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We bounce from body talk and burnout to YouTube craft and culture chaos, stitching humor to real updates. A benign biopsy brings relief, a gay DIY pilot gets a title cage match, and yes, we argue about Skims’ faux bush thong and Billy’s Phoenix comeback.

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Allison Florea

Alex Hinsky

Episode Transcript

SPEAKER_03 (00:01):
Okay.
Okay.
Do we just want to start or dowe need to cold open?

SPEAKER_04 (00:08):
Let's cold open.
Let's cold open with a joke.

SPEAKER_03 (00:10):
Okay.
Knock knock.

SPEAKER_04 (00:11):
Who's there?

SPEAKER_02 (00:14):
No one.

SPEAKER_04 (00:15):
I was this look was like so impressive.

SPEAKER_02 (00:18):
You really thought I had one.

SPEAKER_04 (00:19):
I was like, no way.

SPEAKER_02 (00:20):
I don't actually have one, do you?

SPEAKER_04 (00:23):
Uh let's go with a classic.
Knock knock.

SPEAKER_02 (00:25):
Who's there?

SPEAKER_04 (00:26):
I have a tat.

SPEAKER_02 (00:28):
Tattoo.
Tattoo.

SPEAKER_04 (00:31):
Also, that's not how it goes.
Knock knock.

SPEAKER_02 (00:35):
Who's there?

SPEAKER_04 (00:36):
I have a tat.

SPEAKER_02 (00:37):
Tattoo.
Wait, is that not what you say?
Who's tat?

unknown (00:42):
No.

SPEAKER_02 (00:43):
You say whatever who.

SPEAKER_04 (00:46):
The whole thing.
Knock knock.

SPEAKER_02 (00:48):
Who's there?

SPEAKER_04 (00:49):
I have a tat.

SPEAKER_03 (00:51):
I have a tattoo.
I think that one, because I gotthe joke quickly.

SPEAKER_04 (00:56):
You skipped to the end.

SPEAKER_03 (00:57):
I did skip to the end.

SPEAKER_04 (00:59):
What a waste.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02):
Okay, well.

SPEAKER_03 (01:16):
Welcome back to the A-less podcast with Allison and
Alex.
I'm Allison.
He's Alex.
Did I do that right that time?

SPEAKER_04 (01:23):
Well, you were right every time.
It was me.

SPEAKER_03 (01:25):
Okay, because I was when I was editing, I also was
like, what did we dodifferently?

SPEAKER_04 (01:29):
It was me.
It was me.
And this time was correct.

SPEAKER_03 (01:31):
I do have a little note from a comment from the
last episode that my symptoms Iwas having sounded migraine
related.
Yes.
And I want to know, as someonewho doesn't get chronic
migraines, do you can you justget a migraine?
Like you don't have to have likea migraine related illness.

(01:52):
Like uh, sorry, what am I tryingto say?

SPEAKER_04 (01:54):
I'm just saying, like I have had them my whole
life.
Like it's genetic.

SPEAKER_03 (01:56):
Yeah, like you have a chronic migraine thing, but
can you just have one offmigraines?
I feel like no.

SPEAKER_04 (02:03):
No, I don't know, actually.
I feel like you probably can.

SPEAKER_03 (02:06):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (02:07):
Because I know like when sometimes when women get
pregnant, though when women getpregnant, when women get
pregnant, okay.
They'll start getting migraines,they can.

SPEAKER_03 (02:13):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (02:15):
Well it could have been, or it could have been like
a or I could have just not hadenough water.
That and then maybe like atension headache.
Because those sit deep too.

SPEAKER_03 (02:23):
Yeah, I mean, how do you know?
Stanley's just staring at me.

SPEAKER_04 (02:27):
What do you want?

SPEAKER_03 (02:28):
But I also what when was that?
Sunday?
What is today?
Wednesday?

SPEAKER_04 (02:32):
No, Thursday.

SPEAKER_03 (02:33):
Thursday.
I might have been starting toovulate.

SPEAKER_04 (02:38):
Oh, congratulations.

SPEAKER_03 (02:39):
Well, because I like have like an app or whatever and
it like tells you.

SPEAKER_04 (02:43):
Um is it called ovulation station?

SPEAKER_03 (02:46):
No, but wouldn't that have been good?

SPEAKER_04 (02:48):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (02:49):
Oh, the app you mean?
Yeah.
No.
This app is like kind of weird.
It's like I paid for it, which Ilike don't know about.
It's called Stardust.

SPEAKER_04 (02:57):
When it's always having to pay for things to know
what their markets are doing.

SPEAKER_03 (03:01):
No, it's called Stardust.
And I accidentally paid for itbecause I had the free trial,
you know.
And then it just like it's verylike celestial and like
astrology, which I don't knowhow that goes with menstrual
cycles.
Oh this is not an ad, by theway.
I paid for it with my own moneyon accident.

SPEAKER_04 (03:18):
Whoops.

SPEAKER_03 (03:20):
But it like will tell you.
Okay, so like today, cycle day17 of 32.
I'm just like telling everyonemy cycle.

SPEAKER_04 (03:28):
Wait, you have a 32-day cycle?

SPEAKER_03 (03:30):
Yeah, sometimes like whatever your average is, it
will.

SPEAKER_04 (03:33):
So like you're on your period for 32 days.

SPEAKER_03 (03:36):
No, no, no, no.
That's your full cycle.
Oh.
That's like that's including thefollicular, the luteal, the
ovulation.
Those are all phases during theSo a phase is always happening
in a woman's body.
Yes.

SPEAKER_04 (03:52):
Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 (03:53):
So like they that like when the doctors and stuff,
they say like your your period,like your menstrual cycle is
like the whole like averageamount of time that you normally
have.
Some people like it's 28 days.
If you go a few more, a fewless, like it would be that
would be the cycle.
So I guess my average is 32days.
Okay.
Between the end of your lastperiod to the beginning of your

(04:18):
next.

SPEAKER_04 (04:19):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 (04:20):
So today says uh day 17.
This is the good mood phase ofyour cycle.
Your hormones are collaboratingto provide focus, energy, and
relaxation.
Why can't it always be likethis?

SPEAKER_04 (04:30):
Amen.

SPEAKER_03 (04:31):
I guess.
Um, but it kind of like willgive you like a how things align
in the stars, like gravitationalbullshit.
Yeah, like my astrology sign,astrological sign is Pisces.
Um, you're part of a humandaydream, soft, intuitive, tuned
into vibes most people miss.

(04:53):
You soak up everything aroundyou, which makes others feel
safe in your orbit, but it alsomeans you end up carrying
feelings that aren't yours.
As an emotional sponge, rememberto wring yourself out now and
then.

SPEAKER_05 (05:04):
Okay.

SPEAKER_03 (05:04):
And it says, My archetype is Nightingale.
You have an extraordinary giftfor reading the room.
You ever effortlessly weavewarmth and ease into even the
most awkward and tense moments,like a metron.
Metron?
Metron?
M-E T R O N.
I don't know what that is.
And my element is air, which isnot.
I feel like that'd be water.
You're you are the air and spaceelements personified, whimsical,

(05:27):
creative, and always on the go.
You bring fresh ideas and alighthearted spirit to those
around you.
So I don't know.
It like Okay.
It like goes with the phases ofthe moon, pink moon.
I don't know.
That part, unsure of.
Okay.
What I did like about it is youcan maybe like share with your
friends and also your partner.
And Josh said, I don't want tobe a part of that because like I

(05:50):
saw the ad and it was like youcan like send your partner can
also have the app, and then likethey can know what like part
you're in.

SPEAKER_04 (05:58):
That might be helpful for him.

SPEAKER_03 (05:59):
And like, yeah, no, if like your behavior is a
certain way, or like maybe no tolike maybe he needs to bring
home chocolate that night.
Yeah, and he was like, I don'twish for that to download that
app.
Thank you.
Fair, but yeah, I don't know.
So I'm guessing I'm paying forit for a year, so we'll see.
Okay.
But anyway.

