The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast
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Episodes
🔥 READY TO GO NUCLEAR? 🔥
We’re calling out the double standards, the hypocrisy, and the ridiculousness of “white face vs. black face.” One race gets to roast, parody, and laugh freely—and the other? Suddenly it’s WORLD WAR III. Comedy isn’t neutral. History isn’t erased by paint. Trauma isn’t a punchline.
Tune in to hear the rant that’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and SPICY as hell. Buckle up—this one hits hard, laughs harder, an...
What happens when you mix St. Patty’s Day, March Madness, conspiracy theories, and two guys who can’t stay on topic to save their lives?
You get THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW.
🍀 ST. PATTY’S DAY MADNESS
🏀 MARCH MADNESS
🛸 CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Will Scooter fall down a rabbit hole he can’t escape?
⚖️ THE CONSTITUTION & EDUCATION
🎙️ THE BIG QUESTIONS OF THE NIGHT
Will Scooter actually be allowed to talk?
Will the show somehow end u...
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WILL SPANKY let SCOOTER discuss his important topic tonight?
Our Constitutional CRISIS Deepens – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION
Spanky’s FRIDAY NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU
SPRING BREAK BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… or Where not to GO
If you SMOKE and think you can drive, WELL JUST DON’T!
But if you do, we have the… BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FO...
BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 10, 2026
IT’S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION
NEW SPORTS FOR FUTURE WINTER OLYMPICS
FOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE – CUZ WE ARE FAT!
SPANKY DREAMS UP NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU
SPRING BREAK IS UPON US AND SPANKY HAS YOUR BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS…
GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME BETTER NEWS…
THE BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… ...
ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… SPANKY’S STACK OF DUMB STUFF DUMPSTER FIRE NEWS IN SEARCH OF MORMOMS THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME ROMANTIC MOVIES, CAN YOU NAME THEM?
BE SURE TO LIKE, SHARE, AND FOLLOW THE SHOW.
LEAVE A REVIEW AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN...
ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SPANKY’S STACK OF LOVE STUFF THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME IS ABOUT PRODUCT JINGLES SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – L...
BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Heavyweight Dank Demoss Deal Breakers - Yes or No Think Fast - a new game Things that make you say What da Fuq Be sure to send us questions to ask Ma - IYKYK SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE ...
Special Guest 2APatriot Mama
On this weeks show...
Child Trafficking and current events
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ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Spanky’s Stack of Stuff, Dumb 911 calls from Canada, Dumb Criminals, TIKTOK Crash, Dunkin without Donuts SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW
ON THIS WEEKS SHOW...
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, IRRITATING PEOPLE, MORONS, AND IDIOTS SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW
MOVIES, ROCK & ROLL HOF, CATCHING UP ARE THE SUBJECTS OF THE DAY!
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED S6-E3
CLUSTER FOOKIN plus ONE
ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY HOOK UPS! WINTERPROOFING – WHAT TO DO, WHEN TO DO IT…. AND HOW TO DO IT? CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST - Building the best GIFT list for the ones you love, or like, even tolerate SPECIAL GUESTS in the Studio and ONE MORE THING…
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES! SATURDAY NIGHTS 9:00PM CST ...
The GANG’s almost all HERE!
ON THIS EPISODE:
- HOLIDAY STORIES – When does the Holiday Spirit hit you? - What are your favorite Holiday Movies - BWD brings you the Holiday Movie releases to look forward to
- ELECTION MADNESS – Celebrities behaving badly and other nonsense
- KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA – Sponsored by WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN Be sure and visit her website!
Welcome to Season Six Just like a Herpes Sore, the BOYS are back. PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, AND SUBSCRIBE!
On this Episode: Stories of Weird Guests people of had, speaking of the Holidays Lap Dance Larceny Scooter’s new song Relationship Hacks that might work for the Holiday gatherings too Trends that have come and gone. Do you miss them? Do you remember them? While liberal women are swearing off contact with men, what are th...
SUMMER LOVIN – MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY!
ON THIS EPISODE:
HEADLINES NO ONE CARES ABOUT
NICKI MINAJ WAS ARRESTED
INTERESTING GRADUATION NEWS
X-RATED TELE TUBBIES
MC-CANCER DEATHS
X-RATED WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLES
HORNY GRANDMAS
BEANS & WEENIE MEMORIAL DAY DEALS
and
KRAZIE TOWN IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST
CHECK OUT LINKTREE...
S5-E24 SUMMERTIME BLUES AND WE ARE ONLY IN MAY…
SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE, J-LOW, DENALI BRETT, AND SHORTYV JOIN IN
SPANKY’S ADDRESSES UPCOMING MOTHERS DAY, GRADUATIONS, AND PROTEST SEASON/
SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - GRADUATION DAY GUN PLAY - COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARN FROM TIKTOK - WHAT IS OZEMBIC BUTT? - NEW YORK NOW HAS “PIZZA RATS”
SPANKY ADDRESSES THE AGE-OLD ...
JOIN US AS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN ROAD!
SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE AND SHORTYV JOIN IN
SPANKY’S WORLD TRAVELS AND LIFE
SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - 2 HOUR CONDOMS - HAMAS/GAZA NAZIS - “METH”ODIST REVEREND - TRANS WOMAN WITH SMALL PENIS - PEE STAIN JEANS, ALL THE RAGE
DUMB THINGS LIBERALS DO aka LEAVE WILD ANIMALS ALONE!
WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE BIG...
S5-E21 MARCH IS SO OVER, LET’S MOVE ON…
JOIN US AS WE TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN BRICK ROAD!
SPANKY & SCOOTER DISCUSS:
MEMORIES OF MARCH
SPANKY’S NEW GRANDDAUGHTER… WELCOME OCTAVIA NICOLE
OUR DEAR FRIEND, KYLIE’S IMPENDING VISIT TO THE “LOVE SHACK”
OUR MAMMOTH FRIEND TUDDLES AND HIS PET SNAKE!
A UNIQUE LETTER TO DEAR ABBY – IS SHE STILL AROUND?
REALLY BAD PARENTS or HOW NOT TO THROW A CHILDS PARTY
CAPIT...
S5-E20 A “TODGER” BY ANY OTHER NAME IS…
JOIN US AS WE PLAY “BWD AGAINST THE WORLD”, ALWAYS FUN!
SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER DISCUSS:
- BIZARRE CASE OF MAN IMPALED BY HORSE… TO DEATH
- BRITAINS OBSESSION WITH GIGANTIC TODGERS
- THINGS FOUND IN A PERSONS ANUS FOR $200 ALEX
- WHICH STATES ARE THE MOST PRUDE… WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
- BWD CREW MAKES A LOVE CONNECTION WITH A COUPLE… MAYBE.
THANK YOU TO TUDDLES AND CRASH FOR JOI...
S5-E19 THE SHOW THAT ALMOST WASN’T…
ON THE BWD TONIGHT:
SPECIAL GUESTS – EL CARPE FROM LOW STANDARDS AND POURS AND SILVER STATE QUEEN CHELS!
CELEBRATE ST PATRICK’S DAY – WE ARE GREEN WITH WEIRD STUFF
SPRING BREAK MAYHEM, CANNIBAL PARTIES AND MORE WEIRD STUFF
DOUBLE STANDARDS, WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY ARE THEY? THE WORLD HAS THEM AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM
FIND OUT WHY SHOPPING AT SAFEWAY MIGHT BE MORE DISGUSTING THAN Y...
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