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We do this thing at the endof the show where we ask for words
of wisdom. It could be asale of underwear at Costco, or it
could be something very profound. It'scompletely up to you. Yeah. I
always tell people to keep an openmind. Wow, And I think that
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a lot of people who believe inalternative theories or fringe topics think that they
are keeping an open mind because theybelieve in something that's outside of the mainstream.
But really they've just taken their mindfrom the mainstream and they've put it
over there. Keeping an open mindmeans giving at least equal weight to both
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sides and considering the possibility that thesemight not be aliens or whatever. The
Pyramids were not built by aliens,So keep an open mind to both sides,
not just to the side that youprefer. Smart hi iq, Bob,
Yeah, he's right about that.By the way, I agree.
I agree your words of wisdom.This is gonna sound kind of dumb,
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but anyone like Bob who doesn't lookat Wikipedia, apparently we should look at
it because I didn't know there wasso much review and like edits and they're
checked. Yes, so check itout. So your words of wisdom are
look at Wikipedia. Unfortunately, that'swhere I am in my life. Yeah,
it's not bad because I've always ignored. I'm like, people can edit
that. It's useless, right,I didn't realize there were like checks and
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balances, yeah, bylaws and veryyeah, very very stringent rules. Yeah.
I dismissed it like I don't evenknow ten plus years ago, like,
don't look at Wikipedia, right,all right? My words of wisdom
are I am a UFO slash alienbeliever, but I very much appreciate Mick
West doing what he does to debunka lot of the bullshit that comes out,
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because, for example, the stuffthat Corbel comes out with all the
time while making his brand right andprofiting and putting out some of these things
that like the triangle UFO you mentionedearlier, which is just aperture on a
lens, makes all of us lookstupid. And so right now I look
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stupid. Mick West is looking atme right now, looking at me like
I'm stupid because of Corbell, becauseI'm a true alien believer despite all that,
and if it wasn't for Corbel,I mean, I appreciate what he's
trying to do sort of, butI'm like come on, man, it's
got to be more to it thanthat, so I would hope. So
my words of wisdom are you know, I'm yeah, what are your words
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of wisdom? What's the diarrhea ofthe mouth. But that's that's what I
have to say. Hey, Igot a piss, We got Ka's Clark
coming in five minutes. Do youhave very quick words of wisdom? What
are yours? Do you have anyreal words? My words of wisdom are
if you book a flight and it'sa seven thirty seven Max, cancel that
shit and is it free now ornot? No? In fact, let
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me let me, you know,change my words of wisdom. As you're
booking, make sure you look atthe model airplane that it is, and
if it's a seven thirty seven Max, do not choose that flight. So
I will say in the same general, are get the fucking flight insurance.
So I just had a flight toMinnesota and my son got sick. I
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had to eat all that shit formy son and the adult ticket. Damn
for two or for the whole family. No, no, only two were
going Okay, I was going tobe here like the whole weekend, and
then I didn't. I was waitingto text you like, yeah, I'll
be in the basement if you're available. Equals mc squared. Right, So
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now you're going to electrical relativity effects, all the electric stuff. That's what
the tattoo. You're still doing thecorrect all my inner thoughting. Now the
next step is consciousness. So Ithink now what we're finding is there's no
underlying reality in the fundamental world everytime we keep trying to find the smaller
fundamental particle like the Higgs boson thatwe supposedly found. Right, if we
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found the boson, then where's allthese magical breakthroughs that we're going to happen?
Right, We've seen Jack squad.We see Jack squad, and so
what they're finding is that's not thebase. So I think the base is
going to be found to be consciousnessand somehow we can tap into that field.
And so consciousness, if consciousness isthe base construct of your universe,
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now all of a sudden, allof your math freaking makes sense. You're
like, oh, death and thespiritual realm. Oh that makes sense too,
right, like a quantum entanglement.Wow, now we can solve that
problem as well. So you solvepretty much all of their problems. All
your math goes away because Newtonian physicsdidn't cut it in Einstein physics. The
only reason you're real is because I'mobserving you right now. I just want
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to say that exactly you guys tolisten to my ranting and the audience,
it wouldn't exist exactly. Well,damn well, what are your I'm gonna
take all of that is your wordsof wisdom for the evening. I do
have good words of wisdom. Iwent to seven eleven today and tried the
takedos. There's bomb, not evenjoking. I've never eaten your words of
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wisdom. I've never eaten a seveneleven ever. And I know you eat
the hot dog. What's that hotdog? But the big bike? Yeah?
Yeah, you know the name becauseyou love it. I ate that
shit in my twenties. Dude,you said it's you love you love the
big bike. But I ate sometakitos at seven eleven. They're really good,
are they? Yes? I gotevery flavor. Are they on those
rollers for like twelve hours a day? No? They have like a system.
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I saw the Indian guy was showingme like, you can't take the
ones that say still heating, okay, and the ones in the front of
the like a plastic thing rolling onyour thing, like there's like a line.
You don't get the ones before thatbecause they're heating, right, okay,
but they're so popular. I thinkyou're fine. Okay. I have
to ask you, Chris, howdo you feel about your words of wisdom
being about consciousness and Newtonian physic AndBob just brought the taketos at seven eleven.
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That's when you know you're in thebasement, isn't it. I appreciate
the paradox exactly too. They're verygood. Yeah, the po the paradox
of the taito is idiot ilect thebox to Tequia. All right, My
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words of wisdom are go check outthe Laedo files. He needs more subscribers.
He only has one hundred thousand plus. He needs two hundred thousand plus,
So go do that, all right. My words of wisdom are to
myself. When the universe is sendingyou signs, believe them. Yes,
you should believe them because your doorfucking shutting your mind because I don't know
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what to think. Your bathtub turnedon a one hundred percent Yeah, I
don't know what to think. Sowhat's the message? I don't fucking know,
that's the question. Yeah, Like, what's the point? You know?
I mean, the message, forall I know, could be Joe
Biden has tackled the American people again. He's pulled down his pants, he's
got an erect penis sticky out,trying to mount us again. I mean,
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you spirits up there, Is thatwhat you're trying to tell me?
I mean, Joe Biden has tackledthe American people again. He's pulled down
his pants, he's got an erectpenis sticky out, and he's trying to
mount us again. So, Imean, it could be anything. How
do I interpret it? Right?I don't ask a fucking question. Right
now, my dad is literally rollingaround in his grave, like I told
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you, so, I'm trying totell him something nice. He's pulling out
at Jones direct penis quotes. I'mjust proud of your son. Would you
like to go first? Or wouldyou like Bob to go first? Oh?
Bob can go first? All right, Bob? All right? So
So this week, like I said, I've had no water for a few
days. I really want everyone tothink about how nice it is to have
fucking water. Yeah, it isnice. I do want to point out
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I got a text if you sawme look at my phone and answer a
text earlier. It was from mywife letting me know that your wife is
here taking a shower. Yes,it's the water. So when I first
got here, I washed my handsimmediately, and I was like, I
missed this and that's it. It'suh oh what happened? He doesn't like
my words of wisdom. Oh,no, for the words of wisdom.
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But my point is so you saidso, I said, first world problems,
third or second whatever, they don'thave water. I can get my
water back on hopefully soon, ismy point. Oh you made it back.
Okay, good. Yeah, I'mdown to four percent on my phone.
Enjoy the world is my is mywords of wisdom, that's his,
that's his words of wisdom. Andwhat are your words of wisdom? Before
you wisdom? I I studied Buddhismfor a little while while I while I
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was in prison. Nice and youknow, the mindfulness appreciating what you have.
Don't get so caught up on whatyou think you need. What's gonna
make your life happy. I havegot a girlfriend that loves me. We
have four cats that we sleep with. I get to wake up every morning
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and do whatever I want. Andafter spending half my life in prison,
I really appreciate sunsets and sunrises.Appreciate the little things that you have in
life. Don't get caught up needingthe biggest truck, the newest shoes,
all that material bs that doesn't meananything. Appreciate your friends and your family
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and your loved ones. And don'twaste time. Because I've lost my mother,
my father, my grandparents, mybrother all while I was in prison.
You know, I didn't get tosay goodbye to any of them.
