Expedition Untold Ch. 19 - "Cold as Hell" - Talltale Tavern

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Welcome back to the Tall Tale Tavern, the monthly one shot
adventure TTRPG podcast. I am your Tavern master and host
Kyle, and we are back for the penultimate episode of
Expedition Untold Chapter 19. Joining me at the bar tonight.
Deadly when I roll a dope set ofdice.
Killing all the devils when I attack twice.

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Love it or leave it. You better make way.
You better hit a 20 because you don't play.
If there is a problem, Namby will cure it.
Will we win? MTRO's words.
Archer of it. Ice, ice baby.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Stegia. Ice, ice baby.
It's Becca. Welcome back, Becca.
You did so good. Yeah.

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He's never heard. He's never heard a significant
improvement. What is it?
The school's out for summer, buthe knows every word of dice.
Ice Baby. I didn't know every word.
Dice, Ice Baby 'cause so surprise, surprise, I was a
class clown, right? But I wasn't the guy who
memorized Ice Ice Baby. That was a different guy.

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And so like, I couldn't learn Ice Ice Baby because that was
another game. You couldn't.
Take another kids gimmick. You didn't want a Carlos Men.
Yeah, they're a rule. Yeah.
Also here at the bar, at least three items I don't know about
at my desk have been inside his mouth.
Scott Esmond is here. Welcome, Scott.

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And think about the four that have been in my body that
weren't in my mouth. So in the.
World. Exactly.
Think about it. Think about it.
Just as a rushing around on thatdesk.
I read those words and dissociated myself.
From the meaning of it. When I saw the words mouth.
So just goes to pure static in his brain as he reads the intro.

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That's already your intro. Yeah, just say mine rolled like.
OK, I. Think I went and did see the.
Word, but yeah. So he skipped it.
And last but not least. Recovering through worker,
current school psychologist and aspiring magical girl, he's

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Brooke, OH. My gosh, that was so much better
than I thought it was going to be.
Amazing. I.
Tried bringing your A game tonight?
Expectations sometimes. I've never done a scooby-doo
impression. That was the first try, so that
was there's that. That was a different kids

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gimmick he couldn't do. Yeah.
I had a very specific gimmick. What was your specific gimmick?
Now I feel like we can't move onair air.
Playing instruments. My my.
Very specific your gimmick is Scott.
Gimmick was telling people that there was a hamburger that was
huge, That was that was huge, that big.
It was this big. It was very big.

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It's very funny, very good bit. I think if your main bit as
somebody who was in biology withyou as being sang an antonym in
the middle of a word, like we'd be like eukaryotes, no, no
ikaryotes, that was your main gimmick.
Whatever. Prokaryotes.
No amateur karyotes like those are the Kyle Davidson gimmicks.

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I miss biology class. I'd go back and do a biology
class but. You're always saying you want to
study biology with me and it's creepy every time.
Anyways, Speaking of creepy things, like creepy things in
hell, let's reopen the book, turn to chapter 19 and continue

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the story of Expedition Untold. Roll the intro.

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Previously on Expedition Untold,we've made it to Stygia.
We parted ways from Mahadi to make our way across an icker
filled bog created during an ancient battle.
Before we started our journey, the book from Thwick Glowed and
The Marquest who who's now the marquee from Gladiant Theaters
came out to help us. Have you read that book?

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It's it's pretty bloody but there are some sweet stories
about loving it. You just have to really look for
them. The four of us made our way
across the bog on our reindeer until we heard a voice call out
for help. I swear I'm not dumb, I I just,
I got confused and I rushed forward to help.
But it was a trick and we were ambushed by devils.

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During the fight, a familiar face showed up.
Rook from Maleficent 7. Or he's kind of from it, like
the new version. Want to hear something wild?
The marquee is Rook's son, but we didn't know that until we
did, and then we told them because they didn't know it
until they did. It was a whole thing.
Brooke helped us get a magical sword that parts Icker so that

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we could travel through a Big Lake of it down into Stygia,
another layer of hell. The red news is here.
It's hurt us, tricked us, and tried to manipulate us.
It tried to steal Bone Crusher twice.
I don't know what's coming next,but we'll face it together.
You 3 stand in the opening of a cave midway up a mountain facing

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the fifth layer of the 9 Hells, a layer of ice known as Stygia.
In the valley below you, about amile away is a tower of iron
surrounded by a pit of steam. Before the tower is a narrow
land bridge that leads to an open plain filled with an army
of skeletons standing in formation, silent.

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Behind you, the reindeer lay down to rest after their journey
through the wretched bog, and a page in your book starts to
glow. Take it out and feed it to a
reindeer. Just kidding.
Take it out and throw it. Yeah, you take it out and throw

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it, and the page flies up to theceiling of The Cave and a portal
forms on the ceiling and throughthe portal you see purple clouds
and hear the roar of a crowd. A column breaks and slowly falls
toward the hole. A dragonborn man backs away from

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it, and just as it would squish him into the floor, he falls
safely through the portal and onto the floor of The Cave, the
portal above him completely covered by the fallen column.
Hazar Vindicta, will you please join the table?
Hey. Welcome Fallout.
I throw him into a gelatinous cube immediately.

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Revenge. No.
Hazar or Fallout? Can you describe how Hazar looks
as he falls through this, narrowly avoiding the the column
crushing him? I do I land on my feet?
Is that a good question or am I just describing?
I land on my back. Oh, wonderful.

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You can describe. Thud collapsing to the ground
with a giant enormous thud, a huge in stature, very strong
black scaled dragonborn with Scar on his left eye, covered in
very heavy armor with a large sword and shield.

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I suppose standing up and comingto his feet, looking extremely
disoriented and in pain and confused and looking at his
surroundings and being completely unsure of what is
going on. Are you OK the?

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Fates have sent us a fierce companion this time, my friends,
look at this size and stature. He he almost rivals you.
Hugh Guenard. Hugh stands up taller.
Turning around seeing this partygripping the sword tightly and
muttering who are you and what is this place?

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My friend, a wonderful question.I'm so sorry for being rude and
not introducing myself earlier. My name is Emtero Berstero, I am
a Bard of some renown. These of course are my valiant
companions. Huguenard Rockbridge, the
fiercest warrior in the land andNamby Pembleton, the most
clever, quick witted healer you've ever met.
We are on perhaps the most serious quest in all the world's

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to save them from a story destroying monstrosity and you
have been chosen to help us. Yeah, this is hell.
Yes, we are also in hell. Yeah, but it's like the cold
version, so it's a little bit more enjoyable than the hot
version we were in before. I would say that Hazar, about

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halfway through hearing that explanation, has tuned out and
was probably looking around searching for answers on his own
before hearing the part about fighting a specific entity when
suddenly something kind of makeshis scaly where an eyebrow would
be raised. Coming through this portal,

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experiencing many feelings of mental distortion, being
stretched thin and possibly experiencing living in multiple
different realities. Getting a sense that reality is
being tampered with. Having visions of some kind of
entity pulling at the strings. He would turn and say I have

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visions of a red like ooze that pulls on the streams of reality.
Is it here? We think so.
Yeah. The point to the tower probably
there. Yes, it seems the.
Most ominous? The army that is amassed seems

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appropriate for us as we have developed quite the rivalry with
our disgusting fiend of a friend.
And it's been tormenting us for a while now.
Does this deity tamper with the fabric of reality?
Most heinously, yes. Reaches down, picks his very

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heavy shield up out of the dirt where he landed and almost broke
his back. Then what are we waiting for?
Nothing, I don't think, yeah. I.
Could use a short rest but I am at the butt FL.
You guys, you guys say that and the exhaustion hits you.
You know you had just like rode your the reindeer Azar.

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You look brown and you see some reindeer there you see Rudolph,
literal Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer with his red light just
glowing on his nose. But you guys are.
'Cause we're really cool. This is a really.
Cool idea. Yeah, Don't worry, we run
Rudolph. Through this, the exhaustion

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hits you of of your travels through the wretched bog that
took most of a day and and a a couple different fights there to
get through that bog. Just traveling, riding on the
reindeer. You guys are pretty tired.
If you look out into Stygia, youcan see that iron tower down
there. You can see the army in front of
the tower and everything's kind of still.
Nothing seems to be really happening.

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The reindeer are laying down resting as well.
My friend, I admire your your passion and your excitement to
get to work, your vigor if you will, then I too am anxious to
defeat our enemy. However, we have had quite a
harrowing journey to get here. I do think we can use a little
rest and from what I know of your world that you have come

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from, I know you have been in quite the harrowing situation
yourself and perhaps we all could do with a moment to pause
and collect ourselves. And his R that hits you, you're
like, Oh yes, I was just in a first half of a gladiator turn.
Around. He definitely doesn't say yeah.
He kind of looks up at where theportal was and just goes and

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sheaths his sword. I think that's a yes.
I think he's agreeing. Yeah.
OK. So yeah, you guys can you guys
are welcome to take a long rest in this cave.
It seems pretty safe in here. Definitely still cast Leonid's
tiny Hut around us while we're in here so nothing can penetrate

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and hurt us. Love the tiny Hut, Yes?
As you are guys are kind of likecollectively getting together
you the it's cold here in Stigia, but it's not like
destroying destroying you. It's rather it's kind of
comfortable. You realize you are getting cold
resistance from the reindeer. Santa's reindeer do provide the

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cold resistance and as you look out into this like Stygia, you
know Wasteland and this army in front of this tower, the tower
is where Thwick's map is leadingyou to.
And you know that the Oblx is here.
And as you guys are going to be sitting down to rest, you wonder
is this the last time that you will be able to rest before you

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are if before you are able to confront the Oblx at the end,
anything else you guys do as youkind of settle down to take a
long rest? I don't think I have anything
like like preparation wise or like spell, you know, whatever.
But. I asked Huguenard.
I said. Huguenard, what are you making

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us for? Our for what could be our final
meal in hell. Well.
I, I took, I took some, some of this, the sugar from Mahati.
I don't know if it it'll still be good, but I I'm going to warm
it like over the fire and like constantly stirring it and I'm

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going to make us caramels. I'm like so taint caramels.
Taint caramel, do you? Touch those Kaya.
It's just sugar caramel. It's delicious and I stole it
from the jerk that I never forgave.
Yes, the the food from the Infernal Rapture won't spoil, so

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you can absolutely have some caramels with you.
Yeah, I'm gonna make you guys all caramels.
Do you guys? It's kind of, I don't know, it's
a little silly, but there's something that my dad used to
have us do from when he was an adventurer.
I don't know if I ever told you that my dad was an adventurer.

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And then mom kicked his ass and they fell in love.
And then he kind of stopped doing it to to stay with us.
But before they would go into a big situation of some sort, they
would kind of play this like notreally a game, but do this thing
where they would they would, they would say something that

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they were going to do after. And it could be like a small
thing or it could be like a really big thing.
But it's just something that wasgoing to happen after.
And they felt like it kind of grounded them and like maybe
they wouldn't take big risks or,or they would just have
something to look forward to if they had something in the

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future. I don't know.
I mean, we don't have to, but. Denard, if you're going to say
something so genius, say it withgusto.
My friend, Please do not, do notsecond guess yourself.
I love this idea. It's brilliant, just like you.
I agree. I will say for myself, one thing

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I know I will be doing when I amdone with all this is I will be
finding my real mother, my real father again.
I will join them and undo whatever it is that is keeping
them apart. That's a really good one.
The very good one. I was just thinking I wanted to
go get one of those croissants Ireally like at a bakery the next

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town over. And I don't normally go 'cause
it's like it's all the way over there and it takes a long time.
But I feel like I should come upwith something something better
now. That sounds wonderful.
Croissant is. Delicious.
Yes. What could?
Be. Your.
Sons are amazing. Truly, especially those ones
from the town over. I know they are a walk, but they

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are very good, yeah. They're really good, takes like
an hour to get there, but you know, you get steps in for the
day. What about you, Hazar?
What do you want to do after it?Hazar is, I would say, probably
sitting on a large rock, very slowly sharpening his.

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Dangerous. Long sword and the body looks
like. The.
Three of us next to a fire in his.
Ass does not respond and continues to sharpen his long
sword. Great.
It's the terse ones that you know have a have a river of
emotion just. Just.
Flowing under the surface. Yeah.

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Great. So you guys, oh.
My friend Oh narrator, what are your.
Voice I hear speaking. I need to hear what my friend
Hugh Bernard is planning to. You start to get sleepy and you
shove it away. Yeah, you have to stay awake for
just a second more. Well.

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I so OK, so I have a confession.I don't I don't really want to
be a Baker. Oh, that was always, that was
always River's dream for me. And I just, I didn't, I mean,
she always just was so excited about it.
And I don't know, it just I don't, I don't want to own a, a
bakery. And I just, I felt bad telling

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her that. And then and then she died and
then I couldn't tell her that. And I felt bad kind of not doing
it. But ever since we talked to
William, I've kind of been, I was kind of thinking that maybe
I could work at the Tavern and then I could, I could maybe

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protect the stories and then I could still bake and I could
cook, but it would be like more for like fun And, and then and I
could still listen to all the stories and, and when I didn't
know what to say, I could do that thing they do when they
just like Polish a glass and nodknowingly.
I could be really good at that. I think you would be outstanding

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at that. You would you would excel beyond
your own imagination, certainly,perhaps even beyond mine.
But I don't think that's possible.
When I when I saw River, the thing she said wasn't really
about your baking, it was about how much she loves stories and
that she always loved telling them to you and you telling them

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to her. So I think think she would love
that. Yeah, You know, I was thinking
about it the other day. And I mean, she was, she was old
enough before she left that she went to the Tavern and stuff.
And I, I kind of was just thinking that when we get back,
I should look to see if she evertold any stories that I never
thought to look, you know? Sounds like someone's seeding A1

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shot for the future. I haven't.
Been thinking about that, but yeah, don't, yeah.
That's great. I think the only thing, the only
thing that might hold you back, you Gonard, is that we'll simply
have to rebuild the Tavern when we get there.
But maybe a little bit of ValleyJack's magic will have rubbed

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off on us and we can do it together.
Yeah. Use the proper champ first or.
Yeah, yeah. Do you think it's gone, Gone
like these or? I know William is, but I think
the town's there. I hope that I I I hope that the

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town is not gone, but I have been assuming that the Tavern
itself may no longer be standing.
If only somebody new I. Hope the books are OK.
And I turn, I turn to Hazar. By the way, we're from a Tavern
and this is Yukin. Our sister is dead.
That's who River is. That's what we're talking about

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right now. He.
Continues to sharpen and grufflysays I gathered he understands.
He gets it. He gets it.
OK, narrator, take it away. Sleep.
Is. Really hitting me now.
Wait real fast, I left my cup inthe other room.

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I'm sorry, before narrator takesit away, can I just grab it out
of the other room? I'll be right back.
You lose one hit point for everysecond you're gone.
No one. 2 and I roll and if I roll a Nat one then he doesn't
wake up. So still rolling, still rolling,

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still. You're good.
Are we rolling for dreams? We are so everyone as you go
fall asleep, get AD 6 out because we were rolling for
dreams and because we are in hell.
If you run it roll a one through5 you are going to have a
nightmare and if you roll A6 youget a nice pleasant dream.

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Or oh boy, nightmare time. Hazar, when I get to you, you
will tell us what Hazar is having a nightmare of.
Oh great. But we'll start with Mtero.
Mtero, are you having a dream ora nightmare?
It's all nightmare for me, baby.As you fall asleep, you have

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this dream. You're you're in this dark abyss
and you can see Namby alone, crying, and she's on this island
that you can't really reach. You try to call out to her, to
speak to her, to encourage her, but your mouth is sealed shut
and you can't speak. Even when you try his.
Hard. Even if she's like.
Roll a constitution. Check see if you can.

