The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses a month into the new NYC administration under Zohran Mamdani, the introduction of buy now pay later applied for renting properties, a June deadline for ending the war between Russia and Ukraine as well as NASA astronauts being given permission to record footage from their phones of upcoming missions amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being ...

The regular discusses which of the US Presidents done a better job during their time in office, the concept of a multi tier Europe looking close towards becoming reality, the impact heavy snowfall along Japan’s coastline as well as the chances of another US government shutdown lasting a few days amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimat...

The regular discusses how the life of Angry Recations had changed after been found innocent of rumours against him, technology from a Black Mirror episode where you can block people in the real world, the crowning of the youngest Grand Slam winner as well as looking at how much taxes billionaires contributed to the UK economy amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of b...

The regulars discuss Brazil’s president Lula preparing for reelection despite previous health concerns, the rapid rise of upscrolled in active users, a platform made by AI bots for AI bots and what topics have been discussed there as well as

Lady Gaga pausing Tokyo concert to speak out against ICE amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitim...

The regular discusses how Pepsi once had one of the largest militaries in the world, an inquiry regarding sexual and emotional abuse on students between 1950s and 1980s, a NASA aircraft experiencing mechanical problems resulting in returning to earth without using landing gear as well as the mayor of Budapest arrested for organising a pride parade amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and...

The regular discusses the outbreak of the Nipah Virus across South Asia, Kanye West apologising for antisemitic remarks in the past and pointing to frontal lobe damage as the cause, a severe snowstorm sweeping across the US as well as

Twitter/X being put to the test against the EU’s European Commission regarding image editing of EU citizens amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no...

The regular discusses how the US side of TikTok is now under an American consortium including Oracle, the upcoming UK by-election in Gorton & Denton and its outcome without Andy Burnham standing in for Labour, South Korea announcing a comprehensive act regarding the use of AI as well as soccer-football player Casemiro leaving Manchester United at the end of the 2025/26 season amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been s...

The regular discusses the scenes at the AFCON final in Rabat, Elon Musk alleging to buy Ryanair and become their new CEO, British Gambling Commission calling out Meta for turning blind eye on illegal casino promotion as well as preparations for the Winter Olympic Games in Milano-Cortina amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources...

The regular discusses accounts being banned as Australia’s social media ban starts to take effect,

Amazon launching a European Cloud based service mainly for EU countries, information about Freddie Mercury secret daughter being revealed after she passes away as well as the changing age demographic distribution in Ukraine since 2022 amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intentio...

The regular discusses Spotify’s decision to no longer run ICE Recruitment Ads on the platform, an arrest warrant on Timothy Busfield for sexual misconduct, a project in Ethiopia to expand their current airport close to the capital as well as PolyMarket in hot water for clarifying to bettors about the outcome of US military operation in Venezuela amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and h...

The regular discusses the passing of Renee Good after Minnesota ICE Operation, Grok AI receiving complaints about its use of image editing to display explicit photos of women and children, advances with a EU-MERCOSUR deal as well as signs of climate change showing from oceans absorbing energy and increasing greenhouse gases amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of bei...

The regular discusses the start to a new year with how people celebrate using fireworks in front of bridges, monuments or even a billboard showing smoke related deaths statistics, young men in the Netherlands setting off fireworks that caused damage to vehicles and property, the inauguration of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani as well as Venus Williams making a comeback to Tennis after years of absence amongst other things. *most, if not a...

The regular discusses series of events where lives were lost such as a pub assault in Appleby Magna, a Canadian patient waited hours for treatment, police clashes in Northwest Turkey, review of Bondi Beach shooting, car crash in Nigeria costing lives of Anthony Joshua’s close friends, derailment of a Mexican train and cartel shootings around an Ecuadorian seaside community as well as other stories including security flaws in Flock ...

The regular discusses Greta Thunberg getting arrested for protesting on behalf of Palestine Action, reactions towards to the released, redacted pages of the Epstein Files, Venezuelan deportees being sent to an El Salvadorian prison as well as the rise of a Track Star born in China from humble beginnings amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/l...

The regular discusses Cambodian people being displaced by border clashes with Thailand, Andrew Tate losing his comeback match since becoming Misfits CEO, more details regarding the Epstein files after victims expressed concerns about how little information was made public as well as Poland arresting a Russian Museum Official for excavation work in Crimea amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satiri...

The regular discusses US military action on drug boats in the Caribbean, ongoing controversy around FIFA World Cup ticket prices, projected predictions regarding melting glaciers before 2040 as well as a British national raising alarm about his mother being held in Myanmar amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms...