October 3, 2025 • 18 mins
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Hello welcome to the tall tale Tavern special bonus
announcement episode woo Kyle told me to start it off I
thought I'd start off with a bang like that a big old bang
Kyle, because we're announcing our new.
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Patreon The Patreon Woo you've. Been asking for it and we're
doing it. No one's been asking for.
It. The people demanded.
Every day I wake up to hundreds of texts on my phone.
When are you going to start a Patreon?
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Patreon. We need that Patreon.
Where? When's it coming?
Come. On I have all this money and
these ears with nothing to listen to.
That's what I hear every day from people on the street.
They're freaking out about it. So.
We have the solution for you folks.
Yeah, we're starting Patreon andwe out and I would say that we
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are excited about it actually, you know I'm I'm pretty excited
about the most of the. Time when we're doing stuff,
Kyle's not excited. I'm like, oh boy.
Another day of this crap every time before we ever.
He seems so energetic during theadventures, but he hates them
while we're playing. The the well, the Patreon just
in general is something that we have talked about maybe on and
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off the past couple of years since the podcast have been
around. Never really had a great idea
for it or how to do it. And finally we kind of figured
out a fun idea for it. And I think that it's going to
be, I think it's going to be great.
I think it's going to be an interesting next step for the
for the podcast and for, I don'tknow, for creating content.
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It's an interesting, interestingnext step, at least.
It's a bold new world for us, I guess, attempting to, you know,
add new forms of content to the Tall Tale Tavern and change up
the format on top of that, like with our regular feed in a way.
But I mean, you obviously noticeif you're listening to this,
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that there haven't been, you know, monthly one shot episode.
So obviously we're working on different things in the
background right now. But we are so with the Patreon
is the it's it won't be the sameas you'll still get regular
adventures in this feed. So the Patreon content won't be
that same sort of content. It's our new our new show, the
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TTTTTDTTS. Obviously it rolls off the
tongue, the tall. Tale Tavern.
No idea how many TS there actually are.
Or DS. Or TTT.
TTTTTTS, come on, it's easy. The Tall Tale Tavern triple
threat D20 talk show, which we have recorded a few episodes of
already and I think it's gone pretty well, yes.
It's been pretty fun. Yeah, it's been.
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A good time. It's a the the point of the show
is us just sort of having to answer, you know, general
questions about Dungeons and Dragons, but doing it under time
constraints and adding some of the fun of dice rolling and
randomness to the conversation. Basically, we've got a big
spreadsheet of like 100 topics. We roll for a topic and we roll
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D20 for how long we are allowed to discuss it.
So it's. Very fun because we could get a
very long a question that could take, you know, the full 20
minutes and we get 2 minutes to talk about it.
Or the opposite, you get a very simple question and then have 17
minutes to to talk. One question I'm still hoping
we'll come up with a lot of timeis Dungeons or Dragons.
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I'm really hoping we get that with like 20 minutes to really
dig in to see what they're there's.
There's some serious questions. There's a lot of questions on
there that are like related to adventures from the show.
If you're a fan of the show. There's general D&D questions
and just sort of some kind of general, I don't know,
entertainment sort of questions relating back to themes from the
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stories. I don't know.
It's a lot of fun so far. There's some like mix and match
of like, you know, like, you know, if you could cast this,
this adventure, you know, specific tall tale Tavern
adventure with your, with a, youknow, cast it with a current
movie cast and put it out there.Would you cast for, you know,
the types of those types of fun questions that are fun to just
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try and brainstorm about? It's been a lot of fun.
It's been a it's a fun little show.
It's kind of the heart of the new content that would be
available on on Patreon. And yeah, it's fun for us to
create that show and put it out there and as you.
Can tell we're really natural and good at just kind of talking
off the cuff about things. As you can tell by this episode,
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we're really good at going with the flow and playing off each
other. So it's some quality content you
can expect, but we will be, you don't have to.
