181: Basement Banter

Many topics were discussed, including:

• Boeing
• Kate Middleton
• Biden's State of the Union address
• The border crisis
• The war in Ukraine
• Text message scammers
• Taquitos
• Subway

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Episode Transcript

(00:13):
What's up you eat? Welcome tothe basement, hangout. Coming to you
from somewhere in American suburbia. Myname is Chadow with me is always is
Bible, and it's warm in thebasement. The weather is turned. Yes,

(00:33):
it is nice, seventy something degrees. It's cornhole weather, correct.
I can't wait to get cornhole started. Uh. It is the best time
of the year. This is thebest we've made it through, even better
than Christmas. So you know,it normally happens where we live, Like
on March twenty something, there's likea fucking one last snow, huge ass
blizzard. Yeah, a nor'easter comesin right and then we're buried, which

(00:56):
is nice too, I mean tooas almos it melts quick right. So
so they say, if you putseed down right before the huge ass snow
in March, it's like the moneyat sea you ever have in your grass,
like its already. It compacts itlike the snow compacts it down into
the soil. Yeah. I've doneit twice and I haven't seen the difference.

(01:18):
And my seeds were all old,and so it doesn't work, is
what you're telling. Well, whothe fuck has seeds ready? In March,
you know, not me, No, me, neither's just like one,
two years old, three years old, can't remember. I don't want
to do seeds at any point.I hate it. You have to walk
farther because you have a big assyard. But well it's just annoying because

(01:38):
then it all dies in July.Anyway, So they say every year.
So if you bought seeds three yearsago, every year is ten percent loss
of the seed, like sprouting onlyten ten percent, So you could have
a fucking I must be putting itin at the wrong time of year then,
because your grass looks amazing, bitch. Well, because I have a

(02:00):
service that does like you know,anti weed and all that they do seating,
No, because it's too fucking expensive. I agree. When the one
year I had them come and doaeration and seating, it costs me like
one thousand dollars and I didn't evenknow it was gonna cost that much.
H So fuck that. So Ijust renewed and the guy got basically I

(02:21):
got a charge for like ninety eightdollars for a service, and I called
him like I didn't fucking renew whatthe fuck? And they were like,
sir, yeah, it's auto renew. I'm like, I don't want that
shit. I want to discount,or I'm I'm canceling. And and I
was like, you guys came outduring a drought and aerated and quote unquote
a raid and seated and you didn'teven fucking penetrate. And they were like,
you should have called us. Andthe next day, next three days

(02:44):
it rained, So I got likefucking He's like, when it you know,
it tells you on your phone youcan delay it. And he claims
if I would have called him,they would have came out and aread and
see what veriting seems like a grandfor me, it's like six hundred.
It's much smaller, but I shouldn'tmuch smaller. I felt bag because I
saw the guy doing it, andit was he was working hard, but
he wasn't. He's getting paid regardless, but the ship wasn't penetrating the soul

(03:06):
because it was a hard Yeah.I don't know, man, I think
I'm done seating and aerrating. Idon't. I don't think it's necessary anymore
for your grass, No mine,I have dead spots. Well maybe you
should just put like that sod overit. It linked fuck. So he

(03:27):
was like, I'll give you twofixed the dead spots. I'll give you
two hundred three dollars discount, whichwas cheaper than the prior year. And
I was like, okay. WhatHe's like, your shit's expensive because of
the rating and seating. I waslike, what is give me it without
it? And he's like, Ihave to take this kind of way.
I was like, fuck, justdo it. Well, you must be
doing all right? Then you knowthat's the way it is. It's all

(03:47):
about priorities. I will say.The weed treatments. Uh so I try
to do it myself and I spita little bit of my toe. Yeah,
like your toe is still there.It's still there, but I don't
know if it's giving me damage inthe organ or not, you know what
I mean? Because they was specificallythe peepee that's okay right now, but
I don't know what else the damage. So, like if you you put

(04:09):
a little bit in the I hadthis big ass like backpack sprayer. I
don't know why the fuck I boughtit. My brother convinced me, okay,
and I put you put like likenot even less than five percent and
then you fill it up with ashit done water, and I was doing
it in flip flops like an eightybecause I was like, I'm gonna do
it real quick, you know.And when I was trying to transfer it
to the fucking big ass backpack sprayer, it split on my toe. Yeah,

