Texas Podcast Massacre

Texas Podcast Massacre

TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!

Episodes

July 22, 2021 61 min

Re-release of episode 47!

Join the TPM crew as they quietly whisper a debate question to newcomer Kendall and hunker down in their new mattress-covered studio to review 2018's A Quiet Place.

Show Segments:

  • Debate Question (03:13): Replace the leads in A Quiet Place
  • Movie Review?(10:05): A Quiet Place (2018)
  • What Would You Do Differently? (44:26)
  • Final Cut (56:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    This week Mitch and Nate go deep into the Vinegar Syndrome release Raw Force! Listen as they dig into cannibal monks, zombie martial artists, misplaced piranhas, the Burbank karate scene, budget cruises and so much more! 

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (6:15): What zombie creature do you summon to protect your island? 
  • Movie Review (17:55): Raw Force (1982)
  • Final Cut (60:23): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    The Escape Room elevator pitch: Mysterious cameras. Puzzles that are not that complicated. Two-dimensional characters. Conspiracies on conspiracies.

    Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they race against the clock to debate and review 2019’s first horror film Escape Room.

    Show Segments:
  • Debate Question (06:30): What’s the best theme for an escape room?
  • Movie Review (17:40): Escape Room (2019)
  • What Would You Do Differently? (01:07:35)
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    July 1, 2021 69 min

    This week we review The Special, a listener request that will make us never look at boxes the same again. We debate our recent addictions, and the ethics of cheating with a box are discussed.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (5:47): What is something that you've gotten too into?
  • Movie Review (14:12): The Special (2020)
  • Final Cut (57:59): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    As we continue new movie month, there's yet another Conjuring out and we are contractually obligated to review it! We debate the status of the Waniverse, Lisa is given the power to choose a movie, and somehow everyone dunks on this film.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (7:52): Where is the Waniverse heading?
  • Spoiler-Free Movie Review (24:07)
  • Full Movie Review (50:35): Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
  • Final Cut (66:54): Movie ...
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    Shhhh! We whisper our way through a review of A Quiet Place Part 2 as we continue our new movie run! This week Mitch confuses Ron Howard for Clint Howard, we debate streaming vs. movie theater for new movies and discover Lisa's Cillian Murphy crush.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (9:27): What's the best way to watch new movies now?
  • Spoiler-Free Movie Review (21:39)
  • Full Movie Review (55:45): A Quiet Place Part 2 (2021)
  • Final Cut (8...
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    June 10, 2021 84 min

    New movies continue for Lisa's favorite franchise with the reboot/sequel Spiral from the Book of Saw. We debate the best comedians to lead a Saw movie, Chris Rock's scowl squinting and pick the tongue as the easiest body part to lose. 

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (5:09): What comedian lead would you pick for the next Saw movie?
  • Spoiler-Free Movie Review (14:41)
  • Full Movie Review (38:20): Spiral (2021)
  • Final Cut (70:53): Movie re...
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    June is new movie month for TPM, can you believe it?!? We kick everything off with the zombie heist film Army of the Dead from Zack Snyder on Netflix. We debate the scariest zombie type, Mitch unveils a stuffed Nate doll (check out YouTube), and Lisa can't wait to get into spoilers!

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (8:06): What type of zombie is the scariest?
  • Spoiler-Free Movie Review (22:47)
  • Full Movie Review (48:52): Army of the Dead ...
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    We end Unsolved May-Steries with The Town That Dreaded Sundown from 1976. We get TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to join the debate on the best true crime films, Mitch talks trash about Lufkin, TX, and we see what a Texarkana Drift movie might look like.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (17:50): What true crime movies were left off the list?
  • Movie Review (33:57): The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
  • Final Cut (83:23): Movie review scores from hos...
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    Week 2 of Unsolved May-steries has TPM heading to jolly old London for 2001's From Hell. We debate the best Alan Moore film adaptions, discuss Jennifer Love Hewitt horror comics, and talk trash about educated Victorians.

