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Yo-yo yo, it's your boy Bernard.And welcome to another episode
of the Angry Bird Podcast where I'll be discussing all the news
that is called my eye this week.All right, so First things
first, I have to give a rest in peace to Ron Friedman.
Ron Friedman wrote on Gen. One of Transformers.
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He actually passed away from a cardio pulmonary arrest in
Woodland Hills, CA on September 15th.
Oh man, that's my sister's birthday at the age of 93 years
old. So he actually wrote the
original Transformers movie? So he is the guy who killed
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Optimus Prime. So I'm trying to think, did he
also write on the show? I believe he did.
Double checking his credits as we speak.
Looks like he worked on the GI Joe movie as well.
Let's go to the screenwriter credits.
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My favorite Martian, Get smart, Bewitched, Gilligan's Island,
The Andy Griffith show, I dream of Genie.
I'm just naming the shows that Iwatched growing up, even though
they were reruns at that point. The Partridge Family, The Odd
Couple, That's My Mama. All in the Family, Chico and the
Man, Happy Days, Starsky and Hutch, Charlie's Angels, Dukes
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of Hazzard, Fantasy Island, Ace Crawford, Private Eye, 9:00 to
5:00. He wrote 9 to 50.
That's based off of OK, that's the sitcom.
That's based off the movie. The fall Guy.
GI Joe The Real American Hero, Bionic 6, the 90s.
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OK, why is GI Joe on here twice?I guess it's a different studio.
New WPRKWKRP in Cincinnati, Fantastic Four, Iron Man,
Tasmania And as far as films goes, I just saw Transformers
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the movie for the first time a couple months ago.
My Power Rangers group got together and one of our guys
boat and was like, what, You've never seen Transformers?
And we ended up watching it. It's an OK movie.
And he also did GI Joe, the animated movie, which we were
going to watch. But by the end it was like, I
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think almost midnight. But yeah, 93 years old, lived a
a full life. He was also on Gilbert Godfrey.
I didn't even know Gilbert Godfrey had a podcast before he
passed, but apparently when he was on that podcast, he recalled
he recounted his experience withLucille Ball telling Gilbert
about Desi Arnaz pulling a gun on Orson Welles and threatened
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to kill him if he did not deliver the long promised script
for the Fountain of Youth in 1956.
Wow. Yeah, three children.
Like I said, long life. All right, my first story loco
don't start Teen Wolf, the MTV series.
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Tyler Posey played Scott McCall for what, seven seasons and did
a movie. He said that he wrote a second
movie. So he said he was doing an
interview, I guess with the Deadline.
He said, we did a film for Paramount a few years ago now
and it was originally supposed to be a three picture deal and
then it sort of abandoned shipped after that.
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Oh, this was with People magazine.
But everybody wants more, so he said.
So I wrote the second film. I'm trying to get that one made.
Then I have an idea for 1/3. Or are we just going to do ATV
series? But there will be more.
I'm going to spearhead it. I want it really bad.
I would like to see the script because although I liked Teen
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Wolf the movie, it wasn't like Much Ado About Nothing.
It was basically just a plot device to bring Allison Argent
back from the dead. You can go back and listen to
the review that me and Samir did.
Samir hated the movie, but also Samir really didn't like, he
liked Teen Wolf, but he didn't enjoy it because it didn't
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follow the lore of all the othersupernatural stuff that yeah,
that's traditional. So like he would get mad if like
something new was introduced like the canama in season 2.
Like well what's the point of this and just shut up and let
the lore flow through OK? They're making the lore as they
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go along. I don't know if a canama is
actually something else that's been involved in sci-fi before
or if it was invented for Teen Wolf.
Then you know he also got mad that there were no lesbians on
the show. I'm just like sorry.
Smear's problem is he really don't care about nothing unless
lesbians are involved. You they got to be black lesbian
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vampires. Those are that's his trifecta.
I actually have the meme saved. Do I still haven't saved?
I think I said I haven't saved. It's a Vince McMahon.
It was like 1 episode of Raw. He's like getting excited and
it's a 3 tiered meme. And that's Samir in a nutshell.
All right, my next story is simply trailer reaction.
So we're going to go ahead and get into these trailers.
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So the first trailer isn't really a trailer per SE.
It's more of like a look back onStranger Things which I am
currently re watching season 3. I just finished episode 1 where
you know, they started to flesh out Erica's character a little
bit more and you know, Lucas andMax are dating.
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All right, so if this ever loads, let's go ahead and get
into this retrospective of Stranger Things.
And it says something went wrong.
What the hell? You mean something went wrong?
All right, let's try this again.All right, here we go.
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It's 3 minutes long. There's something magical about
childhood. Turn this down.
We wanted to do what we could tocapture that feeling.
Come on. That, ultimately, is the heart
of the story, the Stranger Things.
I'm really going to miss this show, but it's it's time for it
to end. When I read that pilot, I
thought it was one of the best pilots I'd ever read.
It's been it's just pure and just beautiful.
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We were just a bunch of random kids from different places that
just loved our characters. We loved this story smilingly.
Hello. We've been doing it for such a
long time. We've we've grown up as a
family. This is my best friend.
I got to watch these kids grow up, which was the biggest gift
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that this show has given me. Hopefully their science teacher
has more to do. Brand.
As we always seem to get like season by season, it still feels
like the same group of nerds from the first season.
Fireball, Eddie. Part of the magic of this show,
even as. We John Levy.
Even as the storytelling becomesmore epic and you explode
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through, it's always anchored inthese characters that we love,
whether they're a popular dude or some bad nerd, a parent, a
teacher, a Russian. Alexi, they're kind.
Of an outcast, and I think this show is about like bringing
people like that together. That's that classic tale of good
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and evil and the good guys are so good and the bad guys are so
bad. This is.
The biggest season we've ever had in terms of action.
Wow, they've built the town. In terms of visual.
Theft. I thought like it was always
like a like an abandoned town orsomething like that.
