April 30, 2025 • 37 mins
In this episode of 'The Talking Taboo with Tara' podcast, Tara and her guest engage in a candid discussion about various sexual positions, sharing personal preferences and anecdotes. They also touch upon the nuances and challenges of dating as a single parent, offering insights from both perspectives—those who have children and those who don't. The conversation covers topics such as the difficulty of finding a compatible partner, the importance of being straightforward about one's desires, and the dynamics of meshing with a partner's children. The episode wraps up with lighthearted exchanges about relationships, intimacy, and personal sexual experiences.
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Speaker (00:02):
Welcome to The Talking Taboo with Tara podcast, where
Tara presents the unfiltered=interviews with guests about
today's taboo topics.
And now here's your host, Ms.
Tara.
Tara (00:17):
Sex positions.
How many sex positions does anaverage person actually do?
I'm gonna say five or six.
kelly (00:31):
An average.
Tara (00:32):
Yeah,
saun (00:35):
that's about right.
That'd be my wild guess.
What does basic fuckers do?
They got two of them.
That's a pretty basic one.
You get on top, I get on top.
Doggy style.
Fucking cowgirl.
Cowgirl, cowgirl don't play outthat often.
Okay.
Tara (00:51):
Sideways, laying in bed.
Yeah, I like that.
Standing up.
I love that too.
Standing up.
But it's also still doggy, but Istill like it.
saun (01:02):
Yeah, I guess it's, that's about how many you guys in your
hand right now?
Tara (01:06):
I don't.
saun (01:06):
How many cocks would you count?
Tara (01:08):
All right, let's see.
Missionary, doggy style on topfor women, and then sideways.
Oh, one leg up in the air.
But that's still missionary.
saun (01:21):
That's just a different form.
Missionary, yeah, there's quitea bit.
I was never really into doingany acrobatic shit,
Tara (01:28):
that's still riding
saun (01:28):
though,
Tara (01:29):
guys wearing shirts with all the sex positions on them.
You've seen those?
saun (01:35):
I have seen those.
Those are pretty fucking cool.
I like those shirts.
Yeah.
It looks like a bathroom sign.
Like kind.
Tara (01:39):
Yeah, I've seen different ones,
saun (01:41):
like multiple.
My brother had this shirt with afucking wiener dog playing the
drums and says, my wiener likesto bang.
I thought, oh shit was sweet.
kelly (01:50):
Christian friendly sex positions.
300 positions.
I just don't,
Tara (02:00):
how in the fuck is there 300 sex positions?
That makes no fucking sense.
kelly (02:06):
Karma Sutra for beginners it's two plus.
So they're saying 200 for two.
Soldier,
Tara (02:17):
Missionary.
Which doggy style.
kelly (02:22):
Alright, they're staining
Tara (02:23):
up or on your knees?
There's laying in bed on yourside.
What fucking else is there?
I'm looking at him talking tohim.
saun (02:31):
Every little extra sex.
Move is gonna relate to thebasic six that we're mentioning
at five, right?
Tara (02:36):
With one leg up in the air, one leg down, both legs up
in the air.
saun (02:42):
You can, yeah, the guy can hold the girl by the ankles, but
it's still another form ofmissionary,
Tara (02:46):
right?
saun (02:46):
As long as he's on top.
On top, you.
She's on top.
I like the scissor kind of deal,like where a girl puts her knee
up and she's laying on her side,but the guy's still on top.
Like he's about to do missionaryuhhuh, so it's a halfway between
missionary and doggy style.
Okay.
I don't know what you call that.
I don't know either, but you cangive some awesome angles with
that one.
kelly (03:05):
This one.
Okay.
There's a helicopter one.
Tara (03:10):
I've heard of that.
That's
saun (03:12):
why they bounce and keep turning.
That's, I wouldn't wanna dosomething dumb like that.
I, that doesn't
Tara (03:17):
even seem like it would be
saun (03:18):
Bam.
Just keep spitting them and asshe bounces,
Tara (03:20):
yeah.
I'd just be like, I guessanother position is when they're
so fucking tiny, you can pick'emup and bounce'em up and down on
your cuff.
Yeah.
saun (03:26):
Little people's sex, like putting some up against the wall
and fucking'em like that.
Yeah,
Tara (03:30):
I've done that.
I don't, I never found it.
No.
'cause eventually you're gonna,the guys legs are gonna get
saun (03:36):
jello leg and Right.
Tara (03:38):
And then I'm trying to keep myself up at the same time
and trying to bounce.
That's a young people,
saun (03:42):
fuck.
I did that in my twenties
Tara (03:44):
when bounce and fuck at the same time
kelly (03:46):
when people are in swings too, you can do all kinds of
different things that way.
saun (03:52):
I like a bed when it's just high enough below the waist
where someone can be on theirback and I could stand straight
up.
There's so much fucking controlthere listen up to that.
You, if you can get a girl tothe edge of the bed, stand up.
There's so much leverage,there's so much speed and slow
downs you can pull on.
It's great.
kelly (04:09):
Sideways.
69.
Tara (04:12):
Yeah, that's what I said.
Sideways.
That's just a 69.
But
saun (04:15):
that's the original 69.
I
Tara (04:16):
like the girl on top 69.
I mean it just same.
The
saun (04:22):
same.
I feel like both parties getbetter angle.
Tara (04:26):
Yeah.
'cause when you're sideways,when you're laying on your side
and you're trying to fucking,it's like I can't get one arm I
gotta use both arms.
saun (04:34):
But the girl's too short.
Then it's harder for the guy toget up.
Tara (04:36):
Oh yeah.
I didn't think about that.
'cause I'm a tall bitch.
saun (04:40):
So it's easier if somebody's taller.
Tara (04:43):
Okay.
So I guess I never thought aboutthat.
Yeah.
saun (04:46):
So just picture yourself on me.
They got to where, they're out.
They're at my spot.
I've gotta get like this
Tara (04:52):
cause they're so short,
saun (04:53):
Yeah.
kelly (04:54):
Oh.
I found a position that I usedto like that.
I never knew the name of it.
Okay.
It's called the Lotus.
This one requires someflexibility, but it's worth it.
You have your partner sit withtheir legs crossed, then lower
yourself onto their lap.
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As you wrap both legs and armsaround their body, roll back and
forth together and prepare fortotal bliss.
Tara (05:22):
Now that sounds entertaining.
saun (05:24):
That's pretty much the sit upright You both are sitting
upright.
So if you look at the legsflared out both ways.
It looks like a lotus.
You're like the pedals in thecenter, and then you have the
open pedals in the legs.
That's smart.
I like that.
I've done that.
kelly (05:36):
I like that too.
It is.
saun (05:37):
It's better when you're really into somebody for that
move.
Move, I think.
kelly (05:41):
Sure.
saun (05:41):
Facing each other and you're eating each other's face,
that's a romantic move.
kelly (05:47):
The love seat.
Have your lovers sit at the edgeof the bed or couch, run a
chair, then sit on their lapfacing away, clear your feet on
the ground and lower yourselfinto your partner's penis or
strap on now bounce up and downand grind side to side and
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around it.
Like a lap dance.
I've
Tara (06:10):
done that one many times.
That's a cowgirl
saun (06:11):
on the couch.
All it is.
Yeah.
Tara (06:12):
That's just the sitting position of cowgirl.
Done that.
That is one of my faves.
When I was younger, when I hadgood knees,
saun (06:19):
I'm such a whore.
Tara (06:21):
Now my knees are fucked up, so not so much.
But yeah, I used to love thatposition.
saun (06:27):
Yes.
Older folks are just doggystyle.
You on top or I'm I on top
Tara (06:31):
or missionary,
saun (06:33):
yeah, we're standing up that,
Tara (06:34):
That's when you guess that's all
saun (06:35):
you really fucking need.
If you can't, if you can't havebundling, just that anyway.
Tara (06:40):
I do like lazy sex.
I do call it lazy sex where youlay in bed on both, on your
sides and Yeah, that's what I'm,he's from behind.
I'm fucking tired,
saun (06:46):
but I really wanna get off really bad.
And instead of you
Tara (06:48):
that's lazy sex, but it's, I love
saun (06:50):
That's,
kelly (06:52):
you just find that little,
saun (06:53):
it's unexpected kind of.
kelly (06:55):
Here's one.
It's called the Butterfly, whichit's not, very complicated, but
I never knew it was called thebutterfly.
But it's great for deeppenetration.
You lie back your hips at theedge of the bed, while you're
significant other stance infront of you, as your partner
enters you, you're free to layback, relax, enjoy, or join in
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the action for even morestimulation.
Rest your ankles on theirshoulders, lift your hips a few
inches off the bed.
That gives you a totally newangle and create even more
stimulation.
saun (07:33):
Okay,
Tara (07:34):
now see, I think some of these positions actually might
be able to find a woman's Gspot.
Like it's hard.
They say it's right up and, butall dicks go straight in.
Not up.
No.
saun (07:49):
When we get hard, it's not going straight out.
It's going inverted vertically.
Tara (07:54):
You think?
saun (07:55):
I know
kelly (07:56):
it is
saun (07:57):
a dick.
Don't go straight out if it'sfully erect.
Okay, let's say full on morning.
Hard on, it's rising up likethis 90 degree.
No.
When a penis is fully erect,it's not straight out.
It's vertically upright.
kelly (08:15):
I knew that.
saun (08:16):
So in essence, when you go in, you should be naturally
going that direction.
kelly (08:21):
That's why I like being on top.
Tara (08:23):
Then why does it feel like it's just going straight in and
out on me then?
saun (08:27):
Are you, when you ride, do you hop up and down?
Are you riding, shifting left?
I just, I
Tara (08:35):
like my feet to be under his ass when I'm riding him.
saun (08:39):
That could be a problem.
Tara (08:40):
No, I, that's, it's what I like because when my feet, when
I'm up on my knees or up on myfeet,'cause I like that one too.
Yeah.
And I grab the back of theheadboard and bounce up and down
like froggy.
Oh, that's
saun (08:55):
nice.
There you go.
Tara (08:55):
Yeah, I like that.
But again, my knees can onlytake so much.
I can only do it for so long.
I, but what was I saying
saun (09:04):
like you put your feet under his ass and all that shit.
Tara (09:07):
I feel like some of these positions actually hit the spot.
Where I actually can't get offby having sex.
That's what I was trying to say.
saun (09:20):
Does the guy need to be deep inside you to get you off?
No.
Or does it, can he just halfdick it a little bit and tease
you?
Tara (09:27):
I don't know.
It's it's like I likemissionary, but I don't want any
laying on me, but I want him tocome over and hit my clit when
he is fucking me.
Which is hard.
saun (09:39):
What do you mean?
Hit your clit while he isfucking you?