(04:31):
and it was burning. No,it felt it felt real nice.
No, So I just took alike a hose and just like put it
on my foot for a little while. You were like, fuck, this
is nice. It stings in agood way exactly. So should we talk
about the news of the day.Yes, I feel like we started the

(04:55):
trend. Can I just say thatI started the trend with my seventh third
seven Max flight? Yeah? Youdid? Oh? Is that now a
month ago? I got us backin, Yeah, three weeks ago.
It's like I was on a seventhirty seven Max plane, scared of shit,
losing my ass, losing my mind, and you even told your code
and they were like, oh fuck, And then I'm sure that's set more

(05:17):
pan again. And I didn't evenknow that they had had a recent door
blowout. I had just remembered fromhowever, many years ago, when two
planes crashed, and then shortly afterthat episode, we did all this other
shit is starting to happen with regardsto Boeing and the seven thirty seven Max
and the seven eight seven Dreamliner.I haven't even heard of that one.

(05:39):
So the news right now is thatthat one dude, the whistleblower, John
Barnett, sixty two years old,thirty seven year veteran of Boeing, who
had sued Bowing because apparently there wasretaliation against him or whatever, and he
was found So he did his depositionlike a day before for the case,

(06:03):
and the lawyer actually they asked himfor comment. He said that he was
in good spirits, seemed good,he was happy things were moving forward with
the case. And then they foundhim dead in his car. So how
do he dies? I don't thinka gun shot, a gun shot wound

(06:23):
to the head, back of thehead, that I don't know. Actually,
I don't think so they would havementioned that. But a gunshot to
the fucking front of the head.They I mean, they in other words,
like you don't you don't kill yourselflike this with the gun. I
agree, usually in the mouth oron the temple or on the forehead.
So here well, so there arepeople who tried to do under the chin

(06:46):
and miss and they just like theyhave the rest of their like. Because
my one body who was supposed tocommit suicides back of the head, that's
how I told him. Are youserious? Yeah? I told my friends,
like, that doesn't sound right.But I don't know, why would
you do that to make sure youkill yourself? Yes, no, that's
what I thought I would think thetemple, right, I guess, because
that's easy. Fuck, I can'tbelieve I'm making the motions trying to figure

(07:10):
out what's easy here. But underthe chin, I had a guy in
high school or not, someone thatI didn't know do it. Then the
guy you had he was he wasjust in high school after that, and
his whole fuck in front of hismouth and his nose is like gone.
That's terrible. So anyway, theyfound this guy in his car because he
was missing. He didn't show upfor day two of whatever the deposition.

(07:34):
The lawyer was concerned calling around.The police went out looking for him and
they found him sitting in his carwith a self inflicted gunshot wound to the
head. He was dead, obviously. Uh. They've ruled it a suicide,
but the lawyer has said it's alittle strange because he was in good
spirits. It's not like he wasdepressed or whatever. So how long did

(07:57):
he go to the I we talkedabout this earlier, but I think I
just thought of this. Was hein financial fucking issues? That is a
good question. So I may notknow for a while. I know that
he retired early because he came outas a whistle blower and they were going
to fire him. It has beenyears now, though, and before they
could fire him, he quit.So I don't know if that means he

(08:18):
didn't get his full pension, I'msure. And even if he did get
his full pension, was it enoughto live the same lifestyle? I don't
know. I don't have all thoseanswers. But the thing that's weird about
it, beyond the obvious, isyou know, why would he start this
trial, do the first deposition,which apparently went well to first day,

(08:41):
and then before the second day offhimself? Off himself? Yeah, it
doesn't make sense. It doesn't right. So when I saw his face on
the article that I sent you,I remember from the Netflix documentary it was
made years ago, Yeah, andhe was like one of the main days.
I was like, holy shit,But it is it is always possible

(09:01):
that you know, you put onan aura to people like all is good,
but inside you're really super struggling.So maybe that's maybe he was really
struggling and he was like the wholething of the trial and going after Boeing
just got to him and he justended it. Did he have a life
insurance policy that paid out? Butif you commit suicide to get paid out,