Appreciate the people in your life,and appreciate the little things that you have.
That's beautiful. Yeah, I lovethat. That's beautiful and tear honestly,
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I mean no, it's perfect.Honestly, that's great. Words of
wisdom. And I was gonna saythe same thing. I do have words
of wisdoms. I guess right.So I always pick up Panera bagels on
Tuesdays. It's like a Tuesday dozen, so thirteen bagels for like seven dollars
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instead of like fourteen, and onthe app it was like enjoy two months
free. I think it's called unlimitedSip. What does that mean? So
you can get it? You canget a drink every two hours for free,
every day as long as you havethe service. I got. I
signed up for two months and Igot like four drinks yesterday, all Fountain
drinks, iced coffee. They havecharged lemonade, which is like lemonade with
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caffeine in it, a bunch ofdifferent flavors, a bunch of different weird
teas. It's very interesting. Soyou can literally go in the app order
it, and then it texts youwhen your orders ready, and your shit's
just sitting there with your name onit. So what are your words of
wisdom to sign up? What's itcalled? And how much it called unlimited
sip? It's two months for freeright now, so I might go,
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I might cancel. It's eleven ninetynine a month after that, but one
drink is like three sixty hours.That's not bad. Yeah, But you
gotta you gotta commit to go andbuy Panera often. I mean I go
once a week at least. Butnow if I get if I'm going in
the area, I'm just gonna putit on my phone on the way walk
in. And you should always askfor like the tea with no ice.
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Yeah, so I did that lastNo, here's the other fuck. Didn't
take like one of those giant uhyou know those things the crafts or whatever
that keep all your stuff fresh,right, continue to fill it up and
then just take it home and havelike continuous free tea. So the most
of shit is is self served.I didn't realize. So charge lemonade I
think a kid died because he drankway too much of it that he didn't
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have caffeine supposedly, So if youorder a charge lemonade ice or no ice,
they make it for you. Solast night I was going by and
ordered a sweet tea no ice andit' said order ready, like in a
minute, and then I went in. There was no cup. But they
just have like large cups right besidethe shit, and you just spill it
up like three of them. Nobodyeven pays. Yeah, no one pays.
Attention is unlimited SIPs, so noone's like, hey, do you
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have your unlimited sip fucking car.Yeah, so anybody can walk in there
and just do it. Yeah,I mean not that I would, but
to enjoy al I'm gonna have onemore drink. I mean, I agree
with that, so that my dadactually has code. Right now, that's
my words of wisdom. Enjoy beforethe alien zis or the super bug kills
us. One of those two thingsare sure to happen. All right,
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what are your words of wisdom?Man? Time to go, My wards
and wisdom are Remember I told youabout the Zip club at Pernera, Yes,
last week. Yes, So peopleare dying from the charge lemonade they
have, really yeah, so donot drink that fucking charge lemonade. It's
how many people are dying from it. There's like multiple lawsuits. A bunch
of people have died because it's toomuch caffeine. So if you have like
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three larges, you can like peoplewho had like three drinks, they don't
say large whatever in a lawsuit materialthey die damn. So I guess it's
the equivalent of drinking like three bigulp red bulls. Maybe that is a
lot, but they don't realize ithas caffeine. And then just drinking lemonade,
like sitting in Panera, like don'tyou know people hang out there for
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fucking some reason. But another guyjust died. He was a regular to
Panera somewhere. And then their heartjust gives out. I didn't get the
I'm on like a Panera Reddit thread. I always like to join the employee
threads. I'm like on Sam's ups, Amazon Costco. Oh interesting, And
I joined the Panera one just forthe fuck of it, like, I
don't you know what they're gonna talkabout. And this person posted like this
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guy, this guy used to bea regular at my preeur. I can't
believe he's dead. And then hedrank three They didn't say what increment small,
medium, large of the charge lemonadeand he died. Damn. So
that sucks. So your words ofwisdom are, don't drink fucking three of
the charge lemonades. I like that. I mean it could save your life.
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Yeah that, but you'll never know. I mean, I don't know
what the fucking well he died fromthe caffeine, but I don't know what
else is going on with him,true, like he had just taken viagra
and his heart was You know,those are good words of wisdom. I
will say, thank you, sir. Do not drink three charged Yeah,
I'm assuming, don't do the largestlarge, just drink two large or like
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all right, Well, my wordsof wisdom are go to our YouTube channel
and check us out. Hit thesubscribing like button. Damn it, that's
all I have for you, Bob. You don't have any like real words
of wisdom for the love This week, I can't think of anything. What
are your words of wisdom for parentsat Christmas? You're about to enter Christmas?
What could you have done better?You're like, hmmm a few days
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away now? Well, I willsay our Christmas tree does not yet have
the the uh, the skirt,so it's just like the fake Christmas tree
with the stand on our hardwood floor. Do you need the skirt? It
looks kind of cold you can putlike a And we've just been so busy
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we haven't found the time to findthe skirt, which is around here somewhere.
So maybe our kids are thinking thatthis is less festive, but I
don't think so. Probably not,because we do all the other Christmas stuff.
They don't give a shit about that. Yeah. So our one buddy
told me this past weekend there's agun like a it's a Christmas light gun.
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So you know, when you plugChristmas, I think they don't fucking
light up. Yeah, you justtake what doesn't matter where on the strand
or whatever the fuck? You takeone ball out and take this gun.
It's twenty bucks. I bought it. I haven't tested it out. I
bought it when we were drinking andmy wife was like, what is this.
I'm like, oh shit, Iordered that. But you put it
in that the socket and pump thegun and supposedly the whole shit will light
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up. It could take one time, could take twenty is what he told
me. That's interesting to reset someshit and it could take twenty times.
How do you like? You justcontinue shooting? Yeah, you just like
pop pop pop pop. What isit doing? Actually, it's resetting some
fucking shit inside this I don't fuckingknow. It must be connecting the you
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know, the two you know,you know when one goes out, they
all go out. Yeah, sothis one bypasses the next one and then
goes to the next one, nextone. So if you have five out,
he said, it could take twentypops of the gun. So what
it's doing is when you put thelight in there, it's got the two
contacts on the end, and thecurrent goes through the first contact, it
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lights up the bulb. The currentcontinues to the second contact, which is
connected to the rest of the wire, which then lights up the next bulb,
and so on and so forth.So this thing must be taking the
two contacts inside the casing and connectingthem together so the current can go through.
But they do make uh fucking Christmaslights that don't go out. No,
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but I had one, That's whatI thought I had, though,
Well you clearly didn't. No Idid, bitch, I fucking did I
do? I have them. Ispend like one hundred dollars with every year,
and I'm like put something in like, oh, that shit's fucking dead,
and I can never find the onethat's out obviously because they don't light
up. Well, then you don'thave it. The whole point of that,
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that's the whole point of that strandof lights, is that when one
bulb goes out, it doesn't thewhole thing doesn't go out. Well,
it fucking does. Words of wisdomhas never ever assume, ever assumed that
you understand the definition of any word, term, phrase, or symbol,
ever the word payment. So whatis the ultimate truth? The ultimate truth
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is that all definitions for all wordsare definable. They're redefinable. For example,
all my contracts redefine all of thebasic words. So like, if
someone were to hire me as aclient in the power of attorney, I
actually literally reprogram the entire political matrixbecause I redefine the actual words that were
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originally issued in the original contract.And if they don't, rebut every single
definition for every single word within thirtydays, legally my definitions activate in law.
Wow, you can actually reprogram thematrix, all right. The definitions
of the words, terms, andphrases. For example, the definition of
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the word money. No one knowsthe definition, definition of the word currency.
No one knows the definition definition ofa federal reserve note. No one
knows the definition definition of the wordpayment. People think payment means you send
in federal reserve notes. It's not. The definition of payment at all,
has nothing to do with it,not even a football field's length away from
the definition of payment, definition ofcheck. No one knows a definition.