SPEAKER_04 (06:16):
You're Pisces, though, isn't that water bearer?
No, no, no, no.
I'm the water bearer.

SPEAKER_03 (06:20):
Pisces is also water.

SPEAKER_04 (06:22):
No, but I'm the water bearer.

SPEAKER_03 (06:23):
Oh, what does that mean?

SPEAKER_04 (06:24):
I don't know.
I'm Aquarius.
I'm an air sign that's a waterbearer.

SPEAKER_03 (06:28):
How would I know?

SPEAKER_04 (06:30):
Well, I don't like I just know the aquarians are the
water bearers.
What are the Pisces?
They're fishies.

SPEAKER_03 (06:35):
They're yes.
Water.

SPEAKER_04 (06:38):
It's like Aquarius is to water bearer as Pisces is
to what?

SPEAKER_03 (06:43):
I need my other hand.
Okay.
Pisces is to the fish.
Aquarius is symbolized by thewater bearer.

(07:04):
Well, Pisces is symbolized bytwo intertwined fish.

SPEAKER_04 (07:08):
69.

SPEAKER_03 (07:10):
Um what?
Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (07:13):
Alright, I went down around the water.

SPEAKER_03 (07:15):
Is that what your the picture is?

SPEAKER_04 (07:17):
Well, you know Aquarius is those two the two
waves.

SPEAKER_03 (07:19):
Yeah, I just thought water in general.

SPEAKER_04 (07:22):
Right, but it's water bearer.

SPEAKER_03 (07:24):
Okay.
I guess we're just fish.

SPEAKER_04 (07:26):
Okay, well.
I'm an air sign that belongs inthe water.
Make it make sense.

SPEAKER_03 (07:30):
Yeah.
Well, are you going off of yourlike moon or whatever?

SPEAKER_04 (07:34):
No, that's my son's my son.

SPEAKER_03 (07:38):
I think my moon is in Leo.
I have to go back to my likenote from Gaul every time.

SPEAKER_04 (07:43):
I have influenced another person who has an
appointment with him.

SPEAKER_03 (07:46):
Oh my gosh.
Can you tell me who?

SPEAKER_04 (07:48):
One of Chad's friends that's become my friend.

SPEAKER_03 (07:50):
Are you gonna go back ever?

SPEAKER_04 (07:51):
Yeah, I want to go back.
I actually want to go back withboyfriend and do like a couple's
reading.
It'd be good.
How do I start?
I also would love to do a pastlife regression session.
Maybe it'll give me some peace.

SPEAKER_03 (08:01):
I'm kind of scared of that.

SPEAKER_04 (08:03):
No, maybe it'll empower you.
What if it's like, oh my god,Queen Cleopatra?

SPEAKER_03 (08:08):
That would be fun.
I don't know.
I I have to know this now thatI've said it.

SPEAKER_04 (08:14):
Search your notes.
Stanley, do you have anything tosay?

SPEAKER_03 (08:18):
Oh, I'm spelling it wrong.

unknown (08:22):
Okay.

SPEAKER_03 (08:23):
Sun and Pisces, Moon and Leo, Taurus rising.
Oh, Taurus.
What does moon and Leo mean?
We've done this so many times,but I never know.
So just like pretend like it'sthe first time you've heard it.
Moon and Leo signifiespersonality that is warm,
creative, and expressive with adeep need for admiration and
recognition.
I do like, I do like to be Ithink our words of affirmation

(08:46):
girly.
Yes, I like to be, yeah,affirmed.
I like to be affirmed.

SPEAKER_04 (08:50):
Yeah.
Affirmative.

SPEAKER_03 (08:51):
Affirmative.
Okay, well, we can move on fromthat.
But it all is to say is maybethe headache was related to the
beginning of the as a womanlosing blood, you must drink a
lot of water.
Yeah, and I don't think I hadmuch that day.

SPEAKER_04 (09:07):
It's been a busy two weeks for you.

SPEAKER_03 (09:09):
You guys, we are almost to the end of the um
marathon, that is.
Caleb's been calling it bootyarmy boot camp or a fitness
marshal boot camp or something.
We are nearing the end.
Today we shot our last twopre-recorded videos like on the
mountain.
So that makes 12.
Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 (09:29):
How many of those do you do a month?
Because I thought you'd be goodfor a year with that.
I thought you did one a month.

SPEAKER_03 (09:34):
I think he I think we try to do two a month.

SPEAKER_04 (09:36):
So that's why you're good for six months.

SPEAKER_03 (09:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (09:38):
Well, that's longer than February, Allison.

SPEAKER_03 (09:40):
When is the because halfway to February is I think
he wants to release one a weekin January when we do our
January challenge.

SPEAKER_04 (09:47):
That makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 (09:48):
So like I think normally it would just be like
two a month.
Like every other challenge,yeah.
The January challenge will be infull force, and I think he wants
to do one every week.
So that makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 (09:58):
That makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 (09:58):
We have a um two more live streams next week, and
then we're done with the bootcamp.
And let me tell you, I am tired.
I think it's emotionally like myI think it's like my body hurts,
like my neck is has been whippedone too many times.
Yeah.

(10:19):
And like just like my I don'tknow.
I just my body is just over it.
And I'm like turning onpersonality.

SPEAKER_04 (10:30):
Yeah, it's a whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 (10:32):
Is making me tired.

SPEAKER_04 (10:33):
And it's a lot to do that.

SPEAKER_03 (10:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (10:35):
I get it.

SPEAKER_03 (10:36):
And you are too.

SPEAKER_04 (10:38):
One more time.

SPEAKER_03 (10:39):
How's your personality?

SPEAKER_04 (10:40):
How's your how my how my how my personality is?
Um it's fine.
No, I'm very tired.
We've um it's been a I can't Ican't give away on guys.
I'm sorry, but like this lastepisode we're shooting, there's
just so many components to it.
And on top of being in front ofthe camera, I am also
coordinating everything behindthe camera, and there's just so

(11:01):
many people involved in thislast episode that I feel like.

SPEAKER_03 (11:09):
Tell me, is there a world in which you become like
just like you're just working onyour and not everyone else's
stuff?

SPEAKER_04 (11:19):
Yeah, so that will be determined after we see the
numbers of how these first likethe first three episodes do.
Okay, and then likehypothetically in the new year,
I can vouch for a new positionthat would allow me to just
hopefully be a video produceronly.
Okay, which then would let mejust work on my show full time

(11:40):
and maybe assist here and thereon other stuff.

SPEAKER_03 (11:43):
Um I'd like that for you.

SPEAKER_04 (11:45):
I would love that for me.
Three jobs is a lot, you guys.

SPEAKER_03 (11:48):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (11:48):
But it has been very fun, and the episode I can talk
about it now because it's outwhen people are listening to
this.
So this first episode, which atthis current moment, everyone is
all of my bosses and co-workersthat are in charge of the video
releases are all still figuringout what to title this because

(12:10):
titles of YouTube videos arevery good.

SPEAKER_03 (12:11):
Oh, maybe I can give you some options.
Okay, probably not, but I'lltry.

SPEAKER_04 (12:14):
YouTube takes it, you know.
I mean, BuzzFeed takes it veryseriously.

SPEAKER_03 (12:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (12:18):
So it's thumbnail and titles that are happening
right now, and um, this episodewas so this first episode in the
like internally is called Gayand Trying to Build a Cabinet.
And this was our test pilot thatwe shot back in May that was
really just meant to see if thisidea we had and if the the

(12:41):
chemistry between Dylan and Ioff-camera could translate on
camera, and also could we make agood try show that's not like
every other try-show?
Yeah, but still has that throughline of like, will they, won't
they?
But we don't.
Um So right now the workingtitle is Can Two Gay Besties
Survive?

(13:02):
Can two gay besties keep theirkeep the friendship while
tackling a DIY project?
That seems long.

SPEAKER_03 (13:12):
That's a very long title.

SPEAKER_04 (13:13):
Well, here's the thing
apparently super in right now.
And who am I to say?
We have a whole team there.

SPEAKER_03 (13:19):
On YouTube?