People want is they want to see these characters together one
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last time. It's more of an adventure and
more of a mission, which I really like.
Everybody is really put into thethick of it.
No one is sitting back on a walkie-talkie.
Everyone is full thrust. I got to say.
What happened in Millie's accent?
Every episode is bigger than thelast.
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That Mike's mom. This is a season about like
fighting to the bone, you know, even when you don't know that
you're going to win. It's the highest stakes that the
show has ever been. It's just so exciting.
That we've got. To start this thing, but now
finish it out all together. It's about the people you make
it with. It's about getting to make
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something that you believe in. If you have that, you can do
anything really. We've come full circle.
The fans will be truly satisfiedwith the ending.
I hope so, Caleb, because you know, it's been a decade and
only five seasons. Hopefully we wrap this up in a
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nice little package. All right, November 26th for
Part 1, because they're doing that.
Somebody said seriously, four years and releasing it in two
parts. No food.
Three. Yeah, his, his.
I don't. I don't know, man.
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I feel like David Tennant and Doctor Who.
I don't want to go, but all goodthings must come to an end.
All right, what is my next trailer?
My next trailer is simply The Mandalorian and Grogu.
So let's check this one out. All right.
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And doing Grow good. All right, Now to get Greg good.
What? It's got a Periscope.
I don't remember about that telescope.
Everything is alien. Ain't grog.
What the hell is going on? OK I forgot Sigourney people was
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in this one. Messed up.
No dialogue in here really. OK, bro, Booth swimming.
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That's impressive. There's a job.
A son whose name I'm drawing a blank on.
Is it going to say this is the way?
Yep. OK, they blew up an AT hat.
And why would you put an AT hat on a Cliff?
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That's just a disaster waiting to happen.
Mandalorian. It broke for IMAX.
What the hell shot baby? May 2026.
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This obviously going to be PG orPG30 all right.
May 22nd 2026. So looks good.
Like I said, there wasn't any dialogue really in the trailer.
It was just Mando saying impressive and one of the
Gazalians telling Roku. Good shot.
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So not really much to go on for that.
Anyway, final trailer for it. Welcome to dairy.
Since that comes back in a few weeks, I'm sorry at the end of
next month. So let's check this out main
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1962. Hello.
Hello. Oh, hi, I'm Roach by the way,
Will. I was about to say are there any
black people in this, but then answer that question.
We're renting a house in town, eight years living on base.
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I just think my missus is ready for a little taste of normal.
Bob, normal is what you're after.
You 2 are going to love dairy. You don't like it much down
here. That's Taylor Page.
You know it's. Hard not to miss.
The yeah, that is Taylor Page. See, they go to racism.
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We're getting into the swing of it, though.
Starting to feel like home. This way you find the the
burning cross in your yard. We don't really talk about.
It no not. They never even found a body,
but maybe you could figure out what really happened to him.
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Could have been a drifter. Do you think somebody could
kidnap a kid and keep him underground and the sewers?
The only problem with this show is I already know it's not going
to anywhere because they didn't beat me.
We have 25 disappearances. See him confirmed this.
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Mostly children. Oh shit, something bad's coming.
That dude looks familiar. OK, so this is when he first got
there. What is that?
And people don't need to remember.
Pennywise is an alien. He's not a demon.
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Oh, she did. Hey James remark, go upload 2.
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I should have I should have rewatched it before I started
Strangers, but those are movies.They don't take as much time as
ATV show. All right, mother's and
recording. It's Christ will be down there
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in a bit. Relax.
So be there, be there when I getthere.
All right, Anyway, I'll get thatlater.
So a show that became a movie that had like 15 other series
and spin offs in seeking series.It's coming back to Fox.
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Baywatch is getting a reboot forthe 20/26/2020 seven season.
So sometime maybe in the spring we're getting a 12 of associated
order series from Fox. This new iteration will be by
showrunner Matt Nicks worked on Burn Notice.
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I really care about this. He will be executive producer as
well and it will also be done byFremantle and Fox Entertainment.
So Bob McCourt, who I guess is president of Fremantle when this
show was originally being pitched, said that back in June
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that they were in advance talk with Fox as the network had also
been exploring filming locations.
So if you don't recall, the first what, nine seasons of
Baywatch were shot in LA and thelast two were shot in Hawaii, in
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Hawaii, like the Rock got to stop here.
It's possible that they might begoing back to LA, but it's also
rumored that they might be shooting in Australia.
I think they're going to go backto LA since there was a another
show on Fox that dealt with lifeguards and it's called
Rescue. I Surf even was but it was
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supposed to take place in I but I got to see who's a part of the
cast honestly, because it's Baywatch.
As long as it it's not like campy like the show was to the
point where, you know, the moviemade fun of the show, but like,
you know, the sand Drifters and the guys with the the coolers
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that would steal your stuff. But I don't know, some people
stand in the darkness afraid to step into the light.
I don't know if they're going tokeep the theme.
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Damn it, I spilled Tiger's bloodon my shirt.
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Anyway, next start, Tom Holland.We have to wish Tom Holland a
speedy recovery. He suffered A concussion.
I did not say concussion like that on the set of Spider Man
Brand New Day. And it's going to take a break
from filming and it's been described as a mild concussion.
And they said that he will be taking about a week off and
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nobody else got injured. Production has been halted and
they are expected to return the week that this episode of the
podcast will be released. Like I said, mild concussion.
I guess he was at dinner with Zendaya and felt a little
lightheaded after, you know, what happened on set because
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they it's not really, it's very vague what what happened.
So no one's saying like, you know, like, you know, he hit his
head against the wall or anything like that.
I, I heard rumors that, you know, he slightly fractured his
skull, which that's not a mild concussion.
That would be a full on concussion and possibly severe
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swelling of the brain. But yeah, speedy recovery to
him. And while I am on the topic of
Spider Man Brand New Day, we gota confirmation that Tombstone
will be indeed in the movie and none other than Marvin Jones the
Third AKA Cron Don will be playing Tombstone.
