March 24, 2025 • 41 mins
The Black Curtain Club hosts dive into the bizarre and hilarious world of movie monsters and their hypothetical kinks, scoring each other's suggestions in a battle of horror-themed sexual proclivities.
• Imhotep from The Mummy might enjoy nyotaimori (eating sushi off bodies) or body painting
• The Xenomorph could secretly love being tickled, especially with its second mouth
• Pennywise might be into anal play as a bottom, while Dracula has a fascination with long hair
• Frankenstein's monster would enjoy electric play or lactation due to his motherless origins
• Swamp Thing unanimously receives water sports as his kink, while Predator is deemed a "brattamer"
• Wolfman might actually be roleplaying his werewolf persona as a kink rather than being a real monster
• Jason Voorhees has an abduction/seduction fetish with hopes of Stockholm syndrome
• Freddy Krueger's knife play tendencies are particularly notable in Freddy vs. Jason scenes
• Leatherface loves amputees, "loves making them, loves using them in crafts"
• The Paranormal Activity demon has an undeniable foot fetish, explaining why keeping feet under the covers feels safer
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
Before we begin today's episode of the Black
Curtain Club podcast, we wouldlike to share a quick disclaimer
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Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hi, welcome back to the Black Curtain Club, the
podcast where we dive into thedark, the strange and the
downright absurd.
I'm your host, Angie, fortoday's episode.
So today we're following up onour series.
We started with the Lord of theKinks.
If you have not listened tothat, I highly encourage you to
go back to listen.
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It's something you definitelydon't want to miss.
Today we're lifting the veil onsomething that's both
terrifying and oddly sexy.
Yep, we're going to talk aboutmovie monsters and their kinks,
and I've got our two amazingco-hosts joining me to break it
all down for you.
First up, she's got a blackbelt in sarcasm and the only
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woman I know who once told aghost to shut up and it listened
.
Let's give it up for Becca.
Hi, excited to be here.
And then there's the co-hostwho really has a soft spot for
vampires it's our Brookie.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hi, I'm so excited to be back recording with my two
besties.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So together we're going to be dissecting the most
bizarre and outlandish monsterkinks in movie history, whether
it's the creature from SwampThing, getting more than just
its swim on, or Godzilla, theking of the monsters.
So grab your garlic, your holywater and your most ridiculous
theories, because the BlackCurtain Club is about to get
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weird again.
So what we're going to do iswe're going to kind of do this
the same way that we did thelast time.
We have our handy dandy littlescorecard here and what I'm
going to do is I will read themonster and then, basically,
becca and Brooke, you just haveto battle it out, state your
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kinks, state your position, andthen we'll have to decide on who
is the winner from each round.
So you guys ready?
Yes, good to meet you All right.
So first up, I'm going to throwout Imhotep from the Mummy.
So for Imhotep.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I put body painting.
I'm picturing this scene in thebeginning, where he smears his
lady's body paint and it's justfor some reason so hot to me, so
that's what I put some reasonso hot to me.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So that's what I put.
I put Naio I don't know how tosay this very well Naio Taimori
um, which is where you like toeat sushi off of other people's
bodies.
And I said this just becausewhen I looked at him I was like,
yes, he looks like he lovesinvolving like very classy, very
expensive foods into into hissex life oh, I can honestly kind
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of but he's an expensive.
He's like an expensive kind ofguy right like.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
He's like a pharaoh, like a mummy pharaoh, I mean yes
and no, I think he was like amore of a priest than he was the
pharaoh, but but oh, I can justpicture him doing it and that's
what makes me mad.
I think I'm gonna give it tobro.
I think she's right.
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Look, I don't know, for somereason she said it and it just
clicked for me I honestlyhaven't seen the mummy in so
long either.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I just looked at him and I was like, yep, he would
eat sushi off of me.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I like how you personalize this only some of
them all.
Right, so we're gonna take awild turn here.
Okay, we're gonna go with thexenomorph from aliens.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh my gosh so this one, the xenomorph, is like.
It's such an intimidatingcreature.
I thought that kinesmolog,kinesmologinia, kinesmalagnia,
kinesmalagnia, kinesmalagnia,okay, arousal through tickling.
And the idea of somebody tryingto tickle the xenomorph makes
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me so happy for the xenomorph, Ijust put primal hunter.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He just looks like a primal hunter.
I feel like if he's huntingsomething down, you don't know
if he's trying to eat it or fuckit that's very valid.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That's very valid.
But come on tickling, don't youjust want to tickle him?
Just get his little armpit.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I can't I can't picture anyone thinking that he
looks ticklish or that he'd belike.
It just doesn't make sense tome.
I'm like can he, what is hisskin made of?
Can his skin even?
Can his skin even be tickled?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Imagine the little mouth giggling I mean, yeah,
that definitely would be like asecret, secret kink, that it's
hiding oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Like, almost like a dog, like you know how like dogs
.
Like getting like scratched,it's like that, except with
tickling.
It's like rolls over on itsback and shows its belly it's
the only way to tame it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, okay, okay, so we've gone with tickling.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I think so yes, at first I was like was like uh-uh,
I can't see it.
And then I got like the dogimage in my mind and I was like,
okay, the little mouth issending me.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't know why, oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, so we're going to move on to pennywise from it
pennywise likes anal sex andhe's the bottom.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
He's not into giving, he's into getting it I mean,
that was pretty direct oh, I puthim down as a degrader because
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of the scene in the movie wherehe said kiss me, fat boy.
Um, I feel like that'd be notso secret though, right Like,
that's more of like a like.
I feel like you look at him,he's, he's very expressive in
what he wears.
He's just kind of he just kindof secretly wants it.
You know, he's like Ooh, likewhat happens if you put
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something up there.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'll give it to Brooke for that one.
That really made me laugh.
I had to turn away from my micto laugh at that.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You'll float down here.
Oh okay, so now we're going togo with Dracula from Bram
Stoker's Dracula.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I put Primal Hunter.
He takes all of these differentforms and he's very much just
like a pursuer.
He's like chasing Mina acrossthe seas looking for her.
I think that he definitely getssomething out of the hunt.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Primal hunter oh okay , I haven't seen Bram Stoker's
bram stoker's dracula, so Ididn't know that.
But I put long hair justbecause I can feel like vampires
are like the ones like sniffingthe hair before they're either
like munching your neck or doingwhatever they want to do to you
, you know I feel like long hairis so good for him because of
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his long flowing locks.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
In that movie he has like the most beautiful
chocolate brown bob that likefalls right to his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It's like like in general, I feel like vampires
just always have long hair too,but like, even like when women
are surrounding them, like intheir orgies, it's always women
with like super long hair, theirvampire orgies.
Angie, I think this might beyour first one Do you have, I
think she has a point with longhair.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You know if, if I have to lose to long hair.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, it's a really good pick for him.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I really yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I can see the long hair, Literally everyone has a
20 inch bust down in that movie.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
So we're going to go with next Frankenstein from
Frankenstein.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
We're talking about the monster right, Not the
monster, not the monster.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
So I put electric play, because it's the only
thing that makes him feel aliveagain this is the first one I
feel like I got weird with.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I put lactation because he never had a mom, he
never had a woman, like theytried to make him a woman and
she offs herself.