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It's all just definitions. I mean, I'm gonna go look up the fucking
definitions for all this, thinks,all right, words of wisdom to live
by, there, Bob, Iguess to become American, may damn it,
American American, Chad and not acitizen of the United States of the
District of Correct, it is noncitizen national My friend, you've got something,
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all right, sweet, Well,just can you still vote? Uh,
it's you're voting for a private,for profit foreign corporation. You're voting
for the CEO. President and CEOmean the same thing. Uh. If
you would like to still vote,the way that you do it is you
get a paper voter registration. Anywhereit says you as citizen, you cross
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it out and you put non citizennational. Anywhere it says state of Virginia,
you cross it out and you putCrown, Colony and Dominion of Virginia.
If you do that, you signit. They're they're pretty much always
gonna accept it because they're just theyhave no idea, a boy, any
of this information. If you changethe contract, which is the legal definition
of that term's called the novation,you change the way the contract is written,
and you sign it, and theyaccept it, you can vote.
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But technically speaking, non citizen nationalsaren't really supposed to be voting because they're
not associated with the foreign corporation.They have absolutely no association. Well,
let me tell you this kind ofbut it's very minimal. Let me just
back up and say that if I'mmaking my salary, paying no taxes on
it, have infinite money, andhave no mortgage on this house, I
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love whoever the fucking president is.Yeah, anybody the same thing that you
can get me. Anybody you canput Hunter in there, you know,
slamming rails off the exactly I'm down. Number one, Figure out who you
are? Are you a maniac?Are you a nice person? Do you
are you a jerk? Are youa person that's going to love to be
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in a desk counting means? Areyou aggressive? Are you? Find out
who you are if you're comfortable withthat, find out what is going to
make who you are happy in yourcareer. Now, if you are an
accountant and you like being an accountant, and you've always wanted to drive a
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race car, you probably you mightnot drive a race car, but you
can be an accountant for a racecar team, right, and you're around
it. So find out who youare. Be honest with yourself, do
everything you can to make yourself happy, not other people, because in the
bottom line, no one's going tojump in the casket with you when you
die. This is not a dressrehearsal, you go one time around,
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So do whatever you can to makeyourself happy, that doesn't hurt other people,
that doesn't hurt you financially or legally. That's the best advice I can
be and tell to somebody. Andthe best advice I've ever gotten are two
things. Richard Petty once told me. Just be nice to people. It's
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the easiest, cheapest thing in theworld to do. And more people will
remember you by being a good personthan by being an asshole. And Paul
Arndoff who told Arnan Anderson, whotold the internet, but I heard it,
which is do your best, bethe best you can be in whatever
you're doing, and you can't bedenied when they go to do the layoffs.
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Hey, this John Stewart comes intwelve hours a day, he produces,
he does a bitch and moan.He's not a cancer in the office.
We're going to keep him. We'llfire ninety percent of the other people.
And you know, do the bestyou can, be the best you
can be, and you'll never bedenied. They will not deny you.
It's the best one of the bestpieces of advice I could give people.
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Be happy, do whatever you canto be happy in life, be nice
to people, be a good person. And I mean that sincerely. That's
awesome, Bob, Damn? Howdo I follow that up? I'm gonna
take his other advice? Okay,if you could buy a Lambeau, you
don't have to have a used car. Yes, what's the guy that does
the beans and rice thing? Ramsey? He has am radio show about finances.
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He always says, dumbastein can dois buy a brand new car?
Is that right? Jordan? Youknow who I love Gordon Ramsey? We
all do. I personally love Brandon. I love sitting in your brand new
car. But I like that pieceof advice that I do like that as
well. All right, those yourwords wisdom. My words of wisdom are
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have this guy's energy right here?Yes, I mean he's He didn't just
tell us be happy and you knowall that he's doing it. I can
tell he's living it and and dothat. That's my words of wisdom.
Be this guy. By taking hisadvice, you made my words of wisdom
very easy. I can just pointat you. Would you like to go
first? Or would you like Bobto go first? Oh? Let Bob,
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God, that's fine. Okay,Bob, You're okay. My words
wisdom are believe in the people aroundyou. And here's why. I was
dumping leaves the dump and my weddingring flew off my hand and I heard
it, bounced it and to whereit went. I was on my hands
and knees for like thirty five minutesand it's looking around like didn't want to
leave. The dump was about toclose, and some guy came over and
helped me find it. Well hewas he took a raak, couldn't find.
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Another guy came over and helped me. He was like, blow the
leaves lightly with your fucking leaf blower, and we found it. Oh interesting.
It was like forty fifty minutes ofme, Oh my god, all
my hands and knees like, ohgod, I lost my wedding ring.
Oh my god. Wow, that'samazing. So believe in the people around
you. That's the that's the Soyou believed in the guy who said blow
the leaves lightly. I didn't believe, but because of my experience, I
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now believe. Like these dudes andI tried to give both of them twenty
bucks that were like, we don'twant your money, man, your wife's
not gonna be mad at him.I think they were good angels, they
were nice people. Yet all right, sounds good to me. You're up,
Stan, Oh, I can sayit again that you know, people
should keep an open mind. Andmore and more people are open mind today
about this various so normally hasn't takingplace. I can tell just from the
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ree spoints I get from the public, and people were talking more about it
now. But keeping open mind.Try to if you see something, try
to document it. Try to geta video or pictures of what you have
and report it. I mean reportit to you know, a good research
group investigator during Pennsylvania, get ahold of me and just try to document
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everything, and we'll see if anybodyelse reports it. Yeah, good words
of wisdom. I love it.My words of wisdom are make sure your
wedding ring fits on your finger sothat doesn't fly off into piles of leaves.
With weather, the finger depth changes. Man, when it's it was
super cold the other day, I'mjust busting your chops. No, my
words of wisdom are the same asI've given many times before. Bob,
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things are a little stranger than wethink. And dovetailing off what Stan said,
keep an open mind, don't closeyourself off, and you might just
see some different things that you canreport. What are your words of wisdom?
My words and wisdom are take afucking chicken thigh and fry that shit
fucking amazing, almost as good orjust as good as wind. Dude,
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it's fucking I'm next time you cometo my house, I'm gonna do it.
I had to. So. Theone thing is, chicken thighs are
heavy as fuck. I was takingmy frier basket and it was kind of
tilting a lot, and I putit in. When I pulled the chicken
thighs out, I was doing likeseven or eight of them. My fucking
thing broke off my fire basket.So first of all, you need to
expand your words of wisdom. Numberone, you need a fryer, or
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you tell the people what the fryeris, so you could buy like a
thirty dollars frier from Amazon. Yougot to put the uh fucking oil in
it, heat it up, andyou drop it to fry wings. So
this is what I normally do,yep, and thirty dollars fryer, thirty
dollars friar will do it. FriedDaddy from Walmart's twenty. It's like the
big round one. That's a realgood one. Yeah, and it's cast
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iron. Actually that's probably the betterone. Okay, but my wife's always
thrown them in the trash like everyyear year and a half. All of
a sudden, my frier's gone.So now keep it outside where she doesn't
see it. But so during thisis what made me think about it.
During COVID wings, there was awing shortage wingstop. I don't remember the
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guy's name. It is a hugelike wrapper who owns a bunch of wing
stops. He had. He hadcommercials where like wrapping them out, getting
the thighs, getting the thighs becausethey didn't they didn't have as many wings
there. Maybe the food cost washigher. Never had one and I was
at my house, like, hadchicken thighs. I was gonna grill him
and I was like, fuck,I'm gonna fry two of them. Yeah,
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skin bone in, bone in.I think it's key to keep it
juicy. I dropped two of themfor like seven minutes, pulled it,
let it cool because I like,how did you know they were done?
Well? I spiked it with atemperature like as they were floating in the
oil or what. So these thingsdon't float, man, They're too fucking
heavy, not like wings. Soyou pulled it and then hit it so
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well seven minutes. I pulled itbecause I had like a double fry so
let it cool, let my fryerheat back up, and then dropped them
again for like five minutes, andthen shook them in some fucking hot sauce.
And I was like eight those twoand may five more. And then
you shook them in hot sauce.Yeah, like a wing tire. Yeah,
dude, Oh my god, I'msalidating. Holy shit, did your
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wife have it? No? Iwas home alone. That's I was like,
what am I going to normally take? I had to take go to
soccer? The hell were you homealone? I don't know. I was
like, That's when I was like, what am I going to do?
It's my free night. All ofa sudden, it was like, last
second, I normally always go fromon Thursdays? From where was she?
