April 23, 2025 • 36 mins
In this episode of 'The Talking Taboo with Tara,' host Tara and co-host Sean delve into the world of modern dating and taboo subjects, particularly focusing on the unsolicited sharing of explicit photos. The episode kicks off with Tara sharing her personal experiences on Facebook dating, where she received unsolicited explicit photos. The conversation touches upon the broader issues surrounding this behavior, the dynamics of dating apps, and the differences in how men and women approach relationships and sexual advances. Additionally, Tara and Sean discuss the nuances of physical attraction, maintaining authenticity in online interactions, and the importance of patience and respect in romantic pursuits. Along the way, listeners are entertained with humorous anecdotes and unfiltered discussions about sex and relationships. The show wraps up with an emphasis on listener feedback and a call to engage with the podcast on social media.
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Speaker (00:02):
Welcome to The Talking Taboo with Tara podcast, where
Tara presents the unfilteredinterviews with guests about
today's taboo topics.
And now here's your host, Ms.
Tara.
saun (00:18):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Talking Taboo with
Tara and I'm your co-host, Seanfor real.
Nice.
Tara (00:29):
What's up?
Welcome back guys.
What's
saun (00:31):
going on guys?
I'm so glad to be back here onthis legendary show.
Tara (00:35):
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah.
I want you right up in that.
saun (00:40):
Oh, I feel you.
Literally, or, sorry, upsidedown what I'm, so we might get a
call from Kelly today.
We don't know, but we just wentahead and started the show.
She can cut in whenever.
We got some awesome topictonight, along with what was the
Reddit stories.
We're gonna have Reddit storytime about the bust, in that.
Tara (01:03):
We're gonna start off with my story.
So I have been single for almosttwo years now, and not dating, I
decided to put myself out thereagain
saun (01:15):
Stella's got a groove back.
Tara (01:17):
Stella's got a groove back.
So therefore I got on Facebookdating the dating app, and I
connected with a couple guysand.
A couple days go by and Iconnect with a couple more and a
couple more maybe.
Maybe six or seven.
I don't know what happened.
(01:38):
I don't know if it was a fullmoon or not.
cause it was the night of FullMoon.
I got three dick pics
saun (01:44):
oh my God, on a full moon.
Tara (01:46):
That's
saun (01:47):
A luxury not kidding guys.
She's I've seen three cocks on afull moon.
It's a horrible night.
Tara (01:53):
I guess if I was young, yeah, I'd be okay with it.
saun (01:56):
It is annoying, guys that actually brings us to our next
subject.
Our first subject actually we'regonna go into.
So this story she's about totell.
It's kinda like a reverse androll.
Now she's being questioned, onthis particular subject, let me
just question you.
I guess we're going right intoit.
Tell us some front.
The intro, the subject is DickPics.
Tara (02:17):
I was talking to these guys and all of a sudden, I give
'em my WhatsApp number andwhatnot and all of a sudden I'm
getting dick pics and videos ofthem jerking off.
saun (02:33):
So you're giving them your WhatsApp?
Tara (02:35):
Yeah, I'm not.
saun (02:35):
Why are you doing that?
Tara (02:38):
cause they want to get off of the Facebook.
saun (02:41):
Yeah, but what about a real phone number, not a
WhatsApp.
They're not worried about youbeing a creep.
I'm
Tara (02:46):
scared.
I'm giving'em my phone number.
Are you serious?
saun (02:49):
You can always block'em.
If not, it's public informationfor the most part.
True.
You how many applications you'veput in, or credit checks or
whatever.
You could do that shit'sprovided,
Tara (02:58):
right?
Just even sexy horn dogs.
If you, I guess you gotta sign awaiver
saun (03:01):
to be on this podcast.
Yeah, I had to give up my phonenumber.
I was like, no lying.
Fuck.
She looked serious.
Like what?
Yeah.
Tara (03:09):
I don't have your phone number.
I talked to you throughMessenger.
saun (03:11):
Yeah.
Tara (03:12):
Do you see, so I was talking through WhatsApp.
She's got me blocked, guys.
No, you got me blocked.
Was I thinking out loud?
No, you got me blocked.
saun (03:21):
I don't think so.
Homer.
All right.
Bart Scooter.
See, we're crazy on this show,man.
We're crazy.
Tara (03:30):
So I'm getting all these dick pics and videos and I'm
just like, I'm trying to findsomebody serious to hang out
with, chill with, go have funwith nothing serious.
I'm not looking for a seriousrelationship at all.
So I thought I would get onthere and meet some guys.
That wasn't the case I'm gettingdick pics and videos and No,
saun (03:51):
guys, if you're listening, don't do that shit.
Don't do that shit unlesspermitted, because it just,
those are gonna see a daythey're gonna say that they know
what one looks like.
Tara (04:04):
Yeah.
But my, my, my thing is wouldn'tyou wanna keep it a surprise
saun (04:08):
Exactly for your girl?
That's my main point.
It's not so much.
You still look your shit now bysaying that.
It's no, why don't you just talkto'em Normal.
Get to know who they are.
Tara (04:16):
What it is, I think is they're finding out that I have
a sex podcast.
That we talk about sex andeverything like that.
So they think it's okay.
That's what I've came conclusionwith.
Huh.
saun (04:26):
That does make some sense.
It's a little expected, really,unfortunately.
Based on what you are like yeah.
She loves some dick.
You know what I mean?
She has to, I don't know.
Doesn't mean I like, everybody's
Tara (04:37):
dick.
saun (04:37):
That's true.
But I think guys that do that,they just think it's gonna work.
Tara (04:42):
No,
saun (04:43):
the only time I do, it's like when we're trading NP
picks.
Yeah, that's, they're, lemme seewhat you got.
That's
Tara (04:48):
sexting.
saun (04:49):
Wait till then.
That's
Tara (04:50):
something totally different.
Yeah.
So
saun (04:52):
wait till then.
Tara (04:52):
I just met these guys, I haven't even met them.
I'm sorry.
I've been talking to them onlineand within three or four days
I'm getting dick pics and videosof them jacking off and mind you
jacking off to I limp Dick noless.
saun (05:10):
Oh,
Tara (05:12):
like what the fuck?
saun (05:15):
Some people are crazy, bro.
Tara (05:16):
Just because I have a podcast to talk about sex
doesn't mean I want every cockout there.
I'm actually looking for arelationship.
Someone to kick it with, talkwith.
I'm not looking the fuck.
'cause if I was, I could getdick's.
That's not a problem.
There's
saun (05:30):
so many dudes that just think that, that just don't
actually have any kind of gameand they don't realize what game
actually is.
And when I was younger, not tosay I can't do it now, I'm a
good looking guy from my age andstuff.
Decent shape and stuff.
When I was younger.
I was always that guy thatdidn't try so hard and I didn't
talk about sex.
I minimized that quite a bitunless it just opened up and you
(05:50):
got somebody that was blunt,'cause I match energies, right?
When it comes to that.
So in reference, in the be fromthe jump, I'm not looking for
nothing.
That's my attitude.
I get people that, what are youlooking for?
I'm like, another drink.
Financial freedom.
You know what do you mean?
Everybody assume that's whatguys are there for too.
So that gives me a bad name.
(06:11):
So the only way to stick out isnot stick out.
Let all the dickheads and idiotsand Simpson do whatever.
Go around and make this girl go.
Every guy wants to send me adick pic or talk to me and buy
me drinks, blah, blah, blah.
And then I'm just like, Hey, howyou doing?
Cool.
And then I look away.
I buy my
Tara (06:25):
own drinks.
I, when I go to the bar, Ipretty much buy my own drinks.
saun (06:28):
If you, yeah, you came by yourself.
That's, some dudes give up thegame.
Too easy.
Tara (06:33):
We are drinking some strawberry margaritas with lime
fresh squeezed lime.
And I have to say, they are theshit.
saun (06:39):
Oh, hello.
Squeeze it.
Tara (06:42):
Oh yeah.
You liked the way I squeezedthat lime earlier?
Hi Kelly.
Hi
saun (06:47):
Kelly.
Tara (06:48):
Hi.
How are you?
My love.
kelly (06:50):
Hey
Tara (06:52):
the topic is dick pics.
saun (06:55):
What do you think of Dick Pics
Tara (06:56):
and actually pointing yourself out there and dating
again.
And then you received dick picsin instead of a date, and you
got invited on, which you gotinvited on.
You got invited to a date, andthen the next day the guy sends
you fucking dick pics no, I'mgood.
I canceled the date and said,I'm good.
Thank you.
Anyways,
saun (07:16):
you know what a guy would better off be doing is just
simply saying, you wanna go havea couple drinks and some
appetizers.
He did.
That's Leave it at that though.
Tara (07:23):
Yeah, don't send me dick pics.
saun (07:25):
I like to get it over outta the way if I've been
talking to somebody a few daysonline.
It, you're safe to ask, is therea good time to meet since things
are going so well.
You're not creeped out.
My cock hasn't came out my pantsin a pitcher.
I know where there's some goodappetizers, some margaritas.
Every woman likes that.
Tara (07:43):
What woman doesn't?
saun (07:44):
Just create atmosphere and drinks come with no
expectations, fellas.
Listen to me, guys.
My heart, if you're fuckinglistening to me,
Tara (07:51):
my, you're just hitting my heart right there.
Tacos and margaritas.
You guys hear,
saun (07:55):
listen, you can hear that.
Tara's giving you free gameright now.
She even liked it.
Tara (08:01):
That is a girl's fuck.
Tacos and margaritas.
Kelly?
saun (08:06):
No.
Are you with the margaritastacos to say
kelly (08:08):
you had to save
saun (08:09):
food?
Drinks on there, man.
You see what I'm saying?
It's that's game.
That's how
Tara (08:16):
easy it is.
That's, game relationships areeasier or getting to meet
someone is easier than people.
Let it on to be.
It is so fucking easy to walk upand say, hi, I am such and such.
Yeah.
Are you single?
Would you like to go out?
Yeah.
Would you?
I don't understand what's wrongwith that?
Why can't people do thatanymore?
saun (08:37):
And I think we just lost our way.
We lost our way somewhere downthe road.
We, no, everybody's in
Tara (08:41):
their fucking phones looking down.
saun (08:43):
That too.
Distraction.
This is a nice little sidetopic.
My aunt that was still aliveback in the day, she was like
104 Okay.
Shaded banana every day.