SPEAKER_04 (13:20):
On YouTube.
We have a whole team therethat's job is to know these
things.
And they're like, I performsbetter than we.
And I was like, well, we're awe, so we're gonna say we.
Yeah, how are we gonna um Oh Isent them to Oh, they were a
text to Dylan.
Here they are.
So it's down to can two gaybesties stay friends after
building the cheapest DIYfurniture?

(13:43):
Can two gay besties'relationships survive a DIY
build?
Can two gay besties build thecheapest furniture?
We try building the cheapestfurniture, but we're gay.

SPEAKER_03 (13:54):
I like that one.

SPEAKER_04 (13:55):
That one's funny.
It's clickbaity.
Um, and then I came up with whatI wanted to call it was homo
improvement.
It's so good.

SPEAKER_02 (14:04):
That's so good.

SPEAKER_04 (14:05):
But it's just that title just wouldn't perform
well.
It has to be like we need gay init because that's what's gonna
make people click.
Um but we are they're gonna putit on the thumbnail.

SPEAKER_03 (14:13):
I like it.

SPEAKER_04 (14:13):
Because I also came up with HGay TV.

SPEAKER_03 (14:16):
Oh my gosh, it writes itself.

SPEAKER_04 (14:18):
I know.
And if we were a DIY gay show,funny.
But we are this is one episode.

SPEAKER_03 (14:23):
You're trying, yeah.
It's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (14:25):
And I will tell you guys this was never supposed to
be released.

SPEAKER_03 (14:28):
What about just like can two gays build a shelf?

SPEAKER_04 (14:32):
Or like, can two So really like I think it's gonna
land on something versus gaysversus because verses do so well
for BuzzFeed and it it invokescontroversy even though there is
none just to like get people towatch.
So we'll see.
I have no by the time you guysare listening and watching this,
it's been out.
So you can go see what it wasnamed.

SPEAKER_03 (14:51):
I'm interested.

SPEAKER_04 (14:52):
I am too.
I am too.

SPEAKER_03 (14:54):
I can't wait to watch.

SPEAKER_04 (14:55):
Thank you.
And then uh my episode of FeudFeed, which is BuzzFeed's game
show, came out as well.
And I watched that, and I'm notgonna give it away, but tune in
to see if the millennials beatthe Gen Z.

SPEAKER_03 (15:07):
Do you feel like you did well?

SPEAKER_04 (15:09):
Yeah, and the cuts they used of me were good
because I did say some prettyembarrassing things in there.

SPEAKER_03 (15:13):
Like while I was in a call and I had to collect the
toenails?

SPEAKER_04 (15:16):
Didn't get into toenails, but cult, yes.
Um no, but it's funny, like theythey asked all of our like for
the millennials what our firstlike memorable uh internet
handle was email address, I'maim or msn, whatever.
Jenga, Zanga.

SPEAKER_03 (15:33):
Oh, I didn't have that, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (15:34):
Or uh my L O T R Freak 2002.

SPEAKER_03 (15:42):
That checks.

SPEAKER_04 (15:43):
Right?

SPEAKER_03 (15:43):
Mine was Girl Be Dancing for Life.

SPEAKER_04 (15:45):
And don't she be though.

SPEAKER_03 (15:47):
And then also Dancing Girl NYC 18.

SPEAKER_04 (15:50):
Oh, that's amazing.
I also had BBLL C J5 Crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (15:54):
I'm sorry, BB breaking Bobby.
Wait.

SPEAKER_04 (15:59):
Um, so jump five was you know, my world.
BBLLC is Brittany Brandon LibbyLeslie Chris.

SPEAKER_03 (16:07):
Libby Leslie Chris.

SPEAKER_04 (16:08):
Yeah.
Britney Brandon Libby LeslieChris.
BBLLC J5 Crazy.

SPEAKER_02 (16:14):
It rolls off the top.

SPEAKER_04 (16:16):
Totally straight.
The straightest 12-year-oldyou've ever known.

SPEAKER_03 (16:20):
Nothing like Jesus Freak.
What would Jesus do?com?

SPEAKER_04 (16:23):
I'm sure I had something, one of them was
Jesus, but my most like proudone was I love to say.
You can email me atLotrfreak2002 at Yahoo.com.

SPEAKER_03 (16:32):
2002.

SPEAKER_04 (16:33):
Yeah.
What I wouldn't give to get intothose emails.

SPEAKER_03 (16:35):
Yeah, I really, really, really wish I could get
into MySpace.
I've tried.

SPEAKER_04 (16:41):
But anyway, it's out.
Check it out.
Pop pop culture uh re quiz show.
Do millennials be gen Z.
And it's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_03 (16:49):
I'm excited for that too.
I'll post I would I want to goto trivia.

SPEAKER_04 (16:53):
I was gonna post that too I do too.
Now that I know I'm kind of goodat it.
I mean, oops, am I?
I'm excited to um I want to.

SPEAKER_03 (16:59):
I would have assumed you were good at it no matter
what.

SPEAKER_04 (17:02):
Well, I'm curious if you'll know any of some of them.
Like they're wild because it'sall internet trivia.

SPEAKER_03 (17:07):
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Speaking of like nothing.
Speaking of nothing.
Speaking of like a nostalgia.
Yeah, Josh.
Um, on his TV, like there's justlike randomly, like the there's
a supermarket sweep channel.

unknown (17:25):
Okay.

SPEAKER_03 (17:26):
And like he was gone.
He I got to his place, but hewasn't there yet.
He was like running an errand.

SPEAKER_04 (17:32):
And did you hide in the closet to scare him?
I didn't.
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 (17:35):
But I turned on the TV and there was like a
supermarket sweep like video orlike to click on, and I was
like, amazing.
Perfect.
Love to watch this.

SPEAKER_05 (17:44):
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (17:45):
And I'm watching it as he walks in and he's like,
Did I tell you about supermarketsweep?
And I was like, No, I know aboutsupermarket sweep on my own.
Yeah.
And he's like, no, he's like, Idiscovered this supermarket
sweep channel, and I've beenwatching it for nine days
straight.

SPEAKER_04 (18:01):
Is there that much content to watch this?

SPEAKER_03 (18:03):
They're just running it.
They are running it.

SPEAKER_04 (18:06):
That is so funny.

SPEAKER_03 (18:07):
Yeah, and so we watched like a couple episodes,
and it is fun to watch.
They rebooted it, remember?
Yes, I did.
It wasn't as good.
I mean, it was fine, but likethere's just something about the
like nineties.
Hello.
There's nineties the ninetiesoutfits, the jeans, the hair.
Oh, yeah.
They're all like there, there'sno filler, there's no Botox,

(18:30):
they're like barely have anymakeup on.
Yeah.
There's just something aboutthat.
And then like, I don't know,it's just comforting.
I guess I really enjoyedwatching it.

SPEAKER_04 (18:39):
That's so funny.
And what a cute little couplesthing to do.

SPEAKER_03 (18:43):
Supermarket suite.

SPEAKER_04 (18:44):
Do you pause it?
I'm gonna run to the kitchen.

SPEAKER_03 (18:46):
I hope you don't think I'd say that.
It's not like I need to seeevery second of it, you know.
But um, so yeah, I don't know.
That made me think of that.
I will say, okay, this is like Idon't know.
I guess like a lot of peoplemight not know who this person
is, but I thought that we neededto talk about it.
Internet personality, TertiaPaytas.

SPEAKER_04 (19:08):
What about her?
What's new?

SPEAKER_03 (19:10):
She um got Aquaman.
Aquaman is her son.
She got cast to play a characterin Beetlejuice on Broadway for a
limited run.
And really, what I I don't Idon't really have thoughts on
that.
Like they I feel like they dopeople like this just to get

(19:31):
people there often.
And like it's it's like not anew thing.
So it's like fine.
But what I need to talk about isher manifestation ability.
Ability.

SPEAKER_04 (19:42):
I mean this girl.

SPEAKER_03 (19:42):
And how do we get how do we get it?

