The Bald Bros Show

Gather 'round the actual grill this week as balding baffoons prep an excellent week of meals and completely ruin them not 30 minutes later. While prepping and cooking, the boys walk you through some tips and common misconceptions about cooking and eating healthy. 

Could Carl remove the echo... echo? What is the best way to cook meat in a healthy manner? How do you get more iron in your diet? We answer these questions ...

Gather 'round the grill as the busy bald bros ask for your forgiveness and explain the lack of episode last week. The boys give also give some updates for new projects and ways for you, the wonderful listeners, can peek further into their lives and interact with them. As a bonus, we will be providing their phone call previous to the "episode".

Did the bald bros die of awesomeness? Are they gone and lost for ...

Gather 'round the grill this week with the smooth domed duo as they welcome Ashton's much paler brother Cody to the show. With no real clear topic, the boys bounce around from growing up in the 80's and 90's to meeting their wives and then somehow end up on their favorite sports moments.

Will Cody be able to speak into the mic for more than 2 seconds at a time? Does Ashton ignore red flags? Do they make...

Gather 'round the grill this week as the hairless hunks are joined by Max yet again. This time, they are figuring out how Max lost his neck and replaced it with back muscles. What is the recipe for ripped? What are the drawbacks of steroids? What the heck is an insertion? We answer these questions and more this week on The Bald Bros Show.

Also, sorry for the late upload. Blame my furnace blower that was apparently bui...

Gather 'round the grill this week as the hairless duo welcome their guest Max to talk about addiction and how to break the cycle. While this is a more serious episode, they take everything in stride, and Matt is able to speak about his difficulties with honesty and a light-hearted approach.

What happened to the bleep button? Is Ashton really Darth Vader? What the heck is clogging Carl's throat all the time? Did a...

Gather 'round the grill this week as the balding beefcakes use topics given by you, the listeners, and give the usual great advice from life experiences. They field questions ranging from becoming a father to erectile disfunction with grace and aplomb.

Will Ashton find a new way to annoy Carl? At what point is too much jewelry for women? Who has the better top 5 list? We answer these questions and more this week on Th...

Gather 'round the grill with the boys this week as they welcome the highly successful and entertaining Terry Tucker. He's an author, he's ex-SWAT, he's played against Michael Jordan and James Worthy, he's battled cancer... we're not sure if there's anything this man hasn't done. 

Will Ashton overtake Carl for the censor beep championships? How fast can you go without getting a ticket...

Gather 'round the grill and join Ashton and Carl this week as they welcome 20 year old Paxton into the studio to discuss manhood in the newest generation. They explore what the dating climate is like for younger men these days as well as find some hidden differences.

Will Ashton have more bleeps this week than Carl? Who hasn't seen Friday? Did they get through a full episode with no interruptions from the family?...

Gather 'round the grill and enjoy the sultry sounds of the dooless duo. This week the guys are joined by bald bro 2.5 and Ashton's two sisters -- one of which has very bad decision making skills and married Carl. They continue finish their lists on what every man needs to learn from three different perspectives.

Will Carl ever clean up his potty mouth? Will Ashton stop giving out personal information each week? W...

Gather 'round the grill with the slickest domes this side of the Rio Grande as they begin their list of things every man should learn. They are joined briefly by bald bro 2.5 as they dive in to subjects such as home repair, budgeting, and more.

How badly can Carl mess up the intro? Should Ashton go back to counseling? Can bald bro 2.5 wrestle a lion? How many interruptions will the family make this week? We answer the...

Gather 'round the grill as the hairless hunks continue their discussion on what makes a man a man. Tangents this week include vicious middle school girls, Carl teaching Ashton how to get a quick divorce, and the first ever bromance. 

How is Carl still married? Did they just have an episode without a child interruption? Can you count how many times they didn't bleep the "B" word even though they promised...

Gather around the grill once again as the dudes without doos compare the different expectations placed on men throughout the generations. Are there any "real" men anymore? Do we just have outdated expectations? Will they ever have a show without the kids making guest appearances? Does Ashton miss his porn days, or are they the cause of his aversion to being close to the mic? 

The bros explore these topics and mor...

This week Ashton's family was puking out of both ends... if you know what we mean. In light of this, the boys were not able to get together; and, instead of recording an episode over the phone, we decided to release the episode recorded last Christmas. 

So, gather round the Christmas tree we still haven't taken down as the socially distanced brothers continue a discussion about divisive issues in sports... just d...

No, we're not talking about your mom... Over the last few months of off-air conversations, The Bald Bros have decided to expand their horizons moving forward. While they will still be talking about sports, they want to broaden the subject matter to create an environment where men, and women, can discuss what it is to be a man, the issues facing the lives of men, and all things manly -- which include sports. So, gather 'ro...

This week the chrome-domed duo discuss everything from the NBA All-Star game to cartoons. They debate the GOATness of Khabib Nurmagomedov as well as the upcoming (happened yesterday) Blachowicz v Adesanya fight. Catch their useless predictions a day late to see how wrong they were. Can Carl get a sentence out without saying "like"? Can Ashton sign off in time? Will Carl's wife file for divorce? We answer these questi...

Join the two men whose heads are always ready for summer as they discuss MMA greats as well as the possible Poirier vs McGreggor 3. In this episode we find out if Ashton can begin the show without messing up. We will also answer find out if Carl is creepy or just has no idea how to properly word sentences. Does McGreggor deserve to be in the GOAT discussion? Will Carl put the episode out on the proper day (no... no he won't)? ...

The bald bros are join this week by a special guest, skateboarder Austin Curry. Gather 'round the grill as they discuss skateboarding past and present, including the inclusion of skateboarding in the Olympics. Will Ashton be able to deliver the intro on the first try? Will Carl ever figure out how to edit an episode that includes a guest? Will Austin ever land a heel flip? Who has the biggest deck? We answer these questions an...

This week the two slick-domed brothers give their comments on Super Bowl LIV and discuss whether or not there is consensus that Tom Brady is the GOAT of football. With the thunder of kids trampling overhead backing this weeks episode, we are joined by a special guest, D-Low as he discusses his time in the armed forces, his new music, fatherhood, and his take on this year's Super Bowl. Will we finally produce a high quality epi...