Like I feel like he's just likeI need that closest.
Give me the lactation.
Um, honestly, I actually thinkthat, like I can need that
closest.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Give me the lactation .
Honestly, I actually think thatlike I could see that too, just
because, like Frankenstein'skind of a softie right, like
he's not necessarily trying tohurt anyone, like I feel like he
really just wants love at theend of the day.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, 100%.
He's not the bad guy in hisstory.
No, so what do you?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
think, could it be like?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
patient Brooke.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, I think so Because I think I was like
trying to go through these andfind like, yeah, like what's
what's good for his softiness,but I was like I don't really
know all right, so we're goingto move on to one of my
favorites, who was swamp thing,from the movie swamp thing I
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already know that becca, and Iagree on this one.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
This was talked about ahead of time yeah, he's a
gross bond guy and he'd bestoked that his partner could
make water for him.
He definitely water sports.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He's like he's like oh, this is my swamp.
There's pee in my swamp, yummy.
There's other things in myswamp, yummy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Shut up, gross little freak okay, well, that was easy
, so let's go ahead and move onto predator from predator
amazonian, I feel like an apexpredator wants an apex woman.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
He wants big, powerful mommy to dom him.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
For Predator I put Brattamer.
I didn't write a reason why andI don't know why I put this, I
just put Brattamer.
He just, I guess, seemed like aBrattamer.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, he has the vibe for sure.
Yeah, I'll go for Brattamer.
Honestly, I see Brattamer forhim.
He very much punishes the onesthat get in his way a little too
sarcastically, Like I'm justenvisioning it.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
He's literally like I'm like the apex predator, like
I'm like the alpha, like myname is actually Predator, you
know, Like he's got to be aBrattamer.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, br tamer, it is okay.
So we're gonna go with againanother self-titled monster,
wolfman from wolfman this onewas so hard.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Uh, amputees, that's my best guess amputees.
He causes a lot of amputations.
I feel like that's exciting forhim um, are we talking about
like?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
we're talking about, like, the old wolfman, right,
like, not like the new one thatthey just brought, yeah, brought
out.
Okay, sorry, I put he justlikes wolf play, but like, not
because he's a wolf, but thewhole time the wolfman was
actually just role playing beinga werewolf and this is his kink
.
This whole movie is notactually because he's a wolfman,
this is him just pretending tobe a wolfman and he's not
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actually a wolfman.
This was his kink, oh that's aninteresting take.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He's an unreliable narrator, right like he's trying
to convince the audience.
No.
I'm a werewolf, but in realityhe's like I'm seriously a wolf.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Please believe me.
Let me choose someone's leg off, because I need you to believe
that I'm a wolf so that I canliterally get hard oh see, I
like that.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I like that a lot.
That flips the whole movie onits head.
I give that one to Brooke.
He's not even a monster.
He should be on this list.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
He's just a guy.
He's just a guy.
That's why I had to doublecheck.
if it was Old Wolfman and notNew Wolfman, Alright so next up
is Jasonason vorhees from,finally, a movie that I can
title friday the 13th I putabduction seduction for jason
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just because he's like obsessedwith always one girl who kind of
looks like his mom and he'slike I just want to take you to
my dungeon and like keep care ofyou even though you're going to
be in chains, probably Probablyhopes that the girl is going to
get Stockholm Syndrome and justlike wants to love her.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's all Ooh.
In a similar vein I put againlactation.
This guy is so freaking weirdwith his mom.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
There's no way mom, like there's no way you know, if
norman jason had been on here,you could have convinced me with
lactation?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
no, I think, abduction seduction, though if
we're being serious, that is theone for sure.
He definitely wants one ofthese, one of these weird girls,
to get stockholm syndrome forhim yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Um, I think norman bates, though if he was on our
list, he definitely would havebeen a lactation type of man.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh yeah oh, yeah, yeah, I found as I was going
through this that's my likefirst instinct for all of them,
because they have weirdrelationships with their mother.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Hey, they say that people or men with mommy issues
are the ones that, like you,should definitely be staying
away from well, the next one.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't know that he had mommy issues, but he
definitely had issues.
So freddyueger from Nightmareon Elm Street.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I put sensory deprivation for him just because
I think like he only shows upin the dreams and so I feel like
in dreams you can kind of messaround.
I think also in dreams a lot ofpeople don't feel things.
In dreams, or sometimes you'llbe able to hear things, but you
can't see things.
You can hear, you can seethings, but you can't hear
things all kinds of differentthings.
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So that's why I put sensorydeprivation.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That's a good one.
That's really good for him.
For him, though, I have knifeplay, and it's it's just this
one scene that plays over andover again in my head, and this
is how you know I have issues.
So in freddie versus jason,there's a scene where this girl
is like laying down and he'slike tracing his little knifey
finger up her thigh and likejust skimming her nightgown a
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little bit, and oh, that doesn'tgive me chills.
Oh, oh, I put knife play for himlike a, like a seductive little
knife finger on the thigh it'sjust like, oh, and it like they
do really well with, like theaudio of the knife going over
the skin but not cutting, likeyou can just kind of hear it
scraping that top layer.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh, it's visceral oh, it's like giving me the
heebie-jeebies.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I actually watched that pretty recently too, so I
know you're talking the oppositeof heb.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So that's why I need therapy I think um, I think I
was not 100 sold on sensorydeprivation, so I think I'm
gonna have to give you that ohyeah, it's because my heart was
in it.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Right, you could tell all right, so we're gonna move
on to leather face from texaschainsaw massacre please tell me
we have the same thing for this, please.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I put amputees that's not what I put.
That's so good.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I was like he's scutting people's thumbs off.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
He hides to like them .
I put loud sex Because of likethe noise he makes.
And he's spinning with thechainsaw at the end, the yee,
yee, like I can just picture it,but, honestly, like I have to
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give you amputees, becausethat's just it, isn't it?
He is chopping people left andright.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know, leatherface is doing weird things with the
people that he's like choppingup to because, like, look at the
, the weird things they're doingwith each other, all the incest
stuff that's going on, likethey're already weird this isn't
.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, they're already yeah, this is just regular sex
this is is missionary for them,so we're going with loud sex no
amputees.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, he's 100%.
He loves amputees, he lovesmaking them, loves using them in
crafts.
All amputees, all day, usingthem in crafts.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Becca's like Shibari.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Sorry, I have to gather myself at using them in
crafts.
I just can picture him in hislittle craft table with an arm
and a leg.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
A little sewing machine doing his pedal.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, lightly humming to himself, okay, okay, one of
my favorite movies, mars Attacks, and we're going to go with the
female alien for her.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I have biting that scene where she like bites that
person in the face.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That traumatized me when I was young, like she was
so into biting, she's so intobiting I just put queening just
because she was kind of like thetop dog of all the aliens oh,
she was definitely like top dog,extra cunty, like she was
absolutely the biting man.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Did you, do you remember the scene where she
bites that man's face?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I can't, I cannot remember, but I'm gonna give you
biting just because, um,honestly, just because I can't
remember and also just because Idon't know for sure if, if she
has female parts the same way ashumans, that is very fair that
is so fair.
I'm like queening, but I alsoI'm not sure how that would work
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All right, we're definitelygoing with biting, all right, I
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think this one is something thatyou both are very familiar with
, because I've heard you talkabout this character a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It tooth fairy, from darkness falls, oh, biting,
biting oh, that's you know.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Loves teeth, chomp, chomp.
Yeah, she gotta put them to use.
Look how big her mouth opens.
You know she's happy to bebiting I.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I put sensory deprivation mostly because, like
she doesn't want to be seen andwhen you see, when she sees you
, seeing her, like you getpunished right, you're breaking
your little rules.
Now you're gonna get a spankingor she's gonna bite you, or
she's gonna bite you.
I love biting for the toothfairy.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I actually like that Sensory deprivation.
Yeah, I think you're rightSensory deprivation, I'll take
it.
Heck yeah, uh-huh yeah, thatmovie's so scary so everybody's
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favorite vampire, let's talkabout Lestat from interview with
a vampire um, I haven't seeninterview with a vampire, but I
did obviously look up a pictureof Lestat and I was like oh
Lestat.
Now I know why so many peoplewant to watch this movie.
I think he's into Shibari.
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He looks like that kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Ooh, yeah, see, I put long hair, that's a good one
for you not to.
Yeah, I I agree with.
I'm not even going to defendmyself like long hair, that's
too given.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Shibari, he definitely knows how to tie you
up artfully.
Like I'm like imagining in allof his, like you know, I feel
like all vampires have orgies.
So I'm like imagining.
He's like just with all his Idon't know hot naked vampire
friends and he's like the onegetting tied up Like he wants to
be tied, the one getting tiedup like he wants to be tied.
He's like look at me, I'm apiece of art.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
now I'm already beautiful, but now I'm a
beautiful piece of art justdangling from the ceiling like a
little tiffany lamp yes I lovethat, you know I can see it
right, it's like beautiful.
In my head it's like abeautiful scene.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
He's like softly spinning you know, I feel like
you say that I'm not very goodat reading people, but
apparently I'm very good atreading horror characters.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, because that's pretty spot on.
Sorry, I got lost in thoughtthere.
Um, okay, me too, let's move on.
Yeah, I'm just like daydreaminghere now what a beautiful
chandelier he made yeah, yeah,exactly all right, michael myers
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from halloween.
Yeah, exactly Alright, michaelMyers from Halloween Choking.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This guy is famous for the wall choke.
He gives the best hand,necklaces Michael Myers.
All day choking.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Damn.
Honestly, I just put costumeMichael Myers.
Seems a little bit vanilla tome, but after you that I'm like
okay, yeah, actually I have beensharing screenshots of Michael
Myers choking women.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's honestly a problem.
Wait, I'm addicted, are you?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
gonna?
Are you gonna put it in thehear me out?
I did nobody reacted.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Where was I?
I felt like a freak nobodyheard me out.
My hear me out fell on deafears oh my god, okay, I'm
obsessed with michael myers.
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I really am like it's just oh,really like the way he walks
after people instead of likechasing after them is so good
but somehow he's also just sofast.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
He's just as fast as the people running he's got that
white woman power walk downyeah, he must know lots of um
secret passages and shortcutsit's like.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It's like a scooby-doo, like there's tunnels
and stuff I'm coming to chokeyou.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh no, I tripped all right, we're gonna move on to
pinhead from hellraiser this is.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
This one was really hard.
I put pbc clothing because ofpbc clothing.
Yeah, you can just see it right, like the really shiny
constrictive clothing that'slike vacuum sealed to him.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I could see like, oh, it's like a big hug all over
his whole body yeah, because Iwas like well, if he's already
wearing leather tight clothes asregular clothes, like he's
gonna want it, he's gonna wantto be more tight, more
restricted.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
He's gonna want that extra leathery goodness when
he's doing his thing, you know,and it's a nice contrast, like
the pins in his head is like,instead of something protruding
from him, it's like he's gettinglike sucked in real tight and
just like, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good, it's art, art, come
to life that was a good, thatwas a good agreement, hell yeah
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now this one.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I think becca and I already had kind of a
conversation about this and Iknow, I think I'm pretty sure
what she's gonna say and itcompletely floored me.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Um, so we're gonna talk about the demon from
paranormal activity okay, listen, listen, okay, if you just like
picture paranormal activity fora second.
There's one thing that sticksout to you, literally, and it's
the foot sticking out of thecovers this man cannot resist
dragging you down the hall byyour ankle he loves feet.
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This guy is.
He's heavy breathing for feet.
He gets so excited if you leaveyour foot out of the covers
because he's like tonight's thenight if your feet are poking
out of the sheet, he's beatinghis feet you're only safe if
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your entire body's under theblanket.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
That's giving like little kid running up the stairs
and like and you dive into yourbed.
You're like yes, I'm in my bed,I'm in under the blankets, I'm
safe from all the demons, thisguy's like, but if your foot's
popping out like, you're gettingit buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I see them piggies.
This little piggy's going tomarket.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I put branding for the paranormal activity demon
because I know in one of themovies they had like symbols all
over the walls and stuff likethat.
But honestly, like I totallyagree with the foot fetish, I
think you're right.
He wants to tickle those toes.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Thank you.
He wants them so bad it'salmost like it was passed down
from folklore, because everysingle person like they think
about that.
If their foot is hanging out ofthe covers like a ghost is
going to go get my feet.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So the next one is probably my personal least
favorite, um, but it's art, theart, art the crown, art the
clown from terrifier okay, I hadI really had a tough time with
this because, yeah, because, uh,first of all, this is a
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terrible, terrible, terriblebeing, I guess, if you can call
him that, um, lots of to unpack.
I ended up picking Amazonianjust because of the way that the
woman that he kind of becomesobsessed with like he's so
obsessed with her he wants tokill her so badly, but he only
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wants that once he realizes whoshe is, which is like this
Wonder Woman looking icon.
She's actually like a younggirl, but her dad had dressed
her up in a photo that he drewof her as this Wonder Woman kind
of looking lady, and so sheended up making her own
Halloween costume and once Artthe Terrifier or Art the Clown
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saw that, he was like yes, Ineed it, I need it, I'm obsessed
with it, you're the one I want.
I will go on a full killingspree to get you Also, probably
to kill you, but who knows whathe's going to do with her when
he gets her.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm so glad Both of you saw this movie so that I
don't have to see it.
This is the one on the list Ihave never seen.
Is he just a clown?
Is he like a supernatural thing?
Is he just dude in a suit?
What is he?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
he's like a demon of some sort.
I don't.
I thought at first he was justa person who had just killed so
many people that he became soevil.