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Form your cousin or. Your your your.
Stomach. Mouth.
My stomach, mouth. No I can't I got a fucking 10.
That sucks. Yeah, your stomach.
You try to form your stomach mouth and it just doesn't in
this dream and you try as hard as you can but can utter a word
and you have to watch as she continues to cry namby dream or

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nightmare? Nightmare.
Nightmare, You are on the western frontier again, standing
in the crowd, watching yourself walk up to Tannenbaum and kill
him with Inflict Wounds. This time you don't return to
save his life. The crowd turns toward you and
starts asking you questions. You wanted to kill him, didn't

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you? You wish you would have killed
him. You think you didn't want to
kill him, but deep down you did and that's why it happened.
And you are surrounded by the crowd bombarding you with
questions about that instance. Hazar, you are having a
nightmare. What is Hazar experiencing?

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Hazar is picturing A quaint, beautiful sunny village when he
was young with his adoptive family praying in the in the
temple of Bahamut and the town is raided by cultists and

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everyone in the town is slaughtered including his
adoptive family and he can do nothing because it is a
nightmare. He is trapped in the cellar of
the temple and he's trying to break the door down and help his
family but he can't. And just the sounds of their
screams echoing and he's trying to help but he cannot.

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Queue dream or Nightmare. Dream.
You're having a dream. Please, please tell us what you
were dreaming about. What is?
What's Hugh? Thinking about Kyle was so sure
there wouldn't be a dream, he didn't prepare anything for
this. I wanna know.
I wanna know Your kid. You know this?
Yeah. What you guys are actually

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dreaming of here? I think like Hugh kind of goes
to sleep thinking about like theconversation he had had.
And so Hugh is like dreaming about the Tavern and like he's
finishing kind of putting it together and like I'm Tyro and
Amby are there and like in the dream he's like straightening
things up and putting like the last coat of paint on the door.

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But you like notice that it's not how it was before.
We're like, instead of just having like 1 normal size door,
now it's like a Russian doll style where there's a door with
a door with a door. So depending on what size you
are, you can open the door that's most comfortable for you.
And then when he opens the Hue size door and walks in, you see

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that now instead of just like normal size tables and normal
size like bar stools, they're always too small for Hue.
Now there's a mix and there's like big chairs.
And then there's littler chairs for like Namby's so that her
feet can comfortably rest on theground.
And then there's like, also the normal chairs.
So it's just like him kind of dreaming about like the home

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that he wants to make. My feet never touch the ground.
Always. When you when you open the door,
do all the patrons go Hugh like it's?
Cheer. I don't know.
If he would even like just like take.
A corner seat at the bar. As you're looking at your
handiwork, William walks up and steps next to you and starts to

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speak. I can show you what would have
happened back when you lived thememory with River if you told
her to stay. Yeah, going to be more lies.
You recognize this instantly as you know the Oblate speaking to

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you, just as it had in Emtero's dream.
I can't change reality right nowsince this is just a dream, but
I can show you and it would be what would have happened.
Sure, show your pictures, that'sfine.
The world kind of changes in your dream and it starts to be

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shaped. And he changes the reality to
show you that scene at dinner when you're with your family.
Your family leaves and then you have a conversation with River
and you, River asks you, I'll stay if you want me to.
And instead of saying no, you should go.
You ask her to stay. And your sister gives you a big
hug. OK, I'll stay.

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I'll stay. And the world in this dream
shifts and changes and you see new scenes.
You see your sister stays and gets a job as a town guard in
Daggerford. You continue your schooling and
you work on your baking. Your father pretty much likes
everything you bake, no matter what, and your mother doesn't
really pallet the stuff. If it isn't meat, she's not

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really interested. The river is there, and she
gives you some good advice, tells you if something is too
sweet or too fluffy or too bland.
You get better and better at baking.
And you turn 18 and you start tolook for jobs.
And you see the bakery in Daggerford is hiring.
And you have an interview scheduled.

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But your sister comes up to you and says, Hugh, I've been
thinking, I want to travel the world.
And you've gotten really good atbaking.
Like I'm not just saying that you are actually good.
I think you can open up your ownbakery.
I hear Neverwinter is accepting of us half trolls.
I I can get a job there at the Citadel and I'll pour my extra

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cash into a bakery for you. We could go there together and
start fresh. What do you think?
And you say yes, and you go to Neverwinter to open a bakery
with your sister, and you never get the job at the bakery in
Daggerford and you never walk into the Tall Tale Tavern at the
end of a hard day of work. And you never see the flyer for

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the Tall Tale Tavern book Club. And then the dream kind of ends
and William is still standing you there, and his eyes glow red
and he looks and turns to you and says everyone has moments in
their life where they wish they would have made a different
decision or done something different.

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What Ioffer is to let people live that reality.
I can let people live their lives they how they wish they
would have, allow them control over their own stories.
And yes, I get something out of it when they change their story.
I grow stronger from consuming their new memories.
But the stronger I grow, the more people I can help.

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Is that so bad? Now it's amazing that you, you
have dug so deep in our minds and you still don't get it.
You don't get that those, those aren't lives.

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They're pictures that you've strung together and made to
maybe make them happy in that brief moment.
But The thing is, is that you'vebeen able to hurt us.
You've been able to make us feelhorrible because we've loved,
because we've gotten those really awesome moments too.

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And the reality is that those things kind of go hand in hand.
You can't have one without the other.
And yeah, it sucks sometimes. And yeah, it keeps you awake and
it makes you feel like you wouldgive anything to make it better.
But that's not it's not actuallyreal.

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If you deny me, deny this reality, then you'll die.
You'll die and Emtero will die. And I promised Namby that I
would kill you over and over again while she watched, when
she decided not to save Emtero'smother.
That's what you're choosing. If you deny me, dream ends and

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you wake up. I think that definition of a
dream is different man. Let me do a good dream.
I don't think this counts. Oh.
I never liked. That.
Yes, unfortunately, Yeah. He picked picked Hugh to enter

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her dream or enter his dream, you know, with the dream spell.
Yeah, all right. But you all wake up in The Cave
in this ninth layer of hell and feel fully refreshed.
I slept horribly. I mean, I feel fully refreshed,
but I have to tell you, my dreams were terrible.

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I feel very confused about my dreams of whether I liked it or
did not. Was Diane Dre in it again?
He denied. Immediate blue to the face.
Well. There's only one way I know how
to deal with my feelings, and that's killing Miss Oblix

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personally. Yeah, You know what's ironic is
that before all of this, I I used to get squeamish about
taking the fish off the hook when river and I would go
fishing. Like even that made me feel feel
uncomfortable. And now I I just casually
thought in my head a lot time togo kill something.
So that's that's good. Probably not something.

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I still don't think I'd like taking a fish off a hook, is
there? They're gross and they flop
around and they're all wet. Yeah.
It would not be good for your fur.
Maybe. I don't think to.
Get the the ooze though, that's going to feel good for your fur.
For my fur specifically and alsoin general.

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Yeah, all right, let's go do some murdering.
So you guys step out of The Cave.
Cast 8 on everybody before we step out of The Cave.
Cast. 8. OK.
There's. Just no way.
That's not an afternoon. Wait, can we can we do like my
summon and everything? Yeah, go ahead before so Tero

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cast 8 how how many temp HP doeseverybody get?
Well, first of all, as we've been through many times, it's
not temp HP, it's a temporary boost to your full HP.
But you will be getting 15 because I'm going to cast it at
4th level on each of you. Yeah, so nice.
OK I'm going to do my blood right first and I had ice last

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I'm pretty sure so I'm going to do radiant with namby and I take
3 necrotic damages. I slash my palm on one of my
fangs. Bam.
I was. Not a screwdriver, because that
was. Gross.
Yeah, this is I'm. Still not over it.

(34:25):
I'm still not over it. Using the screwdriver, so I cut.
That you grabbed A screwdriver. Find a knife.
Find a knife. I panicked.
OK, and then I'm going to summonmy echo and so I oh, sorry.
I was just going to explain the feature you're doing to Fallout
2 that Becca has a she's an EchoKnight, so she can summon like a

(34:48):
shadow fighter. But how she flavors it for this
campaign is she has a drawing ofevery past character that she
put into a spreadsheet basically.
And so she rolls to see which character from a past adventure,
The Shadow. Form will take from her.
It's very cool. I.
Like that? Yeah, so after she he excuse me,

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I just misgendered you. Whoops.
After Hugh swipes the blood on aBone Crusher to activate the
rune to get that extra radiant damage, then he swipes it on the
journal and an inky Eladron forms and we have Cassie with us
for this battle. Cassie.

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No sense. It's a Cassie.
No sense. It's a cat at first a.
Good. A cat that hacks up and dies on
the ground. Hacks up and dies on the ground.
You think it's dead on the ground, and then, then you, and
then it stands up and it's Cassie chuckling.
I've got so many Scott characters.
I'm a fourth of the characters basically.

(35:52):
It's just gonna happen, yeah. And I, I need something to bring
to life then before we leave, ifwe're doing our our things that
we do before we leave, I need anitem.
Do you have any items that are non magical on you Fallout?
Any items that are non magical. Yeah, I don't know if your
character has anything. I have AI have a javelin.

(36:14):
I have a couple. Of my friends, do you mind if I
borrow that javelin? Are you sure you could throw it
very far handing? It to you well Emtero holds the
javelin in his hand and attemptsto judge the make of his own
manhood and the make of the javelins manhood as it springs

(36:35):
to life and becomes and is imbued with life by the fire
spirits. And I burn a piece of paper as I
write that down, and the javelinsprouts arms and legs and just
starts floating there next to me.
And I will not need to throw it,my friend, It will throw itself.
And I've just used my animating performance to bring the javelin

(36:57):
to life for an hour. Excellent.
It's cool. I think that's awesome.
Hazar just kind of goes. So you guys step out of The Cave
and again, look at this terrain.You know, the, the, the tower's
like a mile away. There's an army of skeletons in
front of it, standing there. How big of an army are we

(37:23):
talking? Like, are we talking like
hundreds, thousands, 10s? What?
400. What?
What was that? What?
Length are we talking about? You turn around and you out of
the. Snow.
Out of the snow there is a whiteCarapus like beautiful white

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carapus like insectoid ice devilthat steps out with this big ice
spear steps out from the snow like all camouflage 400
skeletons. Kind of lean over down to do we
know this one? Like is this from a story I
don't? Think I remember.
Excuse me, my friend. I don't believe we've been
introduced. My name is Imperial Berstero.

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I'm a Bard of somewhere. Now, these are my valiant
companions, Huguenard, Rockbridge and Namby Pembleton.
And this is our new friend, Hazar.
I don't believe I caught his last name, but I don't think
he'll do a lot of talking with you.
How may we help you? Help.
They do not belong here, but neither do you.

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He like, cocks his head a littlebit.
That is. True I.
Would agreed on both accounts. On this we.
Seek to. Read your realm of them and and
as expediently as possible ourselves after.
Yeah. Would you like to help us get
rid of them? Would you like to form an

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alliance? Would you like to kill 400?
Skeletons. It.
Got them. They do not belong here.
This tower does not belong here.It is not theirs.

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Usually roll a persuasion check.Somebody who?
Wants to do it only someone I don't think I.
Don't have a + 0. I can.
Give the help action I I'm actually proficient to take.
That help action, but quite happily go for it.
I just did nod enthusiastically behind him.

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Dear. Oh.
Thank you for your nods because with your nods it went from a
Nat 1 to a 32 so. Wow, wow, that's.
What that? That's what that helps actually
get you with the advantage role.Somewhat better, Somewhat
better. He he said.
He nods his head. Yes.

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The tower they stand by is the tower of erm, which can be
teleported to different planes of existence.
It's usually on Avernus, but itsprevious owner is dead now
floating in the Lake of Blood, killed by an ooze creature.

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Who was the owner before? A powerful mage named Morden
Kanan. Who's killed Morden Kanan, What
are we doing? Should we go back?
Morden Kanan would come to a Vernus to study it.
I do not know how the Oblix bested him, but he is.

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Dead. Most likely using deceit and
trickery. Bring the army.
He says. Bring the army as close as you
can to the mountains. I will do the rest.
And he walks away. Where are the mountains in
relation to us? And the tower, yeah.

(40:58):
So you're on the mountains wherehe was pointing to.
There's like a half a mile of where the mountains are close to
like where the where the army is.
So basically he's saying bring them closer to the mountains and
you'll be able to help yell. Yoo Hoo, skeletons.

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You're really far away. The wind is like blowing.
It doesn't. Really loud hit him with the.
Yoo Hoo, oh man. Well.
We still have. I mean, perhaps one of us, or
all of us, could simply fly the reindeer down and draw their
attention. Draw them back.

(41:41):
Yeah. If he's going to trigger like
some sort of an avalanche thing,I guess we could fly up.
We wouldn't have to fly straighttowards back towards the
mountain is once it was triggered like if it was
something like that, OK. We we have a foreign reindeer,
right? Yes, you do it.
Yeah, it follows. You down, you get to ride Vixen.

(42:04):
Oh. Man, I shoot.
I have a spell called compelled dual but it only works on one
creature at a time. Is that unfortunate?
Is there a leader? Is there one with a little crown
on or something? Identify the leader of the
Skeleton Army. Who's writing Rudolf of the Old?

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Perception check Old perception check if you're 1 to try to
identify something. The Santa of Undead if you want.
Namby, you're looking too, aren't you?
Couldn't you? Yeah.
You're gonna. Perceive it at least, yeah.
Or roll as well. What are we doing?
Perception or insight? Perception, Perception.
Just perception. You're pretty far away, but.

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I I rolled A1 laugh. I rolled.
A1. Oh, I rolled a.
Roll bro. 20. Good.
We're at 11. Yeah, you guys look and the snow
just hits you both right in the eyeball and you just have to
blink away. I can't see anything.
OK. That's funny.
What if I just, I'll fly down there and taunt them and I'll a

(43:07):
whole Bone Crusher out because evidently everyone wants it and
then and then fly back up here. And then if it, if it's like an
avalanche thing, I'll just fly up, up instead of like.
Could. You could you could you transfer
your consciousness into your echo and send it down to try to
draw their attention, as is the intended feature almost of that.

(43:30):
Of the echo. I know, it's almost like I
forgot that that feature that I forgot.
Thank goodness Scott remembers this.
How far away are the that this are the the things the undead?
I mean, the guys are a mile awayright now.
Oh. A mile that would be 5280 feet
so and I can only do 1000. We need to go 4280 feet forward

(43:53):
then and then get their attention and you can or if
nothing else you can swap with the echo.
No, because you can't move unless unless you're conscious.
Oh, I would have to be able to channel with it.
Yeah, I'll. Just I'll just let's fly down
there. This will be a distraction
check, which is did you know distraction's not a skill?

(44:14):
Whatever makes sense for that totry and distract this army is
going to be the dice roll that you.
Will end up doing depending on how we flavor it.
Is that what you're saying? You Yeah.
So you could use any of your ability checks for this, right?
Because it's a for to distract them.
Whichever 1 you would choose andhow you're doing it.

(44:36):
I could do like, I could be likejust all hulked out and stuff
and do like athletics or intimidation and, and just be
super, super scary. I could polymorph you into
something really big to get their attention, polymorph you
into AT Rex and send you how it wouldn't be that high level can.

(44:58):
I can I be around? T Rex is ACR 80.
Hey, we're. Higher than 8 so I can turn you
into a fucking T Rex. Polymorph is everybody's.
Does that turn? You into AT Rex?
Can I just be AT Rex regardless situation?
What was the polymorph rules? Is it like wild shape where you
like you you after you go down to 0 you go to your normal form?