SPEAKER_04 (19:47):
Truly, she's just like, this is what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_03 (19:49):
Yeah, like she'll just on her podcast, she'll just
be like, I just want, I justfeel like I'm gonna get an
Arby's brand deal.
And then a year later, she'slike, I have an Arby's brand
deal.
And I guess that's like small onthe scale because she is an
influencer and sure, but shedoesn't make it happen.
Yeah, but like she just she bethings become her personality

(20:12):
and then and then they becomethe real life thing.
Because she showed she when itannounced was announced, like
she like posted on her socialsand posted all of these times
she talked about wanting to bein Beetlejuice on Broadway, and
she's like, my house wasdecorated like this, and like
she has screenshots of hermeeting the cast members.

(20:35):
I want like just like slideafter slide was just like all
these things, and I'm like it'sher own little vision board, it
is, and like she does just likemake things her personality, I
guess, and that's part of it.
Yeah, but I just like there'ssomething in like her brain that
just her manifestations come tolife, and I just feel like we
need to figure that out.

SPEAKER_04 (20:56):
I agree.
So, yeah, I'm working on whatshould we manifest?
Well, I'm working on manifestinga show, it's kind of happening.
Yeah, will it be successful?
I don't know.
Tune in.

SPEAKER_02 (21:07):
Oh god, don't be so aggressive.

SPEAKER_03 (21:10):
Yeah, I don't know.
And it's also like sometimeswhen I think about manifesting,
like this is also how I felt asa kid.
I never wrote in a diary becauseI was like, what do I have to
say?

SPEAKER_04 (21:22):
Like also weren't you scared someone and read it?

SPEAKER_03 (21:24):
No, I just thought I didn't have anything interesting
to say.
Every time I tried, like I wouldget a diary for you know a
birthday or something.
Like and I would sit down andI'd be like, Dear diary.
I'd be like, ew, that's socringy to write dear diary for
one.
And I didn't know how to startit.
But then I'd just be like, Iwent to school today, and then I

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went, came home, and then I wentto soccer practice, and then I
did my homework and I went tobed.
Like I didn't, I was like, whatelse do I your hopes, your
dreams?
Yeah, I just never like knew howto write that down.
Like I was just like, who careswhat like is going like what's
happening?
I don't know.
I never thought of it a journal.

SPEAKER_04 (22:06):
Yeah, but it's their fill mine are filled with
sadness.
And I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 (22:11):
Yeah, maybe I was running from that too.
I was like, I didn't want it tobe memorialized.

SPEAKER_04 (22:15):
Oh, mine was just like I wanted I wanted tangible
proof that I knew I was dying sothat when I died, people could
be like, wow, he tried to tellus.

SPEAKER_02 (22:22):
That's so drama.

SPEAKER_03 (22:23):
He's geron.

SPEAKER_04 (22:24):
And do you ended every entry with Gotta Jet?

SPEAKER_03 (22:29):
It's very you.

SPEAKER_04 (22:30):
Isn't it?
It's very you.
Gotta jet figure.

SPEAKER_03 (22:34):
Into the sunset.

SPEAKER_04 (22:35):
Um I I've I got rid of most of my journals, but I
kept a couple and then likelaminated some pages that are
gold.
Um, one of them when I was 13years old, we were camping West
Nile height of West Nile terror,and it's a tear-stained page.
I remember writing this on theWest Nile.
No, I thought I had it.

(22:57):
There was a lump in my throat,and I knew that that was West.
It was it was the effect of WestNile.
And I quote, I said, quote,well, got bit by a mosquito
three days ago.
24 hours ago, started getting alump in my throat.
Pretty sure it's West Nile.
No one believes me.
I'm gonna get on my bike and go.
Did I?

SPEAKER_01 (23:16):
Where?

SPEAKER_04 (23:16):
Yeah, where Alex to find someone to believe me.

SPEAKER_03 (23:21):
I feel like it's like uh when you have like the
captain's log of like a ship,and they're like they know
they're not coming back.
And it's just like if anyone'sreading this, just know that I
tried like just like a Victorianchild.

SPEAKER_01 (23:40):
You are a Victorian child.

SPEAKER_04 (23:41):
Most depressing entries.
One time, one last thing.
We went to my grandparents inFlorida, and this was at the
height of my hypochondria.
And we the entry reads somethinglike, When we cross the border
into Georgia.

SPEAKER_02 (23:54):
On the Oregon Trail.

SPEAKER_04 (23:56):
When we crossed the border into Georgia and we got
we got to a rest stop, I was hitwith a wall of humidity that my
body could not handle.
No one believes me that mythroat is closing up.
My mom has given me somemedication, but I can still feel
my throat closing up.
I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_03 (24:15):
Die.
There's nothing else but to do.
It's weird that we I feel likewe have reverse hypochondria.
Like when I was a kid, I wasn'treally thinking about these
things.

SPEAKER_04 (24:24):
Oh, I thought about it all.

SPEAKER_03 (24:26):
But now as an adult, I am severely hypochondrical.

SPEAKER_04 (24:30):
I just got it out of my system.

SPEAKER_03 (24:31):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (24:32):
I believe a lot of it is because I was
homeschooled, it was just I wasalone so much.

SPEAKER_05 (24:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (24:36):
So I would just sit there and be like, oh, and also
I am the most observant person Iknow.
So every little thing that isaskew or different or changed,
my God.
Immediately.

SPEAKER_03 (24:50):
Now you're just like I think that you accepted death
back then.
And you and now you're just likelisten, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 (24:56):
I've been I went through a lot, and then we were
9-11 kids too.
So it just added to it.
I mean, do you remember on 9-11?
Wow, this is our 9-11 corner.

SPEAKER_03 (25:05):
After like 9-11.

SPEAKER_04 (25:08):
It was like the 12th, the next day.
And they started giving certaincolors of like they were giving
color terror level of threats acolor across the nation.
And Indiana had a red level forthe Indiana popcorn.
No, the Indiana Popcorn Factory.

SPEAKER_03 (25:27):
Heaven forbid.

SPEAKER_04 (25:28):
And I was like, I didn't have any context.

SPEAKER_03 (25:30):
That's honestly closer to my hometown than you
are.

SPEAKER_04 (25:33):
But at the time I was just like, doesn't matter,
close enough.

SPEAKER_03 (25:35):
If it's nuclear, I always thought, like, yeah,
they're gonna drop a nuclearbomb on Chicago because it's
another major city, and thenit's it's going to be no.

SPEAKER_04 (25:43):
I thought it was gonna be the Indiana Popcorn
Factory.

SPEAKER_03 (25:45):
Oh.

SPEAKER_04 (25:46):
And I was gonna be affected by that.
So random.
So random.
Post 9-11 was the anthraxthreat.
So then I couldn't get the mail.
I was terrified of peoplegetting the mail.
I I would cry and beg my mom notto get the mail.

SPEAKER_03 (25:56):
Honestly, I was worried about.
Sorry, there is a hair as therealways is somewhere right here,
and it's really bothering me.

SPEAKER_04 (26:03):
No, the anthrax thing like was I feel like the
so sorry, I thought everythingwas killing me.

SPEAKER_03 (26:09):
Wait, have we ever talked about the girl that I got
the tiny bookshop from Brooke?

SPEAKER_04 (26:17):
The tiny bookshop?

SPEAKER_03 (26:19):
The game I was playing.
I like started playing itbecause I saw her talk about it.
Have we talked about her and howshe was convinced herself that
she caused 9-11?
She is a famous story of hers,Brooke Averick.
If you watch her, like um, she'sBrooke YouTuber or something?
She's a podcaster.
Brooke and Connor have apodcast, is the podcast with
Connor Woods.

SPEAKER_04 (26:41):
Yes.

SPEAKER_03 (26:41):
So her one of her, she is like severe OCD, and like
as a kid, it was like, I thinkshe's grown now from it.
She might still be, but she'svery open about talking about
it.
But as a kid, it was so severethat she had like done something
the night before, like againsther parents, or like I don't

(27:01):
remember that part of it, butthen the next day 9-11 happened
and she was fully convinced thatshe caused her disobedience,
9-11.
Yeah, like whatever happened.
Yeah, and then like it like it,I don't think it went away.
Like people could be like, Youdid like we promise you didn't
do it, and she fully was like,No, I did.