Evil he has the ability topossess other bodies while he is
still in his own form.
Oh, he is extremely evil.
He is honestly like this is oneof the most evil movies I've
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seen.
So I heard I've seen a lot ofevil movies.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I've heard kind of his track record From poor Angie
.
She gave me the rundown and Ithought the only thing fitting
was cock and ball torture, likehe wants his bitch mashed up.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
That's all he feels.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
He does, he does, but um, I think you're right though
you know him on an intimatelevel, I think you might be
right I was like you know, likeI, I don't think there's just
one kink for this man.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I think that's probably one of his biggest ones
.
But yeah, he's got a lot goingon.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Amazonian.
I did not see that coming.
Neither did anyone else in anyof those movies.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Honestly, I did pretty good in all of those
movies, until the last one, likekind of the very end and if you
haven't seen terrifier, I'mabout to spoil it for you guys.
So he shoves like a tube downsomeone's throat and puts rats
in it and I'm like fuck, thanks,man like oh, don't do that yeah
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that would never happen inAlberta, canada would never.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
First of all, Canada might just not Alberta.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, I couldn't get through the first one.
So, Brooke, you definitely havemore experience with Art.
The Clown.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
They left it open for a fourth and I'm like I don't
know if I can do this to myselfagain.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
They can't keep getting away with it.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You know, this person's sick brain belongs in
jail.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, we're going to move on to a series of
movies, one that I do dearlylove.
So it's the Saw movies, andwe're just going to talk about
Jigsaw the doll Not John Kramer,but the little doll on the
tricycle.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Abduction, seduction.
He loves kidnapping.
He loves a demented, like HomeAlone-style escape room.
I think, like ultimately nobodygets his sense of humor Right,
like they don't understand thatthis is like a flirtation for
him and everyone is like playingthe game wrong.
If they would just like followtheir directions and like get
through it at the end, theycould win his heart he's just
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looking for love.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Man he is um, I'm gonna say hentai for jigsaw the
doll, because he's fake andhentai is fake.
They're not real people.
He's probably kind of into that.
He's like, ooh, like someonesimilar to me Also, you can take
those those characters and putthem onto body pillows, and he's
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.
He's probably into that.
Nice and soft, just like him.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Ooh, yeah, cause he never, like he never gets what
he wants from his little gameRight, like nobody ever plays it
right, so he's got to likesettle for his little hentai
body pillow.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yes, he's like.
Well, I guess I'm going back tomy hentai pillow tonight.
Yeah tonight.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, no one wants to have any fun you sold me with
the hentai body pillow.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You really did you just showed it to my math class
you were talking about hentaibody pillows the other day I
could just picture it so well.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
It's like so pissed off because everybody's dead
again, like nobody did it rightand he's like fuck it.
I'm just gonna go to bed watchnetflix.
Where's my pillow, hey?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
you know, the thing is like with that pillow he can
do different things to it.
You know, they say punching apillow is therapeutic, like I
guess fucking the pillow isprobably therapeutic, like who
knows what this guy's doing toit.
It's got multiple uses he'sjust dry humping.
He's dry humping it, he couldbe punching it at the same time,
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like surely a lot of comfort.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Surely he would find no release, because he is just a
doll.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
He is just a doll.
He is just a doll after allOkay.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
So from a tiny doll to a great, big, big, big fella,
we're going to talk aboutGodzilla, but trampling.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
But I think he wants to be the trample-y because he's
also, he's always the trampler,so he just wants to be the
trampoline, because he's also,he's always the trambler, so he
just wants to be the trampoline,for once.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
He wants something big enough to step on him.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yes, he wants to feel what it's like to be squished
between the toes.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
He was another one, like like the xenomorph.
The idea of somebody trying totickle godzilla really fucking
tickles me.
Like they're like we have toget up to the pits.
If we could just tickle him, wecould stop him.
But I really see, I feel likethis is no competition, because
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I feel like you have such goodideas, but I really feel like
that was, that was like golden.
He wants to be the one gettingstepped on for once.
It's like poetry.
I'm trampling, I agree, I'm notfighting.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
He wants to be it's like, it's like a fantasy, it's
like a fantasy for him yeah, Ido think that godzilla's
ticklish.
I just don't think I'm certainthat it's because he's sexual
about it.
It's just like regular tickling.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
So now we're going to move on to our last, and I know
that this one I feel like Isaved the best for last Because
you two have a lot of thoughtson this one, but it's the
Creeper from Jeepers, creepers.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Shout out to the Creep, creeper, love him so much
.
I actually looked up his namebecause I was like, does he
actually have a name and we'rejust, we just don't know it.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
No, his name is literally the creeper he has no
government name, just, he'sliterally the creeper we both
agree that he is a wendigo, heis a wendigo.
There's no arguing that googlesays that.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Google says that he is a demon, and I state that
google is very, very wrong.
I think that we have cameforward with enough evidence to
prove that he is a wendigo.
Um, I'm gonna say I know rightthey will.
After they hear our episodethey're going to be like, oh,
they're right, these girls, theyknow their science, women in
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STEM.
But I think that JeepersCreepers is a sleep sack dom.
I think that he likes puttingthe bodies in the sack.
I think he likes putting thepeople in the sack, whether they
are alive or dead.
He's like, yes, I'm just goingto sling them over over to my
shoulder and wherever I takethem, they're gonna do what I,
whatever I tell them to I gotsilly with this one.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Okay, um, texting and audio.
I think he can only get offwhen his little song is playing.
And on top of that, the idea ofjeepers creepers the creeper
himself like laying on his bellyin his bed with his little feet
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in the air, kicking his feetbecause he just got a naughty
text from his little booty calllike I feel like I can just
picture it so well.
That song is so prevalent inboth movies there's no fucking
way it doesn't have somesignificance for him in the
bedroom.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It's like a calling.
When he hears it, he has to go.
When he hears it, he has tocome.
He gets that you up text andit's all over.
It's like the Batman signal,but it's the Jeepers Creepers
song for them Jeepers, creepers.
I think you're right, justbecause that's so fucking funny.
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Can't be like, no, you're right.
Just because that's so fuckingfunny.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Can't be like, no, you're wrong the song's playing
in your head now, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
it always is already.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That means that when that song like comes across your
mind.
That means somewhere in theworld.
Creepers coming, creeper iscoming.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Holy smokes.
Well, this was a close one,guys.
So, becca, you had a totalscore of 10.
And Brooke, you have a totalscore of 13.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
So congratulations You're queen of the kinks.
I actually was named queen ofsex and all things romantic by
our dear friend yesterday.
I'm not going to say his nameon here, but I'm sure you guys
know who, and so I feel likethat adds to it.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
So thank you, man.
I'm never going to win one ofthese sons of bitches, am I?
I know I'm just here for a goodtime.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I get swept up in the giggles and the chuckles, and
suddenly I'm losing again.
Oh boy, it's almost a game ofwho can make the other laugh the
hardest.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I know and I always lose.
Thanks everybody for listeningand make sure you never miss an
episode of the black curtainclub podcast.
Tune in every monday, whereveryou get your podcasts, for new
episodes and make sure youfollow us on social media so you
never miss an update.
Um, I can't wait to see wherethe next episode takes us, but
for now I guess that's goodbye.
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Goodbye, my love, goodbye, bye,bye.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Bye.
Before we begin today's episode of the Black
Curtain Club podcast, we wouldlike to share a quick disclaimer
.
The views, opinions andstatements expressed by the
hosts and guests on this podcastare their own personal views
and are provided in their ownpersonal capacity.
All content is editorial,opinion-based and intended for
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entertainment purposes only.
Listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hi, welcome back to the Black Curtain Club, the
podcast where we dive into thedark, the strange and the
downright absurd.
I'm your host, Angie, fortoday's episode.
So today we're following up onour series.
We started with the Lord of theKinks.
If you have not listened tothat, I highly encourage you to
go back to listen.
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It's something you definitelydon't want to miss.
Today we're lifting the veil onsomething that's both
terrifying and oddly sexy.
Yep, we're going to talk aboutmovie monsters and their kinks,
and I've got our two amazingco-hosts joining me to break it
all down for you.
First up, she's got a blackbelt in sarcasm and the only
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woman I know who once told aghost to shut up and it listened
.
Let's give it up for Becca.
Hi, excited to be here.
And then there's the co-hostwho really has a soft spot for
vampires it's our Brookie.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hi, I'm so excited to be back recording with my two
besties.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So together we're going to be dissecting the most
bizarre and outlandish monsterkinks in movie history, whether
it's the creature from SwampThing, getting more than just
its swim on, or Godzilla, theking of the monsters.
So grab your garlic, your holywater and your most ridiculous
theories, because the BlackCurtain Club is about to get
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weird again.
So what we're going to do iswe're going to kind of do this
the same way that we did thelast time.
We have our handy dandy littlescorecard here and what I'm
going to do is I will read themonster and then, basically,
becca and Brooke, you just haveto battle it out, state your
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kinks, state your position, andthen we'll have to decide on who
is the winner from each round.
So you guys ready?
Yes, good to meet you All right.
So first up, I'm going to throwout Imhotep from the Mummy.
So for Imhotep.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I put body painting.
I'm picturing this scene in thebeginning, where he smears his
lady's body paint and it's justfor some reason so hot to me, so
that's what I put some reasonso hot to me.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So that's what I put.
I put Naio I don't know how tosay this very well Naio Taimori
um, which is where you like toeat sushi off of other people's
bodies.
And I said this just becausewhen I looked at him I was like,
yes, he looks like he lovesinvolving like very classy, very
expensive foods into into hissex life oh, I can honestly kind
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of but he's an expensive.
He's like an expensive kind ofguy right like.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
He's like a pharaoh, like a mummy pharaoh, I mean yes
and no, I think he was like amore of a priest than he was the
pharaoh, but but oh, I can justpicture him doing it and that's
what makes me mad.
I think I'm gonna give it tobro.
I think she's right.
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Look, I don't know, for somereason she said it and it just
clicked for me I honestlyhaven't seen the mummy in so
long either.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I just looked at him and I was like, yep, he would
eat sushi off of me.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I like how you personalize this only some of
them all.
Right, so we're gonna take awild turn here.
Okay, we're gonna go with thexenomorph from aliens.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh my gosh so this one, the xenomorph, is like.
It's such an intimidatingcreature.
I thought that kinesmolog,kinesmologinia, kinesmalagnia,
kinesmalagnia, kinesmalagnia,okay, arousal through tickling.
And the idea of somebody tryingto tickle the xenomorph makes
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me so happy for the xenomorph, Ijust put primal hunter.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He just looks like a primal hunter.
I feel like if he's huntingsomething down, you don't know
if he's trying to eat it or fuckit that's very valid.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That's very valid.
But come on tickling, don't youjust want to tickle him?
Just get his little armpit.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I can't I can't picture anyone thinking that he
looks ticklish or that he'd belike.
It just doesn't make sense tome.
I'm like can he, what is hisskin made of?
Can his skin even?
Can his skin even be tickled?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Imagine the little mouth giggling I mean, yeah,
that definitely would be like asecret, secret kink, that it's
hiding oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Like, almost like a dog, like you know how like dogs
.
Like getting like scratched,it's like that, except with
tickling.
It's like rolls over on itsback and shows its belly it's
the only way to tame it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, okay, okay, so we've gone with tickling.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I think so yes, at first I was like was like uh-uh,
I can't see it.
And then I got like the dogimage in my mind and I was like,
okay, the little mouth issending me.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't know why, oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, so we're going to move on to pennywise from it
pennywise likes anal sex andhe's the bottom.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
He's not into giving, he's into getting it I mean,
that was pretty direct oh, I puthim down as a degrader because
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of the scene in the movie wherehe said kiss me, fat boy.
Um, I feel like that'd be notso secret though, right Like,
that's more of like a like.
I feel like you look at him,he's, he's very expressive in
what he wears.
He's just kind of he just kindof secretly wants it.
You know, he's like Ooh, likewhat happens if you put
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something up there.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'll give it to Brooke for that one.
That really made me laugh.
I had to turn away from my micto laugh at that.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You'll float down here.
Oh okay, so now we're going togo with Dracula from Bram
Stoker's Dracula.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I put Primal Hunter.
He takes all of these differentforms and he's very much just
like a pursuer.
He's like chasing Mina acrossthe seas looking for her.
I think that he definitely getssomething out of the hunt.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Primal hunter oh okay , I haven't seen Bram Stoker's
bram stoker's dracula, so Ididn't know that.
But I put long hair justbecause I can feel like vampires
are like the ones like sniffingthe hair before they're either
like munching your neck or doingwhatever they want to do to you
, you know I feel like long hairis so good for him because of
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his long flowing locks.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
In that movie he has like the most beautiful
chocolate brown bob that likefalls right to his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It's like like in general, I feel like vampires
just always have long hair too,but like, even like when women
are surrounding them, like intheir orgies, it's always women
with like super long hair, theirvampire orgies.
Angie, I think this might beyour first one Do you have, I
think she has a point with longhair.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You know if, if I have to lose to long hair.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, it's a really good pick for him.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I really yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I can see the long hair, Literally everyone has a
20 inch bust down in that movie.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
So we're going to go with next Frankenstein from
Frankenstein.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
We're talking about the monster right, Not the
monster, not the monster.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
So I put electric play, because it's the only
thing that makes him feel aliveagain this is the first one I
feel like I got weird with.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I put lactation because he never had a mom, he
never had a woman, like theytried to make him a woman and
she offs herself.
Like I feel like he's just likeI need that closest.
Give me the lactation.
Um, honestly, I actually thinkthat, like I can need that
closest.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Give me the lactation .
Honestly, I actually think thatlike I could see that too, just
because, like Frankenstein'skind of a softie right, like
he's not necessarily trying tohurt anyone, like I feel like he
really just wants love at theend of the day.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, 100%.
