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October 17, 2024 32 mins
Welcome to another exciting episode of “The Best of the Bobby Bones Show”! This week, we bring you an emotional rollercoaster filled with heartwarming surprises, side-splitting jokes, and jaw-dropping stories.

In this episode, we kick things off with a touching story from James Madison High School, where students surprised their beloved custodian, Francis, with his dream car—a Jeep Wrangler. The Washington Commanders football team even honored these students for their incredible act of kindness.

Next, get ready to laugh out loud with our “Investigative Corny” segment, where Bobby and the crew try to crack some of the funniest jokes in record time. Can they beat their previous record? Tune in to find out!

We also dive into a heated discussion about a boyfriend who was unexpectedly stuck with a $550 bill at his girlfriend’s birthday dinner. Was he right to be upset? Bobby and the team weigh in with their thoughts and advice.

And that’s not all! We cover bizarre health trends, including the dangerous rise of tapeworm pills, and Lunchbox’s hilarious “I Told You So” moment with Guy Fieri. Plus, we share some good news stories that will restore your faith in humanity.

Don’t miss out on this jam-packed episode filled with laughter, love, and life lessons. Subscribe now and join us for “The Best of the Bobby Bones Show”!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for the good news, which Bobby.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
In September, students at James Madison High School in Virginia
surprised their custodian Francis with his dream car, a Jeep Wrangler,
for his birthday. That by itself is awesome. That's so cool,
that's so cool. Originally from another country. So they say,
he's well loved by his students for his kindness, his positivity.
He prays with them, he's super supportive, and they were

(00:27):
so moved at what he's been able to do over
the years. They raised over twenty thousand dollars and they
got him a jeep. So he's super overwhelmed. Obviously, I
would watch me be overwhelmed. I'm not even as good
a person as this guy. I watched me be overwhelmed.
Months later, the Washington Commander's football team has now honored
the students for honoring their Oh, like a follow up, Yeah,

(00:50):
because we kind of had this story away earlier, like
months ago. Santana Moss, who played football for the Washington
football team and the team's mascot, showed up and gave
all the students tickets to the game coming up against
the Bears on the twenty seventh.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Dang, that's cool. And so it's like, we know you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Do this to be recognized, but because of that, we
want to recognize you.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
And so won this custodian francis awesome. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You must be doing a lot for a lot of
people for them to want to buy you a car.
For these students to do that raise money, that's amazing.
And now they're going to go and you know what,
the commanders don't suck and that's also a great yah.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
They're actually good.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I've bet they're good seats too, probably probably probably decent.
They'll probably get to eat like in the fancy people lounge.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Probably the owner, and get to be able to field.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
And now now we're haters. Now our haters. That's from WTSP.
That's a great story. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That was telling me something. Good money time for the investigative, Corny.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
We have ninety seconds, guys, how many can we get
right in ninety seconds?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
The record is six am? You ready go the morning? Corny?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Why the ghost across the road, it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Gonna be boo stuff because she said boost scared Highway
street street light lamp Elm Street dark trick or treat?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I couldn't see. We read it again, jay walking walking?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Why didn't the ghost was walking?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
J walking? Jay walk? What?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Why didn't the ghost cross the road?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Across the road because it was scared? Sheet?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Let's oh, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
It was a ghost town, it was Why did the
ghost across the sheet.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Lights didn't have sheets? The sheet lights were out.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm just trying because there's no boo at all. We
said no more because the chicken was in a seance.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Why didn't the ghost cross the road?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Are you pointing at me?

