The Unbaptism of The Free Society Satanists. Jack is joined by Killizabeth from the "Talking Shit About Podcast" to perform the unbaptism ritual of The FSS. It is called "The Four Anointed Promises To Baphomet".
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intro music (00:00):
Satan, satan, satan , our Lord and Master.
I acknowledge thee as my Godand Prince.
I promise to serve and obeythee as long as I shall live.
I renounce the other God andall the saints.
Don't listen to them.
Don't listen to them.
Jack Violently (00:28):
Welcome back to the Ave Satanas podcast.
My name is Jack Violently.
I'll be your host today.
The ASP is a presentation ofthe Free Society Satanist.
We are a worldwide collectiveof anarchistic Satanists under
the banner of the Global Orderof Satan.
For more information and how tojoin us on Discord, check the
banner of the Global Order ofSatan.
For more information and how tojoin us on Discord, check the
links in the show notes.
(00:49):
We've also added a support theshow tab in the show notes where
you can directly donate to ourfundraising efforts.
All proceeds made from that tabgo towards our fundraiser.
So we have a very cool episodefor you today.
For those who've been listeningfor a while, you may have
remembered the show A SatanistBorn Every Minute where I
(01:09):
interviewed Kill Elizabeth fromthe Kill Elizabeth pod or the
Talking Shit About podcast.
And you know we were justhaving a discussion about
Satanism and about unbaptismsand Kill Elizabeth had made
mention that they'd want to getunbaptized.
And Kill Elizabeth had mademention that they'd want to get
unbaptized.
And over the past couple ofmonths you know we've been
talking back and forth about howthat would look.
(01:29):
And here we are today, killElizabeth, what's going on?
Killizabeth (01:33):
Not much.
I put on eyeliner for the firsttime in many years, so I'm
pretty excited, very nice.
Jack Violently (01:40):
This will be an audio only portion episode, but
you know, looking good, feelinggood, heck yeah, unless you want
to save the, the, the, thevideo for your end as well.
But this will be an audio onlypodcast.
On the obvious Sedona's podcastportion how are things going
today?
Killizabeth (01:57):
Good, I also listened to ghost for the first
time in many years their firstalbum like three times.
Then I was like, all right, Ishould listen to something else,
but it felt right for this yeah.
Jack Violently (02:11):
Another band to look into.
Two bands would be Zeal ArdorDon't know if you've heard of
them and a band called Lucifer.
They're like 1970s big stadiumrock sound.
It's like Led Zeppelin, likethat type of shit.
It's like a female fronted LedZeppelin.
They're fucking badass.
I love Lucifer and I'm sure youknow about Twin Temple and all
(02:35):
that.
Well, right on.
So what you know, since weoriginally talked on our podcast
A Satanist Born Every Minutethat we did together, you know
you had mentioned that you'dwanted to get unbaptized, can
you kind of talk to me, talk methrough a little bit about, like
, your decision as to, like youknow, why you wanted to do that,
like what led us here today?
Killizabeth (02:55):
I am big on symbolism and the.
You know I won't go into thewhole spiel about how I found
Satanism because you can listento that on the other episodes,
but I sorry, I wasn't preparedto like speak this much, you're
(03:15):
fine.
You're fine.
It's a really cool idea becauseyou know baptism when you're a
baby, it's put upon you and Inever really clicked with
christianity in that way, really.
So, um, and yeah, this idea oftaking it back and being my own
(03:37):
master, and honestly, I lovegood ritual.
I love a good reason to dressup.
I'm going to be honest, that'sa big part of it.
Jack Violently (03:51):
That's cool.
If for no other reason than todress up and have a good ritual,
why not?
That works too.
Killizabeth (03:57):
Yeah, not exclusively, but I won't lie
that that is a part of it.
Um, but I yeah, and it's sofunny, so I don't know what
happened in our conversations,but you definitely mentioned
that you drink the liquid inquestion and somehow in my brain
I was like, oh, baptism, youbaptism, you're going to pour it
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on yourself.