(09:22):
it depends so the way life insurancepolicies worked before. I don't know
if you can ask your wife thisbecause she knows about the industry, But
apparently there's like a period I don'tknow if it's five years, ten years
or what oh after that there's likeno questions asked. They pay out.
But if you like get an insurancepolicy for like a million dollars and then

(09:46):
you know, within a year offyourself, nobody's getting paid Yeah, that
makes sense because that means he wasobviously planned whatever. But I don't know
if there's clauses in insurance policies nowthat there's no time life I like suicide
Aaron ex Patriot player, Yeah,his family got paid out and he committed
suicide in jail supposedly, Yeah,well there you go. So I think

(10:07):
it does matter how much time goesby. I know when my dad died,
his insurance policy definitely said after acertain number of time, amount of
time, like there's no questions asked, it doesn't matter. But he died
of natural causes, not well.I was all worried because when the death
certificate, when the doctor wrote thedeath certificate, he put on their possible

(10:33):
complications due to smoking, because mydad was a smoker for one hundred years.
But that's not suicide. But hedidn't die of like enphysema or anything,
right, So I was calling aroundlike because this is my mom's money,
right, yeah, yeah, I'mcalling around like what the fuck?
Like, why did he put thison here? He didn't die of smoking
in he was eighty two years old. Yeah, he died of heart failure.

(10:54):
It could be anything. He diedof stop smoking, And so I
was all worried. The insurance companiesbe like, no, he was a
smoker, paying but no they didn'tcare. Yeah, thank god he just
paid out. So yes, thankgod for my mom. But did he
stop smoking when he died? Hestopped smoking because a lot of people say
when you stop smoking, you die, Well, he so he spent the

(11:16):
last six months of his life eitherin a hospital or like a rehab center
where he couldn't smoke, but hefigured out how to get like his family
to bring him vapes. Oh okay, so he so he was still getting
his nicotine one way or another.But you've seen that one dude didn't shower
for like years and years and yearsand he finally took a bath. Yeah
he died. Yeah, well hecleaned. That was an Indian guy,

(11:39):
right, Yeah, so he washe didn't Yeah, he didn't. We
we actually went over that on aYah longisode. He didn't shower for like
thirty years or something, right,so he must have had all that good
ass bacteria and then he washed itall away and immediately died. Yeah,
he was like protecting him from allthe bad stuff. So my words of

(12:00):
wisdom are, do not shower ever. Yeah, if you ever commit to
that, do not fucking shower again. Yeah, exactly, No, just
don't shower period. I don't care. It's just hard to look at you
know, he's a little rough,smell a little bad. But you know
you're committing to this too, honey, So uh yeah, I don't know
what's going on. So apparently wehad the two but uh, seven thirty

(12:24):
seven's that crashed. However, manyyears ago. That was We know about
that. We talked about it acouple of weeks ago. It was pre
COVID. We have the uh thedoor blow out because they didn't put the
proper bolts in. So I thoughtthat may have been self sabotage when I
first saw it, but I thinkit's not. What do you mean,
why would they do that? Justsome sabotage. Yeah, some asshole at

(12:46):
the airport are like, fuck thesepeople. I'm gonna let him die.
The wrong bolts were in the door. No, but you so when you
get an airline, you always hearlike ready for take off. Then you
hear like like they're drilling the shitshut, aren't they? Or is that
the tires or what? I don'tknow, you know what I'm talking about.
There before we take off, youalways hear like one last that.
I think that's the cargo door wherethey put the baggage. That's not what

(13:07):
blew out. It was the actualdoor like to the main cabin. Right.
It doesn't make sense, and theythey've already said it was the wrong
either the wrong bolts or they weren'tapplied properly in the from the get go,
from the get go in the factory. And I was reading today,
I wish I had the article infront of me. I lost it.
But apparently, and this is what'sreally fucked up, Alaska Airlines had that

(13:35):
exact plane scheduled to go out ofservice after that last flight for maintenance because
they had had warnings and indications fromthe system that there were pressure pressurization problems
in the cabin. So after thislast flight it was going to go out
of commission and go into service.But they flew the last flight anyway and

(13:58):
then had the door blow out.So this is what's fucked up. Man,
It's not just boeing. Yeah,they knew of the there was a
pressure issue. But I made thispoint, you know, after the episode
where I talked about when I wason the seven thirty seven all wigged out
that the airlines themselves have invested billionsof dollars of buying these planes and if