And why did you call me?Bitch? She's the one who had to
like drive the kids' soccer, Like, why didn't you call me? I'm
home? I don't know. Idon't know. I Apolo Jaz, but
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I was testing in the kitchen andthis is amazing. And then I gave
it to my daughter. I wrote, let me find my sound effect,
mother fucker. So two days laterI had fried so many I had leftovers,
and I'm like, I asked mydaughter she's nine or ten, can't
remember right now, like, hey, do you want to try this chicken
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thigh? It's kind of like awing. But I and I put it
in the air forry to reheat.And I also had ribs, and I
was like, you haven't had ribsfor like a year. Do you want
to taste ribs and chicken bat.She's like, yeah, I'll try.
Daddy had the ribs, like,oh, this is really good. I
actually like these. I didn't sawsome. She likes this dry give her
the chicken thought. She's like,this is the best thing you've ever made.
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Wow, Like dude, you gottado this again. Like better.
I was like, better than mywings. She's like, way better than
the wings. Damn. It wasfreaking blew my mind. And now they're
still cheap. Maybe it's gonna blowup because of this podcast and they're gonna
be all expensive because it's a madmore meat and that every bite's nice and
crispyan juice. Right, Yeah,our one million listeners are gonna blow it
up. Unlike a fucking chicken drum, the big chicken drums does not come
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out the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah,
I'm not a big fan of that. I think because the bone's so big,
you can't keep the crispiness. Idon't know all of why them around.
Okay, as long as we're doingwords of wisdom on a food topic,
I'm gonna say I'm gonna go withwhat I did the other night,
that you seem to enjoy the beefthat I oh yeah, that shit was
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fucking So get yourself some beef shortribs. They're much cheaper because everything's really
expensive now. But you said dognine a pound, So if you were
to get the same weight in primerib, it would cost you like sixty
dollars, And what I got inbeef a short rib was twenty three dollars.
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And so what you do is andit's like we call it ribs,
but there's no bone. Yeah,So I was I thought you were doing
like the beef things with a littlelike riblet. No short ribs don't have
bones. It's just the So whythe fucks are called rib? Well,
it's called short rib. I knowwhy it's not beef ribs. It's beef
short because it's in between the ribs. They cut the meat off in a
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square, like a rectangle because it'sin between the rib bones. Yeah,
and it comes out like a squarerectangle. So you get that. It's
much cheaper. You take it out. You salt the fuck out of it.
Just take kosher salt, so likecoarse salt. Course, kosher salt.
Don't be shy. Salt all foursides. Then get coarse black pepper.
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Again, don't be shy all overit. Put them in the pan
and then add a little bit ofworster shear. It's a couple dabs and
a little bit on the bottom.You're salivating, yes, I am.
Then put it back in the fridgefor maybe a couple hours. Then take
it out. If you have asmoker, smoke them for about an hour
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on low heat. So what ifwe don't have one of those, then
you can just sear it right awayso you don't cook it at all beforehand.
Then sear it. Yeah, sohave you done that? No?
I haven't, but I know ifyou smoke it at two hundred degrees,
let's do it. Nothing, Yeah, until it reaches about ninety to one
hundred degrees internal temperature using a probe, then take it and see it on
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high heats in butter until you getthat temperature probe to be like one thirty
five five. Oh my god.It was insane. So this is like
the new flank steak because it's stillcheap. Right, hopefully because of this
podcast doesn't blow the fuck up chickenthighs and be sure rip. Yeah,
man, let's do that. Weshould just you know, yeah that ship.
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I was like, what the fuckis that? So I was so
confused. You like, I madesure ribs when you want one, you
can have one, and I wasliterally expecting, like bone right. I
didn't even know what the fuck thatis. Yeah, when you tried it,
you were I could tell. I'mlike, what the fuck? But
you leave. You had like arandom over and I didn't want to look
like you guys are talking about carslike G thirty six and dirt dirt,
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and I was like, I don'tknow what the fuck you guys are talking
about. Then I came in likewhat is this me. I was like,
damn, I'm looking like a realfool. But yeah, it was
fucking amazing. I appreciated that.Man. Uh that's my new recipe,
man, salt and pepper had Andwhere'd you get it? Normal grocery or
yeah, man, hair's the tso is costco like ninety nine cents of
fucking pounds? I don't know.I've never seen short rib over there,
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I need to check. I neverlooked for short I've never even seen short
rio. Well, now you know, so in the pack is like a
normal like uh so, this onecame with four what they call short ribs
and doll nine nine pounds. Idon't remember what it was per pound,
but it was like twenty four dollarsfor four of those short ribs, which
was like comes to like actually,now that you mention it, probably three
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pounds total, three pounds, sodefinitely not a dollar ninety nine a pounds,
that's all right. We were alldrunk, but twenty four dollars three
pounder. It was bump bomb asshit. How much is that eight dollar?
Okay? But compare that to it'snine nine primary I mean, RIBI
sorry, rib I is he's anine ninety nine eight nine. No,
no, no, these days ifthe good RIBBI is much more on Prime,
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Yeah, Primary Bi is fucking yeahtwelve thirteen niney the hairs the t
case is like twenty two dollars apound. Yeah, Jesus, yes,
I never buy it unless it's onspecial. That's the only time I get
it. Me too, because it'stoo goddamn expensive. So that's good words
of wisdom, is it? It'sup to you. Would you like to
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start or would you like Bob tostart? Oh? So last well,
two weeks ago, I left hereand I was passing a deer and I
was halfway past it, and thenit rammed in the back of my fucking
truck. And my wife bought likea deer whistle that I put on my
car. Supposedly it works, butso my worst one was already get that.
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If it works, I don't know. But on the way here,
I was passing another fucking deer,chad this way out in the fucking wilderness.
So what the advertisement sent on Amazonif you're passing a deer when it
hears the whistle or run away?This deer just like stood ten feet away
and stared at my car. ButI think maybe it'll help you formitten the
deer, get the whistle. It'slike eight dollars. I like that may
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save you life, maybe save yourlife. You're you're in LA. Are
you not San Francisco, La?I mean you're not dealing with You're not
dealing with too much uh deer,You're dealing with mountain lions and stuff.
I think, yeah, yeah,I actually saw a mountain lion one,
just one a couple of years ago. It had a a squirrel in its
mouth and all the squirrels in thetrees were screaming down at it, shrill.
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It was intense. Yeah, that'sinteresting, So I need to So
my word of wisdom would be toget a a a mountain lion whistle sirrel
carried around your Please do that andhit my pageern account. You're up and
out, Chad. I did thinkof a wisdom thing, okay. And
that is and it's kind of thetheme of my Experiences documentary, which is
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if someone comes to you and says, you know, I've had this experience,
and you say, oh, really, was it a triangle craft?
Was it a flying saucer? Wasit a cigar shape? Was in an
orb? Really? And then whenyou paralyze and then you couldn't get up,
and then were you you know,did you create a hybrid baby?
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Did that happen? Blah blah.Now, now let's look at it in
earthly terms. Oh, really,you got abducted. Was it a black
van or was it a white van? Was it duct tape or rope?
You would never do that. So, regardless of whether you believe in this
or not, there's people who arelistening that that don't believe. Have empathy
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for these people for what they've beenthrough. You cannot fake post traumatic stress
disorder. It's just it's impossible.And so just have compassion for anyone who's
who's had an experience, whether youbelieve them or not, just kind of
afford them that and and yeah,and just be you know, treat people
(36:58):
like you want to be treated.Man, that's all comes down. That's
when it all comes down. Greatwisdom, absolutely great words of wisdom and
basement hang out an any An Expothe Bay of the sh
We do this thing at the endof the show where we ask for words
of wisdom. It could be asale of underwear at Costco, or it
could be something very profound. It'scompletely up to you. Yeah. I
always tell people to keep an openmind. Wow, And I think that
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a lot of people who believe inalternative theories or fringe topics think that they
are keeping an open mind because theybelieve in something that's outside of the mainstream.
