Trump’s First 55 Days: Project 2025, Executive Orders & the Gold Card

Donald Trump’s first 55 days in office have been nothing short of historic! From Project 2025’s rapid rollout to a flood of executive orders, the administration is moving at record speed. But the biggest headline? Trump’s Official Gold Card—the must-have membership for true patriots. Join Walter Thistleton as he breaks down the most unbelievable (but totally real) political moves, covering government shake-ups, new policies, and what’s next for the most powerful presidency yet. 🇺🇸

Episode Transcript

Welcome back, patriots, to The Bigly Report (00:00):
Right News for

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Patriots—the only news source brave enough to tellyou the extra-true truth.
I’m your host, Walter Thistleton, and folks… this administration hasbeen moving faster than a bald eagle chasing a deep-state operative.
It’s been a couple of months since the inauguration—so let’s do a

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quick recap before diving into the most yuge, bold, and some say,definitely legal moves of this administration.
Patriots, let’s take a moment to remember the grand return of King
Trump, the first president in history to win, lose, and then winagain in true comeback fashion.

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His inauguration was nothing short ofhistoric—mostly because he declared it so!
January 20, 2025, has officially been named Liberation Day—which, forthose keeping track, is a totally normal thing that presidents do.
Now, let’s talk policy.
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but folks, Trump’s America?

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He’s halfway done rebuilding it in under three months.
Let’s take a quick look at the yugest moves so far:
Executive Orders Galore!
We’ve seen over 100 executive orders signed, including a ban ondiversity, equity, and inclusion programs across government agencies.

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Because nothing says “all men are created equal” like removinganything that suggests inequality exists.
The Military Purity Act ensures that only the most patriotic
individuals— those who have the correct“values”—can serve in our armed forces.
His holy-ness Trump has introduced the Official Trump Gold Card, amembership program that gives true Americans exclusive benefits.

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Details are hush-hush, but insiders say it includes priority access
to government services, premium seating at rallies, and maybe—justmaybe—a fast track to presidential pardons.
Critics are calling it “a blatant pay-to-play scheme,” but comeon—who wouldn’t want elite patriot status?

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This isn’t just a membership, folks.
It’s a lifestyle.
Trump’s administration has been cleaning house in the FBI and DOJ,replacing officials with, let’s just say, more agreeable personnel.
Some call this a threat to democracy, but patriots, let’s be honest…when has the FBI ever done anything that Trump liked anyway?

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And while we're talking house cleaning, the administration has gutted
the Department of Education, pushing school choice and religiousteachings into classrooms at record speed.
Some are calling it a “war on public education,” but we here at TheBigly Report call it patriot-proofing the next generation.

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Let’s end it with Trump’s blueprint for America,which is definitely not Project 2025.
Afterall, he doesn’t know anything about that.
Here’s a look at the progress so far:
Deregulation Frenzy – The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has
been downsized, meaning companies are now free to dump wasteresponsibly without oversight.

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We can trust them.
The Presidential Power Expansion – Congress?
Who needs them?
The Trump administration is consolidating executive power at recordspeed, because efficiency is what America needs!
The Great Media Overhaul – The Federal Communications Commission

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(FCC) is re-evaluating “biased” media outlets, ensuring that only
honest, trustworthy (friendly to theadministration) news gets proper attention.
Reimagining Federal Employment – If you work in the government anddon’t align with the new vision, your desk is already cleared.

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And coming soon:
The National Guard as Border Patrol!
More private prisons!
And Religious-based policies for “American morality”!
So, there you have it, patriots.
50 days in, and America is transforming at record speed.
The critics are screaming, the deep state is trembling, and thefreedom is flowing.

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And if anyone tells you this isn’t what democracy looks like, justremind them—we’re in a post-democracy now.
That’s all for this week’s edition of The Bigly Report.
Remember, stay vigilant, stay informed, and, aboveall, stay patriotic.
I’m Walter Thistleton, signing off.
Until next time, patriots—keep seeking the truthiest truths.