(27:22):
So go watch her.
Like, look, I think if youGoogle that, like you can find
it, but it's like just I feellike that's very you too.
I feel like that's somethingthat definitely would happen to
you, and really funny, yeah.
But yeah, circling back tomanifestation, like we need to
get on that.

SPEAKER_05 (27:42):
I agree.

SPEAKER_03 (27:42):
And I need to find a way to manifest that like
doesn't and it's also like howwhat I was gonna say earlier is
that sometimes when I thinkabout manifesting, I'm like, is
it also is the negative, is theopposite gonna happen if I Yes,
if you think about it like that,it will.
If I ask for all these likethings, or if I like say I want

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these things and it's likeyou're just being greedy.

SPEAKER_04 (28:07):
Like also it's not I don't not an expert in
manifestation, but what I havebeen learning and know is like
you don't really ask for things,you kind of just start thinking
in the mindset that you alreadyare or have those things.

SPEAKER_03 (28:19):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (28:19):
It's more like um envisioning what your life would
look like.
So say you're like, I wouldreally like to.
This is an example.
I have$20,000 left in studentloan debt.
I would like that to be gone.
So now I'm envisioning a lifewhere that has been paid off,
and then it then it works itselfout because that's just becomes
your reality.
You have let your you'veconvinced your brain and your
body that it's been paid off, sothen it just does because that

(28:42):
is how quantum physics works.

SPEAKER_03 (28:45):
That's quantum physics.

SPEAKER_04 (28:46):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (28:47):
Hmm.
The only thing I think about,whoa, my computer's freaking out
right now.
You know, what I think aboutquantum physics is in Men in
Black when she has the quantumphysics book in her hand.

SPEAKER_04 (29:01):
It is spirituality teaches that science is just
spirituality that has they'vebeen able to explain.
So like things that likemanifestation and stuff, like
they spiritual leaders believeone day we will have an
understanding and be able toharness it, and then it will
just be a part of sciencebecause it's a part of quantum
physics.

(29:22):
But we just don't understand wecan't like we can't show like a
science, and that is all scienceis science is just woo-woo
explained.

SPEAKER_03 (29:28):
Yeah.
Put that on a t-shirt.
I like that.

SPEAKER_04 (29:32):
Science is just woo-woo explained.

SPEAKER_03 (29:34):
I remember that I do have an update on my um biopsy.
It is benign.
And it's a growth.
That's it.
I don't she said some very longIt's a molecular.

SPEAKER_04 (29:54):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (29:56):
No, that would sound cancerous.

SPEAKER_04 (29:59):
Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 (30:00):
But it's not cancerous.
And um I'm gonna go back for herto like do something.
To remove the rest.
Yeah.
Okay.
But it is not cancerous.

SPEAKER_04 (30:10):
That is great peace of mind.

SPEAKER_03 (30:11):
Yeah.
I got that call today and it w Isaw the phone ring and I was
like, I'm not prepared.
Like I had just gotten up andlike hadn't even made coffee
yet, and I was like, I'm notprepared.

SPEAKER_04 (30:22):
If it's bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (30:23):
Like I was like, what do I do?
I'm like alone and I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (30:27):
But your natural hair color is coming in, and
it's much lighter brown than Ithought it was.
You have pretty light brownhair.

SPEAKER_03 (30:33):
I do, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 (30:34):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (30:35):
Do you mean like pretty or like it's pretty
light?

SPEAKER_04 (30:37):
No, it's like pretty, like okay.

SPEAKER_03 (30:40):
Like I didn't want to be like, I know thanks.
But it's pretty light.
But it is like also prettylight.

SPEAKER_04 (30:45):
No, it's a good color.
I like that brown.

SPEAKER_03 (30:46):
Thank you.
I don't know about it.

SPEAKER_04 (30:49):
Are you gonna are you going out your roots on
purpose?
Like, are you gonna go blonde,do you think?

SPEAKER_03 (30:54):
No.
I have no, I just don't want topay for like big expensive hair.

SPEAKER_04 (31:01):
I'm about to do the big chop.

SPEAKER_03 (31:02):
Oh yeah, you said that.
Um I've been just doing the hairgloss, the cousin ass hair
gloss.
It's nice.
So it's probably just coming outnow.

SPEAKER_04 (31:12):
Well, it's nice.

SPEAKER_03 (31:14):
Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 (31:14):
Um, how did dodgeball go yesterday?

SPEAKER_03 (31:17):
Oh my goodness.
I crushed it.

SPEAKER_04 (31:21):
Oh, did you?
Okay.

SPEAKER_03 (31:22):
Yeah, I did.
I because I didn't play lastweek, and honestly, the week
couple weeks before, I didn't domuch.
We have like just so many likegood like people, like dudes
that like can I say like onemore time?

SPEAKER_04 (31:36):
Do it?

SPEAKER_03 (31:37):
No, we just have a lot of good arms that I feel
like I'm unneeded sometimes.
But this week we had we weremissing a bunch of people, and
so honestly, that was betterbecause it was an open a more
open court, and I could breathe.

SPEAKER_04 (31:59):
Did you have enough players?

SPEAKER_03 (32:01):
We did, but it was just less crowded, and we played
Swallows, which is our mainthat's who we beat in the
championship last year.
You know, they're rivals.
And we crushed it.
I mean, we killed, we killed, webeat them like two first two

(32:22):
games.
I think they won one or two, andthen we switched sides, and they
were kind of the games went longbecause we are pretty evenly
matched, so we didn't play thatmany games.

SPEAKER_04 (32:33):
That's kind of fun though.

SPEAKER_03 (32:34):
But at the end, there was eight minutes left,
and it gets down to a fewminutes, and it just is me.
It's like me, it's like four ofus.
Okay.
Me, Sid, someone, and Sass.
Okay, and they have like two,three, three-ish people.
I had to take over the rightcorner because everyone was out.

SPEAKER_05 (32:56):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (32:57):
And I'm not really a corner person, but like I guess
I if no one else is there, likeI just gotta do it.
Yeah, and I sniped this guy, andI felt so cool.
It was one of those, like assoon as he threw it, I threw it
and I hit him on the foot, andhe was so mad.
I was like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (33:14):
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (33:15):
And I guess it's like I was explaining saying
that to Josh, and he was like,So you just got someone out.
I was like, I feel like it'sdifferent when you're like on
sniping.
Yeah, yeah.
So he was like, he was like, Youcan get people out.
Like I've seen you get peopleout, like I'm happy for you.
But like he I made it soundbecause I texted him, I was
like, gotta tell you about mysick like thing I did.

(33:35):
Yeah, and he was like, It couldgood job.
Like, he didn't like do anythingdifferent, yeah.
Um, but yeah, I don't know.
For some reason, because I wasbeing the corner and like I got
him, like it felt just likedifferent and it was so good.
And then uh it got down to justme and Sass and that one older
man on the team that wears thehat.

SPEAKER_04 (33:55):
Yes, yes.
Don't I know?

SPEAKER_03 (33:57):
Don't you know?
And we were just trying to stayalive.
We were just like, Don't getout, don't get out because we
were up 3-2.

SPEAKER_04 (34:04):
Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 (34:05):
And the luckily, like we did, we stayed alive.
The clock ran.
I think actually, like as thebuzzer went off, like he got
sass.

SPEAKER_04 (34:13):
Wow.

SPEAKER_03 (34:13):
So it was congrats, that's a fun one.

SPEAKER_04 (34:15):
When it's like that, that's fun.

SPEAKER_03 (34:16):
It was fun.
I had oh, but I also I don'tknow if you guys if I've talked
about how one of the courts atthis place that we play, there's
two courts, one of them on oneof the sides of the court,
there's a big fan and they alsoplay the music right there.
So if you're standing with yourback to the those things, you

(34:38):
cannot hear anything.
I can't hear my team talking tome.
I can't hear the refs.
And like something, one of therules of dodgeball in the league
we're in, probably in all ofthem, is that when you have ball
control, if you have more ballsthan the other team has, you
have like a certain amount oftime to throw them, and then

(34:59):
they start counting down thattime at 10 seconds.
And you, if you don't throw itby the time they get to zero,
you have to give all the ballsto the other team.
Yeah.
Because this court is so loudwith the fan and the music full
blast, we can't hear them.