But really they've just taken their mindfrom the mainstream and they've put it
over there. Keeping an open mindmeans giving at least equal weight to both
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sides and considering the possibility that thesemight not be aliens or whatever. The
Pyramids were not built by aliens,So keep an open mind to both sides,
not just to the side that youprefer. Smart hi iq, Bob,
Yeah, he's right about that.By the way, I agree.
I agree your words of wisdom.This is gonna sound kind of dumb,
(01:02):
but anyone like Bob who doesn't lookat Wikipedia, apparently we should look at
it because I didn't know there wasso much review and like edits and they're
checked. Yes, so check itout. So your words of wisdom are
look at Wikipedia. Unfortunately, that'swhere I am in my life. Yeah,
it's not bad because I've always ignored. I'm like, people can edit
that. It's useless, right,I didn't realize there were like checks and
(01:23):
balances, yeah, bylaws and veryyeah, very very stringent rules. Yeah.
I dismissed it like I don't evenknow ten plus years ago, like,
don't look at Wikipedia, right,all right? My words of wisdom
are I am a UFO slash alienbeliever, but I very much appreciate Mick
West doing what he does to debunka lot of the bullshit that comes out,
(01:49):
because, for example, the stuffthat Corbel comes out with all the
time while making his brand right andprofiting and putting out some of these things
that like the triangle UFO you mentionedearlier, which is just aperture on a
lens, makes all of us lookstupid. And so right now I look
(02:15):
stupid. Mick West is looking atme right now, looking at me like
I'm stupid because of Corbell, becauseI'm a true alien believer despite all that,
and if it wasn't for Corbel,I mean, I appreciate what he's
trying to do sort of, butI'm like come on, man, it's
got to be more to it thanthat, so I would hope. So
my words of wisdom are you know, I'm yeah, what are your words
(02:38):
of wisdom? What's the diarrhea ofthe mouth. But that's that's what I
have to say. Hey, Igot a piss, We got Ka's Clark
coming in five minutes. Do youhave very quick words of wisdom? What
are yours? Do you have anyreal words? My words of wisdom are
if you book a flight and it'sa seven thirty seven Max, cancel that
shit and is it free now ornot? No? In fact, let
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me let me, you know,change my words of wisdom. As you're
booking, make sure you look atthe model airplane that it is, and
if it's a seven thirty seven Max, do not choose that flight. So
I will say in the same general, are get the fucking flight insurance.
So I just had a flight toMinnesota and my son got sick. I
(03:23):
had to eat all that shit formy son and the adult ticket. Damn
for two or for the whole family. No, no, only two were
going Okay, I was going tobe here like the whole weekend, and
then I didn't. I was waitingto text you like, yeah, I'll
be in the basement if you're available. Equals mc squared. Right, So
(03:45):
now you're going to electrical relativity effects, all the electric stuff. That's what
the tattoo. You're still doing thecorrect all my inner thoughting. Now the
next step is consciousness. So Ithink now what we're finding is there's no
underlying reality in the fundamental world everytime we keep trying to find the smaller
fundamental particle like the Higgs boson thatwe supposedly found. Right, if we
(04:06):
found the boson, then where's allthese magical breakthroughs that we're going to happen?
Right, We've seen Jack squad.We see Jack squad, and so
what they're finding is that's not thebase. So I think the base is
going to be found to be consciousnessand somehow we can tap into that field.
And so consciousness, if consciousness isthe base construct of your universe,
(04:29):
now all of a sudden, allof your math freaking makes sense. You're
like, oh, death and thespiritual realm. Oh that makes sense too,
right, like a quantum entanglement.Wow, now we can solve that
problem as well. So you solvepretty much all of their problems. All
your math goes away because Newtonian physicsdidn't cut it in Einstein physics. The
only reason you're real is because I'mobserving you right now. I just want
(04:53):
to say that exactly you guys tolisten to my ranting and the audience,
it wouldn't exist exactly. Well,damn well, what are your I'm gonna
take all of that is your wordsof wisdom for the evening. I do
have good words of wisdom. Iwent to seven eleven today and tried the
takedos. There's bomb, not evenjoking. I've never eaten your words of
(05:15):
wisdom. I've never eaten a seveneleven ever. And I know you eat
the hot dog. What's that hotdog? But the big bike? Yeah?
Yeah, you know the name becauseyou love it. I ate that
shit in my twenties. Dude,you said it's you love you love the
big bike. But I ate sometakitos at seven eleven. They're really good,
are they? Yes? I gotevery flavor. Are they on those
rollers for like twelve hours a day? No? They have like a system.
(05:35):
I saw the Indian guy was showingme like, you can't take the
ones that say still heating, okay, and the ones in the front of
the like a plastic thing rolling onyour thing, like there's like a line.
You don't get the ones before thatbecause they're heating, right, okay,
but they're so popular. I thinkyou're fine. Okay. I have
to ask you, Chris, howdo you feel about your words of wisdom
being about consciousness and Newtonian physic AndBob just brought the taketos at seven eleven.
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That's when you know you're in thebasement, isn't it. I appreciate
the paradox exactly too. They're verygood. Yeah, the po the paradox
of the taito is idiot ilect thebox to Tequia. All right, My
(06:24):
words of wisdom are go check outthe Laedo files. He needs more subscribers.
He only has one hundred thousand plus. He needs two hundred thousand plus,
So go do that, all right. My words of wisdom are to
myself. When the universe is sendingyou signs, believe them. Yes,
you should believe them because your doorfucking shutting your mind because I don't know
(06:45):
what to think. Your bathtub turnedon a one hundred percent Yeah, I
don't know what to think. Sowhat's the message? I don't fucking know,
that's the question. Yeah, Like, what's the point? You know?
I mean, the message, forall I know, could be Joe
Biden has tackled the American people again. He's pulled down his pants, he's
got an erect penis sticky out,trying to mount us again. I mean,
(07:08):
you spirits up there, Is thatwhat you're trying to tell me?
I mean, Joe Biden has tackledthe American people again. He's pulled down
his pants, he's got an erectpenis sticky out, and he's trying to
mount us again. So, Imean, it could be anything. How
do I interpret it? Right?I don't ask a fucking question. Right
now, my dad is literally rollingaround in his grave, like I told
(07:29):
you, so, I'm trying totell him something nice. He's pulling out
at Jones direct penis quotes. I'mjust proud of your son. Would you
like to go first? Or wouldyou like Bob to go first? Oh?
Bob can go first? All right, Bob? All right? So
So this week, like I said, I've had no water for a few
days. I really want everyone tothink about how nice it is to have
fucking water. Yeah, it isnice. I do want to point out
(07:54):
I got a text if you sawme look at my phone and answer a
text earlier. It was from mywife letting me know that your wife is
here taking a shower. Yes,it's the water. So when I first
got here, I washed my handsimmediately, and I was like, I
missed this and that's it. It'suh oh what happened? He doesn't like
my words of wisdom. Oh,no, for the words of wisdom.
(08:18):
But my point is so you saidso, I said, first world problems,
third or second whatever, they don'thave water. I can get my
water back on hopefully soon, ismy point. Oh you made it back.
Okay, good. Yeah, I'mdown to four percent on my phone.
Enjoy the world is my is mywords of wisdom, that's his,
that's his words of wisdom. Andwhat are your words of wisdom? Before
you wisdom? I I studied Buddhismfor a little while while I while I
(08:43):
was in prison. Nice and youknow, the mindfulness appreciating what you have.
Don't get so caught up on whatyou think you need. What's gonna
make your life happy. I havegot a girlfriend that loves me. We
have four cats that we sleep with. I get to wake up every morning
(09:05):
and do whatever I want. Andafter spending half my life in prison,
I really appreciate sunsets and sunrises.Appreciate the little things that you have in
life. Don't get caught up needingthe biggest truck, the newest shoes,
all that material bs that doesn't meananything. Appreciate your friends and your family
(09:28):
and your loved ones. And don'twaste time. Because I've lost my mother,
my father, my grandparents, mybrother all while I was in prison.
You know, I didn't get tosay goodbye to any of them.
Appreciate the people in your life,and appreciate the little things that you have.