    Segments:

  • Voicemail/Mailbag (3:27): Call us at 346-246-3143
  • Debate Question (14:13): What's the best Alan Moore adaption?
  • Movie Review (21:00): From Hell (2001)
  • Final Cut (64:13): Movie review scores from host...
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    This week we start our true crime month with Unsolved May-Steries! The first film we review is Zodiac, the 2007 Avengers prequel. Mitch goes into his favorite true crime murders, we judge handwriting experts, and why you shouldn't use your kids to solve crimes. 

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (12:10): What are Mitch's favorite true crime stories?
  • Movie Review (31:30): Zodiac (2007)
  • Final Cut (79:27): Movie review scores from hosts...
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    May 5, 2021 119 min

    Somehow we've made it to episode 200! What better what to celebrate than with Troll 2, the classic non-Troll, 100% goblin film. We answer listener questions and voicemails, get Lisa to commit to 200 more episodes, and talk about some of the most brutal plant-based deaths in film history.

    Segments:

  • Mailbag/Voicemails (14:10)
  • Movie Review (42:25): Troll 2 (1990)
  • Final Cut (103:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    We finish up Versus month with the Mitch-requested Sadako Vs. Kayako crossover from 2016. We debate if Sadako could take on Jason, go into Mitch's deep Ring fandom, and talk about how to use horror at a baseball game.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (6:55): Pick 'em of the versus movies
  • Movie Review (24:07): Sadako vs. Kayako (2016)
  • Final Cut (72:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    This week's TPM is Mitch vs. Nate as we review Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem for Versus Month. We talk about the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards, why Predators are better, and talk about sporting goods stores for entirely too long.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (5:06): Fangoria Chainsaw Awards 2021
  • Movie Review (35:15): Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
  • Final Cut (74:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    This week Versus Month continues as we review Freddy vs. Jason to see which slasher reigns supreme. TPM debate if Freddy is Jason's father or half-brother, gush over Ill Nino, and question Jason's fear of water.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (4:58): What storyline would you use to get Freddy to fight Jason?
  • Movie Review (19:16): Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
  • Final Cut (66:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    This week King Kong ain't got nothin' on TPM as we review the new release Godzilla vs. Kong on HBO Max. We pitch our own kaiju from myth/movies and pit them against each other, discuss the merits of the hollow earth, and show huge bias for Godzilla.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (5:35): What's your dream versus film?
  • Spoiler-Free Movie Review (16:25): Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
  • Spoiler Talk (44:25)
  • Final Cut (73:50): Movie revie...
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    Hoo-ah! This week everyone is back to discuss the devil in the details for The Devil's Advocate. We debate how Lucifer would lead us astray, Keanu's southern accent, and Nate does his best Pacino impressions...multiple times.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (8:11): How would the devil get to you?
  • Movie Review (22:58): The Devil's Advocate (1997)
  • Final Cut (78:06): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    Due to potentially Leprechaun-related work shenanigans, this week's episode has Nate flying solo while reviewing The Call from 2020 (not the Netflix one)! He goes over Hell warehouses, obvious plot twists, and talks about his Blu-ray collection.

    Segments:

  • Movie Review (2:35): The Call (2020)
  • The Natronion Collection (29:00): Nate's Blu-ray purchases and recommendations
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    Top 'O the St. Patrick's Day from Texas Podcast Massacre! This week we review Leprechaun 3 where Lep goes to the Vegas hood and is up to no good. We debate the best coin wishes, discuss Irish prejudice, and spit our best dirty limericks.

    Segments:

  • Debate Question (5:20): What is your Leprechaun coin wish?
  • Movie Review (22:35): Leprechaun 3 (1995)
  • Final Cut (80:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
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    March 10, 2021 83 min

    This week we mix it up with some questions from the listener mailbag! We debate who would win Godzilla vs. Kong, how to pitch a podcast at a funeral and tell the origin story of how the hosts met. 

    Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, em...

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