She had an original Motorola TVin her living room.
And we asked her a series ofquestions and I'll just speed
the story right up to the point.
What do you think's wrong withthe world today?
You've been alive 104 years.
So she's honey, it'sdistraction.
(09:05):
You can't avoid a commercial.
You can't avoid a newspaper, anad, a coupon, an ass hanging out
of pants.
How can you focus on what's,what really matters in life?
Tara (09:16):
That is true.
Wow.
You understand
saun (09:18):
what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That is
Tara (09:19):
a different way of putting things.
Good way of looking at things.
So
saun (09:22):
The human mind wants stipulation like that.
That's an addiction.
A visual.
A visual addiction.
Straight to the brain.
And that's happening with newtechnology coming too, guys.
And that includes the sex talktoo.
And you wonder why we're offpace.
Porn's gonna be on vr guys.
Hate to be a spoiler alert.
Tara (09:37):
We've talked about that last step.
You're gonna feel
saun (09:39):
like you're Yeah.
Tara (09:40):
Four episodes that we have in you.
I know.
saun (09:42):
I know.
I went too far.
You love it, don't you?
Yeah.
I'm an investor of it, but wecan skip that.
We can skip it.
Tara (09:47):
You're an investor of the.
saun (09:52):
What?
Virtual porn?
Yeah.
No.
Not I'm in, I'm invested in theMetaverse.
Tara (09:56):
Oh, that's right.
saun (09:57):
Which is the new ushering of the internet.
But that involves, and that,that's why I'm still on topic
because the new age of porn willbe coming out.
Look what we evolve.
We went from Ron Jeremy to theold Harry Bush flicks on the
VHS.
Then we went to DVD.
We have better quality pictures.
Tara (10:15):
And that's fake tits and shape.
We see all
saun (10:18):
that stuff.
Yeah.
And now we're creeping up toanother H where PornHub, you can
get off your phone floor free,wherever you can get an internet
connection.
You can see a cocking ballslapping at someone's ass.
Tara (10:28):
Correct.
saun (10:28):
At any given time.
24 hours a day.
Tara (10:30):
Only fans too, but you got paid for it there fans
saun (10:32):
too.
Yeah.
You see it live, obviously.
You can see it live.
So the next usher that we'retalking about is feeling like
you're there, you're lookingdown.
It's probably not your sch mele.
As Ron Jeremy called his dickonce.
kelly (10:45):
I'm sorry he gross.
But Ron Jeremy was ugly and Idon't care how big his ding dong
was.
That's
saun (10:52):
so true though.
Kelly though, he's the mostfamous porn star in the world
and he's the ugliest I
kelly (10:57):
know.
Besides Jenna Jamon
saun (11:00):
true.
kelly (11:01):
Yeah.
I actually met Jenna Jamon whenshe first started out.
saun (11:05):
Oh wow.
When I was
kelly (11:05):
working at Columbus Gold and she would go back to the
party after parties with all ofus that worked there, I
saun (11:13):
Columbus, and we all party all the strippers.
Like man, I thought it was cool.
More than the guys dropped moremoney.
It was just cool.
kelly (11:22):
I mean we just partied and had fun and that was the
atmosphere, when you're workingat that place.
'cause you're working late hoursand then everybody wants to go
and.
Party after work.
saun (11:34):
So like working at a strip club, do you ever feel numb to
sex?
Does the takeaway drive thatyou're looking at sex
Tara (11:40):
all day?
That's when I worked at a stripclub.
I wasn't having sex, I was juststripping.
There was, we
kelly (11:49):
worked there.
I was a waitress slashbartender.
I did not strip.
But it didn't bother me.
I didn't have any problem withthat.
Yeah.
I worked at the firehouse,didn't make sex drive go down or
anything.
saun (12:02):
I was signed up for a mail review once when I was 19.
Tara (12:05):
Did you do it?
Oh
kelly (12:06):
yeah.
saun (12:06):
A friend of mine I met, he was from Florida.
He, I was living here in Ohio atthe time, and he's this is what
I do, blah, blah, blah.
He is I think you'd be great forthis.
Check it out.
You wanna swing your slungaround?
He said, I don't wanna see yourshit.
I don't care how big it is, butyou have to do it whether it's
big or not.
I said, what you talking about?
He goes, get it chunky.
Not all the way hard, just getit chunky.
Go in the bathroom by yourself,do it, take a fishing line and
(12:28):
tie it off down by the nuts.
And that holds the blood inthere.
So it looks like your halfchunky is your softie.
Tara (12:36):
Yeah.
You could do the same thing witha cock ring.
Why would you just fishing line?
saun (12:42):
Because it was fucking mid nineties and I have no access to
that shit.
My ex was a stripper.
Did they have coch rings in thenineties?
I don't know.
You know somebody's about,they're, they like I had one
back in fucking,
kelly (12:55):
they did crazy.
Tara (12:56):
Sure.
kelly (12:57):
No, I know they did.
Tara (12:58):
Yeah.
Her ex boyfriend, her daddy'sbaby's daddy was a stripper.
saun (13:02):
Oh, okay.
I was gonna do it, but I think Iended up checking out or some
shit.
I'm like, I don't,
Tara (13:07):
you didn't do it.
saun (13:07):
No, I was signed up and everything, so he went without
me.
My, my buddy, he was super fit,lean, every muscle vein,
everything's showing it, buthe's just real slender and tall
and dark complected like me,like tan real good and stuff.
So he had all the checks, givenhim money.
Usually older checks usually, ohyeah.
It's chicks, widows.
It's got 40 acres of fuckingland, quarter a million.
Their husband's gone.
(13:29):
They're going in there and someyoung dude like him bouncing his
fucking chunky around because hesaid, that's really what it's
all about is manipulating yoursize.
He goes,'cause the realistics,not everybody's carrying a
fucking elephant trunk in theirpants.
No.
That's why they call it anaverage.
Correct.
Average dick's gonna be sixinches, right?
Tara (13:47):
Average is four or five inches.
I don't know where you get sixfrom you.
saun (13:50):
I always grew up hearing six.
Tara (13:51):
No,
saun (13:52):
that's why I call myself average.
Tara (13:53):
No.
Average Cox size is four to fiveinches long.
saun (13:57):
Okay.
Tara (13:57):
Like I said, I've told you before, apparently you're above
average.
Okay, I'll take it.
Because you was like, look,here's my
saun (14:04):
hand.
Look.
No, I can't show you guys on, Ican't show you guys on the
podcast for those who arelistening.
But he said it's from, but thenif you take your hand open, take
your dick beater out, look atyour hand when it's hard.
Look at the very bottom palmwhere your wrist crease line
where it bends.
Go straight up to the tip ofyour middle finger.
That's your cock size.
Tell me if I'm right.
Tara (14:23):
No.
'cause I know guys is what, twoinches long and they're like six
four.
Really?
Yeah.
You would think bigger than thedude.
The bigger the, you would think,but no.
kelly (14:33):
So the hands, it's the hands, guys.
Oh,
Tara (14:35):
it's not,
saun (14:36):
I think it's the same for women too.
Yes.
I've had the two girls behollering.
I've seen
Tara (14:40):
the skinniest motherfucking shortest little
dudes with the biggest dicksshit's.
You not, they're.
Tiny, skinny, little bonyfuckers and they've got 12 inch
cocks.
saun (14:52):
That's crazy.
Tara (14:53):
Yeah.
I wish I was hanging like that.
I'm telling you.
Some are just too big.
saun (14:58):
I'm honest.
I don't wanna sit and tellpeople I got a huge dick.
I know what I got.
So if they ever had to come out,I don't wanna be a liar.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's good.
Tara (15:05):
At least you're modest about it.
You're like, yeah, I'm average,but average I don, but average
four or five inches.
And you're like, I'm six, sixand a half.
Six and three quarters orwhatever you said.
Yeah, that's above average.
Average.
Totally.
So you said six and you likethree quarters.
I don't think
saun (15:19):
I'm there.
Girth probably six and aquarter.
And that's what you was like, Igot girth.
Yeah, I do.
Got girth.
I do.
I'm the reason they made thefucking daddy stitch.
Woo.
Welcome to the Talking Taboobaby.
I love it.
We're light the show on fireright now.
Tara (15:37):
You're silly.
saun (15:38):
All right.
Let's go.
Tara (15:40):
Where are we going?
Oh, shit.
Oh, let me, Kelly, have yougotten any dick pics off of
being on a dating app orwhatnot?
saun (15:51):
I have my dick pic, but I'm not showing to nobody.
Tara (15:53):
What?
Kelly?
I don't do dating nights.
What'd whoa.
What'd you say?
I do not do dating masks.
Not you, him.
What'd you say?
No.
saun (16:01):
I said I have a full naked body picture of me, but I ain't
shown it, and not, I'm not gonnado it.
Tara (16:07):
And why not?
Can't, you can't just put thatout there and be like, I'm not
showing you now, but I got afull body nude fo bitch.
I do though.
And you can't, whatever.
Anyways.
What?
What were you saying Kelly?
I'm sorry, I got distracted.
saun (16:22):
Yep.
There's a little puddle on herseat.
Little superior fucking aerialview.
That's tr snail trail on shit.
Tara (16:33):
This motherfucker's making me turn red.
Okay.
Kelly.
All I gotta blush
saun (16:36):
him, bro.
I gotta brush
Tara (16:37):
and I don't blush Kelly.
I can't even look at him.
Kelly.
saun (16:41):
Oh shit.
Holy buttons.
I get random dick pics onMessenger.
Oh wait, can't you get canceledfor shit like that?
Tara (16:51):
No, not unless you report 'em.
saun (16:52):
You better report that shit.
Look, I don't wanna see thatfucking button.
Tara (16:55):
Are you kidding me?
She's happy to get thosebitches.
saun (16:57):
Are you?
Are you?
Kelly, Jesus Christ.
kelly (17:02):
It doesn't make me, any more excited, I've seen some
pretty good looking dicks onthere, but I'm just like, it
just turns me off.
saun (17:12):
It has to because we're not attracted the same way.
Like women are attracted more towhat a guy represents.
Like it might be power, it mightbe confidence, it might be
personality, whatever, talentwith men, it's visual, it's oh,
you're so beautiful.
You got a nice ass, you got allthis stuff going on.
That's what gets us first, butthen we go into personality
after.
The intro for us is visual.
(17:33):
The intro for you all is okay.