We'll be releasing at least the first episode of it into the
regular feed that you're listening to right now.
So you'll get a chance to sampleit right before it, before the
Patreon is. And there'll be like a free
episode of it each month is, I think, what we're thinking.
(05:00):
So each month. Trying to pay while you all out.
We know you want the goodies. The goodies of us talking.
Well, why are we pay wall and why are we doing that?
Why? Why don't we just put everything
out there for free? Forever.
Just for free. Forever.
That's what it should be because, well, Kyle, I don't
know if people realize this at home, but this podcast takes a
lot of work to put together. It does a lot of the work is
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behind the scenes for the editing.
And that's primarily what we're,you know, really doing the
Patreon for is to support the editor for the show, which is
who was sitting right here with with me right now, Scott.
So it's more of a, hey, let's let's actually support the show,
find a way to support the show so that they'd not fun parts of
it become. More tolerable, more tolerable,
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more worthwhile, more worth it. Sometimes it's hard when you're
spending several hours editing free content to just go out into
the world that is eating up timewith your family and things to
not wish there was at least someform of compensation coming in.
Yeah. So that's all.
That's basically what we're doing is trying to figure out
how to sustain healthily, healthily sustain the podcast.
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And I think this will be a good step in that direction to, you
know, if you like. At home grown farm to table
sustainable podcasting here folks.
But yeah, we can go through the the different tier options that
will be available for on the Patreon.
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If you want to be a regular of the show just to just to help
support us, that's $2.00 a monthto be a regular.
Easy peasy. $2.00 Nothing. $2.00gets you access to our Patreon
Discord channel in the in our Discord and the Chaser episodes
are going to be moved to this tier.
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So the Chaser episodes that comeout after the adventure.
Sometimes there's multiple chasers if it's a long.
Adventure Thing, Yeah. Those will be moved to the
regulars tier of our Patreon. I think that's the only content
that we're like, actually. Yeah.
And I think that's also it's think it will help with like
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we've talked about wanting sort of like a face to feel to like
the podcast, like the Tavern being rebuilt and all that.
And I think keeping the content in the feed a consistent, it is
actual play content primarily other than this announcement, I
guess right now in the occasional free episode of the
Patreon. But keeping it mostly actual
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play content in there I think will be good honestly.
Yeah, because we are entering into an era, a new era for the
podcast, the the tall tale Taverns being rebuilt, episodes
are going to come out more in anevent, in an event focused way.
So instead of like consistent, every two weeks you get a new
episode. It'll be weeks off between
episodes, but we'll have adventures like edited and and
(07:55):
recorded all done. And so when they do come out,
it'll be like a weekly release schedule for them.
The first one that will come outthis way, which we don't know
when that releases yet, but that's going to be our Pirates
of Ceramica adventure, which is a adventure where we're all
pirates playing or pirates sailing in a giant bowl of milk
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world called Ceramica. That is a giant bowl of milk.
And you can actually see the themap behind me if we, I don't
know if actually if there's a video for this, but well.
If you're watching video for this, if there maybe is video,
if I don't think there is video for this so you can't see it
behind, I can. He's just talking to me.
It looks great guy. Wow, look at those colors.
That's a very fun one, but that's going to be 8 episodes I
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think And so but yeah, 8 episodes for that one.
But when it is ready to come out, that'll be consistent
weekly releases for that one andbe fun.
We'll probably do some watch parties for it and yeah, excited
for the for when that is going to be finished up.
But. Yeah.
I think we're trying to create aa feeling of more, you know,
like, like you said, events and less like we're constantly
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building track and laying it in front of us as we're racing with
one shots forever, which is sortof the trajectory we were on,
yeah. Moving on to the next tier, past
our regulars, we have reserved seating in the Tavern that is
the $5 a month tier and this is this is the tier that gets you
access to the triple threat show, the TTTTTTTTTTTS show.
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It's 5TS and then AD and then two TS obviously.
TTTTTTTT Dang it, I fucked it up.