Tara (09:41):
Yeah.
With his dick.
saun (09:43):
That can be done.
Tara (09:44):
Yeah, I know.
It can
saun (09:45):
got picture it like this,
Tara (09:49):
right?
saun (09:49):
Instead of
Tara (09:50):
Yeah.
Easier said than done.
Okay.
saun (09:53):
No it's simple.
That's gonna be a missionarywhere your legs are back for
pretty far.
To a la a laxing point.
You don't have to be a pretzel,but I'm just saying the further,
'cause I gonna say that shithurts that just a long too go.
You should be able to lower thatspot so he can trigger it just
saying that's a matter ofplaying around with your partner
and figuring out where that's atand how he can get to it and
(10:14):
then he needs to memorize that.
Tara (10:17):
Interesting.
saun (10:17):
Yeah, you did.
kelly (10:19):
I was absorbing it.
Do you
saun (10:20):
have a guy that you wanna do the Lotus too?
No.
Tara (10:24):
What's your favorite sex positions?
Yeah.
What kind of positions do youlike?
You said you Lotus Okay.
You like the Lotus.
kelly (10:33):
I like all sex positions, honestly.
But she just likes sex.
I do.
Tara (10:38):
Mine's doggy because I gotta fucking play with my clit
so I can get off
saun (10:44):
there you have it.
She just answered her ownquestion.
kelly (10:47):
You can't get off being on top of somebody.
Tara (10:49):
No, it is so she gets so hard for me to have orgasm.
saun (10:54):
She gets off at the clitoris
Tara (10:55):
but I have gotten off having sex one time.
saun (10:59):
That guy needs to eat you out or rub you out, get you off
before he gets in there.
So whether he nuts early or not,it's still a win-win baby.
Better.
Better scoop up that happy meal.
Yeah, because
Tara (11:11):
mine's slimy.
Mine.
saun (11:13):
What's slimy?
Tara (11:14):
My cu Like when I have an orgasm, like white lotion,
sometimes it can be because
saun (11:21):
I've had some girls do that, but sometimes I don't see
it from starting girls
Tara (11:23):
sometimes.
But mine's more like snot, likeit's stretchy and stringy and
saun (11:29):
oh my god, sticky.
Just keep some tissues by thebed.
Do a little swipe and keepgoing.
Tara (11:36):
My shit is as fuck.
It's stringy and if I stood up,it would, you could see it drip
down.
Like it
saun (11:42):
Sappy?
Yeah.
Sappy.
Oh yeah.
Tara (11:44):
That's more like it.
Sappy.
saun (11:47):
Sappy.
Nice.
And
Tara (11:51):
what about your cu Kelly?
What is yours Like?
saun (11:55):
Yeah, what is your cu like?
Kelly?
kelly (11:59):
My shit gets slippery.
Tara (12:01):
Slippery.
Everybody gets wet.
But what does your actually culook like?
kelly (12:05):
It's regular comb.
Tara (12:07):
She's I don't know, bitch.
saun (12:09):
Regular comb?
Yeah.
Cu
Tara (12:11):
She's not that into her own.
See, I like the taste of myself.
Have you ever tasted yourself,Kelly?
saun (12:17):
No.
Oh, he is asking memotherfucker.
No.
Tara (12:20):
No, I wasn't gonna ask you.
saun (12:22):
You'll have to ask the other girls who swallowed it.
I don't know.
Of
kelly (12:25):
course I have, but
Tara (12:28):
no,
kelly (12:28):
I enjoy it.
Tara (12:29):
I do not me.
I must be like going a million.
I like the way I taste likeafter a guy fucks me, I like to
suck his dick because I like theway I taste.
It tastes that good to me.
saun (12:42):
She'd be like, Kelly, call me back.
I'm eating.
You never really thought to readinto that.
Tara (12:47):
You're fucking funny.
See, I've had several men tellme I taste very good.
Like I have a taste that you'llnever forget.
So you got
saun (12:54):
a nice clean area and stuff.
Tara (12:56):
It's sweet.
I'm just very advanced.
Alright guys, I'm about to
saun (12:59):
do a taste test.
You guys ready?
kelly (13:01):
What's really funny is that's what I've been told too
so you think.
So just make me think about thatshit.
Tara (13:11):
Yeah.
I think mine is,'cause I drinkMountain Dew all the time.
Every day
saun (13:15):
I'm a squirter.
I come I shoot.
Tara (13:19):
Do you?
Yeah.
That's what your comes like you,you're a big time squirter how
far do you squirt
saun (13:24):
from where I'm at to you right now?
For real.
I can get you from here.
Not in the eyes, because he'slooking at me like I can't do
it.
I could.
Tara (13:32):
Seriously?
Okay.
We're gonna have to find out.
saun (13:34):
Hell, you might have to.
There he goes.
I'm dropping my, no, I'mkidding.
Tara (13:39):
Okay, so that's pretty fucking far.
We're like three feet away.
If I was,
saun (13:45):
I at least hit your foot.
At least at minimum.
Tara (13:48):
See, okay, you are aquir then.
saun (13:50):
Sometimes it's just one big shot and a few trickles at
the end.
Tara (13:53):
So if you're over top of a woman and you're, you're jacking
off and you're gonna come, wouldit hit her face?
Or would it just land?
What This he in again, justmissionary
saun (14:04):
oh, like I'm pulling out Basically,
Tara (14:05):
yeah, you're pulling out and you're about to, if I angle
it
saun (14:07):
down, I can go for the stomach, but if I just, if I'm
just straight up not trying.
Yeah, they can get to your face.
Tara (14:13):
Ooh, okay.
You can to your face, now is itwhite had creamy, I had a white
saun (14:18):
fucking square in the eye from being on top of her waist.
Stringy,
Tara (14:21):
clear, thick.
saun (14:24):
It depends if I'm hydrated or not, I guess because it can
differential, it can sometimesit'll just come out in one big
fucking blob, and then you got acouple little shots after that
coming out.
Tara (14:34):
Okay.
That's thin.
saun (14:35):
Yeah.
Or sometimes it's that reallight.
Squirt.
Tara (14:39):
Oh,
saun (14:40):
squirt.
Tara (14:41):
Oh, nice.
Drip,
saun (14:42):
drip.
Tara (14:43):
Oh, that's a good orgasm then, right?
saun (14:45):
That's a fucking good one.
If I throb come like where myshit's jumping and it just boom,
and there's a shot.
Every time you just hit thefucking gold, you hit the bonus
round.
Progressive.
Tara (14:58):
Damn.
saun (14:59):
Oh, all right.
We're back guys.
Tara (15:01):
His Facebook expressions are priceless.
They are priceless.
I'm being
saun (15:06):
entertaining for you guys for the Talking Taboo Tarot Show
is fucking live and hot, andwe're in here getting off.
You wish.
I know.
Tara (15:19):
So you don't have kids?
So you don't know what it's liketo date with teenagers?
saun (15:28):
Are you sure?
Tara (15:29):
Really?
saun (15:29):
You mean oh, okay.
Do you have step from abiological standpoint?
No.
Tara (15:33):
Okay.
So you have step kids.
saun (15:35):
I had step kids,
Tara (15:36):
okay.
But you from all
saun (15:37):
ages
Tara (15:38):
and dating their parents wasn't always easy, was it?
saun (15:43):
No, definitely not.
But it is gonna take a specialguide that can overcome that.
'cause.
But even within your personallife now you addressed to me,
I'm not gonna air all the dirtylaundry, but you gave me a brief
description.
And this probably goes on with alot of households where the
mother's single, she would liketo have somebody around to spend
(16:03):
time with.
The kids got their school andvideo games and friends.
What's mom gonna do?
Yeah.
Mom still has needs,
Tara (16:10):
Mom is stuck at home cooking, cleaning, and taking
care of their ass.
But yeah, mom's needs are notgetting met.
Mom doesn't get out to go outand have fun.
Mom doesn't get adultconversation, which is one of
the things I crave is adultfucking conversation.
saun (16:24):
That's why you like this podcast so much.
I guess it's mom time.
Tara (16:28):
It's mom time.
saun (16:29):
Everybody put your fist in the air.
If you're mom supporting momsspeak to the mountain tops and
putting your fist to the sky.
You got lightning bolts strikingon each side of you and shit.
I got needs too bitch.
Tara (16:42):
So they need fulfilled.
When you're meeting these womenit can be difficult, like I
said, I'm sure.
What's some of the cases thatyou've dealt with?
She, being on the other foot,because I'm the single mom.
I just started dating again.
Heck,
saun (16:59):
And that can ruined somebody like.
And this is coming from a guywho don't have the kids of his
own.
So the perspective might beslightly off from the norm.
Most people do have kids,
Tara (17:10):
right?
Usually, but the same
saun (17:12):
difficulty still apply because from a man's
perspective, like for mepersonally, and I'll go back to
the general, but for mepersonally, I step into it.
A woman might think that I'mmaybe a little less than a man
or maybe not as mature or grownup because I never took those
steps of being married or beinga parent.
That was choice.
I would, call it selfish, but Iwas, I've been chasing dreams
(17:33):
all my life.
I didn't want to be a nobody, Ididn't want to just hit a time
clock.
There was a lot of things I justthought I could get more outta
life, because it, I think itmight stem from my way I grew
up, my mother was married fivetimes and I got a stepbrother,
that's why my grandmother inCalifornia told me, she goes, I
don't blame you, honey.
(17:53):
I don't blame you for not havinga family.
I wouldn't either.
I'm like, look what it's done toeverybody, look what it's done
to everybody.
Nobody regrets their kids.
They love'em to death.
Once that happens a parentalways tells me, since I don't
know when they have a kid, onceyou get stressed out before
they're born, you're still inthe loop of not being a parent.
You just have your child in yourstomach and you gotta watch what
you do and can't smoke and soon.
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But when a kid's born, they saidthere's nothing like it.
I don't know what that's but Iheard it.
And so when I go into a female'slife and she's got kids,
sometimes they're difficult andthat can push a man away in a
fucking heartbeat.
Especially somebody like myself.
I can trade, I can just not giveup my free life and keep doing
(18:36):
what I do.
Then to.
Take the bills off your handstoo, or half of'em or however,
what agreement they're and thendeal with a kid who doesn't like
me a house that I pay money for.
So guys are thinking like that.
Guys are not thinking from theemotional standpoint, they're
thinking from the logicalstandpoint.
It's just a bad contract tosign.
There's two teenagers who don'tfucking want me here.
(18:57):
They don't want me dating theirmother or three teenagers.
How many you got or whateverkids.
'cause they don't have to beteenagers.
It could be as low as toddlers.
They're gonna be lessunderstanding.
But the way to win him over tothe guy just needs to show who
he really is, especially if he'sa good person and just break the
mold.
