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Folks, imagine what we can donext four more years. Oh oh shit,
he's reading the cue card. Yeah, what's up you beautiful bastards.
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Welcome to the basement, hanging out. Coming to you from somewhere in American
suburbia. My name is. Chattingwith me is always is. When Bob
is back from Mexico. It wasamazing, super hot, got sunburnt,
salting them blood. But I'm doingwell. Well, we know the truth
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you were. You know what doyou mean that you're in the fetal position?
I water out your ass. Ididn't have COVID fucking nineteen eighty.
You know what's funny is when Isay with me, as always is Bob,
it hasn't been true. Yeah,I was actually down and out with
some last COVID stomach virus. Ithink it's COVID with me, as almost
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always is how I was down andout. But our new producer Donnie filled
in and did a bang up job. So bang up, bang up?
What does that mean good job?Yeah, it means gooble job or like
a shit job. It means goodSo Bob for tonight's fake not fake news.
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We've got a couple of things togo over. I know you were
down and out in the fetal position, so I'm not sure how much you've
been paying attention. So I wasup and walking around and everything, but
uh, I spent a lot oftime on the porcelain throne. Yeah,
I mean to be fair, thatwas like a week and a half ago.
Yeah, and we hadn't you know, gotten together in that amount of
time in our last episode that werecorded a week ago just released today.
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Oh good, because I've been slackingas well, because you were down and
out in the Feetal nah, justbusy and just felt mentally in the feet,
Yes, mentally feel posess incorrect.That's a bitch. We all go
that way when we're like sick somehow. Yeah, I wasn't sick. I
just you know, didn't feel likeyou were mentally sick. That's what happened.
So one piece of news that Iwas kind of excited about is that
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the funding for the Ukraine war wentthrough to that ninety five billion or ninety
four billion or oh what do Ihave written down here? Sixty billion in
a to Ukraine. So how didthey finally pass it? They took out
all the other shit, the border, the border stuff's not in there,
but there's also twenty six billion forIsrael Jesus. Yeah, I know.
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They call it assistance to Israel andhumanitarian relief in Gaza, which is interesting
because you give money to the peoplethat are bombing the shit out of Gaza.
Yeah what tho? Then you givemoney for humanitarian aid to the people
who are being bombed to save thecivilians. I mean in our defense.
We do believe the US as anentity believes in the protection of Israel against
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the attacks like what happened in Octoberat the Rave, but we also don't
believe in just wiping out entire populationsof people who we just got to pay
everything. So we just got topay everywhere. So are we got all
time? Are we going to sendmoney to Taiwana? We're going to fight
in Taiwan when China attacks? Soeight billion four security in Taiwan and it's
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already parta Pacific is part of it, damn. So it's really happening,
and China's not happy about that,of course not. Uh. The bill
was passed in the Senate at aseventy nine to eighteen vote. Fifteen Republicans
and three Democrats voted against it.So how many did not vote a lot.
What's seventy nine plus eighteen ninety seven? So three? Oh, there's
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only a hundo, Yeah, onehundred senators. There's many, many,
many hundreds of representatives in the House. The House passed it. That looked
like maybe it wasn't going to happenbecause the the extreme right wing of the
Republican Party in the House, likeMTG what does that stand for? Rjorie
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Taylor Green? Oh, yeah,the lady, the blonde lady's always wearing
T shirts. Yeah, she wasgonna she was threatening to try to oust
the new Speaker of the House,Mike Johnson if he did this, and
she succeeded in doing that with thelast guy I remember, Yeah, but
this time it didn't work. Uh, And he went ahead and got everybody
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to vote. They passed it.Then it went to the Senate. They
passed it. Then it went tothe President and he signed it I think
yesterday, So now it's law.And the my understanding is the US military
was basically standing by waiting all ofthe weapons that they were going to provide,
like right there, and as soonas the President signed, boom handed
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over. So that's happening. Idon't know what it's going to do in
the end, because Russia is justplaying this game of attrition and and the
Ukraine's only going to survive as longas we keep giving them more and more
and more. How long is itgoing to drag out? And what's the
endgame? I'm not sure we havea good plan for that. Pretty frustrating
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the game of attrition, like slowlytake a slowly fuck them out. Well,
basically, we have a guy die, You have a guy die.
We have a guy die. Youhave a guy die. We have a
million guys. You have one hundredand fifty thousand guys. Right once one
hundred and fifty thousand of our guysdie and one hundred and fifty thousand of
your guys die. Guess what wehave people left? You don't. That's
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basically the game of attrition. It'sdisgusting to think about. But what are
you going to do? I'm notsure. Hopefully Western Tech can help even
the playing field, you know.So what is the update on Ukraine Russia
war? Russia's been gaining ground.They've moved more into Ukrainian territory. They've
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taken over more spots because the Ukrainianshave been running out of ammunition, so
they're like, you asked, whatthe fuck are you doing? Yeah,
they've been for the last two months, basically moving back back back back,
like we're about to die, waitingfor the House and the Senate to pass
this bill. MTG making threats claimingthat the Ukrainians are murdering Christians, which
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is objectively not true. Yeah,that doesn't make sense really, So I
don't know what her deal is.But she's only she's on the side of
Russia. There's no other way tolook at it. She wants Putin to
win. I don't know why.I mean, how else can you look
at that? It's Putin's frosty.So I'm glad they did that. I
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just don't know what the endgame is. Maybe Putin has a sex tape or
like a p tape of MTG.You never know, dude, Yeah,
oh well, that's definitely a possibility. I mean, if the FSB is
going hard, so you're saying Petein his mouth or the opposite. Oh
well, yeah, I didn't thinkabout that. So you know what,
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what else was part of that bill? No, because I remember it didn't
pass because the border stuff was inthere. That the border. Stuff's not
in there. Yeah, but beforeit didn't pass because of that. Yeah,
but guess what is in there?What? It will give TikTok's China
based parent company nine months, whichthe president could extend to a year total
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to sell the popular social media platformor be banned in the US. That
puts TikTok closer than ever before toa prohibition, while ensuring that it won't
be banned until after the twenty twentyfour election. TikTok has said it will
fight the law in court once itis signed into law, to drag out
forever. Well, I mean that'swhat court does. I don't know what
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court is going to side with themthough they're not a US based company.
Yeah, but they may not SiGebut they have. But it takes for
everythy of the paperwork and the ship'sdelayed and that's true. But hey,
at least it's a law. Idon't know where do you stand on that?
I like TikTok, Yeah, butwhere do you where do you stand
on you know, China being inmy back pocket? Correct? Wouldn't you
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prefer that? I would rather that? So are they can to keep TikTok
but sell to an American company.Yeah, that's the that's what the law
is saying. So Chinese will runit in America basically, well, no,
they would. So when Trump waspresident, they were talking about Oracle
was going to take it over.Oracle was going to purchase the US assets
of TikTok, keep it as TikTok, but it was going to be owned
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by Oracle and they were going torun it and manage it and everything.
It would be completely separated from China. So there's no back door to all
of our ship. I mean,Oracle's job would be to make sure that
that's not a there's not a backdoor, right, Oracles horrible support experience in
my daily life. Well, butyou're you're in finance and you're using legacy
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Oracle products. I don't know whatthe fuck I'm using with their support,
that's what you're using. It's allIndia, you know India, and you
can't get anyone like we need leveltwo support and then it takes like weeks
and then they close the ticket.Yeah, but you're not going to get
TikTok's not going to give you support, you know what I mean. So
they're still going to pay for influencers. If they want to keep their business.
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Mind, I think Instagram stop paying, Facebook stop paying. TikTok pays.
Well, I don't know what.I don't know what those trends are
with blood money TikTok pays. Inmy opinion, I would like TikTok to
be taken over by a US companyin the US, so it doesn't didn't
YouTube shorts copy TikTok's yeah yeah soon Instagram? But does does YouTube shorts
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pay influencers? Well, you getpaid with ads basically, if you can
monetize when your video plays a certainnumber of times, and ads played before
or after or during you get paid. But they're ads on well, their
ads on taktok. But you canskip them by swiping up. Yeah,
same thing in YouTube. Usually YouTubemakes you watch a certain portion of an
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ad and then you can hit skip. So the creator doesn't make very much
when people skip. They make morewhen people watch the whole app. Oh,
okay, which isn't very often obviously, who does even on YouTube shorts.
Yeah, but YouTube shorts you haveto like with regular YouTube long content,
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you gotta watch fifteen seconds. Youcan make money with like x thousand
number of views, even if it'snot very much. With YouTube shorts.
You gotta have like a million viewsto make anything, so you got to
really blow up. Yeah, yougotta have that's the copy of TikTok YouTube.
I've seen my kids like watching stupidass videos. Yeah, you gotta
have a viral video on YouTube shortsfor it to do anything for you.
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And then like if you do longcontent like we do, and then so
I we started doing YouTube shorts totry to bring in more subscribers, and
I hope one gets viral. Butthe problem with that is the people that
are watching YouTube short viral videos,they're not interested in your other shit,
so you'll get you could get allthese subscribers, and as soon as you
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don't produce more YouTube short content thatlike buyers those brain mechanisms they have,
they just unsubscribed. They never watchyour other shit, and the YouTube algorithm
can actually say all these subscribers arebullshit and stop serving your long content to
more people. So it's a ledge, yeah, exactly. So we pretty
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much stopped doing YouTube shorts. Weonly did a few anyway, So do
we do TikTok No? Because ofChina, we did a few. We
have a TikTok account, but ithasn't been touched in ages. Yeah,
so it's like old gold sitting there. It's not even gold. We did
one video that was like a crawler. Is it a crawler or is it
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a crackhead? Remember that? Yeah, so if you played music, if
you played music behind it that wasall ominous, it looks like a crawler.