He might, he's a littlehandsome.
Okay.
But he's, let's see how he acts.
Tara (17:37):
Is he a dickhead?
So
saun (17:39):
there's different, is he nice Pandora's boxes that we
both, yeah, on both sex sidesthat we have to decide on
kelly (17:45):
how we react.
I think you, you can always, youshould be at to the point where
you can feel like if it's gonnabe okay, but if you haven't
even, talk to somebody for awhole day and you're getting
that pick, you are like, why isthat happening?
saun (17:59):
I guess I just, if it from a guy's perspective, I just wait
until I get a picture sent tome.
Like surprise boob pics orsomething.
That shit's happened before.
Whoa.
Tara (18:08):
Why do
saun (18:08):
women get by with that though?
It's because we just like, likeit because
Tara (18:12):
guys fucking love that shit.
They eat that shit up with aspoon.
Listen,
saun (18:16):
don't do that to a fucking guy that you're trying to be
serious with.
No ladies, perk up and listen.
Get serious here.
Guys will label you mentallybefore they'll even confront you
about it'cause they're insecureand controlling the minute they
even have a conflict.
So they know in the beginning ifa chick's doing that shit right
off the bat too quick, we, we'velabeled that.
I don't know if that's wife, soif you're trying to be wife, be
(18:37):
real reserved about shit likethat.
Don't give your, don't give upyourself too quickly.
Guys, we think, like you guys,the women too in a different
aspect, but.
You're gonna get respect whenyou're forcing them to earn it.
You see what I'm saying?
Tara (18:50):
Patience is a virtue.
Very, yeah.
You wanna fuck, but don't keepyour legs closed.
Don't you think a guy likes
saun (18:55):
that?
Yeah.
The guy wants to fuck likesthat.
That's
Tara (18:57):
all they wanna do is fuck
saun (18:59):
the guys that wanna fuck one that reaction.
That means he's, that's all he'sprobably after.
That's all he's
Tara (19:03):
looking for.
So
saun (19:04):
that answers your questions, ladies.
Look at the motive.
He's, they're never quiet aboutit.
Men are blunt.
For the most part.
Especially on a dating site, forChrist's sakes.
Oh
kelly (19:12):
yeah.
Everybody's
saun (19:12):
different in person okay.
For instance okay, you get in aconversation with somebody and
you guys seem so comfortabletalking to each other openly.
You meet in person, it allstarts over again, doesn't it?
You're not as open as she was onthe phone or on the messages.
Tara (19:26):
Yeah.
saun (19:29):
Come on now.
Tara (19:29):
Those are keyboard warriors.
Those are the ones that talk alot of shit.
And then in person, they can'tback it up.
I feel like a lot of guys arelike that in bed too.
Same
saun (19:37):
with women
Tara (19:38):
like.
saun (19:39):
I can stand woman's personality if she's gonna be
good or not
Tara (19:41):
really?
How?
saun (19:43):
Because it's sex.
Sign language.
Tara (19:46):
Oh.
Look, he's over here shaking hishead like, yeah, I know all
about it.
saun (19:49):
How about fun?
All confident?
I'm finishing my firststrawberry margarita, by the
way.
Why don't you guys are drinkingon
Tara (19:53):
I'm right behind it.
But
saun (19:56):
don't edit that.
Alright, we're back.
We're back.
Tara (20:00):
What?
Kelly, you got talking to themicrophone.
kelly (20:04):
Are you touching drinking?
Tara (20:05):
Yes.
kelly (20:06):
Hate you.
Tara (20:08):
We are drinking strawberry margaritas that I made with
saun (20:12):
fresh squeezed lime strawberry margarita.
These messages are provided byTalking Taboo with Tara and we
are back with Talking Taboo withTara, the OG queen.
Keeping it clean but dirty.
Tara (20:33):
Keeping it dirty.
That's more like it.
Keeping it real, but yet dirty.
saun (20:36):
Yeah.
Let's keep it dirty guys.
Keep it dirty.
Dirty.
kelly (20:39):
I don't like dick pics.
I'm just saying
Tara (20:42):
I, I agree.
I think that they're not seriouslooking for a relationship.
I think they're looking for ahookup.
saun (20:51):
Listen, then, did the initiative and the hints are
already exposed.
No real man that's trying to getwith somebody forever is gonna
throw a dick.
P I'm just, I, come on.
Tara (21:01):
No, they're not.
saun (21:01):
Every fellow that's listening on here can agree with
me when they have an agendatowards a female or just a basic
agenda.
Some guys that just seriouslyjust want a sex buddy to have,
or maybe just the one night or aforever.
The initiative is differentevery time.
kelly (21:16):
You know what happened to me one time?
I was on Facebook back in theday when it first started,
everybody started getting on andI, accepted my friends and a
messenger.
He sent me a straight up, fullnaked picture.
Mind you, this guy is likeskinny as a fucking pole.
It just, I was like, whoa.
(21:39):
I was not expecting that.
Damn man.
Tara (21:42):
Yeah.
I wasn't expecting to get theones that I got either.
saun (21:46):
You got a wavy dick and shit looking like the dragons
curl in Kentucky, you understandthat all the bikers are proud
when they ride that trail.
There's like a snake, a dragon.
They called the dragons curve orsomething.
Tara (21:58):
Oh, it might've been
saun (21:59):
funnier if I would've said that initially with the joke,
but I like the nests.
It's making an s.
Yeah.
kelly (22:05):
About how does
saun (22:07):
the ladies feel about curved penises?
kelly (22:10):
I've seen that bike trail.
Tara (22:11):
I've never really had a curved penis.
The wine points I've had arefat.
saun (22:17):
My point's still 11 o'clock, a little bit
Tara (22:19):
11.
Like it,
saun (22:21):
yeah, I shoot to the left a little bit.
Tara (22:22):
Seriously?
kelly (22:23):
Yeah, I was thinking about it.
Tara (22:26):
I don't know.
Most of mine have either beenreally fat, in average about
five or six inches or longstraight.
Uncut never to the left or tothe right.
I always, how's it hanging?
And they'll say to the left orto the right, but you's actually
(22:47):
curs to the left.
saun (22:48):
There's a girl.
Yeah.
There's a slight curve.
Maybe you may not notice it fromyour end, but I look down and I
see it.
Tara (22:56):
Oh,
saun (22:56):
it's like an alignment on a vehicle.
That's when you let go of thewheel.
It goes one way.
Tara (23:00):
So you're saying if you're having sex with your partner,
she wouldn't be able to tell.
Now
saun (23:03):
if I bend it upright, erect, it'll look straight.
Tara (23:07):
Oh really?
saun (23:08):
If I let it slap back and hit my belly button.
Oh, it reaches your bellybutton.
Sheila got her eyeballs rolledout of her head and went back
into her eye sockets.
Tara (23:17):
No,
saun (23:17):
that's like my favorite fucking
Tara (23:19):
thing.
I don't know what it is.
I think it's sexy when a guy'scock reaches his belly button.
I don't know what it is.
saun (23:25):
It used to when I had a flatter stomach.
I can't make a curve anymore.
kelly (23:31):
We feel ya.
We feel ya.
We're getting older.
saun (23:36):
Yeah.
One time it did.
kelly (23:40):
My ex had a curvy dick.
Tara (23:41):
Really?
You've had curvy dicks before?
'cause I know last episode wewas talking about pussies.
So yeah, dicks.
kelly (23:48):
Yeah.
My ex had to hang a little more,I think to the right.
Yeah.
It's been a long time, but I cantell when I'm on top.
Tara (23:59):
Really?
kelly (24:00):
Yeah.
You just have to hit it adifferent way.
There's some girls that's
saun (24:04):
got,
kelly (24:06):
You just slanted
Tara (24:07):
vaginas
saun (24:07):
Yeah.
Tara (24:08):
Yeah.
You know when you get that, I'veheard of them.
saun (24:13):
When you get a big fat bag of pennies and you drop'em and
hit the ground and it slaps andboom, it's lump you on one side
of the other.
That's what it reminds me of.
Tara (24:21):
Your analogies cracked me the fuck up.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Bag of pennies.
Yeah, it's really thick on oneside and you're hitting walls on
the other.
I don't care either way.
Honestly, as long as you'regetting it, you don't care.
I don't
saun (24:35):
fucking eat that shit up.
Is that true?
I'm actually under the hood whenI'm in there, so it's a
metaphor.
Tara (24:45):
Okay, so is it true a guy will pretty much sleep with any
woman if he can't?
No.
saun (24:51):
No, and I'm a horn dog.
I don't sleep with anybody.
It just ain't.
There's just some people thatgive you the I two like us guys
can get the I two.
Tara (24:59):
Oh, okay.
saun (25:00):
If large Marge came by and hit on me, she jumped out her 18
wheeler and she's got fuckingtattoos like me, and she fucking
kicks dudes asses and shit,figured it out of her fucking
mouth, and knows how to drop atransmission in the parking lot
and fix it.
It
kelly (25:14):
does that
saun (25:15):
person.
Okay.
Tara (25:17):
That sounds more like a lesbian, but, okay.
saun (25:19):
Hey, there's women who I would think are and hit on me
like a motherfucker.
Really?
I thought you liked women.
And that's why I'd open up to'em.
'cause I'm thinking theywouldn't fuck me if I threw it
out to'em, regardless of whatthey look like, but sometimes
you get fooled.
Tara (25:34):
Okay.
Yeah.
I guess you're right.
saun (25:36):
Yep.
I had a friend, lesbian lady,she's been lesbian all her life,
but she calls me handsome.
I, she's been with the dudemaybe a couple times in her
whole entire life, but shealways, you're attractive.
Tara (25:45):
Don't even,
saun (25:45):
I'm okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm exceptable,
Tara (25:51):
whatever.
It's
saun (25:52):
an aging thing,
Tara (25:53):
oh,'cause you're turning gray.
I'm
saun (25:54):
going into the silver fox stage.
Yeah.
That's
Tara (25:57):
sexy.
saun (25:57):
Yeah.
Tara (25:59):
What's wrong with that?
saun (26:01):
Nothing.
I'm seeming I'm seeing, I'menjoying it.
Are you?
Yeah.
Tara (26:05):
There you go.
saun (26:07):
Aging's.
Not so bad sometimes.
Tara (26:09):
No.
We're supposed to be like finewine.
saun (26:12):
Yeah.
Being smarter is having a littlemore power.