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So this is not Marvin Jones's first time playing Tombstone.
He also provides the voice of Tombstone and Into the Spider
verse. I don't think Tombstone was in
Across the Spider verse, but he will also be reprising his role
for Beyond the Spider verse. So for those of you who don't
know who Cron Don is, he also played Tobias well on Black
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Lightning. And before anyone acts, he's
listening. Yes, he is albino.
I'm going to see if I can find asupercut of all the internalized
racism that Tobias Well had to say about Black Lightning and
his family, as he is an albino black.
Big lip bug eye, nappy headed Nimrod squeeze these darkies
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today crack folks. Got to get off of that fried
chicken and watermelon kool-aid diet.
I'm grateful. Last nappy headed negroes.
I hate incompetent thick lip scratch where don't itch negroes
like you y'all keep us acting like newly free slave.
The thick lips they making sensetime and seeing your blistering
black ass playing dress up. Happy to spend the days tending
to masters. Man, look at this electrified
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idiot of a Negro here. That's why I hate these
churchgoing negroes. So you're going to free me
master? I'm going to kill your black
monkey ass. The freezer learner.
The Pierce family is the chocolate covered Incredibles.
You ghetto glow worm. Such a weak monkey as how?
You going to be talking about people lips and you got big lips
too bro. So yeah, I got my iPad.
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So you know what that means. It is time for me to talk about
comic previews for things that are coming out in December of
this year, which really is not alot.
Surprisingly ain't really been much that like caught my eye.
So on the side of merch, we are getting a Mega Man Funko 1499,
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four inches tall. They have, I don't know who
Chase is, but it says Mega Man Funko bigger with Chase.
And there is a one in six chanceyou may find.
OK, the zombie chase. OK, I guess they have like
zombie variants because yeah, he's got like little green
specks on his face. So I like get the photos of both
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of those. Like I said, that was 1499.
I don't think there was a release date for it.
All right, what else do I have? Marvel Zombies.
I will be reviewing the first two episodes.
They released the Funkos for Blade Knight, Zombie Hawkeye and
Zombie Captain America, who is just upper torso.
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Those are 1199 each. Here's one for Iron Man 3.
Tony. You know this is the first Iron
Man. This is Tony in his garage.
So it's when he is working on the gauntlet and he hears the
report about the 10 rings terrorizing another town.
He basically suits up for the first time.
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That one is 2499. So it was Tony with the gauntlet
with the backdrop of the garage.And I guess there's a bunch of
those that like kind of interconnect with each other.
This is from what if the series The Avengers super mech from the
episode and I want to say the final season where Banner big
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king, the giant gamma Kaiju leader or whatever like that
that was 2499. It says from the first episode
of the Disney plus animated series What if comes the Super
size pop of the final form of the Avenger Mac, a robot warrior
formed by the combination of allThe Avengers neck suits.
Standing approximately 6 inches tall.
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This mighty neck a warrior comesarmed with hammer and shield and
is ready to battle the apex Hulkin his army.
Alien Earth. We are getting a Wendy and a
Xenomorph figure. Wendy is 1199 and the Xenomorph
is 2499. So the the the Xenomorph is 6
inches so that's why all right another one Invincible we are
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getting the series 3 Funkos of Invincible 1 is also a chase
variant So that 1499 a piece it says when a mysterious evil has
arrived to take over your Funko Fusion collection team up with
pop invincible to face the villainous phone say that they
bring your pop games line up thelife When you add your pop
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invincible to your invincible set.
There's a one to six chance you may find the bloody chase of pop
invincible. This collectible includes a
redeemable code for an in game item for Funko fusion vinyl
figures approximately 4 1/2 inches tall.
Chase variants are shipped at random.
Receiving a chase purchase is not guaranteed, so one in six
chance of that. So good luck with that.
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A show that I liked that got removed off of HBO Max and then
I was in the middle of watching basically the second to last
iteration of that series. Ben 10 is getting a Ben 10, a
Ben Tennyson, and a Heat Blast Funko.
These are 1499 apiece, both 4 1/2 inches tall.
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All right, so now Comics Image, it's launching well, relaunching
the darkness. So for those of you who don't
know, the Darkness was one of the first comics that Image
launched when they. So the background of Images is a
bunch of artists at DC who didn't appreciate that they were
being underpaid, so they went from their own comic book
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company. So it was Wasper Shadow.
I think I said his last name, right?
I know I didn't. I don't even know why I like
that. Rob Lightfield, Mark Silvestri,
Jim Lee, Dale Kyon, Todd McFarlane, and I feel like
there's 2 two more in there. I feel like it was 8 of them.
Anyway, Mark Silvestri, he he came up with the darkness.
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So the Darkness revolves around the character of the name of
Jackie Asacado. He is part of a mafia family who
ends up basically getting superpowers in like.
I'm just going to read the synopsis.
In a world consumed by darkness,one man becomes the darkness.
Just Jackie Asicado is back, thrust into the supernatural
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war-torn war between the dark and the light and a no holds
barred adventure where the edge of reality grinds against
supernatural forces grappling for control over each other in
the waking world. Mafia hit me and Jack.
Jackie Alcado was blessed and cursed on his 21st birthday when
he became the bearer of the Darkness, an elemental force
that allows those who willed it to access an otherworldly
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dimension and control over demons who dwell there.
Forces in the world rise up to face Jackie and his evil gift.
I'm sorry any evil gift he represents.
There is one small problem in this story.
Evil is good from Co creator Mark Silvestri with the universe
shattering. First issue art by Ed Dennis.
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Wait Ed Dennis's rap OK followedby issue 2 but ongoing series
artist Raymond gay comes an explosive to the era of the
darkness comes out December 10th49948 pages.
So Ed Dennis is only doing the first issue.
That's funny because I was actually myself couple days ago.
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What happened to Ed Dennis? He was like he was the the
definitive artist of like one ofthe definitive artists in like
the 2000s and he just basically like up and disappeared.
