The Bearded Idiots Podcast

The Bearded Idiots Podcast

WARNING: UNREHEARSED AND UNCENSORED We are 3 friends who, from time to time, get together and talk some smack, typically while having a few drinks. Our conversations ramble from subject to subject, and we all have a different point of view based on our life experiences. We figured our conversations were worth cluttering up the podcast scene just a bit more. So here we are, idiots, with beards, talking to the internet.

Episodes

May 8, 2022 130 mins

Review: Farmhouse Peach Saison, 903 Brewers Blackberry Cherry Gose German-Style Sour Ale, Martin House Brewing Crunch Enhancer Amaretto Stout w/Pecans & Lactose, and Buffalo Bayou Brewing Thin Mint Stout

What do craft beers, ice cream, and hot sauce have in common? The Bearded Idiots Podcast, that's what! After all the treats, we have a bit of an announcement and Kelly catches us up, a little, on his lady-friend situation. Enjo...

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Review: Horse Soldier Reserve Barrel Strength Bourbon Whiskey

Special Guest: Cody Smith

After catching up on a few hot topics like Secrets of Playboy and the slap heard 'round the Oscars (you know the one), we get deep on another Would You Rather question that may inspire one of our listeners to write the next box office sci-fi hit! Will it be you? Have a listen!

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Review: Budlight Next, Salty Pirate Strawberry Lemonade Sherbet Gose, Imperial True Love Imperial Raspberry Sour Ale, Keystone Light Raspberry Lime

Curty talks about his trip to Denver for work and a new show he's watching. Now that Red Beard has a lady friend, he's ready to get back in the gym, but one wrong move, or two, can have disastrous consequences. Beezy discusses his spring break trip to Austin.

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Review: Lone Elm Single Barrel Texas Straight Wheat Whiskey Barrel 770 Black Spy & Barrel 696 White Spy

Special Guest: Phat Jon

After the reviews and explaining what "stream sniping" is to Kelly, Aaron tells about scheduling laser hair removal. Kelly has gotten back in the dating saddle and tells about his recent date with a nice lady. Curtis discusses seeing a patron, Stu, in the wild at a school function, and we discover that...

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February 27, 2022 171 mins

Review: Balcones Texas Pot Still Bourbon

Special Guest: Max McRuiz

Alright, Stop, Collaborate and Listen. Max is back... Yep, Max McRuiz is back in the studio to bless our ears with his artistic talents. Kelly tells about a series of unfortunate events involving sweet Bonnie and we catch up on a few hot topics from the last few weeks. From nuts to Tom Segura to the Super Bowl Halftime show, buckle up folks, it's going to be a typic...

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February 14, 2022 92 mins

Review: Chattanooga Whiskey Single Barrel

Special Guest: Dr. Wade

Dr. Wade's back! After Beezy gives the recipe for the "Apple Pie" drink Red Beard spills the beans about a recent trip one of his roommates had. Beezy and Curty have another would you rather set of questions and we want to know your answers! Hit us up on social media and tell us WWYD?

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January 31, 2022 101 mins

Review: Bourbon County Brand Classic Cola, Stout and Cherry Wood Stout

Curty talks about someone he recently met on a work trip and their link to a distillery in the northeast. We learn a bit about neodymium magnets and take a trip down music memory lane. Enjoy!

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January 11, 2022 154 mins

Review: Fettercarin 16yr. Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky

After the review and a few bad dad jokes, Beezy asks a "Would you do it?" question that puts a billion dollars on the line. Would you? Hit us up on social media and let us know! After cruising the internet and finding a few odd holsters and some really great hot sauce, Beezy reveals his new diet plan and eventually gets to irking Teri. Enjoy!

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December 26, 2021 125 mins

Review: Knob Creek Single Barrel Reserve 9yr. Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

For our Christmas episode, we discuss Alec Bladwin's search warrant, a prank call, some toys from our childhood and a Curty Amazon find. We hope all of our listeners had an amazing Christmas and you will hear from us again in 2022. Be safe and have a happy new year!