I get ran random neck pains andback pains every now and then.
Nothing crazy.
Nothing stops me.
I take pain and go on guys.
If you're getting older outthere and you're in your
forties, I'm about to hit 46.
I played a full court game ofbasketball a week ago.
I traveled across country andhiked for fucking two weeks
(26:34):
straight, nearly, of course,with the exception of sleep.
I did a show last night.
I co-host a show today.
I'm co-hosting this show now.
Tara (26:45):
Damn.
You did all that?
saun (26:47):
Yeah.
Tara (26:48):
That's where you've been.
saun (26:50):
My recent trip, I'm just saying, the things I do, I just,
I stay moving, I work out too.
I've been taking the weightsback up, but I work out at home.
I don't do no public gym shit nomore.
Tara (26:59):
Okay.
saun (27:00):
Yeah.
Tara (27:02):
I noticed you posted one of your video, one of your
photos of when you were reallybig in muscular.
saun (27:06):
Yes.
That was my prime.
I got a recent one too.
And you said there's like alittle definition lost here and
there and I gained a few incheson the stomach, waist size, but
now I'm trying to rewind.
It's time to rewind fellas.
No better feeling than getting alittle muscle behind you.
I'm telling you.
There you go.
It's a, it's a survival thing, asex thing too.
(27:29):
Stamina in the bed.
You want more stamina, workout20 times a day, two times a
week.
Tara (27:34):
I was gonna say, yeah, if you definitely want sex stamina,
you're gonna have to and alsolengthen your dick.
They say the bigger your stomachgets.
The more length you lose.
Yeah.
I, when I send
saun (27:45):
out more, my dixie's bigger really the skin retracts
between my legs.
Like when your thighs retractand all the, your body fat
starts to shrink back.
You're actually getting a littlemore linkage.
Because I noticed when I wasdown, I was like, why does it
look like I got a third leg?
I was about to write a book withme walking in the sand and
there's like a straight linebetween my legs and call it
(28:07):
Trails in the Sand by PeterDragon.
Oh my God, where do you come
Tara (28:12):
up with
saun (28:13):
this shit?
That's the shit, yo.
I know.
I'm like, I don't have nothinglike that.
That's just funny as fuckingthing though.
That be funny though,realistically.
Yeah, when you lose weight,that's why skinny dudes probably
seem like they are biggerbecause a dick just stays the
way it is.
I don't know.
When looks dick's, like not fat,
Tara (28:33):
when it looks like a third leg.
Yeah, it's pretty fucking big.
When it's nine and 10 incheslong, mine is
saun (28:38):
thick and.
It's six and four.
That's just too big.
At best, it starts
Tara (28:41):
to hurt after they get too big.
I, yeah.
kelly (28:44):
Chris's dad was eight inches.
He was pretty big.
saun (28:48):
That's a beast.
But it's all not necessary.
kelly (28:54):
It's not.
Depends on, I've watched
saun (28:56):
enough porn to know that what guys are doing in there.
They're like, they're not evenburying it.
You don't have to with a female,you can go halfway in and just
hit the trigger.
And it's up, it's in and thenup.
Just take a boomerang and put itright side up.
Guys.
That's that.
That's your map.
Go in, in, up, in and up andthen tease the head on the hole.
(29:16):
Go pop it in and out.
You know when you just start offwith sex and you pop it in, fuck
around with that area a littlebit and then just bury it on her
real quick and see how she acts.
Tara (29:23):
Oh that?
Yeah.
Depending on how hard you put itin that shit.
Shit hurts.
saun (29:28):
Keep, I'm guessing.
Tara (29:29):
Gotta be gentle and try not to nut it early.
saun (29:33):
we had a conversation on this like the why guys take too
long.
kelly (29:36):
Be gentle enough.
Tara (29:37):
A lot of guys come within minutes, so I don't wanna hear
that shit.
There's only some of you thatcan, I have that can have the
stamina.
There's only some of you, notall of
saun (29:46):
You wanna know.
It keeps a guy being able to notget off quick like that.
Just keep him satisfied.
If you keep him nothing, he'lllast as long as you need him to,
or quick as you need him to go.
Tara (29:57):
Yeah.
True.
saun (29:58):
That's why I masturbate sometimes.
I masturbate before a date.
Tara (30:01):
Yeah.
saun (30:02):
Yep.
Tara (30:03):
It helps.
Then they're not horny becauseI'm not trying either.
saun (30:05):
They're not getting the pheromones of my
Tara (30:08):
your horniness.
saun (30:09):
No.
Women have estrogen.
We have
Tara (30:12):
testosterone.
saun (30:12):
Testosterone.
Okay.
So our sex is, that's ourinvisible energy that we don't
see.
And we're not connected, butthat's when you're feeling
somebody, you're feeling eachother.
You got the estrogen, you gotthe testosterone mixing
together.
It's a pheromone you know what Imean?
Tara (30:26):
Pussies put off pheromones, pussy juice.
saun (30:29):
It does good.
Pheromones.
I wonder if that's why I gethigh when I drink it and fuck
it.
It's what the fuck?
Tara (30:35):
Yeah, because you guys just love it so much.
You get high on it.
It has to be y'all motherfuckerspend nine months coming out of
the pussy and spend the rest ofyour motherfucking lives
climbing back up in it.
saun (30:46):
Damn.
Ain't that the truth?
It is.
I love pussy, man.
I can't help it.
It's just, I don't know.
I've been a freak since I was13.
I just like 14.
I discovered masturbating byaccident.
Tara (31:05):
Oh, then, fuck, eight, seven or eight I started
masturbating.
Really?
Yeah.
saun (31:10):
Did it work?
Oh yeah.
You can't come eight years old.
Guess the fuck you can you?
Yeah.
I couldn't bust until I was 13or 14.
Tara (31:17):
Really
saun (31:18):
couldn't.
I was, I tried to'cause all ourfriends was like, you ever done
that before?
You ever had a girl, give you ahandy blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, no.
Then I try it myself and it'snot working.
I get bored and I'm like, thisain't, this is not, maybe I just
don't like sex.
Honestly thought that at onetime in my teenage years and
then fucking, I startedexperimenting and had my first
(31:40):
girlfriend and that's all shegave me was hand jobs all the
time.
Tara (31:43):
Yeah, we talked about that.
Kelly, what do you like jacuzzitubs?
Have you ever masturbated in ajacuzzi tub?
kelly (31:50):
Yes, I have.
Tara (31:52):
Isn't that the fucking best orgasm ever?
saun (31:54):
Is it'cause the bubbles?
Tara (31:55):
No, it's because of the jet waters pushing so hard.
saun (31:59):
Do you put your pussy up against it?
Oh fuck yeah.
And that gets you off.
Yeah.
How do think I started
Tara (32:03):
masturbating.
I start masturbating at eightyears.
Seven.
Eight years old with the waterfaucet just laying my pussy up
underneath it and letting thewater fall on it.
saun (32:13):
Yeah.
See I can't visual it.
'cause you were a kid at thetime so I can't visual it like
that.
But I guess I'm picking you nowactually putting your ass up
against the faucet and trying toget somewhere.
Tara (32:22):
Yeah.
My fat ass ain't fitting nomore.
saun (32:25):
Women use those like
Tara (32:26):
Yeah, the hand showers.
The
saun (32:27):
hand shower things.
Does that work too?
Yeah.
Wow.
Depends.
Tara (32:30):
Yeah.
saun (32:31):
I gotta use the fucking conditioner.
If I'm using anything in thebathroom.
kelly (32:34):
I don't think the hand ones that move like that are
really gr Really that good?
Yeah.
Tara (32:39):
They're not my favorite.
I think they spray out too.
Too hard.
Ooh.
And it like, it's too sharp.
You can't pull
saun (32:44):
back for distance and close your eyes and just.
To the right.
It's
Tara (32:47):
too sharp and too hard.
It comes out too hard.
Like back in the day when itwould just continuously come
out, but now it's like itpulsates, so it's hard.
So you like
saun (32:58):
a guy's tongue flipping up and down like that?
Just on the tip or just puttingpressure and just one like that?
Tara (33:03):
Look at him figuring me out quick.
Wow.
Yeah.
I like his tongue to flip.
You seen
saun (33:09):
the analogy, right?
Yeah.
You press up against a littlebit.
Tara (33:13):
Yeah.
saun (33:13):
And you're around a couple times.
I like the sucking
Tara (33:16):
sensation.
I like when you suck and lick atthe same time.
That's what I like at the top ofmy click.
Look at him thinking.
Nothing to say now, huh?
After you've done figured itout.
Damn.
saun (33:29):
I was just taking it all in,
Tara (33:30):
Not literally.
Yeah.
As you can tell, we've never hadsex.
But we do make a great podcastshow.
saun (33:37):
We do.
We're audio fucking trying tothink of something that would
match it and I'm like,
Tara (33:44):
that, that worked perfect.
Guys, don't forget to follow meon Facebook.
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Please go and follow it.
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Make sure you smash that light button.
Smash that follow button.
Don't miss out on the episodeson that Talking Taboo with Tara
Tara (34:02):
every Wednesday.
saun (34:04):
Let's get it popping and let's get off.
Ooh.
Ooh,
Tara (34:08):
damn.
saun (34:09):
Ooh.
We gotta keep that phrase.
Tara (34:10):
Ooh, let's get off.
saun (34:12):
Let's get off.
Alright, everybody keeps hearme.
Repeat that one.
Tara (34:17):
Do you know that I've had several people tell me that the
show does rouse them.
saun (34:21):
Really?
Tara (34:21):
Yeah,
saun (34:23):
because I'm pretty like explicit too, we all are, but
yeah, I might say some thingsmake people raise their eyes.
Brows at first.
But
Tara (34:29):
I think it's very interesting and intriguing when
I get feedback from mylisteners, I love it because
they tell me, they're like, oh,such and such.
Like you, for you instance, Igot feedback from women that I
never even thought listened tothe show.
saun (34:44):
That's a turn on too, ladies.
If you're listening to the showagain and you were one of those
ones that were out there typingthat stuff up, I appreciate you
to the fullest.
All you all matter y all matter.
Keep the comments coming.
'cause the more I hear stufflike that, the more I'm gonna
show up on this show.
And get dirty and get off on theTalking
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You're killing me.
Put the tissue
saun (35:38):
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when the women started contacting me and they were like
put a face to that voice wewanna know what he looks like.