If you play music that's like funnyand humorous, it looks like a
crackhead. So our short was fifteenseconds of the crawler with ominous music,
fifteen seconds of the same video withfunny music, and that actually got quite
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a few views. But so thecrawler looks like a crackhead with the right
music, I'm pretty sure it wasa crackhead, just on all fours naked,
like running around an apartment complex.Shit. But if you want to
watch that, it's also on ourYouTube shorts feed. Crack is a crazy
d So yes, I am happyagain, but don't know what's going to
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happen in Ukraine. It's not lookinggood. So I saw a video of
like a bar in Ukraine. Itwas like popping, like well, because
they're not in the capitol yet,right, so what are they gonna do
it, right. Yeah, Iwas like, oh yeah, this ship
looks pretty good. So the presidentialelection is starting to heat up. Obviously,
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how many months away are we fromthe actual November? Right? So
almost May? So six in aweek, six months and a week.
So Biden's been on the campaign trail. Uh, Trump's been in court and
uh it's funny. Actually, youknow what, I meant to pull up
this email and I forgot to fromJoe Biden. Well let's let's go ahead
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and play the So I don't didyou see Joe Biden's gaff I haven't seen
anything politically since I've been around atoilet for like two weeks. Watch this,
dude, you say gaffes. Yeah, gaff is when they do something
wrong, like say something stupid.Oh yeah, he always watched. Yeah,
but this is it's a really thisis bad. I think, and
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increase economic growth, folks, imaginewhat we can do next four more years.
And now he's trying to play itoff. Look are you ready started
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over? So he he Uh,he's giving the speech, he's reading the
que cards and then they're basically tellingso I guess the prompter is facing both
directions. And now they're telling thecrowd start chanting four more years, which
is fake as fuck, and youknow it's telling him pause to give it.
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And now crowds start chanting four moreyears. So he reads the four
more years and then re pause.Yeah, let's play it again and increase
economic growth, folks, imagine whatwe can do next. And watch his
face after four years. Oh,it's like, oh shit, are you
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ready? I think he just realizedwhen he made that face and like tried
to laugh that he wasn't. Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that.
Part the factor. What's funny isyou can stop it. What's funny is
if a hacker got in there andput in there like I just keep eat
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my diaper. Yeah, yes,it's like anchor man, whatever's on the
top problem to he reads. Sothe reason I wanted to play that is
because you in a recent episode stirredup the hornet's nest by doing what when
you said that, uh, youthink you have to vote for Joe Biden?
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You remember that. Yeah, I'ma little sick of Trump's shit.
Yeah that's what you said. AndI've got to find this email. I
was supposed to bring it up earlier. And I no, it was from
a listener who was very upset thatyou did that. Oh, here it
is, I found it. Yes, good job. This is from Richard.
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Listen to your podcast, the solarEclipse episode, which was a not
fake news. Hey Richard, you'regonna have to, you know, sign
up for VP if you want tolisten to any more. Is that the
Nutscape one? Yeah, so youall got political prove to me all your
ignorance on the issues. Democrats suckthree exclamation points. Trump is the only
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one who can save this country.One of your cronies, he calling you
my crony anyway, like the peoplethat do ship like for you or hologically,
one of your cronies said he won'tvote for Trump because he's sick of
the bullshit, which you did say. That's why all these lawsuits are happening,
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to make you tired of all ofthis and vote for them, meaning
the Democrats smart enough don't listen tothe fake news ms NBC And for some
reason he lowercase M and uppercase sNBC. I don't know what that's supposed
to mean. I guess CNN,ABC and I know you guys like the
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view, which I don't. Yeah, I hate that ship. I'm that's
awful. Can't you see? Americaunder Democrats is fading? Think of your
kids? The Democrats have you allignorant? Smart En up and learn the
truth about Democrats. They are corruptand they hate America as we know it.
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Democrats are for their power and controllingyou. You know, right,
thank you for the email. Imean, so, what I love about
this is the idea that you sitaround and contemplate these two political parties and
one side that you're for and oneside that's all the pedophiles and devil worshippers,
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Like that's your life. I can'timagine living my life like that.
I mean, people are passionate andunfortunately cut I know, but they need
to chill the fuck out. Bothboth parties are a political party. They're
out for their own parties interests.The politicians want to stay in power.
Both parties have good ideas, andboth parties have bad ideas. This whole
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thing where it's like the Democrat they'repedophiles, don't you see it? And
they hate America and the Republicans areawesome, Like what what planet do you
live on? Honestly, yeah,there's good and bad on both sides.
So that's why I appreciate you sayingwhat you said. You may not stick
to it. We've got time nownow I'm voting for Trump, you bitch,
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So shut up. That's fine,you can do that. No,
but when you when you do watch, I like to play MSNBC on one
like yeah, Picture and Picture andFox News and it's literally the same content,
but they're just shitting on the otherone. That's right. They have
the opposite view of the same It'scrazy. It's like that all the time.
So uh but you know, allI can say to this guy is
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fuck you. What the fuck?No, we love you, thank you
for emailing. Well, you cansay that if you want. But we're
not biased for our listeners. Theycan be Trump fans. They can be
hey, Richard, bitch, youare Maximu Paka incarnate? Does he want
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his name on the podcast? Ifwe? If we? If you had
said I was on the fence,but I'm voting for Trump because Biden is
too old, and then we gotlike an email from some Democrat person who's
like, don't you see the Republicansare blah blah blah. I would have
said the same thing to him.I would have said, you know,
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Maxim, mother paka, because yougot to vote for the right person,
not just a party. I dowish that some other Democrat would step up
because Biden is reading the prompter likeanchorman, I agree. So he's he's
also read like exit, stage leftand shit like that, and then he
doesn't know where to go. Soobviously he has handlers, right they're telling
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him what to say, they're puttingup the prompter. They know he's old
as fuck, and they're probably theones saying to President, here's what I
think we should do. We shouldfund Ukraine sixty billion dollars, we should
do this in that infrastructure, blahblah blah, and he's saying, yes,
okay, yes, I agree withthat, and then they're making it
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happen. Who are the handlers thereis you know, chief of staff and
all the people that work for thechief of staff and all that, and
they're probably very smart people or theywouldn't be there. They're essentially running the
country right now. On Trump's side, he don't listen to nobody. No,
he doesn't, which I like abouthim. Actually you like it,
but you don't. At the sametime, exactly talked about it earlier.
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So again, both of these thingsare a double edged sword because you don't
have visibility into who's making these decisions. On Biden's side. On Trump's side,
you know exactly who's making the decisions, and some of them are fucked
up, Melania, So what's theright answer. I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know. That's why itwould be nice if I don't know
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who the fuck it would be.But it would be nice if a Democrat
that was a little younger that couldspeak and make his own decisions or pretend
like he doesn't. He just know. Like if you're if you're looking at
the prompter, it means you're noteven processing theats spitting out like an somebody
younger would have his brain would havebeen that split second processed. This is
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not for me to say, thisis for the audience and pause in parentheses.
Probably is not for me to saythey should go all caps and the
lowercase what you shouldn't say, orsomething like that, God damn, why
aren't I working for the president?Correct? So all right, that's that's
that. So speaking of Trump,So does is Trump holding rallies or what?
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Because I used to enjoy watching them. I think he's just sitting in
courtrooms. Now, yeah, that'ssad. So do you know what what
his court cases are? The likehe can't do business? Five five?
The lady who he raped, right, the lady like they went to the
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mall. You're just stating that matterof fact. Lee, No, I
saw that, you're going to votefor him. I saw a clip of
her an NBC and actually Jimmy Dorewas like, look at this lady.
She's anyone who has this haircut,they're crazy. And then she she has
a super short haircut because she's probablyolder. I don't know if she's balding
or it's a wig. Uh.But you know he supposedly raped her in
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the mall or like I don't evenknow, like on the escalator. Yeah,
okay, So there's five cases ofrape. No of that he's in
court for that he's being sued orwhatever. So the big one is in
New York, one that I keepseeing I think. So there's there's the
hush money trial. That's the onein New York. So that's the porn
star that's the one. Well,so this is the controversy, right,
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So he had an affair with her, which is not illegal, and when
he was running for president, hedidn't want it to come out, that's
the theory, and so he,oh, this is the Michael Cohen money.
So he had his organization cut incheck. I think it was for
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars,which is a drop in the bucket for
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him, for her and sign anNDA saying she won't divulge it, which
she did. She took the money, and he in his record book,
in his you know, financial accounting, they put that as a legal expense.
But they paid Michael Cone directly,and then Michael Cone paid her,
correct but they put that as alegal expense because they paid Michael toe lawyer.
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Yeah. So the argument is thatthat was a campaign contribution because it
was to help his campaign, becauseif it came out that he banged a
porn star while married, it mighthurt his campaign. But was the money
in campaign contribution? Well that's whatthe argument is. Oh, so we
don't know. The argument is,well, it doesn't matter. Is if
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you do something to further your campaign, it is a campaign contribution. And
for that reason, he falsified itin his record books, and that is
apparently a federal offense. But isthat so well, wait a second,
his whole brand could go down ifa porn stars like he paid me to
let me fuck him, right,I mean I don't know about that.
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Like, that's a little bit ofa under normal circumstances, Yes, for
Trump. No, is there anybodyleft in the world who doesn't think that
he was banging port store? Yeah, I'm sure he did. Everybody.