I don't know. All right, my next book,
Infernal Girl, read book 2 issueone story by Matt Groom where
art by Erica Desiro. All right, so this is from the
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team behind a mortal legend, Batman.
Cassia Casa has established herself as Apex City's
protector, but now still drilling from a heartbreaking
loss. The consequences of her past
victories that come back to haunt her.
Who are the twins? What are their plans for Apex
and what shocking revelation will lead Cassia reeling?
Co creators Erica Derusso and Matt Groom return to delivering
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blistering action in teen drama in the 1st 340 page issues.
This comes out to December 3rd. Set 40 set 48 pages.
I'm guessing those last eight are like ads and it's 499.
Check out Inferno already. If you like Power Rangers and
things like that, I highly recommend it.
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All right now we are on word to boom.
So this is a one shot. This is Mighty Morphin Power
Rangers Zordquest, written by Joey Esposito with art by Gavin
Smith, comes out December 31st, 40 pages. 799 for the regular
cover, 999 for the foil barrier synopsis.
What defines a hero? The Power Rangers discover that
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for themselves in this special one shot after a devastating
encounter with the villainous Madam Axelot.
Mighty One for team has left questioning whether they truly
have what it takes to regain their confidence that we each
have to go on a spiritual quest to discover the breath taking
landmarks that there's the worstcall home.
Would they be able to see themselves?
Will they be able to see for themselves the qualities that
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makes them? He rings at heart.
Check that out Power Rangers friends.
You guys already know that. So don't know if I'm going to
get this one, but I did not knowthis was a comic until I saw it
in Solicits Afterburn. So the movie I told you guys
about a couple months ago with Dave Batista, Sam Jackson, Ogre
Krelinko where Dave Batista is stealing the Mona Lisa for Sam
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Jackson because he just wants shit.
Did not know this was a comic. It's from Red 5 comics.
The paperback will be coming outDecember 3rd.
It's 104 pages. It's only 1295 S.
Same synopsis as the movie. A year ago a massive solar flare
destroyed the Earth's eastern hemisphere with the power of
1000 nuclear bombs. But the mid chaos stairs.
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Profit. This is where Jake comes in,
retrieving value of items from the burn zone where he can
outwit the competition and the mutated locals.
So I will be reviewing this movie next week and like I said
last week it just like came out of nowhere that it was released
like the same Friday as him. Also Afterburn Crossfire, it's
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volume to same writer and artistScott Chipwolf with Reddick.
Roderick Thornton on art also comes out December 3rd.
This one is 1995. So this one says.
Jake and his friends are hired to recover holy relics from the
Burn Zone, but so are other teams of rival treasure hunters.
Soon enough, the race is on to collect the most prizes, but
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little do they know they may be headed towards a threat they
can't escape from. You know what?
I might buy those. I got to see how the movie is
first to incentivize me. Because if I don't know
something that's based off of a comic, or if I know something
that's based off of a comic and I didn't read the comic, but
I've watched it, I'll go back and read the comic.
So like that happened with me with The Walking Dead.
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I watched the show first becauseI was like, I don't really care
about this crap. It's in black and white.
And like the first season grabbed me to the point where I
caught up to like I want to say season 2 was starting and by
then like I was more or less like onwards.
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Like the next arc which was the prison arc with the governor and
everything where Rick was supposed to lose his hand but
didn't but they let Herschel lose his leg.
So y'all just couldn't CG Andrewlink his hand but y'all CG doubt
Herschel's leg. Anyway, Entertainment Dark Dark
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stark X Street Fighter rogues issue 1 and I think this is a
one shot. It's 32 pages, no release date
on it. It's Part 3.
Jetta has sent Queen Bee in the soul Bee army to attack our
heroes. Are the combined are the
combined forces of BB Hood, Victor, Gernheim and Guild
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enough to hold them at Bay? Dark shark, the Dark starkist X3
fighter crossover continues. So yeah, I got to see where the
rest of it is because I don't remember seeing those in
solicits. All right, so DC absolute Batman
Arkham special. This is a one shot that will be
released on December 3rd, written by Scott Snyder and
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Frank Terry with arts by Joshua Hickson.
The origins of the enigmatic Arkham arts floor, what terrible
secrets lie within his walls andjust who is assigned to protect
it from discovery. Not a new issue or one shot, but
I just thought of the showcase, this absolute Wonder Woman issue
15. So Kelly Thompson, Hayden
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Sherman. And this is the first meeting of
absolute Batman and one of them,so it says, the first meeting of
two absolute heroes has arrived at last.
The mark of Akate at a crime scene when Gotham draws Wonder
Woman into Batman's orbit in dramatic fashion.
The world's greatest detective in the world's most famous,
which must work together to solve a series of grizzly and
ambitious murders that threaten something much more dangerous
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coming for Gotham. And don't miss January's
absolute Batman 16th from the 2nd chapter in this world
shaking me so great I got to getabsolute winner over again.
All right, Marvel, like I said, not a lot of solicits for me
Ultimate universe 2 years and this is a one shot.
They do this every year as far as the ultimate universe is
concerned because it doesn't in real time.
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So this is written by Dennis Dennis Camp and Alex Packandale.
No idea who the arts going to beby yet.
Says all paths lead to end game.In preparation for the makers
return in Ultimate End game, theUltimate Guardians have been
traveling across time and space,recruiting members new and old.
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Travel across all corners of theUltimate universe.
Don't miss the dawn of many new characters, including Ultimate.
Dear dumb, can't check that out.What the fuck is that Final
fell? I think that's final fell.
I think she already appeared though.
All right, the Big 10 God, why? All right, I'm not straining
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because of who's writing. This is the art.
All right, so this is Ultimate End Game.
This is a 5 issue mini series. I've been telling you guys about
Ultimate End Game for the past couple months.
Written by Dennis Kant, art by Terry Johnson and Jonas Sharp.
And I don't have a problem with Joni Sharp is Terry Dodson.
