After David killed Goliath, Saul's son, Jonathan, fell in love with him and they may or may not have totally banged. It's not written. What is written is that for no reason whatsoever, God decided to send an evil spirit to possess Saul and make him obsessed with killing David? Why did God do this? No fucking idea.
After collecting 200 dick carvings for him and marrying his daughter, Michal, David spent almost all of his time now running away from Saul and his many attempts to murder him. Finally David decided to leave Gibeah and go meet up with Samuel a few hours away.
Saul tracked them down, but since David and Samuel were talking gibberish in a crowd of other people speaking gibberish, Saul decided to speak gibberish too and then take off all his clothes and writhe around on the ground naked for an uncomfortably long time.
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