I'm like, because I talked abouthow attractive you are, and
they're like we need to see.
And I was like, okay, let's do avideo.
saun (35:52):
You are, you can also take photos from the Facebook too,
Tara (35:56):
right?
But you're here in studio.
Might as well do a video That'sa
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Tara (36:04):
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saun (00:18):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Talking Taboo with
Tara and I'm your co-host, Seanfor real.
Nice.
Tara (00:29):
What's up?
Welcome back guys.
What's
saun (00:31):
going on guys?
I'm so glad to be back here onthis legendary show.
Tara (00:35):
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah.
I want you right up in that.
saun (00:40):
Oh, I feel you.
Literally, or, sorry, upsidedown what I'm, so we might get a
call from Kelly today.
We don't know, but we just wentahead and started the show.
She can cut in whenever.
We got some awesome topictonight, along with what was the
Reddit stories.
We're gonna have Reddit storytime about the bust, in that.
Tara (01:03):
We're gonna start off with my story.
So I have been single for almosttwo years now, and not dating, I
decided to put myself out thereagain
saun (01:15):
Stella's got a groove back.
Tara (01:17):
Stella's got a groove back.
So therefore I got on Facebookdating the dating app, and I
connected with a couple guysand.
A couple days go by and Iconnect with a couple more and a
couple more maybe.
Maybe six or seven.
I don't know what happened.
(01:38):
I don't know if it was a fullmoon or not.
cause it was the night of FullMoon.
I got three dick pics
saun (01:44):
oh my God, on a full moon.
Tara (01:46):
That's
saun (01:47):
A luxury not kidding guys.
She's I've seen three cocks on afull moon.
It's a horrible night.
Tara (01:53):
I guess if I was young, yeah, I'd be okay with it.
saun (01:56):
It is annoying, guys that actually brings us to our next
subject.
Our first subject actually we'regonna go into.
So this story she's about totell.
It's kinda like a reverse androll.
Now she's being questioned, onthis particular subject, let me
just question you.
I guess we're going right intoit.
Tell us some front.
The intro, the subject is DickPics.
Tara (02:17):
I was talking to these guys and all of a sudden, I give
'em my WhatsApp number andwhatnot and all of a sudden I'm
getting dick pics and videos ofthem jerking off.
saun (02:33):
So you're giving them your WhatsApp?
Tara (02:35):
Yeah, I'm not.
saun (02:35):
Why are you doing that?
Tara (02:38):
cause they want to get off of the Facebook.
saun (02:41):
Yeah, but what about a real phone number, not a
WhatsApp.
They're not worried about youbeing a creep.
I'm
Tara (02:46):
scared.
I'm giving'em my phone number.
Are you serious?
saun (02:49):
You can always block'em.
If not, it's public informationfor the most part.
True.
You how many applications you'veput in, or credit checks or
whatever.
You could do that shit'sprovided,
Tara (02:58):
right?
Just even sexy horn dogs.
If you, I guess you gotta sign awaiver
saun (03:01):
to be on this podcast.
Yeah, I had to give up my phonenumber.
I was like, no lying.
Fuck.
She looked serious.
Like what?
Yeah.
Tara (03:09):
I don't have your phone number.
I talked to you throughMessenger.
saun (03:11):
Yeah.
Tara (03:12):
Do you see, so I was talking through WhatsApp.
She's got me blocked, guys.
No, you got me blocked.
Was I thinking out loud?
No, you got me blocked.
saun (03:21):
I don't think so.
Homer.
All right.
Bart Scooter.
See, we're crazy on this show,man.
We're crazy.
Tara (03:30):
So I'm getting all these dick pics and videos and I'm
just like, I'm trying to findsomebody serious to hang out
with, chill with, go have funwith nothing serious.
I'm not looking for a seriousrelationship at all.
So I thought I would get onthere and meet some guys.
That wasn't the case I'm gettingdick pics and videos and No,
saun (03:51):
guys, if you're listening, don't do that shit.
Don't do that shit unlesspermitted, because it just,
those are gonna see a daythey're gonna say that they know
what one looks like.
Tara (04:04):
Yeah.
But my, my, my thing is wouldn'tyou wanna keep it a surprise
saun (04:08):
Exactly for your girl?
That's my main point.
It's not so much.
You still look your shit now bysaying that.
It's no, why don't you just talkto'em Normal.
Get to know who they are.
Tara (04:16):
What it is, I think is they're finding out that I have
a sex podcast.
That we talk about sex andeverything like that.
So they think it's okay.
That's what I've came conclusionwith.
Huh.
saun (04:26):
That does make some sense.
It's a little expected, really,unfortunately.
Based on what you are like yeah.
She loves some dick.
You know what I mean?
She has to, I don't know.
Doesn't mean I like, everybody's
Tara (04:37):
dick.
saun (04:37):
That's true.
But I think guys that do that,they just think it's gonna work.
Tara (04:42):
No,
saun (04:43):
the only time I do, it's like when we're trading NP
picks.
Yeah, that's, they're, lemme seewhat you got.
That's
Tara (04:48):
sexting.
saun (04:49):
Wait till then.
That's
Tara (04:50):
something totally different.
Yeah.
So
saun (04:52):
wait till then.
Tara (04:52):
I just met these guys, I haven't even met them.
I'm sorry.
I've been talking to them onlineand within three or four days
I'm getting dick pics and videosof them jacking off and mind you
jacking off to I limp Dick noless.
saun (05:10):
Oh,
Tara (05:12):
like what the fuck?
saun (05:15):
Some people are crazy, bro.
Tara (05:16):
Just because I have a podcast to talk about sex
doesn't mean I want every cockout there.
I'm actually looking for arelationship.
Someone to kick it with, talkwith.
I'm not looking the fuck.
'cause if I was, I could getdick's.
That's not a problem.
There's
saun (05:30):
so many dudes that just think that, that just don't
actually have any kind of gameand they don't realize what game
actually is.
And when I was younger, not tosay I can't do it now, I'm a
good looking guy from my age andstuff.
Decent shape and stuff.
When I was younger.
I was always that guy thatdidn't try so hard and I didn't
talk about sex.
I minimized that quite a bitunless it just opened up and you
(05:50):
got somebody that was blunt,'cause I match energies, right?
When it comes to that.
So in reference, in the be fromthe jump, I'm not looking for
nothing.
That's my attitude.
I get people that, what are youlooking for?
I'm like, another drink.
Financial freedom.
You know what do you mean?
Everybody assume that's whatguys are there for too.
So that gives me a bad name.
(06:11):
So the only way to stick out isnot stick out.
Let all the dickheads and idiotsand Simpson do whatever.
Go around and make this girl go.
Every guy wants to send me adick pic or talk to me and buy
me drinks, blah, blah, blah.
And then I'm just like, Hey, howyou doing?
Cool.
And then I look away.
I buy my
Tara (06:25):
own drinks.
I, when I go to the bar, Ipretty much buy my own drinks.
saun (06:28):
If you, yeah, you came by yourself.
That's, some dudes give up thegame.
Too easy.
Tara (06:33):
We are drinking some strawberry margaritas with lime
fresh squeezed lime.
And I have to say, they are theshit.
saun (06:39):
Oh, hello.
Squeeze it.
Tara (06:42):
Oh yeah.
You liked the way I squeezedthat lime earlier?
Hi Kelly.
Hi
saun (06:47):
Kelly.
Tara (06:48):
Hi.
How are you?
My love.
kelly (06:50):
Hey
Tara (06:52):
the topic is dick pics.
saun (06:55):
What do you think of Dick Pics
Tara (06:56):
and actually pointing yourself out there and dating
again.
And then you received dick picsin instead of a date, and you
got invited on, which you gotinvited on.
You got invited to a date, andthen the next day the guy sends
you fucking dick pics no, I'mgood.
I canceled the date and said,I'm good.
Thank you.
Anyways,
saun (07:16):
you know what a guy would better off be doing is just
simply saying, you wanna go havea couple drinks and some
appetizers.
He did.
That's Leave it at that though.
Tara (07:23):
Yeah, don't send me dick pics.
saun (07:25):
I like to get it over outta the way if I've been
talking to somebody a few daysonline.
It, you're safe to ask, is therea good time to meet since things
are going so well.
You're not creeped out.
My cock hasn't came out my pantsin a pitcher.
I know where there's some goodappetizers, some margaritas.
Every woman likes that.
Tara (07:43):
What woman doesn't?
saun (07:44):
Just create atmosphere and drinks come with no
expectations, fellas.
Listen to me, guys.
My heart, if you're fuckinglistening to me,
Tara (07:51):
my, you're just hitting my heart right there.
Tacos and margaritas.
You guys hear,
saun (07:55):
listen, you can hear that.
Tara's giving you free gameright now.
She even liked it.
Tara (08:01):
That is a girl's fuck.
Tacos and margaritas.
Kelly?
saun (08:06):
No.
Are you with the margaritastacos to say
kelly (08:08):
you had to save
saun (08:09):
food?
Drinks on there, man.
You see what I'm saying?
It's that's game.
That's how
Tara (08:16):
easy it is.
That's, game relationships areeasier or getting to meet
someone is easier than people.
Let it on to be.
It is so fucking easy to walk upand say, hi, I am such and such.
Yeah.
Are you single?
Would you like to go out?
Yeah.
Would you?
I don't understand what's wrongwith that?
Why can't people do thatanymore?
saun (08:37):
And I think we just lost our way.
We lost our way somewhere downthe road.
We, no, everybody's in
Tara (08:41):
their fucking phones looking down.
saun (08:43):
That too.
Distraction.
This is a nice little sidetopic.
My aunt that was still aliveback in the day, she was like
104 Okay.
Shaded banana every day.
She had an original Motorola TVin her living room.
And we asked her a series ofquestions and I'll just speed
the story right up to the point.
What do you think's wrong withthe world today?
You've been alive 104 years.
So she's honey, it'sdistraction.
(09:05):
You can't avoid a commercial.
You can't avoid a newspaper, anad, a coupon, an ass hanging out
of pants.
How can you focus on what's,what really matters in life?
Tara (09:16):
That is true.
Wow.
You understand
saun (09:18):
what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That is
Tara (09:19):
a different way of putting things.
Good way of looking at things.
So
saun (09:22):
The human mind wants stipulation like that.
That's an addiction.
A visual.
A visual addiction.
Straight to the brain.