(45:23):
Or do I just die? It is.
You know you do revert to your normal form after you die.
The target assumes the hit points of its new form.
When it reverts to its normal form, the creature returns the
number of hit points it had before it transformed.
If it reverts as a result of dropping to zero hit points and
the excess damage goes off like it normally would, the creatures
limited to the actions that can perform by the nature of its new

(45:43):
form, it can't speak or cast spells or take any other action
that requires hands or speech ifit like, doesn't have those
things right. If Hugh gets turned into AT Rex,
I'm going to say that he's green.
So he's like that T Rex. And since he's so like
Marshmallowy as a personality, he's the T Rex from Toy Story.
You're Wallace, Sean. Yes, this is amazing.

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And so this is where you want todo.
We can go forward with it if. It may we.
Please you'll get advantage on the intimidation check that you
can do with Hughes with Hughes use feature.
Can we ride the T Rex to battle?Can we battle?
Yeah, I mean the. Polymorph, yeah.
I mean, that's a spell that you have so you can be AT Rex into

(46:28):
the battle. I just want one of us to be the
T Rex. This will really work.
OK, so I got to pull up this stat block real fast.
At least Namby should be riding the T Rex.
Give the 2024 version, yeah. Oh, the 2024, Yeah.
Bring up the 2024 version. Excuse me, but I have the 2014
legacy version prepared on my spell sheet so I.

(46:51):
Like the way your cheeks puffed out when you said that, that
really added the persuasions. 'Cause I have the I have to suck
it in like the back of the throat, so the earth starts
coming out the cheeks. This excites me.
I shall, I shall, I shall T. Rex And it's just a
concentration. For once.
It's concentration for yeah Bird.

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M Tiro. Yes, I am just like that.
I'm concentrating so fucking hard right now.
Dude, cool. Amazing.
So so you're gonna try and lead the skeletons away.
That's like it's kind of like 1/2 mile ish to the to the area
where. To the mountain.
The Ice Devil had. And I guess so.

(47:38):
Are we all following you then the rest of us on reindeer while
you are a big T Rex? Yeah, why don't you guys stay on
the like, up on the reindeer, like up, just in case stuff gets
real bad. Exactly.
Somebody needs to be with you nomatter what.
Even if you are AT Rex, you could, there's 400 skeletons,
you know you could die. There's also magic and stuff,
yeah. Well, I and I can go because

(47:59):
because then if we need to destroy undead.
Yeah. That would apply skeletons.
Y'all my plan is I would like toadd the T Rex when it is go
time. My way of intimidating.
I want to do that thing from Jurassic Park where I run up and
I pick up one of the ones towards the front and I shake it

(48:19):
in my mouth and throw it and then hightail it back so that
they chase me. OK, like it and I will send oh,
I'm going to send the flying spear with you to boost your
movement speed ten additional feet on your.
Turn. If it starts within 10 feet,
I'll I'll command the spear to ride the T Rex.

(48:40):
Or if be in your can I command the the spear to sit in the T
rex's mouth like a toothpick hanging out.
You're super cool. Yeah.
Amazing. OK, great.
Toothpick. So you so you can't get too Rex.
Pierce my ear with it. That's.
What we do with the 2T? Rex says deal with it.
Incredible. So you are going to fully go up

(49:03):
and rampage into the skeletons and then run book it as far as
fast as you can away and the group is are you guys going to
be with her or with him or goingto be far away?
I think flying above and maybe alittle back is the best area.
Not like enough that we could get there in a dash, maybe on a

(49:25):
turn. It'll be like 180 then, right?
Yeah. So, yeah, you could be on the
reindeer. That's 180 feet flying that you
could, yeah. Taro, do you want to take
Rudolph since I'm on Hugh? But you go, you are riding on
Hugh. Good.
Yeah. OK, then.
Sure, I'll pick Rudolph. So me and me and and Hazar will
fly the reindeer 180 feet back 'cause they can dash in one turn

(49:50):
and get there 'cause they move 90 feet on their turn.
And that way we can be out of danger but still get there if
something goes wrong. Does that make sense?
Yeah. OK, incredible.
So did you. Plan for this part. 180 feet

(50:10):
away from. Namby is on the T Rex.
I I turn you into AT Rex. First of all, yes, he comes out
and he morphs into the shape of a monstrous T Rex.
You morph into that shape. This big green Tyrannosaurus Rex
rises from the snow and you start.

(50:33):
You just charge at the skeletonsand they look up at you.
You're going to have the first attack on this, so go ahead and
make some attacks against the skeleton Army as the T Rex,
because you said you're going tobite them.
Yeah, I want to chomp and do thethe shake and the throw the
whole thing. OK, so T Rex's get.
And as you see, as you do, as you guys are watching the T Rex

(50:55):
run against this army, it is an army of 400 skeletons.
And you do recognize that these are skeletons which are very
weak, but there are 400 of them.And so this still is a daunting
amount. This is an army that.
This is not the first Army. We fought OK in this campaign.

(51:16):
We're getting the first rodeo, yeah.
OK, so the T Rex makes one bite attack and one tail attack per
turn. Yep.
So that'll be an 18 on the bite attack and a a 21 on the tail
attack. Both both will hit.
Then the bite does 4D12 plus. I've never actually I think

(51:40):
rolled AD 12. Interesting sometimes.
Not using braid axis and metal on my right, Yeah.
So 22 piercing damage from the bite attack.
Respectable. Good.
And if if it which I did want togo like the skeletons I'm

(52:02):
guessing are just like medium, right?
Medium size. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, the it's a, it's a, it's a swarm, but.
Yeah. Oh, it's a swarm.
OK, 'cause I was just reading this thing.
If the target is larger smaller creature, it has the grappled
condition. Oh sure, yes, you absolutely
grapple some of these that that bite attack rips through them
and like rips through a chunk ofthem and you take out three of

(52:25):
them and bite another one. Cool, then I get to do this.
I I like to imagine when, when he goes down to bite, that
Namby's just like holding on fordear life on the head and just
like. Just like trying to get more
attention. And then the tail attack does 26
bludgeoning damage. 26 bludgeoning you and then those

(52:47):
are. Pro Whips.
Through, yeah, yeah, they're notthe budgeting damage.
What, like hits through and budgeting does double damage
against these skeletons and it just rips through.
So how much, how many, how much damage was that 26 you said?
Yeah. So it's 5252.
And then anything that's huge orsmaller is prone.

(53:09):
Yeah. Oh.
Huge bite down whips and the tail smacks through and you turn
and start to book it away. These nammy you're just holding
on for deer left life chops downtail bats all these skeletons
away make this huge display and then the skeleton army takes out
all their short bows and aims itat you, the T Rex and that is.

(53:34):
Going to be. That is actually Dexterity
saving throw with their short bows and so.
Make 800. Make 400.
You need to make they have threeattacks and so I'll do one of
them will be the ones around that will get to do a.
Well they're not even with range'cause you booked it away from

(53:54):
them. So it's all short.
Both. So I need 3 dexterity saving
throws from you and. I use the T Rex stats for this,
right? Yeah, like.
How far is the T Rex from me? 180 feet, but you could be.
Closer. Right now, if you would if.
You want to? Yeah.
If you've got some. I don't think it would help
unless I could get within. Unless I could get within 10

(54:16):
feet, I don't think I can help. I'd have.
To be I love 15, a 16 and 18. 1516.
And 18. That's pretty good.
That is pretty good. Plus a with a + 0.
Yeah, they all fail. Hell yeah.
It's a 30 foot radius sphere that they are casting these

(54:37):
short bows on, so pretty hard toto actually get away from this.
That's our he you. Could dodge.
It no, he's saying he's saying you failed all the saves so you
didn't dodge. It I'm going to give you the
total damage. Not that their attacks failed, I
see. I thought you.
Meant the. Attacks failed, Yeah.

(54:58):
The way you phrased it, it sounded like all of their
attacks failed and thus there would not.
Oh, no, it's you're saying. All of the failed Yeah, the dex
save was ADC 20. So you failed all three areas.
Failed not they question it was like.
Question, Kyle, if I have and I understand this is for like
Namby and I'm not the one like running, but she does have a

(55:18):
lucky footwork reaction to add AD four.
Could I maybe do that for like 1of them?
Not for. Since it's you running away.
Even if it's her lucky foot ticking hue in the head to get
an arrow to dodge at the last. Second, sure.
What's the What was the last? 1.
I love it. I love it.

(55:40):
Yes. OK.
That would make one of them pass.
Yeah, yeah. So it's 1516 and then 18.
So as long as she rolls at 2 at least on.
Yeah, I got. 30, it's AD four. OK, cool.
Then OK, so you're gonna take half damage from one of them, so
I'm going to give you the total.Cash money, save the day,
everything's fine. I should have given you a bardic
before we sent you out to save it on another one if I was

(56:01):
smacked. It's fine, I just have to run a
mile as AT Rex and I'm under bombardment.
This is all. Extra HP baby, it's true the.
T Rexes. Are strong.
There's 30. He's already got a bunch.
He's not about to do like over 200 damage on all these.
Shirley, Shirley. Why are you taunting the DS?

(56:25):
Don't tell him like that, 'causeI am on this on on here and I
don't have extra. He didn't make you make
anything. Extra, probably more damage,
that's true. So there is it's mostly piercing
damage, and there is some cold damage which I halved as well
'cause they're basically like frozen skeletons but you take 71
points of piercing damage from those. 3.

(56:48):
Is that cold damage halved any further because we have cold
resistance because of the reindeer?
Yeah, the the cold damage, I halved the first two and then
the third one I double halved because you have the resistance
and then yeah, have that damage.I'm sorry, say that damage one
more time. 71 total points. 71 Yep the arrows fly in the sky.

(57:10):
You see you guys see all the arrows from the skeleton army
flying there and just land in this 30 foot radius area where
the T Rex is Hugh is and hugh's running from it Hugh gets hit a
bunch with these arrows Namby I wasn't making you roll for it
you're kidding on the on the thing.
I know you're there too, but you'll you'll be fine and.

(57:31):
I swap around to the other side so I'm.
Sprint away. You Sprint away as the as the T
Rex and you're going to far outpace the skeletons, but they
are going to be following you. Give me the your distraction
role, which will be your. I think your intimidation is
what you wanted to do. Do that.
Give me advantage on that. It's not like a strength

(57:56):
intimidation check or anything, right?
Because it's like a giant fucking T.
Rex It's not really. Shouldn't really be charisma
based on it you would think. What?
I was trying to can I? Yeah.
Can I use strength as my base stat for intimidation?
Because, you know, I'm like intimidating with my strength
and, you know, like I let Ren dothat and dead men tell no tall

(58:18):
tales. I do.
I let you Ren add your strength modifier to it like a claret
does. Wait, so like what?
Yeah, so just add your strength modifier to that roll.
On top of the intimidation thing.
Yeah, cool. My strength modifier.
Where are you 27? 27 Incredible and perfect for

(58:43):
what you did to distract them because almost the entire army
is going. There are 50 skeletons left in
front of the bridge as you are leading them away toward this
mountain. And you're just stomping through
the ground, just T Rex and the skeletons running, you know,
after you. And then as you get close to it

(59:04):
and the skeletons get close to this mountain Ridge, you hear
this. And you look up and see just
like a few, you know, balls of snow kind of rustling down the
mountain. It's like, is there something
that's going to happen? And then a massive shelf of
snow, like dislodges and slowly falls down and starts cascading
over and over and over itself. Do you?

(59:25):
What's your plan on getting out of there as the T Rex?
Yeah, don't have one. It's a way to describe this
mountain one more time. You see a a typhoon like
appearance of snow rushing toward you at a very fast speed.
If you don't get up, you're gonna be toast.
So I I can get up, is that that's what you're saying or?

(59:47):
Not as AT Rex. You're on the ground.
You mean up in the air? Oh, up in the air on like a a
reindeer. Yes, you look at the skeletons
are looking as this is happening.
I. Can drop.
I can drop. Concentration on it and it'll
drop. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah. I would, if I can do that, if

(01:00:07):
Kyle will allow it, I would really have the the spear that
has a fly speed. Can I have it grab Namby or have
Namby have to hang on to it likeshe's dangling on like a
flagpole in the air? You know, like have it fly her
way? Namby has ridden on the back of
a horse before. It's like.
A flying group. How far away are we?
Are we now apart from each other?

(01:00:28):
How far? As close as you want to be to
the so we. Can.
Yeah. So if we just drop if I drop the
polymorph, we can always just. And then drop the polymorph.
Yeah, absolutely. 90% sure that as a dragonborn like once per
long rest, I'm pretty sure I canfly.
Well, you're on a flying reindeer anyway.
Yeah, you're you're a good boy. I'm on the flying reindeer.
That's right. OK, true.

(01:00:49):
Yeah. So, OK, so we're good.
Like we can drop the polymorph and then you're saying we can
get I can get scooped and Namby can fly on her spear broom.
Yeah. If we need or just or just get
on the reindeer too, because thereindeer will be right there
because. It's the spear broom, OK.
You can be on the. Spear Broom.
So. But it's kind of gross and
covered in T Rex spit like whileyou're having on it.

(01:01:11):
So it's not as good as. But it's huge.
T Rex. Spit on the reindeer, you.
Voted. For this I did.
I did, sitting in this bit of myown making.
Polymorph drops, you're standingin the snow, reindeer swoops
down, picks you up and and Nambiyou get on the on the javelin

(01:01:33):
and are flying away on the javelin as this avalanche just
decimates. You know, 350 skeletons just
rolls over them and they are gone.
There are still 50 skeletons that are standing in a formation
in front of that bridge. This is much more doable as far
as far as combat goes for you. You'd take 50 skeletons.

(01:01:57):
I turned to Hazar and I say, my friend, Are you ready to put
that sword of yours to work? Unsheathed clangs it against the
shield twice. Let's.
Fucking go. Hey Kyle, are you doing like the
Bones horse rules with the reindeer where they're not going

(01:02:17):
to die if they go into battle, they'll just kind of wander off?
For the in the Western story, wewere not doing that because it's
a little bit more harsh. Ironically held maybe isn't as
harsh, but I'm not Yes the thereare these.
Don't murder the reindeer. The reindeer are at risk, but
yeah if. You do something.
The reindeer The reindeer are atrisk.
You cannot kill a Rudolph. They are at risk.

(01:02:41):
He's trying to kill Rudolph. Yeah, the cat doesn't.
Even like it. But there was, but also it is
the, you know, we're not, we're not making you roll like checks
and stuff for the for your horses unless it's like needed
so. Thanks for letting me be AT Rex,
that was fun. OK.
Well, I'd say to Hazar, I say goand unleash the fury that is

(01:03:04):
clearly deep within you on them.And I give you a part of
inspiration which is AD 10 that you can nice add to, yeah.
So you guys get to. Put that in my pocket.
All right. Thanks.
Yeah, you can store that bad boy.
For 10 minutes. I'll stay here for later.
So you guys on your reindeer ride, galloping through the air,
through the snowy air, and the reindeer just loving this, you
know, just loving this environment.

(01:03:24):
You hear the sleigh bells. It's just wonderful.
For a moment, it's just all beautiful.
And you're approaching. And as you're approaching, you
see the antlers start to turn gold on the reindeer.
The hubs start to turn gold. I activate starting blinding
thing. Before he goes away, I hit the
button. Amazing.
Okay. Blind the scallop.
You land and and activate as thereindeer are all disappearing.