(14:22):
they just take them all out ofservice, they're gonna lose tons of money
as Yeah, and they don't wantto do that. But apparently, according
to this article, it is consideredlegal and acceptable to fly your last flights
before you take something into maintenance ifthe maintenance issue is not considered catastrophic because

(14:43):
nothing happened. Well, yeah,nothing happened catastrophic boo. But what that
means is you could be in aplane and it could be on its way
to service because of some detected issue, and you have no fucking way of
knowing, and they want to getit there to service it. Yeah,
but so in movies when when someoneopens the door, everyone flies out,
No one fucking flew out. Well, they were only at ten or fourteen

(15:07):
thousand feet, damn, so thepressure wasn't as bad if they were at
thirty thousand feet. Anybody who didn'thave a seatbelt on was done. So
definitely buckle up. And so theissues with the Boeing airplanes are stacking up.
I didn't know this, but Iread this today. Apparently a week

(15:28):
ago maybe, or the tire felloff, Well that was a tire,
but that was an old model,so that was not the same like issues.
That was just a random happenstance.Of course it happened to Boeing.
Yeah they must be right now going. I can't believe our luck with what's
happening. It's the alien dude.So that thing is like just bad luck.

(15:50):
But I think all the newer issuesor not, it's bad quality control.
But apparently in the last week oreven maybe several days, a flight
and I can't remember the name ofthe airline, it's some for an airline
I've never heard of before, tooka nose dive like thirty thousand feet and

(16:12):
just went started going straight down,and the pilots had to like figure out
what the hell was going on onadjust and they were able to. But
the the authorities, whoever they are, haven't said what caused it. They've
just said it was a technical issue. So far it's probably that same shit
that fifty people were injured on thatflight because of that. So it just

(16:34):
like went straight down Jesus. Soanybody who was not strapped in probably hit
the ceiling or shit was falling onthem, and luckily the pilots were able
to correct and fix it. Butthat was another fucking Boeing seven thirty seven
Max dude. Fuck. I mean, it's just insane. It's definitely wear

(16:56):
your seatbelt if you're on one.Yeah, yeah, So when the pilot
says, I know we've hit smoothskies. But if you're seated, keep
your seat belt on. And I'mlike, what if you're not seated?
What if you're walking into the fuckingbathroom? Dude? I used to always
right right when they stop checking,just unbuckle because I don't like, I
don't do that shit anymore. Yeah, fuck, I'm taking a Greyhound.

(17:22):
That'll be fun. Like John Matt, you'll die in a bus accident.
But yeah, he was murdered.I don't know. It's crazy ass people.
He was a homeless man on therewith a shank. Didn't want to
fly, but it's much more dangerousto drive. And then Boeing would be
like, what do you want adoor plug issue or a homeless man with
a shank? Yeah, pick yourpoison. There was a dude in Canada

(17:44):
that cut people's heads off. Man, he took over a bus. You've
seen that shit. No, sothey're they're jails, isn't way different?
So they rehabilitate etan murderers and he'sback out now, well obviously they didn't
rehabilitate. Wait, he's back aftercutting people's hands. Yeah, it was
a huge ass thing. Yeah,I think like he did six let's see,
I think six or eight years.So I know they say that we're

(18:07):
rough with our jail system and everything, but if you cut a bunch of
people's heads off, I don't feellike you should be getting out. Yeah
right, I wouldn't think. Iwould hope not, because you have to
be criminally insane to do something likethat to begin with. You can't rehabilitate
from that. I don't know.God damn it, Canada, get your
head out of your ass. Idon't know. It was six to eight

(18:30):
or sixteen day, but he's outwell thinking about it, but it was
very low. Commits his next murder. They'll be all upset, like who
lowed this? M The Mounted Police, the Canadian Mounted Police, the Royal
Canadians, Yeah, Royals, theRCMP, so the other shit. If

(18:51):
you've seen the Kate Middleton's missing,yeah, I have seen that. They
have. They've floated pictures of herand people are saying there's something wrong with
the pictures. They look photosho orsomething. Yeah, mother's up with that.
I don't really. I don't paytoo much attention to the Royals,
and me neither, but I've neverunderstood the fascination. So when I.
When I saw the headline, Iwas like, who the fox's Kate Milton?