And so we went through and wehad this conversation about all
the different liquids I wasgoing to choose.
And you were very concernedbecause I'm in recovery from
alcohol addiction and one of thedrinks I mentioned could
interact with my medications andI was so laissez-faire because
I was like I'm just going gonnapour it on myself, it doesn't
(04:38):
matter.
And you and my husbandyesterday, he was like, so did
you decide on your options?
And I was like, what are youtalking about?
And he was like he was likekind of concerned.
He wasn't telling me what to donecessarily, but he was kind of
probing a little bit and I waslike, oh shit, no, honey, let me
tell you like I went right overmy head.
(04:59):
So, um, he feels much betterabout my choices now.
Jack Violently (05:03):
That could have been me.
I probably.
You know, like you've heard theway that I speak.
I don't accurately describeshit a lot half the time, so it
probably like I heard it clearas day in my head.
But what I was saying was, yeah, there was a cup with liquid.
I didn't say whether yousprinkle it or drink it.
I get that.
That was probably on me.
But yeah, like knowing what Iknow about you, and you hadn't
mentioned something about likealcohol addiction in the past
(05:26):
and you had mentioned like wineand vodka.
Two of your choices were likealcoholic.
I'm like man you're fuckinghardcore with this shit.
So that was like my oh shit facewas like I don't want to be
responsible for like having abackslide or anything, but I
thought that was a very metaloption.
Knowing that about you and andwhat we had discussed earlier
about that, I was like fuck man,she's going all in with this
shit.
(05:46):
So, um, but but yeah, I I wasquite concerned when you had
mentioned those two,specifically in the pomple moose
.
Um, little croy, as I caninteract with your medication.
Oh my god, geez, like justdestroy yourself for satan.
Killizabeth (06:01):
Hell yeah, man, let's well that's so funny
because the night before, like Iwas in bed and like the night
before, I made the realizationthat, oh, I'll be drinking it.
I was like, maybe I don't wantto have alcohol in there, maybe
I want to reevaluate my choices,not because, like I, was
necessarily concerned forrelapse which was a concern, but
more of like I don't want.
(06:22):
I want to put that behind me.
I don't want that to be a partof who I am moving forward and
part of this ritual.
Like I want to cleanse that.
And so it was kind ofserendipitous that in the end I
discovered that I'd be drinkingit.
Jack Violently (06:38):
So that just kind of solidified it.
I am so glad too.
So we've been texting back andforth the listeners don't know
this.
This is kind of like we'resetting up this conversation.
So we've been texting back andforth and when you made the
realization that, like, oh no,I'm drinking this, I'm not like
pouring this on myself had youwouldn't have sent that to me
and you would have just had achalice and I said, okay, lift
the chalice and drink.
And you just like dump it onyour head.
I'm like what the fuck ishappening here?
(07:01):
So I'm glad we got that workedout for sure.
Because, yeah, you know, likewith the alcohol especially, you
know, and with the pomplemousse, lacroix, a lot of like what
Satanism is and what I would say90% of it is, is like not
self-harm, it's the opposite ofself-harm, it's like
(07:21):
self-rejuvenation and buildingyourself up from that.
So I'm really glad we get thatcrossed out.
So you didn't just have like aglass of wine and I'm like, okay
, and drink from the goblet.
You're like, oh, this is toolate to you know so.
I'm glad that got sorted out.
For sure, this unbaptism is theunbaptism of the free society,
satanist, and it is called thefour anointed promises of
(07:41):
Baphomet.
Um, for those listening at homeor on the bus or wherever you
are, you do have the option tojoin along and there's a call
and response option in thisunbaptism.
Anytime you hear the word hailand something else like hail
Satan, hail thyself, hail, kill,elizabeth, you are more than
welcome to chant along with me.
(08:03):
However, if you are listeningto this riding on the bus or
sitting beside loved ones withyour earphones in, you probably
don't want to chant, so it is upto you listening.
Land out there.