And I've done that before.
I almost give up on somebodyalmost fucking outright, give up
(19:18):
on somebody and the kid startsliking me and it's almost too
late.
'cause I done program myself notto open up anymore and I'm just
going the other direction.
'cause this is not worth thetrade off.
So if you can't break the moldwith the child, you can't just,
there's just absolutely no wayand you're just.
Maybe you're just a piece ofshit, or maybe you don't respect
their mother and they know it,or they might their intuitions
(19:40):
might be Right.
And they have, the guy needs toknow that the mom's gonna listen
to their kids.
kelly (19:45):
My standpoint with, being a single mom and dating with my
daughter when she was younger,even in her teenage years, she
just recently apologized to mebecause she was so mean and
nasty to everybody that I datedbecause she didn't wanna hear
me.
And that was part of the reasonwhy I haven't been in a
(20:06):
long-term relationship like Ihave.
You know what I mean?
But,
Tara (20:10):
You have but you haven't.
kelly (20:12):
And it's because they hold back, because, she's outta
control and acting in the waythat she's acting.
Nobody wants to put up with thatkind of stuff.
saun (20:21):
No, but the kids have to understand something too.
And it's normal for a kid not tospare their thoughts and think
mom's got, needs, them needs.
You know what I'm saying?
Tara (20:30):
They know they don't
saun (20:31):
even have to enter that world themselves yet, or they're
just figuring that out.
No, but
Tara (20:34):
my kids know because I'm vocal, so I tell them,
saun (20:37):
you as a parent have to take the reins and say, look,
like it or not, these are myroles as of now.
This is, hey, this is not yourforever plan.
You'll be an adult someday.
You can leave or you can stay,but you gotta respect this
person because now they're intheir life and he actually helps
this whole household out.
Hold up the bills and make itmore possible so they can have
(20:58):
better things too.
It also helps the man too, sohe's not paying full rent for a
place, living all it.
It's hard for anybody to live bythemselves completely.
Tara (21:05):
Oh yeah.
Definitely
saun (21:06):
in human nature and within the government, all that
combined, we play off of whatcomes natural to us.
Reproduce, have kids, family,marriage, whatever desires us to
have you have in life and stuff.
You
kelly (21:16):
know what the plan is, Tara,
Tara (21:18):
what?
kelly (21:19):
My plan is to marry a rich man right now and I'm gonna
buy the house.
Good luck with
Tara (21:24):
that my love.
Good luck with that.
kelly (21:27):
That house right across from you, that nice ass house.
Buy the house.
I never
Tara (21:31):
went for money.
Never.
saun (21:33):
Yeah.
And ladies don't do that shitsometimes
kelly (21:35):
saying I would wanted to live by you.
That's all.
Tara (21:38):
I never went for money.
I'm actually looking for mysoulmate, my, my twin flame, my
other half, my ying, my yang, mybest friend.
And easier said than done.
But you're talking about goingabout fighting a rich guy.
Good luck, man.
Love.
Listen,
saun (21:55):
I'm gonna tell you something ladies, if you think
you're gonna get that guy,forget about it.
I don't know what level you'reon, but a lot of ladies out
there shopping beyond theirprice range.
The guy the guy that everybody,or the girl that everybody wants
is that guy who's tall, dark,handsome, six figure plus.
That's a very small 1% ofeverybody that exists out there
is actually balling.
Big dick.
(22:15):
No tan, tall, nice car, goodpersonality.
It's just it.
That guy is fucking any bitch hewants if he's already at that
point.
Tara (22:25):
Yeah, you're sure you're a
saun (22:26):
crab in the bucket.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Crab.
He's a player for sure okay, sotake that in mind.
Quit shooting so fucking high.
Some women and men shop beyondtheir price ranges.
They're hitting on girls thatare tens that go to the gym.
They fucking got an education,they're working.
They got a fucking Aldi, andhere you are in some beat up
truck with fucking teethmissing.
Hey girl, wanna Fuck you Thinkhe's gonna hit that?
(22:50):
Hell no.
No.
So we gotta be realistic.
Don't shop beyond your priceframes.
Relate to somebody.
Find somebody that's, somewherein the realm of your level.
Maybe not nobody's ever equal,but a biker bitch should be with
a biker dude.
Does it make sense?
Tara (23:04):
Yeah.
Find your medium, find yourmedal.
Find your medium.
saun (23:07):
Yeah.
Some, there's just differentrate waves to ride.
Find out one you can surf andthen ride it.
Tara (23:11):
It so rough with meeting the person that you've truly
trying to find because you haveno children and you have to meet
these women that already havechildren.
I see.
After their dad passed away, Istarted seeing someone and I
(23:32):
knew it wasn't gonna workbecause he was an alcoholic.
So I knew it was just a fling.
But then I did meet someone andI really did like them.
And then I find out that, theylike drugs more or they started
liking drugs more than they likeme.
It was like, okay, that's abreaker.
So two years later I, not doingnothing with no one strictly
(23:54):
just being single for two yearstrying to by myself.
And then I start putting myselfout there and start wanting to
be in a relationship, I guessyou could say, or seeing someone
or having fun, whatever the casemay be.
But then my kid comes to me andwho are you talking to on the
phone?
I'm like just somebody I metdah.
They're like, are you datingagain?
(24:16):
And this is my son.
And I'm like, why?
He's because you don't need him.
He's you do so much betterwithout him.
Alls they do is cause problemsand drama and da dah.
He's mom, you're so much betteroff by yourself.
saun (24:30):
It's a great, it's probably tougher for the female
in this situation, depending onwho's coming into whose life,
right?
'cause it could be different.
It could be your kids with thebiological father and he has the
kids and you come into his life.
This can go backwards,obviously.
And historically that's, it hasbeen why I'm trying to
Tara (24:45):
get your point of view because you have no kids.
saun (24:47):
So
Tara (24:48):
you're on the opposite side of it.
saun (24:49):
I always respect if I date with somebody with kids, which
was most of the time you gottathink kids have been, women that
I've been messing around withhas been having kids since the
nineties.
Even when I was leaving highschool, I got knocked up, close
to high school and, Hey, youhave to accept me and this is a
package deal.
I went through all that, right?
And then as I got older, it gota little easier because at my
(25:10):
age, most of their kids areusually past the elementary
stage and middle school stage.
They're pretty much in highschool or and above.
But your kids are older,they're, yeah.
They're seasoned.
They're learning to get grown upand Right.
Get in the real world out there,then that, then they'll
understand why you're with thatsignificant other.
The best.
My daughter understands thebest.
She's got a
Tara (25:29):
boyfriend.
saun (25:30):
So she understands.
She understands.
She's the older one, right?
She's the oldest.
Okay.
Tara (25:33):
And then my son,
saun (25:34):
I'm gonna have to get some shit kickers to wear around her
sometime.
Because she told me I should getsome, so maybe I'm gonna play a
joke.
I'm gonna dress how I do and I'mgonna put some cowboy boots.
Oh, she's gonna love it.
I said, I just did what you toldme to do.
You're right.
Tara (25:44):
She'll love that she loves cover boots and
saun (25:46):
over.
That's what I'm saying, guys,get creative, man.
It's not hard if you just don'tbe quiet all the time too.
Try to talk if you can.
Because out try to get to knowthe kids.
Yeah.
Just do something to talk to'em.
It's, it could be easier.
And you think if you just,
Tara (25:59):
if you find out what the kids are interested in, like my
son is into transformers, youcan't go wrong.
Talk to'em about transporters.
Oh, I can relate
saun (26:07):
to our daughter.
I gotta do is bring another boxspring to burn over here and
she'll be my friend again.
Any kind of wood.
Yes.
Boots in a box spring and I,she's my best friend.
Tara (26:16):
Yeah.
That's how easy it is to connectwith these people.
saun (26:19):
Look, I got shit kickers in a box spring to burn.
Tara (26:21):
You just gotta figure out, you gotta
saun (26:22):
roll homie.
Or what?
Tara (26:25):
Yeah, you just gotta figure out what the kids'
interests are and if you arereally interested in that girl
and whatnot and go from there.
But if
saun (26:33):
somebody likes you a lot, they'll let it be known.
It's a natural reaction.
But if somebody's slacking allthe time they're not putting any
effort in.
It's just basically turn aroundand go the other direction.
'cause this is, it's pointless.
Tara (26:44):
If they're not consistent, move forward.
saun (26:46):
Just move forward.
Tara (26:48):
And that's what I've learned.
If they're not consistent andthey don't do what they say
they're gonna do, move on to thenext one.
Yeah.
It's a, there's so many fish inthe sea, it's not funny.
saun (26:57):
People are flaky guys, you guys know this as well as I do.
People are fucking stupid,flaky.
And I give somebody a coupletimes to do that shit to me and
then I'm like, you know what?
Cool.
I stopped being rude.
That's one thing I changed aboutmyself.
I used to be like, I don't know.
I might go off the deep end andbe like, oh, you fucking must
not like me then.
Or I just say something thatsounds insecure and I just, man,
(27:20):
that's gone.
That's fucking so far gone.
If you don't like me, you don'tlike me.
If you do right,
Tara (27:25):
I'll know it.
You're comfortable in your skin.
You're comfortable withyourself.
saun (27:28):
I'm kind, I'm comfortable enough.
You know what I mean?
You've been
Tara (27:30):
single for a long time, so you know who you are and what
you want and what you're lookingfor.
saun (27:34):
Yeah.
I got needs too and everybody'sdifferent and something's I'm
not like that or.
This is what I'm looking for.
So just be honest up front.
Yes.
That's another subject that justthrew into play is to be super
blunt.
And I'm saying this on bothends, ladies too.
Tell'em, tell these people whatyou want, what you're looking
for.
Tara (27:50):
If you're looking for a fuck buddy, say that to them.
Say
saun (27:53):
so.
You're not a whore if youfucking say that.
Yeah, we have needs.
Okay.
If you wanna fuck you.
Just say it.
Look, I just kinda, I'm looking
Tara (28:00):
for a friend with benefits.
That's it.
No strings attached.
saun (28:04):
Yeah.
Friends with benefits getting tobe a dirty word.
So I'd say it's no stringsattached.
A softer say so I just, I reallywant no attachments.
I'd rather just have a littlefun.
If you're not down for that
Tara (28:13):
than move on,
saun (28:13):
that's cool.
Just be my friend.
We'll go from there.
That sounds very simple and verynon-stressed.
Tara (28:19):
Yeah,
saun (28:19):
because the air, the dirty laundry's out now.
There's nothing for you to findout.
I told you my intentions.
And I have done that in thepast.
And some be surprised fellas, ifyou just play it fucking cool,
they might just be okay with ittoo.