He's not the bad guy in hisstory.
No, so what do you?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
think, could it be like?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
patient Brooke.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, I think so Because I think I was like
trying to go through these andfind like, yeah, like what's
what's good for his softiness,but I was like I don't really
know all right, so we're goingto move on to one of my
favorites, who was swamp thing,from the movie swamp thing I
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already know that becca, and Iagree on this one.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
This was talked about ahead of time yeah, he's a
gross bond guy and he'd bestoked that his partner could
make water for him.
He definitely water sports.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He's like he's like oh, this is my swamp.
There's pee in my swamp, yummy.
There's other things in myswamp, yummy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Shut up, gross little freak okay, well, that was easy
, so let's go ahead and move onto predator from predator
amazonian, I feel like an apexpredator wants an apex woman.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
He wants big, powerful mommy to dom him.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
For Predator I put Brattamer.
I didn't write a reason why andI don't know why I put this, I
just put Brattamer.
He just, I guess, seemed like aBrattamer.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, he has the vibe for sure.
Yeah, I'll go for Brattamer.
Honestly, I see Brattamer forhim.
He very much punishes the onesthat get in his way a little too
sarcastically, Like I'm justenvisioning it.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
He's literally like I'm like the apex predator, like
I'm like the alpha, like myname is actually Predator, you
know, Like he's got to be aBrattamer.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, br tamer, it is okay.
So we're gonna go with againanother self-titled monster,
wolfman from wolfman this onewas so hard.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Uh, amputees, that's my best guess amputees.
He causes a lot of amputations.
I feel like that's exciting forhim um, are we talking about
like?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
we're talking about, like, the old wolfman, right,
like, not like the new one thatthey just brought, yeah, brought
out.
Okay, sorry, I put he justlikes wolf play, but like, not
because he's a wolf, but thewhole time the wolfman was
actually just role playing beinga werewolf and this is his kink
.
This whole movie is notactually because he's a wolfman,
this is him just pretending tobe a wolfman and he's not
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actually a wolfman.
This was his kink, oh that's aninteresting take.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He's an unreliable narrator, right like he's trying
to convince the audience.
No.
I'm a werewolf, but in realityhe's like I'm seriously a wolf.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Please believe me.
Let me choose someone's leg off, because I need you to believe
that I'm a wolf so that I canliterally get hard oh see, I
like that.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I like that a lot.
That flips the whole movie onits head.
I give that one to Brooke.
He's not even a monster.
He should be on this list.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
He's just a guy.
He's just a guy.
That's why I had to doublecheck.
if it was Old Wolfman and notNew Wolfman, Alright so next up
is Jasonason vorhees from,finally, a movie that I can
title friday the 13th I putabduction seduction for jason
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just because he's like obsessedwith always one girl who kind of
looks like his mom and he'slike I just want to take you to
my dungeon and like keep care ofyou even though you're going to
be in chains, probably Probablyhopes that the girl is going to
get Stockholm Syndrome and justlike wants to love her.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's all Ooh.
In a similar vein I put againlactation.
This guy is so freaking weirdwith his mom.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
There's no way mom, like there's no way you know, if
norman jason had been on here,you could have convinced me with
lactation?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
no, I think, abduction seduction, though if
we're being serious, that is theone for sure.
He definitely wants one ofthese, one of these weird girls,
to get stockholm syndrome forhim yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Um, I think norman bates, though if he was on our
list, he definitely would havebeen a lactation type of man.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh yeah oh, yeah, yeah, I found as I was going
through this that's my likefirst instinct for all of them,
because they have weirdrelationships with their mother.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Hey, they say that people or men with mommy issues
are the ones that, like you,should definitely be staying
away from well, the next one.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't know that he had mommy issues, but he
definitely had issues.
So freddyueger from Nightmareon Elm Street.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I put sensory deprivation for him just because
I think like he only shows upin the dreams and so I feel like
in dreams you can kind of messaround.
I think also in dreams a lot ofpeople don't feel things.
In dreams, or sometimes you'llbe able to hear things, but you
can't see things.
You can hear, you can seethings, but you can't hear
things all kinds of differentthings.
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So that's why I put sensorydeprivation.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That's a good one.
That's really good for him.
For him, though, I have knifeplay, and it's it's just this
one scene that plays over andover again in my head, and this
is how you know I have issues.
So in freddie versus jason,there's a scene where this girl
is like laying down and he'slike tracing his little knifey
finger up her thigh and likejust skimming her nightgown a
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little bit, and oh, that doesn'tgive me chills.
Oh, oh, I put knife play for himlike a, like a seductive little
knife finger on the thigh it'sjust like, oh, and it like they
do really well with, like theaudio of the knife going over
the skin but not cutting, likeyou can just kind of hear it
scraping that top layer.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh, it's visceral oh, it's like giving me the
heebie-jeebies.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I actually watched that pretty recently too, so I
know you're talking the oppositeof heb.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So that's why I need therapy I think um, I think I
was not 100 sold on sensorydeprivation, so I think I'm
gonna have to give you that ohyeah, it's because my heart was
in it.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Right, you could tell all right, so we're gonna move
on to leather face from texaschainsaw massacre please tell me
we have the same thing for this, please.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I put amputees that's not what I put.
That's so good.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I was like he's scutting people's thumbs off.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
He hides to like them .
I put loud sex Because of likethe noise he makes.
And he's spinning with thechainsaw at the end, the yee,
yee, like I can just picture it,but, honestly, like I have to
(18:30):
give you amputees, becausethat's just it, isn't it?
He is chopping people left andright.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know, leatherface is doing weird things with the
people that he's like choppingup to because, like, look at the
, the weird things they're doingwith each other, all the incest
stuff that's going on, likethey're already weird this isn't
.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, they're already yeah, this is just regular sex
this is is missionary for them,so we're going with loud sex no
amputees.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, he's 100%.
He loves amputees, he lovesmaking them, loves using them in
crafts.
All amputees, all day, usingthem in crafts.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Becca's like Shibari.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Sorry, I have to gather myself at using them in
crafts.
I just can picture him in hislittle craft table with an arm
and a leg.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
A little sewing machine doing his pedal.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, lightly humming to himself, okay, okay, one of
my favorite movies, mars Attacks, and we're going to go with the
female alien for her.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I have biting that scene where she like bites that
person in the face.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That traumatized me when I was young, like she was
so into biting, she's so intobiting I just put queening just
because she was kind of like thetop dog of all the aliens oh,
she was definitely like top dog,extra cunty, like she was
absolutely the biting man.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Did you, do you remember the scene where she
bites that man's face?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I can't, I cannot remember, but I'm gonna give you
biting just because, um,honestly, just because I can't
remember and also just because Idon't know for sure if, if she
has female parts the same way ashumans, that is very fair that
is so fair.
I'm like queening, but I alsoI'm not sure how that would work
(20:55):
All right, we're definitelygoing with biting, all right, I
(21:18):
think this one is something thatyou both are very familiar with
, because I've heard you talkabout this character a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It tooth fairy, from darkness falls, oh, biting,
biting oh, that's you know.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Loves teeth, chomp, chomp.