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You guys land like right in front of the of the skeletons.
It's like they're they're disappearing from their back
forward on the rain. And Rudolph just this glowing
light, this blasting red light blast forward from his nose in
this 150 foot cone and just scans the skeletons as they are
like shielding themselves, trying to not trying to to not

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be blinded. And the last thing to disappear
is Rudolph's nose as it's just hanging there for a second,
blasting that red light, and then it falls down in the snow
and then it disappears. So you guys are standing right
in front of the skeletons. Everyone roll initiative.
There we go. Because of the for the blinding
effect, I'm just going to have them roll disadvantage on their

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initiative instead of trying to.Trying to figure out how to do
blinded blinding checks. For this army, which they, which
they, you know, have some, Yeah.Listen, they don't even have a
highs. I was going to say, it reminds
me of Aladdin with like, we fool, we all have swords.
Yeah, we're blind. We don't have eyes.

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All right, Hazar, what'd you get?
20. 20. 19 + 120. OK, nice.
Not a, not a you. 4 A3 plus A1 for.
A4 equal. 24 A 20 plus A4 Great.Dang it.

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Namby. 11-A5 plus A6. See, I like this podcast because
it's fun and educational. We practice math.
You're up. I'm going to let you guys
choose. Do you want to be face to face
with these skeletons? How far do you want to be from
this hoard? There are 50 skeletons left.

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Do you want to start like right next to it, 10 feet away?
I can place you 10 feet. Away.
I think I'd like to be more than10 feet away.
Honestly, I'd like to be like 30feet away.
Has especially a little Marge, man.
I think namby, if we can choose separately would like to be
closer, but if it's going to be like a party decision then I'll

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hang back. If it's party, go close if it's
a party. Decision.
I mean I. Just know Empir is going to be
in the back of this group no matter what happens.
I'm definitely not aiming to be right there on the front line.
Yeah, I want to like, I want to land like as close as possible.
But yeah, protect them. Together if they want to be
close to put me like 20 feet back so I can still do a good

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range of them. My spear.
The spear guy can be up close with them though because.
That'll, well, I'm on. I'm on the spear still.
True, you're right, it didn't disappear.
You probably switched over to your.
Ring, I guess. Not anymore, yeah.
Yeah. I know, that's hilarious.
OK. And Tyra, you are up and you are
20 feet in front of this skeleton horde that's just like

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blinded for the moment, not actually blinded, but they they
rolled bad on their initiative, the disadvantage on their
initiative because of that. So you are up so.
Are these things, well I guess I'll, I'm going to.
I want to cast Synaptic static into the middle of the group,
which is a 20 foot radius sphere.
Center on a point at anything inthat point must make an

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intelligent saving throw. A creature with an intelligent
score of two or lower can't be affected by the spell.
A target takes 8D6 psychic damage on a failed save, or half
as much on a successful one, andafter a failed save, the target
has muddled thoughts for one minute.
During that time, it rolls AD 6 and subtracts the number rolled
from all its attack rolls and ability checks, as well as its

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Constitution saving throws to maintain concentration.
It its intelligence is is 6, Well, then it's.
So then I go ahead and. Just.
Throw a 20 foot radius sphere inthe middle of that group is.
This concentration. No, this is just a one time.
One time spell. Yeah, I don't know how the hell

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you make the saving throw, but Iguess it's 17 is the DC. 17 is
the DC of the saving throw for. Intelligence.
Intelligence. OK, fails.
Hardly got a four. All right, well then, not very

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good damage, only 22 psychic damage.
But remember, you now have to roll AD 6 and subtract the
number rolled from all attack rolls for the next minute on
anything. Effective like that.
Yeah. Excellent.
And that's going to be the entire area, the 20, you said 20
foot radius, yes, OK. So not the whole area, but yes,

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that is going to affect the creature.
We'll say, OK. I told you that, Kyle, I was
just going to be like, and that's the whole fight, all
right? Well, so.
That's my action bonus action, you know, I'm throwing out a
Bartik to Hugh and Nard, you know, saying you may have
changed back into a half troll, but you're twice as powerful now
and give you. A thank you MTR.

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That's Synaptic static just hitsand it's like armor clanging and
the skeletons are confused trying to figure out what's like
what's happening. And Hazar, you are up.
So how close am I? 20 feet. 20 feet.
And you've got an extra 10 feet of movement.
Assuming you started within 10 feet of namby and my animated

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spear or slash your animated sphere, they grants all allies
10 extra feet of movement if they start their turn within 10
feet of it. OK, cool.
If I walked right up to the point blank, how many could I
goose with my my my dragon breath there with the with the
old the old breath weapon? So as a they, they do have a

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swarm stat block, so it's so youwould be hitting their whole
stat block, their whole stat. So you can do it.
It doesn't necessarily do more damage than like a piercing
attack would, if that makes sense.
It doesn't do any more damage than a piercing.
It's strange. So if I just hit one they're all
affected like group HP? Yeah.
So it's like if you were so like, imagine if you were

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swinging a hammer into this group, you would roll for like
20 damage. The each skeleton has 10 HP.
So you would if you rolled 20 damage, you would swipe through
and kill two of these skeletons.But it's all part of their their
HP. That's like built in.
There's. No way it'll target a bunch of
them do. Actually, no way to screw.
Yeah, yeah. Gotcha.

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OK, well, I'm just going to walkup.
I'm just going to head up to thefront line and start swinging, I
guess I. So anyway, he started blasting.
Anyway, 21. 21 will hit, so thenyou roll your damage, which is
that one D 8 + 7 slashing damage.
Beautiful. That is going to be 11 and then

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I get to, I get to attack twice I think.
Yeah, so you can do another attack.
Sweet, it's not hidden you've. Got a bardic inspiration which
is AD 10 you can add to your attack.
Okay so I definitely rolled a 19men.

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So you rolled out. What was your attack roll?
Technically I rolled A1 but you add my long sword to it which is
a 8 so it turns it into a nine and then the bardic inspiration
is. The Nat Nat one's going to miss
regardless though, unfortunately, so don't use the.
Natural one. So don't use it.
So you go and swing it through along sword and connect with a
couple of them and swing again and, and just yeah, and just

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completely go over the area. You just obliterate the
obliterated those two skeletons.Sounds about right.
Just completely miss. That would be your action.
Do you have a bonus action? That yes, I would like to do a
bonus action. I'm going to throw away a What
should I do? How about a shining smite?

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Oh. Cool.
That's shiny. That sounds.
Fun. What is that shiny?
1. It's like it's extra shiny.
Yeah, that any target hit by thestrike takes extra radiant
damage, so 9. And that's the shining Smike.
And so everything the until the spell ends, the target sheds

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bright light in in a 5 foot radius and attack rolls against
it have advantage and it can't benefit from the invisible
condition. Well, look at that.
So you slash that first attack that hit, hits and like blasts
out this radiant light and all these skeletons just start to
glow. And you guys all have advantage
against this, this massive swarmof skeletons.

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Do you guys sense as Hazar is attacking, he has this aura
around him that's just like thisdark.
What's an aura of hate? And it affects the skeletons
near him. They actually get a little bonus
from his aura of hate. Yeah, that is.
Your hate in your heart, my friend.
Namby you are. Up.
He really does. All right.

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Well, Kyle, you know what I wantto do.
I want to get in there. You know I'm going.
To use I'm going to use the. Kyle, you know what I want to
do. I want to get in there.
I want to get in. There I.
Like to say I've. Learned.
I've learned my lesson and I want to get in 30 feet if I can.

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And can I move the sphere or no?No, it has a mind of its own.
I. I can.
Command it to move on my turn, but I didn't because you were on
it. That's cool, that's cool.
So I get 40 feet of movement. Can I move through the swarm to

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get to the center without takingopportunity tax?
Does the blinded thing matter atall for that or?
You are a small creature. I think you can.
Can you go through the area of alarger creature?
Is that a thing for small creatures?
I can't think. I think that's only for tiny.
Creeks, I think maybe it's. If you are a certain size amount

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smaller. I think they are.
Blinded this turn and they are smited and glowing.
I have you, you as namby will beable to dart through and kind of
bust your way through into this warm and you won't take any
opportunity attacks as. You're going through I want to
get 30 feet in and then hold up my symbol of soul and channel

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divinity to turn, slash, destroyundead, everything within a 30
foot radius of me. I just say by the power of soul.
So these are yeah, so this theseare skeletons that are ACR level
of 1/4. And so this is going to work to

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do damage on a 30 foot radius from you, which in D&D terms
ends up being a 30 foot square or cube, basically a 30 foot
square. That's 169 squares that you can
affect. And that is by far the farther
area than what this skeleton horde, this arm with left of the

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army takes up 7 by 7. And so you're going to be able
to affect all of this skeleton horde, and there are, let's see,
45 of them left. OK, do you want to make 45 do
some checks? DC. 17.
You're DC-17, you're ADC 17, they have a -1.

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It's a Wisdom check. Right it is.
They have a -1 and so they have to roll an 18 or higher, which
is 15% of them will succeed. And so that's what we're going.
To go with OK. Makes sense, yes?
Namby you pop and prance throughand get to the middle of this of
this thing of this massive skeletons.
They're blinded, they're glowing, and you call up with do

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you, do you put? Your Yeah, I hold up.
Yeah, I hold up like my little, my little sigil of soul.
You hold up your sigil of soul and like this area you're,
you're under like the layers of hell, right?
It's like cloudy up there. There's like not really a sky,
but for a moment like all the light from everywhere, this
ambient light that's around justlike sucks into you and then

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blasts out from below you and just explodes skeletons all
around you. There are 6 left standing.
See that's extra cool because they were lit up with radiant
light from Fallouts attacks, so it's like all of that coalesces
into a spirit bomb before. The.
Six that are left are pretty much mindless and they're there.

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You're standing there with your,with your, with your spell
casting token there, and there are just six that are just
scattered there. Hugh, you're up.
And in the clean up crew? Yep.
He was just like a mouth is justkind of gaping over like, oh,
all right, And it like has to walk the extra like jog the
extra distance to the thicks that are remaining.

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Namby just looks over at you with like a huge smile on her
face. Like, yeah, right.
That was very cool. That was that Destroy Undead did
390 damage. So wow, so.
Still not higher than Becca's high.
Still not higher than Becca's. Yeah, but that was swarm form

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it. It doesn't count.
Oh, wait, wait, hold on. You were level 4.
You rolled Initiative 4. The Skeleton Army technically
has a turn here. OK, so they're going to test.
Everything, folks. Just, well, you hadn't done any.
Any no, we hadn't done anything but.
So I. Jump back to my spot.

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So the six skeletons see you namby and they're going to rush
to you namby to try to do something.
Is there anything else you woulddo for your turn?
I should ask before I skip over.You did your action.
There are 6 skeletons left. I don't know if you have a bonus
action. I could rabbit hop away.
So yeah, I'll do that. It's a 15 foot jump.

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No, 20 feet. Now it's 20 feet.
So yeah, I I jumped 20 feet, whatever is like going to get me
away from. That won't get you.
Yeah, that won't get you out of there like swarm area, because
you're in the middle of there still cool.
Just closer to the buds then. Yeah, closer.
Yeah, Well, if they were seven, if it was 7 by 7 and you

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destroyed them and you were three.
I was 30 feet in, so I'm still, yeah, within 10 feet of the
like, edge or whatever, but yeah, I'll still do it.
And so they are going to the sixskeletons are going to run up to
you and try to hit you with theyhad a nap 20 on their short
sword attack Vengeance. Silvery.

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Bars also they can't even nap 20because they have to subtract
the D6 from their roles for the next minute.
Oh, you're so right. Get mad.
You're so right. So before you burn that.
Silvery. Barbs them.
Well, it's a yeah. I mean, it's yeah, it'll still
hit you. You don't know, Maybe Namby's
got to juice up her AC. Off.

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Off. Pause.
There's a 2019? No, I think it.
Was a 29. Oh my gosh.
So silvery barbs. Silvery barbs and I give.
Natural too. There's a 15 hit though.
Here's our boy. 15 doesn't hit namby no way.
No 18 is my AC. No, no way.

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That's my It looks like they're about to.
Wait, that's namby. Namby you rabbit hop out and the
the skeletons take out the short, short sing and just like
move toward you and they're about to like like skewer you
together and then and you hear them Tiro.
And then they. Like get distracted for a
second, they swing and and you're able to like miss as

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their swords are like going around, you're just jumping and
like you do a little backflip over one of the swords as it
like cleaves underneath you. And then I give a little wink to
Hazar and he has advantage on his next attack as part of some
harps. I want him to think I'm.
Cool, so pull the shades down. Hugh, you are up now.

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Do we do I still have advantage on the attacks?
Yeah, no, because it's on their turn.
What? They're not.
Oh yeah, so there's a smite. Well, wait, hold on, I forget.
How long does this smite last? Is this smite till Fallout's
next turn or till the end of their turn, folks?
I'm sure I know till the till the spell ends which is.

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How long does your? It's that concentration.
So it's concentration, so it's nice.
So yeah, you have advantage. OK, the first one's going to be
23 to hit. Yep.
And then the second one, oh, it's higher, it's 27 to hit.

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Yes. And then do you need me to
separate out bludgeoning and radiant?
Yes, because they are vulnerableto bludgeoning.
Bludge. 22 bludgeoning. That's Did you double that
already? Or, Oh no, 22 doubled to 44.

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That's satisfying. I enjoy that there's one.
Skeleton left. One skeleton left with one HP
right now is. No, it's with the.
Other 4 sorry. The horn.
Was. On it, Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. It does 11 cold damage.
Yes, that takes them all out. Was that one swing or was that
two swings? That was the two.
Swings. That was both attacks, yeah, but

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I didn't use my echo on that one.
Amazing. Smash, smash.
The skeletons are gone, the windblows across the landscape, and
you look forward and see the bigtower of, erm, Morden Canaan's
tower. This tower that the Ice Devil
had that told you and kind of teleport across the plains that

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Mordekainen had built. And you kind of look and see
that there is a narrow bridge that goes over it.
The bridge is goes goes to it. Bridge is like 15 feet wide.
And there's like this big circlearound it that's just like this
pit that's steaming. And you can see in there that
there is like boiling blood at the bottom of this bottom of

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this lake. Yikes, is that weird ice devil
guy still around? He was up on the mountain.
You haven't seen. So he hasn't like come back. 0.
Skeleton is that. Out of nowhere.
Is it like the Gandalf? You shall not, you shall not
pass like Orange Bridge type deal.

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Right. Yeah, It looks kind of like it
would be like that. It does go all the way down.
It goes all the way down. And if it goes all the way down
and there's like little pillars that you know by the end of it,
but it is. It do go down though OK.
Got it. It do go down though.
It do go down. So it looks pretty sturdy.
The tower itself, there's no like balconies really on it.

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It's really just this big looming dark tower that stands
up and looks really pretty much like flat at the top, kind of
nondescript but kind of evil looming, you know?
You know. Looks evil.
Can Hugh make a snowball and kind of toss it onto the bridge
just to see if it's real? Yeah.

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This is an interesting dilemma. I was wondering if you if you
vaporize a bunch of skeletons into like powder, how much snow
and how much skeleton dust are you getting?
What? You want to harvest.
Some. Skeletal remains like I like can
I just. Pick up a.
Skull. And just like, whip it at the
bridge to see what? Happens.

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Rolls on the bridge Rolls off the bridge, splashes in the
boiling pool of blood. Can I pick up another skull and
baseball bat it and hit it with Bone Crusher to hit it against
the tower to see if it's real? Absolutely.
That's an athletics check if I've ever heard one.
OK. Technically you still have that

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bardic because 10 minutes haven't passed and I don't think
you used it on an attack so. Well, even without the bardic
it's a 24. A 24.
Yeah, all. Right, I want to save the bar
Mac for my face. It's.
Going to run out before we 10 minutes pass.
Sorry, I'm interrupting your thing.
You hit it with the hammer, the skull flies and hits the front

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door of the tower and lands kindof right in front of it.
And then the door opens and you see this wizard figure step out
and he's got his hood up like this.
And he steps out and and looks at you and the wind kind of
whips across and he yells over the wind.
Hello trespassers, I am the great wizard Theoxophilian,

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Master of Death. You have destroyed my army, I
see, which I'll have you know took a very long time to
necrotate. Die now and become one of the
first to enlist in my new battalion.
And he raises his arms and before the bridge snow starts

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starts to move and four skeletons climb out, all wearing
bone armor, a hill giant skeleton, an orc skeleton, an
ogre skeleton, and finally 1/2 troll female skeleton with a
club in her hand and everyone role initiative.

