman would feel
like to have an orgasm.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Seriously.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Swear to God.
He put the cap in her head.
He'd put the cap in her head,and the thing was in his head
and he had, he already had it.
So when she would put the cap onand she would orgasm, he could
feel it.
Oh,
Speaker (07:08):
interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
But she would still
feel it too, but through this
cap.
Okay, I see what you're saying.
Best thing.
Speaker (07:14):
Since the Bluetooth
silver bullet, that's
Speaker 2 (07:15):
brain wave
stimulation, and that's the
future.
Speaker (07:19):
Yes.
Thank God.
Viagra came out in time too.
I'm in my mid forties.
Someday he's gonna look back, soI can't do it no more like I
used to, and then I'm gonna popa Viagra bro, I got you.
It's 2025.
And I'm over here poking holesin the drywall as I walk through
the house begging for it to godown.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Don't forget Cialis,
a lot of people like Cialis too.
Speaker (07:39):
There's the hem,
remember Hem?
The hems.
The hems, there's a lot of shitcoming out.
It's a good body buildingregimen because it opens up the
blood flow so when you pumpmuscle and you get good blood
flow, so people are using thatas an artificial steroid.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That makes sense.
Speaker (07:53):
Yep.
Some do it.
Yeah.
And it's not like you just pop aboner for not even thinking
about it, but when it's time togo it's ready to go.
And you could probably, fromwhat I hear,'cause I have a
friend that takes'em at my ageand needs to brag about it and
wanted me to take one.
I'm like, bro, I don't think Ifucking need one.
Honestly, not yet.
He must, but he would take hisgirl Holly, they would go to
fucking Gatlinburg or somethingin Tennessee and he would take
those rhinos or whatever it wascalled.
(08:14):
Yeah.
You can get'em at Lions Den.
Yeah.
And yeah, he'd wear holly out.
Poor thing.
He's bro, you can get off andjust put it back in and boom.
And then she's begging to stop.
She's real petite and quiet, soshe's not a freak.
She just let him have good girl.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
See, he tore it up,
with that rhino, that shit.
Yeah.
It'll keep you hard for hours,
Speaker (08:31):
ramp.
It just speaks for itself.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
We're not even
promoting it.
Endorsed by it or anything.
Just go try it.
Yep.
It used to be kangaroo beforethey took it off the shelves.
'cause they had kangaroo forfemales, which I've had.
And they had kangaroos formales, which I used to give.
cause it will give you girth, itwill give you length and it'll
keep you hard
Speaker (08:51):
that's insane.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It was worth it.
Like you would go down but.
You'd be right.
You'd be horny enough if
Speaker (08:56):
you wanted it back, it
wouldn't be no fight.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Nope.
No fight at all.
And you're ready to go again.
I'd love that shit until theytook it off the shelves.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That was the bomb.
It was called kangaroo.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I never needed that
Speaker 2 (09:09):
girl.
We ain't getting older.
You don't know yet.
Just wait until you ain't got nomore estrogen and testosterone
in your body we'll dry up oneday then we'll need those
things.
Speaker (09:17):
I don't want to take'em
now if I don't need'em.
I don't feel like I need'em, butif I did, that's, I wanna wait
till I just, I have to happento, to make it happen,
Speaker 5 (09:25):
agreed.
Speaker (09:26):
Fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
'cause I don't, I'm just gonnabe one of those old people in
fucking the villages somewherein central Florida with my balls
fucking sagging off my golfcart.
Like shit.
Let's tee off bitch.
Oh gimme that three wood.
But for real, do you know that'sthe biggest st STD rate in the
world or the country is thevillages in central Florida?
Between Tampa and whatever's onthe other side?
(09:47):
I think maybe Miami,Jacksonville, something.
I've only been to Florida twice.
I don't know.
They got syphilis water
Speaker 2 (09:52):
flowing around like
water now, I guess
Speaker (09:55):
the villages.
So you're what I'm talking aboutthen?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The, they are the
capital of the STDs and it's the
retirement homes and all of,
Speaker (10:03):
oh,
Speaker 3 (10:03):
what's that?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It was all the all
the old retirement homes and all
that stuff.
And
Speaker (10:08):
yeah, these are senior
citizens, right?
Yeah.
And they're
Speaker 2 (10:10):
just fucking like
donkeys.
Speaker (10:11):
Maybe they're getting
these STDs'cause it's like
they're old.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, they're fucking
everybody.
They're just fucking in.
They're it's Woodstock Now, backthen, to them maybe, I
Speaker (10:20):
was thinking about
that.
They're, they got a foot in thegraves, so they're like what's
an STD right now?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What do they care
Speaker (10:25):
if you get the measles
down there and shit?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And warts and
fucking, oh my god.
Ugh.
But yeah, syphilis is goingbound really bad again, from
people having it back in the dayI have friends that work in
these retirement homes and shesaid that you can see a guy go
from one room to the next room,to the next room, to the next
room.
He'll fuck one girl.
Get up go to the next room, sitand talk with her and fuck her,
(10:51):
and then get done fucking herand go to the next room.
In a nursing home room.
In a nursing home.
And there's nothing the staffcan do about it.
Nothing.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Because they're
allowed to do it.
Their mind, body, and sound.
You can't stop them from beingintimate.
That's why syphilis, all theseSTDs are going around.
'cause no one can stop them fromhaving sex.
In
Speaker (11:08):
the nursing home.
You got me wanting to YouTubethat shit later,
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm telling you they
go from room to room, fucking
each other in the nursing homesand the retirement homes.
Speaker (11:16):
This could be my
future.
I'm gonna have a fucking rib forher pleasure by the time it's
done.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
That's why I say
carry condoms.
Make sure you have your size.
You know what you need beforeyou have sex.
I'm a Magnum guy.
Whatever it takes,
Speaker (11:29):
it's just'cause to
girth so much.
I'm average length.
I don't lie about that shit.
I ain't telling people that if Iunzip my pants, that's gonna be
a power outage if I undo it.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
So you have a pop can
Speaker (11:38):
pop?
Not that, no.
No.
Okay.
He's a fighter.
Okay.
Okay.
He's a fighter.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
He's
Speaker 2 (11:43):
a fighter.
So he's average.
So he is about five or sixinches.
Speaker (11:46):
Six, six and a half,
something like that.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, that's above
average.
What you are cutting yourself.
Speaker (11:51):
So what's the taboo on
Big Cocks anyway?
The Taboo offer differentopinions from different ladies.
Depends
Speaker 2 (11:57):
on what kind of body
build they have.
'cause I know that's
Speaker (12:00):
true.
So as bigger guys likenaturally.
Or appears to be smaller
Speaker 2 (12:05):
mean.
I always wanted that.
You guys like that?
What you mean?
I know Six foot guy.
Dude.
Six foot three.
And he does not have a big dickat all.
Wow.
You would think he, as big as heis his muscle would be that No.
No.
Doesn't, that's not always thecase.
No,
Speaker 5 (12:17):
but it is
Speaker 2 (12:18):
what?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
It's the hands,
Speaker 2 (12:19):
the hands and the
feet.
When he's a size 13 and a sizethree dick.
Speaker (12:23):
Yeah.
So cock link should be my palmto tip of my finger.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah.
He ain't got that,
Speaker (12:28):
so that's about right.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah.
He ain't got that.
Oh you're showing me like, look.
Look, if I'm
Speaker (12:33):
at full erect, that's,
check it out.
This is the size of my cock forwomen.
There's another way to tell likehow their clitoris area, and now
that's a rain.
'cause some girls have a blowoutone and some have a little coin
perf.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh, I know.
Speaker (12:45):
Some have a slanted
clit like, eh.
Just, and people, and you knowwhat?
People think it's becausethey've had a lot of sex and
shit.
No, I don't think that's true.
No.
I know girls that's been justthe way
Speaker 2 (12:52):
their body's
building.
Speaker (12:53):
Yeah, it's just the way
it is.
I like, there's girls that'sbarely went anywhere.
Had a husband for 20 years.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Right.
Speaker (13:01):
Looks like a fucking
bomb went off at the deli
counter.
Those are meat hangers justnaturally.
Beef curtains.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, whatever.
Speaker (13:06):
Here he goes.
Some meat hangers.
Okay.
Meat curtains.
Kiss are meat hooks off me.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Then you got the
bubblegum pussy, which looks
like chew up bubble gumm.
Yeah.
You don't talk'em out.
Speaker (13:15):
Like a bubble hole.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Okay.
And then you got the fat pussiesand then you got the real coin
purse, I guess you could say.
Speaker (13:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Pussies.
But
Speaker (13:21):
one that makes a, when
you pop it out,
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I wouldn't know.
I ain't got a dick.
How the fuck would I know itpops when you pull it out.
Okay, so there's all differenttypes of pussies.
What kind of pussy do you like?
Speaker (13:32):
It's gotta be a vagina,
a natural one, not one that's
been modified.
I don't have a big preference,to be honest with you.
The only thing I don't like is amoose knuckle.
What the fuck is thatmotherfucker?
It looks like a penis is a clickcoming out.
Okay.
Just fat like a nose, almostit's bulbous.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Have you seen it?
Speaker (13:47):
One.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
'cause some chick's, clits arereally tiny.
Tiny,
Speaker 2 (13:51):
to where you can't
even find'em.
You gotta be
Speaker (13:53):
super sensitive with
them.
'cause they get raw spun outquick.
But some have like more to workwith, up under left outside, up,
down.