TTTTTTTTTT. TS Yeah, this is that this is
the you'll get access to. There's there'll be a episode
every month of the every week ofthe month.
Every month, yeah, we're really taking it easy.
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Every week I get the one of these new episodes and then you
can add your own questions to the topics that will go into a
special Patreon list. So anybody and everybody will be
able to add to the the full listof time.
For some reason you're out thereand you're listen to the free
episode and you're in the discord and you can't afford
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Patreon. You could still send us like
here's a question I think would be good for this format and it
will just go into our like I, I have an existing sheet of 100
questions that I, Kyle and I populate anybody who randomly
submits a question, I would put it in there for the Patreon will
create a specific patron submitted questions bracket and
we'll roll from that. Since we roll three times on the
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show for a topic, we'll roll from that one at least once,
maybe twice per episode. We haven't really figured that
out yet because we, we don't know how many of you there's
going to be and we don't know, you know, what the response will
be or the interest in the patronin that way yet.
So we got to. We're still filling that out.
Yep. But yeah, you'll be able to add
questions to that list and we'lland hope to get it answered on
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the podcast. And then and then you get all
the previous tiers for all of these.
You, you know, you get the stuffthat the previous tier got.
That's a reserve seating and we move on to our VIP.
If you would like to be a VIP member of the Tavern, that is
$10 a month. You get an extra bonus show each
month. Could be anything, could be
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anything that we decide is worthy of doing a bonus show for
the our VIPs we'll put out there.
The totally random bonus shows what we have entitled as with
yeah, we'll figure it out. It's going to be good.
It's going to be K it'll. Be great.
Yeah, it will be. I was going to pitch to you.
I think every episode we should,it should have a different title
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and a different theme every episode.
And I don't know, other things should change every episode for
no, there's no real reason wherewe record it should change every
episode. We should drive around town and
pick a spot and just record it on a batch.
Just record. Yeah.
Outside on our phones. It's totally random, we don't
know. That's good.
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But in addition, on this VIP tier, when you submit AD 20
question, you can add a modifieradvantage or disadvantage to
that question. So if you want your question to
have some more time, if you wantto ask us what our favorite
colour is and try to get us to answer that for 20 minutes, you
could add advantage to that roleor disadvantage.
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You know however you want to do it, but you can add modifiers to
the questions that you you submit.
And that the advantage of disadvantages for our how much
time we have to speak on it, I suppose.
So if you want, if you have a topic you were hoping you we
won't roll very brief amount of time on, then you would want to
add advantage on it most certainly because we've had a
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few where we only rolled like a minute to discuss already, yeah.
Also, at this tier, you get a special recognition each episode
at the end and you'll have yours.
Well, be sure to mention all ourVIP patrons.
We'll put you in the video credits too.
I'm sure under like producer or something like that.
You know, I'll find a way to special thanks to supported by.
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We'll get something in there, but you'll definitely have we'll
have an audio readout I think atthe end as well.
And then moving past the VIP tier to our top tier bottle
service tier is our top tier $12.00 a month, just $2.00 more
the VIP and you when you first become a bottle service member,
you get a token, you get a special D2, which I will love
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the. Camera for.
The camera. That we've discussed, You
probably can't. See, I'm going to be able to
see, but it's a little wooden coin with the tall Tale Tavern
logo on one side and a beer on the other side with a fizzy root
beer or beer on the other side that says bottle service on it.
Do you? Think it's a root beer on the
Tall Tale Tavern logo. I just.
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Figured if you don't drink alcohol then it could be a root
beer or a beer. But I've always thought it's a
beer but it could be a root beer.
It's very fizzy. I don't.
It's pretty. It's a there's a lot of head on
that, on that beer, that's for sure.
It's a criticism for Zazar. We'll reach out to him.
You drew a terrible pour on thatbeer, Zay.
It's the beer on our podcast logo.