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You absolute. This is a great ass piece.
Of shit. That's why he's wearing the
hoodie. I should have known I.
Should have known the Oxophilianwas about to show up again.
The hoodie is on. Hazar, what was your initiative?

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7. Namby. 15.
You. 16. M Tiro. 10 OK.
How many enemies are up here? So we got the wizard on the
bridge, right? Or at the at the door.

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So, So what you see before you, the wizard is on the edge of the
bridge, right? Right next.
To the far end. Of the tower, Yep, the far end
from the bridge, that is 90 feetfrom you all.
OK, 20 feet from you all are thefour large skeletons that have

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got up. And I say large.
The hill giant is a huge skeleton, the orc AKA Navrog is
a medium size, the ogre is largesize and then the half troll
female on the end which is the bones of river she is medium
sized. The start of the initiative, you

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guys are standing there and coincidentally the half troll
skeleton goes first, River goes 1st and she charges forward
straight at U Hue and is going to make three attacks with her
hammer. That is 19 to hit on the first
one. That's going to be 16
bludgeoning damage with her. She doesn't have a hammer, she

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has this club, but 16 bludgeoning damage.
And because she is attacking you, you're going to take 10
psychic damage as well from that.
Yeah. That's fair.
Second attack is another 19 to hit.
Yep. Silvery barbs, this one OK, A

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tense psychic damage pushed it over.
I don't want to have that stack up.
That was a miss, so silvery barbs worked.
Misses the second attack. Then I give advantage again to
Hazar with. When I cast Silvery barbs fall,
I give disadvantage to one creature and then I can give you
advantage on your next attack basically.
All right, cool. I do the wink at you.

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And then and the muscle giving you the look like that's river
that's. Huge.
And then the third attack is going to miss, so hits with the
first one, misses with the second two, and she runs
forward. So she is directly in front of
all of you, kind of right in front and you guys are all kind
of together there. And that is her turn.
The ogre is next and he is goingto charge forward and he can't

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quite get to Hugh. I'm going to roll for Namby or
Mtero here. Namby will be heads, Emtero
tails at Namby. The ogre's going to run forward.
Doesn't have anything in his hands.
It's just going to bash you withthese big meaty, not meaty,
actually opposite of meaty, Bony, Bony fists, and he's going

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to throw 2 at you. First one is a 19 on the die
hit, so 25 to hit, and that is 16 points of bludgeoning damage.
And the second one is going to miss, runs up big, you know, big
hulking ogre bashes you with oneand then swings across over your

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head, misses the other one like brushes past your ears.
So now River and the ogre are right in front of you.
All of you, Hugh, you're up. Got it buddy.
It's not really her. It's just her remains.

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It's. How are you feeling in this
moment as you see that as as this mage announced himself as
the Oxophilian that rang a bell?And what Namby's story was that
she told you about what had happened, and you know that
river, in what had truly happened in the story, had died

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in that temple with that necromancer seeing her bones
being used by his army, and now her rising from the ground, her
literal bones charging up and hitting you.
I I think he's in complete shock.

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I think his stomach like droppedas soon as he saw half troll
remains and heard the name I I don't I think he just looks at
this what the fuck? And I don't think he can hit her

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and so he looks over her shoulder at the oxophilia and is
you son of a bitch. And so he sends his E30 feet and
swaps spots and uses his 15 feetto get 45 feet towards the
oxophilion. Technically you would have 10

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extra feet of movement if you'restarting within 10 feet of my
spear guy. Perfect, so he gets 55 feet.
OK, so you're swapping with the.The echo will be in your spot
where you are right now. Yep, echo is where I was in
front of a river. So I'm going to move a total of
85 feet with my swap, my extra movement, and my dash.

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And then I'm going to accent charge and I'm going to hit
fioxophilion twice with Bone Crusher.
Incredible. So you can get all.
You can get 90, you can get 85 feet.
I can. Get 85 feet and then my reach is
10 feet so fucker is getting hitwith bone.
Bored. All right, let's do it.
Amazing. Get his ass, stupid little
necromancer. Does a Nat 20 for a 30 and a 29

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hit fioxophilian. Yes, that is.
Why we go back of the Croat? Goat, the Croat goat.
Goat. That might be my favorite.
Nat 20 of the of the Yeah, immediately.
Nat 20 the. Like literally shaking this.
Stupid. Monster.
Boy, what's high? What does high score mean?
Is that good? Do I need to separate out

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bludgeoning and and cold? Becca's real good at hitting
stuff. Yeah, welcome to playing with
Becca, what it's like. And now she's got character
motivation behind it, too. Yeah, it.
Says 4444 damage. Amazing.
You send your echo forward and you see Cassie the cat you know

(01:32:57):
start running and then transform.
Druid transform into a horse andgallop forward and then turn
back into herself. Get that that amount of feet and
then swap with you. Bam.
You swap and then go the additional feet up to the
necromancer with Bone Crusher. Lay into him with those two
hits. He's not quite but bloodied yet,
but you hit him really hard for those turfs too.

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Anything else for your turn? And I think I just roar like
burying my fangs right in his face.
Yeah, he roll an intimidation check.
Why do I have an an advantage thing on here?
Let's see what. Is that's if you are.
If you're hiding behind something.
Because of your breach, you're. Yeah, I am not hiding behind
anything in this crawl. Under the bridge.

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Crawl under the bridge real quickly.
Scuttle under there real fast. That's a a 23 intimidation.
Yeah, he's, I'm going to have him roll up like a wisdom saving
throat. He fails that, you know, just
like down and he's affected by that.
You're not sure how yet, but youare roaring into his face.

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Anything else for sure. No, I I think I've used all of
my features. OK, amazing.
The Frost giant is going to stepforward and go to Hazar.
Not the frost giant, just the giant skeleton that's frosty and
he's going to make 2 attacks with his big hammer on you,

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Hazar. The giant skeleton who is
Frosty, but isn't the skeleton of the giant Frosty that we
fought in the Christmas adventure, right just.
Legally speaking, like not a frost giant.
OK, yeah, it's legally his name.The first one is an 18 to hit.
What if it ties? That beats it.
That means it hits. That means it hits.
Tie goes to the attacker. OK, sure.

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I would just like to at some point, I don't know if this
happened as an interrupt or something, but a hellish rebuke.
Oh, that's a reaction to taking damage, right?
So yeah, you would do. That you can.
Use it really happening right now.
So this so his big hammer swingsdown and does eight points of

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bludgeoning damage rolled as lowas he could have on that and
then nine points of cold damage as well.
And then your hellish rebuke youcan cast which which I.
Surely will. I rebuke.
You and it's got to make a dexterity saving throw Rolled

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rolled an 11 on his dexterity saving throw, so he fails that
and so you get to roll the 2D10 fire damage on him.
Sick. OK, yeah, well, I'll take it. 9
damage. Great.
That was his first attack. His second one is a net 20.

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Wonderful. I don't have another reaction
because it hasn't been my turn yet, so I can't help you.
And so barely does any damage the first one, and then the he
picks up the hammer again, slamsit down on you for 30 points of
bludgeoning damage. Whoa, OK.
Oh. Oh.
Plus the coal like surrounds youand hits you for 13 extra points

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of cold damage. These guys are.
Fucking wow, I'm really feeling a hurt right now.
They're nice, they mad, and that's his turn.
NAMB. So NAMB you see.
So River, the ogre and the giantare right in front of you.
Hugh has charged forward and thethat's what you see.

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OK. And the Oxophilian is like what,
7090 something like that away. 90.
Feet. Yep, 90 feet.
Away OK looking at these undead creatures compared to the
skeletons, obviously they're waystronger.
Do I have an idea of if Destroy undead probably wouldn't work on

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them but like Turn Undeadwood? You don't know.
OK. You were.
You were going to them, you would know that.
You would know that your destroyundead effects CR creatures of 1
and that is much weaker than what you see.
So you know that destroy undead.You don't.

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You wouldn't expect them to explode if they failed.
OK, OK. OK.
So I could turn them, but they are the, that's what just like
did a bunch of damage to you, right?
Is yeah, that's what. Fallout is the.
Yeah, yeah. The Giant.
The giant one. Not the frost giant, but the

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giant one who has frost. OK, I'm going to I'm going to
I'm going to try it. Then I'm going to try and turn
them. So I'm going to do the same
thing, hold my my sigil of soul and try and see if they can run
away. So it's ADC 17 Wisdom.

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OK. It's 30 foot radius. 30 foot
radius so. OK, so that'll be 4 dice.
Then I got to roll DC-17. I'll do River 1st and you said
sorry wisdom. Yes.
OK. She hits a Nat 20.

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Of course. The because she's a, she rolls.
Because she's so fucking cool. The ogre Ogre hits A-17 and
succeeds and the giant it's A7 fails and the orc fails.

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Sweet. So the giant and the orc fail.
River and the ogre in front of you succeed.
OK, so a turned creature has to spend its moves trying to get as
far away from me as it can, so it basically has to dash.
If it's stuck it just has to dodge and that happens for one
minute or until someone attacks it.

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So, Namby yells out. Don't attack the ones that are
running. OK, cool.
And you can see the the, the giant like is backing away as
you're raising that, you know, focus in your hand again, the
light like goes away from this landscape and then just shines
its radiant light into hell and blasts them.
And you can see that the hill giant and the orc are going to

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try and run away. I don't think I'm going to use a
bonus action. You ain't.
Got a spiritual weapon? This bitch.
This. Oh, no, good point.
Good point. Yes, I will do that.
Thank you. Spiritual weapon.

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So I can't I can't quite get it to theoxophilian.
So I'll I'm going to put it on river and I'm going to try and
hit. I'm going to try and hit river.
She's going to be mad at you. Oh, that's a mad one.
I really don't want to hit her. Oh.
Jeez, she's. Too fucking.
Cool that. Sword shines in the air and you

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swing and miss and just cannot cannot hit river.
That's my turn on. Did you say they do do that at
their turn or is that do they use their?
Reaction on their turns. They have to move, yeah.
Gotcha. OK.
The wizard, he is so terrified, so terrified of you Hugh, that

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he may have a way of getting out, but he does not have the
the thought of doing that. He's just going to try and fire
bursts into you, which instead of trying to get out.
And so that will be 3 attacks that he's going to make 17 to

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hit is the only one that's goingto hit.
And so 2 arcane bursts just likego out this like this like
necrotic energy just blasts overyou.
And then the third one will hit for 18 points of necrotic damage

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and he is going to try to go back into the door, which will
which would invoke a opportunityattack if he could get through
it. But the door closed and he
cannot open the door. It's locked.

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Good goes up to the door and just starts like jiggling it and
like or just trying pushing in it and it cannot get through
just like screaming. And he turns to to face you
again. M Tiro, it's your turn.
You just he takes. Out a giant ring of keys.
Oh no. Oh no.
I hate that feeling. I've had one of those nightmares

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before. All right, so I am how far away
from Thioxophilian, whatever hisname, 90 feet, 90 feet away from
him. Cool.
I don't think it matters. I don't think I need to even get
that much closer to him. I am going to face steps so that
I'm on the other side of all of the skeletons and shit that are
in front of us. If I can just get past them with

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a face step rather than trying to go through that.
I don't want to be separated between them and Hugh and then
knowing he can't actually get inthe door.
I'm still, now that I'm within 60 feet of the Oxyphen Billy and
whatever the fuck his name is, I'm going to cast Dissonant
whispers on him. I would like to be the one to

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kill him if possible. Well, it will.
Trigger him to have to move withhis reaction, which will give
you an opportunity attack because if he can't get through
the door he still has to try to get away from me.
So he's going to have to try to go around the tower if he fails.
So he needs to make a wisdom saving throw.
I don't think I'll kill him withit anyway, but I'm also mad at

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what he's done to my friend. Fails Huguenard?
Excellent. Fails a Wisdom saving throw.
I love to hear that he is going to take.
It's not that bad. 18 psychic damage as smoke just starts
tendriling out of him. Tierra's mouth and Slytherin
across the snow and jabbing intohis ears.

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You know, telling him he's vile,disgusting, worthless.
How dare you do this and. He screams bad.
It's on his turn. He's going to move.
Oh. He has to use a reaction.
He has to use a reaction so he like, sees you and a vile
creature worse than necromancy, and he like, backs up and like

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tries to move along the side of the tower.
There's not much space there. You're going to get an
opportunity attack on him as he's inching his way around the
tower. He can't really even get very
far, but he's like just trying to get away.
He doesn't even say necromancy right.
Stupid idiot, that. Guy sucks I only get one attack
on. Like with opportunity attacks,

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right? Yes.
OK, 29 to hit. Yeah, yes, that was Jesus.
You do extra damage if you use your bardic on it, that's all
I'm saying. OK, I'm going to use my bardic
that's. All I'm saying, I know you want
to kill this guy. I'm just trying.
To. So that's a does a 39 hit but.

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He needs to make he needs to make a decent 17 Constitution
saving throw or he will take 10 extra Thunder damage from the
YEAH. Rules a natural too.
That's what I love to hear or something.
There you go, it's an extra 10 damage for you.

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Nice 37 damage. Incredible you wallop him as he
leaves and he stumbles and he like falls and he's just like
hanging on to the side of the ofthis Cliff basically as you hit
him and he's back. He still has hit points left,

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but he's looking absolutely bloody to this point, but he's
just hanging there right now. I'm sorry you've.
Seen this before in the tournament, right?
This is just like at the end of the first round of the.
Gauntlet Yeah, I've been here before, yeah.
Hazar, it is your turn. And you've got an advantage
because of my silvery barbs. An advantage to what exactly?

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So you yeah, so right in front of you, the the giant is going
to run away. River is right there, the half
troll and the ogre is right there, which you could you
could. But I was instructed to not hit
the ogre right. Not the the you can hit the ogre
and river. It's the orgy.
The ones running away but the ones staying you can hit.
You can't hit the one that hit you, which is probably annoying.

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That would be really funny, but how far away are we from the
turn of the the wizard? How far are we away from
Wizard's Turn here? Quite a distance away from
Wizard. Quite a distance away.
Yeah, like he's there's, he's like in the, yeah, middle of
initiative. So you're the last of the group,
and so both you and Namby have aturn before he does.

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And you only get advantage on your next attacks, like whatever
the next attack is. Or ability check or saving
throw. But it's.
Understood. I will.
I guess I will run at and attackthe ogre.
Fuck that ogre. I'm a get his ass.
But don't actually fuck though. Don't tell me what I can't do.

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You're. Limiting its player agency.
What kind of world would we be living in if Princess Fiona took
that advice? We'd have no Farkas or the other
names of Shrek's kids that I can't remember.
No, you know at. Least one of them, though.
So with all the bonuses I'm getting to this upcoming attack
role, how many? What number do I add on to the

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number I rolled because I have the bardic inspiration?
So you roll AD 10 to for the Bardic inspiration if this is
for the attack. So you have to roll it a dice.
I have to roll. It's not just AD 10, it's not
just one. It's.
Whatever you roll, yeah. I will roll AD.
Ten, yeah. And you get to roll 2 D 20s and

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take the higher of the two of them because you have advantage.
That's what that grants. You oh, on the attack.
Oh, I see. Yeah.
OK, so I might I might not even need to use the.
Bartic. The only thing the Bartic will
get you is the same with for Becca.
It will grant extra damage on a CON save if you use a front of.
The test OK. Yeah.
So it should be the higher of the two D20 rolls plus the D10

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plus whatever your to hit is on the sword.
Your to hit was 8 plus I believe.
Oh, I get it. Yeah, not looking good.
Even with all that. It's 15.
Yeah, not good. What was it?
Sorry, 15. 15. To the ogre, Yep, that will hit.
Yeah, Oh hell yeah. Oh he, he is back.