You do have the option to speakalong with us Anytime the word
hail comes out.
Just follow along and say itafter me.
Elizabeth, are you ready to getstarted?
Killizabeth (08:24):
Yeah, let me go get dressed.
Jack Violently (08:26):
Outstanding, we will be right back.
Killizabeth (08:28):
And I will not be able to see once.
I put this on.
Jack Violently (08:31):
Yeah, so for those listening out there, part
of the ritual is to have a maskon.
You can have a hooded robe or amask.
Elizabeth has opted to do both.
So, yeah, she's going to go getthe mask on and I'm basically
just filling time until she getsback.
But, yeah, this will be thefirst time that the Free Society
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Satanist we have ever actuallypublished our unbaptism.
We do this every year at ourmeetups.
We do have another meetupcoming along in July.
It'll be July in Atlanta andwe'll be doing this again, but
this will probably be the oneand only time we actually
televise this ritual.
Looks like she is ready.
I think we will begin.
(09:14):
We will begin.
We are gathered on this night,family, friends and loved ones
to celebrate the unbaptism ofElizabeth and bear witness to
the promise they make tothemselves to live a life no
longer burdened by superstitionand dogma.
To the Satanist in attendancetonight hail Satan.
(09:37):
To the friends, unaffiliated,hail thyself.
But, most importantly, to KillElizabeth, who has chosen to rid
themselves of the shackles oftyranny and religious oppression
.
Hail, Kill Elizabeth.
Let us begin.
Killizbeth, do you promise thisnight, among family and friends
(10:00):
, that you are here of your ownfree will, to rid yourself of
the shame, guilt and oppressionthat has bound you these many
years.
Killizabeth (10:11):
I do.
Jack Violently (10:12):
Then raise your right hand to the sky in
affirmation of your desires tolive your life on your own terms
, governed by you alone andwithout archaic superstition and
dogma.
Hail Satan.
Killizabeth (10:26):
Hail Satan.
Jack Violently (10:27):
Kill Elizabeth.
Do you promise this night,among family and friends, to
cast aside the unjust rules andlaws set upon you by the church
and live your life as you seefit?
I do Hail Satan, elizabeth.
(10:58):
Do you promise this night,among family and friends, to let
logic and reason be your moralcompass, living a life of your
own choosing, deciding foryourself what is right and just,
instead of relying on man-madelaw to guide you?
I do, then, remove your masksignifying the restraints and
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blinders of organized religionhave been stripped away from
your soul.
Hail Satan, kill Elizabeth.
Take the chalice in your hands,please.
The waters used in baptism areknown by all, but the liquid in
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that cup is known by you and youalone.
That cup signifies yourpersonal choice to partake in
the indulgences of the worldwithout guilt or shame.
You alone are responsible foryour gratification.
Do you swear tonight, amongfamily and friends, to be your
own moral compass to partake andindulge as you see fit, as long
(12:02):
as it brings harm to anyone?
Then drink from the cupdissolving the waters of baptism
that wants to rush over yourhead.
Hail Satan, so Kill Elizabeth.
(12:32):
I will now ask that you presentyourself to those in attendance
as a person no longer bound byreligious dogma and superstition
.
The people who are inattendance tonight love and
accept you for who you truly are.
Killizabeth (12:38):
Hail Satan, hail Satan tonight love and accept
you for who you truly are.
Hell, satan, hell satan.
Jack Violently (12:41):
So at that point is where I would usually chant
seven times hell, satan.
But people listening at homewould probably you know.
So that's where we ended rightthere.
Um, so how do you feel?
You are now an unbaptizedperson in the free society
satanist I know it was cool.
Killizabeth (12:58):
it was kind of cool being stuck in the mask because
I couldn't see anything, so itwas like I had to just focus on
the words.
Jack Violently (13:04):
Right, right, you hit the bath in that pose.
Excellent too.
I was like fuck yeah, that'sawesome shit Breakfast.
Maybe one second on that.
Killizabeth (13:14):
Yeah, oh, that drink was nasty.