And that's happening with newtechnology coming too, guys.
And that includes the sex talktoo.
And you wonder why we're offpace.
Porn's gonna be on vr guys.
Hate to be a spoiler alert.
Tara (09:37):
We've talked about that last step.
You're gonna feel
saun (09:39):
like you're Yeah.
Tara (09:40):
Four episodes that we have in you.
I know.
saun (09:42):
I know.
I went too far.
You love it, don't you?
Yeah.
I'm an investor of it, but wecan skip that.
We can skip it.
Tara (09:47):
You're an investor of the.
saun (09:52):
What?
Virtual porn?
Yeah.
No.
Not I'm in, I'm invested in theMetaverse.
Tara (09:56):
Oh, that's right.
saun (09:57):
Which is the new ushering of the internet.
But that involves, and that,that's why I'm still on topic
because the new age of porn willbe coming out.
Look what we evolve.
We went from Ron Jeremy to theold Harry Bush flicks on the
VHS.
Then we went to DVD.
We have better quality pictures.
Tara (10:15):
And that's fake tits and shape.
We see all
saun (10:18):
that stuff.
Yeah.
And now we're creeping up toanother H where PornHub, you can
get off your phone floor free,wherever you can get an internet
connection.
You can see a cocking ballslapping at someone's ass.
Tara (10:28):
Correct.
saun (10:28):
At any given time.
24 hours a day.
Tara (10:30):
Only fans too, but you got paid for it there fans
saun (10:32):
too.
Yeah.
You see it live, obviously.
You can see it live.
So the next usher that we'retalking about is feeling like
you're there, you're lookingdown.
It's probably not your sch mele.
As Ron Jeremy called his dickonce.
kelly (10:45):
I'm sorry he gross.
But Ron Jeremy was ugly and Idon't care how big his ding dong
was.
That's
saun (10:52):
so true though.
Kelly though, he's the mostfamous porn star in the world
and he's the ugliest I
kelly (10:57):
know.
Besides Jenna Jamon
saun (11:00):
true.
kelly (11:01):
Yeah.
I actually met Jenna Jamon whenshe first started out.
saun (11:05):
Oh wow.
When I was
kelly (11:05):
working at Columbus Gold and she would go back to the
party after parties with all ofus that worked there, I
saun (11:13):
Columbus, and we all party all the strippers.
Like man, I thought it was cool.
More than the guys dropped moremoney.
It was just cool.
kelly (11:22):
I mean we just partied and had fun and that was the
atmosphere, when you're workingat that place.
'cause you're working late hoursand then everybody wants to go
and.
Party after work.
saun (11:34):
So like working at a strip club, do you ever feel numb to
sex?
Does the takeaway drive thatyou're looking at sex
Tara (11:40):
all day?
That's when I worked at a stripclub.
I wasn't having sex, I was juststripping.
There was, we
kelly (11:49):
worked there.
I was a waitress slashbartender.
I did not strip.
But it didn't bother me.
I didn't have any problem withthat.
Yeah.
I worked at the firehouse,didn't make sex drive go down or
anything.
saun (12:02):
I was signed up for a mail review once when I was 19.
Tara (12:05):
Did you do it?
Oh
kelly (12:06):
yeah.
saun (12:06):
A friend of mine I met, he was from Florida.
He, I was living here in Ohio atthe time, and he's this is what
I do, blah, blah, blah.
He is I think you'd be great forthis.
Check it out.
You wanna swing your slungaround?
He said, I don't wanna see yourshit.
I don't care how big it is, butyou have to do it whether it's
big or not.
I said, what you talking about?
He goes, get it chunky.
Not all the way hard, just getit chunky.
Go in the bathroom by yourself,do it, take a fishing line and
(12:28):
tie it off down by the nuts.
And that holds the blood inthere.
So it looks like your halfchunky is your softie.
Tara (12:36):
Yeah.
You could do the same thing witha cock ring.
Why would you just fishing line?
saun (12:42):
Because it was fucking mid nineties and I have no access to
that shit.
My ex was a stripper.
Did they have coch rings in thenineties?
I don't know.
You know somebody's about,they're, they like I had one
back in fucking,
kelly (12:55):
they did crazy.
Tara (12:56):
Sure.
kelly (12:57):
No, I know they did.
Tara (12:58):
Yeah.
Her ex boyfriend, her daddy'sbaby's daddy was a stripper.
saun (13:02):
Oh, okay.
I was gonna do it, but I think Iended up checking out or some
shit.
I'm like, I don't,
Tara (13:07):
you didn't do it.
saun (13:07):
No, I was signed up and everything, so he went without
me.
My, my buddy, he was super fit,lean, every muscle vein,
everything's showing it, buthe's just real slender and tall
and dark complected like me,like tan real good and stuff.
So he had all the checks, givenhim money.
Usually older checks usually, ohyeah.
It's chicks, widows.
It's got 40 acres of fuckingland, quarter a million.
Their husband's gone.
(13:29):
They're going in there and someyoung dude like him bouncing his
fucking chunky around because hesaid, that's really what it's
all about is manipulating yoursize.
He goes,'cause the realistics,not everybody's carrying a
fucking elephant trunk in theirpants.
No.
That's why they call it anaverage.
Correct.
Average dick's gonna be sixinches, right?
Tara (13:47):
Average is four or five inches.
I don't know where you get sixfrom you.
saun (13:50):
I always grew up hearing six.
Tara (13:51):
No,
saun (13:52):
that's why I call myself average.
Tara (13:53):
No.
Average Cox size is four to fiveinches long.
saun (13:57):
Okay.
Tara (13:57):
Like I said, I've told you before, apparently you're above
average.
Okay, I'll take it.
Because you was like, look,here's my
saun (14:04):
hand.
Look.
No, I can't show you guys on, Ican't show you guys on the
podcast for those who arelistening.
But he said it's from, but thenif you take your hand open, take
your dick beater out, look atyour hand when it's hard.
Look at the very bottom palmwhere your wrist crease line
where it bends.
Go straight up to the tip ofyour middle finger.
That's your cock size.
Tell me if I'm right.
Tara (14:23):
No.
'cause I know guys is what, twoinches long and they're like six
four.
Really?
Yeah.
You would think bigger than thedude.
The bigger the, you would think,but no.
kelly (14:33):
So the hands, it's the hands, guys.
Oh,
Tara (14:35):
it's not,
saun (14:36):
I think it's the same for women too.
Yes.
I've had the two girls behollering.
I've seen
Tara (14:40):
the skinniest motherfucking shortest little
dudes with the biggest dicksshit's.
You not, they're.
Tiny, skinny, little bonyfuckers and they've got 12 inch
cocks.
saun (14:52):
That's crazy.
Tara (14:53):
Yeah.
I wish I was hanging like that.
I'm telling you.
Some are just too big.
saun (14:58):
I'm honest.
I don't wanna sit and tellpeople I got a huge dick.
I know what I got.
So if they ever had to come out,I don't wanna be a liar.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's good.
Tara (15:05):
At least you're modest about it.
You're like, yeah, I'm average,but average I don, but average
four or five inches.
And you're like, I'm six, sixand a half.
Six and three quarters orwhatever you said.
Yeah, that's above average.
Average.
Totally.
So you said six and you likethree quarters.
I don't think
saun (15:19):
I'm there.
Girth probably six and aquarter.
And that's what you was like, Igot girth.
Yeah, I do.
Got girth.
I do.
I'm the reason they made thefucking daddy stitch.
Woo.
Welcome to the Talking Taboobaby.
I love it.
We're light the show on fireright now.
Tara (15:37):
You're silly.
saun (15:38):
All right.
Let's go.
Tara (15:40):
Where are we going?
Oh, shit.
Oh, let me, Kelly, have yougotten any dick pics off of
being on a dating app orwhatnot?
saun (15:51):
I have my dick pic, but I'm not showing to nobody.
Tara (15:53):
What?
Kelly?
I don't do dating nights.
What'd whoa.
What'd you say?
I do not do dating masks.
Not you, him.
What'd you say?
No.
saun (16:01):
I said I have a full naked body picture of me, but I ain't
shown it, and not, I'm not gonnado it.
Tara (16:07):
And why not?
Can't, you can't just put thatout there and be like, I'm not
showing you now, but I got afull body nude fo bitch.
I do though.
And you can't, whatever.
Anyways.
What?
What were you saying Kelly?
I'm sorry, I got distracted.
saun (16:22):
Yep.
There's a little puddle on herseat.
Little superior fucking aerialview.
That's tr snail trail on shit.
Tara (16:33):
This motherfucker's making me turn red.
Okay.
Kelly.
All I gotta blush
saun (16:36):
him, bro.
I gotta brush
Tara (16:37):
and I don't blush Kelly.
I can't even look at him.
Kelly.
saun (16:41):
Oh shit.
Holy buttons.
I get random dick pics onMessenger.
Oh wait, can't you get canceledfor shit like that?
Tara (16:51):
No, not unless you report 'em.
saun (16:52):
You better report that shit.
Look, I don't wanna see thatfucking button.
Tara (16:55):
Are you kidding me?
She's happy to get thosebitches.
saun (16:57):
Are you?
Are you?
Kelly, Jesus Christ.
kelly (17:02):
It doesn't make me, any more excited, I've seen some
pretty good looking dicks onthere, but I'm just like, it
just turns me off.
saun (17:12):
It has to because we're not attracted the same way.
Like women are attracted more towhat a guy represents.
Like it might be power, it mightbe confidence, it might be
personality, whatever, talentwith men, it's visual, it's oh,
you're so beautiful.
You got a nice ass, you got allthis stuff going on.
That's what gets us first, butthen we go into personality
after.
The intro for us is visual.
(17:33):
The intro for you all is okay.
He might, he's a littlehandsome.
Okay.
But he's, let's see how he acts.
Tara (17:37):
Is he a dickhead?
So
saun (17:39):
there's different, is he nice Pandora's boxes that we
both, yeah, on both sex sidesthat we have to decide on
kelly (17:45):
how we react.
I think you, you can always, youshould be at to the point where
you can feel like if it's gonnabe okay, but if you haven't
even, talk to somebody for awhole day and you're getting
that pick, you are like, why isthat happening?
saun (17:59):
I guess I just, if it from a guy's perspective, I just wait
until I get a picture sent tome.
Like surprise boob pics orsomething.
That shit's happened before.
Whoa.
