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In this engaging and explicit episode, Tara hosts a lively discussion with guests Sean, Tammy, and Kelly on a variety of sexual topics. The conversation covers personal experiences and perspectives on oral sex, masturbation, and relationship dynamics, such as the importance of mutual effort and communication. Sean shares anecdotes about his experiences with happy ending massages, while Tammy recounts her past in a restrictive religious cult and her journey towards sexual freedom. The group also delves into the nuances of sexual satisfaction, discussing the importance of technique, emotional connection, and personal preferences. Additionally, they touch on topics like the societal perceptions of confidence, the influence of social media on relationships, and the complexities of religious experiences. The episode is both informative and humorous, offering unfiltered insights into intimate aspects of life and relationships.

00:00 Introduction and Guest Introduction
00:29 Early Life and Travel Experiences
01:17 Discussion on Oral Sex
03:14 Personal Preferences and Experiences
06:01 Relationship Dynamics and Personal Stories
16:57 Advice and Reflections on Relationships
26:06 Spirituality vs Religion
26:28 Church Donations Debate
27:52 Tammy's Cult Experience
29:58 Masturbation and Sexuality
44:28 Happy Ending Massages
51:05 Swingers Clubs and Voyeurism
52:45 Conclusion and Sign-off

Episode Transcript

TARA (3) (00:20):
Welcome back guys.
And we have a jokester with ustonight.
This is Sean.
He's here with us to give us amale perspective on oral sex.

SEAN (00:29):
How old are you and where are you from?
45 going on 46 born in SanDiego, partially raised right
here.
Columbus, Ohio.
Okay.
Yeah.

TARA (3) (00:38):
So you're like me.
I used to travel like my dadlived in Ohio.
My mom lived in Florida, so Iwould travel back and forth on a
plane.
How young were you when youfirst got on a plane?

SEAN (00:46):
1984.

TARA (3) (00:47):
How old were you?
Yeah.
I was about five

SEAN (00:50):
years old.
I was five.
Five.
I was five years

TARA (3) (00:53):
old as well.
Scared the shit out of me.
I was excited to tell let's go.

SEAN (00:57):
Yeah, I was but at the same time I was quivering like a
dog shitting razor blades Tammydon't think any different of me.
Of course.
We got Tammy with us

TAMMY (01:05):
My opinion matters a little I'm sure.

SEAN (01:08):
Kelly and Tara think I'm pretty cool

TARA (3) (01:09):
We with them and welcome back Tammy and we also
have Hi guys.
How are ya?
Alright.
In today's show, the topic isoral sex.
Because there's so many men outthere that are not listening.
Who's giving or who's taking?
What do you mean?
On the oral situation.
Oh, I do both.

SEAN (01:29):
Okay.
Universal.
That's nice.

TARA (3) (01:31):
Yeah.

SEAN (01:32):
Alright.

TARA (3) (01:33):
I've had sex with women.
I like to eat pussy.
I've had sex with women too.

SEAN (01:36):
I knew we had something in common.
I fucking knew it as soon as Iwalked in here.
I'm like, you know what?
We just we both like eating andyeah.
Traveling.
Traveling.
Photography.
Mmhmm.
And cooking.
Yeah, we come in differenttowns, I'm like, hey, local
cocksmiths, man.

TARA (3) (01:50):
Ring.
So what are you trying to say?
You're gonna be my localcocksmith?
You got a lock that needspopped?
All righty then, okay.

SEAN (01:58):
Good evening, everybody.
I love each and every one ofyou.
He is a trip, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a trip I'm gonna let thehost do her thing, but check me
out on the WhatNot platform DealEstate Baby, if you wanna get a
deal and you wanna get thosedeals.
On what?
On WhatNot.
What the fuck is WhatNot?

(02:19):
You haven't heard of WhatNot?
What plan have you guys been onthis whole time?
Motherfucker,

KELLY (02:23):
this is her.

SEAN (02:24):
I don't know, what is Whatnot?
Whatnot, okay, so it's an app,like you know how TikTok is,
right?
Most of the time it's buy itnow, they don't have an auction
platform per se.
Okay.
So like you come across somebodythat's selling candy or like a
treadmill.
Okay, so small businesses.
Small businesses, yeah, peoplework right there and they go to
live video just like we're doingnow, but we're not.

(02:45):
I should be, but I haven't Youshould be.
By the way, guys, I'll, no, I'lllet her tell everybody that.
No,

TARA (3) (02:50):
you go ahead!

SEAN (02:51):
She is going to elevate this show straight to the video
podcast.
That's right.
And we're thinking Rumble andYouTube, guys.
Rumble and YouTube.
Yeah.
And just take over.
Yeah.
I think we could do an 8 figurepodcast.
We might even have an economy,like a crypto tied to it or
something.
Nevermind, I'm kidding.

TARA (3) (03:08):
I think we could have an 8

SEAN (03:10):
figure podcast.
Yeah.
So 8 figures, masturbation,oral, yeah?
Yeah.
So you like oral?

TARA (3) (03:16):
Yes.

SEAN (03:17):
Who doesn't really?

TARA (3) (03:17):
If

SEAN (03:18):
they know what they're doing.

TARA (3) (03:20):
If their partner

SEAN (03:20):
knows

TARA (3) (03:21):
what they're doing, I guess you could say.

SEAN (03:22):
I think it's the best thing since sliced bread.
Really?
To simplify it all down.
Yeah.

TARA (3) (03:26):
Okay.
Since sliced bread.

SEAN (03:28):
Yeah.

TARA (3) (03:29):
That's a long time ago.
Okay.
So what do you like about itmost?

SEAN (03:32):
I don't know.
I think.
What man doesn't want to sitback and just get serviced?

TARA (3) (03:36):
It's almost like feeling like a king on a throne.
Out of all the women that suckedyour dick, did majority know
what they were doing or not?

SEAN (03:43):
No, not the majority.
Not the majority.
See, that's what I wanna fix.
We got some teeth scrapers outthere.
They're joking on it and thinkthat's the greatest thing.
And I'm like, look.
You're trying to eat me.
Just concentrate on one parthere.
You know what I mean?
But no.
I like a good Two hander, okay.
You gotta have two hands.
Oh, balls and dick.

(04:04):
Yeah.
Okay.
It's like you're holding a winebottle and you're shining it up
and drying it out for the nextpour, some

TARA (3) (04:09):
guys don't like their balls played with when they're
getting sucked.
Yeah.

SEAN (04:13):
Is that really true?
Tammy, is that true?
You ever had a guy say, get offmy nuts?
It is

TAMMY (04:17):
true.

TARA (3) (04:18):
I have never had that.
I've never had a guy do that tome.
Some don't.
Depending, it's depending if youknow what you're doing.
If you're too rough and toughdown there, they're like, no.
That's true.
I

SEAN (04:28):
feel like there's a such thing as sucking the ball a
little too hard.
Yes.
And it's about to get unpluggedfrom the wall and it's going to
be Offset or something.
We'll see, I know some guys thatdo like that.
We'll see, I know some guys thatdo like that.
Listen, there's some guys thatlike to be stomped on the balls
by some high heels.
I like mine to be caressed andworshipped a little bit.

(04:48):
Just paint that picture to me.
Let me know,

KELLY (04:52):
okay.
I got the picture in my

TARA (3) (04:53):
head.
Okay.
Alright, Kelly's got it down.
Alright, we have talked oralsex.
Kelly, I, and Tammy.
We started doing a show andsomehow it didn't record, but
we're gonna do it all overagain.
Feel that men do not know whatthey're doing down there.
A lot of men.
They want to motorboat it.
They want to be rough and toughand some want to say, Oh, this

(05:14):
is for me.
No, bitch.
This is for me,

SEAN (05:17):
think there's probably some truth behind that.

TARA (3) (05:19):
Oh, I know what there is.
Guys get off on eating pussy.
They get their dick hard.

SEAN (05:22):
I'm like the best pussy eater in the world, but we're
not talking about me right now.
Oh, I'm not like self centered.
I'm cocky and

TARA (3) (05:27):
confident over here.

SEAN (05:29):
Do

TARA (3) (05:30):
you know how many guys I've heard say that and turn out
that they don't know what thefuck they're doing?

SEAN (05:34):
It could be true.
I think a lot.
So true.
I think women, I think everywoman's kind of built different
down there, like as far as theirpoints.
True.
I know some like on top of thehood, I like some that's both
in, out, on top, whatever.
You just gotta figure out whatthe girl likes.
But just simply clit, nothingelse.
See, I like them all.
Finger popping's just a bonus,

TARA (3) (05:53):
I guess I just like it all.