Terry Johnson draws everybody. They look the same no matter
what book it is. It could be DC, Marvel, Image,
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Top Cow, Boom, Dynamite, IDW, Mad Cave, whatever, but
everybody looks the same. He has no variation in skills
whatsoever. All right, end game has arrived.
The moment that has been building since the beginning of
the new Ultimate Universe Spinning out of Dennis Camp and
Ron Riggy's Ultimate comes the culmination of Ultimate
Invasion. 2000 years have passedin the Ultimate Universe, but
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inside the city, the Maker has had thousands of OK, they put
thousands in paragraphs because he's basically been stuck in
like this, this city for 10,000 years.
So the Makers had thousands of years prepare for his return.
With the barrier around the cityfinally gone, heroes all across
the Ultimate Universe must mobilize to defeat the Maker
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before his game over for everyone.
Meanwhile, the rest of the worldwages World War 3. 32 pages, 599
All right, I believe this is a one shot.
This is going to be Sorcerer's supreme #1 so I don't know who
is writing this or drawing it, unless the purse's name is M
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because it says writer M, artistM.
All right, so this is the sorcery Supreme is dead.
Long live the Sorcerer Supreme in the aftermath of one world
under Doom. Because Doctor Doom is currently
the Sorcerer Supreme, a new power arises, one bullet to defy
the tradition, break every rule,and chart a bold new path.
Will this rogue closer supreme bring magic in the Marvel
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Universe, new heights, or leave it in ruin?
32 pages, 499. Why this gambit?
On this gambit, don't use magic Storm.
Don't use magic, Valeria. She can probably learn magic all
right. Doctor Strange Issue 1, written
by Derek Landy with art by Ivan Fiorillo.
All right. After becoming the social
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supreme for Asgard, Steven lost his chance at redemption and
revenge against June with Loki murdered Thor, cutting Midgard
off from the other 9 grams. Wait, what?
I got to catch up on Thor. With No Way Home and few allies
remaining in Asgard, Strange travels to Aflahan to
investigate an emerging crisis. But in an unfamiliar land and
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Strange prevent elves and angelsfrom going to war over a
mysterious coffin. Maybe with some help from
Heaven's own Angela, Derek Lange, and Ivan Fiorillo.
I'm sorry. Fiorilli joined forces for a
bold new era of Doctor Strange that take him on a true journey
into mystery to see what they did there because Marvel used to
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have a book called journey in the mystery and that's where a
lot of characters appeared like Iron Man.
No Iron Man was in tales to a sign on his journey in the
mystery was like the sci-fi stuff.
So doctor strangers store so on and so forth. 32 pages 499 All
right. Wicked Riches Witches Road 5
inch mini series written by Wyatt Kennedy art by Andy
Pereira A dark, macabre adventure awaits down the
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Witches Rd. that will reshape Wiccan and the magical fabric of
the Marvel Universe. For them, we can hopelin arrive
back on the Earth. But nothing can be easy for
Marvel's favorite former space emperors.
With Hopelin grievously wounded,it's up to Wiccan to save the
day. But what lymphs will he be
willing to do so? So I get it, the MCU of it all.
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MCU synergy since Wiccan walk the Witch's road, Agatha all
along. Although he really made the
witch's role, that won't be the case here because the witch's
role actually exists in the comments.
I think James Robinson invented it when he did a Scarlet Witch
book years ago. I predate that, but I don't
know. All right, the will of Doom.
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This looks like it's going to bea one shot written by Chip
Zadarski and art by Kathu, who is actually one of my favorite
artists. There's a that's a Fantastic
Four deal with the fallout of one world under doom.
They're faced with big questionsin the surprising new global
menace. Will the White House have their
backs? Will the Red Hulk, the next
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stage of the Marvel Universe starts here.
Yes, this is a one shot. It's 48 pages and it's 699.
All right, the end 2099. Not sure if I'm reading this one
because there's been a lot of 2099 books going on, but I
haven't read a single one. This is written by Steve Orlando
with art by Ibrahim Robertson Robertson, Not Robinson
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Robertson, not even Robert Rob Burr.
So all right. From the ashes of the Age of
Heroes, a new generation of vigilantes like Spider Man 29,
Nova 2099, and Red Hulk 29 emerged in the dystopia that
forced a bright new future. A future that has come to the
end in the massive I'm sorry in the face of the busiest, a
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horrifying fusion of a no infected Galactus.
As the Devourer and Black descends upon the world, a deal
is struck with the devil, literally as an A festival.
That's the fate of 2099 in a brutal battle of celebrival,
fitting the words of 2099 against fan favorite characters
from across the multi universe like Age of Apocalypse era
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Wolverine, Claremont, Byrne era Cyclops and Marvel girl House of
them era born the Maximoff and so many more battling for their
own universal survivor. It's hero against hero and
there's no holds bar or against extinction.
But as Marvel's past present, I'm sorry, but it's Marvel's
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past present Duke and help. Only one thing is certain.
The future is coming and it's forming and it's arriving in the
form of spider man 309932 pages 499.
All right, Black Panther Intergalactic.
Written by Victor Lavely with art by Stefano Nessie the only
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thing Stefano Nessie to Charlie king of Wakanda faces the
challenge of uniting all of his Kingdom on earth and in the
stars. Before he Before he can begin,
though, something or someone steals him away.
The mysterious planet, but the Black Panther must fight for his
life. Jury.
His sister works to find him butsome but with the king and
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Princess distracted while someone else sees the title up.
Emperor for Conduct 32 pages 499so on the sale.
December 3rd, Doctor Strange issue 1 Marvel University.
I'm sorry. Ultimate University years in
Wicked Witches Rd. All right.
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December 30. I'm sorry, I hate the fact that
this is never in order. December 10th at the end 2099
December 17th, Black Panther Intergalactic, December 24th,
The Wheel of Doom, Christmas Eve, Sorcerer Supreme Number one
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and ultimate end game issue. So that's it for my solicits.