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So if you look at that podcast logo and zoom in, that's the
beer we're talking about. But we got rid of everything
behind it. It's on one side of the coin and
then their side of the Tall TaleTavern logo.
So yeah, you get that. You get that token the first
time you join the bottle servicetier.
And then for the for the TTTTTTS, if you want to add the,
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add a question to it. You can add a modifier, and that
modifier can be anything you want.
Yeah, this is a free for all mode.
If you're at VIP level, you don't have to just stick with
like, dice bottle modifiers. I don't know, make a student
character voices, make us do it while holding an ice cube in our
mouth. You know, anything goes.
Dealer's choice, I guess. Yeah, have Becca roll for the
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the time or for the D20 roll. Yeah, for the the amount of.
Time you just that one. We just have to depend on the
fact that Becca will be available at any given moment to
roll AD 20 for us. But I think she will be.
Yeah, the and then you'll get, you'll get your special
recognition each episode and a special character call out as
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well. And so if you want to request us
to talk to you in a character voice when we do our call out to
you, then that is available at the bottle surface level.
You if you want to, if you want to hear from L10 or I don't
monitor, I don't know, maybe they.
Want Oblix? Oblix version of TOAD.
(15:57):
Yeah, that's what that's Can I get Oblix Toad?
Please. I'm going to subscribe and I'm
going to request that for my thing as Oblix Toad.
Yeah, those are our Patreon tiers.
The other thing that will be available on the Patreon are
going to be some modules. So I have put together modules
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for Disorderly Conduct, Zoonopiaand Wild Love.
Those are PD FS. I think they're around 7 to 11
pages each, but they're PD FS ofthe adventure.
So if you want to like run them as a one shot, want to see the,
you know, there's, there's all the flavour text basically that
I say on the on the on the podcast as I'm like reading the
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different areas and whatnot. Got the maps in there that are
very rough sketches because we do all the.
They're beautiful. I don't know, we're talking
about beautiful maps, Gorgeous maps.
Just so wonderfully illustrated.Yeah, they're, they're
beautiful. They're the ones that I use for
reference. But, you know, we're theatre of
the theatre of the mind, so they're not anything where you
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would actually, you know, I mean, they're, yeah, they're
beautiful. They're not.
Going to blow your players away,that's for sure.
No, the, the, yeah, the, but those modules are will be
available that, that those threecome in a three pack for $10.
And then our Rats versus Commoners module is up there as
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well for $5. And that's the rules that we use
for Rats versus commoners. And then, yeah.
And then the rest of that module, if you would like to
purchase the PDF for it. Yeah, that's all the that's all
the stuff that's on the on the Patreon itself.
Sign up for it. It's going to be good, all
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right? It will only be good if you sign
up. You specifically listening right
now. This all hinges on you.
We'll wait. We'll wait for you to go there
and sign up. Wait till.
You're ready, OK. I'm, I'm saying we're waiting
right now for them to go and sign up and and pause.
This is my impression of them right now.
Going to Oh my gosh, look at allthis content.
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Finally a place to spend my money and fill my ears.
Wow, that's you. That's you at home.
But yeah, I think that's all I had to announce.
I'm really excited for Era 2, for the Era 2, I guess I think
we're we're calling it Era 2. I don't know of the of the
Tavern, the post William era of of the Tavern with a new
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adventure structure, release schedule.
I think it's going to be really fun.
It's going to be that. It's going to be great.
I agree, Kyle. Is that it?
Is that all? I think that's it.
I think that's all. Thank you.
Please, please, please subscribeto our Patreon.
And if you don't, continue subscribing to our feed and wait
for the adventures because they're still going to become
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and they're still good. OK, that's all.
See ya. Bye, goodbye.
Hello welcome to the tall tale Tavern special bonus
announcement episode woo Kyle told me to start it off I
thought I'd start off with a bang like that a big old bang
Kyle, because we're announcing our new.
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Patreon The Patreon Woo you've. Been asking for it and we're
doing it. No one's been asking for.
It. The people demanded.
Every day I wake up to hundreds of texts on my phone.
When are you going to start a Patreon?
(00:41):
Patreon. We need that Patreon.
Where? When's it coming?
Come. On I have all this money and
these ears with nothing to listen to.
That's what I hear every day from people on the street.
They're freaking out about it. So.
We have the solution for you folks.
Yeah, we're starting Patreon andwe out and I would say that we
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are excited about it actually, you know I'm I'm pretty excited
about the most of the. Time when we're doing stuff,
Kyle's not excited. I'm like, oh boy.
Another day of this crap every time before we ever.
He seems so energetic during theadventures, but he hates them
while we're playing. The the well, the Patreon just
in general is something that we have talked about maybe on and
(01:24):
off the past couple of years since the podcast have been
around. Never really had a great idea
for it or how to do it. And finally we kind of figured
out a fun idea for it. And I think that it's going to
be, I think it's going to be great.
I think it's going to be an interesting next step for the
for the podcast and for, I don'tknow, for creating content.
(01:44):
It's an interesting, interestingnext step, at least.
It's a bold new world for us, I guess, attempting to, you know,
add new forms of content to the Tall Tale Tavern and change up
the format on top of that, like with our regular feed in a way.
But I mean, you obviously noticeif you're listening to this,
(02:04):
that there haven't been, you know, monthly one shot episode.
So obviously we're working on different things in the
background right now. But we are so with the Patreon
is the it's it won't be the sameas you'll still get regular
adventures in this feed. So the Patreon content won't be
that same sort of content. It's our new our new show, the
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TTTTTDTTS. Obviously it rolls off the
tongue, the tall. Tale Tavern.
No idea how many TS there actually are.
Or DS. Or TTT.
TTTTTTS, come on, it's easy. The Tall Tale Tavern triple
threat D20 talk show, which we have recorded a few episodes of
already and I think it's gone pretty well, yes.
It's been pretty fun. Yeah, it's been.
(02:48):
A good time. It's a the the point of the show
is us just sort of having to answer, you know, general
questions about Dungeons and Dragons, but doing it under time
constraints and adding some of the fun of dice rolling and
randomness to the conversation. Basically, we've got a big
spreadsheet of like 100 topics. We roll for a topic and we roll
(03:10):
D20 for how long we are allowed to discuss it.
So it's. Very fun because we could get a
very long a question that could take, you know, the full 20
minutes and we get 2 minutes to talk about it.
Or the opposite, you get a very simple question and then have 17
minutes to to talk. One question I'm still hoping
we'll come up with a lot of timeis Dungeons or Dragons.
(03:31):
I'm really hoping we get that with like 20 minutes to really
dig in to see what they're there's.
There's some serious questions. There's a lot of questions on
there that are like related to adventures from the show.
If you're a fan of the show. There's general D&D questions
and just sort of some kind of general, I don't know,
entertainment sort of questions relating back to themes from the
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stories. I don't know.
It's a lot of fun so far. There's some like mix and match
of like, you know, like, you know, if you could cast this,
this adventure, you know, specific tall tale Tavern
adventure with your, with a, youknow, cast it with a current
movie cast and put it out there.Would you cast for, you know,
the types of those types of fun questions that are fun to just
(04:16):
try and brainstorm about? It's been a lot of fun.
It's been a it's a fun little show.
It's kind of the heart of the new content that would be
available on on Patreon. And yeah, it's fun for us to
create that show and put it out there and as you.
Can tell we're really natural and good at just kind of talking
off the cuff about things. As you can tell by this episode,
(04:37):
we're really good at going with the flow and playing off each
other. So it's some quality content you
can expect, but we will be, you don't have to.
We'll be releasing at least the first episode of it into the
regular feed that you're listening to right now.
So you'll get a chance to sampleit right before it, before the
Patreon is. And there'll be like a free
episode of it each month is, I think, what we're thinking.