KELLY (05:54):
Just add a little sucking your tits while doing it all, or
grabbing your tits.
That's

TARA (3) (05:59):
definitely part of foreplay.

SEAN (06:01):
Is that the real reason women don't date short men?
Because when they're down, theycan't really get

TARA (3) (06:05):
The reason why I Kelly, you can laugh.

KELLY (06:08):
I gotta laugh.
I'm fucking tall.

TARA (3) (06:10):
The reason why I don't date shorter guys is because
wear high heels, so when I puthigh heels on, I'm six foot.
So I look like two peoplecompared to their one.
And I just know that's awkward.
Yeah.
And two I've never beenattracted to a shorter guy.
Never ever.
Do you think it's a dominationthing?
No.
No I think that I want to bedominated, so yeah, I think it

(06:31):
is for me.
No,

SEAN (06:32):
You're submissive when it's time.
That makes sense.
See, I've never said that togrease with me.
I'm like, yeah, you want to besubmissive when I need your own
recognizance?
Yeah, not in business, not inthe public eye.
You want to appear to be, Hey, Igot a force field.
It's going to be hard topenetrate.
You hear the click of the doorand the lights are out or
whatever, so when a girl goesdown on a guy, we're feeling

(06:54):
like, we're in, we're beingcontrolled in some way.
If that makes sense.
If you're asking this guy'sperspective, not every guy is
the same.
Remember, some don't like theirballs touched.
I think they need a headexamined or something.
Maybe.
But they probably had somebodythat actually

KELLY (07:08):
hurt him and now they never want to try it again.
Possibly, in that situation.
They're like, yeah, don't

TARA (3) (07:14):
even fuck with them.

SEAN (07:15):
If a girl is acting like it's a chore doer, then I'm, it
might take me longer to get tothat point.
Go ahead, Tammy.
What's that?

TAMMY (07:21):
Or like the 22 year old, like he, he didn't understand
the sensation that came from it.
It was too weird and differentfor him.
He, he wanted me to back off ofthat because just giving him
head alone was so intense forhim.
Oh yeah.
He must have been

TARA (3) (07:36):
young and virgin type,

SEAN (07:38):
virgin.

TARA (3) (07:38):
Yeah.
Yeah.

SEAN (07:39):
Yeah.
Me too.
Yeah.
His motivation was towards justreceiving it and not really.
Yeah, he

TAMMY (07:46):
doesn't give back in that way.
No, never oral.
That's not good.

SEAN (07:51):
You don't want somebody one sided like that.

TAMMY (07:52):
I don't.
You're right.
Or double standard.

SEAN (07:55):
I've actually put my clothes on when a girl told me
she was double standard and thisis years ago.
I'm like, I got everything out.
I'm fucking, I can poke a holein the drywall just running into
it.
I'm like that ready to go andthen she's no, and something
like that.
I put my clothes on left.
So I can't deal with this shit.
Wait a minute.

TARA (3) (08:10):
She wouldn't suck your dick?

SEAN (08:11):
No, just sex in general.
Like we got, we messed around tothat point.
This is so long ago.
We're talking about the 20slike, okay.
you're good.

TAMMY (08:18):
I have a confession to make.

SEAN (08:20):
Okay, let's hear

TAMMY (08:21):
it.
When I was 41 there was an oldergentleman at church who was a
retired Police officer anddetectives And he carried a gun
and a bulletproof vest becausethe church had been like shot in
before So he was like veryprotective But he was super

(08:46):
flirty with people Every singlewoman in the church.
And so when he started with me,I didn't take it seriously at
all.
He, I didn't know it at thetime, but he was actually 82
years old and he, one day afterchurch, he whispered in my ear,
I would love to know what youtaste like down there.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Whoa.
So now wait,

SEAN (09:07):
how old was you again?

TAMMY (09:08):
I was 41.
He's 82, so he's double my age.
Yeah, so the next day he askedme to come over and do some work
for him, some yard work.
And I started working and whenthe coast was clear, he just
laid a kiss on me and it made myknees buckle.

SEAN (09:25):
And

TAMMY (09:25):
then he was like Follow me to the house.
There's a lot of Howard y

SEAN (09:28):
swagger going on right there, right?

TAMMY (09:29):
So he totally took command and I was just like,
like a little puppy dog with mytongue hanging out.
I love a man that's in command,that knows what he wants, and he
just, there's my point exactly.
I love it.
And the last time I saw him, wewere, we went to a hotel room.
And I gave him a blowjob, eventhough he couldn't get hard.
I still gave him one andafterwards he just trembled from

(09:49):
head to toe.
He told me later, he said, I'vebeen with 50 women and not a
single one of them has evergiven me a blowjob.

TARA (3) (09:57):
I'm sorry.
If dude's not getting hard andI'm giving him a blowjob.
Is that what you said?
There's something wrong withthat.
Yeah.

TAMMY (10:03):
50 women had been with him and not any of them had ever
given him a photo.
Oh,

TARA (3) (10:07):
he's 80.
Oh, okay.
She's

SEAN (10:09):
41.
She's 80.

Tara (10:10):
That's

SEAN (10:10):
right.
Okay, I'm catching up here.
I'm on my way.
So I did turn her on enough toget to that point.

TAMMY (10:16):
He was a hot guy.
I'm not gonna lie.
He was sharp as a tack.
And he was hilarious.
Like total comedian.
He was adorable.
I couldn't get enough of him tobe honest with

TAMMY (2) (10:30):
you.

KELLY (10:31):
Did he give you a head?
That's what I want to know.

TAMMY (10:34):
Oh yeah, that was the first thing that happened.
As soon as I got in his house.

TARA (3) (10:37):
Oh okay, so he pleased you first.
Yeah.
My guy.
My

SEAN (10:40):
guy.
I feel like that's how it shouldgo.
I'll be honest with you.
Another man's perspective.
Yes.
We should go first.
Because I want to be thefinishing product.
Because once it's over, that'swhen I want to stop.
That's traditional for us.
We were built that way.
But I would like to do all mywork on her so that she felt
like she already got to hergoal.
I'm going to show you.
What you did for me and tell meeverything I did, and I'm like

(11:01):
there we go.
That's telepathy at its finest.
Yeah.
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Yeah.

SEAN (11:27):
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TARA (3) (11:28):
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That's my LLC, but the podcastwill be under Talking Taboo with
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SEAN (11:35):
We're going to take the first caller.
We did this earlier.
She was funny.
She's hi, I'm Kelly.

KELLY (11:38):
Yeah.
Hi, this is Kelly.
I'm calling Ann.
That's crazy.

TARA (3) (11:42):
What's your favorite oral sex?

KELLY (11:43):
Yeah.
What do you mean?
My favorite.
Do you

TARA (3) (11:46):
like to be fingered when you're having oral sex?
Oh, I

KELLY (11:50):
like it all except for, I like little butt play too.
I guess I like it all.

SEAN (11:55):
I left some parts out when you was asking me, but go ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm just

KELLY (12:00):
saying,

TARA (3) (12:01):
Ass plays a must in my book.

KELLY (12:02):
I'm not a big ass player, but it doesn't bother me, and it
depends on who does it too.
You know what I mean?
And it's,

TARA (3) (12:10):
You gotta be gentle and soft, guys.
It's like kissing, Frenchkissing your mouth on her
clitoris.

SEAN (12:16):
It's more arousing when it's lightweight and slow mo at
first.
Yes.
Everything needs to build up.
And not go right into it.
And that's probably where theyoung person fucked up.
They can just go balls to thewall.
There's a lot of testosterone onthat 22 year old you were
talking about.
Once you put those miles in thenyou start to get it.
I go based on reaction.
There's something I did that Icame back to and it worked again

(12:36):
and now it will tell meeverything I need to know

Tara (12:38):
kelly.
He's just so good.
Get back to Kelly.
He's just quick witted and know.
Got something on the mind.
I love it.
Me too.
I fucking

TARA (3) (12:45):
love

KELLY (12:46):
it though.
Oh, I love it too.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm enjoying this a lot.
Yeah.
I've bitched I forgot.
I know I was gonna saysomething.
Oh, you know what I was gonnasay It's like a slow jam, put on
some Jodeci, or some shit likethat.
And that's how slow, you don'tneed to go super fast.