'cause they realized maybe it'sstress free for them too.
Tara (28:35):
Dating advice.
He, we are giving you reallyfucking good dating advice.
You're getting a good
saun (28:39):
dick and you ain't gotta do his laundry cook for him.
How good does it get?
Tara (28:41):
If you are looking for something casual,
saun (28:44):
but stick to somebody, don't just go fuck around.
Find a good sex buddy that'sdown and just keep them
consistent for a while.
Tara (28:49):
Ladies, if you're talking to five or six guys and you're
going out on dates, that's fine.
Don't be fucking five or sixguys.
saun (28:54):
Yeah.
Don't do that shit.
You're just asking.
That's just gross.
You're gonna have a, thosecouple guys out of the five is
gonna have something.
They're gonna be obsessive andthey might be stalkers and so
on.
Oh yeah.
Some of you ladies create thesemotherfuckers because you're
doing shit like that.
Tara (29:05):
Oh.
'cause the pussy's so good.
They become stalkers.
I've had a couple of thosebecause of the pussy.
No, don't even,
saun (29:11):
no, there's no pussy that can get me like that.
There's no pussy that can get melike that.
Tara (29:16):
I've had a couple.
saun (29:20):
That's why I tell
Tara (29:20):
em when I fuck you don't fall in love.
And guess what they do?
And then they get psychos.
It's
saun (29:25):
cause they throw their emotions and their penis in at
the same time.
Hey, stop doing that guys.
Stop doing that.
Yeah.
You don't know until and as anadditive, you really don't know
somebody until you live withthem.
Oh, make that a trial periodtoo.
Yeah.
Tara (29:39):
You really don't know none of nobody until you live with
them.
You find out if they're afucking slob.
Exactly.
Living habits, it's gonna be thebig key piss on the floor, not
cleaning it up.
They actually clean theirtoilet.
Yeah.
You'll find out a lot.
saun (29:53):
Yeah.
So you may have to judge thatfella or female when you go to
their place and to see how theylive.
He's looking around my, I'm not,I just do that anyway.
But it does look like I'mscamming your house or
something, but yeah.
But I
Tara (30:06):
got a lot of clutter.
You could take that inconsideration.
I'm not gonna lie, I got clutterin, in half of my other room,
but it's,
saun (30:12):
but you got a house on land and that's just fucking G
enough.
'cause I wish I had a coupleacres too
Tara (30:17):
I do be checking out dude's packages.
That is a thing of mine.
I do.
You do?
Fuck yeah.
Oh, you're gonna raise it up soI can see,
saun (30:24):
remember I did a little peek on leg?
Tara (30:27):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is a thing.
I don't know if a lot of womendo it.
I know I do.
It.
This is like the first thing Ilook at.
saun (30:37):
I might get some great sweatpants, get a cock ring,
just like old dude said and justwalk around my shit.
Just chunky as fuck.
Tara (30:45):
I don't think you're gonna need a cock ring.
That's the only one you needwhen you're having sex and you
can't get it hard.
That's what the cock ring's for.
I
saun (30:51):
will fucking be devastated today.
I just can't get it up.
That's what I fear,
Tara (30:55):
dude.
They got so many fuckingbullshit for that.
I don't wanna hear it.
We've already talked about it.
saun (31:00):
That's true.
It's the future now.
Shit.
This
Tara (31:02):
right.
saun (31:03):
I'll die with a boner probably.
Tara (31:04):
And I think as sexual as you are, the way you talk, I
don't think you're gonna haveany problems.
I just
saun (31:09):
have too much testosterone for my age,
Tara (31:11):
apparently.
saun (31:12):
I don't understand it, but I love it.
Tara (31:14):
How old are you?
saun (31:15):
Almost 46.
Tara (31:16):
Oh, that's right.
Your birthday's coming up July,right?
saun (31:19):
July 10th
Tara (31:20):
yep.
Oh, it's getting watered down.
kelly (31:23):
Oh.
Tara (31:25):
I got pieces of lime in my mouth.
saun (31:28):
She's got it in her mouth, guys.
Can you hear that?
Tara (31:32):
Tasty?
I, we haven't even smoked weedthis time I hid it a couple
times.
I'm not even, I hit it a
saun (31:38):
few times too.
Tara (31:39):
Yeah.
But you were stone when you gothere.
saun (31:42):
Yeah.
Tara (31:43):
You was blowed, like your eyes were red.
What was you smoking on?
saun (31:48):
Some crack.
Oh yeah.
No, we smoked fucking a coupleblunts after the card break
because we had, I co-hosted theother night a few nights ago and
it went till fucking two in themorning.
I just was falling out and Istarted.
Getting quiet and letting himjust run the show.
And I'm like, I just don't wannatalk in the background no more.
(32:10):
It got to that point'cause itwas like a six, seven hour show.
Tara (32:14):
Jesus.
kelly (32:15):
All right.
Rub one out
saun (32:16):
and get some sleep.
kelly (32:18):
Will do.
Tara (32:21):
You got dos right?
kelly (32:22):
Having hooked C?
Yes, of course.
Tara (32:25):
All right.
Goodnight.
Pound yourself
saun (32:26):
out.
Tara (32:29):
He said pound it out, bitch.
Poor
Kelly.
What do you mean poor Kelly?
What's wrong with Kelly?
saun (32:36):
Bless her soul.
Tara (32:39):
She's getting Dick.
saun (32:41):
She is.
Tara (32:41):
Fuck yeah.
I didn't know.
She was not like she wasn't.
She comes up here and gets it.
Oh, she takes my car and goesand gets it.
Yeah, she's got Dick.
She's got fuck buddies.
saun (32:52):
Okay.
Good for her.
Tara (32:53):
It's poor Tara.
Tara ain't got nobody to fuck.
Good
saun (32:56):
hurt.
You ain't got nobody to fuck.
Fuck no.
Because you keep getting allthese dick pics.
Tara (33:01):
Yeah.
saun (33:01):
Get one of them.
Tara (33:02):
No.
I'm good.
saun (33:06):
My guy looks like a baby's arm.
Tara (33:10):
Dude, this one scared me.
It was so fucking big.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I was like, there's no way.
And I've seen some big cocks inmy day.
Yeah.
This one kind of scared me.
saun (33:24):
Damn.
Tara (33:24):
It had to have been 12 inches and I shit you not, the
head of that fucking dick wasbigger than the cock.
Yeah.
Nope.
saun (33:33):
Jesus.
Tara (33:34):
I think that would be the first time I'd ever say no to a
cock.
saun (33:38):
You're like don't put it all the way in,
Tara (33:39):
but there's no fucking way.
Where would it fit?
saun (33:42):
I don't know.
There's probably, them guysprobably think they're the kings
of the world, but they got a lotof girls telling'em no.
Tara (33:47):
Yeah, absolutely.
And I've got a deep vagina, likeI can take a lot.
I, that was pretty fucking,after, so after it gets so big
and so long, it just hurts.
It's not comfortable.
saun (34:01):
Jeez.
Tara (34:03):
It is just not, it just hurts.
saun (34:06):
I know I'm average because when a girl likes me, she tells
me it's nice.
And then when they don't likeme, they tell me it's little.
Oh, every girl does that to aguy when they fucking leave you,
you're dick's that off.
Like what?
You know better than that.
Tara (34:18):
I bet you wasn't complaining about it when he was
fucking it all that time.
You were
saun (34:21):
loving it.
All that time you were tellingyour girls the other thing.
Now your friends are asking whythe size changed'cause you don't
like them.
It's, it is just funny.
It's petty.
Tara (34:28):
Yeah.
That's some petty bullshit thatYeah.
That couples do go through.
Yeah.
Do you ever date anyone thatever broke your shit?
saun (34:37):
Broke my shit.
Tara (34:38):
Destroyed your shit.
saun (34:39):
You mean hurt me down there?
No, not
Tara (34:41):
down there.
You're.
Your things around your home.
Had anybody ever you've ever haddestroy your stuff, go psycho.
Destroying your things, yourYeah.
That's been a lot.
Penis.
saun (34:51):
There's a such thing like Dennis Robin fucked somebody and
caught what they called acontusion or did something where
they, you can get your dickbroke.
It's like a muscle rip more thanit is a break.
Tara (35:02):
Oh, that's what Kelly was talking about.
One of her friend's has one ofthose.
I
saun (35:05):
just wonder if our, that's why some of our US guys that
have bent dicks a little bitmight be ac sex accidents.
Tara (35:12):
No.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I
saun (35:15):
don't know.
Guys, you marinate on that.
Make sure you comment on thisfucking thing and you tell me.
Tara (35:21):
So Yeah, I agree you can only take so much.
It's gotta have girth to itthough.
It can't be skinny as a pencil.
And the guy's gotta know whathe's doing.
Not all men, God say, know whatthey're doing.
Yeah.
I can't stand the guy that justlays on top of a girl, like puts
all his body weight on her.
Dude, get the fuck.
I put a very
saun (35:41):
small portion of my body weight on just my waist weight.
Tara (35:46):
Waist weight.
saun (35:47):
You know the pressure's here.
Tara (35:51):
You should be on your knees.
saun (35:54):
That you are on your knees, but you're still leaning
with your waist.
You don't fuck with your knees.
Tara (36:02):
No.
You fuck with your waist.
So if you're laying on her,you're not moving your waist.
Your as might to be going up anddown,
saun (36:10):
right?
Tara (36:11):
Is this what you're doing?
saun (36:12):
Yeah.
The little micro humps.
Oh, you got me fucked up.
Seriously?
Tara (36:16):
You're a lazy fuck.
saun (36:18):
I didn't say I was like that.
I'm just trying to describe whatyou're talking about.
Tara (36:21):
Oh,
saun (36:21):
okay.
I was like, is that I'm askingyou, are you talking about the
bunny ho the little micro humpsthat dudes do?
I sure the fuck don't like thejackrabbit
Tara (36:30):
hard and fast.
saun (36:31):
And you like it slow a little bit too, huh?
Yeah.
Tara (36:34):
I gotta slow it down'cause
saun (36:36):
yeah.
Tara (36:37):
I with you on that.
I'm trying
saun (36:38):
to make
Tara (36:38):
someone make love to me.
I truly
saun (36:39):
agree with you on that because the older I get, the
more I realize'cause like backlike when my twenties, I
thought, fucking girl, hard asyou thought possibly could.
Fuck.
No.
That's the way to go.
Tara (36:47):
No, do not fuck a girl hard.
Do not jackrabbit her.
She does not like it.
And then when you guys push inreally hard and fast and bottom
us out, that shit hurts too.
saun (36:57):
I've heard that.
Yeah.
I learned that later on.
Tara (37:00):
So when you push in hard, some girls
saun (37:01):
aren't that deep.
