May 9, 2024 • 43 mins
Ever thought you've seen it all when it comes to the quirky ways people indulge in their favorite snacks? Well, saddle up for a wild ride through the culinary quirks and nostalgia that pepper our latest banter-filled episode. We're pulling back the curtain on those 'serial killer' moves like milk-before-cereal pouring and dissecting the engineering marvel of cereal bowls with built-in straws. And, if you've ever felt a pang of sadness watching an Oreo sink to its milky grave, you're in good company here.
Our chat doesn't shy away from the daily oddities that make life interesting, like that awkward moment of mistaken identity at the gas station that turns into the most unexpectedly genuine conversation. We wrestle with the great sandwich nomenclature debate—team hoagie or team sub?—and challenge the status quo on toilet paper roll orientation. It's a joyful tussle over the small stuff that somehow ends up defining our day-to-day lives and the communities we hail from.
And just when you think we've covered it all, we dive feet first—socks on—into the great 'shooby' debate. Kenny, our guest and proud socks-with-sandals ambassador, defends this controversial fashion choice with the passion of a true devotee. We even get a peek into Kenny's romantic side, hearing how he ditched the socks for a proposal that traded comfort for class. So, join us for a session of laughter, debates, and a touch of heartwarming romance that proves it's our quirks that truly make us unique.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
How's everybody doing ?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Good, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Great, good, awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Fantastic Perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I think Johnny just wooed, but his screen was a
little frozen.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I heard a woo.
I heard a woo.
Might have been a woo.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I know I missed the visual aspect.
I'm sure we'll see it on theactual cut, but I'm upset
Question.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Permission to speak Is my Wi-Fi messing up.
No, no, no, You're good, I gota serious question now.
Oh God, come on, ser God.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Come on.
Share his answer Always Only.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, I don't want to say this is a judgment zone,
but it is.
Do you know anybody who putsthe milk in the bowl before they
?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
actually put the cereal.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, you can't, you can't, you can't, we absolutely
cannot.
What are we?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
doing here?
I do I do know someone.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh, I thought you were going to say you.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I thought you were going to say you do, do you?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, no, no, I know someone.
It's a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You got to be fucking kidding me.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That is horrendous.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, that was perfect .
Did you think of that on thefly?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yes, hell yeah, dude, come on.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I am so upset right now.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I am so happy, that was funny.
I am so happy, so happy.
That was a good one I give youprops for that?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, they are.
They're psychopaths.
They're psychopaths was a goodone.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'll give you props for that.
No, they are, they'repsychopaths.
They're psychopaths if they dothat, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Good to know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's the serious question.
Yeah, that was a seriousquestion, because I saw somebody
do that the other day and I wasjust like that doesn't seem
right.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I thought I heard the judgments flowing through your
head, you know what.
The cereal can't get soggy.
Well, how do you measure thatcorrectly?
I pour the proper amount ofmilk based on the quantity of
cereal that I put.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
True, I always overpour.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I can never get the ratio right, you need to pour
just enough so that the cereallifts.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Just lifts a little bit.
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Slightly.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Question.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Growing up who?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
had the bowls with the little straw at the end of
it, so when you finish thecereal, you had some cocoa puffs
.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I ate my cocoa puffs man every morning.
Cocoa puffs are gone.
I got my chocolate root milkready.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh baby, yep, that's classic, classic I can use those
for soup too.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Soup, yeah, you can use those for soup too.
I'm not really feeling that one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Similar topic, not entirely, but all right, kind of
on this path.
Oreos everyone loves milk withtheir oreos, right?
I've got a cousin not notcostco.
I've got another cousin thatwhen he dips the oreo, he just
drops it in, he just lets itlike he doesn't does he use a
spoon.
I I yes maybe not, but the pointis he's not taking the Oreo,
(03:26):
he's not holding it in there andthen enjoy greatness he drops
it.
I'm like what are we doing here?
The future of society?
We're not dipping, we're notdunking Oreos, we're just
dropping it in.
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't know how you do that.
That's like Rub worst.
That like Rubens the wholeglass of milk.
That's what I'm saying.
You got a soggy cookie on thebottom Done.
Go get a new glass.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You guys met my buddy at the wedding, but he I used
to watch and grow up with himand he used to drop Chips Ahoy
in the milk.
Let him soak up for a littlebit, then use a spoon to then
eat it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's reckless.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, they have a cereal like that too.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Pretty much the same fucking concept.
That cereal's not good.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
The cookies are different,though, like you said, johnny
either you're scooping it with aspoon or you're taking your
whole hand into the milk just toget it out after you've already
dunked it in.
Like let me just.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I don't know drives me?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
not really.
No, I don't know.
You guys like strawberry milkNot really.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
No, I said do you guys like strawberry milk?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Not really Chocolate milk yes, strawberry milk, no,
was it Nesquik?
When we were growing up, theyhad the chocolate milk, but then
they had a strawberry version.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I did not drink the strawberry, but no, no,
strawberry milk and chocolatemilk, both Okay, all right.
Every time I give a fuckingthumbs up, the thing doesn't
come up.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, you did a thumbs down.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
once you did do a thumbs down a couple episodes
ago, like by accident.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So yeah, just do it by the head.
Kenny Idiots figure out how touse animations.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They get balloons if you do a peace song, I think.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Johnny's doing like a magic trick over here.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh, all right, so back to my cousins because
they're good with this right.
The one cousin drops the Oreointo the milk.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The other cousin his brother.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
he's not allergic to cheese, he's not lactose
intolerant.
He orders the cheese pizza.
He takes all of the cheese off,just to eat it with the sauce,
with the marinara sauce.
I just don't get it.
Maybe he's keto.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think that's the opposite.
I think they eat the cheese.
Maybe he's keto.
I think that's the opposite.
I think they eat the cheese butnot the bread.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Wait, what does he do with the cheese?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He's not lactose intolerant, anything like that.
Right, he's good with dairy.
He's no Austin Marks.
He orders the cheese, pizza orpepperoni or what have you, and
then he gets his slice and thenhe just takes all the cheese off
and he eats the bread, thebreading and the marinara sauce.
That's what he does.
We all judge him.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
He doesn't eat the cheese.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
The cheese just goes in the cheese.
Correct.
I don't know why did he just?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
order the pizza that way Because he's trying not to
be a problem while everyone elseis going to have a cheeseburger
.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I guess whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Question that is questionable.
You know there's someinteresting people out there.
I also saw one time at BarnesNoble.
Don't go there too often, butwhen I did go there I watched.
You know we got a thing calledAudible.
You can buy books online, butthere's nothing better than
going to a Starbucks in a BarnesNoble catch up on some reading.
I watched someone and Iactually brought this up at work
(07:14):
and people actually understood.
Apparently, people like thesmell, the smell of books, like
the smell of the books.
I was just like Do you guyslike the smell of the books?
How?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
is this like?
Do you guys like the smell ofbooks?
Just go to your local printerand just take out people.
It does have a smell, though.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Kenny's sniffing books.
It's got a smell, guys, it'snot that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Kenny.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'll back you up.
I'm not sniffing books.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Books have a distinct smell.
Here we go.
It's not bad.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm not sniffing books, but they do have a smell.
It's like new car, smell man.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I like that smell.
Johnny, picture this, justfollow.
I don't know the exact storeCould be Bed Bath Beyond, maybe
not.
But the wives you got Lydia,you got Patty.
They go to these candle shops.
They're sniffing the candle,getting the aura.
You got James and Kenny.
They're going to the bookstoressniffing the books.
That's the difference.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Meanwhile.
I just know that there's asmell to a book because we read
books.
Ryan Ryan hasn't opened a bookin 10 years.
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I just opened one.
Right now, kenny and James cansniff their books.
Ryan and I will continue tosmell the gas.
We'll do that one.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
These are all brain cells, so we're good.
Fun fact, this is actually afunny story.
I'm like 15 years old.
My cousin just started driving.
We go to the gas station.
You smell like the smell of gas.
He's like oh, don't smell thegas, you're going to lose brain
cells.
In New Jersey you don't pumpyour own gas, so they get done
(08:57):
pumping gas.
And my cousin goes thank youvery much.
He says something like he askedsomeone a question.
Fuck, I forgot what it was.
He was like oh, he was likeyou're welcome.
My cousin was like thank youvery much.