(13:06):
Cause that's if you want to getthe girl off quick, you're gonna
have to go slow.
Cause if you go fast, it's nevergonna happen.
It's not a race.

TARA (3) (13:13):
When you're eating pussy, because if it is, it
won't get finished.

SEAN (13:17):
Same for us.
Slow at

TARA (3) (13:19):
first.
You won't cross the finish line.

KELLY (13:21):
Tara, what's your thing on blowjobs?

TARA (3) (13:25):
I personally do not think I'm very good, but I'm
told I'm good.
I don't enjoy doing them.
I'd rather eat ass than give ablowjob.
But I'll do it because they,they service me.
I will service them in return.
But I still want dick after I

KELLY (13:37):
Of course, four sex that's foreplay

TARA (3) (13:39):
before the shebang, it takes a lot for me to come
anyway.

KELLY (13:42):
I think it also depends on who it is, it just honestly,
when I

TARA (3) (13:46):
masturbate, it still takes a long time.
I don't wanna hear it.
I'm one and done like a dude.

SEAN (13:51):
So you tap out afterwards?
Yeah.

TARA (3) (13:53):
I'm one and done.
But I do like afternoon sex.
Like 12, 1, 2 o'clock in theafternoon.
I love that shit.

SEAN (13:58):
So what if the guys want it again though?
I'll

TARA (3) (14:00):
do it again.

SEAN (14:02):
I myself am one of those ones that are like, I'm not
happy with just one.
No.
Especially now,

TARA (3) (14:07):
I haven't had it and been without for so long.
Yeah, definitely there's goingto be a honeymoon phase with
every relationship there is.
You're fucking like dogs.
Fuck.
Yeah, I'll

SEAN (14:18):
slow down in time.

TARA (3) (14:19):
We all do.

KELLY (14:20):
I don't mind having sex like three times a day,
sometimes.
Not every day.
Don't get me wrong.
It just depends who you're with,again, like I keep saying.

SEAN (14:28):
For some, some couples have been together like 20 plus
years and they do it all thetime.
And some people are like that.
I'm nymphomatic myself.
It ain't just a guy's thing.
Not all guys are like that.
There's some guys.
They don't give it up to theirgirls.
If

TARA (3) (14:42):
you make it interesting and you turn me on,
then yeah, we're doing it threetimes a day.
But if you're just sticking yourdick in me just to get so you
can get off.
Yeah no.
It won't work out won't.
But we all get sick

SEAN (14:52):
and we don't feel good sometimes.
That's accept, that's exceptionto the we're talking about
normal course.
It's time to go to bed.
I feel like it's something thatputs me to sleep fucking easy.
You know what I mean?
Hell yeah.
And it wakes me up.
It does both.
It is my melatonin.

KELLY (15:05):
My, my favorite is morning sex.
I love to fucking wake up andhave morning sex.
I'm so true.
Super sensitive.
Oh my god, it isn't it?
Probably for the girl too.
Yeah.
It is for

SEAN (15:14):
me anyway.
Now that

KELLY (15:15):
you say something.
Now that you say it, I agree.
I think.
Yeah.

SEAN (15:19):
Don't it feel like it's boosted?
Your orgasms come on quicker.

TARA (3) (15:21):
Yeah.
Alright, you guys are in a fieldI don't know.
I don't really care for morningsex.
It's not my

TAMMY (15:29):
thing to do.

TARA (3) (15:29):
But I'll stay up all night until four in the morning

SEAN (15:31):
fucking.
But you mentioned eating assthough I gotta go back to that,
like, how does that be yourpreference?
I don't know, I just like itwhat's going on when you're
doing that?
There's all kinds of things.
Not everybody's ass is fucking

TARA (3) (15:43):
Oh, no, I don't know, nobody, everybody's You see what
I mean?
Yeah, it's gotta be No, it'sgotta be, I've gotta be in a
relationship and all that stuff.
But

SEAN (15:50):
So that's a, that's an emotional thing.
Not just something you like.

TARA (3) (15:53):
I like doing it, but I've never done it with anybody
else

SEAN (15:56):
yet.
I've had it done like a coupletimes, but it's more like when
they did it, they were likeputting their tongue on a 9 volt
battery or something.
Oh, yeah, no.
And I'm like, just don't evenbother.
Yeah, but I like it when a girlslips her finger in the crack of
my ass, I ain't gonna lie.
Oh, okay.
I just like it a lot of guysshould admit that shit.
They massage the asshole whilethey're sucking everything else.
Yeah, and the taint, yes.

KELLY (16:14):
And that shit don't, I like that.
And that shit don't make yougay.
No.
It's, I don't like this at all.
I'm not bisexual.
It's a no, but it's a normalthing that guys, are nervous to
say anything about.
But they should be telling theirpartner if they do like that.
Yeah.

SEAN (16:28):
I got turned onto it by default.
I didn't ever ask that in mylife.
Nice.
I've had girls do that.
Just do it.
A lot of younger girls do thatstuff and try to experience
like.
They know I'm not gay.
Obviously, I've never been gay.
Dudes don't entice me like that.
You know what I mean?
The only thing I get flatteredis if a gay guy compliments me
and says I'm handsome orsomething.
Aww.
And it's that's cool.
You weren't being creepy, but ifyou could see me like that and

(16:50):
you're a dude, then okay.
Thanks.
It's a compliment taken.
It is.
But no, you're boundary.
It's just the way it is.
Yeah.

TARA (3) (16:57):
Now, how do you feel about If your girl's attractive,
and she's getting all, a lot ofattention and looks and stuff,
now you do you get mad at her,or do you get mad at other
people?

SEAN (17:06):
Neither.
Most of the time if some dudelooks over to see your girl and
she's attractive, then, if it'sa quick look, you just can't get
mad at everything.
Everything doesn't deserve areaction when it comes to stuff
like that.
It just don't.
If somebody's hardcore plotting,it looks like they're plotting
to take my girl.
That could be a boundary crosserand then we'll have a
conversation so we don't all getthis bar of fuck and everything

(17:28):
that's not bolted to the groundgoes up in the air.
Confident guys should beflattered the fact that somebody
does see the girl like that, butHe has that look of defeat Oh,
your girl's hot.
Sucks.
Sucks that you get to take herhome tonight.
I'm totally okay with shit likethat.
Jessie's

TAMMY (2) (17:41):
girl!

SEAN (17:45):
Because, I'm a decent looking dude, especially for my
age.
I'll give myself that, andthere's no cocky perspective
because I don't have an ego.
I'm no better than anybody.
That's the fucking truth, man.
I'm humble.
And that's why I have no filter.
I'm just like, I live once,we're all going to be forgotten
about someday.

TARA (3) (18:01):
So as long as I've got bullets in the chamber, I've got
to

SEAN (18:03):
shoot.

TARA (3) (18:04):
Don't work no more, I'm doing what I do.
I am living life to the fullest,most definitely.
I have to.
That's good.
That's real good.
It's too short.
I've lost too many people, Ialready know.
It's just it's just too short.

SEAN (18:16):
We're in our mid life, so we're all congruent within the
same age, mid forties.
And

TARA (3) (18:20):
we're all single.
Isn't that funny?
Or are you single?
I'm sorry I,

SEAN (18:23):
Yeah.

TARA (3) (18:23):
Okay, I thought, I, your profile said you are.

SEAN (18:25):
For the most part, the past ten years, I've been mostly
single.
Okay.
I have, not to say that Ihaven't had almost close calls,
or had a short term connection.
That has happened, but, It seemslike not just in general, but
like our age, it's, there's somuch that needs to align to make
a relationship work.
It ain't just the attractionanymore.
That was high school.

(18:46):
Timing's the key.
It's more than that.
It's way, timing, yeah.
Timing

KELLY (18:50):
is the biggest shit fuck in the world.
I swear to God it's, yeah.
See,

TARA (3) (18:55):
I met him a year and a half ago when I was at the bar
boohooing over my ex.
And then he just hit me up oneday like, hey, what are you
doing?
sitting here talking, doing thepodcast.
He's cool.

