The Aloönæ Show

The regulars discuss going to all lengths for attention through various political channels, utilising animals to provide goods for the people, the unfortunate natural disasters that has struck as well as the raising trend of ‘house shaming’ amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the miraculous save for British Steel, the importance of expanding our knowledge and skills in our world, the introduction of basic income and its impact as well as the encouragement of taxing social media platforms amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the concern for people’s privacy and safety, the forming of military alliances against foreign forces, the sudden progress of genetic engineering to revive extinct species as well as South Korea looking for a new leader amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the TikTok extension lasting another 75 days, the secret behind a former military soldier’s longevity into his 80s, plans to end the Ukraine-Russia War as well as Meta ending their fact checkers for new community notes amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss how cancer surgery can result in women’s cherry shrinkage, how the world’s heroes and villains aren’t as black and white as we think, why wildfires tend to happen often in California as well as plans to establish the ultimate global superpower amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

A regular in particular discusses the start of daylight savings time, student protests on Serbia kicking off, waves of criticism geared towards Tesla regarding their CEO as well as the suspension of Le Pens from running for French President amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

A regular in particular discusses the new ALBA leader to succeed Alex Salmond, are discussions around climate change or the environment synonymous with each other, the worries of celebrity rumours as well as a breakthrough of making blood deadly to mosquitoes amongst it things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the public release of JFK Files, the hot controversies in America and Middle East with their current leadership, living life in the limelight along with personal limitations as well as

hearing about the newly elected president of the IOC amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the newest Prime Minister of Canada swooping in, airlines’ acknowledgement of global states, contemplating on whether Climate Change is a scam or is it a raising concern as well as the release of the Nintendo Switch 2 amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss if the fate of Reform starting to fade away, banning DeepSeek from government devices, understanding the difference between Shia and Sunni Islam as well as the rise of food prices in Africa amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the happenings of Diddy, obesity links between Humans and Labradors along with certain food addictions, Big Oil in the UK likely to take their business elsewhere as well as moves towards the next US Presidential Election amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the current state of the world in terms of who is on which side of global issues, AI companies trying to get into the racing world, the Tate brothers to not be welcomed in Florida as well as concerns regarding climate change amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss will countries ever overcome their differences, celebrities suing AI for using their likeness, Hungary encouraging families to have children for tax breaks in return as well as a film about Gaza being pulled by the BBC amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the abolishment of Manchester’s clean air act, the announcement of the new FBI director, the future of Disney and other businesses as well as Major UK banks backtracking on Carbon emission targets amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the rise of Poland’s minimum wage, would Trump ever get his third term, the next BRICS meeting in Brazil as well as Australia temporarily preventing foreigners from buying homes amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss how Valentines Day could likely be a corporate scam, Japan releasing emergency rice to combat rising prices, the rise of humanoid robots as well as Selena Gomez releasing new music with Benny Blanco amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*