He said you're welcome.
And then he started going on forabout 20 minutes about stories
that we had no idea, which hedefinitely thought we were the
(09:20):
wrong people.
He thought he knew us and hewas talking about us for 20
minutes about events that didn'thappen, that we were never
associated with.
And then my cousin basicallyconfirmed.
He was like look, you smell gas.
You're going to lose braincells.
So I was probably pretty young.
I probably wasn't 15 years oldyet.
So for a period of time Ithought like you would go crazy
(09:40):
if you smell gas.
I was pretty young, though.
I was probably maybe 12, maybenot 15, because he's been older
than me.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Let's lean into that a little bit more.
You're in that situation, right?
We've all been there whereyou're in a conversation that
you just you don't want to be in.
It's gone too long.
What's your strategy?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Are you in there for the long run?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
where you just let me just be a good person, let me
hear this person out as theytake me down this path, this
rabbit hole, or do you, is itI'm cutting it off right away?
Or do you just wait for yourmoment and then, okay, I'm out?
Like what's the strategy whenyou're caught in that type of
conversation, kenny, at the gasstation, where you just don't
need to be there listening, nomore?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Out of like, out of empathy, you just, you just go
with it.
You're like yeah, yeah, yeah,like if you genuinely like, the
person doesn't know you and he'sgot you mixed up, or she's got
you mixed up with someone else.
We were just empathetic and wejust went with it.
That's why he dragged down for25 minutes or however long it
was because it takes about threeminutes to get gas.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
So the loud build enough to get into this yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You just went with it .
Speaker 2 (10:53):
This is our judgment thing either, because we have
all whether it's us sportspeople listening everyone at one
point or another has been stuckin that situation where you're
just in a conversation and youdon't see the end and it's.
It's trouble, it's tough.
Yeah, here at TBC we encouragethose conversations, we will
listen we will and who knows?
(11:16):
You never know what thatperson's going through.
They just want to talk tosomebody.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We'll leave it at that okay, next question is it
hoagie or is it a sub?
Oh goodness gracious guessisn't talk wawa's changed the
world.
It's a sub.
They have hoagie fest.
It's Hoagie.
They have Hoagie Fest.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's a sub.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Wawa has Hoagie Fest.
It's a fucking Hoagie, it's afucking sub.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's up north, though you get a Hoagie roll
Like it's.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's the sub way, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's a Hoagie.
This guy is trying to repeatthis guy, this guy Listen.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They're going to have subs, it's true, not firehouse
hoagies, firehouse subs, greatpoint.
Publix subs, not Publix hoagies.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You're just naming more people that use the
combination of Pub Sub orFirehouse Subs.
You're not even reallyvalidating the difference.
You're just saying brand names,sub over Hoagie is what I'm
saying.
It's a Hoagie.
They have Hoagie Fist.
I have a fucking shirt, I'llwear it Hoagie.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Fist.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
What about a grinder that's not a grinder.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Do you know what a grinder is?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, it's a sub.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Which doesn't exist, because we're all hoagies, shit.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm pretty sure a grinder is where you cut the
bread all the way throughinstead of the little bun like a
hot dog bun kind of thing,where it's connected at the
bottom.
I'm pretty sure a grinder isjust all the way through.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know what you guys do here in fucking Florida
too you take out the breadinside of the bagel.
You gut the bagel.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's not a good thing what you guys do here in
Florida.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
What you eat the whole bagel.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
This is the problem with you Northeasterns.
Oh, let me move down from theNorth and go to this great state
of Florida.
But when I don't like it, ohyou guys in Florida, this is
what you do.
Unbelievable there, kenneth.
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
If I ever see you, gut the bagel no more what?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
fucking bagel joint are you going to?
That's gutting bagels.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I don't know.
I went to a bagel joint andthey said do you want to gut it?
I didn't even know what thefuck they were talking about.
I was straight up confused forthree minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I don't even know how you gut a bagel.
They're already kind of small.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
You take out the middle, I get it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I get the concept.
There's not that much breadanyways.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Eat the whole bagel.
I know Well, that's becausethey're not made the right way
in Florida.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Gotta make them up early, oh fuck.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Just getting Ryan going.
Just getting Ryan going, no.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
On a hoagie and southern grinder topic.
On a topic of sandwiches, wouldyou say that a wrap is
considered a sandwich?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
No, it's a wrap.
It's the same category.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's a a sandwich, no it's a wrap.
It's still a category.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's a sandwich wrap.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But you're still using a tortilla, which can also
be used in tacos, burritos,quesadillas, but it's a sandwich
wrap because you're puttingsandwich meat in it.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I'm impressed, I don't care what it's called.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Is a taco salad, a taco or is it a salad?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It's a taco in a salad.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is it made out of the taco shell bowl Can?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
we go back to how Kenny is impartial about the
wrap versus sandwich, but he isimpartial about the bungee
versus the sock Ryan's going inon Kenny.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think that's.
That's all right.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
That's all right.
Next topic I'm getting Ryan.
I'm going with him.
Come on, Keep them going,Johnny.
I think it's a handheld, thoughI think it's its own category.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I got one.
I got one that's going to getyou guys in a tizzy.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Okay, you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You got to go reach for the toilet paper, is it up?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
or is it down?
Which way is the right way?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Wait a minute.
What is the toilet paper, areyou?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
pulling it from the top or are you pulling it from
the bottom?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is it up or is it down?
There's a lot of meanings.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The toilet paper roll on.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
the stupid thing Is the toilet paper sloping.
Is the toilet paper coming slop?
Roll on the stupid thing Is thetoilet paper sloping Is the
toilet paper coming sloping fromthe top.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's sloping down, we're not talking about
something else that Johnny'salluding to.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I mean, you don't have to be better with your
descriptions there, brother.
I mean I'm just saying Wait,could I?
You know, it depends on how thejanitor put the toilet roll in.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Are you setting it up for your own house?
God damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's down every time.
Okay, so it's all right, let mego.
I just kind of want to go lookright now.
I don't know.
Go ahead, go check, go check.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Are you fucking for real, go check, go check, go
check.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I want to know Ryan's a toilet paper down kind of guy
.
It's coming out from the bottom.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
No way If it's coming out from the bottom.
Ryan, I'm coming over and I'mflipping all your fucking toilet
papers.
Is there a bad thing aboutwhere your toilet paper is Go
look.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You're psychotic if it's coming from the bottom
portion.
It's got to be going down.
Yeah, it's got to be going down.
Yeah, it's going down.
Well, all the top, you gottoilet bowls and toilet paper.
It's got to go down.
You keep it going.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
The patent for the toilet paper roll actually has
it coming down.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So I'm going to list the case.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh, this is a big argument for people.
Some people like it pulling itfrom the bottom part.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm bringing this to work tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, I'm not.
Just don't phrase it like me,you might get everyone fucking
mad and shit Unbelievable.
Alright, johnny speaking oftoilet paper, what do you got?
We're going to stay on thetoilet paper, really.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Do you fold it or do you scrunch it?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh, you fold.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What is it?
My laundry?
I got to.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
No, you scrunch it you scrunch, I'm going to sit
there and here we go, fold one.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's simple physics.
You need more.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You need more surface area.
You fold, can't scrunch, it'sin a ball.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That's debatable.
Dude, Dude, they scrunch it allday.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Do we have two scrunchers and Kenny and I are
folders.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Big time scruncher over here, huge Fucking huge
Organized people versusunorganized.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh, my God.
The chaos, that happens.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
You're so organized because you fold your toilet
paper and you wipe your ass.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well, Kenny has to with that one-ply toilet paper
he has in his office.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What are you?
You better start buying thebetter-for me toilet paper,
right, I do.
You talk about a ball.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I mean the ball we got to scrunch up and stuff hey,
the toilet paper is free.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Come on Cutting out a fucking break over here.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
How many times have you guys folded?
Is it one?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
fold, two fold, three fold.
I mean we're folding toiletpaper.
What's the strategy?
What's the process?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Depending on ply.
Depending on ply.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Fucking Sharma or whatever the fuck, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I can't believe you're folding toilet paper.
Fold or scrunch, let's just sayhypothetically, for whatever
reason, we're eating ourfavorite hoagie roll sandwich
wrap so where's he going withthis something with the toilet
paper?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
back to hoagie I know where does it naturally end up,
you know we put a plate, youknow, to the side.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
We're in the toilet, right, you're eating your hoagie
, your salad, your brine,whatever we eat.
