The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses series of events where lives were lost such as a pub assault in Appleby Magna, a Canadian patient waited hours for treatment, police clashes in Northwest Turkey, review of Bondi Beach shooting, car crash in Nigeria costing lives of Anthony Joshua’s close friends, derailment of a Mexican train and cartel shootings around an Ecuadorian seaside community as well as other stories including security flaws in Flock ...

The regular discusses Greta Thunberg getting arrested for protesting on behalf of Palestine Action, reactions towards to the released, redacted pages of the Epstein Files, Venezuelan deportees being sent to an El Salvadorian prison as well as the rise of a Track Star born in China from humble beginnings amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/l...

The regular discusses Cambodian people being displaced by border clashes with Thailand, Andrew Tate losing his comeback match since becoming Misfits CEO, more details regarding the Epstein files after victims expressed concerns about how little information was made public as well as Poland arresting a Russian Museum Official for excavation work in Crimea amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satiri...

The regular discusses US military action on drug boats in the Caribbean, ongoing controversy around FIFA World Cup ticket prices, projected predictions regarding melting glaciers before 2040 as well as a British national raising alarm about his mother being held in Myanmar amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms...

The regular discusses the UK potential return to the EU Customs Union, how a British Museum led study found out that fire was first discovered many centuries than previously thought, a TikTok star from Somalia being deported from the US as well as a travel ban put on a Nobel Peace Prize winner after speaking out against their country’s own government amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical ...

The regular discusses an alleged shooting at an Norwegian shopping centre, new homes set to be built in and around Ottawa, Australian officials set to testify before US Congress about their country’s social media ban for Under-16s as well as healthcare insurance companies turning to AI to approve or reject medical coverage amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of bein...

The regular discusses Israel been allowed to compete at Eurovision 2026 with major boycotts to follow, Toyota growing their presence and recognition into Formula 1, an EU framework proposal allowing for crops to be Genetically Modified as well as the launch of an app the protects athletes from social media abuse amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as ...

The regular discusses Hungary and Slovakia continuing to buy oil from Russia after the EU cut their trade ties with them, a TV sports presenter collapsing mid-broadcast cited needing rest and hydration, Kalshi teaming up with CNN to broadcast news observing Kalshi’s prediction and betting data in real time as well as more information from the COVID Inquiry about how the virus was handled and the costs on families amongst other thin...

The regular discusses how measles cases are raising and causing more concerns than years prior, talks about how Crypto and Digital Assets would by taxed, looking at what percentage of the world’s population practices which religions as well as an apartment block fire in Hong Kong that affected many lives amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/...

The regulars discuss Australian teenagers launching legal challenge against Under-16 social media ban, Apple Inc retaking the crown as biggest smartphone maker after 14 years, rehearsals for the Milano-Cortina torch carrying underway as well as an investigation looking into radioactive recalls of Indonesian exports amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken ...

The regular discusses the disbandment of DOGE in the US government, consumer confidence regarding jobs and home finances falling in the follow up to Black Friday, questions about Tanzania’s election results that sparked protests nationwide as well as ecocide protests across Italy in response to COP30 amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legi...

The regular discusses voting and rules changes to Eurovision at the wake of Israel’s continued participation after October 7th, Kalshi’s market valuation skyrocketing after their predictions on the NYC Mayoral election, how a protest was sparked by comments from a Miss Universe Director about a contestant’s intelligence as well as investment talks between Canada and the UAE amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been sai...

The regular discusses the widespread impact of the Cloudfare server outage that affects thousands of websites and apps, Amazon launching their robotaxi service in San Francisco with chances of expanding its service, an introduction in France to pay taxes on home appliances as well as a Belgian farmer suing a French Energy Company for damages caused by climate change amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is ent...

The regular discusses Elon Musk unveiling Tesla Robots that can perform surgery, Generation wide protests in Mexico City against Claudia Sheinbaum, Donald Trump called out by MTG regarding the Epstein files as well as AI teddy bears made in China being recalled for giving children explicit advice amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitima...

The regular discusses a TikTok star avoiding jail and skipping court appearances for crashing McLaren, heated oil trade talks between Russia and other countries, Luis Rubiales getting egged by his uncle at an event regarding his upcoming book as well as Spotify introducing Music Videos to Subscribers in US and Canada amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being take...