That's beautiful. Yeah, I lovethat. That's beautiful and tear honestly,
(09:54):
I mean no, it's perfect.Honestly, that's great. Words of
wisdom. And I was gonna saythe same thing. I do have words
of wisdoms. I guess right.So I always pick up Panera bagels on
Tuesdays. It's like a Tuesday dozen, so thirteen bagels for like seven dollars
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instead of like fourteen, and onthe app it was like enjoy two months
free. I think it's called unlimitedSip. What does that mean? So
you can get it? You canget a drink every two hours for free,
every day as long as you havethe service. I got. I
signed up for two months and Igot like four drinks yesterday, all Fountain
drinks, iced coffee. They havecharged lemonade, which is like lemonade with
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caffeine in it, a bunch ofdifferent flavors, a bunch of different weird
teas. It's very interesting. Soyou can literally go in the app order
it, and then it texts youwhen your orders ready, and your shit's
just sitting there with your name onit. So what are your words of
wisdom to sign up? What's itcalled? And how much it called unlimited
sip? It's two months for freeright now, so I might go,
(11:01):
I might cancel. It's eleven ninetynine a month after that, but one
drink is like three sixty hours.That's not bad. Yeah, But you
gotta you gotta commit to go andbuy Panera often. I mean I go
once a week at least. Butnow if I get if I'm going in
the area, I'm just gonna putit on my phone on the way walk
in. And you should always askfor like the tea with no ice.
(11:24):
Yeah, so I did that lastNo, here's the other fuck. Didn't
take like one of those giant uhyou know those things the crafts or whatever
that keep all your stuff fresh,right, continue to fill it up and
then just take it home and havelike continuous free tea. So the most
of shit is is self served.I didn't realize. So charge lemonade I
think a kid died because he drankway too much of it that he didn't
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have caffeine supposedly, So if youorder a charge lemonade ice or no ice,
they make it for you. Solast night I was going by and
ordered a sweet tea no ice andit' said order ready, like in a
minute, and then I went in. There was no cup. But they
just have like large cups right besidethe shit, and you just spill it
up like three of them. Nobodyeven pays. Yeah, no one pays.
Attention is unlimited SIPs, so noone's like, hey, do you
(12:09):
have your unlimited sip fucking car.Yeah, so anybody can walk in there
and just do it. Yeah,I mean not that I would, but
to enjoy al I'm gonna have onemore drink. I mean, I agree
with that, so that my dadactually has code. Right now, that's
my words of wisdom. Enjoy beforethe alien zis or the super bug kills
us. One of those two thingsare sure to happen. All right,
(12:33):
what are your words of wisdom?Man? Time to go, My wards
and wisdom are Remember I told youabout the Zip club at Pernera, Yes,
last week. Yes, So peopleare dying from the charge lemonade they
have, really yeah, so donot drink that fucking charge lemonade. It's
how many people are dying from it. There's like multiple lawsuits. A bunch
of people have died because it's toomuch caffeine. So if you have like
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three larges, you can like peoplewho had like three drinks, they don't
say large whatever in a lawsuit materialthey die damn. So I guess it's
the equivalent of drinking like three bigulp red bulls. Maybe that is a
lot, but they don't realize ithas caffeine. And then just drinking lemonade,
like sitting in Panera, like don'tyou know people hang out there for
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fucking some reason. But another guyjust died. He was a regular to
Panera somewhere. And then their heartjust gives out. I didn't get the
I'm on like a Panera Reddit thread. I always like to join the employee
threads. I'm like on Sam's ups, Amazon Costco. Oh interesting, And
I joined the Panera one just forthe fuck of it, like, I
don't you know what they're gonna talkabout. And this person posted like this
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guy, this guy used to bea regular at my preeur. I can't
believe he's dead. And then hedrank three They didn't say what increment small,
medium, large of the charge lemonadeand he died. Damn. So
that sucks. So your words ofwisdom are, don't drink fucking three of
the charge lemonades. I like that. I mean it could save your life.
(14:01):
Yeah that, but you'll never know. I mean, I don't know
what the fucking well he died fromthe caffeine, but I don't know what
else is going on with him,true, like he had just taken viagra
and his heart was You know,those are good words of wisdom. I
will say, thank you, sir. Do not drink three charged Yeah,
I'm assuming, don't do the largestlarge, just drink two large or like
(14:28):
all right, Well, my wordsof wisdom are go to our YouTube channel
and check us out. Hit thesubscribing like button. Damn it, that's
all I have for you, Bob. You don't have any like real words
of wisdom for the love This week, I can't think of anything. What
are your words of wisdom for parentsat Christmas? You're about to enter Christmas?
What could you have done better?You're like, hmmm a few days
(14:52):
away now? Well, I willsay our Christmas tree does not yet have
the the uh, the skirt,so it's just like the fake Christmas tree
with the stand on our hardwood floor. Do you need the skirt? It
looks kind of cold you can putlike a And we've just been so busy
(15:15):
we haven't found the time to findthe skirt, which is around here somewhere.
So maybe our kids are thinking thatthis is less festive, but I
don't think so. Probably not,because we do all the other Christmas stuff.
They don't give a shit about that. Yeah. So our one buddy
told me this past weekend there's agun like a it's a Christmas light gun.
(15:35):
So you know, when you plugChristmas, I think they don't fucking
light up. Yeah, you justtake what doesn't matter where on the strand
or whatever the fuck? You takeone ball out and take this gun.
It's twenty bucks. I bought it. I haven't tested it out. I
bought it when we were drinking andmy wife was like, what is this.
I'm like, oh shit, Iordered that. But you put it
in that the socket and pump thegun and supposedly the whole shit will light
(15:56):
up. It could take one time, could take twenty is what he told
me. That's interesting to reset someshit and it could take twenty times.
How do you like? You justcontinue shooting? Yeah, you just like
pop pop pop pop. What isit doing? Actually, it's resetting some
fucking shit inside this I don't fuckingknow. It must be connecting the you
(16:18):
know, the two you know,you know when one goes out, they
all go out. Yeah, sothis one bypasses the next one and then
goes to the next one, nextone. So if you have five out,
he said, it could take twentypops of the gun. So what
it's doing is when you put thelight in there, it's got the two
contacts on the end, and thecurrent goes through the first contact, it
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lights up the bulb. The currentcontinues to the second contact, which is
connected to the rest of the wire, which then lights up the next bulb,
and so on and so forth.So this thing must be taking the
two contacts inside the casing and connectingthem together so the current can go through.
But they do make uh fucking Christmaslights that don't go out. No,
(17:03):
but I had one, That's whatI thought I had, though,
Well you clearly didn't. No Idid, bitch, I fucking did I
do? I have them. Ispend like one hundred dollars with every year,
and I'm like put something in like, oh, that shit's fucking dead,
and I can never find the onethat's out obviously because they don't light
up. Well, then you don'thave it. The whole point of that,
(17:25):
that's the whole point of that strandof lights, is that when one
bulb goes out, it doesn't thewhole thing doesn't go out. Well,
it fucking does. Words of wisdomhas never ever assume, ever assumed that
you understand the definition of any word, term, phrase, or symbol,
ever the word payment. So whatis the ultimate truth? The ultimate truth
(17:45):
is that all definitions for all wordsare definable. They're redefinable. For example,
all my contracts redefine all of thebasic words. So like, if
someone were to hire me as aclient in the power of attorney, I
actually literally reprogram the entire political matrixbecause I redefine the actual words that were
(18:08):
originally issued in the original contract.And if they don't, rebut every single
definition for every single word within thirtydays, legally my definitions activate in law.
Wow, you can actually reprogram thematrix, all right. The definitions
of the words, terms, andphrases. For example, the definition of
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the word money. No one knowsthe definition, definition of the word currency.
No one knows the definition definition ofa federal reserve note. No one
knows the definition definition of the wordpayment. People think payment means you send
in federal reserve notes. It's not. The definition of payment at all,
has nothing to do with it,not even a football field's length away from
the definition of payment, definition ofcheck. No one knows a definition.