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He's got some armour on him but this is like he's big boned.
It makes him big bone hard to miss.
OK, great. That's awesome.
All right, I'm going to roll damage that is 8 damage, but I'm
going to add a little something something to it.
He's going to add a little spiceon there.
I'm going to, I'm going to put alittle stank on it.

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I'm going to hit him with DivineSmite, which I apparently,
according to this, cost no action.
Like it's just when you hit witha melee attack, you just get to
build something. I have to spend a spell slot
though. Yeah.
OK, so he also takes four extra damage.
Is he undead? Yes.

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Yeah, and then a little extra, even a.
Little extra. Spice a little.
Extra extra extra on top of that.
OK. Wait, so it's OK?
So what was the damage of the sorry?
What was the damage of the firsthit?
It was 8 for the regular hit andthen four 8 + 4 + 7.
There we go. The. 19. 19, yeah.

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Right, 19/19/19. Oh yeah. 19 I get to and then
you added the you added the divine was the divine. 8 was the
damage to the hit. This might added four and then
there was an additional 7 and then the divine.
Added seven. OK, that's right.
Great. There you go.
And I'm going to do the whole thing one more time, one more

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time, one more another. 1 Bring me another.
OK, that's a do I still have advantage?
No, only on the first attack of a multi.
Only on the first. OK, so there's a 14 hit.
Probably not. Yeah, it does.
Oh, now we're getting somewhere.Now we could.

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OK, so he takes 10 damage. Is that right?
That. Was right.
I believe it. 10 damage and thenadd a little some some.
Little sauce from the. Add the add the divine smite
sauce. Well, that wasn't very
impressive of four and because he's undead, another 4.

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Nice, 18 total. So 18 on that.
One the 19 and. 18 and 18, yeah,that's pretty.
Good. Nice.
Yeah. Amazing.
You take him down to less than half his help, which is going to
be a bloodied condition that he has just say what bloodied is,
but he but yeah, you slap slashing with a long sword with

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those smites just hitting him with that radiant damage just
like scissoring up. You get some of the sinew in
between one of his arms that like just cuts one of his arms
off and completely goes down andanything else for your turn.
Scissoring me Timbers. I'm going.
To. I'm going to use just because I

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got my ass kicked. I'm going to use Shield of Faith
on myself as a bonus action, because I can do that,
apparently. Yeah, I have +2, +2 AC, Yeah.
Nice. Cool, bizarre slash, slash into
the ogre and then the orc is going to run up.

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Oh no, it's running away. So what you see the the orc
Navrog was his name and just like sprints away in the snow
and he's just booking it out of there back up to River.
River's skeleton's going to takeone swipe at the at Cassie.
Oh, Cassie's gone because I was more than 30 feet away at the at

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the end of my turn. Gotcha.
OK, so Cassie's gone. I know.
Azar just came up and and swung on the ogre and so River's going
to swing on on, on you Hizar you're.
Supposed to spin on me bro. Who's?
Wearing him on bro on me. Bro.
You got that extra 2. AC how you going to X?

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First attack he's going to miss,second is a 20 to hit.
Ties with the 20, technically hits.
Their ties with your 18. Well he's got extra 2 because I
added. 20 That's right. Yeah. 14 points of bludgeoning
damage. Ouch.
And then I'm. Really feeling the pain now.

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I think I'm. I think I'm at.
Third attack is going on. How much?
You took 14. Yeah, OK, gotcha.
That means I am at 15 HP. OK.
Rock solid. I'm feeling it.
All right, good to know. Good information.
Ogre is going to turn on you as well since you just touched it

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and is going to has one arm left.
It's going to be able to do 2 bash attacks on you.
First one is a 15 misses, the second one is a 25.
Silvery barbs, Look at that out of here.
Silvery barbs, that shit. He ain't hitting that.
Second one was a 25 so. What a rest of my fucking time.

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But you know who gets advantage?My good friend Hugh Guenard gets
advantage on their next attack against.
This lizard let me do. 17 attacknext. 17 points of damage to you
bazaar. That means I'm, I'm in.
I'm in the red. He's.
Down. So you are down.
The ogre can also push you 5 feet away if you're smaller than

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body. So you get your body just flies
and lands in the snow 5 feet away.
You are unconscious. So you ought to be making death
saving Thrones. Damn it you, you are up.
No. Yeah, so Cassie's gone.
So Hugh is going to summon a newecho directly on the other side

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of theoxophilian as he's trying to retreat and back away from
me, basically boxing him in. So we get oh, oh where Tiger?
Yeah, so the ink pulls out and is briefly a fifth grade boy and
then converts into a Where Tigerand we got Bartolomue from

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Monster. Bash where Tiger?
On the other side, and I'm goingto yeah, take, I'm going to take
all three swings. I don't think I'm going to like
yeah. So the first ones with advantage
from silvery barbs is a 25 to hit.

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Yep. And then the next. 2.
I know 21 to hit and a 23 to hit.
Yeah. Well, that's crazy that Becca
hit all those. That's crazy.
I have a + 10 to hit. It's pretty easy to hit.
Not bad, not bad. Little Wizards, Probably pretty

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easy. Yeah.
Pretty easy. Probably pretty easily.
What the fuck are we going to doabout Fallout over here?
He's just bleeding out like. I don't even know.
I should have been laying hands on.
Yourself. No, I should have, yeah.
I know what he meant, it's just funny. 45 damage I.

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Becca, how do you want to do it?I think it's like when you get
so angry that you kind of just like become, he was like numb
and he just stalks forward and he says, you piece of shit, you

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are nothing. No one is going to remember who
you are. But I will spend every day of
the rest of my life making sure people know her story.
And then I just swing down and smash his face in.
But I am Deoctophilian, master of death.

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You smash him in the face and helet's go and falls down into
this boiling pool of blood and splash and as he falls and hits
that water the skeletons that were under his control collapse
down as well and fall down in piles of bones as he is there no

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longer under his command and Theoxophilian is dead.
I. Think bone crushers kind of
slides from Hugh's hand and kindof hits the ground and then he
just kind of sits down. Namby would go over to to our
our new friend and give AI have a potion of healing.

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Your help over. Here.
I have a potion of healing so I will open up your little mouth
and pour it. Or you, before you can even take
a breath. Yeah.
OK. You look at the land, the bridge
and a horned devil lands on it wearing fishing waders, a

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backwards hat with the horns coming out and the sunglasses on
body. I didn't know he was ice fishing
today. I had to set up my Santee, get
my tiny pull out. Oh, you need a hell of an auger
to get through this vice, I reckon.
Or we can see what swims on thisyear.

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Boiling pool of blood, boy. Yeah, well, howdy everyone.
How's it going? Are we actually?
Allowed to speak as if so I catched her monster.
If you're asking me, that's what's happening.
No, no, no. I thought you'd all have AI

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thought I'd come down here. You guys, I don't know how the
hell you got here so fast, but Ithought I'd come down and see,
you know, see if you guys wantedto apologize for me, you know,
embarrassing me in front of my brother and whatnot.
Yeah, I actually, I'm sorry about that.
I I hated being embarrassed in front of River.
It was like extra horrible. We are we meant no offence if we

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caused any embarrassment betweenyou and your brother.
It was an unintended slight and we do offer you our sincerest
apologies. We just have unfortunately more
pressing things to deal with at this time than to worry about
the concerns of everybody's feelings that we meet.
I'm sure you can understand thatas a someone who is very
important himself. Yeah.
We didn't really mean anything by it.

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It just kind of like it. It was like a, we didn't mean to
do it directly. It was just sort of something
that happened because of other things we were doing.
Yeah. That's nice.
Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
But you know, unfortunately I'm not really the forgiven kind,
you know, being a devil and whatnot.
So apology not accepted then? Well then why even ask for it?

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Oh, 'cause I wanted. To hear it, it's nice to hear,
you know, still nice to hear it's.
Nice to hear. Shouldn't you accept it if it's
nice? That's like a thing that's like
hitting your soul, right? You're.
Tired of exercising futility? What you've done, my friend, is
a waste of all of our time. This.
What I'm really here? What I'm really mad about, you
know, you guys made me do something I really didn't want
to do. You know, I decided to sell my

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brother Basilstine out. You know, told the big guy
downstairs that that he was involved in letting that big
croquet katoek in. So he got demoted and I got and
he starts to grow in size and hegets bigger, his horns grow
larger, his wings spread out, his fishing spear gets longer
and more fiery. And he says got promoted.

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And you look at this big pitch. Fiend, standing in the middle of
this bridge, I'm just going to kill you to get my revenge.
And Namby. You are close to Hazar and the
book is on the ground. Fell out of Emptiero's pocket.
A page starts to light up in that book and you take it out.

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Do something with it. Yeah, I mean, right there's like
you. Take it out and you feel like
you have to press it into Hazar.Oh, then I do that.
You press it into some Hazar andthe pages swirl and whirl around
him and Hazar is back up standing.

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Oh. Hazar, you are a different
version of yourself now in this reality where Hazar's come from,
he will goes on to win the Gladion Theater tournament.
And Hazar, what was your wish going to be to Rs if you had won

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the Gladiator tournament? Wish was to undo the existence
of all gods. Rs had looked at you and he had
told you that unfortunately A wish did not have enough power
to grant that to kill all of thegods.

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But what he did have the power to do was to give you the power
to do it yourself. So Hazar, if you could get your
other character sheet out. Doing it now.
Hazar is now level 20. Yeah.
And you have an additional boon.You have an additional boon that
it's already on your character sheet that I put on there.

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Oh, you added another. One that you chose.
There's one I gave you called Boon of the God Killer and you
ignore resistance and immunity when rolling for damage.
Oh yeah, and now everyone roll initiative.
Wow. Thanks for not getting rid of
soul. I was going to say that would

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have been very interesting. Yes, that would have been.
It would. Have been lost all your power
so. Yeah, she shouldn't.
Be a commoner, I guess I'm. So sick of this fucking pit
being devil redneck. Sounds like a great character
name. Again, Harley, Right?
Harley. Harley.

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That's right. I wanted to make the.
Show of this last year. Davidson And that's why Kyle put
him in the member. That's funny.
I've never met this character but I I love him right away.
I know that's the problem is youlove Harley.
It's hard to, it's hard to not like, like him, but you also
hate him. Yeah, we had a whole piece of
proper forms or something when we ran into him on the river.

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Yeah, proper, yeah. We charm, we like charm person.
And then I think I turned him into a worm.
Technically none of us charm person him.
You did turn him into a cricket though, yeah.
It was swallowed by that big oldfish.
Yeah. Yeah, what was?
Your. 26. 26 OK and that's amazing namby.

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Another 11. OK.
And Hugh? Not one for A2.
I'm a little sad guys A. Little emotionally.
Compromised over. This.
I'm sitting on the ground crisscross applesauce currently.
Hey. Hazar, you are first up and
we're. Going to oh what?

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Turn. I don't.
Oh, sorry, your your initiative was your initiative 22 it.
Was 22. Yeah, sometimes it auto
populates for me and then so I forgot to actually confirm that
that was. Correct.
I got a 22 there now. It's easy enough.
Great. Nice, nice and clear.
So you are up first Hazar, and as you hold on one second the.

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Initiative. As you hold on one second.
Hold on one second. Like conscience, like conscious
wise because I'm from yet another reality is my is my
conscious shared with what just happened?
Is it like? You know, you're still yourself.
You're like. Blended reality.

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Yeah, OK. You know what's going on?
Kyle, can you take the the hood down?
Because it's really I, I feel like I'm fighting Dioxophilian.
I know it was too. Too hot with the hood up.
I was. I'm like a warm he.
Met the other. Guy out.
Oh, we're attracted sexually. So as you became your level 20

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self and came forward, you for free are going to be able to
have your level 20 ability activated as you became that.
And so that is your Dreadlorde ability.
So this is what this is. Before your turn even starts.
As you became your level 20 self, you can surround yourself

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with a 30 foot aura of gloom fora minute, reducing any bright
light in the area to dim light. So you guys see just like this
area just like get dark around him.
And then if there's an enemy that's frightened by you and it
takes damage and creatures that rely on sight have disadvantage
on attack rolls against creatures within that aura.

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And then you can also perform a melee spell attack with the
shadows that are around you as abonus act.
As a bonus act. Saw that that deals some good
damage there. Is that us?
Do we rely on sight? This is a good question.
What do you mean? Oh, like.
Am IA disadvantage in there? If you're trying to hit someone

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within the aura, yeah. OK.
OK, OK. OK, so.
I feel like me and Hazar have really different energies.
We. Definitely do.
Yeah. You know, like Oath Breaker
Paladin and the the cleric of the brightest lightest God.
He is pretty far away from you. He's 65 feet away from you right

(02:06:19):
now. Oh.
OK, yeah. How close am I to the pit Lord?
The pit. Yeah, the pit fiend you are.
You are 65 feet away from him. That's. 65 feet.
Boy, hey. What the 65 feet over here?
65 feet, What are you going to do with that kind of 65?

(02:06:42):
Feet with me. Let's see.
Did you say it's my turn too? Oh yes.
It is. You're up first.
Gotcha. OK, I am looking through my
toolkit here. You had a couple things on the
on the. Desk.
It's a level 20 character, no big.
Deal it is. I've never played a character
anywhere near this high. No.

(02:07:02):
Me either not. I got to do it once and it was
very fun, but it was only like asession.
You could dash to get in within melee of him, but then that
would that would use your action.
Is he within 10 feet? I think I'm actually OK with
that extra. Feet of movement.
I still don't think that would be enough, but.
Did you ever move this beer guy?No.

(02:07:23):
Yeah. Then he's he's within that 10
feet. So you get an extra 10 feet you.
Have 10 extra feet of movement from what is on your character
sheet if. Some 4040 feet of movement and
how far away? 65. 65 gotcha.
OK, I think I can use. If I use my action to dash, I
can make it all the way up to him point blank, and because I

(02:07:47):
have my aura of bloom active, I can use the Dreadlord shadow
attack which is actually a bonusaction.
Yep. I will do that but I don't know
how to roll to hit him with the dreadlord shadow attack.
I think it may. Let me see if it is it
automatic? Does it automatically?

(02:08:07):
Let's see. It says here.
Melee spell attacks. If you go.
Gear 9. So roll AD 20 and just add 9.
Yep, to whatever you roll. Sounds good to me.
That would be a 22. Yes, 22 hits.
Awesome and I don't see what's that demo.

(02:08:30):
I'll find out, buddy. Demo.
Oh oh, that would be 24 damage. 24 damage you guys see as as our
just like shadows just like extend from him and everything
gets dark around him and he sprints forward and then as he

(02:08:52):
gets close the shadows just reach out and just slash at the
pit fiend and do that damage to him.
Anything else for your turn? Nope.
M Tiro, you're up. OK, there's Pit Fiend out here.
He's a real pain in the ass. I have disadvantage to like hit

(02:09:13):
him right now because he's enveloped in shadow, right?
Yeah, from a Yeah, he's enveloped in shadow.
I'll go ahead then and just makeit easy and cast another
synaptic static where I know it will be in his range, but only
hit him if that. OK, so he needs to make an
intelligent saving throw of 17. He passes 21.