SEAN (19:03):
She was good people.
I was good people.
I didn't try nothing.
She didn't try nothing.
Everything worked out.
So he

TARA (3) (19:07):
gave me a ride home.
I was

SEAN (19:08):
too drunk to drive.
And that's something I wish moreguys would take notes.
I'm not Mike Hogan on this one,but it's an important point.
But some dudes need to calm thefuck down.
Quit trying so goddamn hard,man.
That's a turn off to a chick,man.
It is.
They're used to being hoveredall the time and complimented
and so on.
So be different.
Don't do it.
Make them wonder why you haven'tdone it, but why are you so

(19:28):
nice?
That makes sense.
It's more guys would pick up onthat and just lay the fuck back.
Let your balls hang This is metalking to the fellas if you
guys will listen when you get onhere This is being recorded or
whatever.
Let your balls hang quit tryingso hard and quit expecting it
expect nothing Lower expectationnot expectation as far as what
you would you're gonna takehome, but right Expectations

(19:50):
that you're gonna get sometonight when you go out.
I guess that's where I'm at.

TARA (3) (19:54):
Don't expect you're always gonna get pussy.

SEAN (19:55):
Don't always, yeah.
I've gotten more attention nottrying than I have trying.
So I just, not one of thosedudes that really I'm not
aggressive I guess.
I want somebody mutually see meor bump into me and there's a
mutual attraction.
I feel like that's the besthigh.
Then just trying to score thischick and get her to talk to me.
That's easy to fucking dobecause all I got to do is just

(20:15):
be a blabbermouth like I am now.
And I'll talk to the whole bar,but who I decide that I feel
like this is going to be more ofa conversation, this ain't going
to be words no more.
That's different.

Tara (20:24):
Okay.

TAMMY (20:25):
Yeah, quiet confidence is super sexy.

SEAN (20:27):
I love confidence in a guy.
You agree Kelly?

KELLY (20:30):
Oh, I totally agree.
Confidence is The best, and youdon't see it anymore.
It's hard to find a confidentman.
Cause this jealousy shit's justridiculous.
Or, they just don't care, theyjust want to fuck you.
And that's the biggest thing.
Because people have thisillusion that there's always
going to be somebody out there.

(20:51):
Look, I'm 47, and it doesn'thappen like that.
I'm just letting everybody know.
Don't take people for granted.
Cause you just never know.

SEAN (21:01):
I don't want

TARA (3) (21:01):
to be a spinster.

SEAN (21:02):
I don't.
Nope.
Time is of the essence.
Like we were talking earlierbefore we recorded, time is the
most precious thing.
And time will educate you.
Sometimes you're smart too late.
I think everybody listening oron this podcast could say that
you learned a little too late.
You got smart too late.
Cause you would go back andchange some shit.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Everybody would.
I don't care if it's about yourcareer, education, any goal that

(21:23):
you possessed.
If you had the mindset you hadnow, 20 something, you probably
would have got ahead quicker,got where you wanted.
But that's just the way it goes.
Yeah,

TARA (3) (21:32):
you have lessons to learn.

SEAN (21:33):
Everything goes over your head, like in your 20s and
teenage years.
Everything, you know it allalready.
You fucking know it all.
But you don't.
Now you know you definitely didnot know shit.
You do

TARA (3) (21:41):
not

SEAN (21:42):
know nothing.
You know nothing.
Just 22 year old who can't eatthe pussy, remember?
Fuck, Tammy.
You don't give a shit.
No.
You guys life experience isgoing to be good overall on all
accounts, sexual or not sexualor business or anything.

TARA (3) (21:54):
I could get you ready for your, our number ones, I
guess you could say our foreverpartners for all the life
lessons that we've learned alongthe way.

SEAN (22:03):
There's a lot of unfortunates I've learned along
the way.
I feel like love's temporary.
It has a permit to it.
Yeah, I mean look how manypeople that are together a long
time and they split or peoplethat can't even get it together
these days.
I think

TARA (3) (22:13):
it's because they grow apart because they are not going
out on dates and they're nottrying.
They've grown apart.

KELLY (22:19):
Yeah, they like sleep in separate bedrooms, and things
like that.
It just pushes them away from,that closeness that you're
supposed to have with thatperson.
And even regardless, like youstill a male or a female, you
still want to make that personfeel like they're special to
you.
There's, and there's differentways to do it.
You know what I'm saying?

TARA (3) (22:40):
Yeah, I do.

SEAN (22:41):
It's lack of effort on all parties.
Everybody these days, call itwhat you want, it could be
social media, it could beeverything that's, everybody has
a voice now and everybody's selfrighteous.
Look at me in my rough life andI'm holding a coffee cup with
two hands looking out to natureand it's just me and a tent and
I know my worth.

(23:01):
That's content.
We see these fucking memes allthe time.
That's content.
But that's what's happened tous.
We all got self important, so wefeel like we're worth so much
more.
What you should think highly of,everybody should think highly of
themselves.
Correct.
But, I feel like the socialaspect's fucked up.
People are more blunt onlinethan they are in person.
Oh, those

TARA (3) (23:20):
are keyboard warriors.
I can't stand those.
Keyboard warriors.

SEAN (23:22):
Either we've been guilty of it once in a while, or all
the time.
There's like people all thefucking time.
But I go in public Californiafor one instance, like we see
war, political and racialissues, whatever it is, sexual
issues.
And then I go out places likeCalifornia, that's a heavily
dominant, open place whereanything goes and you can be who
you want.
And you're not getting pointedat look at that motherfucker.

(23:43):
No.
To see a guy's face tattooedwith black fucking pupils,
that's just another dude.
Be who you want.
It's live and let live.
And I feel like more peopleshould just do that.
So that all goes back to theconfidence thing that we were
talking about earlier.
Okay.
You really gotta be yourself andNobody's a ten and nobody's
perfect in any way.
No.
A dude's perspective, a dudewould rather have a sweet, nice,

(24:06):
seven, than a fucking badass tencareer woman who's got, Issues
mentally.
She's so powerful that she'soverpowering her guy.
He has to be beta to even bewith her.
Oh.
See what I mean?
There's a contrast on that.
And and this is no insult towomen.
I'm surrounded by them.
I know I can get jumped rightnow, but a career woman might
maybe intimidate some guysbecause maybe they're not on

(24:28):
that level yet either.
They want to, most women willnaturally date a guy who makes
more than her, even if she issuccessful.
You know what I mean?

TARA (3) (24:34):
Do you feel that if a woman does make more money than
a man that

SEAN (24:37):
She's on the dominant end, I would say.
It wouldn't make me personallyinsecure.
I've dated a girl who's mademore money than me.
And it was never a fuckingthing.
She just didn't have no femaleego or nothing like that.
And that's what, I just lookedat her and she looked at me as a
decent person.
Sometimes I made more than her,but most of the time she made
more than me because she was outof a job 18 fucking years, she
was with an insurance company,so I was like In some instances,

(24:58):
it don't really matter.
Money shouldn't matter, buteverybody wants security too.
And a man's worth comes laterthan a female's worth.
In the beginning a female, whenthey're like teenage years,
twenties, they're already builtthat worth.
They're getting catcalled andeverything, and like

TAMMY (25:13):
I didn't.

SEAN (25:14):
You didn't?

TAMMY (25:14):
No.

SEAN (25:16):
I've never seen you, or I have no idea to even judge that,
but You didn't get hit on whenyou was a teenager, like by
older men, like

TARA (3) (25:22):
She was in a cult.

SEAN (25:23):
Cult.
Yeah, she was What kind of cultwas in?

TARA (3) (25:25):
A religion.

SEAN (25:26):
Oh, what is it, Kelly?
What do they call that?
It was a celebrity, that chick.
You know I'm talking about,right?
The

TARA (3) (25:31):
documentary that you're watching.
Scientology.

TAMMY (2) (25:33):
Oh,

SEAN (25:34):
are you talking about

TAMMY (25:35):
Tom Cruise, yeah.
It's a little bit like that,.

TARA (3) (25:37):
Is that what it's called?

KELLY (25:39):
So what was the name of the group, though, that you were
affiliated with?
Was it the FLDS?

TAMMY (25:44):
No, they called themselves Church of God, but
it's not like any Church of Godyou would know.
They, my parents were theleaders and they made their own
rules to be honest with you.

TARA (3) (25:55):
In my opinion, the religion that I was raised on
was Baptist and I believed in itto be itself a cult.
The way they would jump aroundand act like fucking fools and
talk in tongue and everythingelse.
Most

KELLY (26:06):
churches are cults.

TARA (3) (26:08):
I just, I'm spiritual.
I'm not religious, I'mspiritual.

TAMMY (26:11):
Yeah,

TARA (3) (26:12):
me too.

SEAN (26:12):
It is always confusing the fact that it's all supposed to
lead up to the same god unlessyou're a hindu or muslim or

TARA (3) (26:18):
There's obviously a higher power.
We just don't know what the fuckit is.
Yeah.