Yeah.
And then some I heard justfucking writing a book on it.
This is my new novel.
It's chapter one.
I got more chapters to go.
Oh my God.
It's like the movie Misery andshit,
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay.
I know Clits can be up to 10inches long.
Speaker (14:09):
Oh wow.
That makes me jealous.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah.
And Clits can be up to 10 incheslong.
It's facts.
Look it up.
I know that for a fact.
10 inches long.
How do you work with that?
Goes, you like making
Speaker (14:18):
a pizza?
You gotta toss the dough up andspin it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just know it's, it can be upto 10 inches long and then it.
It's internal and there isexternal, but depending on how
you said a moose knuckle.
Speaker (14:29):
Moose knuckle.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So how big is the
clit?
Speaker (14:32):
It's like that, you
know that's big tip of the thumb
guy.
It's tip of the thumb.
That is big.
Yeah.
So it's like you're playing theold tarry and shape.
Okay.
Have a big
Speaker 2 (14:39):
clitoris.
So I thought I had a bigclitoris, but I don't have
thumb.
Speaker (14:42):
I mean you don't have a
thumb coming
Speaker 2 (14:43):
out.
No.
Okay.
I'm not knocking anybody thatdoes.
I'm not.
But I've noticed out of all thepussies I've ate, I've got a
pretty big clit.
But I was wondering, is that whyit's so much harder for me to
get off?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
That, that is
interesting.
I wonder if it's just youhaven't met the right person to
get you off.
I don't know.
Speaker (15:00):
I think there's
probably some truth to that.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
No, because I know my
body very well and I've only, I
actually had one time in mywhole life, in my twenties
having sex, had an orgasm while.
I was having sex, had an orgasmand had having sex and having an
orgasm one time my whole life.
Any other time I have to playwith myself while I'm having sex
to have an orgasm.
I'm wondering, is that why it'sso hard for me to have an orgasm
(15:23):
or was it because I used to playwith it so much when I was
young?
Listen,
Speaker (15:26):
honey bun, you already
told on yourself.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
That's not how that
works.
That's not how that works.
Speaker (15:30):
Honey bun.
I told on myself, do what KellyTara told on herself.
She's I just don't know why Ican't get off during sex.
So then I asked her, okay, howdo you get off?
Do you get off by the clitorisor the internal part of you?
And she said, the clitoris.
Yeah.
He's fucking the inside of you.
He's not touching your clitoris.
And that's happened one time.
So you have to play with thatbecause that's how you get off.
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You don't get off from theinside.
It's happened one time.
You know why?
It's'cause nobody's gave youthe, what is it they call a fish
hook?
You go up and then you know,you, you make a coat hanger
shape with your middle fingerand you just fill around and
there'll be like a bubble.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Oh, so you know what
you're looking for.
Speaker (16:06):
One girl thought she
pissed herself.
I'm like, no, you got off honeybuns.
Don't go chase some waterfallsunless I'm around honey.
Fucking her fucking facedropped.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
We need video.
That's not talking about, shetakes me.
We need video.
Don't go chase some waterfalls.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That's your job not
to go chase some waterfalls.
I
Speaker (16:20):
already, I opened the
waterfall, so naturally I'm
gonna be at the top of it.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
So I'm just fucking around guys.
I'm messing around.
But there is, it is like that.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
So you don't have a
particular type of pussy that
you like?
Speaker (16:33):
I don't know.
Do you like the bubble gum?
What's the bubblegum one again?
The chewed up The wadded up one?
Yeah.
Nah not my absolute favorite.
All right.
The meat hangers.
I don't have, I just don't know.
I've had a lot of it.
Okay fair share.
But maybe a fat pussy might geton my nerves a little bit.
Why?
I don't know.
Unless it's smashable, like whenyou smash into it, you still get
some length in there.
You know what I mean?
I could take away inches from adude, especially if he ain't
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holding nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
A fat pussy would
take away length for a guy.
They can.
Are you serious?
They
Speaker (16:58):
can.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
How fat are you
fucking talking?
A fu A pofa.
A pofa.
Speaker (17:02):
Well, somebody have
one.
A fucking big pussy.
Okay, look, the reason why Iknow is'cause playboys back in
the 1990s, like when they juststarted introducing shaving,
the, the panty hamster.
I get all that fucking hair offthere and you seen them in
magazines.
It's not like we're like not hipto it.
I always feared I'd run into oneand I didn't.
Thank God.
Run into what it looks like.
An extra ass.
Okay.
It's just sitting right there.
I Tara don't get it.
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Yeah,
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I do.
'cause I have one, so fuck you.
I don't.
Yeah I do.
Speaker (17:26):
Tara's ridiculous.
No
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I'm not.
So it's considered a fat pussy.
Speaker (17:30):
No, she's not getting
it.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
No I'm not because I
have a fat pussy.
I am talking about
Speaker (17:35):
big women.
You are making
Speaker 5 (17:36):
me protect the mirror
myself.
Speaker (17:38):
Look, for instance she
lost.
She think she's, she thinks shecan relate to what I'm talking
about and it's not, apparently
Speaker 2 (17:42):
not.
No.
Are you talking about obesewomen have, yes.
Listen.
Oh, okay.
Listen,
Speaker (17:47):
this is a new subject.
We're gonna go right into it.
My brother's dad, we, me and mybrother had different dads, so
his dad was like 450 pounds.
So he was on a site called FatFriends.
My Fat Friends, something likethat.
'cause the MySpace era thatstarted it for people that sort
a heavy set that wanted to date.
And a lot of'em are up to 600pounds, hundred pounds.
So the internet gave them aplace to talk to each other and
stuff like that.
So that's where he met hiscurrent wife.
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And he's passed away now.
But I still talk to his widow'cause I was gonna help her
move.
'cause all her family died and,she's, really heavy set too.
But she was against her.
Will, my brother's dad used tolike, tell his women to eat as
much as they can.
Yeah.
He eat as much as I can.
She, he actually did that to mymom in the past.
Forced him to eat more.
'cause he's I like women'cause Iwant'em big.
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Why?
That's just the way he is askinny girl.
Don't entice him one bit.
Yeah.
So his posters, like calendarson his walls would have women
that are 500 pounds naked.
So what I'm talking about Fatpussy, that's what I'm talking
about.
You're not getting it.
It don't, can't look like that.
But some guys have a fetish withthat.
Ah, yeah.
There's a lot of guys that dohave fetishes with fat girls.
Yes.
Now I'm not, now what I'mtalking about all this, I'm not
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saying that's nothing wrong withit.
That's a kink.
No, I'm not.
It's a kink.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
I personally wouldn't do itbecause I want to be here.
And I'm hard on myself'cause Ifluctuate my weight up and down
all my life.
It gets hard to breathe after solong.
It gets hard to walk, it getshard to do.
Normal activities when you getthat big, because I used to be
overweight.
I got up there pretty big.
I know.
So when it gets hard to move,it's time to put the spoon and
fork down and get to exerciseand then get lose out.
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It's tough
Speaker (19:20):
man.
I come from a heavy set family.
So do I.
All of them.
My brother, my mother'scurrently heavyset all of her
life.
My dad got heavyset afterprison.
He was super big.
He was tall though too.
It counteracted with, he kindalooked football player his size,
but 3 75 maybe, but he's sixfoot four.
So the weight distribution andjust, he was just a total beast.
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That's where my height comesfrom.
He was So is that
Speaker 2 (19:42):
why you say you like
thick girls is'cause your
family's got thick women over?
No, I just, I
Speaker (19:46):
like thick girls too.
Because that's where you
Speaker 2 (19:48):
grew up with thick
women.
Speaker (19:49):
So sometimes the girl
that's thick.
Entices me.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's great.
But I'm just saying you grew upwith that, so that's why, that's
where that comes from.
See I grew up where you gotta beskinny, you gotta
Speaker (20:00):
be tiny, skinny girls
ain't really as fun.
I just feel like they're justnot, they get so much attention
they're already getting off fromthat.
So by the time you get there totry to do something, they just
got IMS going off and all thisother stuff.
'cause all the mainstream youngboys want the skinny girls and
so on and shit.
But in reality, it's like evenif we're talking about head,
it's better from a thick chick.
That is my motherfuckingexperience.
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Why?
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I feel like, I don't know.
Why is that?
Did they like it more?
Maybe'cause they don't get it asmuch.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Shut the fuck up.
I don't
Speaker (20:30):
know about that.
I mean that girls get theiraddictive, they want it.
Women in general.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Motherfucker.
I'm in between.
I'm not thick or skinny.
I'm just average, I guess youcould say, but I'm not getting
shit from nobody.
Speaker (20:41):
Same.
I'm 240 pounds, 2 40, 2 10.
I don't look it, but I am.
I can't believe I just said
Speaker 2 (20:46):
that.
I'm two 10, but I'm five nine?
Yep.
We thick.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yes.
You two.
I'm 2 0 4.
She's I'm 2 0 4
Speaker 2 (20:53):
and she's five four.
We just thick five.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I'm five two.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh, shit.
I gave you two extra inches.
My bad.
Speaker (20:59):
Yeah.
I got like the dad bod.
Look, that's a thing.
Some girls have kink on that.
Yeah.
That is another kink.
Yeah.
They'd rather have it than theAbercrombie and Fitch boy.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
It's either thick
women or thick Dad bods.
Yep.
I've always liked bigger guys.
Speaker (21:12):
Yeah.