All of a sudden, you drop thesandwich in the five-second rule
.
Do you eat the sandwich?
Where?
Where?
Because that description wasvery questionable.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Are we in the bathroom dropping the fucking
sandwich?
Where are we Exactly?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
We're in the kitchen.
Oh yeah, all right.
Yeah, we'll make it cleaner.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You're in your kitchen we're dropping this on
the floor or we're dropping iton the countertop no, we're
dropping it on the floor.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh fuck, no in your own house there'll be immunity,
baby it's two seconds on thefloor
Speaker 2 (20:31):
my gosh soft soft.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
There will be immunity.
Baby, it's two seconds on thefloor.
My gosh, you were talking to meabout your immune system.
It's in your own stomach.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Actually, James did bring up a very valid point last
week.
He said he believes those whobite their fingernails or eat
them.
You know, we're hungry.
You build a better immunesystem 100% 100%, 100%.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Scientifically backed .
Do you bite your nails?
Who you Ryan?
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I would challenge.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I have one of the best immune systems out of the
four of us on this call.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
We know it's not.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Johnny, we know it's not Johnny.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Us three all bite our nails.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I do not bite my nails, no Listen, my stomach has
nothing to fucking do with myimmune system.
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Johnny, something's always wrong with your body,
Whatever it is, something'salways falling apart.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm throwing the immune system in there.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
To Johnny's defense.
A lot of people in his officeusually get sick and he ends up
not getting sick.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's because he died.
He bites his nails Apparently.
Yeah, sure, wow.
Do you build double immunity Ifyou bite your toenails?
Oh, jesus Christ, how are you?
How are you even that flexible?
I'm not dude.
If I was different story,though, who knows?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I can't even come close to reaching.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Johnny, I don't know if anybody wants to bite your
toes.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I can't believe where we are right now.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Kobe Bryant?
What was the?
What did they call him on thecruise in New York for his
bachelor party?
Toby Bryant, was it TobySimpson, or something like that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Toe Jay Simpson, toe Jay Simpson, toe Jay Simpson.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Called him Toe Jay Simpson.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, wow, you know, that was incredible.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Now, if it wasn't a sandwich, johnny, five-second
rule, I think I would have beenokay with it.
Just because it's a sandwich,I'm more upset.
I probably wouldn't react infive seconds.
I'm more pissed off that Idropped a fucking sandwich
Mustards probably sticking tothe ground.
Chopped a fucking sandwichMustards probably stick it to
the ground.
Mayo probably splattered overonto the fucking oven.
(22:58):
That's true, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's a murder scene, isn't?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
it.
Yeah, I drop a french fry onthe floor, I pick it up quick
and yay, forget about it.
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Kosher pickles across the kitchen.
We'll toss those pickles out ofthe house if they fall on the
floor.
Get those pickles the hell outof there.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He does not like pickles.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Are you guys a ketchup and mustard on a hot dog
or a mustard or ketchup type ofguy, just ketchup.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Can you ask?
That again please, can you no?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
He's the same.
I try to be a pause in themiddle You're both on there.
Are you a mustard and ketchupkind of guy, or are you a
mustard or ketchup guy?
Okay, my bad, my bad, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's a little bit better.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Kenny.
Quick and easy On what A hotdog?
Hot dog, it's a bread.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'd take it either way.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I don't care, I'm sure you won't take it either
way there, James Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Alright, alright, alright.
I got jokes too, buddy we'redone here, we're done here,
you're done, you're done.
I'm gonna mute you.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
James, I brought you a shirt the other day and I
think you're really going tolike it, but I'm almost wanting
to run it by Kenny and Ryanbecause you might, it, might,
you might, wear it too much.
It has to do with the dad jokes.
Oh, I think it's a good time tobring a dad joke up right now,
(24:55):
cause you, uh, we're, we'regetting a little crazy right now
with some of these jokes.
We got hot dogs up and down, wegot a lot of things going on
right now.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Actually, you want me to bring up a dad joke real
quick.
I got one.
My mom actually sent me one theother day.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It was pretty fucking funny.
Actually my dad has a reallygood one.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I got to remember it.
If I remember it, I'll say it.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Do you want me to take out?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
my black book of dad jokes?
Yeah, because you know it'svery on par with what we're
talking about.
So I'm going to say it realquick.
What do french fries do whenthey meet after a long time?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
what.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
James, they catch up.
I mean it's right on par it'sexactly, it's right what the
doctor ordered.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I think dad jokes are the highest form of comedy.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I really do dude, they're fucking, they're witty
as fuck.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Just get me going dude, I love me a good dad joke.
We're hyping him up right nowJust get me going, dude, I love
being a good dad joke.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I mean dad jokes are good.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
They're all about timing.
A good joke is all about timing, so dad jokes are all about
timing.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
All right.
Do you guys judge people whodouble dip in like settings at a
table?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
no, no, because I, because I am a double yes but I
will do the courtesy man.
No, no, you grab it centerright, dip eat, flip dip eat.
(26:47):
You didn't let me speak.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Johnny's talking about when you bite and you
re-dip.
That's the type of doubledipping we're talking about here
.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I know, I know, but people still get skeeved out
about the one that I suggested.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No, the one you suggested is good.
The one you suggested is good.
I bite and flip.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I do the bite and flip.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm in for bite and flip.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I consider it to some extent I bite and flip.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's great.
Licking your fingers, touchingthe other side, it's all good,
there's no difference.
There's a difference of biteand flip and just bite and dip.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I mean, that's like going into a fucking chip bowl
or chip bag and like you'regoing to touch all the other
fucking chips around.
What's the difference?
There's some germophobes outthere that they have to get to
the chip bag before everybodyelse.
I know somebody that will nothave bar peanuts.
I will gladly have bar peanuts.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, I'll give you bar peanuts.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Builds the immunity.
Hey, that popcorn at Casey'sthough.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, you share a popcorn at Casey's.
Everybody's in there.
What the crap man.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I mean, you're right.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Hold on.
What about yourself?
Are you a double dipper or areyou saying no, it's gross?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I don't double dip, double dip or dip and flip.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Dip and flip.
Are there three categories?
I don't do it.
One dip, double dip or dip andflip.
Jesus Christ, that wasn't thatconfusing, ryan.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Just trying to follow along.
Put your hand up on your whip.
It's a song, james.
It wasn't that hard to find, Iknow.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's it.
You're muted.
You're getting muted.
Ryan is muted.
Can't hear him anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I was going to ask something, but we already know
Ryan is the king at it, so nevermind.
I was going to ask about thesocks and flip-flops, but never
mind.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hang on, hang on.
I've got one comment.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Don't even think about wearing with the sandals.
With the thing between the toes, it's got to be slides.
If you wear socks with sandals,it's got to be slides.
Don't even think about wearingthe sandal, and then you've got
the sock and it's going betweenthe toes.
Oh the shoobie.
The shoobie is where you crossthe line.
Slides a moment.
Baby Slides a moment.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
This guy lives in high socks and sandals, but the
fucking shoobie draws the line.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Come on, kenny's found his opportunity to fuck
the joke.
That's right, baby Kenny calledit the shooby.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I thought it was called like a thong or something
.
No, it's called the shoobyShooby.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh, that's rocket, that's rocket powered.
It's for rocket power it'sslides, sandals and slides.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I mean, I agree with you, ryan, but that was fucking
great, kenny, good job.
Shooby good job, shooby dude.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I'm gonna find a die hard shooby and I'm gonna have
him battle royale with you andyour shooby slides bring it on.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
How does a battle?
Royale like that go down.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You both look dumb, so oh oh, I said, you both look
dumb so, oh, oh, you both lookdumb.
Who's the other one besides me?
Who's on my team right now?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Against the shoobies.
Well, the thong shoobie and thenon-thong shoobie.
Non-thong, you're the non-thongshoobie.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
That's right, I am the non-thong shooby, that's
right, I am the non-thong shooby.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
That's what we're going to call you for now.
On the non-thong shooby.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Socks and sandals.
Baby Got to be tube.
Socks Got to get up to the calf.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Do you ever wear no socks with them?
Like, air them out a little bit.
We go to the beach.
Oh, we go to the calf.