Jack Violently (13:17):
So you can choose to say or not what was it
?
What was in the cup?
Killizabeth (13:23):
okay, so, um, I won't say everything, but I did
go with the dog water.
It was a concoction it lookedlike piss, it kind of tasted
like piss.
Um not that I've drank piss,but um, I did keep the dog water
and I did keep the seltzerwater.
Um, just, not grapefruit, justawesome.
Jack Violently (13:45):
Yeah, fuck, yeah , um, we, we, we put, uh, brita
water in our dog's bowl, so Iwould imagine it probably tastes
similar to what I'm drinkingalready.
Um, well, it was very awesometo be able to do this with you
and to do this for you today.
I know we have been kind oftalking about it for almost a
year now.
It's been maybe about likeeight months, but it's been
(14:05):
really close to a year since wedid that episode.
Killizabeth (14:08):
Yeah, thank you so much for this.
This is so cool.
Jack Violently (14:14):
Since you are on the West Coast and we are
primarily on the East Coast, itwould probably make sense that
you and I will never be able tomeet in person, like in our
meetups or whatever, because ourmeetups are usually East coast
oriented.
So it's kind of cool that wewere able to do this on the zoom
video.
Killizabeth (14:30):
Are the meetups usually during the summer?
Jack Violently (14:32):
We're usually going to have summertime meetups
, so this one in July will be inAtlanta.
The next one um next latesummer, early fall, will be in
uh, philadelphia.
Killizabeth (14:44):
Gotcha.
Jack Violently (14:45):
Yeah, as we tend to branch out, we're going to
try to go a little bit more West, um, but I just don't know that
many people can make it to thePacific Northwest for meetup.
But I was really, reallyenjoying being able to do this
for you today and being able tobe on Zoom with you once again.
Killizabeth (15:04):
Yeah Well, if we end up doing a winter-ish time
or basically any time that's notfire season, I'd love to make
it out there, fuck yeah.
Jack Violently (15:14):
So do you have any other follow-up questions
after the unbaptism is complete?
Killizabeth (15:21):
Am I going to go to hell?
Jack Violently (15:23):
Well.
So we always say you know, hellis what you make it, heaven
doesn't exist.
I'm already there Right.
Look around you, jester'sbroadly at everything.
We are living in hell currently, but that's where all the fun
parties are.
You know, like church they havethe boring, like pew music we
have like the metal guys andorgies.
I mean, come on like no, I'mkidding.
(15:43):
Um, that is once again.
Um I I would definitely sayprobably not, since hell does
not exist.
Killizabeth (15:51):
Yeah no, I'm just just joshing but yeah no, I'm
feeling good, feeling, feelinglight.
Jack Violently (15:57):
Outstanding Good .
Good, we're going to call itthere.
This always was set up and wassupposed to be a really short
episode, just because theunbaptism really takes about
five minutes to complete.
It's not a long and involvedprocess, but I really appreciate
you coming on and I appreciateyou wanting to do it.
I think that's really cool.
Killizabeth (16:18):
Thanks, Jack.
Thanks for coming on my show inthe first place and then
inviting me to join.
Jack Violently (16:23):
Shit.
Yeah, I'm so happy to be here.
So let's see what can I like.
The next thing that I can talkshit about besides Satanism.
It would have to be cheesy 80smovies or sharp punk music would
probably be the only thing Icould think of.
You and Chris, like I said,y'all need to get back on that,
that magic episode you guys weretalking about.
Killizabeth (16:43):
Yeah, I definitely will yeah.
Jack Violently (16:46):
Awesome, awesome .
Well, we're going to end itthere, guys.
I appreciate y'all listening,and kill Elizabeth is also going
to use this audio.
I think you had mentioned youwere probably going to put this
on your your episode as well.
Yeah, i'm'm gonna do somethingwith it, not sure yet.
Awesome, awesome, good deal,well um, until next time, guys.
Killizabeth (17:06):
Hell satan and hell thyself.