(19:11):
Is that like an actress? AndI was like, I had accepted
it was an actress. And thenI saw something today and I realized,
Oh, what's the prince? Whateverthe fuck's were princess? Well? No,
what is she the Princess of Wales? Yes, Kat's Clark Territory.
No, but what's the husband's name? Prince Wales? It's Harry's brother,
the dude's I don't know shit aboutthe fucking whole royal So I don't know

(19:34):
why Prince Harry the redhead dude,why he's not balding but his older brothers
like bald as fuck? Like Ishould I should ask kas Clark to come
back on and explain to us whypeople care about the royals anymore? No,
but people hear fucking love the royals. Dude. Why, I don't
know. It's because we don't havethem. Who gives a shit? It'd
be cool if we had them?No, I wouldn't it be stupid.

(19:56):
I'd rather watched it about the royalsand shit like Hollywood, fucking like actress
and act well, I don't givea shit about that either, I mean
neither, but I'd rather like justsee it and change the channel. Our
equivalent of that is the president.But we don't like we don't get good
coverage though, we don't get downon our knees and like worship everything.
They well, some of us do, some of some weirdos in this country.

(20:18):
Like there's there's Trumpers who like thinkhe's the second coming of Christ,
and then there's non Trumpers who dedicatetheir whole lives to being non Trump.
Then there's there. I don't thinkthere's any Biden acolytes, to be honest.
I mean, he did have agood uh what the fuck addressed with
the presidential address last week State ofthe Union. Yeah, i'd actually see

(20:40):
it. Well, so I wasdriving, so I listened to the whole
thing and then listened to the analysis. I kept going from MSNBC. I'm
like, serious, so tell mewhy I was good? So het So
I didn't understand. I didn't realizethat the border issue the ship that the
Republicans wrote. They went to passthe bill, but then Trump told all
the Republicans don't pass to keep thethe Republicans actually wrote it. Republicans wrote

(21:03):
all this shit in and they wentto pass it, and then Trump didn't
want them to sign it. Trumpall of a sudden run on the border.
Yeah, but so the issue wasthey need to get more judge it.
So right now, if you comein and we talked about this,
it's six six years. So ifyou get hit, you have six years
there or the fucking one you're inhere with. I don't know, nanker
bracelet or what. But your courtdates in sixty years. So Biden was,
there's no ankle bracelet, by theway, why not. That's the

(21:26):
thing. They won't show up fortheir court date, right. So,
but the thing is, instead ofsix years, it could have been six
months because they were going to putlike two one hundred fifty or two hundred
judges for border fucking court. Right. But because he got canceled, now
we're back to sixty years. Sothe conspiracy theory for the left is that
basically that bill had everything the Republicanswanted, but Trump basically demanded they don't

(21:51):
sign it because he wants to runin the presidential election against Biden because the
borders all fucked up. But standingis the Republican's reasoning for not signing the
bill. The ostensible reason was fundingis because it included funding for Ukraine,
and they wanted it without any ofthat. They just wanted a border bill.

(22:14):
I think everybody's fucked up because Ifeel like they're gonna so they can't.
They should do the border shit andfun Ukraine, you motherfuckers, you
know what I mean? Why dowe have to fight over those two things?
They're both important, you know whatI mean? So is Ukraine still
winning the war? I don't thinkthey are winning because we won't give them

(22:37):
money. So I think it's ait's a game of attrition, and they
only have so many people. Russiacan keep just doing what they do.
And even when Russia runs out ofartillery and shit, they're getting resupplied by
Iran and North Korea, but notChina yet. Imagine if you're getting resupplied
by North fucking Koreer, but NorthKorea can't even feed their people, So
how the fuck that make it?Well, they don't give a shit about

(23:00):
their people. They can feed theirmilitary. They can they can you know,
give weapons to their military all day. That's what they spend all their
money on, all their money thatthey get through like through what uh black
market cyber crimes, cyber crimes,crypto, that's I mean, they're all
over that, you know what Imean, They're the ones behind half of