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Because she said, you're honest with chicken chicken? She was
was poultry guist. It was chicken poultry, guys, there's a
poultry chicken sheet. That's pretty funny. Guy, that's a different joke, Like,
what what do you call it? Possessed chicken? A poutry guys, guys,
let's go, we just wrote a good one.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's really good man. What was the real jock? Chicken? Chicken?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Fri? Why didn't the ghost cross the road?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
But I'm sorry, not a chicken.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I should have said, like, why didn't the skeleton cross
the road? Either works?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Bones? It was scary? No no gun, no, no, nobody.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
To get a walk away guts got it?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Okay, okay, we had a time. Oh yeah, we are.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Actually well we got but let's be fair.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
We came up with our own during that segment that's
never been done, which is awesome.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, find the positive guys. What was your your joking?
No idea? Yeah? Why did the what do you call it?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Possessed chicken? Poultry?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Guys? Is that already a joke? Will you go?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I think I've told it, but your.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Why would you steal my thunder? Right there?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Maybe I already knew it though and subconsciously remembered it.
Amy still went thunder, Mike, is that a joke?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
You get it?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
You look at it though, written by Bobby Bones in
the bottom and I wrote it three years ago.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Dang, okay, well ask great, we're on whisper I due.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
We did a good hearts and I think you should
have said, skeleton, We've got a quicker.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You got it soon as she said skeleton, John, No,
that's not her fault though, that's us.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Thank you everybody. By the way, you can ask a
quick question.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Did you take your one hundred dollars bill back to
the bank, I did yesterday.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, they gave me a fresh one.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Did they ask for both halves?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes, So you have to have at least half of
it any bill. It doesn't matter how it's ripped up
or eaten.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
But if you have half of it, even ripped into
three parts.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
As long as they can put it one half, it's
going to be more than half. The thing is when
they piece it back together. If there is a little
more than half, you are good.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Little more than half.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well half can't.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Can't just be half, though, because then you get it
right twice?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Right, has little more than half?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yes, so you got your money, I.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Got my money. I have. I brought the fresh hundred
to her.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You want to see it, No, because they could be
any hundred.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Didn't know I got it?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, I know, but we just believe you.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm just saying you could show us any hundred
and be like you were right like it.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I guessed and then we looked it up. But yes,
I appreciate that you were right. I was also right
about him being the jokes. I didn't as there was.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Some of the five dollar bill was eaten too, so
they gave me a fresh five.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Did you bring it. I want to see that one.
It's anonymous by anonymous sin. There's a question to because.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hello, Bobby Bones. Last weekend was my girlfriend's birthday. She
threw dinner with friends and family. Everybody had a great time.
When the bill came, people just started leaving. I thought
they'd forgotten to pay. My girlfriend said to just let
them go. I assumed she had a coboard. Turns out
she expected me to pay, because, as she put it,
I make more money than anyone there. The bill was
five hundred and fifty bucks, mostly alcohol. I barely drank

(06:06):
since I was driving. I refuse it first, but to
avoid making a big scene on her birthday, I paid
the bill. Later that night, I was not in the
mood to hang out, and the next day I kind
of avoided her. Now she and some of her friends
are saying I shouldn't be mad since I make good money.
But it's not about the cost. It's about the principle.
If she just asked, I would not have minded. But
springing it on me like that just felt wrong. Am

(06:29):
I in the wrong here? Signed boyfriends stuck with the bill,
You are not in the wrong for that feeling.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
It is unfair of them to go. Since you make
this much money, you should have to pay for everybody.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
And this is in general in groups with the dynamic,
as somebody makes more than everybody else, Hopefully that person
says I'm happy to pay for it, because, let's be honest,
you guys can say it, because if I say, it's
gonna feel a little two dy horny what you did
for everything all the time. Thank you for saying that.
I mightn't want to say it, but and we enjoy it.
I appreciate that I pay for everything. However, you know why, though,

(07:05):
right make more than we do. But if that's ever
the expectation, I will not do it anymore. If the
expectation is we should go to dinner because Bob's gonna
pay for everything all the time, I will not do
it anymore. I do it because it comes from my
heart and I'm like, yeah, right now, I'm a little
more blessed and I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm gonna pay for the dinner. It's no big deal.
But you notice I reached for my wallet.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't notice because you don't. Yeah the car, yeah,
you leave it at home, so it's hard. Yeah that sucks, man.
I'm gonna so a couple of things. I want to
say here. That sucks. They expected that I view without
telling you.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
You had to pay it because maybe you didn't have
it budgeted for that month. Just because you make more
money doesn't mean you actually have more money, because money
might be going places they have no idea. The assumed
is what bothers me. So what I would do, because
you can't go back, can't unring a bell. This bell's
been wrong. You can go back to her, not aggressively,