It makes me feel like I'm.
Tara (37:04):
I'm deep, but when you fucking bottom me out, that shit
hurts.
It does.
I take eight inches.
No problem.
But you can only take so much.
And like it only stretches sofucking far.
Only goes so fucking far.
Thank you for coming over anddoing another show with me.
saun (37:23):
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Tara (00:17):
Sex positions.
How many sex positions does anaverage person actually do?
I'm gonna say five or six.
kelly (00:31):
An average.
Tara (00:32):
Yeah,
saun (00:35):
that's about right.
That'd be my wild guess.
What does basic fuckers do?
They got two of them.
That's a pretty basic one.
You get on top, I get on top.
Doggy style.
Fucking cowgirl.
Cowgirl, cowgirl don't play outthat often.
Okay.
Tara (00:51):
Sideways, laying in bed.
Yeah, I like that.
Standing up.
I love that too.
Standing up.
But it's also still doggy, but Istill like it.
saun (01:02):
Yeah, I guess it's, that's about how many you guys in your
hand right now?
Tara (01:06):
I don't.
saun (01:06):
How many cocks would you count?
Tara (01:08):
All right, let's see.
Missionary, doggy style on topfor women, and then sideways.
Oh, one leg up in the air.
But that's still missionary.
saun (01:21):
That's just a different form.
Missionary, yeah, there's quitea bit.
I was never really into doingany acrobatic shit,
Tara (01:28):
that's still riding
saun (01:28):
though,
Tara (01:29):
guys wearing shirts with all the sex positions on them.
You've seen those?
saun (01:35):
I have seen those.
Those are pretty fucking cool.
I like those shirts.
Yeah.
It looks like a bathroom sign.
Like kind.
Tara (01:39):
Yeah, I've seen different ones,
saun (01:41):
like multiple.
My brother had this shirt with afucking wiener dog playing the
drums and says, my wiener likesto bang.
I thought, oh shit was sweet.
kelly (01:50):
Christian friendly sex positions.
300 positions.
I just don't,
Tara (02:00):
how in the fuck is there 300 sex positions?
That makes no fucking sense.
kelly (02:06):
Karma Sutra for beginners it's two plus.
So they're saying 200 for two.
Soldier,
Tara (02:17):
Missionary.
Which doggy style.
kelly (02:22):
Alright, they're staining
Tara (02:23):
up or on your knees?
There's laying in bed on yourside.
What fucking else is there?
I'm looking at him talking tohim.
saun (02:31):
Every little extra sex.
Move is gonna relate to thebasic six that we're mentioning
at five, right?
Tara (02:36):
With one leg up in the air, one leg down, both legs up
in the air.
saun (02:42):
You can, yeah, the guy can hold the girl by the ankles, but
it's still another form ofmissionary,
Tara (02:46):
right?
saun (02:46):
As long as he's on top.
On top, you.
She's on top.
I like the scissor kind of deal,like where a girl puts her knee
up and she's laying on her side,but the guy's still on top.
Like he's about to do missionaryuhhuh, so it's a halfway between
missionary and doggy style.
Okay.
I don't know what you call that.
I don't know either, but you cangive some awesome angles with
that one.
kelly (03:05):
This one.
Okay.
There's a helicopter one.
Tara (03:10):
I've heard of that.
That's
saun (03:12):
why they bounce and keep turning.
That's, I wouldn't wanna dosomething dumb like that.
I, that doesn't
Tara (03:17):
even seem like it would be
saun (03:18):
Bam.
Just keep spitting them and asshe bounces,
Tara (03:20):
yeah.
I'd just be like, I guessanother position is when they're
so fucking tiny, you can pick'emup and bounce'em up and down on
your cuff.
Yeah.
saun (03:26):
Little people's sex, like putting some up against the wall
and fucking'em like that.
Yeah,
Tara (03:30):
I've done that.
I don't, I never found it.
No.
'cause eventually you're gonna,the guys legs are gonna get
saun (03:36):
jello leg and Right.
Tara (03:38):
And then I'm trying to keep myself up at the same time
and trying to bounce.
That's a young people,
saun (03:42):
fuck.
I did that in my twenties
Tara (03:44):
when bounce and fuck at the same time
kelly (03:46):
when people are in swings too, you can do all kinds of
different things that way.
saun (03:52):
I like a bed when it's just high enough below the waist
where someone can be on theirback and I could stand straight
up.
There's so much fucking controlthere listen up to that.
You, if you can get a girl tothe edge of the bed, stand up.
There's so much leverage,there's so much speed and slow
downs you can pull on.
It's great.
kelly (04:09):
Sideways.
69.
Tara (04:12):
Yeah, that's what I said.
Sideways.
That's just a 69.
But
saun (04:15):
that's the original 69.
I
Tara (04:16):
like the girl on top 69.
I mean it just same.
The
saun (04:22):
same.
I feel like both parties getbetter angle.
Tara (04:26):
Yeah.
'cause when you're sideways,when you're laying on your side
and you're trying to fucking,it's like I can't get one arm I
gotta use both arms.
saun (04:34):
But the girl's too short.
Then it's harder for the guy toget up.
Tara (04:36):
Oh yeah.
I didn't think about that.
'cause I'm a tall bitch.
saun (04:40):
So it's easier if somebody's taller.
Tara (04:43):
Okay.
So I guess I never thought aboutthat.
Yeah.
saun (04:46):
So just picture yourself on me.
They got to where, they're out.
They're at my spot.
I've gotta get like this
Tara (04:52):
cause they're so short,
saun (04:53):
Yeah.
kelly (04:54):
Oh.
I found a position that I usedto like that.
I never knew the name of it.
Okay.
It's called the Lotus.
This one requires someflexibility, but it's worth it.
You have your partner sit withtheir legs crossed, then lower
yourself onto their lap.
(05:14):
As you wrap both legs and armsaround their body, roll back and
forth together and prepare fortotal bliss.
Tara (05:22):
Now that sounds entertaining.
saun (05:24):
That's pretty much the sit upright You both are sitting
upright.
So if you look at the legsflared out both ways.
It looks like a lotus.
You're like the pedals in thecenter, and then you have the
open pedals in the legs.
That's smart.
I like that.
I've done that.
kelly (05:36):
I like that too.
It is.
saun (05:37):
It's better when you're really into somebody for that
move.
Move, I think.
kelly (05:41):
Sure.
saun (05:41):
Facing each other and you're eating each other's face,
that's a romantic move.
kelly (05:47):
The love seat.
Have your lovers sit at the edgeof the bed or couch, run a
chair, then sit on their lapfacing away, clear your feet on
the ground and lower yourselfinto your partner's penis or
strap on now bounce up and downand grind side to side and
(06:07):
around it.
Like a lap dance.
I've
Tara (06:10):
done that one many times.
That's a cowgirl
saun (06:11):
on the couch.
All it is.
Yeah.
Tara (06:12):
That's just the sitting position of cowgirl.
Done that.
That is one of my faves.
When I was younger, when I hadgood knees,
saun (06:19):
I'm such a whore.
Tara (06:21):
Now my knees are fucked up, so not so much.
But yeah, I used to love thatposition.
saun (06:27):
Yes.
Older folks are just doggystyle.
You on top or I'm I on top
Tara (06:31):
or missionary,
saun (06:33):
yeah, we're standing up that,
Tara (06:34):
That's when you guess that's all
saun (06:35):
you really fucking need.
If you can't, if you can't havebundling, just that anyway.
Tara (06:40):
I do like lazy sex.
I do call it lazy sex where youlay in bed on both, on your
sides and Yeah, that's what I'm,he's from behind.
I'm fucking tired,
saun (06:46):
but I really wanna get off really bad.
And instead of you
Tara (06:48):
that's lazy sex, but it's, I love
saun (06:50):
That's,
kelly (06:52):
you just find that little,
saun (06:53):
it's unexpected kind of.
kelly (06:55):
Here's one.
It's called the Butterfly, whichit's not, very complicated, but
I never knew it was called thebutterfly.
But it's great for deeppenetration.
You lie back your hips at theedge of the bed, while you're
significant other stance infront of you, as your partner
enters you, you're free to layback, relax, enjoy, or join in
(07:19):
the action for even morestimulation.
Rest your ankles on theirshoulders, lift your hips a few
inches off the bed.
That gives you a totally newangle and create even more
stimulation.
saun (07:33):
Okay,
Tara (07:34):
now see, I think some of these positions actually might
be able to find a woman's Gspot.
Like it's hard.
They say it's right up and, butall dicks go straight in.
Not up.
No.
saun (07:49):
When we get hard, it's not going straight out.
It's going inverted vertically.
Tara (07:54):
You think?
saun (07:55):
I know
kelly (07:56):
it is
saun (07:57):
a dick.
Don't go straight out if it'sfully erect.
Okay, let's say full on morning.
Hard on, it's rising up likethis 90 degree.
No.
When a penis is fully erect,it's not straight out.
It's vertically upright.
kelly (08:15):
I knew that.
saun (08:16):
So in essence, when you go in, you should be naturally
going that direction.
kelly (08:21):
That's why I like being on top.
Tara (08:23):
Then why does it feel like it's just going straight in and
out on me then?
saun (08:27):
Are you, when you ride, do you hop up and down?
Are you riding, shifting left?
I just, I
Tara (08:35):
like my feet to be under his ass when I'm riding him.
saun (08:39):
That could be a problem.
Tara (08:40):
No, I, that's, it's what I like because when my feet, when
I'm up on my knees or up on myfeet,'cause I like that one too.
Yeah.
And I grab the back of theheadboard and bounce up and down
like froggy.
Oh, that's
saun (08:55):
nice.
There you go.
Tara (08:55):
Yeah, I like that.
But again, my knees can onlytake so much.
I can only do it for so long.
I, but what was I saying
saun (09:04):
like you put your feet under his ass and all that shit.
Tara (09:07):
I feel like some of these positions actually hit the spot.
Where I actually can't get offby having sex.
That's what I was trying to say.
saun (09:20):
Does the guy need to be deep inside you to get you off?
No.
Or does it, can he just halfdick it a little bit and tease
you?
Tara (09:27):
I don't know.
It's it's like I likemissionary, but I don't want any
laying on me, but I want him tocome over and hit my clit when
he is fucking me.
Which is hard.
saun (09:39):
What do you mean?
Hit your clit while he isfucking you?
Tara (09:41):
Yeah.
With his dick.
saun (09:43):
That can be done.
Tara (09:44):
Yeah, I know.
It can
saun (09:45):
got picture it like this,
Tara (09:49):
right?
saun (09:49):
Instead of
Tara (09:50):
Yeah.
Easier said than done.
Okay.
saun (09:53):
No it's simple.