Hell satan, I don't know.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
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This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where Satan, satan,satan, our lord and master.
Satan, satan, satan , our Lord and Master.
I acknowledge thee as my Godand Prince.
I promise to serve and obeythee as long as I shall live.
I renounce the other God andall the saints.
Don't listen to them.
Don't listen to them.
Jack Violently (00:28):
Welcome back to the Ave Satanas podcast.
My name is Jack Violently.
I'll be your host today.
The ASP is a presentation ofthe Free Society Satanist.
We are a worldwide collectiveof anarchistic Satanists under
the banner of the Global Orderof Satan.
For more information and how tojoin us on Discord, check the
banner of the Global Order ofSatan.
For more information and how tojoin us on Discord, check the
links in the show notes.
(00:49):
We've also added a support theshow tab in the show notes where
you can directly donate to ourfundraising efforts.
All proceeds made from that tabgo towards our fundraiser.
So we have a very cool episodefor you today.
For those who've been listeningfor a while, you may have
remembered the show A SatanistBorn Every Minute where I
(01:09):
interviewed Kill Elizabeth fromthe Kill Elizabeth pod or the
Talking Shit About podcast.
And you know we were justhaving a discussion about
Satanism and about unbaptismsand Kill Elizabeth had made
mention that they'd want to getunbaptized.
And Kill Elizabeth had mademention that they'd want to get
unbaptized.
And over the past couple ofmonths you know we've been
talking back and forth about howthat would look.
(01:29):
And here we are today, killElizabeth, what's going on?
Killizabeth (01:33):
Not much.
I put on eyeliner for the firsttime in many years, so I'm
pretty excited, very nice.
Jack Violently (01:40):
This will be an audio only portion episode, but
you know, looking good, feelinggood, heck yeah, unless you want
to save the, the, the, thevideo for your end as well.
But this will be an audio onlypodcast.
On the obvious Sedona's podcastportion how are things going
today?
Killizabeth (01:57):
Good, I also listened to ghost for the first
time in many years their firstalbum like three times.
Then I was like, all right, Ishould listen to something else,
but it felt right for this yeah.
Jack Violently (02:11):
Another band to look into.
Two bands would be Zeal ArdorDon't know if you've heard of
them and a band called Lucifer.
They're like 1970s big stadiumrock sound.
It's like Led Zeppelin, likethat type of shit.
It's like a female fronted LedZeppelin.
They're fucking badass.
I love Lucifer and I'm sure youknow about Twin Temple and all
(02:35):
that.
Well, right on.
So what you know, since weoriginally talked on our podcast
A Satanist Born Every Minutethat we did together, you know
you had mentioned that you'dwanted to get unbaptized, can
you kind of talk to me, talk methrough a little bit about, like
, your decision as to, like youknow, why you wanted to do that,
like what led us here today?
Killizabeth (02:55):
I am big on symbolism and the.
You know I won't go into thewhole spiel about how I found
Satanism because you can listento that on the other episodes,
but I sorry, I wasn't preparedto like speak this much, you're
(03:15):
fine.
You're fine.
It's a really cool idea becauseyou know baptism when you're a
baby, it's put upon you and Inever really clicked with
christianity in that way, really.
So, um, and yeah, this idea oftaking it back and being my own
(03:37):
master, and honestly, I lovegood ritual.
I love a good reason to dressup.
I'm going to be honest, that'sa big part of it.
Jack Violently (03:51):
That's cool.
If for no other reason than todress up and have a good ritual,
why not?
That works too.
Killizabeth (03:57):
Yeah, not exclusively, but I won't lie
that that is a part of it.
Um, but I yeah, and it's sofunny, so I don't know what
happened in our conversations,but you definitely mentioned
that you drink the liquid inquestion and somehow in my brain
I was like, oh, baptism, youbaptism, you're going to pour it
(04:18):
on yourself.
And so we went through and wehad this conversation about all
the different liquids I wasgoing to choose.