SEAN (26:22):
That's how I see it.
Listen, we were meant to beconfused.
That's the truth.
That's why when you look ateverybody they look confused

KELLY (26:28):
I think they want to put order when they do the church
and, and I think them having thetidings that they want you to
give is bullshit as well.
They shouldn't be wanting you togive them money.
You know what I mean?
Because they're supposed to behelping you grow as a person.

SEAN (26:45):
Who would pay for it though?
What do you think?
You know what I mean?
Who would pay?
There's a gray area with whatyou're saying.
Okay,

KELLY (26:49):
I get it.
I get it.
It's a non

SEAN (26:52):
profit organization, so somebody has to fund it.
And it's all the people who gothere.
That's how it's supposed to beused.
I guess you're right.
I guess

KELLY (26:58):
you're right partially, but they shouldn't expect let's
say they say we expect you togive 20%.
They

TARA (3) (27:04):
do.
10.
It's 10.

KELLY (27:06):
Usually it's

SEAN (27:07):
10.
But I'm just saying.
Catholic, it's 10 percent ofyour income.
10

KELLY (27:10):
percent of your check.

SEAN (27:11):
For a 45 minute service a week.

KELLY (27:13):
Yeah.
Cause

SEAN (27:14):
I've been to, no, I've been to a Catholic church a
couple times cause I myself wentto Pentecostal Baptist or
something in New Rome, like onthe West side years ago.
And I first came to Ohio for thefirst time.
I, like I said, I've lived, I'mlike, I live like an army brat
without the military.
So I was back and forth fromcoast to coast.
And when I was here, I went tochurch for the first time and
then, and then all thesedifferent religions are out

(27:36):
there, it's just so confusing.
It is very confusing.
Are they all saying that's thetruth, that's the right way to
go or else?

TAMMY (27:42):
Yeah.
And if you go to any other

SEAN (27:45):
Yeah.

TAMMY (27:46):
Yeah, if you go to any other religion, then you're
going to hell.
That's how they keep you, that'show they control you, is through
fear.
So Tammy, I have a question.

KELLY (27:54):
So when you were in the cult, were they polyamorous, or
were they just a normal cult?

TAMMY (28:00):
so sexuality is bad.
It's only for procreation.
It is for the pleasure of a manand not for the woman.
But there was It created so manyproblems that there ended up
being a lot of hidden Childmolestation and raping and
oftentimes by the preacherhimself, if not by the father of

(28:21):
the child.
I didn't know about this untiltowards the end, and even after
I left, I found out howwidespread it was.
What's the

KELLY (28:29):
group again?
That you, no I'm just, I'mcurious because I do
documentaries, listen todocumentaries a lot and I find
it fascinating and I'm actuallyproud of you for getting out
because that is the hardestthing to do is to get out and
going through all that kind ofstuff and actually having a good

(28:53):
sex life is great because a lotof people don't have that.

SEAN (28:56):
Yeah, two parties should be enjoying that.

TAMMY (28:58):
Yeah.

KELLY (28:59):
Because the way they brainwash you because isn't it
certain times you're allowed tohave sex when the pastor says
you have to ask permission.

TAMMY (29:07):
He even had to approve the type of underwear that we
wore, the kind of bras that wewore, whether we used tampons or
pads like it was Yeah, veryinvasive, to be honest.

KELLY (29:20):
Yeah, that's crazy, but I'm super proud of you for
making it through that, though.
If women were

SEAN (29:26):
made not to enjoy something, then why were they
naturally made that way?
That's what I say.

TARA (3) (29:30):
And remember, you can catch Tammy's full story on the
episode called Tammy.
That's right.

SEAN (29:35):
Man, better do it.

KELLY (29:39):
Thank you, though, Tammy.
I appreciate that.
It was interesting.
Yeah, you can ask me questionsanytime, on and off

SEAN (29:44):
the phone.
We like Tammy.

TAMMY (29:45):
Thank you, Larry.

SEAN (29:46):
Thank you.
And we are totally off subject

TARA (3) (29:49):
I'm okay with it though, cause I think that we
are going deep into conversationthat people really need to talk
about.

SEAN (29:54):
Okay.
Oh, that's true too.

KELLY (29:56):
So I do have a question for you, Sean.
So you, do you masturbate?

SEAN (30:00):
I do.

KELLY (30:00):
Do you know any guy friends of yours that don't
masturbate?

SEAN (30:03):
I don't come up and guy talk very often.
Like I just fucking shot a loadacross the room earlier, bro.
Like it was fucking gnarly.
I knocked the plan off thecounter.
My fucking, I don't know myselftoo.
I.

KELLY (30:19):
I don't know what guys talk about.

TARA (3) (30:21):
Gossip more than women.
Are you kidding me?
That's what they

KELLY (30:24):
say.
That's why I, that's why I wasasking because the reason why
I'm asking is I've been talkingto a guy, a friend of mine, and
he hasn't had sex for a year.
He won't masturbate freakingconfusing to me because you'd be
he's stressed out.

SEAN (30:39):
Listen, my shit's a fucking abused child.
It gets beat all the fuckingtime.

TAMMY (30:43):
I'm masturbating right now.

SEAN (30:45):
So am I.
I got a third arm.
Let me see.
Are you really?
What?
Tammy now and I'll stop that.
You go girl.
How fast are you going?
Get one of those baseballscanners you see how fast things
going by you like calculate

TAMMY (31:01):
Ever since I heard you start talking

SEAN (31:03):
even though my voice sounded good You

TARA (3) (31:10):
are attractive I

SEAN (31:11):
can't lie i'll persuade it

TARA (3) (31:13):
The older I get, I

SEAN (31:13):
gotta hold on to that shit, man.
I'm just sayin you and me both.
But, compliment taken.
Compliment taken.
I didn't know that you Were,Getting off.
Handling a pantyhamster.
Listening to Beatin your monkey

Tara (31:26):
while you're on the fuckin podcast, bitch.
That's a podcast.
No,

TARA (3) (31:31):
she's actually masturbating as we're talking to
her.
What's the scoreboard right now?
You got one off right now?
This is better than HowardStern.
We're gonna put a

SEAN (31:37):
scoreboard on the podcast.

TARA (3) (31:39):
You've done that before on here?
No, Howard Stern be showingtitties and all that other shit,
cause I used to listen to

SEAN (31:44):
Howard Stern and stuff.
I'm crazy, Tammy, but I'm normalat the same time.
I just The only way water andoil mixes

TAMMY (31:50):
Oh honey, I think we're all crazy just from living in
this world.

SEAN (31:54):
Me too, I think you're f I love podcasts.
You're funny as hell.
When she said podcasts, I'mlike, you gotta put me on, man.
Just put me on.
Put you on, about to make you afucking co host.
Dude, I would love to co hostsomething like this.
We would get so many people.
That's what I'm thinking.
Tammy, we're gonna put you onthe moderator too.
If you're down.
You gotta kick people that'sbeing rude out too.

(32:14):
I'm over here trying to rub oneout, and you're over here saying
some dumb shit.
I

TARA (3) (32:18):
am sitting dead in front of you, I do not see your
sexy ass rubbing anything yet.
But, yes, eyes are peeled.
There's a crawlspace.
I got spot flashed, okay, I'lltake it.

SEAN (32:31):
It's that long?
Get the fuck back in there.
But no, I love the podcast.
It's like it's not going down

KELLY (32:37):
my leg, girls.
I put it back up in there.
Hell yeah.
Gotta put a splint on it.
Excuse me, I have to masturbate.

TARA (3) (32:43):
Damn, Sean.
Damn.
You are getting all the actionover here.
What is up with that?
Crazy madness.
You got three chicks hittin onya.
I'm

SEAN (32:53):
just a regular guy.
You're just a regular guy.
Just over here bein a good guy.
Just over here bein a good guy.
Just bein a good guy.
I'm tellin you what, that, that.
I'm, the lady, do you guys feelcomfortable around me?
Oh yeah.
No creeper vibes?
I was gonna get a shirt thatsaid that I am not a creeper.

TAMMY (33:06):
No.
I think people would get likethat and all

SEAN (33:08):
that.
Wouldn't that be cool?
I don't

TAMMY (33:09):
think we'd have you on the show if we felt you were a
creeper.

SEAN (33:12):
That's true.
That's true.

KELLY (33:13):
Do you feel comfortable with us?

SEAN (33:15):
Yes.

KELLY (33:16):
Okay.

SEAN (33:16):
I don't feel like I'm gonna get jumped.