(07:59):
and say, I hope your birthday party is awesome. It
was a joy for me to pay the bill. Where
I'm a little bit hurt by this. It was just
assumed I would pay for it without asking. I would
have loved to pay for it, like I would like
for that to have been one of the gifts or
my main gift to you. I think if you can
express that conversation, and maybe you don't have to do
it right now while it's still fresh. You can wait
a couple weeks and go back and say that, but

(08:21):
it needs to be she needs to be met with
positivity in order to deliver news that could be a
bit uncomfortable. So you say Hey, birthday party was awesome.
You know, I overreacted a little bit. I was happy
to pay for it, just so you know. My only
issue going forward is I don't want it to be

(08:42):
assumed I'm going to pay for everything unless I'm asked
about it, and I think from there, have that healthy conversation.
It sets some good boundaries and then if she doesn't understand,
then she's not the one.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
But bones, it sounds like he's already expressed himself because
her friends are already.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
The problem is he expressed it too early and probably
too aggressively. It was too fresh on the birthday party,
So then she feels like you're making my birthday suck.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
So there is time and place for it.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
So if you can wait a little bit and readdress it,
it's not going to be as sensitive. So you are
not in the wrong here. Nobody's in the wrong here.
This is feelings. Feelings aren't wrong. So but I would
wait a bit and have that conversation with her. It's
a good email. Though it's a good question. I would
feel the same way. If it was expected of me,
I would have left. Yeah, and they'd have been sitting
there with the bill going waitit, now, what do we do?

(09:28):
And then I'd just send him a picture of me
holding up my ring finger into the camera because I
don't do middle finger rings.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Bobby Bones, do not order this. Do not eat this.
People are doing it.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
It's unbelievable your health could go completely in the wrong direction.
Although it does kind of sound like a good idea,
but do not do not order this.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Do not eat this.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
We'll talk about it next, Bobby Bones.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Tapeworm pills are being sold in the dark web.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh this is terrible.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, I thought tapeworm pills were to get rid of
tape worms. Why would why would that be dark web?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
I think tapeworms.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying are being sold in a pill.
Oh that's crazy that.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, people are buying get one of those. No, no, no, no, no, no,
you know, like that are the problem because then they
get in your body and then yeah, they may cause.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
All the m and ms. Only that I would train it.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Now.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't want to tea the good stuff because I try
to keep a pretty good diet, I.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Mean inside of you.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, but it's like, hey, tapeworms, you
can't train it. I would and I would put like
eminem's by by the pill. Let's smell it like like
a drug dog.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
In any time there's an eminem or a piece of chocolate,
like you were able to go and attack that, but
leave like the grilled chicken, the broccoli.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's not for you.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
That's what I would train to tape worm.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
It can deplete you of other nutrients.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Not the ones I train. But let me give you
the story here.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Doctors are warning people about a dangerous trend o their
tape warm egg pills.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
They yeah, they train an egg. I'm out they cashed
inside of you. It's disgusting and scary.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Tape warm of parasites.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
They can grow up to thirty feet long in the
human gut and caused weight loss by eating food inside
the body. This doctor, an oncologist, talked about a woman
who bought these pills and experienced serious health issues while
taking them, so she took them. She decided to take
two capsules, saw some weight loss, but then had stomach