Maybe Milania put the money up.But now so I always thought it was
campaign funds he paid it with.But you're saying because the payment was made,
it was considered a campaign contribution,that's right. Yeah, I don't
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know about that, dude. Actually, so that's why it's controversial. You
know, I don't know. Itsounds like BS. Right, that's a
little stretch. So let me readsome of this. The indictment centers on
allegations that Trump falsified internal records,not even records to like the FEC,
the Federal Elections Commission, but internalhe did his expenses kept by his company
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to hide the true nature of paymentsmade to his then personal lawyer and fixer
Michael Cohen, who helped cover upTrump's extramarital affairs. The case centers on
payoffs on two women, porn starStormy Daniels and playboy model Karen McDougall,
who said they had extramarital sexual encounterswith Trump years earlier, as well as
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to a Trump Tower doorman who claimedto have a story about a child Trump
allegedly had out of wedlock. Cohenpaid Daniels one hundred and thirty thousand dollars
and arrange for the publisher of theNational Inquirer tabloid to pay and that's Pecker.
His name's Pecker to pay McDougall onehundred and fifty thousand dollars. So
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can you bring up a picture ofKaren mcdugage. I don't know who the
fuck that is. In a journalisticallydubious practice known as catch and kill.
In other words, he would havethe National Inquirer guy who he was good
friends with, dud Trump. Trumpwould have Pecker who ran the National Inquirer.
Okay, reach out to someone likeKaren McDougall and say, hey,
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you have this, you know,hot story about Trump banging you and stuff.
I want the story. Oh,so then they buy it and I'll
pay you for the story that he'spre and then he pays her and she
signs an NDA that says you haveexclusive rights to the story. Now I
won't give it to anybody else.And then he kills it. He doesn't
publish. That seems like and hedoes that at the behest of Trump.
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But doesn't that seem normal? Iwould think it doesn't seem on the face
of it to me like something thatTrump should be. Yeah. So I
always thought it was literally funds likepeople donated to the campaign. Then he
paid it with that. They callit a journalistically dubious I don't know.
You don't think JFK paid marily Monroe. This is my point. Though they
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call it journalistically dubious, they don'tsay it's illegal. Yes, I don't
know about that. Trump's company thenreimbursed Cohen and paid him bonuses and extra
payments, all which prosecutors say werefalsely logged as legal expenses in company records.
Cohen excuse me, Cohen says thecompany paid him four hundred and twenty
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thousand dollars. Yeah, because theycover taxes and his The indictment, brought
by Manhattan District Attorney Avin Bragg,made Trump the first ex president ever to
face criminal charges. He was subsequentlyindicted. Blah blah blah. So but
wasn't she screwing Remember she was screwingsome dude, and then she was maybe
outside, like off the case.I don't know. This is the African
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American He ran like, I'm gonnanail Trump and they then she won the
election. Wait, what are you'retalking about Georgia. Oh yeah, I'm
talking about Georgia. Yeah. Yeah, so the process, what the fuck
case is that the pro the prosecutorin Georgia. This is the next case,
the Georgia election case. So Iwill say the hush money case,
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to my understanding, from what I'veread here, doesn't sound like it should
be mean, what the fuck?It shouldn't be that big of a deal.
But the way I've read it wasnot paying attention, just like seeing
shit on the news. I waslike, oh, it's campaign money.
Then he paid Bob. This iswhy we call it not faking. Thank
god that we do this. Iwould know nothing. So I agree,
I don't think that shit. Yeah, that's a stretch, dude, I
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don't know. So let's let's talkabout what I said earlier about the hypocrisy
between Oh, the Republicans are goodand the Democrats are bad, or vice
versa. When Clinton was banging anintern in the White House in the Oval
office, and but he only gota blowjob, really, but he also
put cigars up her thing. Yeah, so he banged it with the cigar
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whatever it is from Cuba. Hewas, you know, subject to all
of this legal stuff. And theDemocrats at the time, the granted this
is going back a long time,but with Democrats were like, oh,
this is bullshit, like presidents dothat, Like that's not a reason to
impeach blah blah blah. President,screw him with kids cigars. That shouldn't
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He's still a good president, Likethis shouldn't be blah blah blah. The
Republicans impeached him because it was,you know, defiling the nature of the
presidency blah blah blah. Flip thecoin. Yeah, and they're on the
other side and everybody's on the otherside of where they were back then.
So again, what was that fuckingguy's name, Richard hypocrisy? All right,
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So this case is the Georgian Georgiaelection interference case. So my understanding
of this is that Trump was tryingto pressure Georgia election officials to basically swap
get him vote, swap the electorsto show that he won even though he
didn't. And that's where the tapeis on, like I need like one
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hundred and whatever more votes. Trumpand eighteen others were charged in August by
Fulton District Attorney Fannie Willis, who'scontroversial now, with participating in a scheme
to illegally try to overturn his narrowloss to Democrat Joe Biden in the twenty
twenty election. Among the other charges, along with Trump, I'm sorry.
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Along with others charged with Trump,our former White House Chief of Staff Mark
Meadows, and former New York mayorRudy Giuliani. The alleged scheme includes a
wide ranging list of alleged acts,including Trump's infamous January twenty twenty one phone
call to Georgia's Secretary of State inan effort to replace Georgia's Democratic presidential electors
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with ones who would vote for Trump. In other words, an elector is
a person who, by the ElectoralCollege, they're supposed to take and look
at the votes then and see,based on the votes that came in,
I'm going to set my elector toBiden. But he was trying to tell
them, disregard the votes set yourelector to me, mm hmm, and
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just do it right, harassment ofa He was also accused of harassment of
a Fulton County election worker and theunauthorized copying of data and software from elections
equipment. So to me, thissounds more damning. Yeah, this is
the one that this is actually tryingto flip an election illegally with pressure,
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with pressure, So this one,and you know what's funny is this one's
probably gonna be harder to prosecute nowbecause of Fanny Willis and what the fuck
she did? So who is shescrewing? H I think she was screwing.
That's a good question. Let's lookthat up. But do you remember
remember Gore Bush in Florida? RememberGore was gonna win and then Bush won
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and then his brother was like thefucking yeah, vernor what do you think
about that? That's going back toofar, man, I don't remember all
that I do, Okay, Sothere's that case. The third case is
the federal election interference. This isagain Trump trying to overturn results of his
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loss to Biden. It revolves aroundthe riot at the Capitol. They're alleging
that he and his allies basically pushedelection fraud lies to pressure state officials to
overturn Biden's win and again slates offake electors and battleground states. And then
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also that he basically incited the mobthat attacked the category. So he said
words, and then the idiots followedthose words and went to the Capitol.
I don't know how. Yeah,and that poor lady was killed, remember
that video that was horrible? Yeah. Well, and also a couple of
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the Capitol police people have been allfucked up ever since because they were hurt
badly and harassed and death threats.Then there's the classified documents case. To
me, that's bullshit because by thesame thing, nothing that I'm sure Obama
had classified documents at home, asdid Clinton, as did Hillary, So
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killery please say correct. And thenlastly is a civil fraud case in which
the judge ordered Trump to pay fourhundred and fifty four million dollars ruling in
a civil fraud so not criminal,civil fraud lawsuit that he lied about his
wealth for years as he built hisreal estate empires. So, in other
(34:42):
words, he would go to thebanks and he would say, give me
a loan for a billion dollars forsuch and such project, and they would
say, well, what are youworth? What are your assets? And
he would inflate the cost of allof his buildings, and that's how he
would document that this loan is backedby assets, and he was inflating all
of that his value of the yeah, value of the building. So again,
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probably not the right thing to do, but probably something everybody in real
estate does. Well. Plus,like you've gotten loan, like mortgage loans,
they come and look at the fuckinghouse. Yeah, I don't understand
how they're like, oh, yeah, he's right. Well, so when
you're when you're Trump and you're supposedlya billionaire and you have this project where
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you're gonna take let's say, afive hundred million dollar loan at eight percent
interest, let's say over the spanof five years, the bank is like,
holy shit, but aren't they thecheck and balance not the fuck like
anyone else they're supposed to be.But look what happened in with the housing
crash. Nobody was checking and balancingshit. Well yeah, but they had
(35:52):
dollar signs in their eyes. Theywere making loans to everybody. They were
making all this money interest blah blahblah, and that's what that's that's what
happens. So again, I don'tthink it was the right thing to do.
It was probably illegal at the letterof the law, but I'm sure
every real estate magnate does that.I'm not sure how I feel like if
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this is a reason for him tonot be able to run for president.
I understand people that are super againstTrump will will they want any reason for
him not to be able to Butyeah, the only one is the Georgia
I would say Georgia and the federalelection case, because I think, in
my opinion, the Capital riot wasa nightmare. Yeah, for everyone,
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it was, I think, evenboth sides, even fucking the ones attacking
it. Yeah. But just justthe idea that people would listen to a
blowhard like Trump and go try toovertake the capital to force the election to
not go through is so anti American. Yeah. So is that is that
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a civilian problem or is that aTrump problem? Well, again, I
don't know if what he did wasillegal by making statements. I don't like
that he said what he said.He did say he was going to the
captain, and they didn't go likeI'm gonna walk down there right now with
all of you. Of course,So again, the legalities of it,
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I'm not sure, but I don'tlike it. Uh. The Georgia one,
I think for sure, has acase. So there's three out of
five that I think throw out.One that's kind of iffy, and one
is let's see what the facts sayat the end of the trial. But
but then he's, like you said, Biden's campaigning and Trump sitting in a
(37:40):
court. That's true, that's alittle I'm sure he'll find time to campaign.