(35:20):
And so we got a violation.
And I, one of the times I hadgotten out, I was on the side um
with one of the refs, and I Ijust like stood there and I was
like, Hey, I just want to letyou know, like, we cannot hear
you.
And he was like, I'll try to belouder.
And I was like, It's really notyou, like, I'm not saying you're

(35:41):
not loud enough.
I'm just saying the fan and themusic are so loud that we can't
hear you over that.

SPEAKER_05 (35:47):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (35:47):
And they were like, Okay, I'm sorry, like, thanks
for letting me know.
And then we got that violationand I screamed.
Also, the person who owns theleague is standing right behind
the fan and the music.
I also yelled before we got out.
I turned around, I was like, Ican't hear.

(36:08):
And I looked at him, and thenonce we got the violation and we
had to give all the balls up, Iscreamed.
I was like, we cannot hear overthis music and the fan.
Like, it is actually crazy.
Yeah that just all of it, likefor no reason, one team just has
a huge handicap that like theycan't hear themselves or the

(36:31):
people, and it's like sounnecessary.
Just move.
I called Josh obviously and comecomplained to him about it, and
I was like, just move, whatever.
The fan, leave it.
It's a huge fan, yeah.
But like it's like kind ofcrazy.

SPEAKER_04 (36:45):
Industrial for sure.

SPEAKER_03 (36:46):
But move the boombox to the other side of the gym.
Yeah, we will still be able tohear it.
Yeah.
I was thinking in the otherleague at the big gym.
I'm never thinking about themusic.
There's always music playing,but it's it's just at a level
that's like, if if I happen tocatch a song I like, I'm like,
ooh, yeah.

(37:07):
Song, but it's not hindering myplaying.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, why can't wemove the boom box to the other
side of the gym?

SPEAKER_05 (37:15):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (37:15):
There's like a barrier kind of, and so it would
be enough of a like sound wallthat it would we would still be
able to hear it, but it wouldn'tbe blasting in my ears.
I'm so sorry.
I don't understand.
That is wild.
So I asked Jack, our um captain,if he could just drop a line and

(37:36):
be like, hey, could we try out anew spot for the music?

SPEAKER_04 (37:40):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (37:41):
And I sound like a Karen, but I don't care.

SPEAKER_04 (37:44):
No, it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 (37:44):
I think that it's I think it's a reasonable ask.
And I can't believe I'm theliteral only person that is
worried about this.

SPEAKER_04 (37:54):
It's a lot.

SPEAKER_03 (37:55):
I don't know.
It's so silly.
But yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (37:58):
But frustrating.

SPEAKER_03 (37:59):
Yeah.
Did you have something you wantto talk about?
You asked me about it.
Okay, yeah, tell me.

SPEAKER_04 (38:06):
Guess who's back?
Guess who's making a comeback?

SPEAKER_03 (38:09):
That we haven't already talked about?

SPEAKER_04 (38:11):
Oh, that we talk about, and you're not gonna
believe.
Oh, we've talked about thisperson, but you don't know about
their comeback.

SPEAKER_03 (38:17):
It's not Hillary.

SPEAKER_04 (38:18):
No, no.
No, it's one that's likeinfuriating.

SPEAKER_03 (38:23):
Oh, it's bad.
Is it Katy Perry?

SPEAKER_04 (38:28):
No, it's Mr.
Firefest himself, BillyMcFarland.

SPEAKER_03 (38:32):
Again.

SPEAKER_04 (38:33):
I went down a rabbit hole today, so he has released a
new company called Phoenixbecause Phoenix is in the ashes.

SPEAKER_03 (38:41):
That's giving Ned Filmer, and I want to talk about
him again.

SPEAKER_04 (38:43):
But he the Instagram account is wild.
He was like, uh he gives thiswhole carousel of him explaining
his life journey, how he wouldhe fought to pay people back.
Literally, I didn't know.
Did you know that heparticipated in an actual boxing
match to win money to pay peopleback and he won?

SPEAKER_03 (39:03):
No, but I guess we're I know.

SPEAKER_04 (39:05):
So now there's Phoenix, and he has, yep, you've
guessed it, rented an island.
And the first video on hisInstagram, he's going, You're
not gonna believe it.
We've rented this whole island,we have the permits and the
contracts and you're right.

SPEAKER_03 (39:18):
I don't believe it.

SPEAKER_04 (39:18):
You're right.

SPEAKER_03 (39:19):
You know what?
I don't believe it.

SPEAKER_04 (39:22):
And and if you look up the slogan for Phoenix, just
try to tell me what you think itis.

SPEAKER_03 (39:26):
Is it is it We Are Phoenix?
Is that the handle?
I think so, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (39:30):
No, that's not it.
Rainbow flag.
No, that's not it.
Um look up Billy McFarland.
And then it's it's in his likebio on Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 (39:39):
Oh, he has his own page.
He I I can't believe it.
He's gotta quit.

SPEAKER_04 (39:46):
I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_03 (39:49):
Join Phoenix.

SPEAKER_04 (39:54):
This yes.
Um find us is did you click onthe Phoenix what you're on the
Phoenix's Instagram account?
Yeah.
It's like Phoenix reaching everycorner of the internet or
something.
What does it say?

SPEAKER_03 (40:11):
From the ashes of fire rises, Phoenix.
Oh, Phoenix seeks to power everyview on the internet.
What does that mean?

SPEAKER_04 (40:23):
Phoenix seeks to power every view on the
internet.

SPEAKER_03 (40:26):
I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_04 (40:28):
This man will be.

SPEAKER_03 (40:29):
He's 379 followers total.

SPEAKER_04 (40:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (40:32):
That's it.
And I won't be 380, I'll tellyou that.

SPEAKER_04 (40:36):
He won't stop.

SPEAKER_03 (40:37):
He won't stop.
And like at this point, just geta desk job.

SPEAKER_04 (40:43):
My plans to go to TikTok later too, because he's
on I saw the video on TikTok,but then got off it before I
could go to the comments becauseyou know he's being roasted.

SPEAKER_03 (40:50):
Oh yeah.
Well, I looked at the this isthe first post.
It says, Love this guy.
At no point does he explain whatPhoenix is.

SPEAKER_04 (40:57):
Yeah, not one single point does he explain.

SPEAKER_03 (41:00):
Love the Microsoft paint illustrations and no
mention of what Phoenix is.

SPEAKER_04 (41:04):
Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (41:07):
Um, Delulu at its finest.

SPEAKER_04 (41:10):
Bless this man.

SPEAKER_03 (41:12):
Cool.
Read the site.
So you get paid in Phoenixcrypto coin by giving you money.
Great idea.
So it's just a crypto scam.

SPEAKER_04 (41:22):
I clicked on the website and there's a section of
it that asks, Did you buytickets to Firefest or Firefest
2?

SPEAKER_03 (41:29):
Why?

SPEAKER_04 (41:29):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 (41:32):
Can't wait for season two.

SPEAKER_04 (41:35):
Me either.

SPEAKER_03 (41:35):
This is season three.

SPEAKER_04 (41:36):
Yeah, this it would be season three.
But also, we looked it up,right?
He sold Firefest for like aquarter of a million.
It was nothing.

SPEAKER_05 (41:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (41:43):
But if you watch, like go through this slide as
some like after this and watch.
And then he literally says,like, I sold Firefest.
Like it was worth anything.

SPEAKER_03 (41:52):
It wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 (41:53):
Because you screwed it.
And you owed so much money topeople that that money went
directly to those people.

SPEAKER_03 (41:59):
I'm like, I am exhausted by it.

SPEAKER_04 (42:01):
I can't believe this man has so much stamina.