(11:20):
cramps and bloating after passing out, and experienced severe headache.
She finally went to the hospital and that's an admission.
You're kind of embarrassed to make what do you think
is wrong? A tape warm eggs?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, accidentally, no, dark Webb.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I was actually thinking if I would ever be able
to admit, like that's what I did. I mean, I
guess if we're talking like life or death, you finally
just say, yeah, this is what I did. But I'd
be like, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I know, and I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
When I was taking the OCD medication, I was even
embarrassed to talk about that. Like I'd go to the
doctor of like an ankle injury and they're like they
can see all my stuff and they're like, so are
you still on whatever the medicine And I'm like, ah, yeah, yeah,
well that's sir. And then and then I'm like, but
I don't want to be the parist of like the
medication I take.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I shouldn't be there.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
You should? You should should? This is tapeworms on the
black market is very different than OCD.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
And if their tapeworm eggs, could it be a boy
and a girl and then they can just populate and
you're right.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
They recreate. That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
But I will a watermelon see grow into a watermelon,
we're talking about this now, we're getting deep.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
That's what I thought when I was six, Like, I
don't want you to see.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Doctors discovered that she had ingested two types of tapeworms,
one of which traveled outside of her gut and caused
the brain lesions. Oh, se, you just got to know
what kind of tapeworm you're eating. Stay away from the
brain tapeworms.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
That's a idea. Thankfully she was treated.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
The medications to remove the parasites and reduce brain inflammation,
weight loss, and diet and exercises much less risky than
letting organisms live inside of you.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
New York Quast. Can I say something that's it's not
going to be.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Met with controversy but mildly is that if people are
doing this and it is not safe at all, it
must be working for some people, Yeah, in a way
that they don't get sick and die. But I or
have this stuff happen, but the risk of it is probably.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
So great that I wouldn't even want to mess with it.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah. No, I share this with caution, like it's not advised,
And my friend would say it too. But she got
some sort of a parasite situation on purpose. This is
years ago.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Purpose.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
No, she accidentally contracted, but then she didn't want to
do No, it was she really did, didn't she got it,
but then it was yeah, she led to weight loss.
She was like, well, wait a second, I don't want
to get rid of it. And she didn't get rid
of it in time, and she has a slew of
health issues now because of it. So if she could
go back, her message to people would be get rid

(13:44):
of it as soon as possible, because now she deals
with other things.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Okay, question earthworms in your body?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
No, that's okay, the same thing.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Dig them up, said he using them to go catch
and perch. You swallow them home earthworms. I did that
once at a camp just trying to be funny. I
mean earth warm or two. So we didn't call them.
They were nightcrawlers. Yeah, yeah, that's it, nightcrawlers. And you
cut them in half, and well when you would cut
them into pieces and them as a joke, yeah, like
you're by a campfire. The like is a bet is