Tara (18:08):
Why do
saun (18:08):
women get by with that though?
It's because we just like, likeit because
Tara (18:12):
guys fucking love that shit.
They eat that shit up with aspoon.
Listen,
saun (18:16):
don't do that to a fucking guy that you're trying to be
serious with.
No ladies, perk up and listen.
Get serious here.
Guys will label you mentallybefore they'll even confront you
about it'cause they're insecureand controlling the minute they
even have a conflict.
So they know in the beginning ifa chick's doing that shit right
off the bat too quick, we, we'velabeled that.
I don't know if that's wife, soif you're trying to be wife, be
(18:37):
real reserved about shit likethat.
Don't give your, don't give upyourself too quickly.
Guys, we think, like you guys,the women too in a different
aspect, but.
You're gonna get respect whenyou're forcing them to earn it.
You see what I'm saying?
Tara (18:50):
Patience is a virtue.
Very, yeah.
You wanna fuck, but don't keepyour legs closed.
Don't you think a guy likes
saun (18:55):
that?
Yeah.
The guy wants to fuck likesthat.
That's
Tara (18:57):
all they wanna do is fuck
saun (18:59):
the guys that wanna fuck one that reaction.
That means he's, that's all he'sprobably after.
That's all he's
Tara (19:03):
looking for.
So
saun (19:04):
that answers your questions, ladies.
Look at the motive.
He's, they're never quiet aboutit.
Men are blunt.
For the most part.
Especially on a dating site, forChrist's sakes.
Oh
kelly (19:12):
yeah.
Everybody's
saun (19:12):
different in person okay.
For instance okay, you get in aconversation with somebody and
you guys seem so comfortabletalking to each other openly.
You meet in person, it allstarts over again, doesn't it?
You're not as open as she was onthe phone or on the messages.
Tara (19:26):
Yeah.
saun (19:29):
Come on now.
Tara (19:29):
Those are keyboard warriors.
Those are the ones that talk alot of shit.
And then in person, they can'tback it up.
I feel like a lot of guys arelike that in bed too.
Same
saun (19:37):
with women
Tara (19:38):
like.
saun (19:39):
I can stand woman's personality if she's gonna be
good or not
Tara (19:41):
really?
How?
saun (19:43):
Because it's sex.
Sign language.
Tara (19:46):
Oh.
Look, he's over here shaking hishead like, yeah, I know all
about it.
saun (19:49):
How about fun?
All confident?
I'm finishing my firststrawberry margarita, by the
way.
Why don't you guys are drinkingon
Tara (19:53):
I'm right behind it.
But
saun (19:56):
don't edit that.
Alright, we're back.
We're back.
Tara (20:00):
What?
Kelly, you got talking to themicrophone.
kelly (20:04):
Are you touching drinking?
Tara (20:05):
Yes.
kelly (20:06):
Hate you.
Tara (20:08):
We are drinking strawberry margaritas that I made with
saun (20:12):
fresh squeezed lime strawberry margarita.
These messages are provided byTalking Taboo with Tara and we
are back with Talking Taboo withTara, the OG queen.
Keeping it clean but dirty.
Tara (20:33):
Keeping it dirty.
That's more like it.
Keeping it real, but yet dirty.
saun (20:36):
Yeah.
Let's keep it dirty guys.
Keep it dirty.
Dirty.
kelly (20:39):
I don't like dick pics.
I'm just saying
Tara (20:42):
I, I agree.
I think that they're not seriouslooking for a relationship.
I think they're looking for ahookup.
saun (20:51):
Listen, then, did the initiative and the hints are
already exposed.
No real man that's trying to getwith somebody forever is gonna
throw a dick.
P I'm just, I, come on.
Tara (21:01):
No, they're not.
saun (21:01):
Every fellow that's listening on here can agree with
me when they have an agendatowards a female or just a basic
agenda.
Some guys that just seriouslyjust want a sex buddy to have,
or maybe just the one night or aforever.
The initiative is differentevery time.
kelly (21:16):
You know what happened to me one time?
I was on Facebook back in theday when it first started,
everybody started getting on andI, accepted my friends and a
messenger.
He sent me a straight up, fullnaked picture.
Mind you, this guy is likeskinny as a fucking pole.
It just, I was like, whoa.
(21:39):
I was not expecting that.
Damn man.
Tara (21:42):
Yeah.
I wasn't expecting to get theones that I got either.
saun (21:46):
You got a wavy dick and shit looking like the dragons
curl in Kentucky, you understandthat all the bikers are proud
when they ride that trail.
There's like a snake, a dragon.
They called the dragons curve orsomething.
Tara (21:58):
Oh, it might've been
saun (21:59):
funnier if I would've said that initially with the joke,
but I like the nests.
It's making an s.
Yeah.
kelly (22:05):
About how does
saun (22:07):
the ladies feel about curved penises?
kelly (22:10):
I've seen that bike trail.
Tara (22:11):
I've never really had a curved penis.
The wine points I've had arefat.
saun (22:17):
My point's still 11 o'clock, a little bit
Tara (22:19):
11.
Like it,
saun (22:21):
yeah, I shoot to the left a little bit.
Tara (22:22):
Seriously?
kelly (22:23):
Yeah, I was thinking about it.
Tara (22:26):
I don't know.
Most of mine have either beenreally fat, in average about
five or six inches or longstraight.
Uncut never to the left or tothe right.
I always, how's it hanging?
And they'll say to the left orto the right, but you's actually
(22:47):
curs to the left.
saun (22:48):
There's a girl.
Yeah.
There's a slight curve.
Maybe you may not notice it fromyour end, but I look down and I
see it.
Tara (22:56):
Oh,
saun (22:56):
it's like an alignment on a vehicle.
That's when you let go of thewheel.
It goes one way.
Tara (23:00):
So you're saying if you're having sex with your partner,
she wouldn't be able to tell.
Now
saun (23:03):
if I bend it upright, erect, it'll look straight.
Tara (23:07):
Oh really?
saun (23:08):
If I let it slap back and hit my belly button.
Oh, it reaches your bellybutton.
Sheila got her eyeballs rolledout of her head and went back
into her eye sockets.
Tara (23:17):
No,
saun (23:17):
that's like my favorite fucking
Tara (23:19):
thing.
I don't know what it is.
I think it's sexy when a guy'scock reaches his belly button.
I don't know what it is.
saun (23:25):
It used to when I had a flatter stomach.
I can't make a curve anymore.
kelly (23:31):
We feel ya.
We feel ya.
We're getting older.
saun (23:36):
Yeah.
One time it did.
kelly (23:40):
My ex had a curvy dick.
Tara (23:41):
Really?
You've had curvy dicks before?
'cause I know last episode wewas talking about pussies.
So yeah, dicks.
kelly (23:48):
Yeah.
My ex had to hang a little more,I think to the right.
Yeah.
It's been a long time, but I cantell when I'm on top.
Tara (23:59):
Really?
kelly (24:00):
Yeah.
You just have to hit it adifferent way.
There's some girls that's
saun (24:04):
got,
kelly (24:06):
You just slanted
Tara (24:07):
vaginas
saun (24:07):
Yeah.
Tara (24:08):
Yeah.
You know when you get that, I'veheard of them.
saun (24:13):
When you get a big fat bag of pennies and you drop'em and
hit the ground and it slaps andboom, it's lump you on one side
of the other.
That's what it reminds me of.
Tara (24:21):
Your analogies cracked me the fuck up.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Bag of pennies.
Yeah, it's really thick on oneside and you're hitting walls on
the other.
I don't care either way.
Honestly, as long as you'regetting it, you don't care.
I don't
saun (24:35):
fucking eat that shit up.
Is that true?
I'm actually under the hood whenI'm in there, so it's a
metaphor.
Tara (24:45):
Okay, so is it true a guy will pretty much sleep with any
woman if he can't?
No.
saun (24:51):
No, and I'm a horn dog.
I don't sleep with anybody.
It just ain't.
There's just some people thatgive you the I two like us guys
can get the I two.
Tara (24:59):
Oh, okay.
saun (25:00):
If large Marge came by and hit on me, she jumped out her 18
wheeler and she's got fuckingtattoos like me, and she fucking
kicks dudes asses and shit,figured it out of her fucking
mouth, and knows how to drop atransmission in the parking lot
and fix it.
It
kelly (25:14):
does that
saun (25:15):
person.
Okay.
Tara (25:17):
That sounds more like a lesbian, but, okay.
saun (25:19):
Hey, there's women who I would think are and hit on me
like a motherfucker.
Really?
I thought you liked women.
And that's why I'd open up to'em.
'cause I'm thinking theywouldn't fuck me if I threw it
out to'em, regardless of whatthey look like, but sometimes
you get fooled.
Tara (25:34):
Okay.
Yeah.
I guess you're right.
saun (25:36):
Yep.
I had a friend, lesbian lady,she's been lesbian all her life,
but she calls me handsome.
I, she's been with the dudemaybe a couple times in her
whole entire life, but shealways, you're attractive.
Tara (25:45):
Don't even,
saun (25:45):
I'm okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm exceptable,
Tara (25:51):
whatever.
It's
saun (25:52):
an aging thing,
Tara (25:53):
oh,'cause you're turning gray.
I'm
saun (25:54):
going into the silver fox stage.
Yeah.
That's
Tara (25:57):
sexy.
saun (25:57):
Yeah.
Tara (25:59):
What's wrong with that?
saun (26:01):
Nothing.
I'm seeming I'm seeing, I'menjoying it.
Are you?
Yeah.
Tara (26:05):
There you go.
saun (26:07):
Aging's.
Not so bad sometimes.
Tara (26:09):
No.
We're supposed to be like finewine.
saun (26:12):
Yeah.
Being smarter is having a littlemore power.
I get ran random neck pains andback pains every now and then.
Nothing crazy.
Nothing stops me.
I take pain and go on guys.
If you're getting older outthere and you're in your
forties, I'm about to hit 46.
I played a full court game ofbasketball a week ago.
I traveled across country andhiked for fucking two weeks
(26:34):
straight, nearly, of course,with the exception of sleep.
I did a show last night.
I co-host a show today.
I'm co-hosting this show now.
Tara (26:45):
Damn.
You did all that?
saun (26:47):
Yeah.
Tara (26:48):
That's where you've been.
saun (26:50):
My recent trip, I'm just saying, the things I do, I just,
I stay moving, I work out too.