That's gonna be a missionarywhere your legs are back for
pretty far.
To a la a laxing point.
You don't have to be a pretzel,but I'm just saying the further,
'cause I gonna say that shithurts that just a long too go.
You should be able to lower thatspot so he can trigger it just
saying that's a matter ofplaying around with your partner
and figuring out where that's atand how he can get to it and
(10:14):
then he needs to memorize that.
Tara (10:17):
Interesting.
saun (10:17):
Yeah, you did.
kelly (10:19):
I was absorbing it.
Do you
saun (10:20):
have a guy that you wanna do the Lotus too?
No.
Tara (10:24):
What's your favorite sex positions?
Yeah.
What kind of positions do youlike?
You said you Lotus Okay.
You like the Lotus.
kelly (10:33):
I like all sex positions, honestly.
But she just likes sex.
I do.
Tara (10:38):
Mine's doggy because I gotta fucking play with my clit
so I can get off
saun (10:44):
there you have it.
She just answered her ownquestion.
kelly (10:47):
You can't get off being on top of somebody.
Tara (10:49):
No, it is so she gets so hard for me to have orgasm.
saun (10:54):
She gets off at the clitoris
Tara (10:55):
but I have gotten off having sex one time.
saun (10:59):
That guy needs to eat you out or rub you out, get you off
before he gets in there.
So whether he nuts early or not,it's still a win-win baby.
Better.
Better scoop up that happy meal.
Yeah, because
Tara (11:11):
mine's slimy.
Mine.
saun (11:13):
What's slimy?
Tara (11:14):
My cu Like when I have an orgasm, like white lotion,
sometimes it can be because
saun (11:21):
I've had some girls do that, but sometimes I don't see
it from starting girls
Tara (11:23):
sometimes.
But mine's more like snot, likeit's stretchy and stringy and
saun (11:29):
oh my god, sticky.
Just keep some tissues by thebed.
Do a little swipe and keepgoing.
Tara (11:36):
My shit is as fuck.
It's stringy and if I stood up,it would, you could see it drip
down.
Like it
saun (11:42):
Sappy?
Yeah.
Sappy.
Oh yeah.
Tara (11:44):
That's more like it.
Sappy.
saun (11:47):
Sappy.
Nice.
And
Tara (11:51):
what about your cu Kelly?
What is yours Like?
saun (11:55):
Yeah, what is your cu like?
Kelly?
kelly (11:59):
My shit gets slippery.
Tara (12:01):
Slippery.
Everybody gets wet.
But what does your actually culook like?
kelly (12:05):
It's regular comb.
Tara (12:07):
She's I don't know, bitch.
saun (12:09):
Regular comb?
Yeah.
Cu
Tara (12:11):
She's not that into her own.
See, I like the taste of myself.
Have you ever tasted yourself,Kelly?
saun (12:17):
No.
Oh, he is asking memotherfucker.
No.
Tara (12:20):
No, I wasn't gonna ask you.
saun (12:22):
You'll have to ask the other girls who swallowed it.
I don't know.
Of
kelly (12:25):
course I have, but
Tara (12:28):
no,
kelly (12:28):
I enjoy it.
Tara (12:29):
I do not me.
I must be like going a million.
I like the way I taste likeafter a guy fucks me, I like to
suck his dick because I like theway I taste.
It tastes that good to me.
saun (12:42):
She'd be like, Kelly, call me back.
I'm eating.
You never really thought to readinto that.
Tara (12:47):
You're fucking funny.
See, I've had several men tellme I taste very good.
Like I have a taste that you'llnever forget.
So you got
saun (12:54):
a nice clean area and stuff.
Tara (12:56):
It's sweet.
I'm just very advanced.
Alright guys, I'm about to
saun (12:59):
do a taste test.
You guys ready?
kelly (13:01):
What's really funny is that's what I've been told too
so you think.
So just make me think about thatshit.
Tara (13:11):
Yeah.
I think mine is,'cause I drinkMountain Dew all the time.
Every day
saun (13:15):
I'm a squirter.
I come I shoot.
Tara (13:19):
Do you?
Yeah.
That's what your comes like you,you're a big time squirter how
far do you squirt
saun (13:24):
from where I'm at to you right now?
For real.
I can get you from here.
Not in the eyes, because he'slooking at me like I can't do
it.
I could.
Tara (13:32):
Seriously?
Okay.
We're gonna have to find out.
saun (13:34):
Hell, you might have to.
There he goes.
I'm dropping my, no, I'mkidding.
Tara (13:39):
Okay, so that's pretty fucking far.
We're like three feet away.
If I was,
saun (13:45):
I at least hit your foot.
At least at minimum.
Tara (13:48):
See, okay, you are aquir then.
saun (13:50):
Sometimes it's just one big shot and a few trickles at
the end.
Tara (13:53):
So if you're over top of a woman and you're, you're jacking
off and you're gonna come, wouldit hit her face?
Or would it just land?
What This he in again, justmissionary
saun (14:04):
oh, like I'm pulling out Basically,
Tara (14:05):
yeah, you're pulling out and you're about to, if I angle
it
saun (14:07):
down, I can go for the stomach, but if I just, if I'm
just straight up not trying.
Yeah, they can get to your face.
Tara (14:13):
Ooh, okay.
You can to your face, now is itwhite had creamy, I had a white
saun (14:18):
fucking square in the eye from being on top of her waist.
Stringy,
Tara (14:21):
clear, thick.
saun (14:24):
It depends if I'm hydrated or not, I guess because it can
differential, it can sometimesit'll just come out in one big
fucking blob, and then you got acouple little shots after that
coming out.
Tara (14:34):
Okay.
That's thin.
saun (14:35):
Yeah.
Or sometimes it's that reallight.
Squirt.
Tara (14:39):
Oh,
saun (14:40):
squirt.
Tara (14:41):
Oh, nice.
Drip,
saun (14:42):
drip.
Tara (14:43):
Oh, that's a good orgasm then, right?
saun (14:45):
That's a fucking good one.
If I throb come like where myshit's jumping and it just boom,
and there's a shot.
Every time you just hit thefucking gold, you hit the bonus
round.
Progressive.
Tara (14:58):
Damn.
saun (14:59):
Oh, all right.
We're back guys.
Tara (15:01):
His Facebook expressions are priceless.
They are priceless.
I'm being
saun (15:06):
entertaining for you guys for the Talking Taboo Tarot Show
is fucking live and hot, andwe're in here getting off.
You wish.
I know.
Tara (15:19):
So you don't have kids?
So you don't know what it's liketo date with teenagers?
saun (15:28):
Are you sure?
Tara (15:29):
Really?
saun (15:29):
You mean oh, okay.
Do you have step from abiological standpoint?
No.
Tara (15:33):
Okay.
So you have step kids.
saun (15:35):
I had step kids,
Tara (15:36):
okay.
But you from all
saun (15:37):
ages
Tara (15:38):
and dating their parents wasn't always easy, was it?
saun (15:43):
No, definitely not.
But it is gonna take a specialguide that can overcome that.
'cause.
But even within your personallife now you addressed to me,
I'm not gonna air all the dirtylaundry, but you gave me a brief
description.
And this probably goes on with alot of households where the
mother's single, she would liketo have somebody around to spend
(16:03):
time with.
The kids got their school andvideo games and friends.
What's mom gonna do?
Yeah.
Mom still has needs,
Tara (16:10):
Mom is stuck at home cooking, cleaning, and taking
care of their ass.
But yeah, mom's needs are notgetting met.
Mom doesn't get out to go outand have fun.
Mom doesn't get adultconversation, which is one of
the things I crave is adultfucking conversation.
saun (16:24):
That's why you like this podcast so much.
I guess it's mom time.
Tara (16:28):
It's mom time.
saun (16:29):
Everybody put your fist in the air.
If you're mom supporting momsspeak to the mountain tops and
putting your fist to the sky.
You got lightning bolts strikingon each side of you and shit.
I got needs too bitch.
Tara (16:42):
So they need fulfilled.
When you're meeting these womenit can be difficult, like I
said, I'm sure.
What's some of the cases thatyou've dealt with?
She, being on the other foot,because I'm the single mom.
I just started dating again.
Heck,
saun (16:59):
And that can ruined somebody like.
And this is coming from a guywho don't have the kids of his
own.
So the perspective might beslightly off from the norm.
Most people do have kids,
Tara (17:10):
right?
Usually, but the same
saun (17:12):
difficulty still apply because from a man's
perspective, like for mepersonally, and I'll go back to
the general, but for mepersonally, I step into it.
A woman might think that I'mmaybe a little less than a man
or maybe not as mature or grownup because I never took those
steps of being married or beinga parent.
That was choice.
I would, call it selfish, but Iwas, I've been chasing dreams
(17:33):
all my life.
I didn't want to be a nobody, Ididn't want to just hit a time
clock.
There was a lot of things I justthought I could get more outta
life, because it, I think itmight stem from my way I grew
up, my mother was married fivetimes and I got a stepbrother,
that's why my grandmother inCalifornia told me, she goes, I
don't blame you, honey.
(17:53):
I don't blame you for not havinga family.
I wouldn't either.
I'm like, look what it's done toeverybody, look what it's done
to everybody.
Nobody regrets their kids.
They love'em to death.
Once that happens a parentalways tells me, since I don't
know when they have a kid, onceyou get stressed out before
they're born, you're still inthe loop of not being a parent.
You just have your child in yourstomach and you gotta watch what
you do and can't smoke and soon.
(18:14):
But when a kid's born, they saidthere's nothing like it.
I don't know what that's but Iheard it.
And so when I go into a female'slife and she's got kids,
sometimes they're difficult andthat can push a man away in a
fucking heartbeat.
Especially somebody like myself.
I can trade, I can just not giveup my free life and keep doing
(18:36):
what I do.
Then to.
Take the bills off your handstoo, or half of'em or however,
what agreement they're and thendeal with a kid who doesn't like
me a house that I pay money for.
So guys are thinking like that.
Guys are not thinking from theemotional standpoint, they're
thinking from the logicalstandpoint.
It's just a bad contract tosign.
There's two teenagers who don'tfucking want me here.
(18:57):
They don't want me dating theirmother or three teenagers.
How many you got or whateverkids.
'cause they don't have to beteenagers.
It could be as low as toddlers.
They're gonna be lessunderstanding.
But the way to win him over tothe guy just needs to show who
he really is, especially if he'sa good person and just break the
mold.
And I've done that before.
I almost give up on somebodyalmost fucking outright, give up
(19:18):
on somebody and the kid startsliking me and it's almost too
late.
'cause I done program myself notto open up anymore and I'm just
going the other direction.
'cause this is not worth thetrade off.
So if you can't break the moldwith the child, you can't just,
there's just absolutely no wayand you're just.