And you were very concernedbecause I'm in recovery from
alcohol addiction and one of thedrinks I mentioned could
interact with my medications andI was so laissez-faire because
I was like I'm just going gonnapour it on myself, it doesn't
(04:38):
matter.
And you and my husbandyesterday, he was like, so did
you decide on your options?
And I was like, what are youtalking about?
And he was like he was likekind of concerned.
He wasn't telling me what to donecessarily, but he was kind of
probing a little bit and I waslike, oh shit, no, honey, let me
tell you like I went right overmy head.
(04:59):
So, um, he feels much betterabout my choices now.
Jack Violently (05:03):
That could have been me.
I probably.
You know, like you've heard theway that I speak.
I don't accurately describeshit a lot half the time, so it
probably like I heard it clearas day in my head.
But what I was saying was, yeah, there was a cup with liquid.
I didn't say whether yousprinkle it or drink it.
I get that.
That was probably on me.
But yeah, like knowing what Iknow about you, and you hadn't
mentioned something about likealcohol addiction in the past
(05:26):
and you had mentioned like wineand vodka.
Two of your choices were likealcoholic.
I'm like man you're fuckinghardcore with this shit.
So that was like my oh shit facewas like I don't want to be
responsible for like having abackslide or anything, but I
thought that was a very metaloption.
Knowing that about you and andwhat we had discussed earlier
about that, I was like fuck man,she's going all in with this
shit.
(05:46):
So, um, but but yeah, I I wasquite concerned when you had
mentioned those two,specifically in the pomple moose
.
Um, little croy, as I caninteract with your medication.
Oh my god, geez, like justdestroy yourself for satan.
Killizabeth (06:01):
Hell yeah, man, let's well that's so funny
because the night before, like Iwas in bed and like the night
before, I made the realizationthat, oh, I'll be drinking it.
I was like, maybe I don't wantto have alcohol in there, maybe
I want to reevaluate my choices,not because, like I, was
necessarily concerned forrelapse which was a concern, but
more of like I don't want.
(06:22):
I want to put that behind me.
I don't want that to be a partof who I am moving forward and
part of this ritual.
Like I want to cleanse that.
And so it was kind ofserendipitous that in the end I
discovered that I'd be drinkingit.
Jack Violently (06:38):
So that just kind of solidified it.
I am so glad too.
So we've been texting back andforth the listeners don't know
this.
This is kind of like we'resetting up this conversation.
So we've been texting back andforth and when you made the
realization that, like, oh no,I'm drinking this, I'm not like
pouring this on myself had youwouldn't have sent that to me
and you would have just had achalice and I said, okay, lift
the chalice and drink.
And you just like dump it onyour head.
I'm like what the fuck ishappening here?
(07:01):
So I'm glad we got that workedout for sure.
Because, yeah, you know, likewith the alcohol especially, you
know, and with the pomplemousse, lacroix, a lot of like what
Satanism is and what I would say90% of it is, is like not
self-harm, it's the opposite ofself-harm, it's like
(07:21):
self-rejuvenation and buildingyourself up from that.
So I'm really glad we get thatcrossed out.
So you didn't just have like aglass of wine and I'm like, okay
, and drink from the goblet.
You're like, oh, this is toolate to you know so.
I'm glad that got sorted out.
For sure, this unbaptism is theunbaptism of the free society,
satanist, and it is called thefour anointed promises of
(07:41):
Baphomet.
Um, for those listening at homeor on the bus or wherever you
are, you do have the option tojoin along and there's a call
and response option in thisunbaptism.
Anytime you hear the word hailand something else like hail
Satan, hail thyself, hail, kill,elizabeth, you are more than
welcome to chant along with me.
(08:03):
However, if you are listeningto this riding on the bus or
sitting beside loved ones withyour earphones in, you probably
don't want to chant, so it is upto you listening.
Land out there.
You do have the option to speakalong with us Anytime the word
hail comes out.
Just follow along and say itafter me.
Elizabeth, are you ready to getstarted?