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And I can't silvery Barb Sam, you have to be able to see
somebody when. You use silver well.
He's only, he's not. He's only like, lightly.
Screwed, but he's getting silvery Barb's.
There's a reaction to succeedingon a saving throw, and I'm using
my last one on it, so he better fail.
Yeah, because he's not, I don't think he's heavily obscured, so
you can still see him. I.

(02:09:58):
Believe you and I say we go for it.
What was the What was the DC? 17.
Yeah, he passes. He gets.
A Wow, what a jerk. How?
Dare he waste my turns like that?
OK, well, he's still going to take half damage on this, which
is going to be half of 23, whichwill be 11 damage.

(02:10:20):
Yeah. Psychic damage.
Then I'm going to use my bonus action to command the my living
spear friend to fly in there andtry to take a hit at him.
OK, but he won't be able to get there because you said the dude
is like 60 feet away from where Fallout started and the Spears

(02:10:41):
only got 40 feet of movement. So he moves 40 feet closer to do
that. And then as as I do that I also
yell into the darkness to give Fallout another bardic
inspiration. I yell like, please help us be
rid of this past for good and give you the Arctic.
And I also give you advantage onyour next attack from the

(02:11:04):
silvery barbs. So you've got you've got AD 10.
You can add to your role, next attack role or whichever attack
role and advantage on the next one.
Can I just say hearing that you know shout over the wind as I'm
already slashing at this creature with like shadows Hazar
just kind of as a toothy dragon born smile and just mutters
knowing that no one else can probably hear him just goes

(02:11:26):
with. Pleasure.
All right? Shit, running out of Bardix.
I'm out of silvery barbs. And you are I have you like
right out outside of Hazar's like that that aura M Tiro, but
it's a it says it relies Yeah, creatures around side have

(02:11:47):
disadvantage on attack rules against creatures within the
aura. I think that that's regardless
of if you're in the aura or not.Yes, but I didn't make any
attack rules. At it, obviously.
Because of that. Yep.
OK, let the record reflect that he did not.
Namby, you're up. Cool.
Well it probably won't matter inthe long run, but I am going to

(02:12:11):
move my spiritual weapon 20 feetcloser and then so I would be at
disadvantage to do like a guiding bolt like ranged magic
attack right? You that that would be
disadvantage, right? Is that what you're?
Asking Yeah, he's in the thingy then, yeah.
Yeah. But I can see him.

(02:12:33):
You can, yeah. You can see him.
For the sake of spells. Yeah, you can make him make a
save. That's kind of what I'm
thinking, mate. Is it better to just do like a
cantrip and just do like sacred flame?
I think I'm going to do that. She's doing it.
Sacred Flame, I guess I technically have to move up to

(02:12:54):
do that, so I'll just move my full my full movement of 30 feet
closer and then he has to make adeck save 17.
Dex, A 2222. All right, well, it's cantrip,
so he takes no damage. We're really.

(02:13:14):
Letting Czar hard carry this. I mean, he's like a God
basically, so I feel like he canhandle he's.
Fine, he can do it. I'm just.
I love that way for getting knocked out into this state.
Kind of makes it hit extra hard.Yeah, that.
That's my turn. You did the full Goku like going
super Saiyan. You got.

(02:13:39):
Knocked down. That's true.
Now let's see. Let's see, sounds like it's the
Pit Fiend's turn to me. I don't know, it sounds like.
He's it is the pit fiend's turn.You know he has a Fiora, but it
attacks people it it is for people who start their turn
within his within his area, so not his turn.
I'm sorry being. Afraid of shit so.
I think I actually have some kind of background that anyone

(02:14:01):
near me had, like cannot be affected by fear.
Oh. That that makes.
You a paladin? 5% sure.
I'm trying to find it, but there's a lot on his character
sheet. He is going to target Namby and
Emtero with a hold purse hold monster spell and so you guys

(02:14:22):
need to do a. Counter spell.
Am IA monster. It's a counterpension crisis, We
both. Had different reactions.
Doesn't matter, Counterspell. I also thought am IA monster.
And then I thought, what do I care, Counterspell?

(02:14:44):
OK, so he is casting a level 6 version of that spell.
Right, so when I cast the spell I need to roll 10 plus the
spells level on a. Arcana check.
No, it's make an ability check using your spell casting
ability. So it's just straight charisma.
But because I am a Bard I get Jack of all trades, which means

(02:15:05):
I always get to add half my proficiency bonus to checks
anyway. So I get +7 to this check that I
have to add. See.
After all, A9 or higher. I will, I will, right?
On you will. Will it to happen?
It's cocked so I will right now.I did right now. 18 + 7 so 25.

(02:15:28):
Incredible. He goes to cast hold monster on
on U2 and you feel his grip go and then M tiro you counterspell
it, it stops and I. Learned from my bastard of a
friend, Levi Rook. You counterspell it and for your
counterspell it like twists his hand just a little bit and he as
he's like turning and he's like,oh God damn, what the hell?

(02:15:51):
And then he and then he takes his other hand, forms a fireball
and throws A fireball at you too.
Ambidextrous. Wow.
And that is? He's an impressive.
So give me a dexterity taving throw, Jesus.
OK. OK sorry I'm trying to see what
is spell Oh. Please be low.

(02:16:13):
Please be low. Oh yeah, Amtera, what'd you get?
I got a 19. That's a fail.
Name. I'm so sorry, I totally missed
what am I rolling. Dex check.
Dex 36. Dex 37.
OK, well I probably failed that because that's an 8.
So I get to do my lucky footworkand now it's 10.
I. Think you failed?
10 fail. OK.

(02:16:35):
So that's going to be. All right.
Wow, that's a high spell. Save it.
Sure is we're going to have resistant to fire damage or I'd
be in danger. I'm I'm worried.
I'm in danger. Oh yeah.
He's just still sitting on the ground.
Just tried to polymorph this fucker.
Oh. Banished.
No, he's from here. Maybe he'll go back up a level

(02:16:58):
because he's from a Vernus. Up a few, right?
Yeah. Maybe is that a whole plane of
existence or is or not this shitworks.
I don't. I don't.
Fucking know what? Do you think I have any?
Fireball. He shoots A fireball at you,
Whoosh, takes you and you get 38points of fire damage, both of
you. Cool.
That is his turn. He is going to stay there and

(02:17:23):
just stand there, just going to stand there.
Just. Just.
Standing there menacingly. Sitting there menacingly.
Hugh, you're up. How far is he from me?
25 feet. OK, since I narrated my sad
voice that on the floor, are yougoing to make it so that I'm
proud and need half my movement to stand up?

(02:17:46):
Huh. No, I think there was enough
time. There was enough time.
There. There's enough time with
conversation that you don't haveto be prone.
You could see that he was there and get up and stand up.
I'm like, oh man, this guy. OK, then I'm going to go move
the 25 feet and take two attacks.

(02:18:07):
Well, let's, let's get frisky and do three attacks with, you
know, have the echo attack in there and they're at a
disadvantage, right? Disadvantage.
Yes. So with disadvantage, the first
one's a 23. Yep.
The no the second one misses. I crit failed on the second one.

(02:18:29):
Still a crit. And then the third one misses
for another crit. Fail.
So what's happening? I'm scared.
I don't. Know.
Disadvantage does not do Becca well, evidently, is what I think
I'm hearing here. That's 18 damage, so if it

(02:18:51):
matters, that was 5 radiant and 13 bludgeoning.
Is he bloodied? Seems dead.
Seems to do good seems to do good damage you hit him once the
other two just like hit off of his like really thick devil or
skin. One of them hits his waders and
just like gets blocked by his waders that he's wearing.
I really. Like these boots?

(02:19:13):
No. You like these moves?
They go all the way up make so Ican get in the river.
Oh, I guess I'll second wind because might as well.
Yeah, I might as well. Second wind.
Yeah. So I will.
I will regain some aged pay because I forgot to use my
regeneration earlier. Classic, classic me.

(02:19:34):
So I get 18 back. Hazar, you are up.
Man fuck him up, you got advantage and a bardic.
I have advantage. Yes, from my silvery barbs I
give you advantage on your next attack saving.
Oh, good Lord, he's in. He's in so much trouble, all
right. Yes.
You also so you also within dim light or darkness with your boon

(02:19:56):
of the night spirit that you that you have that's birds with
the shadows ability you can giveyourself the invisible condition
as a bonus action. I did.
Yeah, I do remember that. I think I'm going to save my
bonus action for something else.OK.
So I see him doing the, he's trying to, you know, he tries to

(02:20:17):
do the the whole creature spell.He gets completely blocked.
It's ad candid. And then he throws the fireball
away. I'm like right here.
So just sort of meeting his gaze, Hazar sort of says.
You focus on the wrong foe and then swings hard with the sword.

(02:20:39):
God damn who is this? You want to run the other than
before. This is OK, so 18 is 1, but I
get to roll twice and take the better of the two.
Yeah, 18 will miss him. They sure won't 27.
Yep, that it's. OK.
That's not another one, is it? Right?

(02:20:59):
Just the verify no. No, no.
You now have a + 11 to hit. That's right.
OK, which is funny because that's only what, one higher
than the half? And then you.
Yeah, yeah. OK so long story damage wise
that is 17 damage on the hip andagain I before I add in the

(02:21:22):
bonus shit I do my other regularattack right?
Yeah, the other part of this regular attack, yes.
Other part of the regular attack24. 24 hits, yes.
Right damage time? Wait for it, but one week 10
damage. Yeah.

(02:21:43):
And then bonus time he is going to get hit by a fifth level
Divine Smite bonus action. OK, this might be a lot of
rolling. I apologize if I don't keep
track of all these numbers. You want to just count them out
and then we'll count for you. First number, final number at

(02:22:04):
the end. Because.
Yeah, because Brooke did that. First number.
Include all the 11. Yeah, there's 11 damage.
There's there's more. He also takes an extra 1D8
because that was bad. An extra 1.
There's more. OK so I have 11 + 1 so far.
That's right, and now it's the damage increases by 1D8 for each

(02:22:28):
spell slot above 1. So is that 4D8?
Yes, yes. Four additional.
Rates 23421 Nice. 33 damage, 33 that's pretty good.
Excellent. What is your does your divine
smite? Does it say you do necrotic or
radiant or does it? Oh yeah, it's.

(02:22:52):
Got to be necrotic. I would think it's.
Defines my. It is.
Radiant. Really.
Radiant Rage. That you take that long story
sword and slash at him and he's like God damn what the hell?
Then you stick it into him and that divine radiance just like
burns him. It's what the hell?

(02:23:13):
Anything else for your turn? No, I pick him.
Good. I'm Tyro.
You're up. Oh.
Shit I have to think turns. I'm so not prepared.
Just been over here farting around not even looking.
Oh, I got to, I got to play DND.So I was like.
I was like fall will. Probably just kill him on his.
Turn. I don't even do anything right.
Just. Just been watching his R be a

(02:23:35):
damn God over here. Well, oh man, let's try the.
Old dissonant? Well, no, he's probably immune
to fear. A pit fiend, right?
There's no way I'm going to makehim trigger an opportunity
attack. Probably, I'd assume.
Yeah, yeah. But it might honestly be my
highest. But wouldn't it be funny though?

(02:23:55):
You make a great point and I think it's my highest damaged
option of my spells I have left anyway.
So we're just going to cast Dissonant whispers at a third
level onto onto our boy? So he needs to make a wisdom
saving throw of 17. He's not wise, he's a fool.
As Careless Whisper. As a 24.

(02:24:18):
Well then that's safe, but he will take half damage of half of
15, so 7 hole damage right there, no biggie.
And then with my bonus action I will.
Slap his ears. I got some tinnitus or
something, what the hell? Not as effective as I was

(02:24:38):
hoping, but I I use my bonus action to command the spear.
I think he can get the rest of the distance now to make an
attack with disadvantage on my boy in here.
OK, this is oh wait disadvantagedummy.
OK, it's still pretty good. Let me see what it adds to his
to hit. It is.

(02:24:59):
I think it uses my spell effect.That's where it is.
So 17 + 928 or 26th hit. Yep, that'll hit.
Right, Hell yeah. Not going to do a ton of damage,
but I'll take actually, it's notthe best.
It's going to do more damage than I think I ended up doing on
my term, which is 14 force damage.
It sure did. So Javelin flies in and.

(02:25:23):
Jabs sees that lit up bright spot from where Azar just
stabbed him in the javelin. Just whoops right into it.
Just jabs in there. That's my sensitive spot.
And then because. Of the lovely.
Feature of the The lovely features of the dancing item
allow me to also do my Bardic inspiration still in my bonus
action. So this time I'm giving 1 to

(02:25:43):
Namby Namby. Show him the power of soul.
Vanquish this devil deeper to hell.
I've. Upper to hell.
Yeah, whatever. 'S worse the extra hell.
You get a party. Thank y'all.
MTRO, did you want to move yourself at all like?

(02:26:07):
How far away am I from this dude?
You're like 35 feet from him andyou're right next to Namby.
Move me like 15 feet back. I want to stay within 60 feet of
everything because like all my spells are 60 foot range but.
OK, Namby, you're up. Cool bonus action move my little

(02:26:29):
spiritual weapon another 20 feet.
You can do it now, I think 25 feet away from him I should.
Have moved my channel into it. Does the does it get a speed
boost? Oh, what did it have in the
first round 'cause that actuallywould.
I had it moved. I had it moved so it so I I

(02:26:50):
haven't moved so it can breach Tim now.
So I I think we should go with that.
I agree I. Agree.
Sounds good. You were.
Picturing it in your head that it was further away, then you're
incorrect. It was actually close the whole
time. It was actually close.
Note from the end I moved it andthen I'm yeah.
I moved it and it was basically equal with the javelin, so

(02:27:10):
that's. OK, perfect.
So I didn't roll great, which seems to be what I do with
spiritual weapon. That's a 17. 17 misses.
Cool. It's going to actually just can
I Kyle, because I would. Yeah, you can use a bardic on
it. I can't.
I don't. I just.

(02:27:30):
Have no idea how it works. What do I get on this?
Is it? He has to make.
If it's an attack roll, he has to make a Constitution saving
throw of 17 or take the image equal to the number rolled.
So that increases it by three, so it'd be a 20. 20 misses.
Doesn't say that it's if they hit when you do it just says

(02:27:53):
when you roll it I think. OK.
I mean it's going to be 3 damageat the most that he would take,
but I don't think that the the the mode of potential for an
attack roll necessitates it be ahit.
It's simply using the bardic that triggers the Constitution
saving throw. He fails.
All right, he takes 33 Thunder damage, so Navy misses with the

(02:28:14):
spiritual weapon, but. It's in my ear, Pop.
Oh, there it goes. OK, And then I already had that
spell active, so that's not a spell.
I just moved it. And then I'm going to cast
Guiding Bolt. Just first level O22. 22 hits.

(02:28:35):
Good. So it's somewhere between 20 and
22 is the magic number. Guys 16 Radiant.
OK, 16 radiant damage. Yes.
Excellent and the next attack gets advantage because it's it

(02:28:58):
is been. He's all bright now, like he is,
like shining radiant light. Excellent blasting with the
radiant damage. He is shining bright and just
like oh God damn what the hell and anything else for your turn.
That's it. So he was dark, but now he's lit
up so he looks normal. He's.
Looking, I guess I'll move up. I want to be.