All right, my next story. PlayStation had their state of
play. In my opinion, it was very
underwhelming. I wasn't feeling anything that
they showed with the exception Wolverine, but I'm going to go
over it anyway. So we got to look at Battlefield
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6. It says step into the boots of
Dagger 13 as Battlefield 6 unveils its globe trotting
single player campaign. This Elite With Me Marine
Raiders unit is determined to stop Pax Armata, a private
military corporation seeking to reshape global power as world
order teeters on the edge of collapse.
Switch between members in command, the rest of your unit
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to support you in this military thriller.
OK, I've never heard of that in like AFPS where you can take
over different characters in thegame.
All right, from the script, the endless end, navigate the world
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of words in APS 5 exploration base to the action adventure
coming from the same creative minds RPG time of the Legend of
Right Desworks, Inc in collaboration with Shushia
Games. So I'm not going to go for all
these because I got a lot of reviews to do and I still have
to head down to Fort Lauderdale.Dynasty Warriors 3 is getting a
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remaster, so this was the original PS2.
Dynasty Warriors 3 introduced many players to the series, core
staples such as two player simultaneous play and the
officer development system. Come March 19th next year, it'll
be reborn on the PS-5 and the former Dynasty Warriors Three
Complete Edition Remastered, built on Unreal Engine 5 and
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featuring numerous enhancements.PlayStation also announced that
they are releasing a God of War 20th Anniversary Edition.
Controller doesn't look that much different from the white
one. Besides it has Kratos's red mark
and the buttons are red. pre-orders are open on October
3rd. Gran Turismo 7 don't care.
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Halloween is coming out on September 8th of next year.
It is basically dead by daylight, but only Michael
Myers. So you get to play as either
Michael Myers or you get to playas survivors who have to
basically call the cops and stave off Michael Myers.
But it did look good, like they gave Michael Myers like this
weird like shadow effect power where you know he can stealthily
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move across the map. So he could just like pop up
behind me versus the survivor and kill them and Wolverine
finally coming out all of next year if it doesn't get delayed.
So you know, we all know about the insomniac hack from what
like 3 years ago, like right before spider man 2 came out.
But we finally got the look got confirmation on who's playing
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will bring. That would be none other than
Liam McIntyre, who took over therole of Sparta Kiss from Andy
Whitfield on Stars after he had to step down due to his cancer
diagnosis. In his passing, he also played,
I believe, Weather Wizard on TheFlash.
So yeah, Neo 3 is coming out. I still haven't played the other
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two. I have the first one, I think I
might have. The second one, I'm not entirely
sure, but that would be out February 26th.
I'm sorry, not 26th, February 6th of next year.
Also we got the announcement forthe PlayStation Monthly games
for October. So October 7th.
Who can text Tekken 3 on Soul Calibur 3 as part of the
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PlayStation classics? But it looks like Goat Simulator
3, Alan Wake 2 and something called Cocoon.
They also announced some PlayStation Pulse Elevate
speakers. I don't think they have a
release date for those just yet.Let me go ahead and look into
this. But they work with PS-5, PC and
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Mac. They have built in mics with AI
enhanced noise rejection life like desktop audio, PlayStation
Link Ultra low latency and multiple device connectivity.
Built for desktop and gaming portability.
So you can actually connect thisto your PlayStation portal if
you want to highly customizable audio.
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It just says that they'll come out sometime next year.
Oh, Soros was a was a game that I saw that, you know, caught my
eye House marquee same people who made returnal.
This game will be coming out March 20th, 2026 and that looks
good. If you've got Sonic racing cross
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worlds. They announced one of the DLCS
that will be coming out next year will be a Mega Man 2 patch
content. It's part of the season pass.
So sometime next year you're getting the seven deadly sins
game. If you plan on if you like the
anime. I don't but you know, like I
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said, there's there really wasn't much that caught my eye
was mainly sorrows, Neo 3, Wolverine and Halloween.
Oh Highlander cast. Why did I put the oh beyond the
spider verse also got bumped up a week.
So instead of coming out what was the release date originally?
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If it loads it will now be released June 18th, 2027.
So that's good for us. Highlander Update As far as
casting goes, Drew McIntyre has joined the cast.
For those of you who do not knowwho Drew McIntyre is, he is a
wrestler signed to WWE. He is actually Scottish, so 2
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Scots in the movie. So there's that.
It's time for me to queue the spoiler alert and I am going to
talk about Alien Earth Season 1 Episode 8 which is titled The
Real Monsters directed by Dana Gonzalez, written by Noah Howley
and Magizzi Penasoa. So basically in the aftermath of
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the last episode with Nymph's going ape shit on soldiers,
Xenomorph killing a bunch of people, Arthur Sylvia dying,
Morrow and the rest of the Utaniagents being captured,
Everyone's been basically been imprisoned.
So the hypers are in one cell, Joe and Morrow and the other
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Wendy, who is basically the mostadvanced of the hybrids.
Because she was the first, she actually has access to all the
systems of Neverland Island, hence the reason why she was
able to let the xenomorph out the last 1.
So she blocked the facilities, cameras and communications,
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broke everybody out. Morrow broke himself out,
decided to go fight, Hirsch broke Kirsch's back, and all the
hybrids slowly started rounding everybody up.
Boy Cavalier tried to run, but Wendy eventually caught up with
him. Adam who is Boy Cavalier's
assistant, we actually found outthat he indeed was the first
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Symph that Boy Cavalier made to replace his father and they
basically tried to set up Joe toget taken over by the eyeball
jockey but Wendy put a stop to that.
It went down the drain and disappeared until like the end
of the episode and takes over Authors beach rotted corpse.
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But very good episode. I don't know how I feel just
yet. I mean, I need to see more
because there was a lot of exposition dumps in this episode
of Wendy Sand Boy Cavaliers and Peter Pan.
You know, he grew up, but yet herefuses to grow up and he
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refuses to acknowledge it. But All in all, I would give
this season 1/9 just for small things.