There's some girls that couldjust walk right past me and not
look back.
Ever.
And then there's girls.
Yeah.
And then there's girls that justout of nowhere, like what you
had that one guy talking to you,he was well in shape.
cause to show you that you had adifferent taste.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah.
I've had muscles, I've had dadbods, I've had'em both.
I prefer dad bod not gonna lie.
Speaker (21:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Because he's
comfortable in his skin.
He is comfortable himself.
So
Speaker (21:31):
well as you're
confident with what you're doing
and it shouldn't matter.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Another kink,
stilettos.
Just the fact of the high heelsand the stockings.
Lingerie in general.
Never turned you on.
Doesn't turn you on.
Speaker (21:43):
Not really.
I never liked the net.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
The Pantyhose
Speaker (21:45):
nets.
That you see in porn sometimes.
But then they have their areaopen, front and back.
That's not a turn on to me.
Just get butt ass naked, justget butt ass naked.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
So lingerie and all
that good shit?
Speaker (21:55):
Nah what, when you say
lingerie, I'm thinking that's
Speaker 2 (21:58):
garter belts.
That's what I'm referring to, isthat the stilettos the
pantyhose.
The garter belts, which I'm nota fan of.
Garter belts.
It's the thing that goes aroundthem that holds the pantyhose
up.
In the front and in the back.
No, I don't want nothingblocking me.
This is all open, like you said?
Okay.
And the stockings come up andit's a thing that just wraps
around'em and it clips on thepantyhose and holds'em up.
Speaker (22:19):
Oh, I get what you're
saying.
That's the Carter.
Okay.
No that's pretty nice.
Okay.
A nice set of panties and shit.
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah.
So I can dig that.
You under one women that, do youlike panties then?
Love that.
Yeah.
Speaker (22:30):
You like a panties?
Yeah.
There's nothing better thanseeing a chick at the end of the
bed with no brawl on.
All she has is panties and herhair pulled to one side at the
end of the bed because rightthere it's like there's one step
and I can be in there one step,slide them little things off.
One step.
Yeah.
Damn.
I like how panties complimentthe creases on a girl's ass and
her pussy.
That's just to be blunt I don't,that's if that's a weird kink,
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maybe that's what I got goingon.
Panty kink.
Yeah.
I'd have to say.
So yeah, it's not like I gosniffing them.
I don't want'em on my face.
You just like to see'em?
Just look at'em on a girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Panties and bra that'll get mein where you want pretty
quickly.
So
Speaker 2 (23:04):
lingerie is good for
you?
Speaker (23:06):
Yep.
If you had just like a 90 thatyou slipped over top and you had
nothing else underneath, thatworks out.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
So you do like
nineties?
Yeah.
Okay, so nineties
Speaker (23:14):
or something, right?
Yeah.
That's easy access.
What about commando?
Commando was just nothing oncommando means she
Speaker 2 (23:20):
never wears
underwear.
Speaker (23:21):
Yes.
I love that shit.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I guess men dislike
it.
Either way they can get itright?
Speaker (23:25):
I don't think I'd want
a girl that I would like serious
about doing that shit though.
Just what?
I don't know why would you needto do that anyway?
Wouldn't you wanna block that?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I don't.
I quit wearing them at 18.
Speaker (23:34):
So you just don't wear
'em at all?
Never.
So right now Tara's in herpanties and they're jeans.
No, Tara's not in any
Speaker 2 (23:40):
panties.
I know Tara's in a pair ofjeans.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
See, I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I don't like
underwear.
I quit wearing'em at 18 actuallybefore I turned 18.
Damn.
It's yeah, you're just
Speaker (23:48):
used to it.
Then
Speaker 2 (23:49):
they leave marks.
'cause the way my body isdifferent.
Built different from all thoseother skinny bitches.
And back in the day they didn'thave stuff for thick girls.
And it'd be tied around my legright here.
'cause I got the saddlebags, Igot the hips that stick out.
A lot of girls don't have those.
I do.
I got a big ass badass.
No joke is long.
So to cover that motherfuckerand it's wide.
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So to find a pair of underwearthat fit around my leg and fit
my ass and not give me wedgesconstantly.
'cause I'm picking my assconstantly.
'cause that's where theunderwear are going constantly.
I'm good.
Th
Speaker (24:21):
At least the thong
thing's out now.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh I did this thong
thing.
It just felt like a string goingup.
My pussy in between my asscrack.
It just, it irritates them.
Us
Speaker (24:30):
men always wondered how
that worked out.
Like they can't be comfortable.
Why's why you have panties onit?
That at that point,
Speaker 2 (24:34):
it, to me it's not
either.
'cause it just rubbed my assholeraw.
I don't like G-string.
Speaker (24:39):
I don't like, I think
these days girls are back to
standard panties.
Because I us men, we look, ifyou got yoga pants on or
something like that, we see itall.
And they're like, oh, there'sthe line.
And once again, panty FET comesout.
Because I can see through theyoga pants, I can see through
the So you like the panty line?
Love seeing that through the,
Speaker 2 (24:55):
so that has a turn on
for you.
All right.
So you have a panty fet.
Cool.
What kind of feathers you got,Kelly?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Kelly, I think my
fetish is going to like
different places and having sex.
I enjoy that.
Speaker (25:05):
Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Who doesn't enjoy
that?
I enjoy that too.
Not gonna lie.
Having spontaneous sex in publicplaces.
Yes.
Speaker (25:13):
I hate when somebody's
not down for something like
that.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm not gonna say I
will try to talk them out of it.
No.
But it's yes.
Really.
Speaker (25:20):
If you just know you
can get by with it, then yeah,
why not?
Yeah.
I feel like it's exciting.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
It definitely, it's a
turn on in itself.
Speaker (25:27):
But then I'm scared, so
I gotta rush.
For us, we gotta go fright forthe nut.
Have to have that mentality.
To spend the, so that'sprobably, it's just for them
that's gonna burn you becauseyou're not gonna get off.
It always does,
Speaker 2 (25:37):
but still it's the
excitement that I did it in
spontaneous public places, but Igot him off.
It's the whole point of it.
Speaker (25:43):
That's pretty cool.
I've done it in parks and allkind of places.
Me too.
Is it?
And I see out the woods.
You can take your time.
Sometimes when I masturbate, Ithink about like old days when I
did cool shit like that.
Like fucking in the middle of a,this giant grass area by a small
airport.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
That's the
Speaker (25:57):
shit that was cool.
There's like prop planes.
Maybe a Lear Jet at biggestflying from like this area
called Bolton Field.
It's like towards Galloway Westside.
We did that.
I got mosquito bites all up onmy ass.
I was about 19 we was out therefucking around.
Yeah, I, these days would've gotcaught, but
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I did it in front of
a church park church field.
Speaker (26:17):
You had after thoughts
when you left that bedroom,
you're like, I had done that.
Yeah.
Yeah,
Speaker 2 (26:20):
definitely.
Speaker (26:21):
San Diego about 20
years ago was a place called
Garbage Beach.
And it's on the cliffs.
You're not allowed to spend'emat the private beach down there.
'cause the waves just beat thefuck out of it so you could kill
you.
So people with it like kind ofpark along it like a lover's
lane.
But the real name on the map, ifyou zoom it says Garbage beach.
And I think it's because yearsago, like garbage got trapped in
that cove or there's like a coveby it, so yeah, I used to take
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girls there, man, I fucking hada great time.
But this Latina chick from NewMexico who was visiting San
Diego, never been there.
She came there with her brother.
He was cool.
I got made friends with him.
He smoked a blunt with me,rolled out, went back to club,
this place called Plan B, whichis funny, like parenthood, but
it was a club, what it's called,plan B.
Like today.
You think of Planned Parenthoodwhen you hear that.
And there was club plan B and heleft me with a sister.
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'cause he was, he knew I wascold, whatever.
Now, once again, she was tall.
She was exactly my height.
I see.
Eye to eye.
I see.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
So you've dated some
pretty tall chicks.
Speaker (27:10):
I have here and there.
I just don't have a preference.
I either feel somebody or Idon't.
Yep.
And there's people I'm sexuallyattracted to that I wouldn't
wanna be in a relationship.
And then there's I think it'sharder to relate as we get older
to somebody.
It's super hard.
Why is that?
Because you got a lot of, i'sthe dot and t's across,
Speaker 2 (27:25):
so you're talking
about your boxes
Speaker (27:26):
being checked.
Both sides.
It ain't just, it ain't just oneperson.
My bat box has gotta getchecked, but now I gotta get
their, the other side to checkthe boxes.
You know what I mean?
Just think about if if you had aguy in your life, your kids have
gotta, like this person I'm notsure that guy was, is that your
father or father-in-law?
Father-in-law.
Okay.
My kid's father passed away.
That's your inner circle.
They gotta, it is gotta be morethan just that before calling it
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a good relationship and it'sgood to go.
I'm not a rusher kind of guy.
I think that Russians got me introuble
Speaker 2 (27:55):
too many times.
Speaker (27:56):
Me too.
I feel that it's sad because youjust want to go for it.
That's the inner feeling fuckit, but you gotta be careful
with emotions.
I'd pull out my dick before myheart any day.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Because you're always
afraid of getting your heart
broken.
Speaker (28:06):
I'm, it's natural, I
guess for me to be a guy and not
attach emotions to sex.
I don't always have to beemotional.
It's cool when it is, you can'tdo that with just anybody
naturally, maybe I can idle myfeelings to a mute without
getting into somebody.