But honestly, I do believe,uh that there is a concerted effort
to tie him up. Oh yeah, obviously, yeah, so that he
can't win the election. I'm notsure it's gonna work. He may see,
he may be in jail winning anelection. Yes, that would be
(38:01):
great, which would make us thelaughing stock of the planet. Yeah,
that's I mean, think about it. It would, yes, but it's
quite possible. So fucking so ifyeah, if you puld onto your butts,
if he gives the jail and getssome more powerful like that would but
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could then he parted? Are theygoing to bring the classified documents into his
chance. But no, couldn't hepardon himself at that time? Or no?
No, well so not on anythingfederal. Yes, on state.
No, So the ability to pardonsomebody's only on federal, which is normally
the ill last time. So state'snormally a smaller time than you get a
federal if you have an il lastcharge. Right, Well, it just
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depends on who's bringing the charges.What is the crime? Is it a
federal crime or is a state crime? When he did the Georgia thing,
it's a state crime. When hedid you know, stuff that was against
FEC Federal Election Commission regulations, that'sa federal crimes. So anyway, we
got Daniel coming soon, we haveone more thing to go over. So
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if he goes to jail, youthink Milana's gonna stay with him? I
don't know. I'm not sure whyshe's staying with him now. I don't
know either, but she could thenenjoy Imagine, imagine if it came out
in the news that you were banginga porn star, would your wife stay
with you? So when when whenhe when it came out with the audio,
him like I grab him by thepussy supposedly Milana like laughed at it.
(39:27):
Well, so I've I've read reportswhere she's like super pissed, and
I've read reports where she is watchingthe trial, the hush money trial like
an eagle. But I mean,doesn't she know details now with them?
I don't she still believes he didn'tbang Karen McDougall and the stormy I don't
fucking know, dude. Yeah,why do any of our women like us?
(39:51):
We are a fucking loser retards allof us. I don't know.
I know, so I haven't figuredthat shit out either. All Right,
one more thing here, it's UFOnews. Uh, bring that up.
This is a let's see, wegot eight minutes before Daniel comes on.
Daniel who this is the dream guy. We're going to give him our dreams.
(40:15):
Yeah, I had an alass dream. Fuck, it's super horrible.
So this is awesome. It wasa nightmare. This is a UFO video
that some lady recorded and a newsNation report on it. Thank you,
Donnie, but yeah, where's mythank you? Donnie? Welcome. I
am going to make you a betthat the next time you get a window
(40:35):
seat on a plane, you're goingto think of this. Next story,
and think of again, who isgoing to talk about this next story?
Michelle Riys was flying over New YorkCity with her daughter and she was sitting
by a window when she did whata lot of us do we, you
know, take pictures out the window. Nice video of the New York skyline.
It's an amazing view. But whatMichelle did not expect to say,
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see was a cylinder shaped object zippingacross her line of sight near LaGuardia Airport.
Oh yeah, damn, was ita bug inside the plane? Maybe
played the video back to look andknow it was not a bug. Whatever
it was, it was definitely outsidethe plane, and it was flying on
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its own, and it was reallyreally fast. Michelle Reyes joins me now
exclusively, and I want to welcomeback Van Hansen from uf A witness on
Discovery Plan. First of all,that was pretty alarming stuff. What did
you do with the video and didyou reach out to authorities to share it
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with them? Thank you for havingme. And when I realized that I
had something like this on the video, the first thing I did was I
emailed the FAA to let them knowwhat I saw and maybe it was a
safety hazard. I reached out tothem. Unfortunately, I haven't heard that
from them. They didn't acknowledge myemail. And then I sent it to
(42:04):
my labs and the national UFO databaseand any response. Nig My Lab was
the only one who responded to me. Your dad apparently, Oh okay.
So, and as I understand,your dad is a former Navy guy,
so you were able to share withhim as well. What did he say?
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Yeah, I showed it to himfirst and he honestly had no idea
what it was either. He hadno idea. He was just as people
as I was. Did you guyssettle on the fact that it maybe was
a drone? It's going awfully fastto be a drone? But is that
was that the best guts? That'spretty big for a drone? He thought
it may be a drone. It'shard to tell you. I didn't think
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that it should be where it wasthat close to the aircraft. There's no
He really didn't have an answer forme. He was just as cool ass
as I was. He's seen alot of things, and then he couldn't
give me an answer. But ifhe had to guess, he would have
said drone. So it's a goodthing. Ben Hanson is here. You
know you think about this tik takvideo. Ben, This was incredible,
(43:15):
honestly incredible. It took a whilejust for us to get in touch with
machine posting it on the app.Someone stole it from her social media and
posted it as if they were herfriend, so we had no idea who
she was. We were looking upflights and trying to figure out which flight
she was on. When we finallywere able to contact her, she for
(43:37):
me, has been completely just genuinesincere we've we've now started analyzed the video
and I felt awkward saying this withher here, but find no evidence that
she faked this or hoaxed it.I didn't from the beginning, but we
had to run. Okay, youknow, awkward, You know it's there.
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It's it's very clear, which isunusual. So to me, how
would you take probably something not terriblyfar in the distance. But it also
there's problems with the theory of itbeing something as simple as an insect,
which I would suspect obviously not onthe ground. We're talking two hundred thus
miles an hour at this point.Her her jet is so it passes in
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about a seventh of a second,and it's it's present in five frames of
the video, so there's a lotwe can very shiny, giant, shiny,
giant, really fast insect. Itdefinitely doesn't look like an insect.
It certainly looks like the tic textsthat we've seen in other naval videos.
Someone, are you going to say? You are not a white? Want
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to say? Orange and green?You wanted to say? I have the
video onto my social media and oneof the other moms on the play she
said that she had noticed it whenshe was in the air to I wasn't
the only one who saw it.So it's kind of, you know,
a little more like nerve wracking thatsomeone else also saw what I saw.
(45:10):
Wouldn't have been more nerve wracking ifnobody saw it. Yeah, you'd be
like, oh, I imagine it. I'm losing my mind. But it's
on my phone. That's weird,Okay, so stop that. So here's
the thing. The plane is travelingtwo hundred plus miles an hour in this
direction, so it could be stationarythat thing is traveling. Let's say it's
a balloon. That thing could betraveling thirty miles an hour with the wind
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in that direction. Or ten,and anything is going to look like it's
going fast in the opposite direction comparedto a fucking plane. Right, So
you're saying it's not a they whenthey use the speed of that thing as
evidence for anything is just dumb.These are all people that want it to
be a UFO. It's a UFOU. Who don't know what it is anyway?
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You know what I mean? Analien craft? The dude in the
flannel track, the fucking flat bitch, he knows the fucking speed. So
I one hundred miles per hour.I emailed Mick West. What did he
say? And I said, Hey, have you put this one to bed
yet? My theory is it's probablya balloon. I thought maybe the reason
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it was elongated was because it's moving. So you got two hundred miles an
hour of the plane going that way, You've got probably at that altitude thirty
miles an hour a balloon in thewind going that way. If you add
those up, you're at like,let's call it two fifty two eighty miles
an hour. So you see somethinggo past you at two hundred and eighty
miles an hour. Your camera hasa certain frame speed and things will look
(46:40):
elongated based on that speed. Okay, that was my theory. What did
he say? He said, itis a balloon, but it is not
elongated because of the frame speed.It is a balloon. That is that
shape. And he even pull upthat if you could. He had already
put it on his website metabunk,and put it on Twitter and put the
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whole look at that. He's gotall of the math, even even that
balloon that he what the fuck numberone? It's a number one balloon.
Look at the flights. There's onlyone contender. YadA, YadA, YadA.
At that point, it was goingtwo hundred and forty miles an hour.
The object traverses the field of viewin five frames. In a single
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frame, which is one thirtieth ofa second, it goes four point three
times its own length two hundred andforty miles per hours three hundred and fifty
two feet per second, or elevenspoint seven feet in the one thirtieth of
a second. So if we hypothesizeit's a balloon, it goes eleven point
seven feet in the time it movesfour point three x its length, So
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its length is eleven point seven dividedby four point three or two point seven
feet thirty one inches consistent with aballoon like for example. And then he
has this ballue. Why isn't hedemocratic fucking candidate? Was this one of
those gender revealed balloons that got loose? Yeah? Maybe? So what would
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number one represent? First baby?Oh no, yeah, so the girl
Again, we're back to the oldUFO problem. Make Wess is impressive,
I must say, yeah, heis. But you know, right now
everybody who listens to our podcast forUFOs is unsubscribing because they hate him.
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Well for a reason. We allwant it to be real, but we
got to pay attention to the actualreal ones. I mean it looked like
you had windows in it and shitbecause it was elongated in near the front.
Yeah, maybe alien pilots would beall right, Well, we don't
have much time, Daniel's waiting.We're one minute late. We still got
to take a piss break. Yeah, so we will skipboards of wisdom and
(48:54):
save Donnie his usual uh fretting andsweat and just say basement hang out out
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ever ever, ever, ever,The Birth of the Back and and and and sh
Folks, imagine what we can donext four more years. Oh oh shit,
he's reading the cue card. Yeah, what's up you beautiful bastards.
(00:27):
Welcome to the basement, hanging out. Coming to you from somewhere in American
suburbia. My name is. Chattingwith me is always is. When Bob
is back from Mexico. It wasamazing, super hot, got sunburnt,
salting them blood. But I'm doingwell. Well, we know the truth
(00:47):
you were. You know what doyou mean that you're in the fetal position?