KELLY (33:18):
Do you want to get Joe?

SEAN (33:19):
I'm right.

TARA (3) (33:20):
The only people's going to jump him is us.

SEAN (33:23):
Yeah.
I came out of his basement.
I'm not leaving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fox News, all of them going outthere.
It was last heard somewhere.

TARA (3) (33:33):
Doing a podcast with Tara, talking taboo.
And he hasn't been seen since.

SEAN (33:37):
Talking taboo.
Yes.
No longer taboo now.
Alright, what other questions wegot, host?

TARA (3) (33:43):
I'm winging it here.
I think we're doing well.
I didn't think your ass wasgoing to show up.

SEAN (33:48):
Off the cuff means just like off the top.
There's no script, yeah.
I think the best shows like thiswould be, non scripted.
Yeah.
You can have a line of questionslike you normally would.
Yeah,

KELLY (33:57):
tammy.
Yeah.
Do you like to give low jobs?

SEAN (34:00):
Yes, Tammy, do you like to give

TAMMY (34:01):
I've had orgasms from giving low jobs.

SEAN (34:04):
Oh, shit.
Yeah, this bitch.
Is that really actually fuckingtrue?
That's what I said.
I've always heard females saythat.
That's how I met

TAMMY (34:09):
her.

SEAN (34:10):
Wow.

TAMMY (34:11):
That's how I met Tammy

TARA (3) (34:12):
cause I told, there was a big post on Facebook,
Instagram, somewhere.
I don't know.
And these bitches were talkingabout how they get blowjobs and
they have orgasms.
I said, you fucking bitches arefucking crazy.
There's no way.
I was like, I want proof.
I want answers.
And she's the only one that waslike trying to talk to me.
And I was like, Let's go on mypodcast tell me I want every

(34:33):
fucking detail.
Yeah, this bitch gets off mysucking dick She gets aroused
and then squirts.

SEAN (34:37):
I like blowjobs better than sex.
What?
I just think I come harder Notto say I don't inside but I'm
saying Harder

KELLY (34:45):
it's two different things, it really is I have two
different when I'm having sex ifsomebody's going down on me I'm
coming in differently than whensomebody is inside of me
penetrating me.
Yeah, like how the feeling is

SEAN (34:58):
some females like want the clip Stimulation or some like it
inside fishhook style, twofingers two in

TARA (3) (35:05):
the pink one stink there you go.
Everybody's doing it.
In and out.

TAMMY (35:10):
I've had an origami for two hours just from gently
touching myself all over withoutactually focusing on any sexual
part.

TARA (3) (35:17):
Yeah, she never concentrated herself or never
touched her clitoris.
Have you gotten

SEAN (35:22):
off since you've been on this podcast?
Have

TAMMY (35:24):
I gotten off since we started recording today?

SEAN (35:27):
Yes.

TAMMY (35:27):
No, I haven't gotten off.
I'm just, She's just playing.
Like you said earlier, it's astress release, right?

SEAN (35:33):
Yeah, it is definitely is.
I always thought something waswrong with me because there's
some days not all But I'll do ita total of three, I'd like to
wake up to one and go to bed andget one and then like midday,
like if I literally am by myselfand it just strikes my mind, I
just do it and I think why not?
What's two or three?
What's the difference?
Sex addict or something likethat.

(35:54):
Oh

TAMMY (35:55):
no, that's not compulsive.
That's actually quite normal.
I would call compulsive maybe 5to 10 times a day.

SEAN (36:02):
I would say a guy that masturbates is probably a little
more responsible out there thansomeone who don't.
Because, here's the thing, if Iget off, I'm not pressed about
it now.
So I took that away, like awoman might see that I'm a
horned dog.
You can't because I just fuckinggot off a few hours ago.
You know what I mean?
I'm not pressed.
So that's more attractivebecause I'm just not, whatever.

TARA (3) (36:22):
Okay, the way I see it, a man can masturbate too
much because then they only getsensitive to only be able to
have an orgasm is when theymasturbate themselves.
Nope,

SEAN (36:32):
not true.

TARA (3) (36:33):
I get all fired up when

SEAN (36:34):
someone's doing it for me.
It's an upgrade.
It's a total fucking upgrade.
Especially baby oil.
I love some baby oil.
Different.
Oh, you like baby oil, do you?
I like the happy ending, it'slike different

KELLY (36:43):
feelings, like different orgasms.
It really is.
Yeah, there's different orgasms.

TAMMY (36:47):
I like coconut oil.

SEAN (36:50):
Yes, that's true too, because it's like nearly
unscented.
It's good for you.
I've had that used on me.
It looks like fucking shorteningin a tub.
It does.
Don't it?
Yes, it does.
And you get a little gob on itand it turns to oil as you go
like this.
Yeah, and it's good for yourskin too.
It really is.
Your body temperature will breakit down to a clear.
Yeah.
That shit lasts forever.
You can get 10, 000 pumps in onehandful easy.

(37:11):
Damn.
Yeah.
I'm done.
Wow.
I'm not counting, I'm like 1, 2,3, 4, 5, 6,

KELLY (37:15):
how many licks does it take to lick the lollipop?
Yeah.

SEAN (37:18):
So you're But back as far as the blowjobs go if somebody
the only time it takes a guylonger, I feel, is like if a
girl's insinuating it's a chore,she really don't like it.
Like yourself, you said youdon't really like it.
I don't.
But you

TARA (3) (37:30):
do it.
But I do it.
I don't think I'm good at it.
But I'm told I'm really good atit.

KELLY (37:34):
I think us all women feel inferior sometimes when we're
doing that, but you know whatyou're doing.
Trust and believe.
You know what you're doing.

SEAN (37:42):
Yep.

KELLY (37:42):
It should be all by reaction.
I just

TARA (3) (37:44):
have a self conscious against it or something.

SEAN (37:46):
That's fair.

KELLY (37:47):
And the reaction is?
I

TARA (3) (37:48):
think I'm the self conscious about doing it.
What's the

KELLY (37:50):
reaction?
They like it.
So that means you're good.
Yeah.

TARA (3) (37:54):
I don't know.
It's just not your favoritething to do.
Yeah.

KELLY (37:58):
If that makes any sense.

SEAN (37:59):
Yeah.
My personal fantasy is somebodyjust giving me head all fucking
day on a rainy weekend.
Too cold to go outside,whatever.
Just raining.
That's a

TARA (3) (38:07):
lot of fucking jaw power you're asking for.

SEAN (38:10):
Wow.
There's the cocoa butter andthe, Her hands are gonna do it.
I can give a great hand job.
I'm good at those bitches.
I like them probably about asmuch as the head.
For sure.
I don't know why, that orgasm'sstrong too.

TARA (3) (38:22):
Oh my goodness, so you do like regular sex then too
then?
Yeah, of course.

SEAN (38:26):
Alright.
I just feel like the hand jobsand the blow jobs seem to have a
longer build up.
So when it does happen, it'slike explosive,

TAMMY (38:33):
so I've been taking this course called Orgasm Master.
And this lady gently like justbarely touched this lady's skin
from head to toe Withoutfocusing on any one part of the
body or even touching genitaliaor anything like that And she
just like just very gentlyalmost not touching her And this
woman had uncontrollable Waveafter wave of orgasm for a f ing

(38:58):
hour just from being gentlytouched like that.

SEAN (39:01):
Did any of you guys, including you Tammy and Kelly
did you see something on thenews where somebody had to go to
the hospital because they werestuck in orgasm?
I've seen it on, I've seen it

KELLY (39:08):
on those, that show Sex Sent Me to the ER.

SEAN (39:12):
That one.
That's it.
This

KELLY (39:13):
girl could not stop orgasm.
So I mean he she was doing iteven while he's putting her
clothes on and the car all theway there She finally gets
there.
The only thing that they can dois give her a value and she
stopped

SEAN (39:30):
Yeah, that one.
I remember like first time Iquit smoking years ago When I
was younger, fucking, mygrandmother gave me a volume
when she was still around andthe withdrawals were for real,
like I'd, it almost felt like ananxiety attack, like the
pressure in your chest and shit.
It was.
I'm like, oh my god, dude, Ididn't know this was going to be
like this to get out of it.
So she gave me a volume and Ijust laid there and watched The
Wheel of Fortune and it was fun.