(18:52):
It's all just definitions. I mean, I'm gonna go look up the fucking
definitions for all this, thinks,all right, words of wisdom to live
by, there, Bob, Iguess to become American, may damn it,
American American, Chad and not acitizen of the United States of the
District of Correct, it is noncitizen national My friend, you've got something,
(19:18):
all right, sweet, Well,just can you still vote? Uh,
it's you're voting for a private,for profit foreign corporation. You're voting
for the CEO. President and CEOmean the same thing. Uh. If
you would like to still vote,the way that you do it is you
get a paper voter registration. Anywhereit says you as citizen, you cross
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it out and you put non citizennational. Anywhere it says state of Virginia,
you cross it out and you putCrown, Colony and Dominion of Virginia.
If you do that, you signit. They're they're pretty much always
gonna accept it because they're just theyhave no idea, a boy, any
of this information. If you changethe contract, which is the legal definition
of that term's called the novation,you change the way the contract is written,
and you sign it, and theyaccept it, you can vote.
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But technically speaking, non citizen nationalsaren't really supposed to be voting because they're
not associated with the foreign corporation.They have absolutely no association. Well,
let me tell you this kind ofbut it's very minimal. Let me just
back up and say that if I'mmaking my salary, paying no taxes on
it, have infinite money, andhave no mortgage on this house, I
(20:27):
love whoever the fucking president is.Yeah, anybody the same thing that you
can get me. Anybody you canput Hunter in there, you know,
slamming rails off the exactly I'm down. Number one, Figure out who you
are? Are you a maniac?Are you a nice person? Do you
are you a jerk? Are youa person that's going to love to be
(20:49):
in a desk counting means? Areyou aggressive? Are you? Find out
who you are if you're comfortable withthat, find out what is going to
make who you are happy in yourcareer. Now, if you are an
accountant and you like being an accountant, and you've always wanted to drive a
(21:10):
race car, you probably you mightnot drive a race car, but you
can be an accountant for a racecar team, right, and you're around
it. So find out who youare. Be honest with yourself, do
everything you can to make yourself happy, not other people, because in the
bottom line, no one's going tojump in the casket with you when you
die. This is not a dressrehearsal, you go one time around,
(21:30):
So do whatever you can to makeyourself happy, that doesn't hurt other people,
that doesn't hurt you financially or legally. That's the best advice I can
be and tell to somebody. Andthe best advice I've ever gotten are two
things. Richard Petty once told me. Just be nice to people. It's
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the easiest, cheapest thing in theworld to do. And more people will
remember you by being a good personthan by being an asshole. And Paul
Arndoff who told Arnan Anderson, whotold the internet, but I heard it,
which is do your best, bethe best you can be in whatever
you're doing, and you can't bedenied when they go to do the layoffs.
(22:14):
Hey, this John Stewart comes intwelve hours a day, he produces,
he does a bitch and moan.He's not a cancer in the office.
We're going to keep him. We'llfire ninety percent of the other people.
And you know, do the bestyou can, be the best you
can be, and you'll never bedenied. They will not deny you.
It's the best one of the bestpieces of advice I could give people.
(22:36):
Be happy, do whatever you canto be happy in life, be nice
to people, be a good person. And I mean that sincerely. That's
awesome, Bob, Damn? Howdo I follow that up? I'm gonna
take his other advice? Okay,if you could buy a Lambeau, you
don't have to have a used car. Yes, what's the guy that does
the beans and rice thing? Ramsey? He has am radio show about finances.
(22:59):
He always says, dumbastein can dois buy a brand new car?
Is that right? Jordan? Youknow who I love Gordon Ramsey? We
all do. I personally love Brandon. I love sitting in your brand new
car. But I like that pieceof advice that I do like that as
well. All right, those yourwords wisdom. My words of wisdom are
(23:21):
have this guy's energy right here?Yes, I mean he's He didn't just
tell us be happy and you knowall that he's doing it. I can
tell he's living it and and dothat. That's my words of wisdom.
Be this guy. By taking hisadvice, you made my words of wisdom
very easy. I can just pointat you. Would you like to go
first? Or would you like Bobto go first? Oh? Let Bob,
(23:45):
God, that's fine. Okay,Bob, You're okay. My words
wisdom are believe in the people aroundyou. And here's why. I was
dumping leaves the dump and my weddingring flew off my hand and I heard
it, bounced it and to whereit went. I was on my hands
and knees for like thirty five minutesand it's looking around like didn't want to
leave. The dump was about toclose, and some guy came over and
helped me find it. Well hewas he took a raak, couldn't find.
(24:07):
Another guy came over and helped me. He was like, blow the
leaves lightly with your fucking leaf blower, and we found it. Oh interesting.
It was like forty fifty minutes ofme, Oh my god, all
my hands and knees like, ohgod, I lost my wedding ring.
Oh my god. Wow, that'samazing. So believe in the people around
you. That's the that's the Soyou believed in the guy who said blow
the leaves lightly. I didn't believe, but because of my experience, I
(24:30):
now believe. Like these dudes andI tried to give both of them twenty
bucks that were like, we don'twant your money, man, your wife's
not gonna be mad at him.I think they were good angels, they
were nice people. Yet all right, sounds good to me. You're up,
Stan, Oh, I can sayit again that you know, people
should keep an open mind. Andmore and more people are open mind today
about this various so normally hasn't takingplace. I can tell just from the
(24:53):
ree spoints I get from the public, and people were talking more about it
now. But keeping open mind.Try to if you see something, try
to document it. Try to geta video or pictures of what you have
and report it. I mean reportit to you know, a good research
group investigator during Pennsylvania, get ahold of me and just try to document
(25:18):
everything, and we'll see if anybodyelse reports it. Yeah, good words
of wisdom. I love it.My words of wisdom are make sure your
wedding ring fits on your finger sothat doesn't fly off into piles of leaves.
With weather, the finger depth changes. Man, when it's it was
super cold the other day, I'mjust busting your chops. No, my
words of wisdom are the same asI've given many times before. Bob,
(25:42):
things are a little stranger than wethink. And dovetailing off what Stan said,
keep an open mind, don't closeyourself off, and you might just
see some different things that you canreport. What are your words of wisdom?
My words and wisdom are take afucking chicken thigh and fry that shit
fucking amazing, almost as good orjust as good as wind. Dude,
(26:03):
it's fucking I'm next time you cometo my house, I'm gonna do it.
I had to. So. Theone thing is, chicken thighs are
heavy as fuck. I was takingmy frier basket and it was kind of
tilting a lot, and I putit in. When I pulled the chicken
thighs out, I was doing likeseven or eight of them. My fucking
thing broke off my fire basket.So first of all, you need to
expand your words of wisdom. Numberone, you need a fryer, or
(26:26):
you tell the people what the fryeris, so you could buy like a
thirty dollars frier from Amazon. Yougot to put the uh fucking oil in
it, heat it up, andyou drop it to fry wings. So
this is what I normally do,yep, and thirty dollars fryer, thirty
dollars friar will do it. FriedDaddy from Walmart's twenty. It's like the
big round one. That's a realgood one. Yeah, and it's cast
(26:48):
iron. Actually that's probably the betterone. Okay, but my wife's always
thrown them in the trash like everyyear year and a half. All of
a sudden, my frier's gone.So now keep it outside where she doesn't
see it. But so during thisis what made me think about it.
During COVID wings, there was awing shortage wingstop. I don't remember the
(27:10):
guy's name. It is a hugelike wrapper who owns a bunch of wing
stops. He had. He hadcommercials where like wrapping them out, getting
the thighs, getting the thighs becausethey didn't they didn't have as many wings
there. Maybe the food cost washigher. Never had one and I was
at my house, like, hadchicken thighs. I was gonna grill him
and I was like, fuck,I'm gonna fry two of them. Yeah,
(27:30):
skin bone in, bone in.I think it's key to keep it
juicy. I dropped two of themfor like seven minutes, pulled it,
let it cool because I like,how did you know they were done?
Well? I spiked it with atemperature like as they were floating in the
oil or what. So these thingsdon't float, man, They're too fucking
heavy, not like wings. Soyou pulled it and then hit it so
(27:52):
well seven minutes. I pulled itbecause I had like a double fry so
let it cool, let my fryerheat back up, and then dropped them
again for like five minutes, andthen shook them in some fucking hot sauce.
And I was like eight those twoand may five more. And then
you shook them in hot sauce.Yeah, like a wing tire. Yeah,
dude, Oh my god, I'msalidating. Holy shit, did your
(28:12):
wife have it? No? Iwas home alone. That's I was like,
what am I going to normally take? I had to take go to
soccer? The hell were you homealone? I don't know. I was
like, That's when I was like, what am I going to do?
