The Before Hours Podcast

The Before Hours Podcast

Good Morning, folks! Welcome to The Before Hours Podcast, an internet radio phenomenon, hosted by an occasional morning person. I ask the most interesting people I know, about their sleep, their routine, life, love, stress, and setbacks, and whatever else comes to mind.

Episodes

August 25, 2025 62 mins

This is the most editing I've ever done.

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Hey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!

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Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.

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Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.

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This one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward.

Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.

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Welcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor.

#podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys

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June 15, 2025 60 mins

Hi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour.

Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast

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Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. JOI vids to come.

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May 14, 2025 16 mins

I make FIGHT videos. For high school kids.

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and/or become rich. Ilya Laksin, folks.

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My most disagreeable video (hope that's ok)

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May 3, 2025 11 mins

simple as that

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Let me know if you like this or if it was silly.

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April 13, 2025 8 mins

Thanks for letting me trauma dump <3

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April 10, 2025 6 mins

This one is SICK lol (just joking around)

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April 6, 2025 19 mins

I read two books and now I'm an expert.

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Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.

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March 29, 2025 11 mins

Thought it'd be helpful, since they're everywhere.

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March 26, 2025 26 mins

Thank you, m'listeners.

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March 21, 2025 20 mins

As popular as he is controversial (then and now)

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