I water out your ass. Ididn't have COVID fucking nineteen eighty.
You know what's funny is when Isay with me, as always is Bob,
it hasn't been true. Yeah,I was actually down and out with
some last COVID stomach virus. Ithink it's COVID with me, as almost
(01:07):
always is how I was down andout. But our new producer Donnie filled
in and did a bang up job. So bang up, bang up?
What does that mean good job?Yeah, it means gooble job or like
a shit job. It means goodSo Bob for tonight's fake not fake news.
(01:29):
We've got a couple of things togo over. I know you were
down and out in the fetal position, so I'm not sure how much you've
been paying attention. So I wasup and walking around and everything, but
uh, I spent a lot oftime on the porcelain throne. Yeah,
I mean to be fair, thatwas like a week and a half ago.
Yeah, and we hadn't you know, gotten together in that amount of
time in our last episode that werecorded a week ago just released today.
(01:52):
Oh good, because I've been slackingas well, because you were down and
out in the Feetal nah, justbusy and just felt mentally in the feet,
Yes, mentally feel posess incorrect.That's a bitch. We all go
that way when we're like sick somehow. Yeah, I wasn't sick. I
just you know, didn't feel likeyou were mentally sick. That's what happened.
So one piece of news that Iwas kind of excited about is that
(02:15):
the funding for the Ukraine war wentthrough to that ninety five billion or ninety
four billion or oh what do Ihave written down here? Sixty billion in
a to Ukraine. So how didthey finally pass it? They took out
all the other shit, the border, the border stuff's not in there,
but there's also twenty six billion forIsrael Jesus. Yeah, I know.
(02:38):
They call it assistance to Israel andhumanitarian relief in Gaza, which is interesting
because you give money to the peoplethat are bombing the shit out of Gaza.
Yeah what tho? Then you givemoney for humanitarian aid to the people
who are being bombed to save thecivilians. I mean in our defense.
We do believe the US as anentity believes in the protection of Israel against
(03:02):
the attacks like what happened in Octoberat the Rave, but we also don't
believe in just wiping out entire populationsof people who we just got to pay
everything. So we just got topay everywhere. So are we got all
time? Are we going to sendmoney to Taiwana? We're going to fight
in Taiwan when China attacks? Soeight billion four security in Taiwan and it's
(03:23):
already parta Pacific is part of it, damn. So it's really happening,
and China's not happy about that,of course not. Uh. The bill
was passed in the Senate at aseventy nine to eighteen vote. Fifteen Republicans
and three Democrats voted against it.So how many did not vote a lot.
What's seventy nine plus eighteen ninety seven? So three? Oh, there's
(03:46):
only a hundo, Yeah, onehundred senators. There's many, many,
many hundreds of representatives in the House. The House passed it. That looked
like maybe it wasn't going to happenbecause the the extreme right wing of the
Republican Party in the House, likeMTG what does that stand for? Rjorie
(04:08):
Taylor Green? Oh, yeah,the lady, the blonde lady's always wearing
T shirts. Yeah, she wasgonna she was threatening to try to oust
the new Speaker of the House,Mike Johnson if he did this, and
she succeeded in doing that with thelast guy I remember, Yeah, but
this time it didn't work. Uh, And he went ahead and got everybody
(04:29):
to vote. They passed it.Then it went to the Senate. They
passed it. Then it went tothe President and he signed it I think
yesterday, So now it's law.And the my understanding is the US military
was basically standing by waiting all ofthe weapons that they were going to provide,
like right there, and as soonas the President signed, boom handed
(04:49):
over. So that's happening. Idon't know what it's going to do in
the end, because Russia is justplaying this game of attrition and and the
Ukraine's only going to survive as longas we keep giving them more and more
and more. How long is itgoing to drag out? And what's the
endgame? I'm not sure we havea good plan for that. Pretty frustrating
(05:12):
the game of attrition, like slowlytake a slowly fuck them out. Well,
basically, we have a guy die, You have a guy die.
We have a guy die. Youhave a guy die. We have a
million guys. You have one hundredand fifty thousand guys. Right once one
hundred and fifty thousand of our guysdie and one hundred and fifty thousand of
your guys die. Guess what wehave people left? You don't. That's
(05:33):
basically the game of attrition. It'sdisgusting to think about. But what are
you going to do? I'm notsure. Hopefully Western Tech can help even
the playing field, you know.So what is the update on Ukraine Russia
war? Russia's been gaining ground.They've moved more into Ukrainian territory. They've
(05:57):
taken over more spots because the Ukrainianshave been running out of ammunition, so
they're like, you asked, whatthe fuck are you doing? Yeah,
they've been for the last two months, basically moving back back back back,
like we're about to die, waitingfor the House and the Senate to pass
this bill. MTG making threats claimingthat the Ukrainians are murdering Christians, which
(06:20):
is objectively not true. Yeah,that doesn't make sense really, So I
don't know what her deal is.But she's only she's on the side of
Russia. There's no other way tolook at it. She wants Putin to
win. I don't know why.I mean, how else can you look
at that? It's Putin's frosty.So I'm glad they did that. I
(06:45):
just don't know what the endgame is. Maybe Putin has a sex tape or
like a p tape of MTG.You never know, dude, Yeah,
oh well, that's definitely a possibility. I mean, if the FSB is
going hard, so you're saying Petein his mouth or the opposite. Oh
well, yeah, I didn't thinkabout that. So you know what,
(07:06):
what else was part of that bill? No, because I remember it didn't
pass because the border stuff was inthere. That the border. Stuff's not
in there. Yeah, but beforeit didn't pass because of that. Yeah,
but guess what is in there?What? It will give TikTok's China
based parent company nine months, whichthe president could extend to a year total
(07:27):
to sell the popular social media platformor be banned in the US. That
puts TikTok closer than ever before toa prohibition, while ensuring that it won't
be banned until after the twenty twentyfour election. TikTok has said it will
fight the law in court once itis signed into law, to drag out
forever. Well, I mean that'swhat court does. I don't know what
(07:51):
court is going to side with themthough they're not a US based company.
Yeah, but they may not SiGebut they have. But it takes for
everythy of the paperwork and the ship'sdelayed and that's true. But hey,
at least it's a law. Idon't know where do you stand on that?
I like TikTok, Yeah, butwhere do you where do you stand
on you know, China being inmy back pocket? Correct? Wouldn't you
(08:15):
prefer that? I would rather that? So are they can to keep TikTok
but sell to an American company.Yeah, that's the that's what the law
is saying. So Chinese will runit in America basically, well, no,
they would. So when Trump waspresident, they were talking about Oracle
was going to take it over.Oracle was going to purchase the US assets
of TikTok, keep it as TikTok, but it was going to be owned
(08:37):
by Oracle and they were going torun it and manage it and everything.
It would be completely separated from China. So there's no back door to all
of our ship. I mean,Oracle's job would be to make sure that
that's not a there's not a backdoor, right, Oracles horrible support experience in
my daily life. Well, butyou're you're in finance and you're using legacy
(09:01):
Oracle products. I don't know whatthe fuck I'm using with their support,
that's what you're using. It's allIndia, you know India, and you
can't get anyone like we need leveltwo support and then it takes like weeks
and then they close the ticket.Yeah, but you're not going to get
TikTok's not going to give you support, you know what I mean. So
they're still going to pay for influencers. If they want to keep their business.
(09:24):
Mind, I think Instagram stop paying, Facebook stop paying. TikTok pays.
Well, I don't know what.I don't know what those trends are
with blood money TikTok pays. Inmy opinion, I would like TikTok to
be taken over by a US companyin the US, so it doesn't didn't
YouTube shorts copy TikTok's yeah yeah soon Instagram? But does does YouTube shorts
(09:46):
pay influencers? Well, you getpaid with ads basically, if you can
monetize when your video plays a certainnumber of times, and ads played before
or after or during you get paid. But they're ads on well, their
ads on taktok. But you canskip them by swiping up. Yeah,
same thing in YouTube. Usually YouTubemakes you watch a certain portion of an
(10:07):
ad and then you can hit skip. So the creator doesn't make very much
when people skip. They make morewhen people watch the whole app. Oh,
okay, which isn't very often obviously, who does even on YouTube shorts.
Yeah, but YouTube shorts you haveto like with regular YouTube long content,
(10:28):
you gotta watch fifteen seconds. Youcan make money with like x thousand
number of views, even if it'snot very much. With YouTube shorts.
You gotta have like a million viewsto make anything, so you got to
really blow up. Yeah, yougotta have that's the copy of TikTok YouTube.
I've seen my kids like watching stupidass videos. Yeah, you gotta
have a viral video on YouTube shortsfor it to do anything for you.
(10:50):
And then like if you do longcontent like we do, and then so
I we started doing YouTube shorts totry to bring in more subscribers, and
I hope one gets viral. Butthe problem with that is the people that
are watching YouTube short viral videos,they're not interested in your other shit,
so you'll get you could get allthese subscribers, and as soon as you
(11:11):
don't produce more YouTube short content thatlike buyers those brain mechanisms they have,
they just unsubscribed. They never watchyour other shit, and the YouTube algorithm
can actually say all these subscribers arebullshit and stop serving your long content to
more people. So it's a ledge, yeah, exactly. So we pretty
(11:33):
much stopped doing YouTube shorts. Weonly did a few anyway, So do
we do TikTok No? Because ofChina, we did a few. We
have a TikTok account, but ithasn't been touched in ages. Yeah,
so it's like old gold sitting there. It's not even gold. We did
one video that was like a crawler. Is it a crawler or is it
(11:58):
a crackhead? Remember that? Yeah, so if you played music, if
you played music behind it that wasall ominous, it looks like a crawler.