Like they really should not haveput the photo of the the actor
in the Xenomorph suit out rocking Adidas because now
that's all I see in my head. Like when the Xenomorphins out
on the beach who's just basically running wild and free
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at this point. So it's like, Yo, Wendy, you
going to wrangle him in before the rest of the you tiny
soldiers get there? Because very awkward if you
don't, because then it's just going to go on a full blown
killing spree. All right, Peacemaker doing
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episodes 5:00 and 6:00 because like an idiot, I forgot the
episode 5 Back to the Suture directed by Athea Jones, written
by James Gunn. So Harcourt and Peacemaker meet
at a park, which actually turns out to be an ambush.
And Harcourt sent Peacemaker thethe code word for a setup which
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is prophetic. He decided to come anyway.
He expressed his feelings to her.
He gets ambushed by Argus agent Sasha Bardot has a shot on him,
but Harcourt takes him down so he doesn't get shot in the head.
Rick Flagg beats him black and blue while Harcourt has a condom
to book him. So, you know, they can't
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basically say that, oh, Peacemaker disappeared.
So then they end up having to let him go.
Chris has a conversation with Harcourt like, yo, do you really
have any feelings for me? And she's like, no, fuck, OK,
We, we made-up once on the on the boat and that was a mistake.
So he writes A farewell letter to everybody.
Well, he writes to Autobio and she reads it to everybody.
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Judo Master is trailing Peacemaker as he opens the
portal to go to a new world and he sets it.
He resets the dimensional gateway so nobody can follow
him. Autobio reads a letter.
Vigilante is crying on Autobio and then they decide, you know,
we have to go and get Chris because Chris is now living on
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this new earth with his brother and his dad in Eagley and his
new relationship with autobio. All right, episode 6 ignorance
is Chris. This is where we're getting at.
Written and directed by James Gunn.
They figure out how to set the portal.
They go in through the dimensional gateway.
They figure out what door it is.They go there.
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Keith shows up and takes Prime Amelia to Argus after being
covered in cocaine at vigilanteshouse because he keeps all the
money in the drugs from every superhero rate he does in his
basement where he lives with hismom and also lied to her about
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Harcourt being his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Chris is laying in
bed with the alternate earth Harcourt and she's in this.
I'm sorry. She's in the shower and they're
getting ready to head into work.Economo stays behind at the
house and cleans up the mess that Ingley made while Adebaya
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goes out for a walk. And then we slowly realized that
everyone's looking at a bottle very weirdly and Harcourt is
being interrogated due to the fact that the drug sniffing dog
felt a little bit suspicious. So they ran her blood.
Work. And Chris sees her there.
They have a conversation about everything, but then the prime,
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I mean, not the prime Earth 2, alternate Earth.
Harcourt shows up to work and things get suspicious and
Harcourt, prime Harcourt tells Chris.
You know, I've only been here for a couple minutes and I just
realized there's no people of color here.
Keith is driving down the street, he sees Iabato and
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everybody starts freaking out. And I'm so glad nobody said the
N word. But they're like, oh, it's a
black. It's a black.
And then Chris looks at the American flag, sees a swastika
on there. And also Vigilante went and met
himself. And they are basically the same
person with the exception of Earth X, Earth 2, whatever you
want to call it. Vigilante hates Peacemaker.
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Meanwhile Rick Flagg also seniorvisits Lex Luthor and bell ring
to strike the deal with him to move him to another prison with
no metas in exchange for helpinglocate priest maker and the
dimensional portal. So yes, band theories called it
Verf X. Everybody was saying since like
episode 3 or 4, hey, where's allall the ain't no black person in
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here. No no, no Indian people, no
Hispanic people. So it's like, oh, OK, so yeah,
this is this is where we're going.
All right, cool. All right, guys, I actually
forgot to review Gen. V So big booting this right back
up and I'm going to add it in somewhere.
All right. Episode 4 Bags directed by
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Alrick Riley, written by Grant Engelstein and Chris Dingus.
All right so after the backlash to Jordan revealing everything
that happened about attacking Kate, Andre being killed I mean
Andre Dyke Seifel organizes a fight between Marie and Jordan
and if they refuse he will send all three of them so Jordan,
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Marie and Emma back to Elmira. So in an attempt to find out
some information on Cypher, Jordan Kate break into Cypress
house and discover his father ina hyperbaric chamber.
Marie gains better control of her powers due to lessons with
Cypher and he tells her that Odessa was a project that was
made to enhance soups and that she can be more powerful than
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Homelander if she puts her mind to it.
Emma also, I mean Marie also discovers that there is no V in
Cypress blood since you know, she can read blood and she also
came up with the conclusion thathe is human.
Harper tries to get Emma to control her powers without her
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harmful methods of bombing. Cipher was like, yo, Kate,
you're an idiot. This is the 21st century, we
have cameras, so I saw you breaking my house.
They figure out a way to blackmail Cipher by using Kate
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as a scapegoat. So Emma goes in through a pipe
to give her a camera, but Cipherremains unfazed and also reveals
his powers in the middle of Kateand Marie's fight.
I mean Marie and Jordan's fight by manipulating Jordan and Marie
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actually ends up using her powers to take control of
Jordan's blood to win the fight.Very good episode.
It sucks that we only have 4 episodes left, but yeah I am
enjoying Genevieve. But anyway, here is the Marvel
Zombies review. All right, so Marvel Zombies
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came out and I'm doing the firsttwo episodes because I don't
have time to watch the entire thing and as far as I know, this
is a mini series, so first episode also.
Can I just say that guys? Can we give Zell Wills a break?
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Because he wrote a good majorityof I'm sorry, He wrote actually
every single episode of this series.
So five years after the zombie outbreak devastates Earth, we've
got Kate Bishop, Reed Williams, and Kamala Khan all living in
New York, scrapping and surviving.
And on their daily patrol, they find a shrunken device inside a
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zombie SHIELD agent, where they realize they have to go to a
SHIELD base in Ohio to activate it.