Unless somebody's that damndesirable I can't help it.
Then that's a different story.
Listen, if that shit wasachieved easy then it wouldn't
be so special.
It wouldn't be
Speaker 5 (28:26):
think that
communication is very good box
to be checked.
Speaker (28:29):
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Communication's the most likeimportant tool that we use as
humans.
Anyway.
It's communication and it'ssomething we can't do.
Very good as you can tell theworld how it is, but good
communication's gonna be a key.
Just be open and be blunt.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Right?
Speaker (28:44):
Why beat around the
bush?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
True that.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
So what other kind of
kinks, since you have a pan
kink.
Pan kink.
You're not the only guy I'veever met that had a pan kink.
Speaker (28:52):
Hair.
Definitely hair.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
They have to have
nice hair.
Speaker (28:54):
Nice hair.
I don't have a color preference.
I'm not a blonde freak, not aburnette freak.
I'd tell Red Head would be myleast favorite.
Rarely have you dated onebefore?
Yeah.
There's something that arereally hot out there too.
Like my friend, ex-girlfriendalso, and oh God, that was one
person I thought I could haveclicked with, but I would never
step on my friend's toes likethat.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh, you missed out on
some girl.
I just saw you drop your head.
And he was like, oh my God.
She was so fucking hot.
Speaker (29:15):
It wasn't just that
way.
I felt like we clicked, butthere was just no way to talk
about it.
It just never would happened.
It leaked because my ex madefriends with her and then she's
oh yeah, Holly said you were hotand this, that and the other.
So I got to fucking tell methat.
I'm just not that guy.
Just not gonna step on myfriend's toes do anything.
But I had a private crush on herfor sure.
Hell, that's been a few yearsago though.
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But it's one of those thingslike,
Speaker 2 (29:36):
but
Speaker (29:36):
not to sound not on
optimistic.
Maybe I wouldn't have, whoknows?
Maybe that's why it didn'thappen.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
ORs saying, or it
shouldn't happen, that's what
I'm saying.
You're the good guy.
Yep.
You shouldn't have done it, soyou're not gonna do it.
Speaker (29:46):
Don't you hate it when
like you have friends with
somebody and they date your exand then and I'm not like that.
Yeah.
Have you lost a friendship likethat?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah.
I've lost many friends becauseof that.
Speaker (29:54):
And see, my friend's
never done that to me, and I've
known 25 years.
So it's you never hit none of myexes.
I can't hit yours, bro.
'cause that's gonna keep ourfriendship solid.
If we don't cross lines likethat, no matter how much fucking
bad, I want to chew one of yourexes up.
I can't,
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I can't do it either.
I think I'm more loyal than myown friends.
Friends or family.
I've had family sleep with oneof my exes before, like I was
into, Oh, have
Speaker (30:16):
I ever done that?
I got a bunch of girl cousinsthough.
I don't think, I don't have anobody that I can, I, I don't
have any guy cousins as much.
I dre, see
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I got girl cousins
Speaker (30:25):
one of my brothers, a
couple of his exes that were
attracted to me, but they nevercame on to me.
Nothing happened.
and just like that, I wouldn'tdo it either,
Speaker 2 (30:32):
yeah.
It's a code, just morals.
Some of us have it, some of usdon't.
Yeah.
But I definitely have that moralcode.
Speaker (30:38):
But here's, this is why
that happens.
I'm like, hopefully I canexplain that correctly.
But it's weird how you get intosomebody that's not, you could
never date or whatever.
You just meet people in weirdways.
Like you pass so many people ingeneral public and then you meet
somebody through one of yourfriends or family, whatever
alright guys, she's still up inthe space station.
We, it took a while to get heranswer to come back to Earth I
thought of one that was reallyinteresting where
Speaker 6 (31:00):
shit,
Speaker (31:00):
I used to roommate with
my brother in Delaware County.
I think it was called LewisCenter area.
And there was a Speedway gasstation that I always stopped by
all the time.
'cause I like the yummy hot dogsthat used be two for a dollar,
then I get me a monster andshit.
And there was this chick that Ialways talked to all the time,
she already had a dude, she wasmarried or something like that.
She had these blue eyes goofylooking, but cute, she was cool.
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One time I joked around with herone time that we was having, I'm
stupid anyway, and we're outthere talking.
I'm like, yeah, you should justlock the place up and just, tell
'em you'll be back in about 30,whatever.
And I'll sit you up on the coke.
The soda boxes that are linkedto the soda fountain in the
inside of the gas station.
She fucking actually did it.
Stuck a paper right on there andtold everybody was pumping gas.
We'll be back in 30 minutes.
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I'm on break or something andlocked up the speedway so I can
bang out on the soda boxes andthe manager's closet, swear
dirty little freak.
Swear.
We stacked seven high andfucking went at it.
Ben her over and started fuckingthe shit over.
No, I sat her upright, like on,on the boxes and her legs up.
Oh, okay.
My arms became stirrups for herlegs.
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I see it was pretty cool, man.
Pretty rad.
Okay.
I swear, dude can't believe thatjust came up in my head that her
husband had a suspicion that shewas fucking around, so she knew.
I guess he knew my brother orwhatever, but there's a whole
bunch of us guys always overthere.
I lived there and my brother andthen his friend Tommy and a
couple others would come overand he comes beating on the door
crying oh, is my wife in there?
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And then he, and this dudelooked like fucking what's that
dude from Talladega 500?
The funny movie with old dude.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Talladega
Speaker (32:29):
Knights or something.
Am I right?
So it looked like a dude fromthat.
And he's all crying and shit.
So Will Ferrell.
So yeah, with a mustache.
It looked like Will Ferrell witha mustache.
And he's crying, he said,telling his wife come outside
and she comes out and who areyou fucking here Know you're
fucking somebody.
And I'm like, and I just metthis bitch.
So everybody's looking at me.
I'm like, everybody just shutup.
And then I didn't hear from herfor a long ass time.
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Of course we didn't have socialmedia.
I had to just wait for a calland then.
I was caught off guard and shecalled me again.
Then we went to some park anddid it in the car.
And I ain't seen her since.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
It's been 20
Speaker (32:58):
years now.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
She does downright
cheating on her fucking husband.
Speaker (33:01):
So I, she said he was
controlling and he was crazy and
shit.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
So I have one to talk
about.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
One day, one night
when one of my friends wanted to
come over and have sex with memy daughter was there and my
best friend was there and Ididn't want them to know
anything about anything.
So I took, I had'em meet me.
And what are the shad in thebackyard
Speaker 2 (33:20):
where all the fucking
work tools are and shit, bitch
pitchforks and
Speaker (33:24):
axes
Speaker 2 (33:25):
and rakes and
Speaker (33:27):
weed whackers.
Yeah, tally whackers.
In your case
Speaker 5 (33:30):
we had, he had the
pool.
'cause we had the pool deck, thepool table, the table and chairs
back there.
So the table was like right inthe middle.
Threw my ass up on the table.
Speaker (33:39):
Hell yes.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
That was funny.
While everybody's inside,they're all looking for me and
shit.
It was kinky though.
It wasn't like cheating onanybody.
I just, nobody needs to know mybusiness.
Fuck y'all
Speaker (33:50):
for real.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
But yeah.
What about water?
Does anybody like having sex inthe water?
Speaker (33:54):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Hot tubs.
I like hot tubs, but that'stechnically unhealthy if you
doing that.
'cause you can pass out.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I can't do it.
I get too hard.
You
Speaker (34:01):
know, like naturally,
even if you just sit in the hot
tub, like they say somethingabout your heart, it's good for
circulation for five minutes to12 or five to 10 minutes but
when you're getting it on inone, man, that, that can fuck
you up.
That's what they say anyway.,I've done it.
But if you get off inside thewater, that water stays with it.
So usually I'd have to push heroff of me and ejaculate outside
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the hot tub so it don't go inthe water.
I had to do that.
Thank God I was a squirter.
I fucking made an arch man justlooking at the moon ugh.
And it was like a rope damnrope.
Good times.
I just kept hearing my friend,saying, you can fuck her man.
Don't leave no floaties.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Oh no shit.
Speaker (34:34):
Yeah.
'cause she kept saying, you canget off inside me.
It's okay.
I'm like, I'm not doing, thefact is it's gonna go back into
this hot tub.
Wherever it's going.
So that, and you can get herpregnant.
Yep.
She couldn't.
Oh, she had one of those IUDs.
Whatever ID
Speaker 5 (34:45):
that still doesn't
means you can't,
Speaker 2 (34:47):
he ain't got nothing
that he knows
Speaker (34:48):
of.
No, I'm not her to find, I don'thave any, I've been in cahoots
with so many people in the pastthat, talk to'em later.
It's nothing like that fuckingwith you you go
Speaker 4 (34:55):
back and fuck your
exes I have in the past.
Speaker (34:57):
Fuck yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
You don't do that
now?
Speaker (34:59):
No.
I don't have nothing on deckright now.
Dare looking at me.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Really?
What is that supposed to mean?
You don't have nothing on deck,so nobody to fuck.
Nobody to fuck I feel you.
Speaker (35:07):
That happens.
I'm not out there just lookingfor it or nothing, but either
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I feel you.
I keep my
Speaker 2 (35:12):
ass at
Speaker (35:13):
home.
I think that's a lot of people.
I think the social aspect is itsucked outta everybody.
I think society, like socialmedia, everybody's more Covid
did that to people too.
You just,
Speaker 5 (35:22):
I think it was Covid.
Speaker (35:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
I really do it on
Covid.
Not sociable anymore.
They don't want to do sociableshit.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
It's not that I don't
want to do sociable shit.
I don't know.
I do wanna do social.
But you agree
Speaker (35:32):
that society's changed
in that sense?
Oh yeah,
Speaker 2 (35:34):
most definitely.
Yeah.
I notice myself, I don't post asmuch as I used to.
Speaker (35:38):
Same.
I don't like the volunteerbullshit.
Some people air out all thedirty laundry up on social media
Speaker 2 (35:44):
and I no longer do
that because it brought me a lot
of content.
I shared a lot of content, Ishared a lot of my life and I
don't do that anymore and I'velost a lot of viewers and shit
because of that.
Speaker (35:53):
Yeah.
I think fa Facebook's gonna falloff at some point, why do you
say that?
The ads, fuck, it's bad enoughthat you see that what people
post, but there's tons of adsand like other accounts of not
even your friends posting andshit.
Yeah, that's all I see.
You just wanna see.
Yeah, you just wanna see whatyour people are doing.
You don't really care aboutdental implants and Yeah,
fucking here's TMU ads and all.
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And on.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Especially stories.
Those are nothing my adsanymore.
I'm like, where the fuck are myfriends with stories?
Speaker (36:20):
Because it was about,
if you think about back in the
day when you first got on there,there was no ads, right?
All you saw was the new feed thenewsfeed, right?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
And now there's
nothing but ads and Yeah.
Speaker (36:28):
So you're just like,
fuck man, you had an X to try to
get it to go away.
To show that it's not relevantand you want it to go away.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
They're just playing,
just pushing way too many ads
for sure.
Way too many ads.
Speaker (36:38):
If they're not, if
they're not playing the talking
taboo with Tara ads, there's nopoint in having it out there.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
You are the best.
Don't forget to follow me on allthe social media platforms.
It's unapologetic.
Miss j You can catch me on allthe social media platforms under
unapologetic, miss j TikTok,Instagram, Facebook, clipper
Threads,
Speaker 5 (36:59):
there you go.
Follow this chick.
She's the best.
What's my kink?
You know what I like what?
I don't know if it's a kink orwhat, but I like it when people
are massaging me and then itturns into sexual shit, Same
content man.
We need new content.
But no, when you're with yoursignificant other and they're
giving you a massage and thenthat turns into touching you,
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down below.
Yeah.
It's super
Speaker (37:21):
erotic to get massages.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
That's how I, when
I'm having sex, I'm more
spiritual than anything, I liketo feel it and touch it and
that, that's how I get arousedis I get
Speaker (37:32):
Absolutely.
I think the biggest turnoff to awoman is a guy who just wants to
get right to it.
I, there's no real fun in that.
That's just quickie style.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
No, that's about it.
If you're together in arelationship and like you're
wanting to do those publicthings out and stuff like that,
that is fun to do that kind ofstuff, you don't want that all
the time.
Yeah.
You wanna be taken care of too.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Okay.
I guess there is a differencebetween a kink and a fetish for
sure.
A kink is the broadest termmeaning of confrontational or
non-traditional sexual practice.
So basically it's just a broadterm is what it's saying.
It can be very broad ing.
BDSM is a type of kink that is,involves playing with power.
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And a fetish is a type of kinkwhere an object or objects
filled the body part, typicallywith sex.
Speaker (38:23):
Kind of the same thing,
right?
Like what's your fetus, what'syour kink?
Really, the answer's probablygonna be the same
Speaker 2 (38:29):
it's, it says about
privilege or kinks or the latest
kinks.
People fantasize about comingand then get some doctor,
according to his research, mostof the kinks in the US include
BDSM playing with body fluids.
So a kink is playing with bodyfluids and a fetish is not.
Speaker (38:50):
Okay.
Do
Speaker 2 (38:51):
you understand?
Speaker (38:52):
So body fluids, just
basic body fluids, like Yeah,
body
Speaker 2 (38:55):
fluids are being
involved when it's a kink and
when it's a fetish.
There like a foot fetish.
There's no body fluids ininvolved.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Okay, so let me read
this.
A cake, A kink refers to asexual interest or activity that
deviates from what is considerednormal or vanilla sex.
While a fetish is a specific,often intense, a obsessive
sexual attraction to aparticular object, body part or
activity.
Speaker (39:23):
Yeah.
So fetish sounds like it's moredescriptive and it's more hard,
more dead on.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
BDSM is a term that
gets confused with kink a lot.
BDSM is not a kink,
Speaker (39:33):
it's a fetish,
Speaker 2 (39:34):
correct it's a
catchall,
Speaker 5 (39:35):
right?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
It's a catchall all
in the word of kinks.
Gotcha.
All terms are similar, they alsohave different meanings.
Speaker (39:43):
Like when you like
whipped cream or chocolate syrup
off somebody, that's a kink.
That's not a fetish.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
A fetish is bodily
fluids involved
Speaker (39:49):
and I just, if you eat
ass, that's a fetish.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
That ain't a kink.
Correct.
So
Speaker 5 (39:51):
that's a fetish.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah.
And that is I, that is a fetishof my mouth.
Her
Speaker (39:55):
finger and ass would be
a kink.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
It's all body fluids.
My mouth, my tongue is bodyfluids going on.
Your asshole, which has bodyfluids coming out of, so
therefore it's body fluid onbody fluid.
That's a fucking kink.
Speaker (40:06):
I just don't know if I
can kiss a girl after that.
I wouldn't mind getting it, butoh my god.
I don't know.
Seriously.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
I feel you.
Whatever.
You both make me sick,
Speaker 2 (40:15):
just sitting here
thinking about that shit because
it's sex.
That's why.
Soap and water, that's myasshole.
Soap and water is invented towash and clean yourself.
The
Speaker (40:22):
only time I kiss a girl
is after giving me head.
I can do that, but I can't dothat.
The other one
Speaker 2 (40:26):
dominance is related
to BDSM.
Of course.
It's based on control, power.
Speaker (40:31):
And that would be a
photo.
Yeah.
Ooh,
Speaker 5 (40:32):
yeah.
Speaker (40:33):
Ooh.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
What is a top or a
bottom in BDSM?
Speaker (40:36):
The dominant and the
submissive,
Speaker 2 (40:38):
a top is a person who
is actually doing something on
another in BDSM.
Since, while tops are most oftendominant, this is not always the
case.
A bottom is a person whosometimes is being done to in a
BDS sense, while the bottoms aremost often submissive.
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But this is not always the
Speaker (41:02):
case.
This is where hand jobs andheads come in.
This is where we like to bedismissed cause we fuck a girl's
dominant when they're doingthat.
They're in control.
They got their dick and yourballs in their hand or wherever.
They got control of that shit.
I guess that's equivalent tobeing rude.
They
Speaker 5 (41:14):
being on top is what
I was thinking.
That's when I am in charge,yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay.
A switch is a person who likesto be dominant and submissive,
which I'm definitely a switch.
Cause I don't always like beingdominant'cause I'm dominant in
my everyday fucking life.
So it's nice to be submissivesometimes.
Ketchup, bondage,
Speaker (41:31):
What is that
Speaker 2 (41:32):
exactly?
Including rope bondages, ropehandcuffs, spacer bars
suspension.
Any other extreme type ofbondage?
Just using things.
Whips, plastic rope.
Plastic bags.
That's what it says.
Plastic bags that it says moresevere bondage is plastic bags.
That must be for the baby oil.
Speaker (41:52):
I don't know, but I'm
not into anything like that.
I'd lose my heart on, I'm like,why are we even doing anything
now?
Like a fucking X man or it'slike matrix of total recall
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Qua
Speaker (42:01):
Vander sex.
You know those people inAmsterdam?
They do shit like that wherethey wear a bunch of leather and
chains and silver spikes andshit, and a cyclops helmet.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
I don't mind getting
my ass smacked a little bit here
and there, but
Speaker (42:12):
I like my ass smacked
and played with and poked that
and rubbed and.
All good stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
A primal kink.
Do you have a primal kink?
Speaker 5 (42:19):
What's a primal kink?
Educate me.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Primal play is a kink
that involves getting touched
with basic animal nature.
And allowing yourself to explorewith your partner.
Speaker (42:31):
What's an animal like?
People who put gerbils up theirbutts?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
No.
And animal.
Like a cat, a dog, A raccoon, Afox.
Primal.
You're an animal.
A lion.
A tiger.
What
Speaker (42:44):
you feel like when
you're having sex.
If when, yes.
You're primal
Speaker 2 (42:47):
instinct, animal.
Speaker (42:48):
Oh I guess that'd
probably be a lion.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Wow.
It says
Speaker 5 (42:51):
I'm probably a
panther.
Speaker (42:52):
Yeah.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Breathe.
Play.
This is all in BDSM.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
I mean there's a lot
in BDSM.
That's like a whole another.
Breathe play is
Speaker 2 (42:58):
oxygen being choked.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
That is a whole
nother animal.
But I
Speaker 2 (43:02):
do like to be
Speaker 5 (43:02):
choked.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I do enjoy that.
Breathe.
Play is B-D-S-M-A sexual act ofrestriction.
One's oxygen too.
And erotic experience.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Don't do that
Speaker 2 (43:12):
to me.
Don't kill me.
But crazy.
They can be done alone.
Speaker (43:15):
Don't like to be
choked.