If you play music that's like funnyand humorous, it looks like a
crackhead. So our short was fifteenseconds of the crawler with ominous music,
fifteen seconds of the same video withfunny music, and that actually got quite
(12:22):
a few views. But so thecrawler looks like a crackhead with the right
music, I'm pretty sure it wasa crackhead, just on all fours naked,
like running around an apartment complex.Shit. But if you want to
watch that, it's also on ourYouTube shorts feed. Crack is a crazy
d So yes, I am happyagain, but don't know what's going to
(12:50):
happen in Ukraine. It's not lookinggood. So I saw a video of
like a bar in Ukraine. Itwas like popping, like well, because
they're not in the capitol yet,right, so what are they gonna do
it, right. Yeah, Iwas like, oh yeah, this ship
looks pretty good. So the presidentialelection is starting to heat up. Obviously,
(13:16):
how many months away are we fromthe actual November? Right? So
almost May? So six in aweek, six months and a week.
So Biden's been on the campaign trail. Uh, Trump's been in court and
uh it's funny. Actually, youknow what, I meant to pull up
this email and I forgot to fromJoe Biden. Well let's let's go ahead
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and play the So I don't didyou see Joe Biden's gaff I haven't seen
anything politically since I've been around atoilet for like two weeks. Watch this,
dude, you say gaffes. Yeah, gaff is when they do something
wrong, like say something stupid.Oh yeah, he always watched. Yeah,
but this is it's a really thisis bad. I think, and
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increase economic growth, folks, imaginewhat we can do next four more years.
And now he's trying to play itoff. Look are you ready started
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over? So he he Uh,he's giving the speech, he's reading the
que cards and then they're basically tellingso I guess the prompter is facing both
directions. And now they're telling thecrowd start chanting four more years, which
is fake as fuck, and youknow it's telling him pause to give it.
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And now crowds start chanting four moreyears. So he reads the four
more years and then re pause.Yeah, let's play it again and increase
economic growth, folks, imagine whatwe can do next. And watch his
face after four years. Oh,it's like, oh shit, are you
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ready? I think he just realizedwhen he made that face and like tried
to laugh that he wasn't. Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that.
Part the factor. What's funny isyou can stop it. What's funny is
if a hacker got in there andput in there like I just keep eat
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my diaper. Yeah, yes,it's like anchor man, whatever's on the
top problem to he reads. Sothe reason I wanted to play that is
because you in a recent episode stirredup the hornet's nest by doing what when
you said that, uh, youthink you have to vote for Joe Biden?
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You remember that. Yeah, I'ma little sick of Trump's shit.
Yeah that's what you said. AndI've got to find this email. I
was supposed to bring it up earlier. And I no, it was from
a listener who was very upset thatyou did that. Oh, here it
is, I found it. Yes, good job. This is from Richard.
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Listen to your podcast, the solarEclipse episode, which was a not
fake news. Hey Richard, you'regonna have to, you know, sign
up for VP if you want tolisten to any more. Is that the
Nutscape one? Yeah, so youall got political prove to me all your
ignorance on the issues. Democrats suckthree exclamation points. Trump is the only
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one who can save this country.One of your cronies, he calling you
my crony anyway, like the peoplethat do ship like for you or hologically,
one of your cronies said he won'tvote for Trump because he's sick of
the bullshit, which you did say. That's why all these lawsuits are happening,
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to make you tired of all ofthis and vote for them, meaning
the Democrats smart enough don't listen tothe fake news ms NBC And for some
reason he lowercase M and uppercase sNBC. I don't know what that's supposed
to mean. I guess CNN,ABC and I know you guys like the
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view, which I don't. Yeah, I hate that ship. I'm that's
awful. Can't you see? Americaunder Democrats is fading? Think of your
kids? The Democrats have you allignorant? Smart En up and learn the
truth about Democrats. They are corruptand they hate America as we know it.
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Democrats are for their power and controllingyou. You know, right,
thank you for the email. Imean, so, what I love about
this is the idea that you sitaround and contemplate these two political parties and
one side that you're for and oneside that's all the pedophiles and devil worshippers,
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Like that's your life. I can'timagine living my life like that.
I mean, people are passionate andunfortunately cut I know, but they need
to chill the fuck out. Bothboth parties are a political party. They're
out for their own parties interests.The politicians want to stay in power.
Both parties have good ideas, andboth parties have bad ideas. This whole
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thing where it's like the Democrat they'repedophiles, don't you see it? And
they hate America and the Republicans areawesome, Like what what planet do you
live on? Honestly, yeah,there's good and bad on both sides.
So that's why I appreciate you sayingwhat you said. You may not stick
to it. We've got time nownow I'm voting for Trump, you bitch,
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So shut up. That's fine,you can do that. No,
but when you when you do watch, I like to play MSNBC on one
like yeah, Picture and Picture andFox News and it's literally the same content,
but they're just shitting on the otherone. That's right. They have
the opposite view of the same It'scrazy. It's like that all the time.
So uh but you know, allI can say to this guy is
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fuck you. What the fuck?No, we love you, thank you
for emailing. Well, you cansay that if you want. But we're
not biased for our listeners. Theycan be Trump fans. They can be
hey, Richard, bitch, youare Maximu Paka incarnate? Does he want
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his name on the podcast? Ifwe? If we? If you had
said I was on the fence,but I'm voting for Trump because Biden is
too old, and then we gotlike an email from some Democrat person who's
like, don't you see the Republicansare blah blah blah. I would have
said the same thing to him.I would have said, you know,
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Maxim, mother paka, because yougot to vote for the right person,
not just a party. I dowish that some other Democrat would step up
because Biden is reading the prompter likeanchorman, I agree. So he's he's
also read like exit, stage leftand shit like that, and then he
doesn't know where to go. Soobviously he has handlers, right they're telling
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him what to say, they're puttingup the prompter. They know he's old
as fuck, and they're probably theones saying to President, here's what I
think we should do. We shouldfund Ukraine sixty billion dollars, we should
do this in that infrastructure, blahblah blah, and he's saying, yes,
okay, yes, I agree withthat, and then they're making it
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happen. Who are the handlers thereis you know, chief of staff and
all the people that work for thechief of staff and all that, and
they're probably very smart people or theywouldn't be there. They're essentially running the
country right now. On Trump's side, he don't listen to nobody. No,
he doesn't, which I like abouthim. Actually you like it,
but you don't. At the sametime, exactly talked about it earlier.
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So again, both of these thingsare a double edged sword because you don't
have visibility into who's making these decisions. On Biden's side. On Trump's side,
you know exactly who's making the decisions, and some of them are fucked
up, Melania, So what's theright answer. I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know. That's why itwould be nice if I don't know
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who the fuck it would be.But it would be nice if a Democrat
that was a little younger that couldspeak and make his own decisions or pretend
like he doesn't. He just know. Like if you're if you're looking at
the prompter, it means you're noteven processing theats spitting out like an somebody
younger would have his brain would havebeen that split second processed. This is
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not for me to say, thisis for the audience and pause in parentheses.
Probably is not for me to saythey should go all caps and the
lowercase what you shouldn't say, orsomething like that, God damn, why
aren't I working for the president?Correct? So all right, that's that's
that. So speaking of Trump,So does is Trump holding rallies or what?
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Because I used to enjoy watching them. I think he's just sitting in
courtrooms. Now, yeah, that'ssad. So do you know what what
his court cases are? The likehe can't do business? Five five?
The lady who he raped, right, the lady like they went to the
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mall. You're just stating that matterof fact. Lee, No, I
saw that, you're going to votefor him. I saw a clip of
her an NBC and actually Jimmy Dorewas like, look at this lady.
She's anyone who has this haircut,they're crazy. And then she she has
a super short haircut because she's probablyolder. I don't know if she's balding
or it's a wig. Uh.But you know he supposedly raped her in
(23:30):
the mall or like I don't evenknow, like on the escalator. Yeah,
okay, So there's five cases ofrape. No of that he's in
court for that he's being sued orwhatever. So the big one is in
New York, one that I keepseeing I think. So there's there's the
hush money trial. That's the onein New York. So that's the porn
star that's the one. Well,so this is the controversy, right,
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So he had an affair with her, which is not illegal, and when
he was running for president, hedidn't want it to come out, that's
the theory, and so he,oh, this is the Michael Cohen money.
So he had his organization cut incheck. I think it was for
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars,which is a drop in the bucket for
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him, for her and sign anNDA saying she won't divulge it, which
she did. She took the money, and he in his record book,
in his you know, financial accounting, they put that as a legal expense.
But they paid Michael Cone directly,and then Michael Cone paid her,
correct but they put that as alegal expense because they paid Michael toe lawyer.
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Yeah. So the argument is thatthat was a campaign contribution because it
was to help his campaign, becauseif it came out that he banged a
porn star while married, it mighthurt his campaign. But was the money
in campaign contribution? Well that's whatthe argument is. Oh, so we
don't know. The argument is,well, it doesn't matter. Is if
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you do something to further your campaign, it is a campaign contribution. And
for that reason, he falsified itin his record books, and that is
apparently a federal offense. But isthat so well, wait a second,
his whole brand could go down ifa porn stars like he paid me to
let me fuck him, right,I mean I don't know about that.