(14:16):
a bet? Somebody bet me the tapeworm. You're like, please, yeah,
I bet you won't eat one? How much a nickel? Okay,
I'm in Also, I just don't want to get on
the dark web. Like that part seems scary to me too,
because I don't even know how to get on.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
The dark web. I go to Mike d and be like, secretly,
did I know? You know? I think Mike lives in
the dark Web?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Is it like something other than dot com or like
some other than I think it's death or dot crying?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
The background is black?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Right, I thought that, I know, I think that.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I think you're like, you have to be in a
dark room.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yes, all night, you turn old school typewriter.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Is the dark web dark?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
It is not dark? Okay, you can turn it. Is
there anything good happening on the dark web? Is there
like a secret world of like people helping each other? Well, yeah,
cops that go on there and bust criminals because they'll
look at the activity and see like, oh there's people
selling drugs here, they can find out.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
How to bust them. Yeah, they're a good saying.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Are there?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Like, is there like a light web that's lighter than
the web that we know that people are over there
just like giving away free money?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Now that's straight black market, because the lightweb would be fine.
That'd be where I'd like to go, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well, I've got some sloths around there on why are
you saying sleuthrelled the ones that solve the mysteries.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Are maybe a detective. That's just a weird word to
use that right there out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Well, I thought, maybe they probably know how to get
on the dark web, and maybe they gather together there
and they solve the murder that.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Ain't dark webon, ain't dark webin unless not.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I got a good dal pills from Tapeworm to do
this segment, and then I told you so segment, We're
gonna let it be very cocky and arragant, but that
we're gonna move off of it. Okay, so you get
your time to shine. Who do you want to say?
I told you so to got fear the gout the
cooks the show. I got the chef.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, because he had a grand opening of his chicken restaurant.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I went, he didn't really embrace me warmly? Did you
yell at him? Yeah a little bit? This is one
of those Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
And then I asked him to be a collaborator on
my video to bring you know, awareness to his restaurant.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh my god, you asking to be a collaborator. Yeah,
and he never accepted. He's got like ten million follow us.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I guess what in a restaurant that's not good?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Can I play out of business? Just for context?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Can I please play lunchbox at Guy Fieri's opening, yelling
at Guy Fieri doing what he does?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Go ahead, make sure you're listening to the Bobby Bow Show.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
We're on.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I don't know who you are.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
You are, like, hey, let me anyway, I'll tell you
so I know I'm.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Lunchbox morning shows. For legit, you're my girl about all this.
I'm going to find the governor listens. I am one
of her.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
So legit, we're one hundreds of baby, let's go.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
What do you want? Hey? Just make sure you're listening.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
To this guy Fier and you're listening.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I can I get my name right? Get my name right?
I believe there you go. I know, I know he
just got it wrong.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
So this is this guy fdy go listen to Lunchbocks
because he gets my name wrong every time.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
But you know what, I'm listening to the Bobby Bone Show.
Come on Lunchbocks. That's pretty good. Liner.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
He was very nice about that. Actually, it was nice
for as aggressive as you were. Where's he at one
seventy five? First of all, it's more than that. And secondly,
I think he is yelling number.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I just made up a number. Yeah, I thought spot Yeah,
I have no idea how to know. But he never
accepted my collaboration. He never said, you know what, I'll
be a collab on that video. I shouldn't run it
on social media though, and then the social media team
messed up. But I was down there by the restaurant
the other day and I was like, man, let me
go check it out.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
See how he's doing. Gone, you have another one, y,
I'm hanging out with guy. I'm hanging out with guy.
You guys don't believe me and Guy? I'm best friends,
right Guy? Best friends? Guy is no. No, I'm as excited.
You haven't mislast the shift.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
This starts half out. I know.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
That's why I got to get out of here quickly.
But I just wanted one to make sure everbody knew
we're friends.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
We're friends right out, to say we're friends, not start lunchboxing.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Guy are good friends, like guys being as nice as
he can be, like just trying to like say stuff
that's kind of funny to get lunchbox to go away.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm just saying, like, he didn't embrace me warmly. He
didn't accept my collab and guess what happens. So he
was very He was way more playful than he had
to be. He could just ignore you. He could have
snooky to you.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Ah, snooky told me to shut up exactly. He didn't
say that, but at least I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
And you think because of that, their chicken restaurant closed,
and that's what happens.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
So if he would have collabed with you, it would
have saved everything.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Probably would have brought a lot more awareness to his business.
It would have showed guy in a you know, hey, look,
I'm friends with my fans, like I interacted.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
He has that reputation, but not fans that scream at
him and so sad to report.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Guys, you cannot go get Guy Fierie.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Hey, question, do you do you ever feel like awkward
when you yell what?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
No embarrassed?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Listen hearing that back? Are you?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Because there's multiple right, there's the Nicole Kimmen yelling there's.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Don't touch me.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Now. I wasn't Nicole Kidman, it was it was a lady. A. No,
But then you go to Nicole Kimmen's video shooting that movie,
you're right, and see like, yeah, there's so many.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
He forgets and that never got about Nicole Kidman in
the movie. That never feels awkward to you. No, you
yell at Emmitt Smith in the hallway and he turns around. Yeah,
that never feels awkward. No, I'm just trying to get
their attention. They're used to it. But I mean, it's
never worked out for you. So don't you think you
should try a different way?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Probably, But I I just get caught up in the moment.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, instinct.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I feel that it's just natural. I'm sorry that guy's
restaurant is not working.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
The restaurant business can be brutal. I don't think has
anything to do with the collaboration.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Can't prove it doesn't, though, can't You can't show me
the facts. Facts.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
No, there's no facts, And I'm just saying you can't prove.
Uh well, yeah, rip to the Chicken place? What was
it called?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Guys Chicken? Was it really? I don't know? Oh? Okay,
I will never know because it's gone. Who knows?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, But now we can move on from that segment
good I told you so. He's been asking about it
for like four days.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I told you so. He told no, we didn't tell us.
It wasn't gonna work out that once he didn't embrace me.
He's in trouble. I don't think he said that either,
But thank you.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
So this just got don't listen to Lunchbox because he
gets my name wrong every time.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
But you know what, I'm listening to Bobby Mode Show.
Come on, it's time for the good news Lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
There's a forty two year old woman that who loves
to play the lottery in Michigan. She does those scratch
off scratch scratch scratch loser, scratch scratch scratch loser. She goes,
you know what, I'm gonna enter that second chance drawing.
I never do it, but I'm gonna scan my ticket.
I'm gonna enter. A couple of weeks later, she gets
a call, You're the winner. She's like a scam alert,