I've been taking the weightsback up, but I work out at home.
I don't do no public gym shit nomore.
Tara (26:59):
Okay.
saun (27:00):
Yeah.
Tara (27:02):
I noticed you posted one of your video, one of your
photos of when you were reallybig in muscular.
saun (27:06):
Yes.
That was my prime.
I got a recent one too.
And you said there's like alittle definition lost here and
there and I gained a few incheson the stomach, waist size, but
now I'm trying to rewind.
It's time to rewind fellas.
No better feeling than getting alittle muscle behind you.
I'm telling you.
There you go.
It's a, it's a survival thing, asex thing too.
(27:29):
Stamina in the bed.
You want more stamina, workout20 times a day, two times a
week.
Tara (27:34):
I was gonna say, yeah, if you definitely want sex stamina,
you're gonna have to and alsolengthen your dick.
They say the bigger your stomachgets.
The more length you lose.
Yeah.
I, when I send
saun (27:45):
out more, my dixie's bigger really the skin retracts
between my legs.
Like when your thighs retractand all the, your body fat
starts to shrink back.
You're actually getting a littlemore linkage.
Because I noticed when I wasdown, I was like, why does it
look like I got a third leg?
I was about to write a book withme walking in the sand and
there's like a straight linebetween my legs and call it
(28:07):
Trails in the Sand by PeterDragon.
Oh my God, where do you come
Tara (28:12):
up with
saun (28:13):
this shit?
That's the shit, yo.
I know.
I'm like, I don't have nothinglike that.
That's just funny as fuckingthing though.
That be funny though,realistically.
Yeah, when you lose weight,that's why skinny dudes probably
seem like they are biggerbecause a dick just stays the
way it is.
I don't know.
When looks dick's, like not fat,
Tara (28:33):
when it looks like a third leg.
Yeah, it's pretty fucking big.
When it's nine and 10 incheslong, mine is
saun (28:38):
thick and.
It's six and four.
That's just too big.
At best, it starts
Tara (28:41):
to hurt after they get too big.
I, yeah.
kelly (28:44):
Chris's dad was eight inches.
He was pretty big.
saun (28:48):
That's a beast.
But it's all not necessary.
kelly (28:54):
It's not.
Depends on, I've watched
saun (28:56):
enough porn to know that what guys are doing in there.
They're like, they're not evenburying it.
You don't have to with a female,you can go halfway in and just
hit the trigger.
And it's up, it's in and thenup.
Just take a boomerang and put itright side up.
Guys.
That's that.
That's your map.
Go in, in, up, in and up andthen tease the head on the hole.
(29:16):
Go pop it in and out.
You know when you just start offwith sex and you pop it in, fuck
around with that area a littlebit and then just bury it on her
real quick and see how she acts.
Tara (29:23):
Oh that?
Yeah.
Depending on how hard you put itin that shit.
Shit hurts.
saun (29:28):
Keep, I'm guessing.
Tara (29:29):
Gotta be gentle and try not to nut it early.
saun (29:33):
we had a conversation on this like the why guys take too
long.
kelly (29:36):
Be gentle enough.
Tara (29:37):
A lot of guys come within minutes, so I don't wanna hear
that shit.
There's only some of you thatcan, I have that can have the
stamina.
There's only some of you, notall of
saun (29:46):
You wanna know.
It keeps a guy being able to notget off quick like that.
Just keep him satisfied.
If you keep him nothing, he'lllast as long as you need him to,
or quick as you need him to go.
Tara (29:57):
Yeah.
True.
saun (29:58):
That's why I masturbate sometimes.
I masturbate before a date.
Tara (30:01):
Yeah.
saun (30:02):
Yep.
Tara (30:03):
It helps.
Then they're not horny becauseI'm not trying either.
saun (30:05):
They're not getting the pheromones of my
Tara (30:08):
your horniness.
saun (30:09):
No.
Women have estrogen.
We have
Tara (30:12):
testosterone.
saun (30:12):
Testosterone.
Okay.
So our sex is, that's ourinvisible energy that we don't
see.
And we're not connected, butthat's when you're feeling
somebody, you're feeling eachother.
You got the estrogen, you gotthe testosterone mixing
together.
It's a pheromone you know what Imean?
Tara (30:26):
Pussies put off pheromones, pussy juice.
saun (30:29):
It does good.
Pheromones.
I wonder if that's why I gethigh when I drink it and fuck
it.
It's what the fuck?
Tara (30:35):
Yeah, because you guys just love it so much.
You get high on it.
It has to be y'all motherfuckerspend nine months coming out of
the pussy and spend the rest ofyour motherfucking lives
climbing back up in it.
saun (30:46):
Damn.
Ain't that the truth?
It is.
I love pussy, man.
I can't help it.
It's just, I don't know.
I've been a freak since I was13.
I just like 14.
I discovered masturbating byaccident.
Tara (31:05):
Oh, then, fuck, eight, seven or eight I started
masturbating.
Really?
Yeah.
saun (31:10):
Did it work?
Oh yeah.
You can't come eight years old.
Guess the fuck you can you?
Yeah.
I couldn't bust until I was 13or 14.
Tara (31:17):
Really
saun (31:18):
couldn't.
I was, I tried to'cause all ourfriends was like, you ever done
that before?
You ever had a girl, give you ahandy blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, no.
Then I try it myself and it'snot working.
I get bored and I'm like, thisain't, this is not, maybe I just
don't like sex.
Honestly thought that at onetime in my teenage years and
then fucking, I startedexperimenting and had my first
(31:40):
girlfriend and that's all shegave me was hand jobs all the
time.
Tara (31:43):
Yeah, we talked about that.
Kelly, what do you like jacuzzitubs?
Have you ever masturbated in ajacuzzi tub?
kelly (31:50):
Yes, I have.
Tara (31:52):
Isn't that the fucking best orgasm ever?
saun (31:54):
Is it'cause the bubbles?
Tara (31:55):
No, it's because of the jet waters pushing so hard.
saun (31:59):
Do you put your pussy up against it?
Oh fuck yeah.
And that gets you off.
Yeah.
How do think I started
Tara (32:03):
masturbating.
I start masturbating at eightyears.
Seven.
Eight years old with the waterfaucet just laying my pussy up
underneath it and letting thewater fall on it.
saun (32:13):
Yeah.
See I can't visual it.
'cause you were a kid at thetime so I can't visual it like
that.
But I guess I'm picking you nowactually putting your ass up
against the faucet and trying toget somewhere.
Tara (32:22):
Yeah.
My fat ass ain't fitting nomore.
saun (32:25):
Women use those like
Tara (32:26):
Yeah, the hand showers.
The
saun (32:27):
hand shower things.
Does that work too?
Yeah.
Wow.
Depends.
Tara (32:30):
Yeah.
saun (32:31):
I gotta use the fucking conditioner.
If I'm using anything in thebathroom.
kelly (32:34):
I don't think the hand ones that move like that are
really gr Really that good?
Yeah.
Tara (32:39):
They're not my favorite.
I think they spray out too.
Too hard.
Ooh.
And it like, it's too sharp.
You can't pull
saun (32:44):
back for distance and close your eyes and just.
To the right.
It's
Tara (32:47):
too sharp and too hard.
It comes out too hard.
Like back in the day when itwould just continuously come
out, but now it's like itpulsates, so it's hard.
So you like
saun (32:58):
a guy's tongue flipping up and down like that?
Just on the tip or just puttingpressure and just one like that?
Tara (33:03):
Look at him figuring me out quick.
Wow.
Yeah.
I like his tongue to flip.
You seen
saun (33:09):
the analogy, right?
Yeah.
You press up against a littlebit.
Tara (33:13):
Yeah.
saun (33:13):
And you're around a couple times.
I like the sucking
Tara (33:16):
sensation.
I like when you suck and lick atthe same time.
That's what I like at the top ofmy click.
Look at him thinking.
Nothing to say now, huh?
After you've done figured itout.
Damn.
saun (33:29):
I was just taking it all in,
Tara (33:30):
Not literally.
Yeah.
As you can tell, we've never hadsex.
But we do make a great podcastshow.
saun (33:37):
We do.
We're audio fucking trying tothink of something that would
match it and I'm like,
Tara (33:44):
that, that worked perfect.
Guys, don't forget to follow meon Facebook.
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Please go and follow it.
saun (33:56):
Make sure you smash that light button.
Smash that follow button.
Don't miss out on the episodeson that Talking Taboo with Tara
Tara (34:02):
every Wednesday.
saun (34:04):
Let's get it popping and let's get off.
Ooh.
Ooh,
Tara (34:08):
damn.
saun (34:09):
Ooh.
We gotta keep that phrase.
Tara (34:10):
Ooh, let's get off.
saun (34:12):
Let's get off.
Alright, everybody keeps hearme.
Repeat that one.
Tara (34:17):
Do you know that I've had several people tell me that the
show does rouse them.
saun (34:21):
Really?
Tara (34:21):
Yeah,
saun (34:23):
because I'm pretty like explicit too, we all are, but
yeah, I might say some thingsmake people raise their eyes.
Brows at first.
But
Tara (34:29):
I think it's very interesting and intriguing when
I get feedback from mylisteners, I love it because
they tell me, they're like, oh,such and such.
Like you, for you instance, Igot feedback from women that I
never even thought listened tothe show.
saun (34:44):
That's a turn on too, ladies.
If you're listening to the showagain and you were one of those
ones that were out there typingthat stuff up, I appreciate you
to the fullest.
All you all matter y all matter.
Keep the comments coming.
'cause the more I hear stufflike that, the more I'm gonna
show up on this show.
And get dirty and get off on theTalking
Speaker (35:07):
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Tara presents the unfilteredinterviews with guests about
today's taboo topics.
And now here's your host, Ms.
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saun (35:34):
Taboo Terrace show.
Tara (35:37):
You're killing me.
Put the tissue
saun (35:38):
in my hand.
Tara (35:39):
when the women started contacting me and they were like
put a face to that voice wewanna know what he looks like.
I'm like, because I talked abouthow attractive you are, and
they're like we need to see.
And I was like, okay, let's do avideo.
saun (35:52):
You are, you can also take photos from the Facebook too,
Tara (35:56):
right?
But you're here in studio.
Might as well do a video That'sa
saun (36:01):
good little promo for you, for us, while, whatever,
Tara (36:04):
we can do another one real quick.
Simple, easy.
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