Do you ever wear no socks withhim?
Can we go to?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
the beach.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Let's talk about that .
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Socks and sandals at the beach.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Especially when he proposes to his fucking fiance.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I did propose to my now wife, now wife.
He didn't have sandals.
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Classy.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Were they the heat ones.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You wore tube socks, don't you worry, and it was on a
beach.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
They were not socks in the proposal.
Let's get that.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh, there were socks in the proposal.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We can get the picture.
Wait, were you wearing the heatones?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, he definitely was wearing the heat ones.
Does he own another pair?
Did she say, yes, sure did.
Were you wearing the heat ones?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, he definitely was wearing the heat ones.
I was Does he own another pair?
Did she say, yes, sure did.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yes, thank goodness, thank goodness for that.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, thank goodness, or we'd be sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's all right, james Rose with his sunglasses
on, you know, didn't have a.
I had eye contact, verypersonal moment for me.
Oh, I had eye contact, Verypersonal moment for me.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Oh, I had eye contact , she did not.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Because you couldn't see her eyes.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yes, kenny, thank you .
Now let's go down to Johnny.
Jonathan basically didn't havea ring until he had a ring.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Hey, where are you going?
We're going on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I don't have it yet, for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So there's Johnny's mixed up and then there's Kenny.
I don't know if Kenny has astory like us.
Go, john, I blacked out, Idon't even remember, oh for sure
.
Agreed on that, I did too.
I just didn't say a word.
Are you going to ask?
(32:45):
That was your.
So you didn't say a word.
I did after I realized oh shit,I actually have to ask
something.
They just don't say yes, kenny,dude, come on, open up to us.
What'd you do wrong?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
what'd you do?
That was thoroughly planned out.
Nothing, I'm Kenny.
What'd you do wrong?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
What'd you do wrong?
That was thoroughly planned out.
Nothing.
I'm Kenny, I wear shoobies withno socks and I propose properly
that's you, that's you.
You're the shoobie.
Listen, I had my shit plannedout.
There was a labor show.
What's your shit planned out?
The helicopter guys canceled.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Would you, would you put the ring in a fucking
champagne glass?
Oh how'd that get in there?
That's the Toby McGuire, Ithink, from from like Spider-Man
two or some shit he was likehow'd that get in there?
Oh God, Okay okay, Reset, reset.
You guys don't know how Iproposed yeah we know it was on
(33:50):
the cruise, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
It was on the little cruise in the the yacht in the
ocean.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I got a.
I rented the catamaran.
I rented a private yacht whichwas a catamaran it was a power
catamaran.
Then we went to Miami.
We got out of Miami, we haddinner on the yacht.
Then what the fuck Did youpropose in?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Miami or on the boat.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Well, you know yacht gives one picture.
Cat on the boat goes snorkelingon gives another picture.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Brian, they have nice cataracts, I know.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm getting a Kenny right now.
It's been a good episode forthat.
There's a private boat there wego at.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Kenny right now.
It's been a good episode forthat.
It was a private boat there wego.
I had a chef on it.
We ate dinner and then, as thesun was setting, we were in
Miami and I was on the boat.
We had a crew and stuff likethat.
They helped everything becausewhen the lady that was cooking
she was our chef she brought outflowers and put them on the
(35:05):
table and she put the ringinside the flower for me.
So then Patty didn't evenreally realize because the ring
was inside the flowers.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
And then you were like how did that get?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
in there Basically, but I told her that it was like
a client event that she wouldn'tknow.
But so yeah, that's awesome no,I mean it was pretty seamless
for us.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I mean like hey, so you're on the wall right.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I'm not answering your question.
Is water wet?
Oh my gosh.
Yes, water is wet.
Would you debate?
Water is not wet water is wet.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
What are we talking about here?
Yeah, it's pretty wet.
Okay, thank goodness, no.
It's pretty wet Okay, thankgoodness, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Water makes objects wet.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Water is wet.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Water is not in a constant state of wetness.
Oh my god, it going on tosomething makes that something
wet.
He's got a point, fellas.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
You should know this Mic drop Kenny crush him with
your biology back.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Would you, Kenny?
It just so happens that we'rein a podcast forum here where
you were just lucky enough todebate it.
Why don't you go ahead and giveus your point of view, mister?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I think what makes something wet is water attached
to it.
Water is bonded to and bindingto water.
Water molecules join so water.
One water molecule againstanother water molecule would
make it wet, just like I lovethis topic, just so we can keep
hearing him say that I heardnothing of what you said, Johnny
(37:08):
, because all James was sayingwas water.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I was just saying water is not wet, but maybe
water is wet, that's all I wassaying, oh Damn, he came out
firing Water.
Water.
Water in the form of a liquid,you're telling me.
A liquid is not wet.
Well, wetness requires asubstance to be in contact with.
(37:36):
So on the surface, technicallyRight.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is steam wet, is rain wet?
All right, well, I was tryingto go like different scientific
situation here.
You know, you got steam, iceand water.
Those are kind of liquid, solidand gas.
You know see where I'm goingwith that Ryan.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yes, james, I said the sea water.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
James Is ice wet.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Ice is wet because it's damp.
A liquid is bonded.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
But it's not.
It's frozen, there's no liquid.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
But when you touch it , there then is a liquid.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
In the Antarctic it ain't fucking melting.
Well, it's melting, but that'sa different story.
That's a different story.
Snow Is snow wet Because it'swater-based.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
It is wet when it changes its form.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Does the brain?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
But it is H2O, to your point.
Water, water.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Water, wet Water is wet.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
It's still H2O.
I'm just saying you just provedme right, we did not prove you
right.
Come on, johnny, I feel likeI'm doing, saying you just
proved me right, we did notprove you right.
Come on, johnny, I feel likeI'm doing pretty good here.
I think you're killing it.
You're killing it.
We had time.
James if we had time, I'd be.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Is sweat wet Because it's on.
You know you're sweating 24-7,basically so you would be the.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Sweat is perspiration coming from your body.
You are wet.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yes, ryan, the surface is what's wet.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
For the sake of not sounding like an idiot, I think
you're right Because technically, by definition, in order for
something to be wet, a liquidhas to be applied to make that
wet and the liquid can't be theliquid that is making it wet
Like a liquid on a non-liquidsubstance is the factor of being
(39:51):
wet.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Ryan's doing the fucking math around his head
right now.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Technically, Ryan.
I'm just trying to understandhow the Okay, so the.
I'm flipping sides because theocean is not wet is what I'm
hearing, trying to understandhow the okay.
So I guess I'm flipping sidesbecause the ocean is not wet, is
what I'm hearing.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
No, that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
You are wet when you go in.
You need a non-wet substance tothen enter the vicinity of a
liquid to make it wet.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Okay, so the question is Liquids are not wet.
The ocean as in, as itself, isnot wet?
Yes, because it's not applyingwetness to itself right.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Exactly, it needs to be applied.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Okay, sure, okay.
Whether you agree or disagreeis fine Stupid.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Stupid, stupid.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Stupid.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I mean you're wrong, I mean it's all right, kenny,
you changed that I have no validarguments here because I'm not
good at debate, but we will seewhen everyone I'm not good at
debate Words hard.
We will see when TBC presentswater is not wet and we get
crushed.
I'm looking forward to thiswe're bringing it back.
So water is not wet Per thethree of you.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
But I also think, is being wet a verb, to be wet it's
an adjective wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I didn't actually say something smart.
It rained outside.
It technically is.
I didn't actually say somethingsmart.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
It rained outside.
It technically is both.
As a result, I'm wet.
It technically is both.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It is a descriptive word.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
It is an adjective.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And it is a verb you could be wet or wet is a
descriptive word, the liquid hasto be at the surface to be
described as wet when youdescribe something as an
adjective.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
You just didn't sound very satisfied with you saying
it was an adjective.
You weren't sure of yourselfthere.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I was very sure of myself.
The meaning of it might havebeen what I was, the context of
how it could be taken.
A wet could be all three,though Adjective verb and a noun
right, yes, Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
But that would change the.
And a noun right, yes, okay,but that would change the
definition of it technically,wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Welcome to the First geography now grammar.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Here we are Okay.
Next episode we're going tohave an English teacher on.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You know what we probably should hey think for
future state Spelling?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
bee the scientist.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I would do a Spine Boots.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
The scientist to tell us about what water's wet?
K-a-t.
I'm out of here.
I know it's spelt with two T's.
I hate this fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's Brian Regan.
It's a comedy skit.
It's a comedy skit.
It's a comedy skit.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
K-A-T cat.
I'm out of here.
He walks past everybody andgoes.
I know it's spelled with twoT's.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
What the?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
hell was that.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Jonathan, I had something in my throat.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Any other earth-shattering questions for
us today?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I think we are good, gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
All right.
Well, you know what they say.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
We solve a lot of societal problems.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Until then, water is wet, the water is wet the bender
continues, the bender continues.
The waterender continues, theBender continues.
How's everybody doing ?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Good, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Great, good, awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Fantastic Perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I think Johnny just wooed, but his screen was a
little frozen.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I heard a woo.
I heard a woo.
Might have been a woo.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I know I missed the visual aspect.
I'm sure we'll see it on theactual cut, but I'm upset
Question.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Permission to speak Is my Wi-Fi messing up.
No, no, no, You're good, I gota serious question now.
Oh God, come on, ser God.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Come on.
Share his answer Always Only.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, I don't want to say this is a judgment zone,
but it is.
Do you know anybody who putsthe milk in the bowl before they
?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
actually put the cereal.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, you can't, you can't, you can't, we absolutely
cannot.
What are we?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
doing here?
I do I do know someone.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh, I thought you were going to say you.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I thought you were going to say you do, do you?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, no, no, I know someone.
It's a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You got to be fucking kidding me.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That is horrendous.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, that was perfect .
Did you think of that on thefly?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yes, hell yeah, dude, come on.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I am so upset right now.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I am so happy, that was funny.
I am so happy, so happy.
That was a good one I give youprops for that?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, they are.
They're psychopaths.
They're psychopaths was a goodone.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'll give you props for that.
No, they are, they'repsychopaths.
They're psychopaths if they dothat, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Good to know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's the serious question.
Yeah, that was a seriousquestion, because I saw somebody
do that the other day and I wasjust like that doesn't seem
right.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I thought I heard the judgments flowing through your
head, you know what.
The cereal can't get soggy.
Well, how do you measure thatcorrectly?
I pour the proper amount ofmilk based on the quantity of
cereal that I put.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
True, I always overpour.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I can never get the ratio right, you need to pour
just enough so that the cereallifts.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Just lifts a little bit.
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Slightly.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Question.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Growing up who?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
had the bowls with the little straw at the end of
it, so when you finish thecereal, you had some cocoa puffs
.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I ate my cocoa puffs man every morning.
Cocoa puffs are gone.
I got my chocolate root milkready.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh baby, yep, that's classic, classic I can use those
for soup too.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Soup, yeah, you can use those for soup too.
I'm not really feeling that one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Similar topic, not entirely, but all right, kind of
on this path.
Oreos everyone loves milk withtheir oreos, right?
I've got a cousin not notcostco.
I've got another cousin thatwhen he dips the oreo, he just
drops it in, he just lets itlike he doesn't does he use a
spoon.
I I yes maybe not, but the pointis he's not taking the Oreo,
(03:26):
he's not holding it in there andthen enjoy greatness he drops
it.
I'm like what are we doing here?
The future of society?
We're not dipping, we're notdunking Oreos, we're just
dropping it in.
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't know how you do that.
That's like Rub worst.
That like Rubens the wholeglass of milk.
That's what I'm saying.
You got a soggy cookie on thebottom Done.
Go get a new glass.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You guys met my buddy at the wedding, but he I used
to watch and grow up with himand he used to drop Chips Ahoy
in the milk.
Let him soak up for a littlebit, then use a spoon to then
eat it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's reckless.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, they have a cereal like that too.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Pretty much the same fucking concept.
That cereal's not good.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
The cookies are different,though, like you said, johnny
either you're scooping it with aspoon or you're taking your
whole hand into the milk just toget it out after you've already
dunked it in.
Like let me just.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I don't know drives me?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
not really.
No, I don't know.
You guys like strawberry milkNot really.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
No, I said do you guys like strawberry milk?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Not really Chocolate milk yes, strawberry milk, no,
was it Nesquik?
When we were growing up, theyhad the chocolate milk, but then
they had a strawberry version.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I did not drink the strawberry, but no, no,
strawberry milk and chocolatemilk, both Okay, all right.
Every time I give a fuckingthumbs up, the thing doesn't
come up.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, you did a thumbs down.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
once you did do a thumbs down a couple episodes
ago, like by accident.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So yeah, just do it by the head.
Kenny Idiots figure out how touse animations.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They get balloons if you do a peace song, I think.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Johnny's doing like a magic trick over here.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh, all right, so back to my cousins because
they're good with this right.
The one cousin drops the Oreointo the milk.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The other cousin his brother.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
he's not allergic to cheese, he's not lactose
intolerant.
He orders the cheese pizza.
He takes all of the cheese off,just to eat it with the sauce,
with the marinara sauce.
I just don't get it.
Maybe he's keto.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think that's the opposite.
I think they eat the cheese.
Maybe he's keto.
I think that's the opposite.
I think they eat the cheese butnot the bread.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Wait, what does he do with the cheese?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He's not lactose intolerant, anything like that.
Right, he's good with dairy.
He's no Austin Marks.
He orders the cheese, pizza orpepperoni or what have you, and
then he gets his slice and thenhe just takes all the cheese off
and he eats the bread, thebreading and the marinara sauce.
That's what he does.
We all judge him.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
He doesn't eat the cheese.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
The cheese just goes in the cheese.
Correct.
I don't know why did he just?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
order the pizza that way Because he's trying not to
be a problem while everyone elseis going to have a cheeseburger
.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I guess whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Question that is questionable.
You know there's someinteresting people out there.
I also saw one time at BarnesNoble.
Don't go there too often, butwhen I did go there I watched.
You know we got a thing calledAudible.
You can buy books online, butthere's nothing better than
going to a Starbucks in a BarnesNoble catch up on some reading.
I watched someone and Iactually brought this up at work
(07:14):
and people actually understood.
Apparently, people like thesmell, the smell of books, like
the smell of the books.
I was just like Do you guyslike the smell of the books?
How?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
is this like?
Do you guys like the smell ofbooks?
Just go to your local printerand just take out people.
It does have a smell, though.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Kenny's sniffing books.
It's got a smell, guys, it'snot that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Kenny.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'll back you up.
I'm not sniffing books.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Books have a distinct smell.
Here we go.
It's not bad.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm not sniffing books, but they do have a smell.
It's like new car, smell man.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I like that smell.
Johnny, picture this, justfollow.
I don't know the exact storeCould be Bed Bath Beyond, maybe
not.
But the wives you got Lydia,you got Patty.
They go to these candle shops.
They're sniffing the candle,getting the aura.
You got James and Kenny.
They're going to the bookstoressniffing the books.
That's the difference.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Meanwhile.
I just know that there's asmell to a book because we read
books.
Ryan Ryan hasn't opened a bookin 10 years.
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I just opened one.
Right now, kenny and James cansniff their books.
Ryan and I will continue tosmell the gas.
We'll do that one.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
These are all brain cells, so we're good.
Fun fact, this is actually afunny story.
I'm like 15 years old.
My cousin just started driving.
We go to the gas station.
You smell like the smell of gas.
He's like oh, don't smell thegas, you're going to lose brain
cells.
In New Jersey you don't pumpyour own gas, so they get done
(08:57):
pumping gas.
And my cousin goes thank youvery much.
He says something like he askedsomeone a question.
Fuck, I forgot what it was.
He was like oh, he was likeyou're welcome.
My cousin was like thank youvery much.
He said you're welcome.
And then he started going on forabout 20 minutes about stories
that we had no idea, which hedefinitely thought we were the
(09:20):
wrong people.
He thought he knew us and hewas talking about us for 20
minutes about events that didn'thappen, that we were never
associated with.
And then my cousin basicallyconfirmed.
He was like look, you smell gas.
You're going to lose braincells.
So I was probably pretty young.
I probably wasn't 15 years oldyet.
So for a period of time Ithought like you would go crazy
(09:40):
if you smell gas.
I was pretty young, though.
I was probably maybe 12, maybenot 15, because he's been older
than me.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Let's lean into that a little bit more.
You're in that situation, right?
We've all been there whereyou're in a conversation that
you just you don't want to be in.
It's gone too long.
What's your strategy?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Are you in there for the long run?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
where you just let me just be a good person, let me
hear this person out as theytake me down this path, this
rabbit hole, or do you, is itI'm cutting it off right away?
Or do you just wait for yourmoment and then, okay, I'm out?
Like what's the strategy whenyou're caught in that type of
conversation, kenny, at the gasstation, where you just don't
need to be there listening, nomore?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Out of like, out of empathy, you just, you just go
with it.
You're like yeah, yeah, yeah,like if you genuinely like, the
person doesn't know you and he'sgot you mixed up, or she's got
you mixed up with someone else.
We were just empathetic and wejust went with it.
That's why he dragged down for25 minutes or however long it
was because it takes about threeminutes to get gas.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
So the loud build enough to get into this yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You just went with it .
Speaker 2 (10:53):
This is our judgment thing either, because we have
all whether it's us sportspeople listening everyone at one
point or another has been stuckin that situation where you're
just in a conversation and youdon't see the end and it's.
It's trouble, it's tough.
Yeah, here at TBC we encouragethose conversations, we will
listen we will and who knows?
(11:16):
You never know what thatperson's going through.
They just want to talk tosomebody.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We'll leave it at that okay, next question is it
hoagie or is it a sub?
Oh goodness gracious guessisn't talk wawa's changed the
world.
It's a sub.
They have hoagie fest.
It's Hoagie.
They have Hoagie Fest.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's a sub.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Wawa has Hoagie Fest.
It's a fucking Hoagie, it's afucking sub.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's up north, though you get a Hoagie roll
Like it's.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's the sub way, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's a Hoagie.
This guy is trying to repeatthis guy, this guy Listen.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They're going to have subs, it's true, not firehouse
hoagies, firehouse subs, greatpoint.
Publix subs, not Publix hoagies.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You're just naming more people that use the
combination of Pub Sub orFirehouse Subs.
You're not even reallyvalidating the difference.
You're just saying brand names,sub over Hoagie is what I'm
saying.
It's a Hoagie.
They have Hoagie Fist.
I have a fucking shirt, I'llwear it Hoagie.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Fist.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
What about a grinder that's not a grinder.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Do you know what a grinder is?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, it's a sub.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Which doesn't exist, because we're all hoagies, shit.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm pretty sure a grinder is where you cut the
bread all the way throughinstead of the little bun like a
hot dog bun kind of thing,where it's connected at the
bottom.
I'm pretty sure a grinder isjust all the way through.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know what you guys do here in fucking Florida
too you take out the breadinside of the bagel.
You gut the bagel.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's not a good thing what you guys do here in
Florida.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
What you eat the whole bagel.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
This is the problem with you Northeasterns.
Oh, let me move down from theNorth and go to this great state
of Florida.
But when I don't like it, ohyou guys in Florida, this is
what you do.
Unbelievable there, kenneth.
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
If I ever see you, gut the bagel no more what?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
fucking bagel joint are you going to?
That's gutting bagels.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I don't know.
I went to a bagel joint andthey said do you want to gut it?
I didn't even know what thefuck they were talking about.
I was straight up confused forthree minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I don't even know how you gut a bagel.
They're already kind of small.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
You take out the middle, I get it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I get the concept.
There's not that much breadanyways.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Eat the whole bagel.
I know Well, that's becausethey're not made the right way
in Florida.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Gotta make them up early, oh fuck.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Just getting Ryan going.
Just getting Ryan going, no.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
On a hoagie and southern grinder topic.
On a topic of sandwiches, wouldyou say that a wrap is
considered a sandwich?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
No, it's a wrap.
It's the same category.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's a a sandwich, no it's a wrap.
It's still a category.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's a sandwich wrap.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But you're still using a tortilla, which can also
be used in tacos, burritos,quesadillas, but it's a sandwich
wrap because you're puttingsandwich meat in it.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I'm impressed, I don't care what it's called.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Is a taco salad, a taco or is it a salad?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It's a taco in a salad.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is it made out of the taco shell bowl Can?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
we go back to how Kenny is impartial about the
wrap versus sandwich, but he isimpartial about the bungee
versus the sock Ryan's going inon Kenny.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think that's.
That's all right.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
That's all right.
Next topic I'm getting Ryan.
I'm going with him.
Come on, Keep them going,Johnny.
I think it's a handheld, thoughI think it's its own category.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I got one.
I got one that's going to getyou guys in a tizzy.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Okay, you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You got to go reach for the toilet paper, is it up?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
or is it down?
Which way is the right way?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Wait a minute.
What is the toilet paper, areyou?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
pulling it from the top or are you pulling it from
the bottom?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is it up or is it down?
There's a lot of meanings.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The toilet paper roll on.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
the stupid thing Is the toilet paper sloping.
Is the toilet paper coming slop?
Roll on the stupid thing Is thetoilet paper sloping Is the
toilet paper coming sloping fromthe top.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's sloping down, we're not talking about
something else that Johnny'salluding to.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I mean, you don't have to be better with your
descriptions there, brother.
I mean I'm just saying Wait,could I?
You know, it depends on how thejanitor put the toilet roll in.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Are you setting it up for your own house?
God damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's down every time.
Okay, so it's all right, let mego.
I just kind of want to go lookright now.
I don't know.
Go ahead, go check, go check.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Are you fucking for real, go check, go check, go
check.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I want to know Ryan's a toilet paper down kind of guy
.
It's coming out from the bottom.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
No way If it's coming out from the bottom.
Ryan, I'm coming over and I'mflipping all your fucking toilet
papers.
Is there a bad thing aboutwhere your toilet paper is Go
look.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You're psychotic if it's coming from the bottom
portion.
It's got to be going down.
Yeah, it's got to be going down.
Yeah, it's going down.
Well, all the top, you gottoilet bowls and toilet paper.
It's got to go down.
You keep it going.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
The patent for the toilet paper roll actually has
it coming down.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So I'm going to list the case.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh, this is a big argument for people.
Some people like it pulling itfrom the bottom part.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm bringing this to work tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, I'm not.
Just don't phrase it like me,you might get everyone fucking
mad and shit Unbelievable.
Alright, johnny speaking oftoilet paper, what do you got?
We're going to stay on thetoilet paper, really.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Do you fold it or do you scrunch it?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh, you fold.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What is it?
My laundry?
I got to.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
No, you scrunch it you scrunch, I'm going to sit
there and here we go, fold one.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's simple physics.
You need more.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You need more surface area.
You fold, can't scrunch, it'sin a ball.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That's debatable.
Dude, Dude, they scrunch it allday.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Do we have two scrunchers and Kenny and I are
folders.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Big time scruncher over here, huge Fucking huge
Organized people versusunorganized.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh, my God.
The chaos, that happens.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
You're so organized because you fold your toilet
paper and you wipe your ass.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well, Kenny has to with that one-ply toilet paper
he has in his office.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What are you?
You better start buying thebetter-for me toilet paper,
right, I do.
You talk about a ball.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I mean the ball we got to scrunch up and stuff hey,
the toilet paper is free.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Come on Cutting out a fucking break over here.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
How many times have you guys folded?
Is it one?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
fold, two fold, three fold.
I mean we're folding toiletpaper.
What's the strategy?
What's the process?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Depending on ply.
Depending on ply.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Fucking Sharma or whatever the fuck, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I can't believe you're folding toilet paper.
Fold or scrunch, let's just sayhypothetically, for whatever
reason, we're eating ourfavorite hoagie roll sandwich
wrap so where's he going withthis something with the toilet
paper?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
back to hoagie I know where does it naturally end up,
you know we put a plate, youknow, to the side.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
We're in the toilet, right, you're eating your hoagie
, your salad, your brine,whatever we eat.
All of a sudden, you drop thesandwich in the five-second rule
.
Do you eat the sandwich?
Where?
Where?
Because that description wasvery questionable.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Are we in the bathroom dropping the fucking
sandwich?
Where are we Exactly?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
We're in the kitchen.
Oh yeah, all right.
Yeah, we'll make it cleaner.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You're in your kitchen we're dropping this on
the floor or we're dropping iton the countertop no, we're
dropping it on the floor.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh fuck, no in your own house there'll be immunity,
baby it's two seconds on thefloor
Speaker 2 (20:31):
my gosh soft soft.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
There will be immunity.