(05:00):
So each month. Trying to pay while you all out.
We know you want the goodies. The goodies of us talking.
Well, why are we pay wall and why are we doing that?
Why? Why don't we just put everything
out there for free? Forever.
Just for free. Forever.
That's what it should be because, well, Kyle, I don't
know if people realize this at home, but this podcast takes a
lot of work to put together. It does a lot of the work is
(05:22):
behind the scenes for the editing.
And that's primarily what we're,you know, really doing the
Patreon for is to support the editor for the show, which is
who was sitting right here with with me right now, Scott.
So it's more of a, hey, let's let's actually support the show,
find a way to support the show so that they'd not fun parts of
it become. More tolerable, more tolerable,
(05:44):
more worthwhile, more worth it. Sometimes it's hard when you're
spending several hours editing free content to just go out into
the world that is eating up timewith your family and things to
not wish there was at least someform of compensation coming in.
Yeah. So that's all.
That's basically what we're doing is trying to figure out
how to sustain healthily, healthily sustain the podcast.
(06:06):
And I think this will be a good step in that direction to, you
know, if you like. At home grown farm to table
sustainable podcasting here folks.
But yeah, we can go through the the different tier options that
will be available for on the Patreon.
(06:26):
If you want to be a regular of the show just to just to help
support us, that's $2.00 a monthto be a regular.
Easy peasy. $2.00 Nothing. $2.00gets you access to our Patreon
Discord channel in the in our Discord and the Chaser episodes
are going to be moved to this tier.
(06:47):
So the Chaser episodes that comeout after the adventure.
Sometimes there's multiple chasers if it's a long.
Adventure Thing, Yeah. Those will be moved to the
regulars tier of our Patreon. I think that's the only content
that we're like, actually. Yeah.
And I think that's also it's think it will help with like
(07:08):
we've talked about wanting sort of like a face to feel to like
the podcast, like the Tavern being rebuilt and all that.
And I think keeping the content in the feed a consistent, it is
actual play content primarily other than this announcement, I
guess right now in the occasional free episode of the
Patreon. But keeping it mostly actual
(07:31):
play content in there I think will be good honestly.
Yeah, because we are entering into an era, a new era for the
podcast, the the tall tale Taverns being rebuilt, episodes
are going to come out more in anevent, in an event focused way.
So instead of like consistent, every two weeks you get a new
episode. It'll be weeks off between
episodes, but we'll have adventures like edited and and
(07:55):
recorded all done. And so when they do come out,
it'll be like a weekly release schedule for them.
The first one that will come outthis way, which we don't know
when that releases yet, but that's going to be our Pirates
of Ceramica adventure, which is a adventure where we're all
pirates playing or pirates sailing in a giant bowl of milk
(08:19):
world called Ceramica. That is a giant bowl of milk.
And you can actually see the themap behind me if we, I don't
know if actually if there's a video for this, but well.
If you're watching video for this, if there maybe is video,
if I don't think there is video for this so you can't see it
behind, I can. He's just talking to me.
It looks great guy. Wow, look at those colors.
That's a very fun one, but that's going to be 8 episodes I
(08:43):
think And so but yeah, 8 episodes for that one.
But when it is ready to come out, that'll be consistent
weekly releases for that one andbe fun.
We'll probably do some watch parties for it and yeah, excited
for the for when that is going to be finished up.
But. Yeah.
I think we're trying to create aa feeling of more, you know,
like, like you said, events and less like we're constantly
(09:06):
building track and laying it in front of us as we're racing with
one shots forever, which is sortof the trajectory we were on,
yeah. Moving on to the next tier, past
our regulars, we have reserved seating in the Tavern that is
the $5 a month tier and this is this is the tier that gets you
access to the triple threat show, the TTTTTTTTTTTS show.
(09:31):
It's 5TS and then AD and then two TS obviously.
TTTTTTTT Dang it, I fucked it up.