(23:21):
the what do you call it whenwhen your computer locks up and you have
to pay bitcoin to unlock it?Yeah? Hackers? Yeah, what do
you call that? Shit? FuckingI'm in the it industry. I can't
believe cyber crime. I don't knowwhat the fuck that Isn't it take over
your computer more or less? Butbut have you seen the people who literally

(23:42):
fuck with the people who try totake over their computer all the time.
They let them log on and theywant them to send them gift cards.
Yeah, I watched that all thetime. It is funny shit. But
there's one dude, and it's alwaysthe picture of the same Japanese woman.
Yeah yeah, yeah, John,I get this text all the time.
Yeah me too. But if youdon't respond, you don't get a picture.
So I never respond. Well,so I never responded because I'm like,

(24:03):
I don't want to deal with it. But after watching that reddit subreddit
where they just fuck with them,I'm like, oh, maybe we should
do this live on the air oneday because I have a shit. So
you told me delete report junk likeI don't know, yes, six months
ago, so I've been doing that. I mean, now that I know
it's just a confidence game, Ithink you could fuck with it. Like

(24:25):
my concern would be if it's they'regoing to eventually try to send a virus
to your phone through a link orwhatever. As long as you don't tap
on it, you're okay. Butwhat if you accidentally do. But now
that I know it's just a confidencegame where they got to get you to
go to like a store and buyApple gift cards. Well, yeah you
can. There's no way you woulddo that, So you're fine, So

(24:45):
we should do it. I say, save your next text. I think
I will. I haven't received onein a while. Actually, did you
sign up for some services? Iget them all the time? No,
I didn't. They even put whatever. I don't respond, like, oh
I'm sorry, wrong number. Yeah, I'm sorry I bothered you. Yeah
yeah, I get them about oncea month now, maybe so I'll save

(25:06):
the next one. It's always likehello Johnny, it's nice to see you
again, and I'm like, whatthe fuck? Yeah. I can remember
the first time I got one ofthose, and I was like, I
think you have the wrong number,and then I got the same response you
see and read it like, oh, I'm so sorry about that, but
I would like to be friends.I'm lonely, are you? By the

(25:30):
way, I am a hot Asianchick. Let's be friends, which I'm
sure works, you know. Imean, if that works on you,
you're a fucking moral No. Butsome people are lonely, Like, oh
my god, yeah, yeah,Like maybe there's a chance there is a
hot Asian chick who just wants tobe friends with a random dude via text

(25:51):
message. No, you are fuckingunique, you know what I mean?
How stupid do you have to be? That's not that that doesn't happen in
real life. That happens in pornonly, so I haven't seen that porn,
but yes you have, I believe. Unfortunately, that's a real quote

(26:15):
from someone I knew. That's thesad thing, is it? Yeah?
That was his go to, like, if you he was in jail for
a long time, you disrespect him. Then he then he said, so
it's a long time ago. Basicallyhung out of this house? Is that
ass? Or ear ass? Ilike to pretend it's a hear So it
was like the place that would havekegs when we were like in high school,

(26:38):
because the one kid in high schoollived with this dude from jail.
And then we'd slowly like try tointegrate new people because he had we can
get a keg or whatever they wantedto do, and then they would like
leave their shoes in the wrong place, and he'd be like, if you
don't get your fucking boy, didyou respect my household? I will's whoa
Okay, Okay, that dude gothis uh shoes in the right place real

(27:03):
quick. He's back in jail now, so he's not hurting. But that
was his go to because that waswhat it was in jail for eighteen years
plus. That's disturbing. So mymy theory is, though he was he
missed it so much he killed someoneto go back in. MMMM, because
he seemed he's back in. Yeah, he's back in. He missed it.
It seemed he liked the life.Well. I think he was like

(27:26):
he could run shit there where outin the real world. You gotta like,
you know, work hard and yeah, survive. Maybe maybe he liked
the jail Jackie lit. Possibly,possibly, yeah, but I remember the
XFL came into our town, hetried out. He was like a dude

(27:47):
who climbed telephone poles for a living, so repaired like lines or whatever the
fuck tried After the XFL, theygave him hope that he was gonna make
it. He didn't make it.The next thing, you know, he
killed someone to go back. OhJesus. So it was either make the
XFL or I mean, that's justwhat I saw. That's just what I
saw occur. So I don't know. I separated myself when I when like