(02:29:20):
Within I want to be within 30 feet if I wasn't already.
OK, you can be within 30 feet now.
Cool. He is going to pick up his
fishing spear and look down at at you.
Hazar just did a bunch of damageto him.
All right, you little fucker, where are you?
I'm going to get you. He's he's just starting starting
stabbing down at you. He has disadvantage on this and

(02:29:44):
so we're going to roll, I'm going to roll some some rolls
with disadvantage with his FieryFishing Spear 19 and the first
one. No thanks to that freaking shoot
or no. Now your new version probably
has high racing. I have 20 by default.
Yeah, yeah. 20 So he misses the first with that, and actually he

(02:30:07):
only gets one attack with that. Now he has to make a bite
attack. I'm going to.
Roll right, I'll just get in there and that will be the
disadvantage. He misses again.
It's a 16 to hit. Where?
Are you he's like looking through the shadows and like
your with your shadowy form. It's like he can see you but not

(02:30:29):
well and you are you can you're kind of like dart in and out of
these shadows as he's like looking around for you.
And then he gets to make 2 devilish claw acts with his
devilish claws. This disadvantage 20 to hit
again. Oh, OK, well that will hit.
Oh, that will hit. Oh yeah. 20 ties.

(02:30:49):
Yeah, 20 ties. So he hits you with a devilish
claw, swings at you, gets you 27points of necrotic damage, which
I believe is possibly halved because of your boon.
Within dimmer darkness. You have resistance to all
damage except psychic and radiant, so you are resistant to
that damage in the shadowy form.So instead of 27 points of

(02:31:12):
damage, you take third or 13. 13OK. 131313 points of necrotic
damage is like he gets part of you but your shadowy form like
wisps over it and you take half that damage and then he is going
to make another attack. This one will hit with the other
Devilish Claw for 31 points of damage, half to 15 necrotic.

(02:31:39):
Got it. Well, that didn't go very well.
Hugh, you're up. Realizing on his own turn.
So it's no longer at disadvantage.
The first attack is not a disadvantage.

(02:31:59):
A first attack, OK. Well, the first.
So the first attack would get advantage, but because you're
already at disadvantage to be a flat roll.
OK. So I'm going to swing with Bone
Crusher. The first one, ah, there we go,
is a 28 to hit and then the nextone has to be with disadvantage,

(02:32:19):
right? Yeah.
That is just a 20 to hit. Didn't that miss before or did
that? Miss.
Yeah. Fallout, did you find a fear or
a fear thing 'cause it he does have to make a check on the
start of his turn unless he's into fear from your aura.

(02:32:41):
Or a of you and friendly creatures within 30 feet cannot
be frightened. Nice, cool.
So his aura, his fear aura just does not work inside this inside
this aura. So continue on here.
Nice. OK.
And then my third attack. Did you already do?
Damn. Sorry no not yet.
I I missed the second. I was just going to do it all at

(02:33:03):
once if that's OK. Yep, and the third attack would
be a 21 to hit. Yep, that hits we found.
A bit found the match. Around it.
That's 34 damage and that's all I can do.
OK, Wham, Wham, do some good damage or just one hit.

(02:33:23):
Two hits, two hits, two hits, Wham, do a couple hits on him.
Hazar, you're up. Cool.
Two hits this time. Wham Wham.
Two hits this time. I'm swinging my sword.
Elliot, swing away, Casey. I do I still get advantage or
no? What?
Doesn't matter because I just rolled AI.

(02:33:45):
Just rolled a 21. Oh, there you go.
No, no, that hit. That hits.
Sweet, OK, damage time 22 and I guess I'll roll the second
attack. Oops, I rolled damage ignore.
Ignore it, ignore it. We saw nothing.

(02:34:06):
OK, the second strike is 22, which we know hits.
Yay. So this is going to be 16.
OK, we. Got. 22 + 16 and we're not done
yet. Time to get bonus Time to get.
Stanky time for that bonus, another evine smite.

(02:34:31):
He loves the first one so I think he'll.
Be loved it. OK, so there's a couple rolls
here. I got all these numbers written
down. First number 10, not bad.
And then he is a fiend, right? He's a fiend, right?
Yes. I guess he takes a little extra.
That looks good. He takes seven more, takes a
little extra sauce, and then 4D eights.

(02:34:57):
OK, who has a calculator here? I do.
I've got one right here. OK, add the five following 5
numbers together, 2216, 10 and then 7:00 and 7:00. 62. 60. 2.

(02:35:18):
Wow, you're faster than my calcium.
Is. What?
Wow. It pays to have not had a
calculator in 9th grade. The whole.
Time. The whole time.
Whoa, the whole. Time.
Yeah, you absolutely slash anything special how your divine
smite like looks this time as you just smite him anywhere

(02:35:40):
specific on this, on this massive devil's form?
No extra flavour, just hitting him as hard as possible and just
kind of grinning as I do it fromthe shadows and just enjoying
the whole moment. Amazing.
You like slash at him and just like dart around in the shadows
like all around him, like slash,slash, slash and like end up in

(02:36:03):
end up in his side and just get it right.
Get him right in the side and sear that radiant damage into
him. That was a massive turn.
Anything else? Nothing else for me.
OK, he's looking pretty bad after that.
Like, not like comparative to his whole kit, but you know,
he's he's looking pretty damaged, but not like dying, not

(02:36:25):
like on his last leg or anything.
Imtiro, you are up. Imtiro was probably useful piece
of water man. Yeah.
This guy is not on his last leg,but he doesn't look good really.
Helpful information I gave, yeah.
This is good. It is helpful.
I don't think I'm going to kill him anyway.

(02:36:47):
I'll try to go for the. Most believe in yourself Imtiro
my. Gosh thank you man, I will again
try to cast dissonant whispers on this big ugly mug then so he
can make a wisdom saving throw of 17 even half.
Damn it. Just better than anything else I
can do. We're going to get to the ooze
and have to know about. Him to say anything.

(02:37:08):
Last, I'm feeling like I need toconserve.
It is kind of a problem, but I'mnot.
I'll be fine. Yeah, that's going to be a 27.
Well, you know what? He succeeds on that, but he'll
still take half damage of the terrible damage that I just
rolled. Great.
I'm going to have to re roll it,I think.
And D&D Beyond, one of the dice is stuck on top of another one,
and it won't. Go.

(02:37:28):
I've had that before where it gets bigger like that.
It finally went for 15, halved down to seven my thing, but I
also get to once again tell the yell for my javelin friend to
poke him again in the soft spot.Try to have him attack for a Nat

(02:37:51):
20. I.
Love this. Javelin.
Oh yeah, Javelin, get it. So I get to roll 2D10 8 + 9 + 5.
Eight plus 9 is 17 + 5 is 22 damage.
Javelin's way better than me doing damage.

(02:38:11):
He does 22 damage on that crit. Hit incredible javelin just
follows his our sword into the side of this thing and just jabs
in there and twists and and go anything else we'll.
Have time for a short rest earlyand I'll get my bardix back.

(02:38:32):
So who doesn't have a bardix? Who wants the last one?
I don't have one, but I. Don't have one.
I don't think any of us do, do they?
Yeah, so. I'm gonna give.
I feel like I'm the last one to get it.
Well, 'cause you're not because.Hugh never uses it when I give
them to Hugh even though but. I can't.
I did it. I did it extra.
You'll always roll. Like an 18 or higher.

(02:38:53):
Mandy, I believe in you specifically take.
My Bartik inspiration. Whatever, this is stupid and I'm
taking my broken dice home. Don't roll so well, roll shit
like me, and then you'll go Bartik.
Attacks. What are you talking?
Listen, it's fine. We need it in.
Case, yeah. You hit on all of them, you're
fine. You.
No, I haven't. I missed like one attack in your

(02:39:16):
life. I have missed like 6 in this
account. You're not using them even when
you would hit to do the extra damage, which is really what I
want. But I did do it at.
One time you're right, but the die has been cast.
It's been given to Namby. There's just what's left.
My lips cannot. Be unsafe.
It can be unrolled. Yeah, if Bard had to roll them

(02:39:42):
himself. Or him.
Or. Herself and like, yeah.
When they did it and you just got the number, you know that
would. Be that's kind of fun.
I kind of like that. That would be kind of cool.
It's. Like how inspiring am I being in
this moment? Yeah, it's your ability.
Yeah, Namby, you are. You are up, up.
OK. She's going to I.
Feel like. Bardic to kill this.

(02:40:02):
Thing I I I am going to use my spiritual weapon to attack first
that's not even going to hit with a bardic that's a 2 on the
die let's. Maybe hold off on.
It. After all, I.
Feel like the dice God spoke on that.
I didn't hear anything. Oh God, I really want to

(02:40:26):
conserve stuff for the ooze fight because I feel like it's
going to be I can, I can use I can use another first level
spell. I've got.
I'm I'm, I'm doing OK. I'm going to do a first level
grinding pain at disadvantage. We'll see what happens.
Got a + 9 you guys. Is it really good?

(02:40:52):
I just rolled 2 now once. Oh no.
Miss miss guiding Bolt and and the.
Panic attack. Swing and miss anything else
through your turn. No.

(02:41:12):
No, all right, He so Harley swinging around just absolutely
missing, you know, most of his attacks getting bombarded from
all these different sides. He's looking pretty bad
comparatively and he just oh Goddamn, this this ain't worth this

(02:41:36):
is not worth what the hell I'm getting out of here.
What a stupid idea and he's likeflying up and he he's going to
fly up. You guys are going to get an
opportunity, attacks Hazar and Namby's sword and and Hugh.
And Javelin. And the javelin all are going to
get some opportunity attacks. His AC is 21 so.

(02:42:01):
Is that disadvantage or no? Disadvantage.
Yep. How hurt is he looking?
Scale of 1 to very hurt. He he looks like he has 17.5% of
his health left. OK.
So add up all the damage that we've done and then figure out

(02:42:23):
what that 17 is. Yeah, no.
Big deal, even with your. Bardic you miss namby all of.
Yeah. You still use it because he
still has to do the same if you use it on.
Him. OK I will.
That's a 5 on 6/6 on the bardic.So he needs to make ADC 17
constitution saving thrower takethat 6 Thunder damage as he

(02:42:44):
dares leave the space of Namby'ssword.
He had him. He had an AT20.
Oh wow. Cool.
Well then, sure. Did this makes sense for how
this is going for nanny? Pretty beefy, yeah.
What is the B? So did anybody hit the?

(02:43:05):
That's. An AT20.
It's an AT20I. Rolled an AT20 on the
opportunity. To sack.
Can you have to look up Can you use a smite on an opportunity
attack? Well, yeah, I was wondering what
the rules. Were when you hit with a melee
weapon attack, you can expend a spell slot to do extra damage.
Oh yeah, if it says. That no action oh you.
Can. Then you can do it this part.

(02:43:27):
You can do it as. That's right, kill.
Him, yeah, Which? OK.
The no action smite, is that a specific smite or is that I
think? You just know you still just
choose a spell slot. Like.
Got it. Just choose your highest.
I have no 5th left, I'll just cook a 1/4.

(02:43:47):
So you'll still get 4D8 total though, right?
Doubled SO8D. 833D8 because it'sone for each one above level 1,
so he's going to. Take 4 three things of is it?
Is it three additional? Does it add an additional D84
for each of those levels for a total of 4D8?
Or is it I have to find some? Light, right, It's it's 2D8
radiant damage, 1D8 if he's if he's if he's a fiend, which he

(02:44:11):
is, and then three extra D eights for using the 4th level
spell. So then it'll be 12 D 8.
Couple 12D8. 12D8 you'll get to roll on top of because you crit.
All dice rollers are doubled as part of the attack for a crit,
right? 12D8 Well this will be fun.

(02:44:31):
I got my calculator. I have my calculator, I don't.
Think I've rolled this many diessince my fucking barbarian.
Oh my God, there's so much, so much die.
I really hope he died. Christ, me too.
I really don't think he's going to live through this 16 + 6480

(02:44:51):
damage. Oh nice. 16 + 64 damage and he
had 59 hit points left. Wow, Punk.
Ass. Hazar, how would you like to do
this? How would you like to kill the
Pit Fiend? Yeah, so Hazar kind of sees the

(02:45:14):
the pit even start to start to peace out, you know, grips the
sword and then kind of focuses extra hard and with one super
pinpoint thrust kind of strikes it directly into the center of
his chest with like intense, intense energy.

(02:45:35):
And then the demon just sort of like completely erupts with, you
know, light radiant explosion toeverything just completely
fading away into the the wisps of hell.
And then just sort of sheathes the sword.
Incredible. And then just and then just says
one more. Good.

(02:45:57):
Harley had flown up, had fireballs in his hand ready to
try and cast it one last time totry and take someone out as part
of his revenge and instead gets gutted in the in the stomach.
God, that sword just gets dragged down his abdomen.
God, you really know how to gut a fish and then and then that

(02:46:20):
divine energy just just takes him out and he falls body falls
down to the ground, wisps away with the shadows overtaking him
from Hazar and Harley is dead. Well, and.
RIP Harley. You were all standing there in
the decrepit Ness of this area, bones everywhere from the army,

(02:46:44):
the necromancer's body like floating still on the surface of
this boiling lake of blood. His, his cloak, just like, still
there on the surface. Bizarre.
You put your sword away in its sheath and say one more and you
start to notice this glowing gold effect kind of start to

(02:47:06):
consume your hands and your feetas the reindeer had earlier.
Wow, it's a good thing the bookssent us sent you to us out.
You're awesome. Yes, my.
Friend, that was quite impressive.
Honestly, it's it's a shame how your story turned out in our
timeline. What we read in the book did not
did not really show your power. So this is this is definitely me

(02:47:29):
fading away into obscurity. Yes, you're.
You're Mr. Stark, 100. Percent Yeah, I'm I'm definitely
Peter Parker ING right now. Oh no, yeah, do I?
Do I get final, final parting? Grams anything, anything else as
you're as you realize that you are leaving this reality.
Interesting. I yeah.

(02:47:54):
Thoughts. You can think and I'll speak
because I always have something to say.
I say thank you so much for youraid in this endeavor.
And I promise you, even though you are leaving right now, we
will slay this ooze in your name.
This Oblx will know no mercy from us and it will cease.
It's tampering with reality. Sort of looks at his, you know,

(02:48:21):
form starting to vanish and thenlooks at the party and then just
sort of says, remember, no faithis as strong as what you are.
And then aids away into gold dust.
And Hazar is gone, and the winds, this cold wind whips

(02:48:46):
across and you guys feel the chill in your bones.
The pages of the book start to all glow and come out and start
to kind of swirl around each of you and invigorate you and you
all get the benefit of a long rest.
Yeah. I knew it, thank God, because I
was all out of fifth level. Specials I was.

(02:49:06):
Like he'll give us. That's going to be bad.
And taking that so they can't beundone.
And it's happening. The book is levitating in the
air right now as these pages areswirling around you as you've
defeated the Skeleton army, the the the Theoxophilian and the
Pit Fiend for the last time of this campaign.
You will level up to level 11 and the book.

(02:49:30):
The pages all come out of the book and the binding falls into
the snow and all the pages are gone.
And you look forward at this large iron tower, this iron
tower in front of you, and the door in front creaks open.
And that is where we're going toend this episode of Expedition

(02:49:54):
Untold. Next up, the final chapter of
Expedition Untold, chapter 20. It's fitting, kind of, to have
20 chapters in a. Yeah, and a DND, Yeah.
Nice. Thank you to.
Play over Kyle, don't fuck it upthere's.
No going over. Don't don't Friday the 13th this

(02:50:15):
and call it the final chapter and then I'm coming up and in
for. Six more episodes.
Could be a 5 hour episode. Thank you to all the players
this week. Thank you Fallout for joining us
bringing back this R So there's so much play again after he
couldn't make the second-half ofthe.
Gladiator and then. Was he, what did he always fall
through that portal in that in the original, you know, did the

(02:50:39):
column crush it? Nobody could see the the portal
there? Or is that a new thing for him?
Who knows? Kyle had it planned.
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and Becca. Everyone's socials can be found
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