Thank God you're not my child..!

Thank God you're not my child..!

Heyhey Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..! Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....

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July 15, 2025 21 mins

NO MORE PHONES in the class room, about time.. Kids are not the problem Parents are. Prove me wrong.. Some parents and adults' can not work without their phones.. See what I an thinking..? I am always shocked at the amount of teachers that are always on their phones. This is WRONG those are not your children that you are taking care of... GET OVER YOURSHELF ..


Thank you for all the emails.. Life is just as busy as al...

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I was told a person can not forgive themselves that only GOD CAN. WTF I so disagree with this statement... God first of course but then it is UP TO YOU...

Look in the mirror, REALLY LOOK … All the shit in my life all comes back to me.. I do not play them blame game.. I am 100% in charge of my actions...

So Yes YOU CAN and I AM SO FUCKING SORRY if I aver hurt you... I CAN SUCK... Cold hearted sometimes.. BUT own up already... ...

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If we just admit it we have all as parents failed at some time.. We need to learn to just agree we have been fuck ups sometimes... I see parent fails all the time.. lol Just listen to the shit i found.. Also some of my own parent fails..

Thank you for all the emails. The SUNFLOWERS are getting so big.. iykyk Check out my socials for that fun stuff..

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June 17, 2025 20 mins

Have you ever been in a RUTT with nothing to do? I understand. #ihaveneverdoneitthatway will kill us.. Starting NEW THings... Hard as Fuck yet Wonderful.. How to STAY OUT even when it is hard...

Thank you for all the emailes ans messages. This body is on point... lol

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I do have stickers going out today... TY

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You will never believe what happen to Me while #drivingmrclift.. Crazy Lady

Daycare is and needs to be part of THE VILLAGE, we should work together . this doesn't always happen... What and When should you do things to make life easier... Find your VILLAGE

Home Daycare isn't for the faint of heart...

A WHOLE NOTHER CAN OF WORMS...

Thank you for all the followers it has been so fun getting to know you little stalkers..

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These 2 new Knees... Holy Pooooooo Thank you for all the emails and gifts. the last 2 months has been Horrible yet Wonderful..

In this episode may be short yet Figring out additions can be ruff ... We all have issues . Figure your own shit...

I think I have figured mine out... REALLY.... !!!

#DOIT #LFG

Stickers are going out today.. Woooohooooo

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I had a baby and was CLUELESS on what i was doing. The WTF moment when I start seeing the trend of cutting your parents off. Crazy Talk Like I knew what I was doing I was lucky to keep my kids alive.... Sweet Stories ... Come listen...

Tank you to all that have reached out. The Knee is so great that I am getting another new knee...

If you finish this and notice I did not Say BYE BYE

" Until Next Time, Thank God you're n...

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March 8, 2025 21 mins

Why are people thinking that following a baby killer is a good thing.. (possible making her money) This human and I say human lightly, she doesn't deserve any more.. I am so shocked about how some young moms are giving her the time. Look at your baby in the eyes and tell them why you support a human that would kill her baby.. DO IT...

ON TOOOO retirement is hard.... I know I can not believe I would ever say that... BUT HE...

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February 26, 2025 21 mins

The most wonderful yet horrible cruise story. when having a great time turns into a NIGHTMARE .. THE SOTRY of our Mr. Bill.. Trigger warning.... Mr. Bill goes to heaven in this episode.. Very emotional time in my friends and family's life.

Thank you for all the emails . It is crazy how you guys keep showing up. Still mailing stickers out... email address... lol really...

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Stories from Daycare years gone by.... Cute to WTF... Thank you for all the new followers it has been sweet hetting to some new peeps... email your story or question to thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com Follow All socails Thank God you're not my Child..!
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What on earth are people thinking that their child doesn't need school.... UNSCHOOLING really... Kids do need to know MORE.... Like reading , writing, and asthmatic... Living on this earth there are just things a person needs to know... I am SHOCKED at the ignore parents that do not think their child needs to learn to read and wright... This is an episode of WTFUCK ARE YOU THINKING...????

Thank you so much for all the ema...

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January 30, 2025 22 mins
What in the FUCKAROO IS GOING ON...?? Crazy Things in America the last 10 fucking days... When did all this shit happen... From Unschooling - Plane Crashes.. when did people get so CLUELESS... #GETACLUE email stories - thankgodypurenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com follow all Socials Thank God you're not my Child..! Thank You for all the Nice emails and cards... The new knee is get there...
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Asking for help is going to be one other hardest problems you have, or Should I say, " I HAVE HAD..!" Please teach your child that it is normal to ask for help..

Feeling …. SO ALONE …. Has brought more tears at alone times than I ever thought possible... I started to understand that CRYING even during Alone SAd Times can Be healing...

Sometimes getting NO ANSWER on that phone call is more than a person can handle.... Easie...

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What have you always wanted to do...? I have completed many Races, activities, and such that I am not the normal looking person for that said activity.. ME a Marathoner.. ? Yeppers..

Stories of all the fun activities I have done over my young lifetime... lol From Walking with Lisle to Roller Derby...

We CAN DO IT ALL.... Fuck Off to all the people that disagree..

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Starting out with JUST BETWEEN US..... All about the shit time with y NEW KNEE..... I LOVE MY MOMAS BOY.... These women are SICK and CRAZy..... My take on this SHIT SHOW.. Please email stories to thnakgodyournotmychildpodcast@yahoo,com Follow All Socials Thank God you're not my Child..! Stickers are available just email ask.....
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Growing up My family had their traditions, YES.... Yet, realizing that when my kids became parents, they may have different ones.. It is OK.... REALLY Fun is still to be had....

#getyourheadoutofyourass

#justbetweenUS Being married to a man that can not do enough for you, IS CRAZY LIFE FUN that I didn't know possible..

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We need to keep our kids as innocent as we can for as long as we can.. I seriously think people think kids can handle so much more than they should. Just crazy talk.. Let them be little.. NO POLITICS or Sexual talk.... Guard them softly while letting them figure theirself out... Life is hard enough.

When New Family calls you shocking name..

Life goes on..

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This episode is the very comical story of how I ended up with Nerve Damage. Yes, I have had so many questions on what happen. It is comical or maybe I need to make it comical. Thank you for all the emails saying you are praying for me. God is Good...!! Follow all socials Thank God you're not my Child...! Collection Thanksgiving stories for a listener's episode. email = thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com thank you TO all fo...
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October 31, 2024 19 mins

Stories from my childhood Halloweens. All about THE CANDY... Making your own Halloween costume. Is that still a thing?

We need to make Halloween great Again... LAUGH

#justbetweenus #jbus My cats eat GUTs... SERIOUSLY

Listeners story - THE HULK GIRL Hilarious and WTF Collecting Thanksgiving and Christmas stories

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Thank you to all the little stalkers that have been emailing Some funn...

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October 28, 2024 19 mins

My favorite thing is FAMILY DINNERS .. Why are so many people running from this. In my world Family's are the helpers.. Weekend with my Mom and Sister always fun...

#justbetweenus = #jbus Changing Meds can suck big eggs.

Why are some people cutting off the parents ? I think that is CRAZY, WHY....???

Collecting Thanksgiving Stories..

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