SPEAKER_03 (42:03):
But I love the update, so I can't wait.
Because it was actually a funride.
It was to be on Firefest too,like to see what happened.
And I'm excited for Phoenix.

SPEAKER_04 (42:13):
I am I'm also excited for Phoenix.
I like the story.
We're going from fire to risingfrom fire.

SPEAKER_03 (42:19):
Yeah.
What's next?
What's after that?

SPEAKER_04 (42:21):
Well, Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_03 (42:23):
Exactly.
Well, speaking of fire andpanties.

SPEAKER_04 (42:31):
Right.

SPEAKER_03 (42:31):
Do you know about Kim Kardashian's panties?

SPEAKER_04 (42:34):
I've been hearing something about a bush.

SPEAKER_03 (42:36):
Yeah, she released um skims released Bush panties,
and like I just don't get it.

SPEAKER_04 (42:43):
What do you mean Bush panties?

SPEAKER_03 (42:44):
I'm gonna show you.

SPEAKER_04 (42:46):
Is there artificial bush?

SPEAKER_03 (42:47):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (42:48):
Wait, really?

SPEAKER_03 (42:48):
Like I just don't understand.
Is it like a Halloween thing?
Like, what is no, thank you.
I don't want to be on themailing list.
I'm already on it.
No, just like skims in general.
Where can I find this?

SPEAKER_05 (43:09):
Skims of the bush.

SPEAKER_04 (43:15):
I love the search history.

SPEAKER_02 (43:19):
Let me just run you through.

SPEAKER_04 (43:20):
I don't know what I was picturing, but that wasn't
it.
All multiple things.

SPEAKER_03 (43:24):
You guys, if you're if you're obviously you're
listening, I'll explain this toyou.

SPEAKER_04 (43:28):
Is that for women or men?

SPEAKER_03 (43:30):
Women.
It's called the faux hair microstring thong for$32.
And there are like 15 differentcolorways of um, I guess, like
skin tone.
Skin and skin tone and haircolor.
Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 (43:50):
We have like oh, it's not like hair peeking out,
it's like as if you were naked.

SPEAKER_03 (43:56):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's as if you were naked,because it's a it's a very thin
G-string thong that is like nudecolored to whatever like your
skin tone is, and then there'sfake faux hair on top of it.
It is sold out, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 (44:12):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 (44:13):
Every every skin tone and every size is sold out.

SPEAKER_04 (44:17):
What do you think it's for, fashion-wise?
Like a see-through tight dresswhere you could like I guess
because like I it's like thebushes back, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (44:25):
But was it ever is it ever gone?
I just feel like people justyeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I just think there was atime where we just like weren't
talking about it.
But everyone either shaved ordidn't shave, and it was just
like what whatever you got goingon down there, but like we just
weren't talking about it, and Iwould prefer to not.

SPEAKER_04 (44:46):
Maybe this is a way to feel naked without being
naked.

SPEAKER_03 (44:50):
Sure.

SPEAKER_04 (44:51):
But I could see it being a thing where like you
could see it through a dress.

SPEAKER_03 (44:55):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure that this exists in film,
sure.
Oh yeah, so I don't know.
It's also$32.
That's pretty expensive for apair of underwear.
Well, is it is it a guess what?
I could make that.

SPEAKER_04 (45:10):
I would like to see that.

SPEAKER_03 (45:11):
I can buy a nude pair of underwear and I can
glue.

SPEAKER_04 (45:17):
Allison, literally, what is it, two weeks ago?
You were like, I'm gonna makespeedos.
What is this?

SPEAKER_03 (45:22):
I'm just saying, like, this is being sold for$32,
and like you could do it.
We can go to Michael's and getsome sort of you know faux fur.
Yeah, faux fur or like hair thatyou would put on a doll or
whatever.
I don't know, gross, but andlike hot glue it to a pair of
nude underwear and sell it for$32 and say it's fashion.

SPEAKER_04 (45:44):
You're right.

SPEAKER_03 (45:44):
I don't know why I'm I'm bothered.
But yeah, if you guys want tolook at just search Skims or
just go to Skims and it'll bethere right there.
We have a speak pipe.

SPEAKER_04 (45:56):
Oh my god, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_00 (46:00):
Hi, Allison, Alex.
I love the videos that you dothat you do Hailey Alison and
they're really funny, fun.
And I want to ask you guys twothings.
One, what are you guys doing forHalloween and Christmas and New

(46:24):
Year?
And two, I've been washing thefitness mushroom since Allison,
you have gone on to it, and I'vebeen loving it ever since.
And also are you guys doing theBlue Pith 2025 this year?
Have a good day from the GoldCoast.

SPEAKER_04 (46:48):
We love the Gold Coast.

SPEAKER_03 (46:48):
Sorry, I thought the you were cutting or the video
was message was cutting in andout.
What was the last thing?
If we're doing what?

SPEAKER_04 (46:57):
Something 2025?

SPEAKER_00 (46:58):
Was it a are you guys doing the Bluep 2025 this
year?
Have a good day from the GoldCoast.

SPEAKER_03 (47:06):
I don't know what that is.
So probably not.
Because I don't really have to.

SPEAKER_04 (47:10):
Does that sound like something fast?

SPEAKER_03 (47:11):
Maybe, but I don't know it.
So I'm sorry.
I don't think I'm doing thatbecause I don't have plans to do
anything.

SPEAKER_04 (47:19):
Well, what are your Halloween Christmas and New
Year's plans?

SPEAKER_03 (47:22):
I have no Halloween plans except for I'm sh I feel
like there's gonna be somethinglast minute.

SPEAKER_04 (47:28):
I am on the 30th going to see Becky Robinson
live.
She's the entitled housewife umTikTok account where she like is
always on a golf course dressed.
Have you seen her?
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 (47:41):
She is a house like a in the show.

SPEAKER_04 (47:42):
She's her character.
She's a comedian.
Sorry, it's a comedy show.
I know her.

SPEAKER_03 (47:47):
Dashell!

SPEAKER_04 (47:47):
Yeah, she has the kids and anyway.
She's coming to LA and I was andChad and I love her, and I was
like, oh my god, I wondertickets were$20.
And it's at the LA, like thecomedy store, small.

SPEAKER_03 (48:00):
Oh, fun.

SPEAKER_04 (48:01):
So we're doing that on the 30th, and then the 31st,
I'm going to a little, I don'tknow, Halloween cocktail thing
with him as well.

SPEAKER_05 (48:09):
Cute.

SPEAKER_04 (48:09):
That's it.
Other than what is coming out onFriday, which you guys will see,
I really didn't dress, I have noplans for this year.
So you gotta be a pirate?
Oh.
Well, hold on.
I did buy a costume that I'mgonna return, but I just need to
get photos in it while my hairis long because I have to be the
dreaded pirate Roberts.

SPEAKER_01 (48:29):
Right.

SPEAKER_04 (48:29):
Wesley from A Princess Bride.
So I'm gonna get some cutephotos and then send it back,
but I have no intention of goingto a party because I have no, I
will not be coming up for airuntil November 1st.

SPEAKER_03 (48:41):
Yeah.
I this reminds me, we just wepre-recorded a Halloween live
stream, and I didn't first ofall I didn't know we were
dressing up.
Like because there wasmiscommunication the night
before Caleb said something likewe should dress up, but then
like literally no one respondedto him in our group chat.
So I was like, I guess we're notsure.

(49:02):
And so then I didn't know, and Ihad to scramble for something.
And I had already beenWednesday, I think, twice.

SPEAKER_04 (49:09):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (49:10):
So I was like, I can't be Wednesday again.

SPEAKER_04 (49:12):
Why?
That's what I do.

SPEAKER_03 (49:13):
I know, but I was just bored by it.
Sure.
And so I just like looked in mycloset and I saw that I had
overalls and a flannel shirt,and I said, I guess I'll be a
scarecrow.
So I postmated a littlescarecrow hat from Spirit
Halloween.

SPEAKER_04 (49:31):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (49:32):
And some little stickers.
It was so hot to dance in thatand I had a terrible time.

SPEAKER_04 (49:37):
But I mean it was cute.
This was on the mountain.