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the third fuck him in the asscomment happened because the New Kids shoot the
New Kids shoe fell ever near thefront of the door. Yeah, so
did you did you listen to ourlatest Words of Wisdom episode? No?
I didn't. I didn't. Idon't know why, you bitch. I

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think you just told me last night. But yeah, I think it's a
pretty good one. And you saidyou did video that's money. Yeah,
this is the first time we've donethe video Words of Wisdom because we've been
on YouTube now for a little while, so we had enough content. It
was this is pretty interesting. Sowhat did you take away from what's the
best Words of Wisdom? Shit,that's a good question. What are the

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best words of wisdom always have dentaldamn. That was not one of the
ones. I think my favorite waswhen shit I always forget his name,
even though he's a good friend ofours. What's the dude who has the
No, he didn't make it becausehis words of wisdom from our last episode

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will make it towards wisdom sec Andthis was words of wisdom six. No,
the the other UAP Society guy whowas telling us about Tesla and whatnot.
Oh, Chris Chris leto Letto.How do I forget his name?
Uh No? So Chris Lado wenton this like whole thing about Newtonian physics

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and Einstein physics and how consciousness isgoing to be the new like thing and
we're going to figure stuff out.And I was like, that is beautiful.
I accept that as your words ofwisdom. Bob, you're up.
And you were like, I'd triedTakita's at seven eleven and they were fucking
money. Yeah, Tekeito's our money. I think that's my favorite. Okay,

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that's a good one. So Ilove it when uh an interviewee has
like really fucking super deep ass wordsof wisdom, like love thyself a week
Teqitos are money. Tequito's are muckingmoney. The purple bag your son likes

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some dudy. Last time I hada teketo was disgusting. Well, I
bought tekias I don't like. Butthe purple bags like the fire What does
that mean? The purple bag?I don't know. I just see the
Walmart like all the don't buy theother ship. I don't like it.
Walmart. I thought Tekeitos was justseven eleven, not anymore, son,
they have an international aisle. Reallyyep, we salm alam. So what's

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your favorite seven purple bag? Sothe Walmart ones are better than seven eleven?
I don't know if they have aseven lam But so I was at
a circle OK in like Southern WayWay, Southern Virginia this weekend and I
saw, you know, I lovehot fries and you can't get them everywhere
we're at and they had like newfiery hot fries and they were like three

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thirty nine for normal bag. It'snormally ninety nine cents of the dollar store
here. Yeah, and they tastit exactly like the fundies. No,
no, they tasts it out exactlythe flaming Cheetohs, but the same like
thing you bite into the fry.Okay, so they were not worth it.
Wait, I'm confused. So hotfries is and cap. Yeah,

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the blue bag is and they haveit at every dollar store for ninety nine
cents. Right on the bags isninety nine cents. They had the new
one at some Circle K for threethirty nine. I was like, I
had to fucking try it and itwasn't good. No, it tastes the
same, well it takes it.No, it takes exact same as like
Cheetos. So why is it soexpensive? I don't know, Are you
sure? Andy? Cap is stillninety nine cent Maybe they've gone off to

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three ninety nine too, like everythingelse, But there are the dollars or
now, so I don't think itsays nine nine cents in the back anymore
like Arizona iced t always says ninetynine cents. Sometimes they charge your two
dollars at the gas station. Yeah, yeah, you know, it's that
type of shit. But it's notworth it. Yeah, yeah, for
sure. I don't know about that. Another thing, it was attached to
a subway and they had new twelveinch chu Ro twelve inch cookie at Subway

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twelve inch and Annie's Pretzel at Subwaythat Subway, so I got all three
Jesus, like, I'm gonna trythis shit out. I pulled the churro
out because I'm thinking, like Costcogot rid of the there is Remember it
was money. It was fucking soggyash, like I took in the trash
like my kids were like I wantto taste, Like, no, you're
not gonna taste. What's a twelveinch cookie? Just like oblong weird?