Maybe you're just a piece ofshit, or maybe you don't respect
their mother and they know it,or they might their intuitions
(19:40):
might be Right.
And they have, the guy needs toknow that the mom's gonna listen
to their kids.
kelly (19:45):
My standpoint with, being a single mom and dating with my
daughter when she was younger,even in her teenage years, she
just recently apologized to mebecause she was so mean and
nasty to everybody that I datedbecause she didn't wanna hear
me.
And that was part of the reasonwhy I haven't been in a
(20:06):
long-term relationship like Ihave.
You know what I mean?
But,
Tara (20:10):
You have but you haven't.
kelly (20:12):
And it's because they hold back, because, she's outta
control and acting in the waythat she's acting.
Nobody wants to put up with thatkind of stuff.
saun (20:21):
No, but the kids have to understand something too.
And it's normal for a kid not tospare their thoughts and think
mom's got, needs, them needs.
You know what I'm saying?
Tara (20:30):
They know they don't
saun (20:31):
even have to enter that world themselves yet, or they're
just figuring that out.
No, but
Tara (20:34):
my kids know because I'm vocal, so I tell them,
saun (20:37):
you as a parent have to take the reins and say, look,
like it or not, these are myroles as of now.
This is, hey, this is not yourforever plan.
You'll be an adult someday.
You can leave or you can stay,but you gotta respect this
person because now they're intheir life and he actually helps
this whole household out.
Hold up the bills and make itmore possible so they can have
(20:58):
better things too.
It also helps the man too, sohe's not paying full rent for a
place, living all it.
It's hard for anybody to live bythemselves completely.
Tara (21:05):
Oh yeah.
Definitely
saun (21:06):
in human nature and within the government, all that
combined, we play off of whatcomes natural to us.
Reproduce, have kids, family,marriage, whatever desires us to
have you have in life and stuff.
You
kelly (21:16):
know what the plan is, Tara,
Tara (21:18):
what?
kelly (21:19):
My plan is to marry a rich man right now and I'm gonna
buy the house.
Good luck with
Tara (21:24):
that my love.
Good luck with that.
kelly (21:27):
That house right across from you, that nice ass house.
Buy the house.
I never
Tara (21:31):
went for money.
Never.
saun (21:33):
Yeah.
And ladies don't do that shitsometimes
kelly (21:35):
saying I would wanted to live by you.
That's all.
Tara (21:38):
I never went for money.
I'm actually looking for mysoulmate, my, my twin flame, my
other half, my ying, my yang, mybest friend.
And easier said than done.
But you're talking about goingabout fighting a rich guy.
Good luck, man.
Love.
Listen,
saun (21:55):
I'm gonna tell you something ladies, if you think
you're gonna get that guy,forget about it.
I don't know what level you'reon, but a lot of ladies out
there shopping beyond theirprice range.
The guy the guy that everybody,or the girl that everybody wants
is that guy who's tall, dark,handsome, six figure plus.
That's a very small 1% ofeverybody that exists out there
is actually balling.
Big dick.
(22:15):
No tan, tall, nice car, goodpersonality.
It's just it.
That guy is fucking any bitch hewants if he's already at that
point.
Tara (22:25):
Yeah, you're sure you're a
saun (22:26):
crab in the bucket.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Crab.
He's a player for sure okay, sotake that in mind.
Quit shooting so fucking high.
Some women and men shop beyondtheir price ranges.
They're hitting on girls thatare tens that go to the gym.
They fucking got an education,they're working.
They got a fucking Aldi, andhere you are in some beat up
truck with fucking teethmissing.
Hey girl, wanna Fuck you Thinkhe's gonna hit that?
(22:50):
Hell no.
No.
So we gotta be realistic.
Don't shop beyond your priceframes.
Relate to somebody.
Find somebody that's, somewherein the realm of your level.
Maybe not nobody's ever equal,but a biker bitch should be with
a biker dude.
Does it make sense?
Tara (23:04):
Yeah.
Find your medium, find yourmedal.
Find your medium.
saun (23:07):
Yeah.
Some, there's just differentrate waves to ride.
Find out one you can surf andthen ride it.
Tara (23:11):
It so rough with meeting the person that you've truly
trying to find because you haveno children and you have to meet
these women that already havechildren.
I see.
After their dad passed away, Istarted seeing someone and I
(23:32):
knew it wasn't gonna workbecause he was an alcoholic.
So I knew it was just a fling.
But then I did meet someone andI really did like them.
And then I find out that, theylike drugs more or they started
liking drugs more than they likeme.
It was like, okay, that's abreaker.
So two years later I, not doingnothing with no one strictly
(23:54):
just being single for two yearstrying to by myself.
And then I start putting myselfout there and start wanting to
be in a relationship, I guessyou could say, or seeing someone
or having fun, whatever the casemay be.
But then my kid comes to me andwho are you talking to on the
phone?
I'm like just somebody I metdah.
They're like, are you datingagain?
(24:16):
And this is my son.
And I'm like, why?
He's because you don't need him.
He's you do so much betterwithout him.
Alls they do is cause problemsand drama and da dah.
He's mom, you're so much betteroff by yourself.
saun (24:30):
It's a great, it's probably tougher for the female
in this situation, depending onwho's coming into whose life,
right?
'cause it could be different.
It could be your kids with thebiological father and he has the
kids and you come into his life.
This can go backwards,obviously.
And historically that's, it hasbeen why I'm trying to
Tara (24:45):
get your point of view because you have no kids.
saun (24:47):
So
Tara (24:48):
you're on the opposite side of it.
saun (24:49):
I always respect if I date with somebody with kids, which
was most of the time you gottathink kids have been, women that
I've been messing around withhas been having kids since the
nineties.
Even when I was leaving highschool, I got knocked up, close
to high school and, Hey, youhave to accept me and this is a
package deal.
I went through all that, right?
And then as I got older, it gota little easier because at my
(25:10):
age, most of their kids areusually past the elementary
stage and middle school stage.
They're pretty much in highschool or and above.
But your kids are older,they're, yeah.
They're seasoned.
They're learning to get grown upand Right.
Get in the real world out there,then that, then they'll
understand why you're with thatsignificant other.
The best.
My daughter understands thebest.
She's got a
Tara (25:29):
boyfriend.
saun (25:30):
So she understands.
She understands.
She's the older one, right?
She's the oldest.
Okay.
Tara (25:33):
And then my son,
saun (25:34):
I'm gonna have to get some shit kickers to wear around her
sometime.
Because she told me I should getsome, so maybe I'm gonna play a
joke.
I'm gonna dress how I do and I'mgonna put some cowboy boots.
Oh, she's gonna love it.
I said, I just did what you toldme to do.
You're right.
Tara (25:44):
She'll love that she loves cover boots and
saun (25:46):
over.
That's what I'm saying, guys,get creative, man.
It's not hard if you just don'tbe quiet all the time too.
Try to talk if you can.
Because out try to get to knowthe kids.
Yeah.
Just do something to talk to'em.
It's, it could be easier.
And you think if you just,
Tara (25:59):
if you find out what the kids are interested in, like my
son is into transformers, youcan't go wrong.
Talk to'em about transporters.
Oh, I can relate
saun (26:07):
to our daughter.
I gotta do is bring another boxspring to burn over here and
she'll be my friend again.
Any kind of wood.
Yes.
Boots in a box spring and I,she's my best friend.
Tara (26:16):
Yeah.
That's how easy it is to connectwith these people.
saun (26:19):
Look, I got shit kickers in a box spring to burn.
Tara (26:21):
You just gotta figure out, you gotta
saun (26:22):
roll homie.
Or what?
Tara (26:25):
Yeah, you just gotta figure out what the kids'
interests are and if you arereally interested in that girl
and whatnot and go from there.
But if
saun (26:33):
somebody likes you a lot, they'll let it be known.
It's a natural reaction.
But if somebody's slacking allthe time they're not putting any
effort in.
It's just basically turn aroundand go the other direction.
'cause this is, it's pointless.
Tara (26:44):
If they're not consistent, move forward.
saun (26:46):
Just move forward.
Tara (26:48):
And that's what I've learned.
If they're not consistent andthey don't do what they say
they're gonna do, move on to thenext one.
Yeah.
It's a, there's so many fish inthe sea, it's not funny.
saun (26:57):
People are flaky guys, you guys know this as well as I do.
People are fucking stupid,flaky.
And I give somebody a coupletimes to do that shit to me and
then I'm like, you know what?
Cool.
I stopped being rude.
That's one thing I changed aboutmyself.
I used to be like, I don't know.
I might go off the deep end andbe like, oh, you fucking must
not like me then.
Or I just say something thatsounds insecure and I just, man,
(27:20):
that's gone.
That's fucking so far gone.
If you don't like me, you don'tlike me.
If you do right,
Tara (27:25):
I'll know it.
You're comfortable in your skin.
You're comfortable withyourself.
saun (27:28):
I'm kind, I'm comfortable enough.
You know what I mean?
You've been
Tara (27:30):
single for a long time, so you know who you are and what
you want and what you're lookingfor.
saun (27:34):
Yeah.
I got needs too and everybody'sdifferent and something's I'm
not like that or.
This is what I'm looking for.
So just be honest up front.
Yes.
That's another subject that justthrew into play is to be super
blunt.
And I'm saying this on bothends, ladies too.
Tell'em, tell these people whatyou want, what you're looking
for.
Tara (27:50):
If you're looking for a fuck buddy, say that to them.
Say
saun (27:53):
so.
You're not a whore if youfucking say that.
Yeah, we have needs.
Okay.
If you wanna fuck you.
Just say it.
Look, I just kinda, I'm looking
Tara (28:00):
for a friend with benefits.
That's it.
No strings attached.
saun (28:04):
Yeah.
Friends with benefits getting tobe a dirty word.
So I'd say it's no stringsattached.
A softer say so I just, I reallywant no attachments.
I'd rather just have a littlefun.
If you're not down for that
Tara (28:13):
than move on,
saun (28:13):
that's cool.
Just be my friend.
We'll go from there.
That sounds very simple and verynon-stressed.
Tara (28:19):
Yeah,
saun (28:19):
because the air, the dirty laundry's out now.
There's nothing for you to findout.
I told you my intentions.
And I have done that in thepast.
And some be surprised fellas, ifyou just play it fucking cool,
they might just be okay with ittoo.
'cause they realized maybe it'sstress free for them too.
Tara (28:35):
Dating advice.
He, we are giving you reallyfucking good dating advice.
You're getting a good
saun (28:39):
dick and you ain't gotta do his laundry cook for him.
How good does it get?
Tara (28:41):
If you are looking for something casual,
saun (28:44):
but stick to somebody, don't just go fuck around.