(39:50):
And of course, in due time, Iwent back again.
But it like calms, it calms

KELLY (39:54):
your nerve, but you wouldn't think that having an
orgasm for five hours would befucked, but I bet you it would
be.
I'll tell you

SEAN (40:01):
what though, if you take a Vicodin or a Percocet, it's hard
to get off, man.
Oh, I totally agree.
You can't,

TARA (3) (40:07):
I can't have an orgasm at all.
Neither could my ex.
I can't either.
All sensitivity, all sensationis gone.
Now that's my DOC.
You can fuck for hours.
Or try to

SEAN (40:17):
pass out just trying to reach it.
Oh my god.
You're like

KELLY (40:20):
right here, like tippy toe right here, and you're like,
and then it stops.

SEAN (40:25):
See, and I never did steroids when I was
bodybuilding, I was a naturalbuilder.
You know what I mean?
That's why I still got the hintof a gut, I always had that, but
I was built.
Men that take testosteroneboosters and gear, which is like
steroids, that, it doesn'tshrink their dick, it shrinks
their prostate.
And also, they can't reach thefinal Pretty much what a Vicodin
or a Percocet would do tosomebody.

(40:46):
Or like Whiskey Dick.
Whiskey Dick.
Man, I finally found out whatthat was about.
So they can't climax.
It happened to me before.
So that

TARA (3) (40:53):
means they can't climax and have an orgasm.
That

SEAN (40:55):
sucks.

TARA (3) (40:56):
Yeah, it does suck.
Not

SEAN (40:57):
to be like, so drunk that you taste your mouth.
You got alcohol stuck there andyou can't taste nothing else in
your dry mouth.
And then, that can happen.
It's done it to me before.
I have a question for

TAMMY (41:05):
Sean.
Go ahead.
You have

KELLY (41:06):
to at that point.
You just wait till sex in themorning.

TAMMY (41:09):
And for you ladies too, I have a question, have y'all
considered holding onto yourorgasm and riding it?

SEAN (41:18):
Hell no, I'd rather just bust and go for the next one in
15 minutes.

TARA (3) (41:21):
Guys, they, don't know, it gets ticklish to them.
To me I've tried holding onto itbut after so long, it's just, it
starts to tickle.
Like it starts to tickle.
Yeah.
To me it just starts to tickle.
Like it no longer feels good.
It just tickles

SEAN (41:37):
sensitive.
Yeah.
That's what happens to a guyafter he gets off, like touching
it after, a good solid minuteafter that sensitivity kicks in
and then it wants to fucking laydown.
Hi.
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh, okay.
We're done.

KELLY (41:48):
Yeah.

SEAN (41:48):
Gimme like, yeah, don't touch minutes, 10 minutes, 15,
talk a little bit and then goback to fumbling around and then
that's on.
I'm not an orgasmic guy, so Idon't seem to run out of it,

TAMMY (41:59):
in tantric sex, they teach you to hold on to your
orgasm for the man.
So you're talking

KELLY (42:05):
about, like, when they're playing with you, and you don't
want to orgasm yet, so you keepholding it in.

TAMMY (42:12):
Yeah, you get to the peak, and right before you crest
over it, you back off.

KELLY (42:17):
Yes.
Oh, that's called building.
Yes, I've done that.
Yeah, I was like, I didn't thinkthat you guys But you can do
that for

TARA (3) (42:21):
yeah, but, for, you can only build for so long.
Eventually Yeah,

SEAN (42:26):
you ruin it sometimes.

TARA (3) (42:27):
Continuously build and build, yes, you can ruin the
orgasm.
If it's a little bit, but

KELLY (42:31):
not like a lot,

TAMMY (42:32):
it can have a profound spiritual experience just by
holding on to it so thatwhenever you release, it's I
don't know.
Sometimes

SEAN (42:39):
the orgasm ain't that great when it comes along.
It's I just saved it for that.
You know what I mean?
That's happened before too.
Or trying to get off quick on aquickie.
Very possible, it's easy, butthe orgasm's weakened a little
bit.

TARA (3) (42:51):
I agree.

KELLY (42:52):
I think we can do it more as women than they can do it as
men.
And I, Tara just doesn't likeit.

TARA (3) (42:58):
I do like it, but You can only do it so much.
Exactly.
I agree.

SEAN (43:03):
But you're a one and done, so you don't have to go through
that experience really.
If you're a one and done, youcall tonight.
You're not even making it to thesensitive part.

TARA (3) (43:10):
That is the one and done.
I am sensitive.
She

KELLY (43:12):
finally gets the release.
She's done.
That's good.
Yeah.

TARA (3) (43:16):
For 15 20 minutes like a dude.
But hit me up 20 minutes later,yeah, we can fucking end.

KELLY (43:21):
Yeah.

TARA (3) (43:21):
What?
You're different?

SEAN (43:23):
Everybody's different.
Everybody

KELLY (43:24):
depends on, it depends on the person,

SEAN (43:27):
right?

KELLY (43:27):
Because I've only done it with one person, like where you
freeze up and you're like, Ican't, if somebody holds your
ass down and keeps going, it'sfunny how many times you can
come after that.

TARA (3) (43:36):
Really?

KELLY (43:37):
Swear to God.

TARA (3) (43:38):
Now that's some 50 Shades shit that I want to try.

KELLY (43:42):
Literally holding me down by my arms and not letting No,
you're gonna do this, and yeah.

TARA (3) (43:48):
You're gonna keep orgasming?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
See, I've never had anybodydominate me like that,

KELLY (43:52):
I know I like domination.

SEAN (43:53):
Do girls like giving hand jobs more than blowjobs?
In general?
Nah.
Not for me.
Most girls like giving

TARA (3) (43:58):
blowjobs.
I'm just the one that I don'tknow.
It's all in my head.
Yeah, I

SEAN (44:02):
guess I'd say most of it.
There's only a very few times Icould think of where I'm like I
don't suck cock.
I'll

TARA (3) (44:07):
suck it.
It's just not my favorite thingto do.
But I am good at it, from whatI'm told.
Because I don't just focus onyour shaft.
I go, to your tank, your balls,your ass.
I do it all.

SEAN (44:18):
If a girl's not willing to give head and she just don't do
it, you gotta respect that,obviously, from a man's
perspective.
The handy is going to be a goodreplacement, if that makes
sense.

TARA (3) (44:24):
Yeah, that's good.
At least you're gettingsomething.

SEAN (44:28):
Absolutely.
It's fucking great I went to anAsian parlor like a few years
ago and did the happy endingthing.
I thought it was all a hoax.
It's a real out there.
Oh my god, I did that too.
It

Tara (44:40):
was fucking amazing.
We're here in Ohio.

SEAN (44:43):
But I was late on it, I always heard about that and I
was like, eh, you don't knowwhere to find stuff like that.

TARA (3) (44:49):
You don't.

SEAN (44:50):
My friend was like, go into this one and just get butt
ass fucking naked and lay thereon your stomach because that's
where they're going to starttheir massage, whatever.
Yep.
Huh.
And they'll know what you'rethere for.
Huh.
Flip

KELLY (44:59):
you over.

SEAN (45:00):
Yeah, she goes, oh, the time's almost run out, and this,
that, and the other, and I'mlike, fucking, so I'll tip you.
Bangs.
She made it up and I was like,she got down in the ass and
everything.
I was like, Oh my God.
Shoulder.
I don't know where it went.
It was like crazy.
So she played with

TARA (3) (45:17):
your

SEAN (45:18):
ass

TARA (3) (45:19):
and blowjob

SEAN (45:21):
work.
No, not no blowjob and job.

TARA (3) (45:23):
Okay.
Handjob.
Most of them

SEAN (45:24):
are going to be handies.
They don't do there's probablysome out there that'll actually
go full sex and all that, butfrom what I understand, it's not
like that.
It's cleaner than getting somerandom hooker, obviously.
If somebody's giving you ahandjob, what risk are you
taking?
And these days, they're wearinggloves, too.
And they're just using oil, soI'm like this is getting a good
massage overall.
It is a good damn massage, andat the end, it's And

TARA (3) (45:44):
she massaged your ass and your prostate, correct?
Nice.
I ain't never got anybody talkto me about this shit.
I

SEAN (45:51):
never fucking thought that was going to happen.
While I was on my stomach.
I like talking about thisanyways.
I love it.
Let's go.
A few years ago I was in SanDiego and it was like in a
really small kind of bungalowbeach house looking thing.
It was 10 blocks from the beach,but the beach houses are still
beach houses.
But she had this littleoperation and I went in there
and my buddy was telling meabout it.