Killizabeth (08:24):
Yeah, let me go get dressed.
Jack Violently (08:26):
Outstanding, we will be right back.
Killizabeth (08:28):
And I will not be able to see once.
I put this on.
Jack Violently (08:31):
Yeah, so for those listening out there, part
of the ritual is to have a maskon.
You can have a hooded robe or amask.
Elizabeth has opted to do both.
So, yeah, she's going to go getthe mask on and I'm basically
just filling time until she getsback.
But, yeah, this will be thefirst time that the Free Society
(08:53):
Satanist we have ever actuallypublished our unbaptism.
We do this every year at ourmeetups.
We do have another meetupcoming along in July.
It'll be July in Atlanta andwe'll be doing this again, but
this will probably be the oneand only time we actually
televise this ritual.
Looks like she is ready.
I think we will begin.
(09:14):
We will begin.
We are gathered on this night,family, friends and loved ones
to celebrate the unbaptism ofElizabeth and bear witness to
the promise they make tothemselves to live a life no
longer burdened by superstitionand dogma.
To the Satanist in attendancetonight hail Satan.
(09:37):
To the friends, unaffiliated,hail thyself.
But, most importantly, to KillElizabeth, who has chosen to rid
themselves of the shackles oftyranny and religious oppression
.
Hail, Kill Elizabeth.
Let us begin.
Killizbeth, do you promise thisnight, among family and friends
(10:00):
, that you are here of your ownfree will, to rid yourself of
the shame, guilt and oppressionthat has bound you these many
years.
Killizabeth (10:11):
I do.
Jack Violently (10:12):
Then raise your right hand to the sky in
affirmation of your desires tolive your life on your own terms
, governed by you alone andwithout archaic superstition and
dogma.
Hail Satan.
Killizabeth (10:26):
Hail Satan.
Jack Violently (10:27):
Kill Elizabeth.
Do you promise this night,among family and friends, to
cast aside the unjust rules andlaws set upon you by the church
and live your life as you seefit?
I do Hail Satan, elizabeth.
(10:58):
Do you promise this night,among family and friends, to let
logic and reason be your moralcompass, living a life of your
own choosing, deciding foryourself what is right and just,
instead of relying on man-madelaw to guide you?
I do, then, remove your masksignifying the restraints and
(11:19):
blinders of organized religionhave been stripped away from
your soul.
Hail Satan, kill Elizabeth.
Take the chalice in your hands,please.
The waters used in baptism areknown by all, but the liquid in
(11:40):
that cup is known by you and youalone.
That cup signifies yourpersonal choice to partake in
the indulgences of the worldwithout guilt or shame.
You alone are responsible foryour gratification.
Do you swear tonight, amongfamily and friends, to be your
own moral compass to partake andindulge as you see fit, as long
(12:02):
as it brings harm to anyone?
Then drink from the cupdissolving the waters of baptism
that wants to rush over yourhead.
Hail Satan, so Kill Elizabeth.
(12:32):
I will now ask that you presentyourself to those in attendance
as a person no longer bound byreligious dogma and superstition
.
The people who are inattendance tonight love and
accept you for who you truly are.
Killizabeth (12:38):
Hail Satan, hail Satan tonight love and accept
you for who you truly are.
Hell, satan, hell satan.
Jack Violently (12:41):
So at that point is where I would usually chant
seven times hell, satan.
But people listening at homewould probably you know.
So that's where we ended rightthere.
Um, so how do you feel?
You are now an unbaptizedperson in the free society
satanist I know it was cool.
Killizabeth (12:58):
it was kind of cool being stuck in the mask because
I couldn't see anything, so itwas like I had to just focus on
the words.
Jack Violently (13:04):
Right, right, you hit the bath in that pose.
Excellent too.
I was like fuck yeah, that'sawesome shit Breakfast.
Maybe one second on that.
Killizabeth (13:14):
Yeah, oh, that drink was nasty.
Jack Violently (13:17):
So you can choose to say or not what was it
?
What was in the cup?