It's my free night. All ofa sudden, it was like, last
second, I normally always go fromon Thursdays? From where was she?
And why did you call me?Bitch? She's the one who had to
like drive the kids' soccer, Like, why didn't you call me? I'm
home? I don't know. Idon't know. I Apolo Jaz, but
(28:36):
I was testing in the kitchen andthis is amazing. And then I gave
it to my daughter. I wrote, let me find my sound effect,
mother fucker. So two days laterI had fried so many I had leftovers,
and I'm like, I asked mydaughter she's nine or ten, can't
remember right now, like, hey, do you want to try this chicken
(28:57):
thigh? It's kind of like awing. But I and I put it
in the air forry to reheat.And I also had ribs, and I
was like, you haven't had ribsfor like a year. Do you want
to taste ribs and chicken bat.She's like, yeah, I'll try.
Daddy had the ribs, like,oh, this is really good. I
actually like these. I didn't sawsome. She likes this dry give her
the chicken thought. She's like,this is the best thing you've ever made.
(29:17):
Wow, Like dude, you gottado this again. Like better.
I was like, better than mywings. She's like, way better than
the wings. Damn. It wasfreaking blew my mind. And now they're
still cheap. Maybe it's gonna blowup because of this podcast and they're gonna
be all expensive because it's a madmore meat and that every bite's nice and
crispyan juice. Right, Yeah,our one million listeners are gonna blow it
up. Unlike a fucking chicken drum, the big chicken drums does not come
(29:41):
out the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah,
I'm not a big fan of that. I think because the bone's so big,
you can't keep the crispiness. Idon't know all of why them around.
Okay, as long as we're doingwords of wisdom on a food topic,
I'm gonna say I'm gonna go withwhat I did the other night,
that you seem to enjoy the beefthat I oh yeah, that shit was
(30:02):
fucking So get yourself some beef shortribs. They're much cheaper because everything's really
expensive now. But you said dognine a pound, So if you were
to get the same weight in primerib, it would cost you like sixty
dollars, And what I got inbeef a short rib was twenty three dollars.
(30:26):
And so what you do is andit's like we call it ribs,
but there's no bone. Yeah,So I was I thought you were doing
like the beef things with a littlelike riblet. No short ribs don't have
bones. It's just the So whythe fucks are called rib? Well,
it's called short rib. I knowwhy it's not beef ribs. It's beef
short because it's in between the ribs. They cut the meat off in a
(30:48):
square, like a rectangle because it'sin between the rib bones. Yeah,
and it comes out like a squarerectangle. So you get that. It's
much cheaper. You take it out. You salt the fuck out of it.
Just take kosher salt, so likecoarse salt. Course, kosher salt.
Don't be shy. Salt all foursides. Then get coarse black pepper.
(31:12):
Again, don't be shy all overit. Put them in the pan
and then add a little bit ofworster shear. It's a couple dabs and
a little bit on the bottom.You're salivating, yes, I am.
Then put it back in the fridgefor maybe a couple hours. Then take
it out. If you have asmoker, smoke them for about an hour
(31:34):
on low heat. So what ifwe don't have one of those, then
you can just sear it right awayso you don't cook it at all beforehand.
Then sear it. Yeah, sohave you done that? No?
I haven't, but I know ifyou smoke it at two hundred degrees,
let's do it. Nothing, Yeah, until it reaches about ninety to one
hundred degrees internal temperature using a probe, then take it and see it on
(32:00):
high heats in butter until you getthat temperature probe to be like one thirty
five five. Oh my god.It was insane. So this is like
the new flank steak because it's stillcheap. Right, hopefully because of this
podcast doesn't blow the fuck up chickenthighs and be sure rip. Yeah,
man, let's do that. Weshould just you know, yeah that ship.
(32:21):
I was like, what the fuckis that? So I was so
confused. You like, I madesure ribs when you want one, you
can have one, and I wasliterally expecting, like bone right. I
didn't even know what the fuck thatis. Yeah, when you tried it,
you were I could tell. I'mlike, what the fuck? But
you leave. You had like arandom over and I didn't want to look
like you guys are talking about carslike G thirty six and dirt dirt,
(32:43):
and I was like, I don'tknow what the fuck you guys are talking
about. Then I came in likewhat is this me. I was like,
damn, I'm looking like a realfool. But yeah, it was
fucking amazing. I appreciated that.Man. Uh that's my new recipe,
man, salt and pepper had Andwhere'd you get it? Normal grocery or
yeah, man, hair's the tso is costco like ninety nine cents of
fucking pounds? I don't know.I've never seen short rib over there,
(33:05):
I need to check. I neverlooked for short I've never even seen short
rio. Well, now you know, so in the pack is like a
normal like uh so, this onecame with four what they call short ribs
and doll nine nine pounds. Idon't remember what it was per pound,
but it was like twenty four dollarsfor four of those short ribs, which
was like comes to like actually,now that you mention it, probably three
(33:30):
pounds total, three pounds, sodefinitely not a dollar ninety nine a pounds,
that's all right. We were alldrunk, but twenty four dollars three
pounder. It was bump bomb asshit. How much is that eight dollar?
Okay? But compare that to it'snine nine primary I mean, RIBI
sorry, rib I is he's anine ninety nine eight nine. No,
no, no, these days ifthe good RIBBI is much more on Prime,
(33:52):
Yeah, Primary Bi is fucking yeahtwelve thirteen niney the hairs the t
case is like twenty two dollars apound. Yeah, Jesus, yes,
I never buy it unless it's onspecial. That's the only time I get
it. Me too, because it'stoo goddamn expensive. So that's good words
of wisdom, is it? It'sup to you. Would you like to
(34:14):
start or would you like Bob tostart? Oh? So last well,
two weeks ago, I left hereand I was passing a deer and I
was halfway past it, and thenit rammed in the back of my fucking
truck. And my wife bought likea deer whistle that I put on my
car. Supposedly it works, butso my worst one was already get that.
(34:36):
If it works, I don't know. But on the way here,
I was passing another fucking deer,chad this way out in the fucking wilderness.
So what the advertisement sent on Amazonif you're passing a deer when it
hears the whistle or run away?This deer just like stood ten feet away
and stared at my car. ButI think maybe it'll help you formitten the
deer, get the whistle. It'slike eight dollars. I like that may
(34:59):
save you life, maybe save yourlife. You're you're in LA. Are
you not San Francisco, La?I mean you're not dealing with You're not
dealing with too much uh deer,You're dealing with mountain lions and stuff.
I think, yeah, yeah,I actually saw a mountain lion one,
just one a couple of years ago. It had a a squirrel in its
mouth and all the squirrels in thetrees were screaming down at it, shrill.
(35:22):
It was intense. Yeah, that'sinteresting, So I need to So
my word of wisdom would be toget a a a mountain lion whistle sirrel
carried around your Please do that andhit my pageern account. You're up and
out, Chad. I did thinkof a wisdom thing, okay. And
that is and it's kind of thetheme of my Experiences documentary, which is
(35:49):
if someone comes to you and says, you know, I've had this experience,
and you say, oh, really, was it a triangle craft?
Was it a flying saucer? Wasit a cigar shape? Was in an
orb? Really? And then whenyou paralyze and then you couldn't get up,
and then were you you know,did you create a hybrid baby?
(36:12):
Did that happen? Blah blah.Now, now let's look at it in
earthly terms. Oh, really,you got abducted. Was it a black
van or was it a white van? Was it duct tape or rope?
You would never do that. So, regardless of whether you believe in this
or not, there's people who arelistening that that don't believe. Have empathy
(36:32):
for these people for what they've beenthrough. You cannot fake post traumatic stress
disorder. It's just it's impossible.And so just have compassion for anyone who's
who's had an experience, whether youbelieve them or not, just kind of
afford them that and and yeah,and just be you know, treat people
(36:58):
like you want to be treated.Man, that's all comes down. That's
when it all comes down. Greatwisdom, absolutely great words of wisdom and
basement hang out an any An Expothe Bay of the sh
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