(20:57):
scam scamb alert, scamb alert, call lifelot out. Talks to
her sisters like, no, just call the lottery office see
if they're really scamming you.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
She calls back, No, she won one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Wow, I bet you so many people think it's a
scam one they never follow up or to the lottery office.
Does get a bunch of calls not going is this real?
And some of them are, some of them aren't. And
I would also bet you that now this has turned
into a scam for some people where they see it happening.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Now they'll scan people. So how does that work?

Speaker 5 (21:23):
You lose, you lose on your scratch offs and then
you just send them in.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Now you can scan them. They have usually every state
has an app. You scan it and you get entered
into a second chance drawing. And she said she never
does it, but for some reason she scanned a couple
of tickets in.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
And she won. That's cool. A hundred thousand bucks that
would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I don't know where one hundredousand dollars, yes, ybe like
sixty three thousand, even.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Out of somewhere. I figure out of somewhere's one thousand dollars. Awesome.
All right, good story, that's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good about it. It ball so from
the new Bobby's it's a good one.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
The FTC is making it easier to cancel your subscriptions.
So that is the Federal Trade Commission. These are some
of the things that actually matter. A lot of bullk
cup happening don't affect us. I don't effect normal folks. Hey,
good job, lawmakers.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
You did one.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
You did one, So yeah, this actually affects us in
real life. The agency has finalized its time as Money rule,
requiring services to make canceling a subscription or membership online
as easy as signing up for the service. Man had
a Tandy bed membership for like eight years. Couldn't get
out of it.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Oh so you tried to get out and you couldn't.
I'd be like, I need to cancel. They're like, well
you need to send a letter to this company. Oh
what I was terrible.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I was like, I've been coming to this place for
like three or four years, like all the Playboy bunnies
that have.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
On me, little whatever your that was. You were having
to mail something by like snail mailing.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, it's crazy. This has been forever.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
This has been like three weeks ago, but like fifteen
years ago when tanning badge was a thing.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
But I remember it was impossible. So you know what
I did.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I canceled my credit card that it was on, which
was a pain in the butt, just so they couldn't
charge me anymore, and then it ended up hurting my
credit It is a loss like it is a loss loss.
And I even had again at least four Playboy Bunnies
on you that were to prove to them. I've been
a loyal customer. I'm moving, but it's hard to cancel
some stuff. I will say what I do like about