Baby, it's two seconds on thefloor.
My gosh, you were talking to meabout your immune system.
It's in your own stomach.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Actually, James did bring up a very valid point last
week.
He said he believes those whobite their fingernails or eat
them.
You know, we're hungry.
You build a better immunesystem 100% 100%, 100%.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Scientifically backed .
Do you bite your nails?
Who you Ryan?
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I would challenge.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I have one of the best immune systems out of the
four of us on this call.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
We know it's not.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Johnny, we know it's not Johnny.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Us three all bite our nails.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I do not bite my nails, no Listen, my stomach has
nothing to fucking do with myimmune system.
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Johnny, something's always wrong with your body,
Whatever it is, something'salways falling apart.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm throwing the immune system in there.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
To Johnny's defense.
A lot of people in his officeusually get sick and he ends up
not getting sick.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's because he died.
He bites his nails Apparently.
Yeah, sure, wow.
Do you build double immunity Ifyou bite your toenails?
Oh, jesus Christ, how are you?
How are you even that flexible?
I'm not dude.
If I was different story,though, who knows?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I can't even come close to reaching.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Johnny, I don't know if anybody wants to bite your
toes.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I can't believe where we are right now.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Kobe Bryant?
What was the?
What did they call him on thecruise in New York for his
bachelor party?
Toby Bryant, was it TobySimpson, or something like that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Toe Jay Simpson, toe Jay Simpson, toe Jay Simpson.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Called him Toe Jay Simpson.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, wow, you know, that was incredible.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Now, if it wasn't a sandwich, johnny, five-second
rule, I think I would have beenokay with it.
Just because it's a sandwich,I'm more upset.
I probably wouldn't react infive seconds.
I'm more pissed off that Idropped a fucking sandwich
Mustards probably sticking tothe ground.
Chopped a fucking sandwichMustards probably stick it to
the ground.
Mayo probably splattered overonto the fucking oven.
(22:58):
That's true, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's a murder scene, isn't?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
it.
Yeah, I drop a french fry onthe floor, I pick it up quick
and yay, forget about it.
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Kosher pickles across the kitchen.
We'll toss those pickles out ofthe house if they fall on the
floor.
Get those pickles the hell outof there.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He does not like pickles.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Are you guys a ketchup and mustard on a hot dog
or a mustard or ketchup type ofguy, just ketchup.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Can you ask?
That again please, can you no?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
He's the same.
I try to be a pause in themiddle You're both on there.
Are you a mustard and ketchupkind of guy, or are you a
mustard or ketchup guy?
Okay, my bad, my bad, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's a little bit better.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Kenny.
Quick and easy On what A hotdog?
Hot dog, it's a bread.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'd take it either way.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I don't care, I'm sure you won't take it either
way there, James Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Alright, alright, alright.
I got jokes too, buddy we'redone here, we're done here,
you're done, you're done.
I'm gonna mute you.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
James, I brought you a shirt the other day and I
think you're really going tolike it, but I'm almost wanting
to run it by Kenny and Ryanbecause you might, it, might,
you might, wear it too much.
It has to do with the dad jokes.
Oh, I think it's a good time tobring a dad joke up right now,
(24:55):
cause you, uh, we're, we'regetting a little crazy right now
with some of these jokes.
We got hot dogs up and down, wegot a lot of things going on
right now.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Actually, you want me to bring up a dad joke real
quick.
I got one.
My mom actually sent me one theother day.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It was pretty fucking funny.
Actually my dad has a reallygood one.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I got to remember it.
If I remember it, I'll say it.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Do you want me to take out?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
my black book of dad jokes?
Yeah, because you know it'svery on par with what we're
talking about.
So I'm going to say it realquick.
What do french fries do whenthey meet after a long time?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
what.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
James, they catch up.
I mean it's right on par it'sexactly, it's right what the
doctor ordered.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I think dad jokes are the highest form of comedy.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I really do dude, they're fucking, they're witty
as fuck.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Just get me going dude, I love me a good dad joke.
We're hyping him up right nowJust get me going, dude, I love
being a good dad joke.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I mean dad jokes are good.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
They're all about timing.
A good joke is all about timing, so dad jokes are all about
timing.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
All right.
Do you guys judge people whodouble dip in like settings at a
table?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
no, no, because I, because I am a double yes but I
will do the courtesy man.
No, no, you grab it centerright, dip eat, flip dip eat.
(26:47):
You didn't let me speak.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Johnny's talking about when you bite and you
re-dip.
That's the type of doubledipping we're talking about here
.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I know, I know, but people still get skeeved out
about the one that I suggested.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No, the one you suggested is good.
The one you suggested is good.
I bite and flip.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I do the bite and flip.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm in for bite and flip.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I consider it to some extent I bite and flip.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's great.
Licking your fingers, touchingthe other side, it's all good,
there's no difference.
There's a difference of biteand flip and just bite and dip.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I mean, that's like going into a fucking chip bowl
or chip bag and like you'regoing to touch all the other
fucking chips around.
What's the difference?
There's some germophobes outthere that they have to get to
the chip bag before everybodyelse.
I know somebody that will nothave bar peanuts.
I will gladly have bar peanuts.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, I'll give you bar peanuts.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Builds the immunity.
Hey, that popcorn at Casey'sthough.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, you share a popcorn at Casey's.
Everybody's in there.
What the crap man.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I mean, you're right.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Hold on.
What about yourself?
Are you a double dipper or areyou saying no, it's gross?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I don't double dip, double dip or dip and flip.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Dip and flip.
Are there three categories?
I don't do it.
One dip, double dip or dip andflip.
Jesus Christ, that wasn't thatconfusing, ryan.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Just trying to follow along.
Put your hand up on your whip.
It's a song, james.
It wasn't that hard to find, Iknow.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's it.
You're muted.
You're getting muted.
Ryan is muted.
Can't hear him anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I was going to ask something, but we already know
Ryan is the king at it, so nevermind.
I was going to ask about thesocks and flip-flops, but never
mind.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hang on, hang on.
I've got one comment.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Don't even think about wearing with the sandals.
With the thing between the toes, it's got to be slides.
If you wear socks with sandals,it's got to be slides.
Don't even think about wearingthe sandal, and then you've got
the sock and it's going betweenthe toes.
Oh the shoobie.
The shoobie is where you crossthe line.
Slides a moment.
Baby Slides a moment.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
This guy lives in high socks and sandals, but the
fucking shoobie draws the line.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Come on, kenny's found his opportunity to fuck
the joke.
That's right, baby Kenny calledit the shooby.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I thought it was called like a thong or something
.
No, it's called the shoobyShooby.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh, that's rocket, that's rocket powered.
It's for rocket power it'sslides, sandals and slides.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I mean, I agree with you, ryan, but that was fucking
great, kenny, good job.
Shooby good job, shooby dude.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I'm gonna find a die hard shooby and I'm gonna have
him battle royale with you andyour shooby slides bring it on.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
How does a battle?
Royale like that go down.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You both look dumb, so oh oh, I said, you both look
dumb so, oh, oh, you both lookdumb.
Who's the other one besides me?
Who's on my team right now?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Against the shoobies.
Well, the thong shoobie and thenon-thong shoobie.
Non-thong, you're the non-thongshoobie.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
That's right, I am the non-thong shooby, that's
right, I am the non-thong shooby.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
That's what we're going to call you for now.
On the non-thong shooby.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Socks and sandals.
Baby Got to be tube.
Socks Got to get up to the calf.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Do you ever wear no socks with them?
Like, air them out a little bit.
We go to the beach.
Oh, we go to the calf.
Do you ever wear no socks withhim?
Can we go to?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
the beach.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Let's talk about that .
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Socks and sandals at the beach.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Especially when he proposes to his fucking fiance.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I did propose to my now wife, now wife.
He didn't have sandals.
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Classy.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Were they the heat ones.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You wore tube socks, don't you worry, and it was on a
beach.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
They were not socks in the proposal.
Let's get that.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh, there were socks in the proposal.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We can get the picture.
Wait, were you wearing the heatones?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, he definitely was wearing the heat ones.
Does he own another pair?
Did she say, yes, sure did.
Were you wearing the heat ones?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, he definitely was wearing the heat ones.