What's that?
What people like to be pissedon?
Golden showers.
It is another kink.
You ever peed on anybody?
Yeah, I've
Speaker 6 (43:22):
had me drink it.
I dated some crazy guys.
I'm not gonna lie.
Shit.
My friend pissed in some girl'smouth in the
Speaker (43:27):
shower.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah.
I'm not, I don't like it.
I'm not, I've been pissed on.
I don't like it.
It's not my cup of tea.
Speaker (43:32):
There is nothing sexual
about that.
No, it's humiliating.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I think
Speaker (43:36):
you're just taking a
piss and it's over.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
It's good thing I did
it in the shower.
It's not something I like thewarm piss being all over my
body.
Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker (43:45):
It's not sexual in any
way.
Any shape or form.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
No, neither is feces.
What's up with these bitches?
You ever watch
Speaker (43:50):
that un soft white
underbelly?
Gotta watch it, man.
They interview all kind ofdifferent people, like a lot of
people from Skid Row or theAppalachian Mountains.
They're just interesting people.
People that were prison guardspeople into sex changes, people
that's been on drugs.
It's just a wide range of stuff.
So they interview people likethat.
And there's one guy who likes toeat shit.
He has a girl that he pays toeat a certain way so that the
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feces will be a certain way soyou don't get sick
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I don't see how that
is because feces and adrenal
will make, if you eat it, itwill make you sick.
You can die from eating feces.
Speaker (44:23):
That's fucking crazy.
It's one thing to be shit on.
That's still gross.
Remember that one, that video,back in the day it was super
popular.
Three girls in a cup.
What?
Girl, where you been?
Type in three girls in a cup andwatch it.
They're all sucking off a turd.
Somebody shits in the cup andthere's three girls is making
out with a turd.
Ooh.
Sucking it off, stroking it, andplaying in it.
Oh my God.
It was very viral.
Very viral.
I've never seen neither one ofyou two heard of this.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
No, that's fucking
gross.
I'm good on the tur.
Type it in Google right now.
Speaker (44:50):
It You won't see the
video, obviously, but you're
gonna see something.
Maybe they'll blur it out orsomething.
But this thing was like afucking big deal 15 years ago.
I'm gonna have to guess.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
That's crazy.
I didn't see anything.
Speaker (45:02):
I saw it.
I was very grossed out by it.
This girl's ass was like afucking, the chocolate ice cream
that comes out the ice creammachine at McDonald's.
Like they pumped it into a hershe shit.
In a cup.
And they all just had fun withit.
I was like, oh my God.
No.
Are you seeing anything?
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Oh,
Speaker (45:17):
it was on rotten.com.
Anybody remember that?
Speaker 5 (45:19):
I do remember that
thing, but I don't remember
that.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Three girls in a cup.
I'm coming up with all thesebitches doing stack cups.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Yeah, it's
Speaker 2 (45:26):
not on here, babe.
I don't see it.
Okay.
Here.
Do you see it?
Speaker (45:29):
No.
I'm looking at PornHub right now'cause they said it was on here.
Oh really?
Speaker 5 (45:33):
You said I'm looking
at porn now?
Speaker (45:34):
No, not watching the
videos.
It just shows the videos.
I can Tap onto and watch it.
Danny, cut.
No, this thing is so explicit,guys that this fucking thing,
probably even on the internet nomore.
It's that fucked up.
It's like I'm on, I'm using myiOS instead of Google.
To see if I can get somebodyeven talking about it.
At least uncensored.
Two girls, one cup shock video.
Extremely shocking video.
(45:55):
Two girls doing somequestionable things with one
cup.
Here's somebody talking aboutit.
Ooh.
Is there pictures of this?
No, these are people doing,being wannabes right here.
Let's see if I can get anyimages outta that.
I remember seeing it and I waslike super grossed out.
They wouldn't even put that onhere, would they Day?
No, it's not there.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
It just makes me sick
thinking about it.
I wonder if it was just like abrownie
Speaker 2 (46:15):
shaped, like a turd.
It couldn't have been real.
Speaker (46:17):
All right, so I'll read
this one thing, two girls in one
cup.
It's by far the most well-knownshock site in the history of the
internet.
In the mid 2007.
It spread like a wildfire andhad everyone from all walks of
life talking about it andsharing it with the friends and
the years following, it has beendiscussed by many celebrity
interviews featured in movies,family guy episodes, and much
more.
they've made fun of it and stufflike that So while the original
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Site Two Girls and one cup.com,that's what it was called, was
sold many years ago and hassince been taken down.
We have added it into our shocksite archive, so that it may
live on forever.
Is it on here?
Oh shit.
I don't want to see this man.
One guy in a jar, Mr.
Hands.
Two guys, one swing, one guy.
Two slugs, two guys, two girls,one toothbrush.
(47:02):
Come on.
What's up with this shit?
People tried to make somethingelse extreme and be the next
thing, probably.
Oh my motherfucking God.
Did he find it?
Did you find it?
Oh, my motherfucking no.
I'm gonna be scarred for lifeagain.
You've already seen it.
I don't know if I don't think Igot through the whole thing, but
I got the video right here.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I gotta see if
Speaker (47:17):
it's real.
This might be the, no, this
Speaker 2 (47:19):
is it.
It's got, I gotta see if it'sreal.
I don't know if it's real turd.
It could be made up like abrownie.
Looking like a tur.
All you gotta do is hit play Idon't prepare to be, you're not
kinky like this.
Okay.
No, I don't eat shit.
I don't think shit is sexual.
I think it's disgusting.
Just watch it.
Speaker (47:34):
That came out of her
ass.
Nope.
Keep watching.
No, I'm good.
All it gets better.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh no.
Speaker (47:38):
All it gets better.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
They're literally
licking it and eating it out of
a cup.
I saw her shit it out of herass.
I'm beginning to wonder if thatthey just shot stuff up in her
ass and made her poop it out.
That's a damn good theorybecause there's no way you could
eat feces like that.
It's impossible.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
That's just gross.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
This is, and it was
like
Speaker (47:55):
smooth ice cream
McDonald's shed, yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
This is my theory.
It's not real.
'cause there's no way they'relicking it, eating it.
They're eating.
Literally eating it.
Okay.
So if you do a good cleansingdown there and you clean and
clean, I know exactly what theydid.
I know exactly.
You know that chocolate mousse?
That's exactly what it lookedlike.
Chocolate.
I do because it was brown.
It wasn't
Speaker (48:14):
the off cut.
If you watch more of the video,
Speaker 2 (48:16):
If you make chocolate
icing, if you make real
chocolate icing at home, it'sbrown.
It is not black.
Speaker (48:21):
It's in that girl's
mouth and it looks like a
yellowish brown.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
It's not real.
There's no way, the way they'reeating it, there is no way.
They did pump it up in her assthough, and she did shit it out
into a cup.
They did a lot of editing tothis shit.
Speaker (48:35):
Really hope so.
Yeah, they did.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
They,
Speaker (48:38):
but what about the guy
in soft white underbelly?
He admits that he eats shit.
That's not a secret.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
That's a different
guy.
But they made millions on thatone video because of that.
And it's fake.
There's no way.
That's real feces.
They would die.
I don't know how dudes eatingshit and not dying.
Speaker (48:53):
I don't know what
possess people to even wanna do
something like that.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
That's like people
eating the foam and the cushion
and shit.
What are you doing to your body?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Do you know how these
women, I think it's called
flacking, where the inside oftheir ass comes out and it comes
all red and shit.
I've, I know you've seen it onPornos, right?
Speaker (49:08):
No.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
No.
Speaker (49:09):
How was that?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
It's called Flacking
or something where the inside of
their ass comes out and it's allred and shit.
That there, that was not real.
There's no way that was real.
They made it look real, that'sfor sure.
And this is really before.
Speaker (49:22):
And why is it off the
internet?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Because Made, why did
they ban?
It made they ma it made it butit's not because
Speaker (49:27):
there's nothing illegal
about eating chocolate ice cream
out of a cup.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
But they're making
it, everybody believe it.
Shit.
They never, that
Speaker (49:33):
you, there's no law
against making people believe
something.
Look what Eminem did on records.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
But that's what I'm
saying.
I don't believe it's real.
No one can shit on command.
Can you shit on command?
Speaker (49:42):
No.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Okay.
It's not real.
Speaker (49:44):
No.
Okay.
Huh?
Maybe it ain't.
We'll just say it ain't real.
So we'll feel better.
This is crazy.
There's no
Speaker 2 (49:48):
way they made
millions off that motherfucking
video.
Yeah, they did.
And it looks like chocolatemousse to me.
It does not look like real shit.
And it was way too soft to bereal.
Shit.
Like a real turd.
It wasn't a turd, it was softmousse chocolate mousse.
It really was.
It looked like chocolate MOUs.
And chocolate mousse is brown.
It's not black.
It's like a light brown.
Even when I make homemadechocolate icing at home, it's a
(50:11):
brown.
It is not dark black orchocolate is a brown.
And that's exactly what itlooked like to me.
Icing chocolate icing.
Speaker (50:19):
Oh.
Then here you can watch it.
I'll finish watching it.
That's all it is just chocolateice cream.
That's what it looks like.
There you go.
Watch that chocolate ice cream.
Them two girls that were goingto town, it's got chocolate.
You can hear the music in thefucking headset.
That's funny.
It is just ice cream.
There's a couple pieces of cornin there too.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Oh, and she puked on
it and puked it up, and now
they're puking each other'smouths.