Yeah, she gotta put them to use.
Look how big her mouth opens.
You know she's happy to bebiting I.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I put sensory deprivation mostly because, like
she doesn't want to be seen andwhen you see, when she sees you
, seeing her, like you getpunished right, you're breaking
your little rules.
Now you're gonna get a spankingor she's gonna bite you, or
she's gonna bite you.
I love biting for the toothfairy.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I actually like that Sensory deprivation.
Yeah, I think you're rightSensory deprivation, I'll take
it.
Heck yeah, uh-huh yeah, thatmovie's so scary so everybody's
(22:20):
favorite vampire, let's talkabout Lestat from interview with
a vampire um, I haven't seeninterview with a vampire, but I
did obviously look up a pictureof Lestat and I was like oh
Lestat.
Now I know why so many peoplewant to watch this movie.
I think he's into Shibari.
(22:42):
He looks like that kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Ooh, yeah, see, I put long hair, that's a good one
for you not to.
Yeah, I I agree with.
I'm not even going to defendmyself like long hair, that's
too given.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Shibari, he definitely knows how to tie you
up artfully.
Like I'm like imagining in allof his, like you know, I feel
like all vampires have orgies.
So I'm like imagining.
He's like just with all his Idon't know hot naked vampire
friends and he's like the onegetting tied up Like he wants to
be tied, the one getting tiedup like he wants to be tied.
He's like look at me, I'm apiece of art.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
now I'm already beautiful, but now I'm a
beautiful piece of art justdangling from the ceiling like a
little tiffany lamp yes I lovethat, you know I can see it
right, it's like beautiful.
In my head it's like abeautiful scene.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
He's like softly spinning you know, I feel like
you say that I'm not very goodat reading people, but
apparently I'm very good atreading horror characters.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, because that's pretty spot on.
Sorry, I got lost in thoughtthere.
Um, okay, me too, let's move on.
Yeah, I'm just like daydreaminghere now what a beautiful
chandelier he made yeah, yeah,exactly all right, michael myers
(24:17):
from halloween.
Yeah, exactly Alright, michaelMyers from Halloween Choking.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This guy is famous for the wall choke.
He gives the best hand,necklaces Michael Myers.
All day choking.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Damn.
Honestly, I just put costumeMichael Myers.
Seems a little bit vanilla tome, but after you that I'm like
okay, yeah, actually I have beensharing screenshots of Michael
Myers choking women.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's honestly a problem.
Wait, I'm addicted, are you?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
gonna?
Are you gonna put it in thehear me out?
I did nobody reacted.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Where was I?
I felt like a freak nobodyheard me out.
My hear me out fell on deafears oh my god, okay, I'm
obsessed with michael myers.
(25:20):
I really am like it's just oh,really like the way he walks
after people instead of likechasing after them is so good
but somehow he's also just sofast.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
He's just as fast as the people running he's got that
white woman power walk downyeah, he must know lots of um
secret passages and shortcutsit's like.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It's like a scooby-doo, like there's tunnels
and stuff I'm coming to chokeyou.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh no, I tripped all right, we're gonna move on to
pinhead from hellraiser this is.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
This one was really hard.
I put pbc clothing because ofpbc clothing.
Yeah, you can just see it right, like the really shiny
constrictive clothing that'slike vacuum sealed to him.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I could see like, oh, it's like a big hug all over
his whole body yeah, because Iwas like well, if he's already
wearing leather tight clothes asregular clothes, like he's
gonna want it, he's gonna wantto be more tight, more
restricted.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
He's gonna want that extra leathery goodness when
he's doing his thing, you know,and it's a nice contrast, like
the pins in his head is like,instead of something protruding
from him, it's like he's gettinglike sucked in real tight and
just like, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good, it's art, art, come
to life that was a good, thatwas a good agreement, hell yeah
(26:52):
now this one.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I think becca and I already had kind of a
conversation about this and Iknow, I think I'm pretty sure
what she's gonna say and itcompletely floored me.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Um, so we're gonna talk about the demon from
paranormal activity okay, listen, listen, okay, if you just like
picture paranormal activity fora second.
There's one thing that sticksout to you, literally, and it's
the foot sticking out of thecovers this man cannot resist
dragging you down the hall byyour ankle he loves feet.
(27:30):
This guy is.
He's heavy breathing for feet.
He gets so excited if you leaveyour foot out of the covers
because he's like tonight's thenight if your feet are poking
out of the sheet, he's beatinghis feet you're only safe if
(27:58):
your entire body's under theblanket.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
That's giving like little kid running up the stairs
and like and you dive into yourbed.
You're like yes, I'm in my bed,I'm in under the blankets, I'm
safe from all the demons, thisguy's like, but if your foot's
popping out like, you're gettingit buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I see them piggies.
This little piggy's going tomarket.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I put branding for the paranormal activity demon
because I know in one of themovies they had like symbols all
over the walls and stuff likethat.
But honestly, like I totallyagree with the foot fetish, I
think you're right.
He wants to tickle those toes.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Thank you.
He wants them so bad it'salmost like it was passed down
from folklore, because everysingle person like they think
about that.
If their foot is hanging out ofthe covers like a ghost is
going to go get my feet.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So the next one is probably my personal least
favorite, um, but it's art, theart, art the crown, art the
clown from terrifier okay, I hadI really had a tough time with
this because, yeah, because, uh,first of all, this is a
(29:15):
terrible, terrible, terriblebeing, I guess, if you can call
him that, um, lots of to unpack.
I ended up picking Amazonianjust because of the way that the
woman that he kind of becomesobsessed with like he's so
obsessed with her he wants tokill her so badly, but he only
(29:35):
wants that once he realizes whoshe is, which is like this
Wonder Woman looking icon.
She's actually like a younggirl, but her dad had dressed
her up in a photo that he drewof her as this Wonder Woman kind
of looking lady, and so sheended up making her own
Halloween costume and once Artthe Terrifier or Art the Clown
(29:57):
saw that, he was like yes, Ineed it, I need it, I'm obsessed
with it, you're the one I want.
I will go on a full killingspree to get you Also, probably
to kill you, but who knows whathe's going to do with her when
he gets her.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm so glad Both of you saw this movie so that I
don't have to see it.
This is the one on the list Ihave never seen.
Is he just a clown?
Is he like a supernatural thing?
Is he just dude in a suit?
What is he?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
he's like a demon of some sort.
I don't.
I thought at first he was justa person who had just killed so
many people that he became soevil.
Evil he has the ability topossess other bodies while he is
still in his own form.
Oh, he is extremely evil.
He is honestly like this is oneof the most evil movies I've
(30:43):
seen.
So I heard I've seen a lot ofevil movies.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I've heard kind of his track record From poor Angie
.
She gave me the rundown and Ithought the only thing fitting
was cock and ball torture, likehe wants his bitch mashed up.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
That's all he feels.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
He does, he does, but um, I think you're right though
you know him on an intimatelevel, I think you might be
right I was like you know, likeI, I don't think there's just
one kink for this man.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I think that's probably one of his biggest ones
.
