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May 1, 2025 46 mins

📍 Episode Summary:

In this laugh-out-loud and deeply relatable episode, Tracey and Lauren pull back the glam curtain to confess the beautifully absurd world of guilty pleasures—from lash extensions and Bravo obsessions to smutty books and hurkle-durkling. With their signature wit and unapologetic honesty, the hosts explore the cultural contradictions around beauty spending, sleep shaming, and the deeply personal power of scent. Joined by producer Bud’s velvet voice and guilty confession, this episode unwraps the stigma around pleasure and why it’s time we drop the guilt.

🎧 Why You Should Listen:

This episode is for anyone who’s ever felt guilty for loving what they love. Whether you’re a closet Bravo binger, a smut-lit aficionado, or a midnight bed-dweller, Tracey and Lauren, with a special appearance from Producer Bud serve hilarious insight with soul-deep relatability. It’s time to stop apologizing and start owning your pleasures—no guilt attached.


👁️‍🗨️ Topics Covered:


  • Lash extensions and the secret shame of looking fabulous

  • Spending guilt vs. societal expectations

  • Why women are the backbone of the beauty economy

  • Bravo TV deep dives (Summer House, Southern Charm, Paige supremacy)

  • Emotional safety through guilty pleasures

  • Hurkle-durkling: The art of staying in bed guilt-free

  • The trauma of gifting a Kindle with 50 Shades of Grey

  • Smut, erotica, and BookTok validation

  • Fragrance as identity and gender rebellion

  • Guilty pleasures as emotional shorthand in friendships



💬 Notable Quotes:

“Let me hurkle my durkle in peace.”

“If it’s not wood or nut, it’s not for men.”

“You’re not gonna have my thumb, which is also my face, in your face.”

“Clinique Happy? You had me at top note.”

“Same amount of pounding—but with feelings.”


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