(23:19):
Apple with when you subscribe to a service through Apple,
you get a bill in your email every month unless
you buy it for a year, but you get it
so it reminds you one and then two. All you
have to is go into it and you can hit
cancel at any point into your setting.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yes, huge, super nice. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
My problem is I forget to cancel, like I get
the free seven day you know, free trial, and then
like two months later, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
That's why you have to send yourself.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
A note well, or if you do it on Apple,
it sends you the month at the end of the
month when you've only paid once to go cancel Sea.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
It sounds like you're just forgetting every time you want.
I'm not an Apple, I'm talking about other streets.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I was gonna say, sounds like you're just distracted, but no, yes,
that makes sense. But yeah, so that they're making it
easier on us that if we get into something we
want to get out, we should be able to get out.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, good on them.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
There are least important things you should be looking for
and a partner, okay, because we're all looking for like
hotties with bodies, you know, but these are things that
don't matter as much. Number one, And they actually put
six of them down that people look for that you
probably shouldn't because if you also have them, that's great.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
But it's not like they shouldn't be the main six.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Number one, a perfect ten, okay, And by perfect ten,
it could also be like a nine, or somebody that
fits your description of what you want and that's the
only thing you want physically.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Number two. Somebody who's never been married before.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Like if you've never been married and you're like I'm
gonna hold out, you actually meet somebody great that's been married.
And for me that was always that, wasn't it. When
I was single, I just was like, I'm never gonna
marry somebody with your kid.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, it's a big responsibility.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, at this point our wife could luck with that.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I'm not looking. I'm good. Oh she's talking. Actually I
don't have my own.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, I mean you're my wife had never been married,
so you know that that worked out what she had.
Amy's like, well, like what what was that noise?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, just she's she's younger.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
If you if I thought she was twelve, she was
like twenty nine exactly.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
I do think though, that in your forties, if you
had married someone your age, you might have been with
someone that had been married before.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Here's the thing about that, I was I was never
gonna make Yeah, because here's why.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Because I wanted to have kids.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Wait, I can still.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
It's a heart lot heard. Maybe you know that's all
heard at forties.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah, I mean I don't know. I wasn't able to
get pregnant by twenties, but I maybe could.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Now you never know, you so you just kind of
shamed me.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Was that you never know? You're like, well me, you
never know? And I'm like I'm like, oh, maybe I
shouldn't you never know?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Don't you never you never know?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Let's see shares the exact same interest.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Now you don't want that, yeah, because you need your
own thing, and.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I'll drive you crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
You need shared interests, but you don't need to share
exactly the same interests.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Right, Like we need to go play golf like on
our own.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah, or certain shows you can watch by yourself, reading
certain book. But there needs to be like a core
group of things you enjoy doing together, but you need
to also have things you don't like doing together.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
So my daughter was with your wife having a conversation,
and I guess Kaitlyn said something about you playing PlayStation,
and so Shira looks at her and goes, grown men
play PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I got something to say to your daughter.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
No, she's just as curious.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I certainly wanted to know it's unfair.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
And then Caitlyn said, well to find grown men.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh wow, catches straight left and right over here.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Last night, my wife, Amy, her daughter, one of my
wife's friends, our friend Jackie, and two of our other
friends went to watch Sabrina Carpenter last night.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, did you guys even know who that is?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I know singer. You look A driver's license is about her?
About her? That's correct. Good job.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Oliva Rodrigo wrote that about her, wrote that about Sabrina. Yeah,
I've never been a real Sabrina fan. Her music screat
but I'm like, I'm team Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
It's pretty interesting in the rivalry.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, I don't think they're really rivals anymore now. I
think it's I mean, I know it. I know too
much guys. No, no, no, I know too much. So
it's it's about a boy. Morgan, do you know about
the boy?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yes, I know about the boy so which, by the.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Way, he might be one of the best looking guys
in pop music too. Shawn Mendes Sewn Mendez, Yeah, like
for any place guitar.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
So.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
What on her? Whoa cougar?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
And you say, I sound like a creep when you
explain the rivalry, it's it's Kamila Cabello and Sabrina Carpenter
and that's Sean Mendez and Kamilic Cobo and then their
songs written about and that's.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Kind of well, there's Olivia Rodrigo thing, which is with
Joshua Baskets it, there's another there's like there's a few.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Things happening within here, the love quadrangle. So they're fighting
over boys. Don't even know it's all real.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Because maybe Lunchbuck should do a report on it.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
No, he still gotta do.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Uh, I gotta do tesla yea, all right, Moving on
other things.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
That you don't need an oppressive career. What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
If let's say Morgan's looking for a guy, she goes,
he's gotta have an impresive career for impressive.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I think he said pressive.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Oh yeah, what does he do is a dictator? Yeah? Yeah,
actually impressive repression. I might have said that wrong.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Asssive impressive, Okay, impressive.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Career, but it helps if you have an impressive career.
The next one that you do not need to look
for substantial wealth.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Okay, I'm writing, and I think.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Most of these I'm gonna be fair here.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I think most of these are geared toward women for
thinks them things not to look forward to. And I
know that possibly could sound sexist, but I don't know
a single guy that wants to find a girl with
an impressive career or substantial wealth. And I don't think
every girl that I know did that. But I don't
know a single guy that's like, you know, what's on
my list?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
A rich lady?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, surely, but guys should be looking for that, though,
because then they get to stay home and do nothing cool.
Who would want to do that? Yeah, it would be amazing.
That'd be a great stay at home day.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
So these guys, they would look first and next.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Up is highly educated with multiple degrees, Like who cares?
That shouldn't be on you? Whatever my wife has that
I wish you didn't sometimes so smart.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Like it's just like there are arguments.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm just like I know, I'm I'll fight, like, I'll
act like I think I can win. Deep in my heart,
deep in my heart, I'm losing. Yes, sir, don't look
for those things. You can have them and that's awesome,
but make sure those aren't on the list of non negotiables.
Tom Brady is officially a minority owner of the Las