(25:21):
Like, that's a little bit ofa under normal circumstances, Yes, for
Trump. No, is there anybodyleft in the world who doesn't think that
he was banging port store? Yeah, I'm sure he did. Everybody.
Maybe Milania put the money up.But now so I always thought it was
campaign funds he paid it with.But you're saying because the payment was made,
it was considered a campaign contribution,that's right. Yeah, I don't
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know about that, dude. Actually, so that's why it's controversial. You
know, I don't know. Itsounds like BS. Right, that's a
little stretch. So let me readsome of this. The indictment centers on
allegations that Trump falsified internal records,not even records to like the FEC,
the Federal Elections Commission, but internalhe did his expenses kept by his company
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to hide the true nature of paymentsmade to his then personal lawyer and fixer
Michael Cohen, who helped cover upTrump's extramarital affairs. The case centers on
payoffs on two women, porn starStormy Daniels and playboy model Karen McDougall,
who said they had extramarital sexual encounterswith Trump years earlier, as well as
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to a Trump Tower doorman who claimedto have a story about a child Trump
allegedly had out of wedlock. Cohenpaid Daniels one hundred and thirty thousand dollars
and arrange for the publisher of theNational Inquirer tabloid to pay and that's Pecker.
His name's Pecker to pay McDougall onehundred and fifty thousand dollars. So
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can you bring up a picture ofKaren mcdugage. I don't know who the
fuck that is. In a journalisticallydubious practice known as catch and kill.
In other words, he would havethe National Inquirer guy who he was good
friends with, dud Trump. Trumpwould have Pecker who ran the National Inquirer.
Okay, reach out to someone likeKaren McDougall and say, hey,
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you have this, you know,hot story about Trump banging you and stuff.
I want the story. Oh,so then they buy it and I'll
pay you for the story that he'spre and then he pays her and she
signs an NDA that says you haveexclusive rights to the story. Now I
won't give it to anybody else.And then he kills it. He doesn't
publish. That seems like and hedoes that at the behest of Trump.
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But doesn't that seem normal? Iwould think it doesn't seem on the face
of it to me like something thatTrump should be. Yeah. So I
always thought it was literally funds likepeople donated to the campaign. Then he
paid it with that. They callit a journalistically dubious I don't know.
You don't think JFK paid marily Monroe. This is my point. Though they
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call it journalistically dubious, they don'tsay it's illegal. Yes, I don't
know about that. Trump's company thenreimbursed Cohen and paid him bonuses and extra
payments, all which prosecutors say werefalsely logged as legal expenses in company records.
Cohen excuse me, Cohen says thecompany paid him four hundred and twenty
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thousand dollars. Yeah, because theycover taxes and his The indictment, brought
by Manhattan District Attorney Avin Bragg,made Trump the first ex president ever to
face criminal charges. He was subsequentlyindicted. Blah blah blah. So but
wasn't she screwing Remember she was screwingsome dude, and then she was maybe
outside, like off the case.I don't know. This is the African
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American He ran like, I'm gonnanail Trump and they then she won the
election. Wait, what are you'retalking about Georgia. Oh yeah, I'm
talking about Georgia. Yeah. Yeah, so the process, what the fuck
case is that the pro the prosecutorin Georgia. This is the next case,
the Georgia election case. So Iwill say the hush money case,
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to my understanding, from what I'veread here, doesn't sound like it should
be mean, what the fuck?It shouldn't be that big of a deal.
But the way I've read it wasnot paying attention, just like seeing
shit on the news. I waslike, oh, it's campaign money.
Then he paid Bob. This iswhy we call it not faking. Thank
god that we do this. Iwould know nothing. So I agree,
I don't think that shit. Yeah, that's a stretch, dude, I
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don't know. So let's let's talkabout what I said earlier about the hypocrisy
between Oh, the Republicans are goodand the Democrats are bad, or vice
versa. When Clinton was banging anintern in the White House in the Oval
office, and but he only gota blowjob, really, but he also
put cigars up her thing. Yeah, so he banged it with the cigar
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whatever it is from Cuba. Hewas, you know, subject to all
of this legal stuff. And theDemocrats at the time, the granted this
is going back a long time,but with Democrats were like, oh,
this is bullshit, like presidents dothat, Like that's not a reason to
impeach blah blah blah. President,screw him with kids cigars. That shouldn't
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He's still a good president, Likethis shouldn't be blah blah blah. The
Republicans impeached him because it was,you know, defiling the nature of the
presidency blah blah blah. Flip thecoin. Yeah, and they're on the
other side and everybody's on the otherside of where they were back then.
So again, what was that fuckingguy's name, Richard hypocrisy? All right,
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So this case is the Georgian Georgiaelection interference case. So my understanding
of this is that Trump was tryingto pressure Georgia election officials to basically swap
get him vote, swap the electorsto show that he won even though he
didn't. And that's where the tapeis on, like I need like one
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hundred and whatever more votes. Trumpand eighteen others were charged in August by
Fulton District Attorney Fannie Willis, who'scontroversial now, with participating in a scheme
to illegally try to overturn his narrowloss to Democrat Joe Biden in the twenty
twenty election. Among the other charges, along with Trump, I'm sorry.
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Along with others charged with Trump,our former White House Chief of Staff Mark
Meadows, and former New York mayorRudy Giuliani. The alleged scheme includes a
wide ranging list of alleged acts,including Trump's infamous January twenty twenty one phone
call to Georgia's Secretary of State inan effort to replace Georgia's Democratic presidential electors
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with ones who would vote for Trump. In other words, an elector is
a person who, by the ElectoralCollege, they're supposed to take and look
at the votes then and see,based on the votes that came in,
I'm going to set my elector toBiden. But he was trying to tell
them, disregard the votes set yourelector to me, mm hmm, and
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just do it right, harassment ofa He was also accused of harassment of
a Fulton County election worker and theunauthorized copying of data and software from elections
equipment. So to me, thissounds more damning. Yeah, this is
the one that this is actually tryingto flip an election illegally with pressure,
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with pressure, So this one,and you know what's funny is this one's
probably gonna be harder to prosecute nowbecause of Fanny Willis and what the fuck
she did? So who is shescrewing? H I think she was screwing.
That's a good question. Let's lookthat up. But do you remember
remember Gore Bush in Florida? RememberGore was gonna win and then Bush won
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and then his brother was like thefucking yeah, vernor what do you think
about that? That's going back toofar, man, I don't remember all
that I do, Okay, Sothere's that case. The third case is
the federal election interference. This isagain Trump trying to overturn results of his
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loss to Biden. It revolves aroundthe riot at the Capitol. They're alleging
that he and his allies basically pushedelection fraud lies to pressure state officials to
overturn Biden's win and again slates offake electors and battleground states. And then
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also that he basically incited the mobthat attacked the category. So he said
words, and then the idiots followedthose words and went to the Capitol.
I don't know how. Yeah,and that poor lady was killed, remember
that video that was horrible? Yeah. Well, and also a couple of
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the Capitol police people have been allfucked up ever since because they were hurt
badly and harassed and death threats.Then there's the classified documents case. To
me, that's bullshit because by thesame thing, nothing that I'm sure Obama
had classified documents at home, asdid Clinton, as did Hillary, So
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killery please say correct. And thenlastly is a civil fraud case in which
the judge ordered Trump to pay fourhundred and fifty four million dollars ruling in
a civil fraud so not criminal,civil fraud lawsuit that he lied about his
wealth for years as he built hisreal estate empires. So, in other
(34:42):
words, he would go to thebanks and he would say, give me
a loan for a billion dollars forsuch and such project, and they would
say, well, what are youworth? What are your assets? And
he would inflate the cost of allof his buildings, and that's how he
would document that this loan is backedby assets, and he was inflating all
of that his value of the yeah, value of the building. So again,
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probably not the right thing to do, but probably something everybody in real
estate does. Well. Plus,like you've gotten loan, like mortgage loans,
they come and look at the fuckinghouse. Yeah, I don't understand
how they're like, oh, yeah, he's right. Well, so when
you're when you're Trump and you're supposedlya billionaire and you have this project where
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you're gonna take let's say, afive hundred million dollar loan at eight percent
interest, let's say over the spanof five years, the bank is like,
holy shit, but aren't they thecheck and balance not the fuck like
anyone else they're supposed to be.But look what happened in with the housing
crash. Nobody was checking and balancingshit. Well yeah, but they had
(35:52):
dollar signs in their eyes. Theywere making loans to everybody. They were
making all this money interest blah blahblah, and that's what that's that's what
happens. So again, I don'tthink it was the right thing to do.
It was probably illegal at the letterof the law, but I'm sure
every real estate magnate does that.I'm not sure how I feel like if
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this is a reason for him tonot be able to run for president.
I understand people that are super againstTrump will will they want any reason for
him not to be able to Butyeah, the only one is the Georgia
I would say Georgia and the federalelection case, because I think, in
my opinion, the Capital riot wasa nightmare. Yeah, for everyone,
(36:36):
it was, I think, evenboth sides, even fucking the ones attacking
it. Yeah. But just justthe idea that people would listen to a
blowhard like Trump and go try toovertake the capital to force the election to
not go through is so anti American. Yeah. So is that is that
(36:58):
a civilian problem or is that aTrump problem? Well, again, I
don't know if what he did wasillegal by making statements. I don't like
that he said what he said.He did say he was going to the
captain, and they didn't go likeI'm gonna walk down there right now with
all of you. Of course,So again, the legalities of it,
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I'm not sure, but I don'tlike it. Uh. The Georgia one,
I think for sure, has acase. So there's three out of
five that I think throw out.One that's kind of iffy, and one
is let's see what the facts sayat the end of the trial. But
but then he's, like you said, Biden's campaigning and Trump sitting in a
(37:40):
court. That's true, that's alittle I'm sure he'll find time to campaign.