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So unfortunately that Subway didn't have itin the app because I ordered through the
app. Now, okay, sothey refunded you or what? No,
I never ordered it. So doyou like Subway? I like when when
they have a buy one, getone by one twelve inch get one.
That's fucking best deal ever. Andthey had that, So I still like
Subway. So I get cheese,like I get cheese steak, double steak,

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and then put just polet sauce onit and like whatever the fuck else
you want. Yeah, it's okay, you know, it's not like fucking
what's that gas station? Yeah,filling company. It's not like that,
Yeah, filling company. Cheese steakis money as ship. But I will
say that the subway steak tastes theexact same as when I was like ten
years old. Yeah, still thesame cows. No, I think it's

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still the same, like juices andship they met. Yeah, so they
haven't sucked it up them saucy nugsor trash. So, uh, what
are your words of wisdom? Man? We got Uh, we got an
experiencer coming on in about fifteen minutes, So I have a good one.
Yes. So Costco had the issuewith metal in their Seltzer's right, So

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they had they had a Remember youpicked me. I was like picking up
some Costco seltzer and you're like,they don't have it. I'm like,
shut the I thought you were suckingme, Like, shut the fuck up.
They have a they have a paletteof white Claw. It's a little
more like fuck it, give methe palle of white Claw. It's a
lot more expensive. Ten dollars.Yeah, so you got me that case.
Yes, I packed a cooler.Didn't know where we're going for my
son's birthday with the family. Endup going to Bolerio, which is taking

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over every bowling company in the wholefucking world. Right, I get there
I go to the bar, didn'ttake my cooler in. I was waiting
for an opportunity to go to thebar. They had white claw cans.
They didn't even open them when theygave them to you. I was like,
I'll have one white claw and Iwent to my fucking car and then
brought my fucking like just filled everyjacket pocket, all my ship, and
I just possed so it always lookedlike you were getting the bar. So

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no one ever fucked with me.If I had Kirkland, You're like,
hey, we don't have that ship. And they had like some weird special
look like special people walking around,like clear was this Bolero and start Sterling?
No Sterling? So the other shipis where is the Bolero and Sterling?
So my first day with my wifewe went to it was like something,

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is that the old bowl of Mare? Yes, they've taken it over
there, they're taking over all ofthem, dude, And now there's ones
in the corner. Yes, holyand they're fucking us. But what's crazy
is the one in that city waslike twenty percent of the price of the
one near us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I got to drink
myself. Was all night knowing fuckingme was great. So that's awesome.

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All right, that's one words oneplus of having white claw or what's the
other main brand? Uh? Trulyso so what but so? But I
haven't seen truly in the bar,so white claw if you have those on
hand with the cooler and they haveone. So words of wisdom is go
to bull Arrow and bring your ownwhite claw or any other bar I has
white clothes. Stuff it in yourjacket. But now that we're coming upon
spring, where are you gonna stuffit in my wife's purse? All right?

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Those are your words wisdoms, andthat ice let it drip leather.
My words of wisdom are do notfly ever anymore? Because you know,
there's only two companies that build airplane. It's Bowing in the europe one,
right, it's Boeing in airbus,and most of the companies in the US

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are renewing with the Boeing planes.And Boeing's all fucked up, dude.
But they say, it's like,I'm scared, man, how are we
gonna fly? But they say there'sa bigger risk of you driving eight hours
And I know they say that shit, but it's not the same. You
have a little bit of control.I know, you can be blindsided and
whatnot, but you still have alittle bit of control over what happens when

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you're driving. When you're flying,you're sitting in the seat and basically praying
and all this shit is happening.So what I do. I shut my
eyes and when I hit turpenins islike I'm on a like a really hard
it's like a really how does thathelp? Bully bumpy road? It calms
me down. It calms you down. But if you still, if you
die, you die, like calmor not. I don't want to die,

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is my point. So if theplane knows dies though, I've heard
that like sixty percent of the peoplehave heart attacks. Yeah, see,
I don't want that either. SoI'm wondering though, if if the number
you told me where they nosed andthey're injured, did they have heart attacks?
Oh? I don't know. That'sa good question, because I've heard
it like really rough, turbulent,that fifty the plane has neck injuries.
When it's like yeah, so Ihaven't been on a plane like that,

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thank god. But right, allright, I'm gonna piss in my pants
me too. We got somebody comingsoon. So it's coming on. His
name is Bill and he is aUFO experience nice so in former military.
Thank you for your service, sir, Yes, basement hangout out ever ever,

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ever, ever export the basing ofthe Y back and back and back

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and back and