But yeah, he's got a lot goingon.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Amazonian.
I did not see that coming.
Neither did anyone else in anyof those movies.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Honestly, I did pretty good in all of those
movies, until the last one, likekind of the very end and if you
haven't seen terrifier, I'mabout to spoil it for you guys.
So he shoves like a tube downsomeone's throat and puts rats
in it and I'm like fuck, thanks,man like oh, don't do that yeah
(31:52):
that would never happen inAlberta, canada would never.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
First of all, Canada might just not Alberta.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, I couldn't get through the first one.
So, Brooke, you definitely havemore experience with Art.
The Clown.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
They left it open for a fourth and I'm like I don't
know if I can do this to myselfagain.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
They can't keep getting away with it.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You know, this person's sick brain belongs in
jail.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, we're going to move on to a series of
movies, one that I do dearlylove.
So it's the Saw movies, andwe're just going to talk about
Jigsaw the doll Not John Kramer,but the little doll on the
tricycle.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Abduction, seduction.
He loves kidnapping.
He loves a demented, like HomeAlone-style escape room.
I think, like ultimately nobodygets his sense of humor Right,
like they don't understand thatthis is like a flirtation for
him and everyone is like playingthe game wrong.
If they would just like followtheir directions and like get
through it at the end, theycould win his heart he's just
(33:24):
looking for love.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Man he is um, I'm gonna say hentai for jigsaw the
doll, because he's fake andhentai is fake.
They're not real people.
He's probably kind of into that.
He's like, ooh, like someonesimilar to me Also, you can take
those those characters and putthem onto body pillows, and he's
(33:47):
.
He's probably into that.
Nice and soft, just like him.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Ooh, yeah, cause he never, like he never gets what
he wants from his little gameRight, like nobody ever plays it
right, so he's got to likesettle for his little hentai
body pillow.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yes, he's like.
Well, I guess I'm going back tomy hentai pillow tonight.
Yeah tonight.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, no one wants to have any fun you sold me with
the hentai body pillow.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You really did you just showed it to my math class
you were talking about hentaibody pillows the other day I
could just picture it so well.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
It's like so pissed off because everybody's dead
again, like nobody did it rightand he's like fuck it.
I'm just gonna go to bed watchnetflix.
Where's my pillow, hey?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
you know, the thing is like with that pillow he can
do different things to it.
You know, they say punching apillow is therapeutic, like I
guess fucking the pillow isprobably therapeutic, like who
knows what this guy's doing toit.
It's got multiple uses he'sjust dry humping.
He's dry humping it, he couldbe punching it at the same time,
(35:01):
like surely a lot of comfort.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Surely he would find no release, because he is just a
doll.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
He is just a doll.
He is just a doll after allOkay.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
So from a tiny doll to a great, big, big, big fella,
we're going to talk aboutGodzilla, but trampling.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
But I think he wants to be the trample-y because he's
also, he's always the trampler,so he just wants to be the
trampoline, because he's also,he's always the trambler, so he
just wants to be the trampoline,for once.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
He wants something big enough to step on him.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yes, he wants to feel what it's like to be squished
between the toes.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
He was another one, like like the xenomorph.
The idea of somebody trying totickle godzilla really fucking
tickles me.
Like they're like we have toget up to the pits.
If we could just tickle him, wecould stop him.
But I really see, I feel likethis is no competition, because
(36:03):
I feel like you have such goodideas, but I really feel like
that was, that was like golden.
He wants to be the one gettingstepped on for once.
It's like poetry.
I'm trampling, I agree, I'm notfighting.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
He wants to be it's like, it's like a fantasy, it's
like a fantasy for him yeah, Ido think that godzilla's
ticklish.
I just don't think I'm certainthat it's because he's sexual
about it.
It's just like regular tickling.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
So now we're going to move on to our last, and I know
that this one I feel like Isaved the best for last Because
you two have a lot of thoughtson this one, but it's the
Creeper from Jeepers, creepers.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Shout out to the Creep, creeper, love him so much
.
I actually looked up his namebecause I was like, does he
actually have a name and we'rejust, we just don't know it.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
No, his name is literally the creeper he has no
government name, just, he'sliterally the creeper we both
agree that he is a wendigo, heis a wendigo.
There's no arguing that googlesays that.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Google says that he is a demon, and I state that
google is very, very wrong.
I think that we have cameforward with enough evidence to
prove that he is a wendigo.
Um, I'm gonna say I know rightthey will.
After they hear our episodethey're going to be like, oh,
they're right, these girls, theyknow their science, women in
(37:31):
STEM.
But I think that JeepersCreepers is a sleep sack dom.
I think that he likes puttingthe bodies in the sack.
I think he likes putting thepeople in the sack, whether they
are alive or dead.
He's like, yes, I'm just goingto sling them over over to my
shoulder and wherever I takethem, they're gonna do what I,
whatever I tell them to I gotsilly with this one.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Okay, um, texting and audio.
I think he can only get offwhen his little song is playing.
And on top of that, the idea ofjeepers creepers the creeper
himself like laying on his bellyin his bed with his little feet
(38:17):
in the air, kicking his feetbecause he just got a naughty
text from his little booty calllike I feel like I can just
picture it so well.
That song is so prevalent inboth movies there's no fucking
way it doesn't have somesignificance for him in the
bedroom.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It's like a calling.
When he hears it, he has to go.
When he hears it, he has tocome.
He gets that you up text andit's all over.
It's like the Batman signal,but it's the Jeepers Creepers
song for them Jeepers, creepers.
I think you're right, justbecause that's so fucking funny.
(39:07):
Can't be like, no, you're right.
Just because that's so fuckingfunny.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Can't be like, no, you're wrong the song's playing
in your head now, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
it always is already.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That means that when that song like comes across your
mind.
That means somewhere in theworld.
Creepers coming, creeper iscoming.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Holy smokes.
Well, this was a close one,guys.
So, becca, you had a totalscore of 10.
And Brooke, you have a totalscore of 13.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
So congratulations You're queen of the kinks.
I actually was named queen ofsex and all things romantic by
our dear friend yesterday.
I'm not going to say his nameon here, but I'm sure you guys
know who, and so I feel likethat adds to it.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
So thank you, man.
I'm never going to win one ofthese sons of bitches, am I?
I know I'm just here for a goodtime.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I get swept up in the giggles and the chuckles, and
suddenly I'm losing again.
Oh boy, it's almost a game ofwho can make the other laugh the
hardest.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I know and I always lose.
Thanks everybody for listeningand make sure you never miss an
episode of the black curtainclub podcast.
Tune in every monday, whereveryou get your podcasts, for new
episodes and make sure youfollow us on social media so you
never miss an update.
Um, I can't wait to see wherethe next episode takes us, but
for now I guess that's goodbye.
(40:44):
Goodbye, my love, goodbye, bye,bye.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Bye.
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