Find a good sex buddy that'sdown and just keep them
consistent for a while.
Tara (28:49):
Ladies, if you're talking to five or six guys and you're
going out on dates, that's fine.
Don't be fucking five or sixguys.
saun (28:54):
Yeah.
Don't do that shit.
You're just asking.
That's just gross.
You're gonna have a, thosecouple guys out of the five is
gonna have something.
They're gonna be obsessive andthey might be stalkers and so
on.
Oh yeah.
Some of you ladies create thesemotherfuckers because you're
doing shit like that.
Tara (29:05):
Oh.
'cause the pussy's so good.
They become stalkers.
I've had a couple of thosebecause of the pussy.
No, don't even,
saun (29:11):
no, there's no pussy that can get me like that.
There's no pussy that can get melike that.
Tara (29:16):
I've had a couple.
saun (29:20):
That's why I tell
Tara (29:20):
em when I fuck you don't fall in love.
And guess what they do?
And then they get psychos.
It's
saun (29:25):
cause they throw their emotions and their penis in at
the same time.
Hey, stop doing that guys.
Stop doing that.
Yeah.
You don't know until and as anadditive, you really don't know
somebody until you live withthem.
Oh, make that a trial periodtoo.
Yeah.
Tara (29:39):
You really don't know none of nobody until you live with
them.
You find out if they're afucking slob.
Exactly.
Living habits, it's gonna be thebig key piss on the floor, not
cleaning it up.
They actually clean theirtoilet.
Yeah.
You'll find out a lot.
saun (29:53):
Yeah.
So you may have to judge thatfella or female when you go to
their place and to see how theylive.
He's looking around my, I'm not,I just do that anyway.
But it does look like I'mscamming your house or
something, but yeah.
But I
Tara (30:06):
got a lot of clutter.
You could take that inconsideration.
I'm not gonna lie, I got clutterin, in half of my other room,
but it's,
saun (30:12):
but you got a house on land and that's just fucking G
enough.
'cause I wish I had a coupleacres too
Tara (30:17):
I do be checking out dude's packages.
That is a thing of mine.
I do.
You do?
Fuck yeah.
Oh, you're gonna raise it up soI can see,
saun (30:24):
remember I did a little peek on leg?
Tara (30:27):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is a thing.
I don't know if a lot of womendo it.
I know I do.
It.
This is like the first thing Ilook at.
saun (30:37):
I might get some great sweatpants, get a cock ring,
just like old dude said and justwalk around my shit.
Just chunky as fuck.
Tara (30:45):
I don't think you're gonna need a cock ring.
That's the only one you needwhen you're having sex and you
can't get it hard.
That's what the cock ring's for.
I
saun (30:51):
will fucking be devastated today.
I just can't get it up.
That's what I fear,
Tara (30:55):
dude.
They got so many fuckingbullshit for that.
I don't wanna hear it.
We've already talked about it.
saun (31:00):
That's true.
It's the future now.
Shit.
This
Tara (31:02):
right.
saun (31:03):
I'll die with a boner probably.
Tara (31:04):
And I think as sexual as you are, the way you talk, I
don't think you're gonna haveany problems.
I just
saun (31:09):
have too much testosterone for my age,
Tara (31:11):
apparently.
saun (31:12):
I don't understand it, but I love it.
Tara (31:14):
How old are you?
saun (31:15):
Almost 46.
Tara (31:16):
Oh, that's right.
Your birthday's coming up July,right?
saun (31:19):
July 10th
Tara (31:20):
yep.
Oh, it's getting watered down.
kelly (31:23):
Oh.
Tara (31:25):
I got pieces of lime in my mouth.
saun (31:28):
She's got it in her mouth, guys.
Can you hear that?
Tara (31:32):
Tasty?
I, we haven't even smoked weedthis time I hid it a couple
times.
I'm not even, I hit it a
saun (31:38):
few times too.
Tara (31:39):
Yeah.
But you were stone when you gothere.
saun (31:42):
Yeah.
Tara (31:43):
You was blowed, like your eyes were red.
What was you smoking on?
saun (31:48):
Some crack.
Oh yeah.
No, we smoked fucking a coupleblunts after the card break
because we had, I co-hosted theother night a few nights ago and
it went till fucking two in themorning.
I just was falling out and Istarted.
Getting quiet and letting himjust run the show.
And I'm like, I just don't wannatalk in the background no more.
(32:10):
It got to that point'cause itwas like a six, seven hour show.
Tara (32:14):
Jesus.
kelly (32:15):
All right.
Rub one out
saun (32:16):
and get some sleep.
kelly (32:18):
Will do.
Tara (32:21):
You got dos right?
kelly (32:22):
Having hooked C?
Yes, of course.
Tara (32:25):
All right.
Goodnight.
Pound yourself
saun (32:26):
out.
Tara (32:29):
He said pound it out, bitch.
Poor
Kelly.
What do you mean poor Kelly?
What's wrong with Kelly?
saun (32:36):
Bless her soul.
Tara (32:39):
She's getting Dick.
saun (32:41):
She is.
Tara (32:41):
Fuck yeah.
I didn't know.
She was not like she wasn't.
She comes up here and gets it.
Oh, she takes my car and goesand gets it.
Yeah, she's got Dick.
She's got fuck buddies.
saun (32:52):
Okay.
Good for her.
Tara (32:53):
It's poor Tara.
Tara ain't got nobody to fuck.
Good
saun (32:56):
hurt.
You ain't got nobody to fuck.
Fuck no.
Because you keep getting allthese dick pics.
Tara (33:01):
Yeah.
saun (33:01):
Get one of them.
Tara (33:02):
No.
I'm good.
saun (33:06):
My guy looks like a baby's arm.
Tara (33:10):
Dude, this one scared me.
It was so fucking big.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I was like, there's no way.
And I've seen some big cocks inmy day.
Yeah.
This one kind of scared me.
saun (33:24):
Damn.
Tara (33:24):
It had to have been 12 inches and I shit you not, the
head of that fucking dick wasbigger than the cock.
Yeah.
Nope.
saun (33:33):
Jesus.
Tara (33:34):
I think that would be the first time I'd ever say no to a
cock.
saun (33:38):
You're like don't put it all the way in,
Tara (33:39):
but there's no fucking way.
Where would it fit?
saun (33:42):
I don't know.
There's probably, them guysprobably think they're the kings
of the world, but they got a lotof girls telling'em no.
Tara (33:47):
Yeah, absolutely.
And I've got a deep vagina, likeI can take a lot.
I, that was pretty fucking,after, so after it gets so big
and so long, it just hurts.
It's not comfortable.
saun (34:01):
Jeez.
Tara (34:03):
It is just not, it just hurts.
saun (34:06):
I know I'm average because when a girl likes me, she tells
me it's nice.
And then when they don't likeme, they tell me it's little.
Oh, every girl does that to aguy when they fucking leave you,
you're dick's that off.
Like what?
You know better than that.
Tara (34:18):
I bet you wasn't complaining about it when he was
fucking it all that time.
You were
saun (34:21):
loving it.
All that time you were tellingyour girls the other thing.
Now your friends are asking whythe size changed'cause you don't
like them.
It's, it is just funny.
It's petty.
Tara (34:28):
Yeah.
That's some petty bullshit thatYeah.
That couples do go through.
Yeah.
Do you ever date anyone thatever broke your shit?
saun (34:37):
Broke my shit.
Tara (34:38):
Destroyed your shit.
saun (34:39):
You mean hurt me down there?
No, not
Tara (34:41):
down there.
You're.
Your things around your home.
Had anybody ever you've ever haddestroy your stuff, go psycho.
Destroying your things, yourYeah.
That's been a lot.
Penis.
saun (34:51):
There's a such thing like Dennis Robin fucked somebody and
caught what they called acontusion or did something where
they, you can get your dickbroke.
It's like a muscle rip more thanit is a break.
Tara (35:02):
Oh, that's what Kelly was talking about.
One of her friend's has one ofthose.
I
saun (35:05):
just wonder if our, that's why some of our US guys that
have bent dicks a little bitmight be ac sex accidents.
Tara (35:12):
No.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I
saun (35:15):
don't know.
Guys, you marinate on that.
Make sure you comment on thisfucking thing and you tell me.
Tara (35:21):
So Yeah, I agree you can only take so much.
It's gotta have girth to itthough.
It can't be skinny as a pencil.
And the guy's gotta know whathe's doing.
Not all men, God say, know whatthey're doing.
Yeah.
I can't stand the guy that justlays on top of a girl, like puts
all his body weight on her.
Dude, get the fuck.
I put a very
saun (35:41):
small portion of my body weight on just my waist weight.
Tara (35:46):
Waist weight.
saun (35:47):
You know the pressure's here.
Tara (35:51):
You should be on your knees.
saun (35:54):
That you are on your knees, but you're still leaning
with your waist.
You don't fuck with your knees.
Tara (36:02):
No.
You fuck with your waist.
So if you're laying on her,you're not moving your waist.
Your as might to be going up anddown,
saun (36:10):
right?
Tara (36:11):
Is this what you're doing?
saun (36:12):
Yeah.
The little micro humps.
Oh, you got me fucked up.
Seriously?
Tara (36:16):
You're a lazy fuck.
saun (36:18):
I didn't say I was like that.
I'm just trying to describe whatyou're talking about.
Tara (36:21):
Oh,
saun (36:21):
okay.
I was like, is that I'm askingyou, are you talking about the
bunny ho the little micro humpsthat dudes do?
I sure the fuck don't like thejackrabbit
Tara (36:30):
hard and fast.
saun (36:31):
And you like it slow a little bit too, huh?
Yeah.
Tara (36:34):
I gotta slow it down'cause
saun (36:36):
yeah.
Tara (36:37):
I with you on that.
I'm trying
saun (36:38):
to make
Tara (36:38):
someone make love to me.
I truly
saun (36:39):
agree with you on that because the older I get, the
more I realize'cause like backlike when my twenties, I
thought, fucking girl, hard asyou thought possibly could.
Fuck.
No.
That's the way to go.
Tara (36:47):
No, do not fuck a girl hard.
Do not jackrabbit her.
She does not like it.
And then when you guys push inreally hard and fast and bottom
us out, that shit hurts too.
saun (36:57):
I've heard that.
Yeah.
I learned that later on.
Tara (37:00):
So when you push in hard, some girls
saun (37:01):
aren't that deep.
It makes me feel like I'm.
Tara (37:04):
I'm deep, but when you fucking bottom me out, that shit
hurts.
It does.
I take eight inches.
No problem.
But you can only take so much.
And like it only stretches sofucking far.
Only goes so fucking far.
Thank you for coming over anddoing another show with me.
saun (37:23):
Hell to the Yes
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