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December 5, 2021 139 mins

Review: Kelsey Creek Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon

Special Guest: Brian Jones

Brian Jones is finally back to do his biannual review of Oak & Eden.  We talk a little about Red Beards thought that Lady Gaga is Amy Winehouse. Beezy also brings up a story about Delta Airlines and we decide to see just how long we can go without saying a bad word. Obviously, this leads to the clean version of Snakes On A Plane. Enjoy!

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November 21, 2021 141 mins

Review: Laphroaig Cairdes Cask Strength Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky

After the review and addressing a listeners question, Red Beard tells a little about his recent patching in to the Devil Dogs MC and we try to help come up with a nickname for him. Then Beezy tells about his trip to Disney World. Check it out!

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November 10, 2021 124 mins

Review: Garrison Brothers 2020 Cowboy Bourbon Texas Straight Bourbon Whiskey

After the review, we try to figure out why "No Shave November" changed and learned an important men's health tip. We discuss the right size griddle for Red Beard and a little about 1984 before digging into Tiger Kings Jeff Lowe's nanny situation. Hope you enjoy!

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October 28, 2021 145 mins

Review: Sam Houston 15yr Kentucky Straight Bourbon

In this episode Kelly informs us of an unfortunate side effect to trying the One Chip Challenge. From there we discuss everything from cheese logs to Night Court. Hope you enjoy!

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October 10, 2021 130 mins

Review: New Glarus Brewing Co. Spotted Cow

Special Guest: Max McRuiz

We were finally able to line up our schedules to get Max McRuiz in the studio to chat and showcase some of his musical talents. After Max does a few covers and an original, we talk a bit about Facebook going down for 6 hours before discussing some of our favorite horror movies. A great time was had by all in studio, so, we hope you enjoy the episode!

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September 19, 2021 133 mins

Review: Citrus Distilleries Big Stick Bourbon Whiskey Finished on Oak Staves

Need to know a few things you shouldn't do? Well in this episode we give you at least one definite "Don't Do That". We cover topics such as THE vaccine, the speed of light, Göbeklitepe, jackalopes and the One Chip Challenge. Give it a listen.

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September 6, 2021 160 mins

Review: Tin Cup 10 Year American Whiskey

Special Guest Appearance: Brian Stessl from The Herfcast

After discussing the types of cherries found in an Old Fashioned drink, Red Beard fills us in on the details from his most recent aggressive hand holding tournament (arm wrestling for those not in the know) and we give Brian Stessl a call to chat for a minute about his recent lottery win. Give it a listen!

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August 29, 2021 194 mins

Review: Hotel Tango Distillery Bourbon Ready-To-Drink American Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Special Guest: Max McRuiz

After we catch you up on some old business revolving around Tattered Beans Coffee, Curty introduces Beezy to Archie Bunker. We also get a surprise visit from the one and only Max McRuiz and he ends up serenading Red Beard to a Marvin Gaye classic. Do yourself a favor and get this episode in your ears!

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August 15, 2021 134 mins

Review: Gran Centenario Azul Tequila Reposado

During this episode, Curty tells about his recent trip to Cancun. It involves a dump truck, Percocet, suckling pig, jet ski's and bananas. For the educational segment of the show, we go over how to improperly pronounce colors in Spanish. Give it a listen!

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August 1, 2021 123 mins

Review: MB Roland Uncut & Unfiltered Still & Barrel Proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Whats up listeners! Kelly has finally graduated drunk school and can fully participate again in our whiskey reviews! Beezy also just got back from California and tells us about his trip. Trying to decide if you want to go west? You will also get smarter with The Bearded Idiots in this episode as we learn a new word and contemplate di...

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July 18, 2021 123 mins

Review: Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Batch B521 12 year

We have an idea for a listener/patron meet up! Listen to the episode to get more details. Red Beard had a pretty awesome prior arrangement for this recording session so he had to call in when he had a few minutes. In between, Beezy and Curty discuss important matters like Tundra pickups and the Wild Wild West. Enjoy!

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