TTTTTTTTTT. TS Yeah, this is that this is
the you'll get access to. There's there'll be a episode
every month of the every week ofthe month.
Every month, yeah, we're really taking it easy.
(09:53):
Every week I get the one of these new episodes and then you
can add your own questions to the topics that will go into a
special Patreon list. So anybody and everybody will be
able to add to the the full listof time.
For some reason you're out thereand you're listen to the free
episode and you're in the discord and you can't afford
(10:14):
Patreon. You could still send us like
here's a question I think would be good for this format and it
will just go into our like I, I have an existing sheet of 100
questions that I, Kyle and I populate anybody who randomly
submits a question, I would put it in there for the Patreon will
create a specific patron submitted questions bracket and
we'll roll from that. Since we roll three times on the
(10:38):
show for a topic, we'll roll from that one at least once,
maybe twice per episode. We haven't really figured that
out yet because we, we don't know how many of you there's
going to be and we don't know, you know, what the response will
be or the interest in the patronin that way yet.
So we got to. We're still filling that out.
Yep. But yeah, you'll be able to add
questions to that list and we'lland hope to get it answered on
(11:00):
the podcast. And then and then you get all
the previous tiers for all of these.
You, you know, you get the stuffthat the previous tier got.
That's a reserve seating and we move on to our VIP.
If you would like to be a VIP member of the Tavern, that is
$10 a month. You get an extra bonus show each
month. Could be anything, could be
(11:22):
anything that we decide is worthy of doing a bonus show for
the our VIPs we'll put out there.
The totally random bonus shows what we have entitled as with
yeah, we'll figure it out. It's going to be good.
It's going to be K it'll. Be great.
Yeah, it will be. I was going to pitch to you.
I think every episode we should,it should have a different title
(11:43):
and a different theme every episode.
And I don't know, other things should change every episode for
no, there's no real reason wherewe record it should change every
episode. We should drive around town and
pick a spot and just record it on a batch.
Just record. Yeah.
Outside on our phones. It's totally random, we don't
know. That's good.
(12:06):
But in addition, on this VIP tier, when you submit AD 20
question, you can add a modifieradvantage or disadvantage to
that question. So if you want your question to
have some more time, if you wantto ask us what our favorite
colour is and try to get us to answer that for 20 minutes, you
could add advantage to that roleor disadvantage.
(12:29):
You know however you want to do it, but you can add modifiers to
the questions that you you submit.
And that the advantage of disadvantages for our how much
time we have to speak on it, I suppose.
So if you want, if you have a topic you were hoping you we
won't roll very brief amount of time on, then you would want to
add advantage on it most certainly because we've had a
(12:52):
few where we only rolled like a minute to discuss already, yeah.
Also, at this tier, you get a special recognition each episode
at the end and you'll have yours.
Well, be sure to mention all ourVIP patrons.
We'll put you in the video credits too.
I'm sure under like producer or something like that.
You know, I'll find a way to special thanks to supported by.
(13:16):
We'll get something in there, but you'll definitely have we'll
have an audio readout I think atthe end as well.
And then moving past the VIP tier to our top tier bottle
service tier is our top tier $12.00 a month, just $2.00 more
the VIP and you when you first become a bottle service member,
you get a token, you get a special D2, which I will love
(13:41):
the. Camera for.
The camera. That we've discussed, You
probably can't. See, I'm going to be able to
see, but it's a little wooden coin with the tall Tale Tavern
logo on one side and a beer on the other side with a fizzy root
beer or beer on the other side that says bottle service on it.
Do you? Think it's a root beer on the
Tall Tale Tavern logo. I just.
(14:01):
Figured if you don't drink alcohol then it could be a root
beer or a beer. But I've always thought it's a
beer but it could be a root beer.
It's very fizzy. I don't.
It's pretty. It's a there's a lot of head on
that, on that beer, that's for sure.
It's a criticism for Zazar. We'll reach out to him.
You drew a terrible pour on thatbeer, Zay.
