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Welcome back to Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 163 breaks down our NFL Week 13 best bets, Thanksgiving-themed locks, longshots, parlays, model plays, and a big Lions–Packers Thursday preview.
🏈 Locks & Longshots
Jake Locks: 33-40-2
Jake Longshots: 12-37
Picks this week: Raiders +10, Broncos -5.5, plus a “Parlay the Model” longshot.
Austin Locks: 53-49
Austin Longshots: 29-88
Thanksgiving locks: Packers +2.5, Chiefs/Cowboys o52.5, Bears +7, Saints +6, Vikings/Seahawks u41.5.
Longshots: Packers ML, Cowboys ML, Wisconsin +165.
🔥 NFL Talk
Lions + Packers breakdown, Thursday implications, and playoff talk.
📈 Parlays & Props
Last week: 4-leg parlay hit.
This week’s TD scorers, player prop combos, and two new 4-leggers.
🧠 Paige’s Picks
Austin: 114-63-1
Jake: 108-69-1
Paige: 106-71-1
📊 The Model
“The Model” now 10-5-2, plus full Data-Backed picks with 💎 ratings.
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