I was Does he own another pair?
Did she say, yes, sure did.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yes, thank goodness, thank goodness for that.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, thank goodness, or we'd be sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's all right, james Rose with his sunglasses
on, you know, didn't have a.
I had eye contact, verypersonal moment for me.
Oh, I had eye contact, Verypersonal moment for me.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Oh, I had eye contact , she did not.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Because you couldn't see her eyes.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yes, kenny, thank you .
Now let's go down to Johnny.
Jonathan basically didn't havea ring until he had a ring.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Hey, where are you going?
We're going on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I don't have it yet, for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So there's Johnny's mixed up and then there's Kenny.
I don't know if Kenny has astory like us.
Go, john, I blacked out, Idon't even remember, oh for sure
.
Agreed on that, I did too.
I just didn't say a word.
Are you going to ask?
(32:45):
That was your.
So you didn't say a word.
I did after I realized oh shit,I actually have to ask
something.
They just don't say yes, kenny,dude, come on, open up to us.
What'd you do wrong?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
what'd you do?
That was thoroughly planned out.
Nothing, I'm Kenny.
What'd you do wrong?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
What'd you do wrong?
That was thoroughly planned out.
Nothing.
I'm Kenny, I wear shoobies withno socks and I propose properly
that's you, that's you.
You're the shoobie.
Listen, I had my shit plannedout.
There was a labor show.
What's your shit planned out?
The helicopter guys canceled.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Would you, would you put the ring in a fucking
champagne glass?
Oh how'd that get in there?
That's the Toby McGuire, Ithink, from from like Spider-Man
two or some shit he was likehow'd that get in there?
Oh God, Okay okay, Reset, reset.
You guys don't know how Iproposed yeah we know it was on
(33:50):
the cruise, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
It was on the little cruise in the the yacht in the
ocean.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I got a.
I rented the catamaran.
I rented a private yacht whichwas a catamaran it was a power
catamaran.
Then we went to Miami.
We got out of Miami, we haddinner on the yacht.
Then what the fuck Did youpropose in?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Miami or on the boat.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Well, you know yacht gives one picture.
Cat on the boat goes snorkelingon gives another picture.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Brian, they have nice cataracts, I know.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm getting a Kenny right now.
It's been a good episode forthat.
There's a private boat there wego at.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Kenny right now.
It's been a good episode forthat.
It was a private boat there wego.
I had a chef on it.
We ate dinner and then, as thesun was setting, we were in
Miami and I was on the boat.
We had a crew and stuff likethat.
They helped everything becausewhen the lady that was cooking
she was our chef she brought outflowers and put them on the
(35:05):
table and she put the ringinside the flower for me.
So then Patty didn't evenreally realize because the ring
was inside the flowers.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
And then you were like how did that get?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
in there Basically, but I told her that it was like
a client event that she wouldn'tknow.
But so yeah, that's awesome no,I mean it was pretty seamless
for us.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I mean like hey, so you're on the wall right.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I'm not answering your question.
Is water wet?
Oh my gosh.
Yes, water is wet.
Would you debate?
Water is not wet water is wet.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
What are we talking about here?
Yeah, it's pretty wet.
Okay, thank goodness, no.
It's pretty wet Okay, thankgoodness, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Water makes objects wet.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Water is wet.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Water is not in a constant state of wetness.
Oh my god, it going on tosomething makes that something
wet.
He's got a point, fellas.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
You should know this Mic drop Kenny crush him with
your biology back.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Would you, Kenny?
It just so happens that we'rein a podcast forum here where
you were just lucky enough todebate it.
Why don't you go ahead and giveus your point of view, mister?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I think what makes something wet is water attached
to it.
Water is bonded to and bindingto water.
Water molecules join so water.
One water molecule againstanother water molecule would
make it wet, just like I lovethis topic, just so we can keep
hearing him say that I heardnothing of what you said, Johnny
(37:08):
, because all James was sayingwas water.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I was just saying water is not wet, but maybe
water is wet, that's all I wassaying, oh Damn, he came out
firing Water.
Water.
Water in the form of a liquid,you're telling me.
A liquid is not wet.
Well, wetness requires asubstance to be in contact with.
(37:36):
So on the surface, technicallyRight.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is steam wet, is rain wet?
All right, well, I was tryingto go like different scientific
situation here.
You know, you got steam, iceand water.
Those are kind of liquid, solidand gas.
You know see where I'm goingwith that Ryan.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yes, james, I said the sea water.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
James Is ice wet.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Ice is wet because it's damp.
A liquid is bonded.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
But it's not.
It's frozen, there's no liquid.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
But when you touch it , there then is a liquid.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
In the Antarctic it ain't fucking melting.
Well, it's melting, but that'sa different story.
That's a different story.
Snow Is snow wet Because it'swater-based.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
It is wet when it changes its form.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Does the brain?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
But it is H2O, to your point.
Water, water.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Water, wet Water is wet.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
It's still H2O.
I'm just saying you just provedme right, we did not prove you
right.
Come on, johnny, I feel likeI'm doing, saying you just
proved me right, we did notprove you right.
Come on, johnny, I feel likeI'm doing pretty good here.
I think you're killing it.
You're killing it.
We had time.
James if we had time, I'd be.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Is sweat wet Because it's on.
You know you're sweating 24-7,basically so you would be the.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Sweat is perspiration coming from your body.
You are wet.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yes, ryan, the surface is what's wet.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
For the sake of not sounding like an idiot, I think
you're right Because technically, by definition, in order for
something to be wet, a liquidhas to be applied to make that
wet and the liquid can't be theliquid that is making it wet
Like a liquid on a non-liquidsubstance is the factor of being
(39:51):
wet.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Ryan's doing the fucking math around his head
right now.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Technically, Ryan.
I'm just trying to understandhow the Okay, so the.
I'm flipping sides because theocean is not wet is what I'm
hearing, trying to understandhow the okay.
So I guess I'm flipping sidesbecause the ocean is not wet, is
what I'm hearing.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
No, that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
You are wet when you go in.
You need a non-wet substance tothen enter the vicinity of a
liquid to make it wet.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Okay, so the question is Liquids are not wet.
The ocean as in, as itself, isnot wet?
Yes, because it's not applyingwetness to itself right.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Exactly, it needs to be applied.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Okay, sure, okay.
Whether you agree or disagreeis fine Stupid.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Stupid, stupid.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Stupid.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I mean you're wrong, I mean it's all right, kenny,
you changed that I have no validarguments here because I'm not
good at debate, but we will seewhen everyone I'm not good at
debate Words hard.
We will see when TBC presentswater is not wet and we get
crushed.
I'm looking forward to thiswe're bringing it back.
So water is not wet Per thethree of you.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
But I also think, is being wet a verb, to be wet it's
an adjective wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I didn't actually say something smart.
It rained outside.
It technically is.
I didn't actually say somethingsmart.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
It rained outside.
It technically is both.
As a result, I'm wet.
It technically is both.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It is a descriptive word.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
It is an adjective.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And it is a verb you could be wet or wet is a
descriptive word, the liquid hasto be at the surface to be
described as wet when youdescribe something as an
adjective.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
You just didn't sound very satisfied with you saying
it was an adjective.
You weren't sure of yourselfthere.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I was very sure of myself.
The meaning of it might havebeen what I was, the context of
how it could be taken.
A wet could be all three,though Adjective verb and a noun
right, yes, Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
But that would change the.
And a noun right, yes, okay,but that would change the
definition of it technically,wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Welcome to the First geography now grammar.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Here we are Okay.
Next episode we're going tohave an English teacher on.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You know what we probably should hey think for
future state Spelling?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
bee the scientist.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I would do a Spine Boots.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
The scientist to tell us about what water's wet?
K-a-t.
I'm out of here.
I know it's spelt with two T's.
I hate this fucking guy.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's Brian Regan.
It's a comedy skit.
It's a comedy skit.
It's a comedy skit.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
K-A-T cat.
I'm out of here.
He walks past everybody andgoes.
I know it's spelled with twoT's.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
What the?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
hell was that.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Jonathan, I had something in my throat.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Any other earth-shattering questions for
us today?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I think we are good, gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
All right.
Well, you know what they say.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
We solve a lot of societal problems.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Until then, water is wet, the water is wet the bender
continues, the bender continues.
The waterender continues, theBender continues.
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