It's the beer on our podcast logo.
(14:23):
So if you look at that podcast logo and zoom in, that's the
beer we're talking about. But we got rid of everything
behind it. It's on one side of the coin and
then their side of the Tall TaleTavern logo.
So yeah, you get that. You get that token the first
time you join the bottle servicetier.
And then for the for the TTTTTTS, if you want to add the,
(14:47):
add a question to it. You can add a modifier, and that
modifier can be anything you want.
Yeah, this is a free for all mode.
If you're at VIP level, you don't have to just stick with
like, dice bottle modifiers. I don't know, make a student
character voices, make us do it while holding an ice cube in our
mouth. You know, anything goes.
Dealer's choice, I guess. Yeah, have Becca roll for the
(15:11):
the time or for the D20 roll. Yeah, for the the amount of.
Time you just that one. We just have to depend on the
fact that Becca will be available at any given moment to
roll AD 20 for us. But I think she will be.
Yeah, the and then you'll get, you'll get your special
recognition each episode and a special character call out as
(15:34):
well. And so if you want to request us
to talk to you in a character voice when we do our call out to
you, then that is available at the bottle surface level.
You if you want to, if you want to hear from L10 or I don't
monitor, I don't know, maybe they.
Want Oblix? Oblix version of TOAD.
(15:57):
Yeah, that's what that's Can I get Oblix Toad?
Please. I'm going to subscribe and I'm
going to request that for my thing as Oblix Toad.
Yeah, those are our Patreon tiers.
The other thing that will be available on the Patreon are
going to be some modules. So I have put together modules
(16:20):
for Disorderly Conduct, Zoonopiaand Wild Love.
Those are PD FS. I think they're around 7 to 11
pages each, but they're PD FS ofthe adventure.
So if you want to like run them as a one shot, want to see the,
you know, there's, there's all the flavour text basically that
I say on the on the on the podcast as I'm like reading the
(16:42):
different areas and whatnot. Got the maps in there that are
very rough sketches because we do all the.
They're beautiful. I don't know, we're talking
about beautiful maps, Gorgeous maps.
Just so wonderfully illustrated.Yeah, they're, they're
beautiful. They're the ones that I use for
reference. But, you know, we're theatre of
the theatre of the mind, so they're not anything where you
(17:04):
would actually, you know, I mean, they're, yeah, they're
beautiful. They're not.
Going to blow your players away,that's for sure.
No, the, the, yeah, the, but those modules are will be
available that, that those threecome in a three pack for $10.
And then our Rats versus Commoners module is up there as
(17:24):
well for $5. And that's the rules that we use
for Rats versus commoners. And then, yeah.
And then the rest of that module, if you would like to
purchase the PDF for it. Yeah, that's all the that's all
the stuff that's on the on the Patreon itself.
Sign up for it. It's going to be good, all
(17:46):
right? It will only be good if you sign
up. You specifically listening right
now. This all hinges on you.
We'll wait. We'll wait for you to go there
and sign up. Wait till.
You're ready, OK. I'm, I'm saying we're waiting
right now for them to go and sign up and and pause.
This is my impression of them right now.
Going to Oh my gosh, look at allthis content.
(18:06):
Finally a place to spend my money and fill my ears.
Wow, that's you. That's you at home.
But yeah, I think that's all I had to announce.
I'm really excited for Era 2, for the Era 2, I guess I think
we're we're calling it Era 2. I don't know of the of the
Tavern, the post William era of of the Tavern with a new
(18:29):
adventure structure, release schedule.
I think it's going to be really fun.
It's going to be that. It's going to be great.
I agree, Kyle. Is that it?
Is that all? I think that's it.
I think that's all. Thank you.
Please, please, please subscribeto our Patreon.
And if you don't, continue subscribing to our feed and wait
for the adventures because they're still going to become
(18:50):
and they're still good. OK, that's all.
See ya. Bye, goodbye.
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