(29:50):
Vegas Vegas Raiders football team. Wow, so he owns ten
percent of the football team, which is a pretty cool news.
But I mean, he signed a one hundred million, three
hundred and five million dollars broadcas deal right with Fox.
But he can't now that he's owning a team, he
can't go on any single team facility, He can't go
to any team meetings. Prior to his job to do
the broadcasting on Fox. What he can't. So what's he

(30:12):
gonna do, Like, he's not just going to stand out
to the building and be like you're on in five
four because he can't do what they normally do. Because
he owns a team, we can't get inside the information
about other teams.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
So did he was he aware of that?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Or yes?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I think something will probably.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yes, he was aware of that, and they're paying them
all that money because he's Tom Brady, but he also
gets to be the owner of the Raiders because he's
Tom brom Brady. But he did pay for it. Kristin
Cavalari thinks that Kanye West has been cloned.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I like the story. I have two thoughts on this.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Cavalari on our podcast that she goes, I think Kanye
is a clone. Kristen Rolai that Kanye told her in
a past interview that if he ever disappeared and started
acting differently, it wouldn't really be him. She said, look
at him, compare all photo to him. It's not the
same blank in person, it's not. Don't cancel me, Hollywood.
Whenever the podcast host tried to shoot the theory down,
she doubled down, saying secret groups like the Illuminati will

(31:07):
kill those who speak the truth, rapping with I believe
this with every ounce of my body from TMZ. It's funny.
I don't believe that, but I'll see this. Didn't want
to really like Kristal Cavalary. I really liked Krista Cavalary.
I had no reason to not want to like Kristan
Cavalary except she was on MTV and I was probably like,
not relatable at all.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
She's probably way too pretty to think an ugly guy
like me needs being fun to hang around. You know.
I was like twenty eight or something.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I don't know how all the us she's so nice.
You've met her, Yes, she was so nice, not even
just like nice, because nice as a word that you
just kind of slap out there and go, it's a
pleasant experience.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
She was so kind to my wife.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Where a lot of times we'll be together and if
there's another woman, they'll just ignore my wife. Yeah, the thing,
she was so nice to my wife. She was so
nice to me. We spent like a half hour doing
a professional thing together. Like you know what, Just because
I like Crystal Cavalary, I agree Kanye's clones.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
He does act different though, like way different. I mean
that that could be just a personality thing. I think
it is right, But I think my big story is here.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I'm gonna vouch for Prista Cavalary, even though this sounds
like some crazy I don't know if you guys have
any experiences with her, but no, yeah, loved her. Don't
know her really well, but she was as warm and kind,
and I guess when people are pretty, I just don't
expect that.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, she's hot. Just even good looking guys. I'm like,
I'll bet they're They're sure
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