And meanwhile they get stuck in between a fight between Icarus
and a zombie Carroll Danvers. Kate gets killed.
Reed Reed gets bit and Blake Knight actually comes out of
nowhere and saves Kamala takes her to the base, where they
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encounter Molina Bostakov. Sorry, Alexis shocked Shostakov
Angelina Bova, who have basically taken up refuge in the
base and they figure out that itis a beacon to send a signal to
the North court. But the zombies attack the base,
which are led by zombie Acquia who serves the Red Queen AKA won
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the maxim off Red Guardian gets excited because he gets to fight
a zombie Steve Rogers finally. And like I said about the Funko,
he ain't got no bottom half, it's just his upper torso.
Meanwhile, there's also a zombieHawkeye there, Zombie Ghost and
Emil Blomski. Alexi kills Steve Rogers Blade,
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Night kills Ava and Molina, Enslick sacrifices herself to
allow Play Night, Kamala, Red Guardian and Galena to escape
and Play Night reveals that he knows the ship capable.
He knows the location of a ship that's able to reach space.
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All right. Episode 2 we get a flashback of
Shang Chi and Katie and Jimmy Woo all on the West Coast
basically fighting their way through a horde of survivors
when the 10 ring shows up and it's Death Dealer and Wenbu.
Shanxi gets bitten and Wenbu sacrifices some stuff and gives
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him the 10 ranks to basically contain the outbreak.
So we jump back to five years later to the present, and we see
Katie and Shanxi are sharing theTen rings and they're on a.
Type of Mad Max type situation, trying to make it to Zemo's
sanctuary. Zemo of all people.
And you know what his sanctuary is?
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The Raft. So Kamala Khan's there with
Blade, Elena and Red Guardian. So they're getting ready to head
to New Asgard when they come across the Telicani and Neymour
comes in and Rex stuff. Zemo decides to sacrifice
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Kamala, Red guarding Yelena and Blade to name more, but that
backfires and the Raft basicallygoes to crap and Yelena stays
behind to manually override the escape pods so the rest of the
group can get free. I mean, so far I'm digging these
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first two episodes. I did not expect them to take
Florence Pew off the board that fast.
Maybe she's not dead. I'm being very optimistic, but I
don't know. I mean, she was on a sinking
ship basically. All right, so let's go ahead and
get into it. Him.
This is my review for him, directed by Justin Tipping.
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Written by Justin Tipping, Skip Bronkey, Zach Ackers stars
Marlon Waynes, Tariq Withers, Julia Fox and Tim Heidecker.
So this movie follows Cameron Cave who watches his favorite
football in the San Antonio Sabres when the league
championship. But he also witnesses his
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favorite quarterback, Isaiah White suffer a basically career
injury career ending injury as when he's a child.
Meanwhile, we see after he graduates college, he is on the
verge of being drafted. He is training for the combine
when he gets attacked by somebody in the goat costume
which causes him to have to get his head stapled.
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Cam still continues to attempt his football career despite the
doctors saying, hey, you might want to slow down because you
could do some permanent damage to yourself.
But his agent, Tom, actually gets these saviors to do a
one-on-one training session withIsaiah for a week in the desert.
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And Isaiah puts Cam through a lot of disturbing challenges,
including a practice year away, football.
But she repeatedly hit somebody in the head, which basically
causes him to lose a couple teeth.
Isaiah is getting his blood drawn so he can keep it stored
because his blood is at an elevated level due to all the
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training he's done. But Cam has slowly been getting
ejected with Isaiah's blood which causes him to have
hallucinations but he believes it's an energy booster.
Cam is also attacked by a crazedfan and Isaiah kills her and Cam
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tries to leave but then Isaiah'swife played by Juliet Fox tries
to seduce him but Cam don't fallfor it.
Isaiah wakes up the next. I mean Cam wakes up the next day
with Isaiah at his best thing. I go did you sleep with my wife
with a gun? He's like Nah.
But anyway. So towards the end of the movie,
they're basically at a secret party to meet the savior's
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owners. Marco who is the team doctor
tells Cam to run but Cam doesn't.
So the owners offer Cam some drinks, which basically is
Isaiah's blood mixed with some alcohol and finds Marco's head
in a plastic line room where Elsie who is Isaiah's wife,
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soothes him until he passes out and wakes up in a nice bath back
at Isaiah's compound with more of Isaiah's blood being injected
into him. And finds out that this whole
thing is supposed to basically be you're, you're going to be my
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avatar like I was my mentor and his mentor and so on and so
forth. So basically it's a gladiator
type situation. Two men enter a room, only one
can leave. Isaiah gets killed by camp.
So camp ends up on the cook off view where Elsie and all the
saviors, owners and Tom are wearing animal masks and present
him with a contractor sign. They revealed that they arranged
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basically everything in Cam's life so he could be the next
great super quarterback and thatthey orchestrated the attack on
him and refused to sign the contract.
Killed all the owners. Elsie accidentally kills
herself. He also kills the owner but he
spares Tom who ends up being dragged into a pizza con and
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blown up. And then that's the end of the
movie. So All in all, I liked the
movie. I really didn't have any notes
about it. The only issue I really had was
the X-ray stuff that you see in the trailer when like Cam gets
hit and whatnot. I didn't need that.
Maybe you do it like one time, but like in the middle of a
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fight, it's unnecessary. And I really felt like we could
have used like another maybe like 1520 minutes of flushing
out some things. But Oh, no, I like the movies.
I will honestly probably give itan 8 out of 10, maybe 7 1/2.
I'm kind of like in that 7-8 wiggle room because I'm not in a
rush to watch it, but I will watch it again when it comes
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out. OK, that's it.
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yo, I said, I'm coming down. Chill out, OK?
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I know, OK? It's my hunts, you know?
I'm gonna be there, OK. But bye, y'all.
Next week, episode 7 of Peacemaker after Burn review and
the last two episodes of Marvel Zombies.
All right, bye.