Wait a minute, it's just icecream.
Why are you grossed out?
Because they're actually pukingin each other's mouths.
Ooh, it's a different when it'sfake shit.
Ugh.
You're gonna make me puke.
You're gonna make me
Speaker (50:47):
fucking puke.
We're over here talking aboutshit.
That is the rast porn inhistory.
Oh my God.
You want what?
You don't get any more wild thanthat.
What else could you do?
There's nothing else you coulddo that's not extreme.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
And they're putting
their fingers down each other's
throats and puking in eachother's mouths.
Speaker (51:02):
I forgot that was added
in there.
Nobody's
Speaker 2 (51:04):
gonna wanna listen to
my fucking podcast
Speaker (51:06):
ever again.
Ever again.
We're just too fucking rated.
NC 17, you remember that?
Like back in the day?
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Oh no, it's my
podcast is rated triple X rated
R.
Speaker (51:17):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I did that a long
time ago.
Speaker (51:19):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
We over here talking
about puking in people's mouths
and shit,
Speaker (51:22):
bro.
It gets wild, man.
It just gets wild that I just
Speaker 2 (51:25):
turned my stomach.
We are some
Speaker (51:26):
basic freaks compared
Speaker 2 (51:27):
to what's out there.
I am not vanilla, but I will noteat.
No one's feces.
We gotta cut this shit out.
Find something else to talkabout.
The fuck.
Oh my God, that video wasdisturbing.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
I'm glad I didn't see
it.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Very disturbing.
Okay.
It looked like these bitches wasenjoying it.
Speaker (51:42):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
I don't know what the
fuck they was thinking.
Speaker (51:46):
It was like in the
beginning, old girl was sitting
on a wooden chair and then someother chick come walking up
looking like the substituteteacher and she starts sucking
on her boobies and next thingyou know, it's eating shit and
fucking puking at each other.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Oh yeah,
Speaker (51:58):
it rolled right into
it.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
That was pretty
fucking gross.
Speaker (52:01):
Now you've seen it all.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
All right.
I'm down.
Speaker (52:04):
I thought I was weird.
Flicking my asshole.
Massage.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
No.
That's actually a kind of fusfucking turn onto me.
Speaker (52:09):
It's
Speaker 2 (52:09):
cool.
But it rules man.
It fucking rules.
It's just, and then unexploredarea that men usually don't like
to be explored.
Speaker (52:17):
It's not something I
want every time.
It's not I every time.
No, it's not something you doevery time.
It's just wants a blue moon.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah.
It's not something you do allthe time.
Speaker (52:25):
Who likes lazy fucks?
Not me.
A guy fucking, when you're halfasleep in the middle of the
night and you're spooning andshit, just spooning.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Let'em just pop one
in.
Oh, that's laying on your sideand having side sex.
Side sex.
That's not lazy sex.
Lazy sex is one of the fuckingdude's twice your size, laying
on top of you and actually justmoving his torso.
Oh my God.
And his whole body weight's onyou.
That's.
Not fun.
Not fun, huh?
No.
Get up on your knees.
Get the fuck off me.
Speaker (52:48):
That is wild.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
All right.
I've been to several countrycowgirl, cowboy western bars and
they have the mechanical bulls,right?
There's this guy that runs itand you could tell when a girl
could fuck when she couldn't.
cause the way she would get upthere and ride that bull.
Either you get into it and youget in the motions of riding the
bull or you just get thrown off'cause you can't fuck.
Speaker (53:09):
Damn.
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
You can actually.
Tell when a girl ride a bull,whether she can fuck or not.
Speaker (53:14):
I think that's been
observed that I've been in a
couple places.
I had'em too.
I forget what was that one up inplayers.
It didn't last very long.
Yeah,
Speaker 2 (53:21):
There's that one.
And then also like I go to theZucchini Festival and there's a
guy out there with mechanicalbull too as well.
Speaker (53:27):
I like Zucchini
Festival.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
That's my favorite.
I go every year.
Oh yeah.
And anyways, I took my kids andthey were at the concert and I
went out to get some food andthey were these girls that got
up on this mechanical bull.
They were friends.
So the brunette gets up on thebull, tall, skinny, cute little
thing.
She hops up there and she'sstiff as a board and stiff.
She couldn't write a cock if yougave it to her and told her what
(53:49):
to do, she still couldn't do it.
Now you throw this little blondeup there and she's half the size
and she's cute and tiny andpetite and she gets into it.
You can tell this bitch knowshow to fuck, like you could see
her body and her motions and hewas doing it fast.
He was doing it slow and shekept up with the beat.
So you got your stiff stickgirls that don't know how to
(54:09):
fuck, or you got the ones thatmoved to the motion of the beat.
Speaker (54:12):
I've tried mechanical
bull a couple times.
I do okay for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Those are what you
call dead fucks.
Speaker (54:18):
Dead fucks.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
The girl just lays
there.
I hate
Speaker (54:19):
a dead.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
That's what I'm
talking about.
A stick that just lays there.
That's why you can tell withsome girls if they can have sex
or if they can't, especially theway they dance too.
Speaker 6 (54:27):
Do you ever think
about that?
Speaker (54:28):
Yeah, but I've seen
girls that can dance fucking and
ain't shit in bed
Speaker 2 (54:31):
for real.
How is that?
How can you have rhythm on thefloor and not rhythm in the bed?
I
Speaker (54:35):
What's happened?
How about some other wildplaces?
You guys were talking about theone at Parks, wherever.
Name another place that's just,
Speaker 2 (54:42):
I've told this story
so many times.
I had sex in a pre-op operatingroom.
Speaker (54:46):
Really?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah.
Before surgery.
Before I had to have myhysterectomy.
I had sex and they knew we werehaving sex and they waited until
we were done.
Speaker (54:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Yeah.
Speaker (54:56):
How?
Speaker 2 (54:57):
I don't, maybe it was
just in my head, but I think
they knew.
I think a lot of couples havesex right before the woman's
about to have a hysterectomy.
Why?
I think why?
Because you can't have sex foreight weeks after.
Speaker (55:07):
Oh, that makes sense.
But not right there on theoperating table.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
It was the pre-op
berating room where you go in to
get your clothes undone and youwipe down and you get on the
gurney to go back to theoperating room.
Speaker (55:19):
So they gotta remove
this inside and there's a bunch
of nut in there.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
We used tissues.
Speaker (55:23):
Tissues.
I
Speaker 2 (55:24):
gotta catch it on
something.
I wasn't going about to let himinside me out.
Okay, so he pulled
Speaker (55:28):
out then?
Speaker 2 (55:29):
I've done it at Cedar
Point, Kings Island.
So no more babies for you?
Oh no.
I had cancer.
I had to get it taken out.
So no, no babies for me.
Speaker (55:37):
Good though.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
No, I'm not.
Thank goodness.
Speaker (55:39):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yes.
Speaker (55:41):
That is pretty wild
that you did it there.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yeah, and I've done
it.
Many parks many parks, amusementparks.
Speaker (55:47):
One of my favorite
spots on Riverside Drive in
Dublin.
I've used that spot a coupletimes.
There's like a like a gazebo.
And the the support poles for itare like made of stones.
And there's like a big bond,like a fireplace that's in
there.
Like it's open to the public.
Anybody can use it.
But for some odd reason, theyleave that place open until 11
o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
I thought all parks
closed at dusk.
Speaker (56:05):
Not this one.
Signs even say, so I had copscome and talk to me and leave
not in the middle doing shitlike that.
Oh, okay.
But I had a fishing license, soI would actually fish at night
too.
Oh, okay.
That's probably why.
So then I, I do that then forI'm trying to remember who I
took there by my ex.
There's like this rock gazebohouse that's open to the public
and it's open until fucking11th.
You could fuck off in there andnobody'd know it.
(56:26):
Mine's just the ass play.
I'm not like, I guess you couldsay I'm a freak.
I'm down to do threesomes and doshit like that.
But I always get a rush fromthat kind of stuff too.
But I've only had so many ofthose in my life.
Maybe five incidents in lifethat I had threesome Unless I'm
forgetting a couple in my headsomewhere.
But yeah, it's not my cup oftea.
I've had too
Speaker 2 (56:42):
many of'em, yeah.
Yeah.
And it's mainly been girls.
Speaker (56:45):
Like three girls like
you and two other girls.
I've
Speaker 6 (56:47):
had that too.
Yeah.
How's that?
It was fun.
Just a bunch of girls having anorgy.
Speaker (56:52):
I remember one time in
San Diego, I was like 22.
I was cool friends with thisblack chick and she was a
lesbian.
She didn't like, she barelyliked dudes.
She barely, she always flirtedwith me, but she always reminded
me like I like chicks and stufflike that.
And, but I really liked her.
I thought she was super cool.
And one time she actually kissedme one night, which I thought
was crazy.
(57:12):
So I thought it was a joke orsomething.
But no, she made out with me fortwo minutes and then
Speaker 2 (57:15):
I have to say, you
are a good kisser.
Speaker (57:17):
I am a good kisser.
But she had her girl that, thatshe hooks up with come over and
stay the night and she said youcan sleep on the couch or
whatever.
We're gonna be fucking off backthere, so hopefully you don't
feel bad, oh yeah.
Whatever.
And I was like, hoping theywould call me back there to at
least watch.
That's all I wanted to do iswatch.
'cause I didn't really think herfriend was all that or anything.