SPEAKER_03 (49:39):
No, it was just a live stream.

SPEAKER_04 (49:40):
Okay.

SPEAKER_03 (49:41):
I had to take the hat off also because it kept
like I couldn't, I feel like Icouldn't move my head and it was
hindering me.

SPEAKER_04 (49:46):
Well, that's quick thinking, and I like that.

SPEAKER_03 (49:48):
Yeah, but I don't want to be like it wasn't cute.
Like I didn't feel cute in it.
Yeah.
So I if something happens lastminute, I don't know what I'll
be doing.
Yeah.
Last year we Josh and I justlike I wore like all black in
some sort of cat ears orsomething, which is easy.

SPEAKER_04 (50:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (50:07):
Was there another question in here?

SPEAKER_04 (50:09):
Yes, what are you doing for New Year's and
Christmas?

SPEAKER_03 (50:12):
Christmas?
Unsure.
I would like to.
I mean, actual Christmas Day,I'm just gonna be Are you going
to Indiana at all?
Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_04 (50:22):
That's what you're doing for Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_03 (50:23):
Yeah.
If like money wasn't an object,I might fights weren't so
ridiculous right now.
Yeah.
I might try to go home close toChristmas.
But I don't know if that can bedone.
But we're both going home forThanksgiving.
Okay.
And so like actual Christmas,probably what we did last year,
which is just like the actualday of Christmas and Christmas

(50:45):
Eve, like just being home andrelaxing and waking up and like
opening presents or whatever.
But I would like to do anotherlike day day trip or like
two-day trip somewhere.
Because we went to SantaBarbara.
Oh, right.

SPEAKER_05 (51:00):
That was cute.

SPEAKER_03 (51:01):
I loved it.
So I would like to maybe dosomething like that.
Like the week before orsomething.
Or actually, we went a coupledays after Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 (51:09):
Well, you're not doing that this year.

SPEAKER_03 (51:10):
No, because well, I'll be here for Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 (51:14):
I'm gonna spend Christmas with boyfriend and his
mother.
And then we're gonna do a cabintrip, a friend cabin trip for
New Year's.
And I was just telling Ellie Ihave to show her the cabin I
found after we record because Ipivoted and went to Idlewild
because I did that one tripearlier this year, and I would
love for you and boyfriend tostay.

SPEAKER_03 (51:35):
How far is it from Big Bear?

SPEAKER_04 (51:36):
Same distance.

SPEAKER_03 (51:37):
No, like Idle Wild to Big Bear.

SPEAKER_04 (51:40):
Idlewild to Big Bear is 45 minutes.
But it's like when you're goingup to like you'll you split.
You either go this way to go toBig Bear or this way to go to
Idlewild.
It's also less treacherous toget there.
So like if the weather is bad,it's not like a it is a
mountain, but it's not a crazymountain.

SPEAKER_05 (51:55):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (51:56):
And there is this insane Italian restaurant that I
would love for all of us to havelike New Year's Eve dinner at.
And then the town is so cute.
There's you know a goldenretriever mayor.

SPEAKER_03 (52:05):
Oh yeah, you said that.

SPEAKER_04 (52:06):
And then there's a really fun vintage stores and
like little coffee shops andstuff that's less like
commercial feeling than BigBear.
I'll show you.

unknown (52:13):
Cute.

SPEAKER_04 (52:14):
So that's what we're doing for New Year's.

SPEAKER_02 (52:15):
Yeah.
It's time for A list of theweek.

SPEAKER_04 (52:20):
And this week for me, it's gay and trying, so
please check it out.

SPEAKER_03 (52:23):
Love that.

SPEAKER_04 (52:24):
That's self-promotion, you guys.

SPEAKER_03 (52:26):
What is my list of the week?
I don't really have one becauseI've literally done nothing but
choreograph songs and records.
Let's do some self-promotion.

SPEAKER_04 (52:36):
My list of the week is gay and trying.
Yours can be the fitnessmarshal.

SPEAKER_03 (52:40):
Check out the week is the fitness marshal.
And this week, check out theirnew dance to I don't even know
what's out right now becausewe've done so many.
Well, go check it out.
Oh, Tears, Sabrina Carpenter isthe latest one we put out.
Which I do love.

SPEAKER_04 (53:01):
Cute.

SPEAKER_03 (53:02):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (53:02):
Did you incorporate the choreography in it?

SPEAKER_03 (53:05):
The choreography.
Oh, the no.
Oh.
That was too hard.

unknown (53:09):
Oh.

SPEAKER_04 (53:10):
Well, you learned it very fast.

SPEAKER_03 (53:12):
I did, actually.
I was pretty proud of myself forthat.

SPEAKER_04 (53:14):
Which sidebar?
Are you teaching dance againsoon at any point?

SPEAKER_03 (53:17):
I don't have it scheduled.
I haven't been able to thinkabout it.

SPEAKER_04 (53:20):
Well, yeah, you've been dancing otherwise.

SPEAKER_03 (53:23):
But I would like to.
I just I don't know.
I kind of want to do like amusical theater song, maybe that
might be fun.

SPEAKER_04 (53:28):
Not for the life of me.

SPEAKER_03 (53:33):
Oh my gosh.
Have you seen the banners on theroad for a paranormal activity
like stage play?

SPEAKER_04 (53:41):
Yeah.
Have you seen that?

SPEAKER_03 (53:42):
Well, I've known about it for a couple years.

SPEAKER_04 (53:44):
Yeah, I do too.
Is it Almondson?

SPEAKER_03 (53:45):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (53:46):
I would love to go see a play Almondson.

SPEAKER_03 (53:47):
I'm gonna look up the Yeah, look it up.

SPEAKER_04 (53:49):
I'll pay, I'll pay like 50 bucks.
The balcony's good there.

SPEAKER_03 (53:53):
Okay, cute.
And also Moulin Rouge is here orgonna be here soon.

SPEAKER_04 (53:57):
Oh, yeah, because I've actually never seen.
Neither have I.

SPEAKER_03 (54:00):
All right.
Well, all right.
We only have a few birthdays,and like that's it.
Okay.
Uh Snoop Dogg is 54.

SPEAKER_04 (54:07):
Nice.

SPEAKER_03 (54:08):
Kamala Harris is 61.

SPEAKER_04 (54:10):
Work.

SPEAKER_03 (54:10):
And John Krasinski is 46.

SPEAKER_04 (54:12):
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (54:13):
Really?
That's the only people I likeknew or cared about.

SPEAKER_04 (54:16):
Nice.
Happy birthday, you guys.

SPEAKER_03 (54:17):
Happy birthday, Madam Vice President.

SPEAKER_04 (54:22):
Yes.

SPEAKER_03 (54:24):
Oh, my A-list of the week also can be you don't have
to put the graphic back up, butTrader Joe's seasonal items are
pretty lit right now.

SPEAKER_04 (54:31):
This is the season for Trader Joe's items.

SPEAKER_03 (54:33):
Yeah.
And the new Trader Joe's onRiverside.
Have you been?

SPEAKER_04 (54:36):
Haven't, but you sold me on it.
I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_03 (54:38):
You have to go.
Still think it's weird.

SPEAKER_04 (54:39):
There's two street.

SPEAKER_03 (54:41):
But lots I got lots of seasonal items, and
everything's delicious.

SPEAKER_04 (54:46):
I do miss Trader Joe's.
They took my Trader Joe's lotionin Mexico from me at the TSA.
And I need to go back.
It's just like, you know, I usedto go so often because I lived
right there, but that's true.

SPEAKER_03 (54:56):
Well, now you have.
I guess you're never really overthere.

SPEAKER_04 (55:00):
No, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 (55:00):
Well, you just put into boxing.
What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 (55:03):
I didn't go boxing today.
But I do boxing.
I did lie.
I had every intention to, buttoo many fires to put out.

SPEAKER_03 (55:09):
That's fair.

SPEAKER_04 (55:10):
Well, thanks for listening and watching.
We love you.
As always.
Tip your waiters.

SPEAKER_01 (55:15):
Tip your waiters.