Killizabeth (13:23):
okay, so, um, I won't say everything, but I did
go with the dog water.
It was a concoction it lookedlike piss, it kind of tasted
like piss.
Um not that I've drank piss,but um, I did keep the dog water
and I did keep the seltzerwater.
Um, just, not grapefruit, justawesome.
Jack Violently (13:45):
Yeah, fuck, yeah , um, we, we, we put, uh, brita
water in our dog's bowl, so Iwould imagine it probably tastes
similar to what I'm drinkingalready.
Um, well, it was very awesometo be able to do this with you
and to do this for you today.
I know we have been kind oftalking about it for almost a
year now.
It's been maybe about likeeight months, but it's been
(14:05):
really close to a year since wedid that episode.
Killizabeth (14:08):
Yeah, thank you so much for this.
This is so cool.
Jack Violently (14:14):
Since you are on the West Coast and we are
primarily on the East Coast, itwould probably make sense that
you and I will never be able tomeet in person, like in our
meetups or whatever, because ourmeetups are usually East coast
oriented.
So it's kind of cool that wewere able to do this on the zoom
video.
Killizabeth (14:30):
Are the meetups usually during the summer?
Jack Violently (14:32):
We're usually going to have summertime meetups
, so this one in July will be inAtlanta.
The next one um next latesummer, early fall, will be in
uh, philadelphia.
Killizabeth (14:44):
Gotcha.
Jack Violently (14:45):
Yeah, as we tend to branch out, we're going to
try to go a little bit more West, um, but I just don't know that
many people can make it to thePacific Northwest for meetup.
But I was really, reallyenjoying being able to do this
for you today and being able tobe on Zoom with you once again.
Killizabeth (15:04):
Yeah Well, if we end up doing a winter-ish time
or basically any time that's notfire season, I'd love to make
it out there, fuck yeah.
Jack Violently (15:14):
So do you have any other follow-up questions
after the unbaptism is complete?
Killizabeth (15:21):
Am I going to go to hell?
Jack Violently (15:23):
Well.
So we always say you know, hellis what you make it, heaven
doesn't exist.
I'm already there Right.
Look around you, jester'sbroadly at everything.
We are living in hell currently, but that's where all the fun
parties are.
You know, like church they havethe boring, like pew music we
have like the metal guys andorgies.
I mean, come on like no, I'mkidding.
(15:43):
Um, that is once again.
Um I I would definitely sayprobably not, since hell does
not exist.
Killizabeth (15:51):
Yeah no, I'm just just joshing but yeah no, I'm
feeling good, feeling, feelinglight.
Jack Violently (15:57):
Outstanding Good .
Good, we're going to call itthere.
This always was set up and wassupposed to be a really short
episode, just because theunbaptism really takes about
five minutes to complete.
It's not a long and involvedprocess, but I really appreciate
you coming on and I appreciateyou wanting to do it.
I think that's really cool.
Killizabeth (16:18):
Thanks, Jack.
Thanks for coming on my show inthe first place and then
inviting me to join.
Jack Violently (16:23):
Shit.
Yeah, I'm so happy to be here.
So let's see what can I like.
The next thing that I can talkshit about besides Satanism.
It would have to be cheesy 80smovies or sharp punk music would
probably be the only thing Icould think of.
You and Chris, like I said,y'all need to get back on that,
that magic episode you guys weretalking about.
Killizabeth (16:43):
Yeah, I definitely will yeah.
Jack Violently (16:46):
Awesome, awesome .
Well, we're going to end itthere, guys.
I appreciate y'all listening,and kill Elizabeth is also going
to use this audio.
I think you had mentioned youwere probably going to put this
on your your episode as well.
Yeah, i'm'm gonna do somethingwith it, not sure yet.
Awesome, awesome, good deal,well um, until next time, guys.
Killizabeth (17:06):
Hell satan and hell thyself.
Hell satan, I don't know.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
(17:26):
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where the devil dies.
This is where Satan, satan,satan, our lord and master.
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