(46:12):
He's yeah, I stopped in hereonce.
Couple times a month.
He's I just gotta go here.
He's talking about this chick,and she's super nice, and it's a
clean environment, and she'svery professional, but you're
gonna get what you want, he saidjust, you have to do this
though.
Get butt ass naked off the rip,like brave.
Just take it all off in front ofher and lay on that fucking
table and just chill.

(46:32):
And then that talk comes aroundusually because they start
rubbing you and they start theyreach for testy areas.
Like they'll accidentally grazemy nuts a little bit, right back
down to my thigh and the back ofmy knee.
And it's huh, I felt thatwhatever.
And then she comes back up, doesit again, and then rubs my ass,
that's a legit massage too.
It's a muscle.
So I'm in there, her hands areworking towards the center and

(46:52):
was going up and down to my asscrack with some oil.
And I'm like, Oh fuck.

TARA (3) (46:56):
It felt good.
Didn't it?
I'm like,

SEAN (46:57):
she really going to do it.
She put some gloves on, wentright up in my ass with her
fingers and was like hittingyour prostate area.
Yeah.
So I was like, Oh my God, what'sgoing on?
This is great.
And I flipped over and then shewent back to normal massaging
you on the chest and legs and.
Finally, she's fucking grazingmy dick off and on to see what I
would say and make it look likean accident and I'm all for it.

(47:18):
And she fucking straddled me andtalking to me like anybody else
and stroking me and shit andblah blah blah.
So she got reverse cowgirlstraddled you?
At first yeah, reverse cowgirl.
And then she would spin aroundand then she would talk to me.
She's real like petite andsmall.
So she could just dance aroundon me and shit.
And then she stood up.
Along the table and was standingover me and she just, usually

(47:39):
they want you not to touch themand try to get up from the
table.
Just lay there.
That's what they want, and theywant you to be clean too.
They'll thank you for beingclean too.
Oh, you're really clean.
I appreciate that.
They might get some guy in therethat's got, he's been working
all day at a construction siteand decides to stop in there.
That's not good business.
If a guy's listening to this,now, if you're going in there,
just take a shower before yougo.

(47:59):
Cause they appreciate that.
And they'll do more probablywith you if they see that you're
clean.
They feel that you're clean.
Yeah, so I learned that too.
And that's awesome.
Where's this at?
There's one in San Diego andHillcrest area.
Okay.
Between Mission Mission Hillsand Hillcrest.
Okay.
Close to downtown.
Nice.
Go to Dago, guys, listen whatstreet is it?
You get on University Avenue andyou turn right at Moe's.

(48:22):
If you turn right at Moe's, yougo down two blocks, there's a
little left.
Town, Townshend sent you, bro.
Red Light Special.
You get drained.
Even after you cum, she'll pressinto your fucking prostate and
make sure you're emptied out.
What?
Yeah, she just presses it andjust tries to squeeze more out.
She'll fucking just, yeah.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Was

TARA (3) (48:40):
is that the best feeling you've ever had as an
orgasm?

SEAN (48:43):
The happy ending massages.
I'll just, don't, I've only donethem like twice in my life, but
the times I did it, it wasgreat.
Super cool.
I felt comfortable.
I honestly, I just felt cool.
Especially when they'recomplimenting that I'm clean and
I'm cool to talk to, just likeI'm talking now.
I'll crack jokes and get themlaughing before it all starts.
It was like, I'm just trying tohang out too.
I like the conversation, likethe massage, it's all great.
And nothing really beats at theend when you're, that's the end,

(49:05):
the happy ending.
You walk out of there, yourbody's been massaged, you've
been drained.

Tara (49:09):
What other way to be but go get a sandwich.

SEAN (49:12):
Guys, go out there and at least get one.
Make it a bucket list, dude.
So many guys are scared.
Or if you got a girl that's gotthe skills, let her do it for
you.
Let her do it.
If you got her, then you don'tpay nothing, so you're good to
go, but For the single guys outthere trying to, Check it out,
I'm telling you.
Turnarounds do it.
I know several guys that wouldlove you're married.
Don't be doing

TARA (3) (49:33):
that

SEAN (49:33):
shit,

TARA (3) (49:33):
right?
Don't be cheating Don't becheating.
Even if you're in arelationship, don't be a
cheater.
It ain't worth it

SEAN (49:38):
Tammy ever been a happy ending No, I

TARA (3) (49:44):
never have

SEAN (49:44):
Kelly What?
Women go to these things, too,and that's why I'm asking.
I chick question.
I've

TARA (3) (49:48):
never known women to go to

KELLY (49:51):
one.
I went with my friend, a goodfriend of mine.

TARA (3) (49:53):
You went to one?

KELLY (49:54):
Yeah.
Oh, my.
And we had a couple's massage.
You did it?
I didn't do it, he did.
Oh.
But I didn't do it, he did.
And I was laying next to him.

SEAN (50:02):
How would they get the woman off?
Just play with her pussy?
They're good at that, too, theyprobably got a chick on board
that's maybe she's bi.
She knows how to work a man anda woman.
Maybe they picked her favoritefor that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I want to do it.
We're the primary.
It was

KELLY (50:16):
interesting.

TARA (3) (50:17):
What did she do to you?
She didn't do

KELLY (50:19):
anything to me.
She just massaged me, but him.

TARA (3) (50:23):
What did you see her do to him?

KELLY (50:25):
I didn't see anything because I was like getting a
good massage.
I can hear it.
I can hear it.
You can

SEAN (50:33):
hear the oil and all that?
Oh yeah.

KELLY (50:35):
Wow.

SEAN (50:36):
It

KELLY (50:36):
was really weird and interesting.
And the funny thing is it waslike my best, one of my best guy
friends and he had a girlfriendat the time and me and him, when
it was weird, like we never hadsex.
At all or anything

TARA (3) (50:49):
and you guys were naked in front of each other
like it was okay

SEAN (50:51):
I would have came just cuz I want I like people watching
too.
Oh, I do

TARA (3) (50:54):
too.

SEAN (50:55):
I don't know what that is about that

TARA (3) (50:56):
I love people to watch and I love to watch voyeurism, I
love to watch people have

SEAN (51:00):
sex

TARA (3) (51:03):
huh.

SEAN (51:03):
Do

TARA (3) (51:05):
you know there's a swingers club in Ohio?
There's two of them

SEAN (51:07):
was a Hannah and Princeton.

TARA (3) (51:09):
So you do know of them.

SEAN (51:10):
I know of them, I've never been into them.
I've been wanting to, but youcan't go as a single guy.
You gotta have a partner.

TARA (3) (51:15):
Wrong.
I've heard that.
Wrong.
You can get

SEAN (51:16):
blessed in, but you gotta get on a list.

TARA (3) (51:18):
Wrong.

SEAN (51:19):
You're telling me I can go in there.

TARA (3) (51:21):
Yes.

SEAN (51:21):
They don't usually want dudes by themselves coming in
there.
They want, you have a couple ormultiple chicks.

TARA (3) (51:26):
You can still go into Princeton without having a
partner.
You just can't go in the backrooms.

SEAN (51:31):
Oh I've never been into a social club like that.
I've always heard the storieslike, and it just sounds
interesting to me.
So

TARA (3) (51:39):
here, let me educate you.
Princeton has a huge bar dancefloor.
It looks just like a club.
And then towards the back, ithas open rooms and you can go in
there and play.
One's a hospital bed.
Highway.
Stairs to heaven where the womansteps sits on these steps and
bars and the guy eats her pussyLike she's up in the air and

(52:01):
he's just face planted.
Okay, it's like the stairs toheaven Yeah They have a hospital
bed, they got a big X on thewall that you can you know,
chain somebody up on They got amassage table.
They got several beds

SEAN (52:14):
Who's going to help me out?
Anybody give me a hand overhere?
Hahahaha I

KELLY (52:21):
can see you doing that.
I would.

SEAN (52:23):
All is my body and my dick standing straight up.
Someone help me please.
It's a throbbing, it's a helmetsoldier guy.
And he needs love too.
He needs

TARA (3) (52:32):
love too.
Aww.
Just lay there.
But yeah, they have this bigglass room and it's called the
open room and you can go inthere and the open beds and have
sex and people can watch youthrough the glass.

SEAN (52:44):
Interesting.

TAMMY (2) (52:45):
Okay guys, we're gonna stop it right there and
continue back up next week withSean, Kelly and Tammy.
All right, guys.
Stay sexy, stay confident, andtake care of your motherfucking
shit.
Until next week, guys.

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