But honestly, I do believe,uh that there is a concerted effort
to tie him up. Oh yeah, obviously, yeah, so that he
can't win the election. I'm notsure it's gonna work. He may see,
he may be in jail winning anelection. Yes, that would be
(38:01):
great, which would make us thelaughing stock of the planet. Yeah,
that's I mean, think about it. It would, yes, but it's
quite possible. So fucking so ifyeah, if you puld onto your butts,
if he gives the jail and getssome more powerful like that would but
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could then he parted? Are theygoing to bring the classified documents into his
chance. But no, couldn't hepardon himself at that time? Or no?
No, well so not on anythingfederal. Yes, on state.
No, So the ability to pardonsomebody's only on federal, which is normally
the ill last time. So state'snormally a smaller time than you get a
federal if you have an il lastcharge. Right, Well, it just
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depends on who's bringing the charges.What is the crime? Is it a
federal crime or is a state crime? When he did the Georgia thing,
it's a state crime. When hedid you know, stuff that was against
FEC Federal Election Commission regulations, that'sa federal crimes. So anyway, we
got Daniel coming soon, we haveone more thing to go over. So
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if he goes to jail, youthink Milana's gonna stay with him? I
don't know. I'm not sure whyshe's staying with him now. I don't
know either, but she could thenenjoy Imagine, imagine if it came out
in the news that you were banginga porn star, would your wife stay
with you? So when when whenhe when it came out with the audio,
him like I grab him by thepussy supposedly Milana like laughed at it.
(39:27):
Well, so I've I've read reportswhere she's like super pissed, and
I've read reports where she is watchingthe trial, the hush money trial like
an eagle. But I mean,doesn't she know details now with them?
I don't she still believes he didn'tbang Karen McDougall and the stormy I don't
fucking know, dude. Yeah,why do any of our women like us?
(39:51):
We are a fucking loser retards allof us. I don't know.
I know, so I haven't figuredthat shit out either. All Right,
one more thing here, it's UFOnews. Uh, bring that up.
This is a let's see, wegot eight minutes before Daniel comes on.
Daniel who this is the dream guy. We're going to give him our dreams.
(40:15):
Yeah, I had an alass dream. Fuck, it's super horrible.
So this is awesome. It wasa nightmare. This is a UFO video
that some lady recorded and a newsNation report on it. Thank you,
Donnie, but yeah, where's mythank you? Donnie? Welcome. I
am going to make you a betthat the next time you get a window
(40:35):
seat on a plane, you're goingto think of this. Next story,
and think of again, who isgoing to talk about this next story?
Michelle Riys was flying over New YorkCity with her daughter and she was sitting
by a window when she did whata lot of us do we, you
know, take pictures out the window. Nice video of the New York skyline.
It's an amazing view. But whatMichelle did not expect to say,
(41:00):
see was a cylinder shaped object zippingacross her line of sight near LaGuardia Airport.
Oh yeah, damn, was ita bug inside the plane? Maybe
played the video back to look andknow it was not a bug. Whatever
it was, it was definitely outsidethe plane, and it was flying on
(41:20):
its own, and it was reallyreally fast. Michelle Reyes joins me now
exclusively, and I want to welcomeback Van Hansen from uf A witness on
Discovery Plan. First of all,that was pretty alarming stuff. What did
you do with the video and didyou reach out to authorities to share it
(41:40):
with them? Thank you for havingme. And when I realized that I
had something like this on the video, the first thing I did was I
emailed the FAA to let them knowwhat I saw and maybe it was a
safety hazard. I reached out tothem. Unfortunately, I haven't heard that
from them. They didn't acknowledge myemail. And then I sent it to
(42:04):
my labs and the national UFO databaseand any response. Nig My Lab was
the only one who responded to me. Your dad apparently, Oh okay.
So, and as I understand,your dad is a former Navy guy,
so you were able to share withhim as well. What did he say?
(42:28):
Yeah, I showed it to himfirst and he honestly had no idea
what it was either. He hadno idea. He was just as people
as I was. Did you guyssettle on the fact that it maybe was
a drone? It's going awfully fastto be a drone? But is that
was that the best guts? That'spretty big for a drone? He thought
it may be a drone. It'shard to tell you. I didn't think
(42:49):
that it should be where it wasthat close to the aircraft. There's no
He really didn't have an answer forme. He was just as cool ass
as I was. He's seen alot of things, and then he couldn't
give me an answer. But ifhe had to guess, he would have
said drone. So it's a goodthing. Ben Hanson is here. You
know you think about this tik takvideo. Ben, This was incredible,
(43:15):
honestly incredible. It took a whilejust for us to get in touch with
machine posting it on the app.Someone stole it from her social media and
posted it as if they were herfriend, so we had no idea who
she was. We were looking upflights and trying to figure out which flight
she was on. When we finallywere able to contact her, she for
(43:37):
me, has been completely just genuinesincere we've we've now started analyzed the video
and I felt awkward saying this withher here, but find no evidence that
she faked this or hoaxed it.I didn't from the beginning, but we
had to run. Okay, youknow, awkward, You know it's there.
(43:58):
It's it's very clear, which isunusual. So to me, how
would you take probably something not terriblyfar in the distance. But it also
there's problems with the theory of itbeing something as simple as an insect,
which I would suspect obviously not onthe ground. We're talking two hundred thus
miles an hour at this point.Her her jet is so it passes in
(44:22):
about a seventh of a second,and it's it's present in five frames of
the video, so there's a lotwe can very shiny, giant, shiny,
giant, really fast insect. Itdefinitely doesn't look like an insect.
It certainly looks like the tic textsthat we've seen in other naval videos.
Someone, are you going to say? You are not a white? Want
(44:46):
to say? Orange and green?You wanted to say? I have the
video onto my social media and oneof the other moms on the play she
said that she had noticed it whenshe was in the air to I wasn't
the only one who saw it.So it's kind of, you know,
a little more like nerve wracking thatsomeone else also saw what I saw.
(45:10):
Wouldn't have been more nerve wracking ifnobody saw it. Yeah, you'd be
like, oh, I imagine it. I'm losing my mind. But it's
on my phone. That's weird,Okay, so stop that. So here's
the thing. The plane is travelingtwo hundred plus miles an hour in this
direction, so it could be stationarythat thing is traveling. Let's say it's
a balloon. That thing could betraveling thirty miles an hour with the wind
(45:34):
in that direction. Or ten,and anything is going to look like it's
going fast in the opposite direction comparedto a fucking plane. Right, So
you're saying it's not a they whenthey use the speed of that thing as
evidence for anything is just dumb.These are all people that want it to
be a UFO. It's a UFOU. Who don't know what it is anyway?
(45:54):
You know what I mean? Analien craft? The dude in the
flannel track, the fucking flat bitch, he knows the fucking speed. So
I one hundred miles per hour.I emailed Mick West. What did he
say? And I said, Hey, have you put this one to bed
yet? My theory is it's probablya balloon. I thought maybe the reason
(46:15):
it was elongated was because it's moving. So you got two hundred miles an
hour of the plane going that way, You've got probably at that altitude thirty
miles an hour a balloon in thewind going that way. If you add
those up, you're at like,let's call it two fifty two eighty miles
an hour. So you see somethinggo past you at two hundred and eighty
miles an hour. Your camera hasa certain frame speed and things will look
(46:40):
elongated based on that speed. Okay, that was my theory. What did
he say? He said, itis a balloon, but it is not
elongated because of the frame speed.It is a balloon. That is that
shape. And he even pull upthat if you could. He had already
put it on his website metabunk,and put it on Twitter and put the
(47:05):
whole look at that. He's gotall of the math, even even that
balloon that he what the fuck numberone? It's a number one balloon.
Look at the flights. There's onlyone contender. YadA, YadA, YadA.
At that point, it was goingtwo hundred and forty miles an hour.
The object traverses the field of viewin five frames. In a single
(47:28):
frame, which is one thirtieth ofa second, it goes four point three
times its own length two hundred andforty miles per hours three hundred and fifty
two feet per second, or elevenspoint seven feet in the one thirtieth of
a second. So if we hypothesizeit's a balloon, it goes eleven point
seven feet in the time it movesfour point three x its length, So
(47:50):
its length is eleven point seven dividedby four point three or two point seven
feet thirty one inches consistent with aballoon like for example. And then he
has this ballue. Why isn't hedemocratic fucking candidate? Was this one of
those gender revealed balloons that got loose? Yeah? Maybe? So what would
(48:10):
number one represent? First baby?Oh no, yeah, so the girl
Again, we're back to the oldUFO problem. Make Wess is impressive,
I must say, yeah, heis. But you know, right now
everybody who listens to our podcast forUFOs is unsubscribing because they hate him.
(48:32):
Well for a reason. We allwant it to be real, but we
got to pay attention to the actualreal ones. I mean it looked like
you had windows in it and shitbecause it was elongated in near the front.
Yeah, maybe alien pilots would beall right, Well, we don't
have much time, Daniel's waiting.We're one minute late. We still got
to take a piss break. Yeah, so we will skipboards of wisdom and
(48:54):
save Donnie his usual uh fretting andsweat and just say basement hang out out
(50:12):
ever ever, ever, ever,The Birth of the Back and and and and sh
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