And she's about a six or sevengive or take, but she, her
(57:37):
attitude mix up for who she is,she's from New Orleans, she's
from the south, so she talkslike that and was living in San
Diego.
She always had people overdrink, no drama, come kick it,
we'll turn some tunes on, chillout.
When that was still cool, andone time they were eating,
eating each other out.
They were fucking doing theirthing.
And I'm like, can I least thisgo back there?
And fucking jerk off I wasdrunk.
So I was brave.
I didn't give a fuck.
(57:58):
Liquid curd out.
I came out, yeah.
I came out the bathroom, took apiss and stuff.
I could hear them moaning andstuff, and I'm like, oh, I hate
you guys.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Did you get to see
anything?
Speaker (58:06):
Yeah, I watched.
They let me come and watch.
I just couldn't join.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Oh, so you got to
watch.
Yeah.
How was it?
Speaker (58:11):
I did myself too.
He's I asked if that's cool.
I'm like, this really is turnedme on.
I could just actually do myselfright here and do your thing.
And I was like, that was cool.
Speaker 4 (58:19):
That's nice ol
Speaker (58:20):
girl.
Let me bust on her ass.
That's what I got.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
Oh, how At least it
wasn't on the floor.
Speaker (58:24):
It was just kinky.
That's a kink, right?
I didn't get no getting laid.
I didn't get head, I didn't getnothing like that.
It's just the fact that they'reprimarily just strictly fussy,
but my young 20 something looksat the time allowed me to at
least get flirted with mylesbians.
Speaker 4 (58:39):
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker (58:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (58:41):
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Speaker (58:42):
Now that's a high,
yeah, that's what I call a high.
Okay.
Getting jerked off in Tijuana,Mexico at a club randomly.
Come on puppy.
That, that was a fucking turnon.
So a lot of times when Imasturbate, I'll think about
incidents and stuff that I gotto do in the past.
Ooh, wild shit.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
So you think about
your past experiences when you
masturbate.
Speaker (58:59):
Yeah, I like it o over
porn, I still watch porn
sometimes, right?
You get where I wanna get andhurry up and get it over with.
But if I don't have that, Iguess I, I'll start thinking
about stuff like that.
Yeah, I remember that time, man,that made me fucking like this
one chick.
I was like 16.
This girl will probably be inprison right now, was the case.
She, I, she lied.
She said she was 25.
Jesus.
But I think she was 30.
(59:19):
She had beginning crow's feetstarting right here too.
And I'm thinking, yeah, 20something.
I don't think so.
Anyway, I was like 15 and 16 andthis girl fucking jerked me off
all the time.
That's what got turned onto it.
It was her.
These days she'd be in prison.
I'm a minor, right?
But I think I probably lookolder from age, I was always
tall and, stuff like that.
And.
I don't remember for the life ofme where this all started.
(59:40):
I know she used to sit on my lapall the time.
And this girl, Nikki, used tolike me down the block, would
always talk shit like, oh, youover at Carla's fucking having
sex with her?
And so I'm like, no, I'm not.
And I actually wasn't at thetime, so I just, I got
manipulated by her.
I guess she just wanted a youngboy toy, somebody young.
And I probably fun set her lineof shit like, I'm brave, and I
really wasn't.
I was barely not a virgin.
I've only had one girl beforethat, I fucking busted early
(01:00:02):
with this girl every time.
'cause I didn't know how tocontrol it in the beginning.
It's like that for men.
Yeah.
We come quick.
It's just, it's foreign, if youjust feel that warm sensation,
you just get off.
So I don't have any control withthat yet.
And then that's when she'd haveme come over all the time.
She wouldn't fuck me.
I think she'd knows.
She'd get in trouble.
I don't know if that was herscheme or whatnot, but she just
busted out baby oil and I'd comeover, hang out and drink these
(01:00:23):
like Jack Daniel's down HomePunch when they came out.
She had four packs of thatlaying around and then like
she'd let me drink some.
That was cool.
Alone.
I was drinking underage smokingcigarettes underage.
Love it.
Here I'm getting jerked off by agrown woman.
This is fucking cool.
Yeah.
I loved it.
Like I said, if it was backwardsand it was a girl with an older
dude, that guy would probably,can't do that now, but I don't
regret, I just love theexperience I got from it.
(01:00:44):
Truly.
She did the whole thing.
She taught me something.
She had a cough drop and wasgiving me head.
She didn't gimme head veryoften.
It was mainly just jerking meoff.
I don't know why.
Maybe that was her kink, couldhave been.
It could have been.
Yeah.
Is that something more prevalentwhen you're young?
Like foreplay was more strong.
It was the halfway point betweennot having sex but still having
some fun.
Think back to when you'reyounger.
I dunno if you ever fooledaround or what you did when he
(01:01:04):
was younger, but I, so do I.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
So I've always
Speaker (01:01:07):
probably like it as
much.
Yeah.
Sex is great, but don't get mewrong, it's great, but,
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
but if it don't have
the floor play, it's not worth
it to me.
Like I need to be able to, Iguess you could say brought up
like build up to, to get towhere I need to be, to
Speaker (01:01:22):
sometimes I like to
have an orgasm in foreplay and
then have sex afterwards.
I, you know what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
Because I feel like once he hadthat second round.
You start foreplay again, andthen the second time it results
into actual sex.
Sometimes the sensitivitychange.
That's why I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Why do you want your
cigarette to taste like a
fucking candy bar?
Speaker (01:01:40):
I don't know.
I like cigarettes when I'mdrinking though.
Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I'll go.
I like the smell of'em.
Like I'll go to, to taste it,hit it and no.
Ugh.
The taste of my mouth is gross.
How long have you quit smoking?
Speaker (01:01:50):
Five years, probably
now
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
13 for me.
Speaker (01:01:52):
I don't think I'd ever
be a full-time smoker ever
again.
I'll dip and dab.
I still will, but.
I'll have to bum from somebodyor something, but I won't go out
and bypass a pack or nothing.
it just takes energy away fromme.
I don't feel so good when Ismoke.
I feel like shit for a good fiveminutes afterwards, get like a,
like a false tiredness, and thenI'll come back when you need
another one.
It's like your body asking forit again and again.
(01:02:13):
It's like
Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
addiction.
Speaker (01:02:14):
My lungs feel better
even with this.
It may have some carcinogens orwhatever, but for the most part
it's if I don't do this, then Imight have a hard time not
smoking.
I, this is more popular thancigarettes now, so that ain't
gonna happen.
It's cheaper, it lasts longer.
I spend 20 bucks and I likereally cost me 50 cents a day to
smoke.
Now I'm still getting thenicotine from it.
At first, I really couldn't getinto it, but then I broke in and
(01:02:35):
it worked.
You smoke a vape?
What kind is it menthol?
Just menthol and tobacco?
What was that one?
I liked a lot.
It was like a fake marble oldjuice that you filled up with
your thing.
You cannot remember for thelife.
This vape pen is superexpensive.
It's got the magnetic carts, thecarts that you can split up and
refill.
They're good for about five, sixtimes.
Mine was smaller than that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Mine is refillable
for life until it, the battery.
I've had a couple batteriesbreak on me or quit working, but
Speaker (01:03:00):
you can usually hit us
for quite a while.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
I just fill it up
once a day.
So what made you hit me up aftera year and a half?
Speaker (01:03:05):
I don't know.
See how you doing?
It's not like we had any badblood or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
No, I was just
wondering.
I'm glad you're dead.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Another reason why I
don't like sucking dick is'cause
I got a small mouse.
Speaker (01:03:12):
Yeah.
I think for girls that don'twant to do it a long time, just
don't you like, I know it'sbeing explicit, but you stroke
it.
In between.
Yeah.
That should save your mouth fromputting all so much work into
it.
Make it mainly a head hand job,tell you, cheat you way around
it.
Some girls like to choke on it.
I don't require a girl to dothat, but they can.
One girl fucking just gave me ahead and just kept choking over
(01:03:33):
and over and over.
It didn't stop till I was done.
I said, oh my God.
How was that for her though?
I'm wandering.
Oh my God.
Like I got off.
It worked, but I couldn'tswallow all that.
She had spit some of it out inthe sink wow.
Her mouth got full.
I just never seen a girl dothat.
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Really?
Yeah.
Speaker (01:03:45):
Her lips is down by the
nuts, so I can stay there and
I'm not doing that.
She's doing that.
I'm like, you don't have to dothat whatever.
A gag reflex bitch.
Yeah.
She was come hungry.
I guess
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I knew a girl that
would never ever let her guy
come.
Like she swallowed every fuckingdrop of it.
Every fucking time.
That's a fetish,
Speaker (01:04:02):
swallowing come.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yeah.
Speaker (01:04:03):
Most girls do swallow.
But I've had Do they mostly do?
I don't require it either.
They can spit it out if theywant or they can let it fly out
and watch it, that's fine too.
I get into it all, my utmostexperiences, girls just swallow
it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
You
Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
better.
Lot of motherfucking pineapple.
For me to be swallowing thatshit tastes like salt.
You ever tasted it your own?
Come before?
No.
No, I don't.
No.
Okay.
I was just asking.
Some guys have.
Some guys haven't.
That's not a thing.
It's salty.
Speaker (01:04:25):
That's what girls say.
I hate salty.
So you just tell'em, Hey, tellme before you go.
You just stand back.
Usually.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I could tell
Speaker (01:04:31):
Yeah.
If my legs start jerking.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yeah.
Usually there's a tell.
Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
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